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Hello! I'm Alex, also known as Mr. Panda, and this is my review of

Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes for the Nintendo Switch.

If you were a fan of the original No More Heroes 1 and 2 on the Wii, then you were no

doubt excited when Grasshopper Manufacture's Suda51 unveiled that there would be a new

installment, Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes.

Travis Touchdown, anime fan and assassin, is back for another mature-rated outing with

Suda51's signature brand of over-the-top humor.

As a spinoff, it's markedly different from its predecessors, sporting top-down hack-and-slash

gameplay as opposed to the series' hyper-stylistic gore fests.

The story premise is one of Travis Strikes Again's strongest points.

It begins with the bat-wielding Bad Man, who arrives at Travis' trailer to get revenge

on the man who killed his daughter, Bad Girl.

Their scuffle causes the Death Drive Mk. II, a phantom game console, to suck them into

the world of video games.

From there, the two set out to seek the Death Balls, each hosting a different game, and

complete them in order to make a wish.

As is Suda51's trademark style, the plot is ridiculous

and insane twists come out of nowhere.

Characters are crude and unafraid to break the fourth wall.

And it wouldn't be a No More Heroes game without the best game mechanic:

saving on the toilet.

While Travis Strikes Again may have the series' charm, it loses a bit of

its no-holds barred identity.

The behind-the-shoulder perspective is replaced with a top-down view, preventing your characters

from standing out.

Flashy kills are replaced by hacking at bland enemies, depicted as game bugs.

The cutscenes look stunning in HD, but they are few and far between.

Travis' cocky personality and voice is such a dominant aspect of his character, but the

voiceover is sadly limited to these few cutscenes.

The hack-and-slash mechanics aren't elegant, but they get the job done.

You play as Travis with his Beam Katana or Bad Man with his bat,

though both control similarly.

You can perform a continuous weak attack by flailing your weapon or strike with a stronger

but slower attack.

Eventually you must recharge your weapon, which is awkward.

You must press down the left control stick and repeatedly push the right stick side to

side, or if you're using the Joy-Con, rapidly shake the controller.

It's a difficult maneuver in the heat of battle.

You can equip up to four abilities from a set of collectible Skill Chips, and you can

create different loadouts for Travis and Bad Man, each of whom have exclusive skills.

The abilities, which include electric shocks, dashing, and force fields,

are rewarding to pull off.

However, most have such a lengthy cooldown timer that you end up spamming your standard

attacks anyway.

Last but not least is a charge attack, in which your character rushes through the screen.

It's exciting to execute, dealing heavy damage and awarding bonus strength, provided

you don't get hurt.

Every level follows a standard beat 'em up loop of running through an area, getting

locked in a room, and fighting enemy spawns until the game lets you continue.

It feels especially repetitive due to the limited moveset and generic foes.

Local two-player co-op helps offset the repetition, allowing you to experience the craziness with

a friend.

It's convenient that either player can jump in or out at any time.

What most prevents the game from being an utter slog is its basic premise – that Travis

is traveling through different game worlds.

It's an ode to gaming, and enthusiasts will appreciate the throwback jingles.

Every world exhibits its own graphical interface, musical instrumentation, and mechanic deviations

based on a variety of genres.

For instance, one game has puzzle elements where you must flip tiles to form a path,

and another features vector car racing.

My favorite zone involves light platforming on bouncy doughnuts,

complete with a sidescrolling perspective.

I wish more levels were as ambitious as that world.

Based on the trailer, I had envisioned a huge range of gameplay.

Yet for the most part, each area is largely a hack-and-slash marathon with the genre shifts

serving as diversionary minigames.

The exception is the built-in text adventures that you experience between worlds.

As humorous as they are, these mandatory story segments won't appeal to everyone.

They're essentially low-fi cutscenes with zero interactivity.

You can distribute experience points freely between Travis and Bad Man to level them up.

Those who want a spicier challenge can opt out of leveling up characters as well as switch

to a higher difficulty.

With normal progression, I never felt the need to grind, but there is a pesky lives

system that adds some artificial strain.

If you run out of lives, you're thrown back to the game menu, but you can warp back to

your most recent save toilet.

The digital bosses, unfortunately, don't have too much depth, especially for a series

known for memorable boss encounters.

But these hardcore fracas are plenty exciting – a showcase of flashy powers requiring

more intense strategies.

Travis Strikes Again takes about ten hours to beat, not including the paid DLC, but I

was motivated to replay levels for several reasons.

For one, each world hides secrets that you can only find by inputting cheat codes.

Creative digital pamphlets provide hints, replicating that nostalgic feeling of opening

up a strategy guide or an issue of Nintendo Power.

The collectible coins allow you to purchase t-shirts based on numerous indie games.

It's awesome to rep your favorite indies, even if you can't see the t-shirts clearly midgame.

Overall, Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes is a decent spinoff.

The hack-and-slash gets tiresome, but it works in small bursts and is a fine fit for the

Switch's handheld mode.

The graphical genre shifts and peppered-in minigames provide good variety, thematically

feeding into Travis' love for games.

It's not a visually exciting entry, but it may still be worth it for fans of the series

to indulge in Travis' latest adventure.

The insane story beats and off-the-wall humor are still here, alongside satisfying teases.

This may not be No More Heroes 3, but Travis Strikes Again stands as a fine stepping stone

for Suda51's otaku assassin.

I give Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes a seven out of ten.

Thank you for watching!

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This was Alex, a.k.a., Mr. Panda, and until next time, bye bye!

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Stupid driving mistakes 304 (January 2019 English subtitles) - Duration: 7:54.

This is luck

I can not hear how farted from fear

have you seen this? what? crash

Wow!

no i just heard some sound

we left the danger zone on time

snow car surfing

all slow down!

two people to Skoda went to heaven. The driver Prado went to heaven in connection with the contact with the truck

pole hunter

Blyat Hey Astra, your driving style puzzles my cockerel

blyat yourbunnywrote!

uh blyat!

blyat

blyat!

good goalkeeper

USA

trailer gained independence

oh blyat!

oh you!

blyat!

pizdez suka blyat!

oh moron!

adequate person will do so?

yop tvoyu mat! no no he slows down he can

Well, because you can not slow down on the mix coating, well, stupid! I swear to god.

So should not do. Wow, it was such a dangerous situation!

idiot from Cheboksary

he should have been slower. Of course, but he is overconfident

I see this for the first time!

СТОП sign magnetises problems

pipez!

it was close

moron with stirrer for brain what did you do? yourbunnywrote blyat!

pizdez blyat!

your taxi is filed

pizdez blyat!

The bus drove children from the circus, 7 people went to the hospital

TAXI DASHCAMERA sent a link to the video. Israel

lover of fast driving landing

he is annoyed, and the girl feels sorry for him, mi mi mi mi mi mi mi

Do not cry, you could not beat the speed record of the car Thrust SSC, but you will succeed next time!

