crying it's something we take for
granted it's simply a dated a fact of
life in the big city but occasionally a
crime occurred so battling that even we
city dweller sit up and take notice
three scientific equipment companies
three robberies and what was stolen to
positron accelerators for reverse flux
polarity indicators and one parabolic
sine-wave generator and what does all
that equipment do i have absolutely no
idea but although the missing goods are
high-tech the method by which they were
stolen is not these incisions could only
have been made with a samurai sword
and look at this rope this can only be
the work of ninjas the interband of
Japanese warriors and how can you tell
that from the ropes professor well look
for yourself
it's made in Japan ninjas a
thousand-year-old clan of Assassins is
it possible they're here in the city
we're at technology central to answer
that question for it may be the next
target of the mysterious burglars
I'll report as soon as anything develops
april O'Neil happy hour news back to you
Jeff come on a pro let's beat it
nothing's gonna happen here
what are you a bunch of sissies that's
gonna be fun
April we've got a million bucks in
state-of-the-art equipment here I'm not
gonna let it sit around in the street in
the dead of the night
with the news media for crying out loud
amana heartless them maybe the camera
get the camera I i think i left the iron
on my apartment in this yeah i just
remember roller Derby's on TV tonight
why and I got an appointment with my
dentist
we got a message for you from the big
boss man he wants you should stick to
report and fashion shows
ok sure no problem
he don't believe
rip it out
great that's really onto something
harder for trying to kill me
sign-off time O'Neill homeboy watch
whatever pal
whoever you are you are
whoa weird yeah they dress funny too
I don't know who you are but thanks
you're not helpless
bingo now we're dealing with a real mind
here your your turtles
yep so we are I can't handle this or she
is no fun she faded what doubled
where am i something up t
I don't believe this
I wish you'd stop doing that come on
Lady wake up ok it's tough trying to
carry on a conversation with you know
perhaps some food would gave the young
ladies powers of speech
whoever pepperoni and ice cream yeah i
was some of the jelly beans and
mushrooms
yeah give me a slice anchovies and
peanut butter
seriously grossing me out she talked she
walks
how can you eat that junk how can you
eat raw fish all the guys April would
you like to tell us why those men were
chasing you around the sewers
oh yeah we don't get many humans down
here i was doing the story about a bunch
of that scientific equipment companies
i'm sitting here talking to a bunch of
turtles and their pet rat the heck are
you guys
perhaps I can best explain the story of
my young friends and is really the story
of a man named Hamato Yoshi in Japan
there is a ninja clan known as the foot
Hamato Yoshi was there she do she
teacher of the warrior ways of
enlightenment know she was a quiet man
who loves art but one student soft to
usurp his leadership of the foot class
Oroku Saki then one day just sensing a
teacher visited the foot school and
Oroku Saki made his
computer dog bowl before our beloved
master so you plot to kill our honorable
Sunside disgraceful for this misty you
should be banished from the Foot Clan
all together
what say you all wise sensei loci I say
throw the bum out disgrace
no she fled to America Dennis was forced
to leave in the source in these
underground tunnels his only friends the
rats into one day some new and down the
drain back in Japan under oka sakis evil
leader
the Foot Clan turned into an army of
scribe Sima back in New York your she
lived happily with his Turtles and rats
and then one
so Hamato Yoshi found the turtles
covered with go bingo you get the
feeling almost starting to lead
somewhere
it was a powerful mutagen it cause to
ever tested to take on the form of
whatever animal they had most recently
in the contact with the turtles started
becoming human
most recently with your sheet and Yoshi
and most recently been with and not all
yo she's got a mind like a steel trap
lady my for young wards nickname a
splinter for obvious reasons I intern
named them after my favorite Renaissance
painters I knew the outside look would
consider them freaks so I trained them
in the art of ninjutsu Donatello was
simple wooden board and disarm any
adversary Raphael no sword on earth
withstand his side Leonardo his source
much is unmatched
Michelangelo master of the whirling new
chuckles and master of the whirling
Pete's as and that is how he became the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
so do you know drop that mutagen on you
know but one day we're gonna find it and
force them to make our master human once
more
so what do you think I think you
committed those robberies women that i
missed some here it's you up on current
events lady we just saved your life
the thieves were ninjas pal oh yeah but
were the turtles doesn't matter you're
still news no way you put us on TV and
every scientist in town will be actors
and we spent half our lives crawling
around the bottom of a glass bowl and we
ain't going back which means you're
staying here until we work this out
where the devil's April she's been gone
almost a day
well it's not like she was irreplaceable
