Is it going to be really loud? I'm really scared now
(Music Starts)
Bryan:Ohh!
Not loud at all man like where is my water bottle
Matthias: That is so loud!!
Matthias and Bryan:AHHH!
(Intro Starts)
What's going on guys I am Matthias and Welcome to 10
Pointless Tech gadgets that may waste your money. Yes, that is right today
We're looking at 10 tech gadgets that will most likely waste your money
and I'm going to be the deciding factor if they do waste your money because I'm going to rate them wasteful, or
Tasteful!
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Oh!
Light Up
This is I hip dude this ain't just hip is I hip [its] [ee] hip color changing light bulb with remote
changing different hues at the click of a button
I used to have life like this that actually had a remote with it because here's the [thing] about these light bulbs
They're not high quality like how much did this one cost you? Bryan:Seven dollars. Matthias:okay?
So look I get to choose from all these different colors here
And I also get it to go Bright,Flash,Strobe,Fade this right here is
A hue light okay it turns on and there's more light and that also that also
Change its color [coloured] see check this out boom you can change colors adapt around it
But you'll notice go back to that one color you notice the lines on my face kind of like moving up and down
It's hard to detect because these things have a very fast active refresh rate, so when I unplug this always turn it off first kids
(Got Confused)
(Turned Off)
I don't know how to use a light bulb anymore
You're gonna probably notice a much heavier
Refresh rate if you don't I will be impressed with this bulb if you do see a really ugly refresh rate
So I kind of expect it with a cheap led bulbs
Why is it strobing all different colors stop dude brighten it up?
My word that is a dim. That is dim a
(Sings) F
Okay, so it does go darker, but it doesn't like that it so dim dude. Are you kidding me?
Let's do white. That's white. That's it says. That's white. That's supposed to be white
It's like literally by my head, and it's not even casting a shadow
Let's turn off
That is very very weak, but the refresh rate isn't bad
But that's probably because it's so weak.Let's see if it will strobe heads up. It's about to strobe.Are you kidding me?
Bryan:That's it.
Wow, dude. Wow, that's strobing fast man
(laughs)
Bryan:That's what they consider strobing. Matthias:What do I press it again to go faster?
That's it's strobing every one second every two seconds. Well that does look cool looks like a lightsaber dude
(Acting like a lightsaber). I don't like this. This is cheap. This is wasteful
Annoy-O-Tron
Prankster Pack!
(Voice gets deeper)Periodic beats and sounds make your friends crazy hunting for that annoying noise
ringtone Annoy-O-Tron
Unsettling spooky sound effects scared the crap out of your friends
So you hide these little things somewhere and people just cannot find out
Where the noise is coming from I use one so far in the office
And it's had me in stitches as my poor colleague slowly went mad searching for a small child laugh.
Yes, they're quiet, but if you hide it just right, it's a mental meltdown great fun at the office.Battery died too soon.
But while it lasted, it's been a blast my roommate thinks we had a rogue cat inside somewhere and a ghost in her room
No lie she's burned sage told her whole family and I swear
She's trying to find a priest.That's messed up dude! That's hard bruh! Add to cart!
(Slams)
Ohh!!
Annoy-O-Tron Prankster Pack.Pesky ringtones annoying noises and spooky sounds
(Open)
So I'm taking out all the tab here.Bryan: you choose or so we choose. What sound so I'm going to choose now
(Noises)
Those are all the noises that are in this so now you can select which noise.
That one right there would drive me crazy because you'd be like where is that it sounds real?
You know like the cat like come on like come on
I was doing cat in my room like dingdong like you'd have to have that exact sounding doorbell
This next one:
(Noises)
that one would be what does that sound like just sounds like going around.Someone likes:
(Dog Sound)
if it rotated through a bunch of ghastly noises
But like if I heard the same noise over and over and over I do like okay like after the third time I'd be like
Last one
Ringtone
Well, that's the old ringtone dude.