Attention! slow down!

my heart stopped beating! slowing down! right! right!

ok course to the right

bad situation! slow down

to hell!

what happened? sticky traffic jam

cling to the edge!

here! The Rooks Have Arrived! oh mommy!

Lesha, what should we do?

Martin Šmída sent a link to the video. Czech Republic

slip relay race

I'll do a rough opening of your faceplate now! you are not a good person in the form of a condemned condom

where are you? waiting for me in the parking lot? ok I'll be there soon

hey you goblin for carnal pleadings crowned member!

garden scarecrow with hemorrhoids!

tactical retreat, Russian police are very patient and loves to play tag

what's happening?

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Stupid driving mistakes 307 (January 2019 English subtitles) - Duration: 14:11.

On the radio story of how someone gives out wishful thinking and about voting for decades .. very informative

blyat are you alive?

Colleague are you ok?

route rebuilt

after a hundred meters turn right and then turn on ...

turn right and then .... there is an anomaly next and the navigator begins to read verses in the style of Magister Yoda

hey sedan! this guy knows how to scare you this evening

I'll dig your ass if you don't hit the gas! ha haha ha!

one-armed bandit

Satanic songs (joke)

camry double infiltration

you have a problem of this size (shows hands)

Ukraine

Homemade Lada Camper

I was shaking your house!

a man tells how he got ecstasy from using the car's online configurator on the Mercedes website

AAUYUUUIUHA!

stunned!

and what happened? Minibus integrated into his forehead

Well, let's. (to do something, it is not clear what)

no, we are going to you, but we will need more time to arrive at our destination Blyaaat!

blyat suka! oi oi oi oi

They say in chorus: the meeting is canceled, we are not going anywhere. Aunt Tanya unfortunately we will not come to you today

Yes Yes Tell her that everything is normal. Tanya, everything is normal, but there are some problems

Oh my God!

quietly calm calm calm!

what did you do son of a bunny !?

wow what a fool you are! stunned!

hey what's the yop tvoyu mat!

hey look at the traffic lights! is that you look at the traffic light, I have a dash camera!

because he was driving a red light! No, you're driving a red light! I do not care! me too

call the traffic police or not? of course we call Or we will issue the europrotocol? no we call traffic police

Belarus police is in a hurry

banner: Army Sport Club, lights new sports stars

blyaaat!

stunned!

sign: attention children go to school

complex composed by event

no one seems to go to heaven

he misses you, you can change lanes

Natasha what are you doing?

Well, what is this ?!

and you said that there was one car

blyat!

end of trip suka!

Masha, don't be afraid

are you ok

the navigator says keep to the right

Is there an underpass? yes right

to the right, you see it says "keep right"

right?

attention ahead the speed camera

Misha! Misha!

tvoyu mat! (she is his mother)

what a surprise! oh we got into trouble what a surprise!

guys, what are we going to do? what a surprise!

Misha well, do not worry prematurely

such a slip and mooring in a Mercedes Well, maybe the bumper is not difficult to fix?

Hello

oi oi oi oi oi ! ( oh oh oh oh oh!)

lucky! very lucky!

inscription: Weacom what unites us

steering wheel on the right

pizdez blyat!

stunned!

wou!

wau!

That's what rear-wheel heck drive means!

yeah !! scared? yeah scary

that is what the Stability System means. This saved us Sanya! (Pajero Sport 2014)

yeah will need to upload video to the Internet

Does the dash camera work? Yes hahaha

going to overtake, I went too fart with acceleration

ai blyat!

Mommies! mummies!

The author says that this is the first crash in his 12 year old driving career

ai ai ai ai ai (oh oh oh oh oh!)

Vadyunya, how did you blunder ?!

blin! ( censor version of the word "blyat")

the author blocks the driver,who is lusting to do overtaking on the sidelines

why are you bibi?

what is it oh I'm scared already!

very scary!

you insolent to do so or what's the point? Why are you doing like this!

don't you mind riding on the side of the road? So what ? are you the most important here or what?

are you an activist blyat? please get in the car

no no, just one door with a door frame

size 60?

not 60 and 70 blyat!

70 is too much blyat

yop tvoyu mat! wow what happens here blyat!

blyat I was just driving down the street.

lower the car to the ground. You understand? You can talk, shoot a video, I don't care

did you call the police? Yes Why do they travel so long?

Please stand aside so that I do not land on you

quite a fool?

employees stand and videotape

do you let the car down?

We do it when the police arrive

wait for the police

This city needs its own superhero!

blyat!

blyat blyat blyat!

Oh you bitch! for you i will do pussimageddon!

Sanya! I have to go to work! Stop!

wait

don't do him a fist massage

pizdez

your face is so white with anger! I like you in such an aggregative state

the car was making a crunchy bruise .. it cracked abs, did you hear that creak?

pizdez Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I tensed

pizdez I thought that you would break your second car, no no no, no need

no no no God!

look (wheel marks on the road)

Well, yes, it is clear ... what was what ... what happened ... that he is a jerk

and this man is old or what? Yes

probably sees poorly already from old age he did not object to me

and what can he say? he sees that he made a trash maneuver

I understand that you are in a hurry, that you are old and blind

but I said that I have a pregnant wife in my car blyat who is excited blyat

If not for her, I would rammed your car, did you understand me bastard blyat?

if I see this again, I'll crash into your car with all my might!

he said nothing to me, then I closed his door, practically kicking

bastard (ubludok) blyat

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Stupid driving mistakes 306 (January 2019 English subtitles) - Duration: 14:46.

knocked date dash camera

when Russian hears music folk accordion, he wants to go fast as hell of the afterburner

Wow! (literally, surprised as a cock)

radio: negotiation is both analytical and creative work

file locked, external power off

DVR datacam, turns off

camera 2

another angle of stupidity

indicator of righteous indignation

uhuhuh owl sound blyat!

ebaat!

it's my fault I know about it

tells about the hunt

ebat! ebaaat!

slow damn it down!

hell yeah!

where did you go? in a snowdrift?

the dog nods his head

It looks like a Hong Kong action movie

oh god this scratch is worth a hundred thousand dollars!

close friendship club

Well, it begins

see he woke up and fell asleep again

so he swam. Here he finally fell asleep

probably he woke up and tried to go round? not?

as a result, three people in Lada Priora went to heaven. The culprit went to the hospital

contusion bass party

Where is he so eager to rush? I had a premonition that he is a pizdez-man

hit a chinese car

bunny mouth blyat!

TAXI DASHCAMERA has sent links to these two videos

Israel

spectacular video from the USA

compact sedan in the US? What is this model?

the trip of this and all subsequent trams stopped for several hours as the road patrol must arrive and draw up a protocol for a long time

Well, this is not an ambulance, but a rescue vehicle

but the ambulance is always somewhere near

pizdez blyat!

