(laughing)
- [Kill'em] If there's any, spirits, please let us know.
I think we have to warm it up, don't we?
By doing this.
(Laughing)
(fart noise)
I don't think any of us believed enough, nothing happened.
(laughs)
- [Girlfriend] We have to say goodbye though.
- Oh, we have to say goodbye.
- [Girlfriend] Goodbye. - [Kill'em] Goodbye.
(laughing)
I know!
What if we just leave it, we'll leave the
little thing on there and see if it moves.
And I'll set my camera on it.
Just leave it for ten minutes or something.
- [Kill'em] Okay so here we go,
we're gonna leave the Ouija board here on its' own.
We're all gonna leave the room for ten minutes.
We're gonna see if this moves.
On this glass table here so you can see
that we're not doing anything from underneath.
Nothing is gonna be touched.
Okay, let's go.
(door shuts)
Let's have a look.
(shocked inhale)
No way.
That has definitely moved.
(laughs)
You've done that haven't ya?
- [Mum] I haven't done anything.
- (Laughs) You did it then.
- [Girlfriend] I was with ya.
- Who did it?
- [Mum] I mean I didn't do it, 'cause your dad were with me.
- [Girlfriend] You did it.
- [Mum] You've done it.
(laughs)
- I haven't done it (laughing).
I've done, watch this footage back.
Bloody hell.
There, seven minutes 12 seconds.
(shocked inhale)
And again it's moving, there!
Three time, it moves three times on it's own.
It moves three times on it's own.
- [Dad] We're gonna have to do it again.
- Do it more serious this time.
- [Kill'em] Is there any spirits here with us today?
(spooky music building)
Who's doin' that?
- [Girlfriend] I'm not, I'm not.
- [Mum] I'm not doin' it, I barely touch it.
- [Kill'em] I'm not.
- [Mum] I'm not.
(mum inhales shocked)
- [Kill'em] No way.
- [Mum] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
- [Man] No way.
- [Girlfriend] I'm barely touching it.
- [Mum] Who's doin' it?
- [Kill'em] Yeah, so there is somebody or something.
What's your name?
- [Girlfriend] This is, this is so creepy.
- [Mum] Is someone movin' it?
(Girlfriend laughs nervously)
- [Kill'em] I'm not doing, I'm just
\letting it go where it wants.
- [Mum] That's a D.
- [Girlfriend] Is it?
- [Mum] A D.
- [Kill'em] D.
You're doin' it, can see your fingers movin'.
- [Mum] I'm not.
- [Girlfriend] Don't let go.
- [Kill'em] It's mum.
- [Mum] No I'm not.
- [Kill'em] It's gotta be A innit, D A.
- [Mum] Yeah. - [Girlfriend] Yeah.
See A, someone write it down.
- [Mum] Are you writing this down?
- [Kill'em] D, A, I can watch video back.
Dan, Dan.
- [Girlfriend] Oh God, woah. - [Kill'em] Dad.
- [Mum] V. - [Girlfriend] Is it V?
- [Mum] V. - [Girlfriend] Can't see it.
- [Kill'em] Dave, David.
- [Kill'em] I. - [Mum] I.
(Mum shakily inhales)
- [Kill'em] You're doin' it, look.
- [Girlfriend] Don't let go.
- [Kill'em] D, David. - [Mum] D, David, yeah.
(shocked inhale)
- [Kill'em] Hello David.
Do you come in peace?
- [Mum] God I hope it does.
- [Kill'em] Yes. - [Mum] Yes.
- [Kill'em] Thank God. (laughs)
(Mum groans)
- [Girlfriend] I've got sweaty hands.
(Mum and Kill'em laugh)
- [Kill'em] Can we ask you anything?
- [Girlfriend] Yes.
- [Kill'em] Yeah, it's going back to yes.
Well what else shall we ask David?
- [Dad] Ask it lottery numbers.
(all laughing)
- [Girlfriend] We can't ask him that, serious.
- [Kill'em] Do you know tomorrow's lottery numbers?
There's no way he's saying them, no way.
- [Mum] I hope you're writing, or you can look at that part.
- [Kill'em] Can look at video, Two.
- [Girlfriend] Alright, oh he's goin fast.
- [Kill'em] Eight, he's stopped.
- [Girlfriend] What happened?
- [Kill'em] Two eight or is it 28?
- [Mum] Must be 28.
- [Kill'em] Yeah, 28, two.
- [Dad] Were there a five?
- [Girlfriend] Were it?
- [Kill'em] Two zero, 20.
- [Girlfriend] It's two eight, two zero.
- [Kill'em] Or is it two zero?