Oh! Little vibration dude.So if I go to vibration
That right there would get me for sure dude because I have like a ton of phone man if you just set this somewhere
I'd be like what phone is vibrating dude. Okay? I like this. I'm gonna keep these Gonna mess with Amanda. Don't tell her
Seek thermal XR imager for IOS.What so this thing supposedly?
Sees thermal imaging that's incredible. For those of you not familiar with thermal imaging it's looking at the world through temperature
so to speak with a detectable temperature range of negative 40
to 626 Degrees Fahrenheit,Tracking Wildlifes, spotting Predators, Focusable Lens allow YOU-SERS (laughs)
to Fine-Tune their thermal imagery (laughs)
So I was assuming since it was Two hundred fifty dollars
Bryan didn't buy it
Bryan:I did not buy that
AHHHH!!AHHH!!
Guys, do you want us to make a video with this thing?
It'd be funny to see this if it actually works like we can put like sheets up and have people hide behind them.Matthias:YEAH!!
To see if it would work.Matthias:Yeah!!
Let's do that!!
Also let's try to find some predators for real give this video like if you want to see that if this video gets enough likes
I will buy that and we'll make a video dedicated to finding how that thing works
But it's only dependent on it if you like it because of it this video doesn't get likes I know you aren't interested
Oh!! What??
Force push with a Jedi training Rod
I'm SHOOK. What is a Jedi training Rod?Bryan:You've never heard of it. You're obviously not a hardcore. No dude
I am a hardcore star wars fan, and I'm gonna be honest with you. I've never been like let me get my training Rod
Oh Jedi Force Levitator, okay?
They show Obi-Wan, and he doesn't have a force levitator was I don't remember that kid in Star wars at all
Oh, sweet do to force Rod. Oh that's very delicate.This is so delicate. It's just like it's tinsel
(Confused)
But it got stuck it got it got stuck on
I'm not reading the instructions intentionally because I want to see what's going on here.
Oh!
Bryan:What this is blowing air? Matthias: It's it's just it's creating static.
(Dramatic Music)
It's not blowing air. It's creating some type..Uh! keep sticking to my face dude.
Oh!Oh!
Did you see that thing?
Oh!Oh! It's shock me in the face like six times. (laughs)
Woah! No! Ouch!
Shock me! Dude it's attacking me. Sorry, but Jedi's have more control or the force!
Oh!! It shock me in the nose again. Aww! It shock me in the arm! Stop! Stop! Bryan:It comes after you. Matthias: Why are they comes after me bro!
Don't come after me. Aww!! Oh! jeez dude that really shocked me
(Instant Replay) Aww!! Oh!
This thing stinks dude literally, just generate static electricity so you get shocked and now I'm SHOOK!
Here dude you do it? I want you to get shock.
Aww!! (laughs)
You hear that. Stop! Don't! Stop!
You touch me you die. Bryan:You're really afraid of me right now.I hate static electricity dude!
(High five's really loud)
I don't like that. I resaid a wasteful
You're gonna Short-Circuit yourself. I'd be careful.
(Really scared)HUH!!
Did...
(Both)AWWW!!
(laughs)
That was crazy dude this tool right here. This little kids tool.
You can literally go walk up to someone's computer and just talk to them and just be like
Underhandedly pointing it at their like machine and just fry their machine
I barely even pointed it at my machine right here, and the whole thing's glitched out
(Slams)
Uhh!! Pro Buds
What is this two-in-one micro earpiece car charger driver series up to 1.5 hours of talk time?
So what this is..is you put that in your car? And this is specifically designed so that you can talk in your car, right?
Bryan: It's an earpiece. So it's just an earpiece, but it's designed for easy use with your car
Wow, that's supposed to fit in your ear.Here that looks painful. That does not look like it belongs in an ear.
Mean I guess oh, it's just not comfortable out
Ouchy! that is not comfortable so the contacts right there you see those two contacts right there boom and boom that's how it charges whoops
So you plug this into your car boom you got a charging earpiece, so when you get into your car?