If you want to call an ambulance in Russia, call the short number 03 (or 103) (written on the hood) Actual in any part of Russia. 01 - fire (or 101) 02- police (or 102) 04-emergency service gas equipment (or 104) emergency service 112 or 911

Vladivostok is a city of cars sliding from the hills when snow falls. But this year there is no snow and it is strange)

The driver had epilepsy, several bus passengers went to the hospital

22 people went to the hospital

the taxi driver dodged inevitability

tacit awareness of excess speed

Moscow highway and Mervinskaya street

Ukraine

oh sorry man, my car is so very long that I scratched your car

and drove away from the scene, for which he received a driver's license, for a year

tells how difficult it is to drive in at the gate while driving a truck with a trailer in reverse.

Vova(Vladimir) ! where are you driving!

you are alive? for of course, no problem. Thank God, what to wish next?

Nothing special to do, just probably you can go outside.

a son

woman in uniform. maybe a fireman, a policeman military or something

ninja turtles jet of joy

hahaha so you deserve!

he is behind, an empty head full of asses be like everyone else!

it's him?

so what do you want?

what happened?

what happened?

What? Than I prevented you ah?

yes you disturb me! I'm disturbing you? Yes

go to hell!

opened his mouth blyat!

if I get my gun, you're precipitated blyat!

go to a соск of the grandmother of the devil!

Driving Passions from China

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Stupid driving mistakes 305 (January 2019 English subtitles) - Duration: 20:48.

ebat!

tvoyu mat! we have a main road? Yes Yes!

la la la la la

I told you the story of how I went to see a doctor

obba!

Lyosha! AAA!

we filmed it all!

and he left!

ebaaat! (fuск!)

stunned!

stunned!

it's hot (fire!) (ogon)

got lucky (povezlo)

it's just luck

Wow!

yeees

where did he rush like that? god knows

is he whole?

front fender

a week ago the car rammed this sign СТОП

car trolling

looks like a car billiard

hello cop bobik why the policeman UAZ called Bobby

moto saboteur left

Mom stop pointless talking!

tvoyu mat!

keep calm

pizdez ! our trip to the cottage is over

we are alive. And who did this? Who?

zooms out to the curb!

Camera 2

Quadro cyclist details are unknown

will fall off the wheel, often a problem

in Lada with a camera there were 5 people. the three went to heaven. the two went to the hospital.

inscription: I was convinced of the safety of the maneuver

made sure that the oncoming car is far away, and I will not interfere with the attempted cars

this ended my possession of the Skoda RS

Meeting two Octavia

the next   thriller

bitten!

what is it called? Airtrek

oi blyat! shark!

got it!

pizdos! moron blyat!

where did you go?

I filmed it! let's post on the Internet!

front wheel drive drift

yop blyat tvoyu mat!

a girl with a driving experience of 3 months went to heaven with her father. her daughter went to the hospital

Wow!

China

snow rut leads to problems

Oh, it draws a ditch! look look wow!

fly whore!

girl behind the wheel

she closed her eyes for fear

unknown details

Kyrgyzstan

three people went to heaven

Kyrgyz language

oh yopt!

Ukraine

see what happens to him ?!

with whom? And with him!

see what happens to a man what?

he wanted to slow down but emigrated to the ditch really?

yes he wanted to turn there, there is some kind of shop

he decided to stop and slid inscription: lucky there are no oncoming cars

a few minutes ago, the sedan driver sent a pedestrian to heaven and continued the race

and additionally sent three people to heaven and himself to hell

somewhere near the cemetery and on the road the point of sale of funeral wreaths

People in Duster probably didn't use seat belts

Thomas J. sent a link to this video on facebook

Malaysia

Lim Lim sent a link to the video on facebook

tells about the magic way to deal with traffic jams we open the car window, turn on the emergency stop lights

one two Three! traffic jam - dissolve!

bravo, well done!

blyat!

he created a traffic jam)

blyat

And pasha now works? Yes

yop tvoyu mat!

wonderful

got under the truck

and the most interesting thing is that ... stop here

They are allright?

we have video

records video Yes

you can be stunned

is it a taxi yes or rental car

No, this is a taxi. yes taxi

and the truck is leaving ??

pir pir pir slow down!

what is it? blyat! blyat!

blyaaaaat!

yourbunnywrote!

pizdez i got into trouble blyat

yourbunnywroooote

Mom come on!

yop tvoyu mat!

how did he do it?

stunned capitally

oncoming passenger went to heaven

Zhenya how are you? damn!

Oh my God!

China

Belarus

what?   collision?

there is something there, go round!

where did you come from?

sweet little thing

is it a turkey? turkey.

I think he has feathers, but I also think he is in danger

Brazil

the pedestrian went to heaven, the rest remained in this world

a taxi driver who speaks Russian a little funny. pizdez once again yellow taxi drivers fuck traffic three of us routinely

they made an accident again, who gives them cars? I rinsed their mouth!

blyat three taxi drivers! three taxi drivers yourbunnywrote!

Three rocky brain taxi driver, sex life! I'll go out now blyat!

I'll go out now blyat Pidorases! Because of them, I stand in a traffic jam! blyat

they do not know that I hate to stand in a traffic jam!

what nonsense?

Now I will scold them

blyat! three cars and all taxis! yourbunnywrote!

Who gives blyat you cars? I was shaking the mouth of the tenant who gives you a car!

pizdez you taxi drivers create crashes yourbunywrote!!

the car stopped abruptly in front. Yes ? pizdey! and for you I am in a traffic jam yourbunnywrote!!

and for you I am in a traffic jam!

you really tired me blyat!

In Russian traffic, all drivers are each other's enemies)

are you insolent

pizdez! hey what are you yopta?

crap your brain? suka blyat!

Are you an immortal or something? yopta blyat! Look in the rearview mirror before opening the door!

Why do you need a rearview mirror?

are you from this yard? you what blyat? no matter what yard i am from

look in the mirror, moron blyat!

Son of a bitch blyat

drunk driver on Audi stuck in the snow. and very long slip   as a result, the automatic gearbox caught fire

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2019 Fashion Wet Look Bodycon Dress & Pantyhose OOTW / Try on Haul ❤️ - Duration: 7:03.