He's paused, it must be two zero, 20.
- [Mum] 20, oh it's moving again.
- [Kill'em] 28, 20.
- [Girlfriend] Woah.
- [Kill'em] Two.
- [Girlfriend] They're goin so fast.
- [Kill'em] Seven. - [Mum] Seven.
- 28. - [Kill'em] 27.
(spooky music)
Five, 53.
- [Mum] Yeah.
- [Kill'em] One, woah.
- [Mum] 14.
[Kill'em] 14.
There's usually another one in that, oh it'll go.
- [Girlfriend] I can't believe it.
- [Kill'em] No way, eight.
- [Dad] How we can remember all these?
- [Kill'em] I've got it on video.
Usually a bonus number innit there.
- [Girlfriend] Ask him if he knows.
- [Mum] Didn't count it.
- [Kill'em] Do you know the bonus number?
No. - [Mum] No.
- [Girlfriend] Knows all the numbers
but not the bonus number.
(all laughing)
- [Kill'em] You sure about that?
- [Girlfriend] It's not, it's not moving at all.
- [Kill'em] Are you still there David?
Nothing seems to be happening.
- [Girlfriend] Can we say goodbye,
I'm not feeling well, I don't.
- [Kill'em] We'll just say goodbye.
- [Mum] Say goodbye.
- [Man] Okay, goodbye.
- [Girlfriend] Goodbye. - [Mum] Goodbye.
- [Kill'em] Goodbye.
No way, that was freaky.
Nah don't worry it's not real is it.
You did that.
We've upgraded the Kill'em lounge.
Look at this, I got this huge microphone thing.
Welcome to the Kill'em lounge with me Kill'em.
Today we're gonna be talking about Ouija boards.
Sorry I just feel like I have to talk like this,
'cause I feel like I'm on the radio.
(laughs)
I've got it on this like claw, look at this.
I could put, aw we're well professional now,
I've added more things to the wall.
Got Minecraft sword up there,
got this Mario question mark box thing.
Jesus Christ.
Dave.
♫ Dave
We do that after the video okay,
none of that until after the.
Nothing happens between me and Dave.
♫ Dave
You saw what happened last night.
No joke, we didn't even mean for anything to happen.
I just bought the Ouija board for like a video,
I thought maybe one day I'd want to use it.
Didn't know what I were gonna do,
but me, my mum and my dad and my girlfriend,
we all just thought we'd have a test run with it.
So I just set up the camera, just in case anything happened,
and I'm bloody, I'm glad I did.
(laughs)
Okay so later I'm gonna put lottery on
with those six numbers the Ouija board gave me
and we're gonna see what happens.
Let me know in the comments bellow,
what is your take, what is your thoughts on spirits
or ghosts or other world things, demons, angels,
I don't know whatever.
What do you think about them?
Do you believe in it, is it all just a big hoax?
Let me know in the comments bellow.
I'm gonna read everything what you say
'cause it interests me, I'm not gonna lie,
it's all very interesting to me.
So after I've finished recording the last video
I called my dad, he came and picked me up in a van
so we could throw the tent in the back
'cause I couldn't figure out how it all went back together.
And I came home, and I've lost my hat.
That hat is my favorite hat, I cannot find it anywhere.
It's just the same as this one, converse, but in black,
it's my favorite one, I've had it ages.
I just cannot find it anywhere.
And I know I came home in it because
we got like a security camera set up on the drive and
I've got my hat on.
Here it is, here's the footage.
(sirens)
There it is, my hat, I'm wearing it.
So it's in the house somewhere.
The hat is in the house somewhere and I cannot find it.
Literally, I've looked everywhere,
I've even had my mum look, she can't find it.
You know if your mum can't find it, it's no where.
(laughing) You know it's lost.
Dave.
♫ Dave
(laughing)
So yeah, I've recently, I've decided
I need to start doing the gym.
I'm getting a bit chubs, you know I got some
boobies bouncing around here.
When I'm in the car and we'll go over a hump,
feel everything just (grunts).
(laughs)
So yeah, it's January, I don't wanna join like a public gym
because everybody joins the gym in January.
It's just gonna be packed so I thought
I'll make my own home gym, I'll show you it later.
I've got like this new bench, I've got flooring and stuff.
Just got, yeah I'll show you soon.
One final thing before we go I promise, Dave.
♫ Dave
Broke his neck, literally I broke his neck.
This top plate just like, just giggling around.
How the hell.
If you know about this stuff
please let me know in the comments
how the hell do I fix his neck?
Anyway one final thing before we go and
buy this lottery ticket.
My plants, I brought them over from Austria and
I have never mentioned them since.