Bryan:That why it's not comfortable gonna put the ear tip. Oh! gonna put that ear tip on. I wonder it hurts.
No,No that is an ear tip look see
You have to take this one off first. Bryan:Ohh!
some with a really small ear hole am I right so right now. We're entering pairing mode
It's kind of cool. See a little thing light up like that
That's kind of neat that took a while to put that new ear button
So now I got the fits for my ear. I got giant ears sweet.So you plug this in put that in there
I also have some so you don't waste a port on your car. You can actually also charge other USB stuff.
Here's the question does this actually work? So Bryan's going to call me right now. I'm gonna answer
Oh wait! I'm gonna try to answer right here. It says "You'll have an incoming call" and then it says that a phone number.Answered
Hello. Oh, man. That's quiet. Hold on let me turn up the volume. Oh!, that's some bad quality audio, okay?
I'm hanging up on you hold on
Did I hang up on you? Yes.
Uhh!! Okay, not very comfortable, but overall it works. Here's the issue though
Nowhere near allowed.Bryan:So if you in car. Yeah, this is designed to be in a car
So it just needs to be way louder all in all sadly. I'm gonna have to say it's wasteful
Make it louder, and then it's gonna be tasteful.Bada-bim Bada-Boom
Hexbug Battlebots Rival. Ohh.. Battlebots. I like the sound of that. What's a hex bug though
I think I tried a hex bug did I.Bryan: It's a spider. It was like a hex bug spider.
Whoo!
(Hex Bug Walks)
Okay, that's creepy
So these two little things are like battle bots
So we can battle it out right now. (Voice gets deeper)Wage war on your opponents and take no prisoners.
Now you can bring back action with you anywhere! After the battles over.
Easily rebuilt the defeated party for round two. If they're up for the challenge.That sounds like fun although they look
Inordinately tiny, so let's add to cart and find out! Bryan: Let's be careful. Electronics
That can't swim. Matthias: So look we got the two little remotes there
That is literally the size of my biggest finger on my hand Rivals head-to-head remote control. Why are they so small?
Those look kind of fun. I call this one
(Opens)
Oh my gosh!
There we go cut it yeah yeah, cut it oh yeah
Okay, so there's this guy, that's mine
Okay, so I believe mines on now.
(Robots Move) Oh!
There we go. Wow! Wow! These have a decent amount of control.
So how do you? Bryan: Ensure.. Matthias: Ahh!!!
That's cool. Okay, Bryan No! No! No! No! No! Relax! Relax! bro. He'd got like a saw blade dude! Bryan: Right here.
What's the bet?
Bryan: Post an Ugly face on your own Twitter?
Matthias: lunch...(laughs)
Go!!! Bryan: Uhh!!!!!!!!!!
Get out of here! Oh!!
Why are you coming up against me, bro?
I'm protecting my... See. Oh jeez! The issue is you have to hit my back somehow. Yes! No!
Uhhh!!
Matthias:Yesss!!! Bryan:Nooo!!
You're dead! You have been defeated! Bryan: Noo!!!
Uhh!! Die! Yess!!! Bryan: Noo!!! Matthias: What? Is that suppose to come off? No that doesn't come off. Bryan: Is that suppose to come off?. No, I won I think.
Oh! More pieces in here just falling off.Matthias: Yes you get that last piece off of mine. I have one more piece right there.
Yours is not good.
KA-HIYAA! UHH-HIYA
Uhh!!
They just keep going. That's disappointing
So how do you ever know who wins? Matthias: That's what I'm saying so what I was assuming
Was going to happen is when all these pieces flew off it would stop. Bryan: Yeah! Matthias: Therefore your bot would be defeated
Slightly disappointing although they're very fun. I just wish it had that functionality you'd be like
No, you didn't get me so I would say I would say it's tasteful
I would say it's tasteful but for a man my age. I'd want something a little bit more intense.
Wolo Music Time Remote Controlled Electronic Musical Horn Plays..
La Cucaracha (laughs) and Mexican Hat Dance. So this what is the.. Oh!! There sweet! Yeah? There's a video. It didn't pop up.