2019 Fashion Wet Look Bodycon Dress & Pantyhose OOTW / Try on Haul by Natalie Nightwolf

how will I ever repay you don't stand too close to the microwave

clowns Ringmaster's here's a list of the things that I do steal

hello my gorgeous friends I hope you are well

my name is Natalie Nightwolf and welcome to my variety show today's show will

feature this gorgeous outfit it is a wet look dress that was donated by a

generous viewer Jonathan thank you how would I ever repay you anyway yes I

would like to apologize on the delay on things this was donated about a couple

months ago but you know what they say I can't think of any a Dodge that fits

this but distance makes the heart grow fonder pizzas better the next day and

don't stand too close to the microwave those are some other tips I can give you

but I was trying to think of something such as like well it's worth the weight

or something like that but it might not be so don't get your hopes up so it's

like a wet look dress it does have a collar you can zip it all the way up and

I will show you actually how it looks like zipped all the way up this is

actually really cool too the zipper goes from the front to the bottom the sleeves

are a little short which is why I pull them up pretty much a three-quarter

sleeve length which is I'm not sure if that's like how they're supposed to be

you could leave the collar kind of up like this if you prefer I kind of like

how to put it down before so it was a little bit like that and then you could

zip it as far down as you want which is really cool it's pretty much a mini

skirt down here very form-fitting I'm sure I got the smaller extra small

whatever the smaller size was and the best feature about this is actually the

back the back has full like lace detail as you can see so awesome like red

detailing in the back with these laces the only thing about this that I would

caution if you do get this dress which I'm going to link in the description

below is that you lace it properly I have laced it wrong where the the the

laces ends it at the bottom so there was just like heap of you know extra skin

extra laces at the bottom and then I had to undo it and redo it all over again so

that that could be at the top because I thought that looked a lot better

a man shirt short skirts feet away you feel the attraction come with my head

doing it damn why me friend Shania Twain is a real beauty let me

tell you I was inspired by her when I was younger I was inspired by the circus

I was inspired by trapeze I was inspired by clowns Ringmaster's impersonators

drag queens showgirls Las Vegas Dolly Parton Pamela Anderson Carmen

Electra Shania Twain who's that girl that does like Trimspa baby Anna Nicole

and Anna Fabian and a nickel your so outrageous Anna Nicole her show is so

funny yeah so loved all those people and all that kind of played into my self

today I had applied one day as a magician's assistant off a Craigslist ad

that I found this person had posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a

magician's assistant and I wasn't thinking clearly I just thought well I

could do that I would love to and they just said oh you're gonna need to do

honey you send in some bikini photos and I was like okay and so I did and I

thought for years and years and years that I never got the job I'm fully

relieved now to finally realize that there probably was no job ah yes when I

was little and I went to these fast-food restaurants they had all these

condiments out they had napkins their restrooms of course had toilet paper

forks knives utensils I thought why does anybody pay for any of these items when

they could simply get them here for free and now that I'm adult uh

and now that I'm adult I am adult now that I am an adult then I pay for these

items for the most part why because I'm pathetic it's pathetic why am I paying

for these items but I could simply get them for free at McDonald's here's a

list of things that I do steal lots of ketchup

lots of sauces from Taco Bell and let me tell you what the good forks are honey

Chipotle go to Chipotle the meal might seem a

little bit expensive you know what I'm saying you get a bowl and you're like oh

my god this isn't worth it but let me tell you how you can get your money back

honey by pocketing a shit ton of forks

these Forks are not cheap they're pretty thick and they're where the good stuff

is honey so it cuts down on washing things and you know I just plumb didn't

have enough Forks before now I have plenty and I go back for more as often

as possible something that I should steal pretty soon is some toilet paper

that is if I want to use some because I ordered some from Amazon and I don't

know where it is it did say that it was delivered hi I'm calling to find out

where the status of a package is it's toilet paper and I'm on my last roll at

the paper said it was delivered but it was not I cannot find it I'll tell you

something else that's a beat fishy I had a lot a lot of coffee filters over

here let me tell you and now there's like two coffee filters so I don't know

if somebody came in here and stole them or what the situation is I'm probably

gonna need some hidden cameras because I swear to God I had a lot of coffee

filters and now I don't these are the things I deal with on a daily basis

though this is bearish my life is very stressful and I know cool hey surprise

in here didn't see me did you so this is such a beautiful dress oh my god I don't

think I talked about it enough I just wanted to a rant about the things

that are important in my life toilet paper condiments forks and coffee

filters sorry about that

some day my prince will come alright anyways my gorgeous friends thank you

for spending some time with me and I hope you enjoyed my variety show if you

like this video please give it a like please leave me a comment letting me

know that you stopped by and please also subscribe to my channel if you haven't

already thanks so much bye

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Como Desidratar Cebola e Alho / How to Dehydrate Onions and Garlic - Duration: 8:27.

Hi everybody, welcome to Batistenha, I'm Iva and I'm Joselito. And today

request from one of our followers Célia Guimarães

we'll be dehydrating onion and garlic and then grinding to make them

in powder, accompany us. For start we will chop the garlic and the

onion,

so now we're going to put it on a board.

And put half in one and half in the other, I cut very little.

It's not magic, I'll show you how it was made.

To peel the garlic, have this trick here, go for two heads at a time and we'll swing until

take off the shell.

Look people, it really works

I want to discard this point.

It's been 20 minutes and we're just going to change the onion a little bit like this

that it has plenty of water.

Look, it's already dry, let's leave it just a little bit to cool

we take the next step. Looks very well loose and very dry,

Look, this is ready to be consumed like that. Let's put it in the packaging, can not

Waste nothing, so the five onions just gave this much here. The garlic

here we have five onions, and here we have ten heads of garlic. Garlic took more or less time to

two hours and a little bit to dehydrate.

And the onion almost four hours in my oven

this will depend a lot on each oven, taking into account that our oven is

electric is not gas. Well now I do not want them in flakes,

I want to powder, so we'll pass it on the processor.

I have this one that is a little one just to do this garlic and onion,

every once in a while it's good to take it out and mix it up.

Look, people, I'll show you how it is, I wanted to grind like this because

I'm going to make a seasoning for meats and barbecue

So if you want, then I'll leave the recipe for you.

That glass full of onion gave it here in powder, this is to make that recipe that you

They asked me for meat seasoning.

Now we're going to do the same thing with garlic

is ready. Look guys we get the garlic powder,

pretty much the same. Look guys then it's ready

our dehydration of garlic and onion, has been dehydrated.

So if you plant and you had a very large crop you have no use for

both garlic and onion, there's an idea of ​​how to conserve your garlic and your

onion. And also if you do not plant but you

going on the market finds a good promotion, so good promotion even in the sense it gives

for you to save you making your own garlic and onion powder

you can do so. We dehydrated and then powdered.

Thank you for joining us, thanks for signing up for the channel and

If you have not registered yet, take advantage of the opportunity give a little

button to subscribe, subscribe to channel leaves your like share with

your friends. Leave in the comments there you liked it

of this recipe if you like that kind of recipe. Many thanks for

I'm Iva, I'm Joselito

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Pirate Row Row Row Your Boat - Duration: 2:07.

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Read, read, read the map.

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we find treasure in the sand.

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Quickly, now, we hide!

We won't let them take away

what we have inside.

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Row, row, row your boat

gently down the stream

merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.

Life is but a dream.