I had 16 huge plants, too big.
I had two of six of them so I gave six of them away,
now I've got ten big plants growing.
I've still got them, still watering,
still looking after them.
I'm gonna show you them now and
then we'll show you the gym and
then we'll go and buy a lottery ticket.
Yeah, loads to come.
And then we'll see live if my lottery ticket wins or not.
Let's go look at them plants.
Here are the plants, they've got these ones over here and
these ones, they're bloody huge now look at them.
(laughs)
Jeez I think this is the biggest one.
Look at that beauty.
What's this one?
Trinidad Scorpion Red.
So yeah, they're the plants, I'll show you my gym now.
So let's just go over into the garage.
So here's my little home gym,
I've got rubber matting on the floor
to make sure if I drop a weight nothing gets damaged.
Got my new bench, just came yesterday.
Are they Tricep bars, I don't know, bars, two bars. (laughs)
I got my pull up bar, I got these resistance cable things.
I'm all ready, look at it, I'm just waiting for weights.
(laughs) Like the main thing,
the only thing you need for gym, ain't got it yet.
So yeah, soon as those weights come,
I think maybe like two weeks or something,
then it's all done and I can start using it.
So anyway, let's go and just have a little walk to town.
Get a lottery ticket, I gotta get a lottery ticket.
Let's go.
(electronic music)
So walking around the town where I live,
trying to get these nice cinematic shots of everything and
I realize it's a lot easier to get
nice cinematic shots in Austria then it is here.
In Austria houses all look different.
I mean they've got mountains, lakes,
well there's a lake here.
You know it's just real easy, but here everything's flat.
There's not a lot to video really.
So I've literally walked miles out of my way
just to come and video this just so it looks nice really.
I actually used to work
just around the corner from here for a year.
Literally one of the worst years of my life.
So that was over there and then over there,
I used to work over there as well for four years and
that was brutal, that was like
the worst four years of my life.
I've not had good jobs (laughs).
To be honest I used to be a window fitter,
I used to take old windows out of houses and
put new ones in.
In different companies and stuff,
but I did that for ten years.
Spending ten years doing something that I absolutely hated,
it gave me motivation to do something I love.
I mean, I haven't always done YouTube,
I've been doing YouTube for like two,
two and a half years or something.
Literally I never came home from work and just played Xbox
or watched TV, I always doing something.
I came home from work and then I'd start working on
my other project what I'm trying to do.
This is just a long old story just to say,
what ever you're doing, if you hate it,
just keep on powering through.
Use the hate for what you're doing and
put it into something you enjoy doing and
you will succeed.
You come home from a bad day of work and
you just think, I can't do this anymore,
I just can't do this job much longer so
I'm just gonna put everything I've got
into this other thing, and you can do it.
Yeah, anyway, let's carry on with this walk.
I need to get to the shop, get that lottery ticket.
Let's go.
Okay, I'm here at the shop,
let's put this lottery ticket on.
(people talking in the background)
Got my lottery ticket, Jesus Christ this,
if this works, it's gonna be a God damn miracle.
Anyway back home we go and then check these numbers tonight.
Wish me luck.
Leave a thumbs up bellow for a bit of luck,
I'm gonna need it.
(upbeat electronic music)
- [Kill'em] Boo!
- Ah!
(Kill'em laughs)
- [Kill'em] Hello Tammy, hello,
you got some snot on your nose.
You got some, a bit of snot just there.
Finally back home.
That were a really long walk, I've got a car but
I just like walking around sometimes,
keep fit you know, nah.
(groans)
(intense music)
Right so we're just waiting for the lottery to come on,
I've got my ticket ready, here we go, here we go.
- [Announcer] Welcome to Wednesday's lotto draw and
millionaire raffle.
- [Kill'em] Jesus. Okay, here's my numbers.
- [Announcer] Tonight's lotto quadruple roll over jackpot
is an estimated 12.2 million pounds.
28.
- [Kill'em] Oh, yeah, we've got it.
- [Dad] Really?
- [Announcer] 20.
- [Kill'em] (shocked inhale) Yeah!
- [Dad] Two?
- [Announcer] 27.
- [Kill'em] Yes, no way.
- [Mum] Get out, no.
- [Dad] You're kidding me.
- [Announcer] 53.
- [Dad] You're kidding me.
- [Kill'em] 53, yeah. (surprised inhale)
(all laughing)
- [Announcer] 14.
- [Kill'em] Yeah!
(laughing)
No way, eight.
- [Announcer] Eight.
- [Kill'em] Eight!
(all laughing)
Holy shit!
(Hip Hop)
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