or anything look at another high-tech
warehouse hit last night
this story is eating up and I have to
lose my second best reporter April
wasn't your second-best report
well third-best maybe
hey I got it
she stays here with us for the rest of
her life
try again mr. wizard look why don't we
just find these ninja thieves for and
perhaps she could help us find a cure
for splinters condition if you get me my
story will get your story just make sure
you leave us out of it
wait a minute she's gonna help us yeah
so well no offense lady but them you're
human
exactly she can get into place as we can
well I guess anything's worth a try no
matter how weird it was for weirdos beat
the pants off us Mr shredder
I know that you get you get a good look
at them they look like reptiles
I didn't get such a good book you know
yet oh you pray time they could have
been Charles I must know
alright let's check out the spot where
we fought those Punk's maybe they left a
clue behind you want your shelf at oh
come on you think those posted just
leave evidence lying around
we're not gonna find anything here
ninja pizza what do you know rock dude
do you realize what this is crucial
piece of evidence we're looking for the
clue what your leaders to the heart of
evil ninja Empire not even better it's a
place where we can get some beats ok
i'll head up there and check it out
no no April it's too dangerous you
wouldn't last five minutes in a ninja
pizza parlor love seeing like we better
go with you April
that's right besides we're hungry look
you draw a lot of attention will be in
big trouble
relax we know all about humans we watch
a lot of TV we are in big trouble
relax lady we switching your history
come now back off now we're gonna get
nowhere unless we do something about
your looks
wait here
yes looking at you kayden well it does
slight improvement now just keep quiet
and don't draw attention to yourselves
domain we got money get the god live
nice going Rafael only half the people
on the street saw that I'm Leonardo oh
sorry
thanks goofy noses get him here April
why humans want to make themselves
dumb-looking and they already are
I really don't know Michelangelo I'm
Raphael oh sorry April
yes why do human beings want to make
themselves death i really have no idea
Leonardo and Donatello sorry
April route but we're here
ninja dry cleaners ninja shoe repairs
your video rentals engine dentist how I
can't put my finger on it but there's
something suspicious about this
neighborhood
come on I'm starving guys
don't you guys think about anything but
pizza unless we have to
world come to ninja pizza home of the
nice slice don't you think there's
something a little strange about this
place
y hace they don't have pepperoni I mean
those hinges it's just the gag command
whoever heard of a bunch of ninjas
hanging out in the pizzeria you are a
bunch of mentions and you're in a
pizzeria and for that matter whoever
heard of talking Turtles this april
O'Neil is getting closer to my operation
lay myself I should not have sent a punk
but doing interest job once I shimokita
and three whipped cream pizzas even good
health
listen what happened to April why I
guess she wasn't hungry that hadn't
security services security services
why of course we can help we offer
protection too many scientific firms
throughout the city security team see
report to reception
I got another scientific equipment
company line down just wait to be
cleaned out
I found him send a camera crew to
I'm concerned about April
what is it Raphael a threatening note
where's the net it's the check okay
April where you're hiding
hey it's April's wallet and over there
April's press pass yeah I know that
water used to and um anywhere i do you
get the feeling April's in trouble
well either that or she's got a big hole
in her purse equals purse
come on
careful Rafael it could be a trap
yep it's a trap
here is something weird about this
playing did you say clang
those foods out do not the robots robots
I know that fighting style it's just a
foot technique be a motto your seat
ok
where these guys getting their gear Mars
was shown the turtles know how to party
they're getting away
what they think
how we gonna get down there like this
where is everybody
well it's late they probably went home
so they are up above but who are they
look and acne technology digital video
transceiver this is big-league ear
well who's the dude with the metal face
are the motto Yoshi they must not just
on my Technodrome all return to the
Technodrome one Technodrome where's that
it can only be one way
April wait here
fine by me
heading for the Technodrome
got to get his safety will drown with
turtles
yeah but she's not
the only one
I don't know if I can take much more
look on the bright side he does not
reading
come on
out of here
I say the ninja crime wave is a wash up
this is what the ninja robot swore as I
feared it is the uniform of the Foot
Clan own enemy Oroku Saki must be nearby
x everything about that place went
straight down the drain robot spots but
sucky is no easy one for center to beat
Master Splinter if he lives will find
him we turtles don't know the meaning of
the word two feet
that's right we never bothered to look
it up in the dictionary don't you guys
take anything seriously
of course we do like what should I guess
oh well give me a slice of banana sauce
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