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12 Tips To Tell If A Famous Brand Is Real Or Fake - Duration: 10:28.

twelve tips to tell if a famous brand is real or fake the reason for purchasing

famous brands isn't always just in the name luxury products or popular brands

are also purchased for the style quality and detail when purchasing a counterfeit

whether intentionally or unintentionally it's important to keep in mind that

these factors are usually compromised if your intention is to buy a real product

from a well-known brand from an outside seller there are a few things to keep in

mind to make sure that it's genuine buying a famous brand is usually an

investment so if the price tag seems too good to be true chances are it is from

stitching to the inside label keep watching for tiny details and what you

need to look out for when purchasing a famous brand before we begin this video

don't forget to subscribe to our channel for more daily tips like this and turn

on notifications so you never miss our new videos number 12

EOS lip balms some easy ways to confirm an EOS lip-balm is genuine is if the

plastic exterior is shiny if the smell is sweet and fruity and if the caps lock

together properly if the plastic seems to be made of cheap material and the

actual lip balm tastes strange it's probably fake another surefire way to

tell if your EOS lip balm is fake is if the cap sticks or doesn't lock together

with a sharp click if that happens throw it away or go in for a refund number 11

Louie Vuitton Louie Vuitton bags should have proper

identification stamps letter codes indicate what country the bag was made

in and the numbers indicate when it was made you should also pay attention to

the stitching and lining in the bag as well as the quality of the clasps on it

number 10 Apple headphones each earpiece should

have a stainless steel mesh cap with genuine Apple headphones you can remove

the caps for cleaning or replace them if they're stuck on the headphones are

definitely a fake wondering how to tell if certain types of shoes are fake

while watch until the end of the video because we'll give you some bonus tips

on how to tell if certain types of shoes are fakes

the shoe brand we'll tell you about is one of the most famous shoe brands in

the world for sports and basketball lovers out there but you'll just have to

stick around to the end to find out what they are

number 9 Samsung phones the display should be a bright black color try using

the code 7 3 5 3 which should open a testing menu you can also tell if a

samsung phone is fake from the packaging it comes in the packing should have the

Samsung logo and should be secured and unopened number 8 Christian Louboutin

shoes make sure the cloth is identical throughout the shoe any slight change

could mean it's fake the sole is always a signature Louboutin red so look out

for any variations in color you should also check the stitching of the shoes to

ensure its consistency number 7 her mace every her mace bag is handmade by one

artisan who puts their own trademark or blind stamp on it which indicates what

year it was made number six converse sneakers look for

that signature sole it should be at least one point one eight inches high

make sure the back of the shoe has the all-star stamp and on the shoes tongue

there should be a tag with a serial number consisting of six characters

number five Ray Ban sunglasses each pair of ray-bans sunglasses comes in a

leather case with a logo on the closure and back velour inside on a genuine pair

the Ray Ban logo on the Left frame will never rub off in addition to this one of

the most obvious ways to tell a pair of ray-bans as fake is if the sunglasses

themselves are flimsy or if they break easily real Ray Bans glasses are made of

solid strong material fake ones are usually flimsy and made of plastic that

will easily break number four Victoria's Secret bathing suits Victoria's Secret

bathing suits are made of double cloth and the tags are only pink black white

or transparent number three Lacoste shirts the signature crocodile is always

green and always to the side of the buttons there shouldn't be any writing

on the buttons and most are made of mother-of-pearl number two Levi's the

first thing to look out for is that signature stitching on the back pocket

any variations from the arch is probably a fake the little red tab to the side of

the pocket usually spells Levi's with a lowercase e Levi's also have that

classic and comfortable feel they slip on comfortably and do not rip easily if

you buy a pair of Levi's that rip easily or have buttons that come off only after

a few uses then they're probably fake it's also probably too late it is always

a good idea to try on your pants first before purchasing them to make sure

you're buying the real number one Rolex watches a Rolex face is

made of sapphire glass so it should not scratch easily the back of Rolex watches

have a metal covering with the serial number and label engraved on it so if

you have a transparent back you know it's a phony now that you know how to

distinguish between a real or a fake famous brand here are some tips on how

to tell if your Jordans are real or fake this is for all the shoe lovers out

there Air Jordans are the basketball shoes that would forever change the

level of play on the basketball court non players also love wearing them as

fashionable street wear Air Jordans were launched by Nike in 1985 the shoes were

endorsed or created by the great Chicago Bulls basketball player Michael Jordan

if you're a huge fan of Michael Jordan and his famous Air Jordan basketball

shoes and have a penchant for chuffing on Amazon or Ebay it's a good idea to

learn how to distinguish a real one from a fake one there are some clear signs

you need to look out for and this video will illustrate how and where to look

for them here they are if you love all things Michael Jordan and all things

shoes you will love these tips number seven pay attention to the details you

need an eye for the details for example if you look carefully you can see that

on the real Jordans the edges are more rounded and the needle holes are smaller

and more subtle just like any other famous brand of clothing or shoes it's

all in the details real Jordans are made of high quality

material that have tiny details that fake brands just won't be able to mimic

number six the tongue speaking of details one of the most obvious details

on Jordans shoes is the tongue of the shoe on the real Jordans the tongue of

the shoe is also more rounded while on the fake the top of the tongue may be a

bit misshapen number five the graphics the biggest difference might be in the

graphics on the shoe the jumping player on the real shoe is perfectly centered

and immaculate in appearance while on the faith Jordan the player is slightly

smudged in appearance not as sharply defined and slightly out of position so

pay close attention to that graphic and see if they look sharp and clear if

they're misshapen and are not sharply defined they are likely fake so make

sure that you take a close look at your Jordans before you buy them to make sure

you are buying the real thing number four color scheme it's important to

research the original color scheme of real Jordans sometimes the fake ones

will have different color schemes

number three the box also check the shoe box for the appropriate signs of a

counterfeit product examine the box for misspellings and odd colors or textures

research original shoe boxes online and compare with potential fakes number two

the material examine the material used if the real shoe is supposed to be suede

but it's being sold as leather it probably isn't real number one the

stitching also check the stitching the real Jordans will be well-made but the

fake ones might have some sloppy errors now that you know some ways to determine

if famous brands are real or fake what are some of the ways that you can tell

certain pieces of clothing shoes or accessories are fake let us know in the

comments section below enjoyed this video hit the like button

and share with your friends also subscribe to our channel for more videos

like this thanks for watching

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As we know by now, is with Somali Pirates do not joke.

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Hey guys I'm Adrian with The Kormendy Trott Team. Welcome to 6411 Edenwood Drive

in Meadowvale. this is an almost 2,500 square foot, detached home with a

big double car garage. It's got tons of updates from the roof to the mechanical

system to the interior finishings. You're also going to love the location! You can

drive in a few minutes to the 407, 401, 403, schools, and plazas.

Welcome home to 6411 Edenwood Drive in Mississauga.

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✅ Ora o mai più, i fan di Lisa contro Amadeus: scoppia il caos, la cantante si scusa - Duration: 3:39.