(La Cucaracha Music)
This literally a sound. Matthias: It's literally a sound and there's the hat dance
(Mexican Hat's Dance Music)
So do you put this in your car? Bryan: Yes!
It's a gift for your car! Matthias: Simple to install into the engine compartment.
Connect one wire to ground and the other 12 volt music time is ready to play. See it
I don't have that in my car you do though. Sorry dude you gonna have to put that in your car dude.
mmm........ (laughs)
Add to Cart!
Music Time! (Speaks In Spanish) Toca dos canciones populares (It means"Play two popular songs")
(Opens)
Oh my word this is like legit.
So I might my assumption for this. This is for someone that really really really loves those Mexican songs and they want them
Perpetually on the car forever or food truck or food truck or a food truck.
Yeah! Yeah! Food truck because this looks legit right now dude. How are we going to use this? What do you got here?
What is this? What is that?
Hold these no don't let them touch
Don't let them touch if you see a little spark when I tested this other day.Is it going to be really loud?
I'm really scared now. You don't know you haven't tested it. I'm I don't know.
I don't think it's powered
Bryan:Ooh!
Bryan:That's so loud!
Matthias:That is so loud!!!
Matthias and Bryan:AHHH!
Oh my gosh, dude. (laughs)
Bryan: Ahhh!! No!!
Okay, so it works
That is for sure it definitely works. What are we going to do with this now Bryan? (laughs) I mean is this tech is this....
Of course there's wires. There's power, There's remotes, There's wireless technologies so.. I guess so,I guess so I say it's wasteful
Guard Dog Security iStun Cell Phone Gun Stun,Gun,Gun,Stun (Surprised) Four Million Volts
Are you kidding me right now? Oh, it's not an actual cell phone.
It's just a stunner that makes it look like a cell phone so that when someone's creeping up on you
You can look like your on your cellphone. Hahaha.. pazap! Your dead kid!
I don't know why your stunning a kid, but don't stun kids
Okay!
Stun Gun built to resemble the world's most famous smartphone built-in LED flashlight. Mmm.. There you go. Safety switch to prevent accidental
Discharge. Oh gosh!! Could you imagine put that in your pocket like "Oh, mama?"
(Narrator Talks) Wow! They're straight up trying to sell like an Apple iPhone.
"an Elegant case"
You hear that music dude. This is like Old School Apple Style.
Trying like to get you all mood about a piece of like glass and metal. My life's different now.
I'd be more impressed. If it was an actual phone. Bryan: Or is it? Matthias: Well let's find out! Add to Cart!!
(laughs quietly)
World's first most smartphone looking stun gun like they accomplished a lot by putting a sticker on it
I mean, who's just going to fool though? That's that's my question.
We got like all the.. the little case here because
You know you carry your cell phone in a case on your belt. They even had the liberty of putting a screen protector on it.
No!!
Yeah! Bryan: Well now that looks real. That's a sharp looking screen. Matthias: Oh my gosh!
The back too it looks like an iPhone
Look they even put a screen protector on the back. Look that's supposed to resemble a camera. Bryan: That was the led light
Oh, that's the led light. Nevermind.
Oh that's funny dude. Okay so how does it work? I'm like legit a little scared right now because I don't know how it works.
AHHH!!!
SSTO.....
(Instant Replay) AHHH!!! SSTO.....
Oh!Oh!
I figured it out. Ready?
(Zapps)
OH!
Jeez!! That is so loud. I'm gonna show it to you again. Ready?
(Zapps)
Oh my gosh! That is so loud! Alright. No! (laughs)
Why did you pointed at me!
Wait, do it to the box to see if it burns the body. Matthias: To see if it burns the box. Yeah, this is great
Don't do this at Home kids! Bryan and I are trained it idiots.
(Zapps)
Oh jeez! dude!
(Zapps)
Now it's just shocking it.