Ora o mai più: caos tra la vincitrice Lisa e il conduttore Amadeus  A pochi giorni dall'inizio della seconda stagione di Ora o mai più, scoppia la prima polemica

Amadeus, conduttore del programma ideato da Carlo Conti, è finito nel vortice delle critiche per via di Lisa, vincitrice della prima edizione della trasmissione

A detta dei fan dell'interprete, Amadeus non avrebbe riservato a Lisa il giusto spazio che merita

In particolare, non l'avrebbe menzionata nel corso dell'ultima intervista a Domenica In, dove ha parlato proprio del grande successo del format tirando in ballo altri concorrenti ma non la trionfatrice

Non solo: Lisa non sarebbe stata coinvolta nella seconda edizione dello show, nonostante il successo riscontrato la scorsa estate

Nelle ultime ore Lisa ha cercato di placare gli animi prendendo le distanze da alcuni fan: l'artista ha chiarito di non aver alcun tipo di problema nei confronti del volto Rai

  Amaudes replica al video di Lisa Panetta su Instagram  "Lisa tranquilla, sai che ho una grande stima professionale nei tuoi confronti

Ti auguro tutto il bene che meriti. Mi fa piacere vedere che hai tantissime persone che ti sostengono e che hanno "affollato" anche il mio Instagram

In bocca al lupo e un abbraccio a te e ai tuoi fan", ha replicato Amadeus al video di Lisa

 Pronta la risposta della 42enne: "Caro Amadeus, grazie per questo messaggio. Mi dispiace per i commenti negativi da parte dei più estremisti dei miei fan e colgo l'occasione ancora una volta per far capire che non ho dubbi sul fatto che tu possa provare stima nei miei riguardi

Del resto me l'hai dimostrato sin dal primo incontro. Il video di domenica che avevo postato serviva per capire che stava per ripartire il programma e che io facevo il tifo per i colleghi che vi prenderanno parte

Probabilmente è stato frainteso e da lì si è scatenato ciò che non avrei mai pensato

Ti chiedo scusa a nome dei fan che ti hanno tartassato ingiustamente. Ti abbraccio con la speranza di rivederti presto"

Chi sono i nuovi concorrenti di Ora o mai più 2019  Ora o mai più riparte su Rai Uno sabato 19 gennaio

I nuovi concorrenti sono: Davide De Marinis, Annalisa Minetti, Silvia Salemi, Donatella Milani, Paolo Vallesi, Barbara Cola, Michele Pecora, Jessica Morlacchi

 Coach del programma: Donatella Rettore, Toto Cutugno, Ricchi e Poveri, Red Canzian, Marcella Bella, Orietta Berti, Fausto Leali, Ornella Vanoni

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The technician wears a static electrifying wristband.

The Xiaomi Redmi 5 Plus display is broken.

Thanks to this video

How to replace Xiaomi Redmi 5 Plus screen

You can watch in detail.

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Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes (Switch) Review | Mr. Panda's Reviews - Duration: 6:01.

Hello! I'm Alex, also known as Mr. Panda, and this is my review of

Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes for the Nintendo Switch.

If you were a fan of the original No More Heroes 1 and 2 on the Wii, then you were no

doubt excited when Grasshopper Manufacture's Suda51 unveiled that there would be a new

installment, Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes.

Travis Touchdown, anime fan and assassin, is back for another mature-rated outing with

Suda51's signature brand of over-the-top humor.

As a spinoff, it's markedly different from its predecessors, sporting top-down hack-and-slash

gameplay as opposed to the series' hyper-stylistic gore fests.

The story premise is one of Travis Strikes Again's strongest points.

It begins with the bat-wielding Bad Man, who arrives at Travis' trailer to get revenge

on the man who killed his daughter, Bad Girl.

Their scuffle causes the Death Drive Mk. II, a phantom game console, to suck them into

the world of video games.

From there, the two set out to seek the Death Balls, each hosting a different game, and

complete them in order to make a wish.

As is Suda51's trademark style, the plot is ridiculous

and insane twists come out of nowhere.

Characters are crude and unafraid to break the fourth wall.

And it wouldn't be a No More Heroes game without the best game mechanic:

saving on the toilet.

While Travis Strikes Again may have the series' charm, it loses a bit of

its no-holds barred identity.

The behind-the-shoulder perspective is replaced with a top-down view, preventing your characters

from standing out.

Flashy kills are replaced by hacking at bland enemies, depicted as game bugs.

The cutscenes look stunning in HD, but they are few and far between.

Travis' cocky personality and voice is such a dominant aspect of his character, but the

voiceover is sadly limited to these few cutscenes.

The hack-and-slash mechanics aren't elegant, but they get the job done.

You play as Travis with his Beam Katana or Bad Man with his bat,

though both control similarly.

You can perform a continuous weak attack by flailing your weapon or strike with a stronger

but slower attack.

Eventually you must recharge your weapon, which is awkward.

You must press down the left control stick and repeatedly push the right stick side to

side, or if you're using the Joy-Con, rapidly shake the controller.

It's a difficult maneuver in the heat of battle.

You can equip up to four abilities from a set of collectible Skill Chips, and you can

create different loadouts for Travis and Bad Man, each of whom have exclusive skills.

The abilities, which include electric shocks, dashing, and force fields,

are rewarding to pull off.

However, most have such a lengthy cooldown timer that you end up spamming your standard

attacks anyway.

Last but not least is a charge attack, in which your character rushes through the screen.

It's exciting to execute, dealing heavy damage and awarding bonus strength, provided

you don't get hurt.

Every level follows a standard beat 'em up loop of running through an area, getting

locked in a room, and fighting enemy spawns until the game lets you continue.

It feels especially repetitive due to the limited moveset and generic foes.

Local two-player co-op helps offset the repetition, allowing you to experience the craziness with

a friend.

It's convenient that either player can jump in or out at any time.

What most prevents the game from being an utter slog is its basic premise – that Travis

is traveling through different game worlds.

It's an ode to gaming, and enthusiasts will appreciate the throwback jingles.

Every world exhibits its own graphical interface, musical instrumentation, and mechanic deviations

based on a variety of genres.

For instance, one game has puzzle elements where you must flip tiles to form a path,

and another features vector car racing.

My favorite zone involves light platforming on bouncy doughnuts,

complete with a sidescrolling perspective.

I wish more levels were as ambitious as that world.

Based on the trailer, I had envisioned a huge range of gameplay.

Yet for the most part, each area is largely a hack-and-slash marathon with the genre shifts

serving as diversionary minigames.

The exception is the built-in text adventures that you experience between worlds.

As humorous as they are, these mandatory story segments won't appeal to everyone.

They're essentially low-fi cutscenes with zero interactivity.

You can distribute experience points freely between Travis and Bad Man to level them up.

Those who want a spicier challenge can opt out of leveling up characters as well as switch

to a higher difficulty.

With normal progression, I never felt the need to grind, but there is a pesky lives

system that adds some artificial strain.

If you run out of lives, you're thrown back to the game menu, but you can warp back to

your most recent save toilet.

The digital bosses, unfortunately, don't have too much depth, especially for a series

known for memorable boss encounters.

But these hardcore fracas are plenty exciting – a showcase of flashy powers requiring

more intense strategies.

Travis Strikes Again takes about ten hours to beat, not including the paid DLC, but I

was motivated to replay levels for several reasons.

For one, each world hides secrets that you can only find by inputting cheat codes.

Creative digital pamphlets provide hints, replicating that nostalgic feeling of opening

up a strategy guide or an issue of Nintendo Power.

The collectible coins allow you to purchase t-shirts based on numerous indie games.

It's awesome to rep your favorite indies, even if you can't see the t-shirts clearly midgame.

Overall, Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes is a decent spinoff.

The hack-and-slash gets tiresome, but it works in small bursts and is a fine fit for the

Switch's handheld mode.

The graphical genre shifts and peppered-in minigames provide good variety, thematically

feeding into Travis' love for games.

It's not a visually exciting entry, but it may still be worth it for fans of the series

to indulge in Travis' latest adventure.

The insane story beats and off-the-wall humor are still here, alongside satisfying teases.

This may not be No More Heroes 3, but Travis Strikes Again stands as a fine stepping stone

for Suda51's otaku assassin.

I give Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes a seven out of ten.

Thank you for watching!

It means a lot to me that you're here, and if you'd like to support me,

please be sure to Like this video and Subscribe to my channel for more in-depth Nintendo reviews!

And let me know what you think of Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes in the comments section below!

This was Alex, a.k.a., Mr. Panda, and until next time, bye bye!

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PRECIOUS GFX 50R with Piet Van den Eynde | FUJIFILM - Duration: 4:06.

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MORO DESCONVERSA SOBRE CASO QUEIROZ: "NÃO CABE AO MINISTRO DA JUSTIÇA" - Duration: 1:52.

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Mutirão de catarata, doação e mansão: O que os participantes do BBB19 pretendem fazer com o prêmio - Duration: 14:11.

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Nie żyje znany aktor. Wielka strata dla całej Warszawy - Duration: 5:18.

 Warszawa: Nie żyje znany aktor. Henryk Błażejczyk był wyjątkowo cenioną i wszechstronnie uzdolnioną postacią polskiej sceny, która przez wiele lat zachwycała całe pokolenia Polaków

Właśnie pojawiła się oficjalna informacja, iż mężczyzna odszedł z tego świata w wieku 81 lat, co jest ogromną stratą zarówno dla Warszawy, jak i całego naszego kraju

 Warszawa straciła naprawdę wybitnego aktora. Henryk Błażejczyk urodził się 10 sierpnia 1937 roku, a swoją przygodę ze sceną teatralną rozpoczynał pod okiem takich osobistości, jak Zelwerowicz, Kreczmar, Warnecki czy Bardini

Po ukończeniu Państwowej Wyższej Szkoły Teatralnej w Warszawie współpracował m.in

z Teatrem Współczesnym, Ludowym, Syrena czy Słowackiego w Krakowie. Przez wiele lat spełniał się również jako spiker w Polskim Radiu oraz był szanowanym członkiem Związku Artystów Scen Polskich i przewodniczącym aktorów ZASP w płockim Teatrze

Właśnie pojawiła się wstrząsająca informacja, iż Henryk Błażejczyk nie żyje, co jest wielką stratą dla całej Warszawy oraz sceny teatralnej naszego kraju

Otworzycie oczy szeroko ze zdumienia. Zaskakujące fakty o grobie Pawła Adamowicza Warszawa: Polski aktor Henryk Błażejczyk nie żyje O tym, że Henryk Błażejczyk nie żyje, poinformował płocki Teatr Dramatyczny im

Jerzego Szaniawskiego. – Z przykrością zawiadamiamy, że wczoraj, w wieku 81 lat, zmarł nasz aktor Henryk Błażejczyk

Henryku, dziękujemy Ci za wszystko – mogliśmy przeczytać w przykrym wpisie na Facebooku

 Dalej przybliżono sylwetkę aktora, który kształtował całe pokolenia Polaków. Podkreślano, iż był on „aktorem wszechstronnym, reprezentował to pokolenie, które szczególną wagę przykładało do kultury języka, rzemiosła aktorskiego i etyki zawodowej"

 Henryk Błażejczyk był osobą wyjątkowo szanowaną i wpływową w środowisku, w 2016 roku oficjalnie przyznano mu tytuł Mistrza Mowy Polskiej oraz medal „Zasłużony Kulturze Gloria Artis" od Ministra Kultury i Dziedzictwa Narodowego

 DALSZA CZĘŚĆ TEKSTU POD GALERIĄOgromna strata dla całej Warszawy Przez wszystkie lata swej aktywności scenicznej Henryk Błażejczyk współpracował z największymi teatrami na terenie całego naszego kraju

Wiele lat był jedną z najbardziej rozpoznawalnych twarzy warszawskich i płockich teatrów, lecz aktorstwo nie było jedyną działalnością, której się poświęcał

 – Spełniał się również w działalności charytatywnej […] Wspierał studentów ukraińskich studiujących w Polsce

Na prośbę biskupów płockich Kościołów: rzymsko-katolickiego Zygmunta Kamińskiego i starokatolickiego mariawitów Włodzimierza Jaworskiego, prowadził nieodpłatnie lekcje dykcji dla alumnów seminariów

Brał nieodpłatnie udział w programach artystycznych dla uczczenia żołnierzy polskich na Zachodzie

1 sierpnia 2014 r., na zaproszenie Ireny Delmar – przewodniczącej Związku Aktorów Polskich na Uchodźstwie, występował charytatywnie w Londynie z okazji rocznicy Powstania Warszawskiego – pisze o nim płocki teatr

 55-lecie swojej pracy scenicznej świętował w Teatrze Dramatycznym im. Jerzego Szaniawskiego w Płocku

Uroczysta gala z tej okazji odbyła się w czerwcu 2016 roku. ZOBACZ TAKŻE NA PIKIO

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Stupid driving mistakes 304 (January 2019 English subtitles) - Duration: 7:54.

This is luck

I can not hear how farted from fear

have you seen this? what? crash

Wow!

no i just heard some sound

we left the danger zone on time

snow car surfing

all slow down!

two people to Skoda went to heaven. The driver Prado went to heaven in connection with the contact with the truck

pole hunter

Blyat Hey Astra, your driving style puzzles my cockerel

blyat yourbunnywrote!

uh blyat!

blyat

blyat!

good goalkeeper

USA

trailer gained independence

oh blyat!

oh you!

blyat!

pizdez suka blyat!

oh moron!

adequate person will do so?

yop tvoyu mat! no no he slows down he can

Well, because you can not slow down on the mix coating, well, stupid! I swear to god.