It didn't actually do anything to the box. Bryan: Dude I'd really thank you
What if you conducted it to your... (laughs) Matthias: Conducted it through cardboard Bryan! Bryan: You know what's in that? What if.. Matthias: CARDBOARD!!
(Zapps)
That actually hurts the ears look at that. Look at that up close.
(Zapps)
Woohh!! Luckily all you'll perpetually have a hundred percent battery and it'll always be
9:41 I'd say as far as Stun Guns go. tasteful!
This is super clever. You get the idea right! You got a cell phone someone approaching you and you're like
(Girl Impression)I'm gonna call the police if you hit me!
*Bazzap* You dead kid!
Why is it always kids?
*Bazzap* You dead!
(Zapps)
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Next item! Bryan: Don't look,don't look!,don't look!
Now this item use to be very popular back in the day. Matthias: It used to be popular this exact item. Bryan: Yes!
It was in every single car. Remember now this exact thing, but what this item can play.
(Slams)
Cassette. Now see now Bryan you're just wasting my money. External microphone and blank cassette tape included
What the heck are you serious?
Why?
How many of you guys in the comments know what this is like let's be real or use one or have ever used one or
Even care let's be real do you even care with this? Oh my gosh! It's enormous. Why?
Do you need the instructions on how to use this? Matthias: I don't need the instructions on how to use a cassette, bro
When I was growing up these were just going out of style.
It does have actually a spot for D batteries
Literally Ds. This kids is called a tape cassette
There's a little film in there that you can digitally record on to quite interesting and it's all in its glory
So that we what we do here is we open it. Where's the open?
The manual?
I might need the manual.
Oh! I am doing the wrong way! Whoopsie-daisy!
It's been a while,
There you go. I did it!! Bryan: Yay!! Literally I tried every other option (laughs)
Good, it's rewound so now plug in the microphone look at this thing dude!
I am now,,,
Recording onto my new cassette player
I'm so excited to have a cassette player because I am going to record all of my musings thoughts and
and Intimacy's just keep them to myself.
So now let's rewind
And now we play
It's so quiet. I can't even hear it. Let's try again. Just recording with this microphone. This is a test testing testing one two three
This thing's sucks dude. You're kidding me right now?
AHHH!!!!
This thing's crap alright. I just found a tape way back when I used to use cassette tapes
I want to.. I want to play it for you
Yes or no? It's I Matthias. Diary Journal Number Seventy Thirty Hundred and Fifty Eight.
Today, I saw a woman. This time.
She was beautiful.. Mom get out!!!! Ohh! Yeah, wow I remember that last part dude wasteful. Let's take the piece of crap. (Drops the Cassette)
Ohhhh!!!
Didn't I have something like this before? Bryan: It was a basketball game.
It was a basketball game, and I was like destroying it up at dude
Yay!!
So this is like a mini arcade
Couldn't you just give me the big one dude? All you have to give me the small tiny ones to play modes arcade style
Joystick Authentic Arcade sounds Monochrome, LCD Background
(Opens)
Let's see what this is about. On! Oh!! I've never been good at Pac-man. I never really cared about Pac-Man. (Bryan got shock) Start!
I'm going up. I'm doing it all. I'm that black dot
And I'm just going around and eating all the good things
Okay, I'm not so bad at Pac-man bro. Whoops. I'm not so bad these guys stink bro.
Ohh! That guy almost got me, but he didn't. Haha!
Ohh!! He's chasing me now. Nope he's not
Wow this is...
This is what I'm sorry to hear what you just said?
HAHA!!
How many chances do I have before I like croak because I think I'm about to pass this level come on, bro
Let me add it.
OHH!!!
Literally one left. OHH!!
Screw this thing dude. I don't like it. How much was this 15 that's not bad high score a thousand sixty
I bet no one has ever beaten that ever in the history of mankind
My top scores the best top score am I right you see that thing right there in the thumbnail..
It's not what you think it is... actually it may be it maybe what you think it is. It is a back massager. (laughs)
But it actually worked quite. Well, so go over there click it have some fun with me
I didn't sound good either all right .High Five!
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