So should not do. Wow, it was such a dangerous situation!

idiot from Cheboksary

he should have been slower. Of course, but he is overconfident

I see this for the first time!

СТОП sign magnetises problems

pipez!

it was close

moron with stirrer for brain what did you do? yourbunnywrote blyat!

pizdez blyat!

your taxi is filed

pizdez blyat!

The bus drove children from the circus, 7 people went to the hospital

TAXI DASHCAMERA sent a link to the video. Israel

lover of fast driving landing

he is annoyed, and the girl feels sorry for him, mi mi mi mi mi mi mi

Do not cry, you could not beat the speed record of the car Thrust SSC, but you will succeed next time!

Attention! slow down!

my heart stopped beating! slowing down! right! right!

ok course to the right

bad situation! slow down

to hell!

what happened? sticky traffic jam

cling to the edge!

here! The Rooks Have Arrived! oh mommy!

Lesha, what should we do?

Martin Šmída sent a link to the video. Czech Republic

slip relay race

I'll do a rough opening of your faceplate now! you are not a good person in the form of a condemned condom

where are you? waiting for me in the parking lot? ok I'll be there soon

hey you goblin for carnal pleadings crowned member!

garden scarecrow with hemorrhoids!

tactical retreat, Russian police are very patient and loves to play tag

what's happening?

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Stupid driving mistakes 307 (January 2019 English subtitles) - Duration: 14:11.

On the radio story of how someone gives out wishful thinking and about voting for decades .. very informative

blyat are you alive?

Colleague are you ok?

route rebuilt

after a hundred meters turn right and then turn on ...

turn right and then .... there is an anomaly next and the navigator begins to read verses in the style of Magister Yoda

hey sedan! this guy knows how to scare you this evening

I'll dig your ass if you don't hit the gas! ha haha ha!

one-armed bandit

Satanic songs (joke)

camry double infiltration

you have a problem of this size (shows hands)

Ukraine

Homemade Lada Camper

I was shaking your house!

a man tells how he got ecstasy from using the car's online configurator on the Mercedes website

AAUYUUUIUHA!

stunned!

and what happened? Minibus integrated into his forehead

Well, let's. (to do something, it is not clear what)

no, we are going to you, but we will need more time to arrive at our destination Blyaaat!

blyat suka! oi oi oi oi

They say in chorus: the meeting is canceled, we are not going anywhere. Aunt Tanya unfortunately we will not come to you today

Yes Yes Tell her that everything is normal. Tanya, everything is normal, but there are some problems

Oh my God!

quietly calm calm calm!

what did you do son of a bunny !?

wow what a fool you are! stunned!

hey what's the yop tvoyu mat!

hey look at the traffic lights! is that you look at the traffic light, I have a dash camera!

because he was driving a red light! No, you're driving a red light! I do not care! me too

call the traffic police or not? of course we call Or we will issue the europrotocol? no we call traffic police

Belarus police is in a hurry

banner: Army Sport Club, lights new sports stars

blyaaat!

stunned!

sign: attention children go to school

complex composed by event

no one seems to go to heaven

he misses you, you can change lanes

Natasha what are you doing?

Well, what is this ?!

and you said that there was one car

blyat!

end of trip suka!

Masha, don't be afraid

are you ok

the navigator says keep to the right

Is there an underpass? yes right

to the right, you see it says "keep right"

right?

attention ahead the speed camera

Misha! Misha!

tvoyu mat! (she is his mother)

what a surprise! oh we got into trouble what a surprise!

guys, what are we going to do? what a surprise!

Misha well, do not worry prematurely

such a slip and mooring in a Mercedes Well, maybe the bumper is not difficult to fix?

Hello

oi oi oi oi oi ! ( oh oh oh oh oh!)

lucky! very lucky!

inscription: Weacom what unites us

steering wheel on the right

pizdez blyat!

stunned!

wou!

wau!

That's what rear-wheel heck drive means!

yeah !! scared? yeah scary

that is what the Stability System means. This saved us Sanya! (Pajero Sport 2014)

yeah will need to upload video to the Internet

Does the dash camera work? Yes hahaha

going to overtake, I went too fart with acceleration

ai blyat!

Mommies! mummies!

The author says that this is the first crash in his 12 year old driving career

ai ai ai ai ai (oh oh oh oh oh!)

Vadyunya, how did you blunder ?!

blin! ( censor version of the word "blyat")

the author blocks the driver,who is lusting to do overtaking on the sidelines

why are you bibi?

what is it oh I'm scared already!

very scary!

you insolent to do so or what's the point? Why are you doing like this!

don't you mind riding on the side of the road? So what ? are you the most important here or what?

are you an activist blyat? please get in the car

no no, just one door with a door frame

size 60?

not 60 and 70 blyat!

70 is too much blyat

yop tvoyu mat! wow what happens here blyat!

blyat I was just driving down the street.

lower the car to the ground. You understand? You can talk, shoot a video, I don't care

did you call the police? Yes Why do they travel so long?

Please stand aside so that I do not land on you

quite a fool?

employees stand and videotape

do you let the car down?

We do it when the police arrive

wait for the police

This city needs its own superhero!

blyat!

blyat blyat blyat!

Oh you bitch! for you i will do pussimageddon!

Sanya! I have to go to work! Stop!

wait

don't do him a fist massage

pizdez

your face is so white with anger! I like you in such an aggregative state

the car was making a crunchy bruise .. it cracked abs, did you hear that creak?

pizdez Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I tensed

pizdez I thought that you would break your second car, no no no, no need

no no no God!

look (wheel marks on the road)

Well, yes, it is clear ... what was what ... what happened ... that he is a jerk

and this man is old or what? Yes

probably sees poorly already from old age he did not object to me

and what can he say? he sees that he made a trash maneuver

I understand that you are in a hurry, that you are old and blind

but I said that I have a pregnant wife in my car blyat who is excited blyat

If not for her, I would rammed your car, did you understand me bastard blyat?

if I see this again, I'll crash into your car with all my might!

he said nothing to me, then I closed his door, practically kicking

bastard (ubludok) blyat

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Stupid driving mistakes 306 (January 2019 English subtitles) - Duration: 14:46.

knocked date dash camera

when Russian hears music folk accordion, he wants to go fast as hell of the afterburner

Wow! (literally, surprised as a cock)

radio: negotiation is both analytical and creative work

file locked, external power off

DVR datacam, turns off

camera 2

another angle of stupidity

indicator of righteous indignation

uhuhuh owl sound blyat!

ebaat!

it's my fault I know about it

tells about the hunt

ebat! ebaaat!

slow damn it down!

hell yeah!

where did you go? in a snowdrift?

the dog nods his head

It looks like a Hong Kong action movie

oh god this scratch is worth a hundred thousand dollars!

close friendship club

Well, it begins

see he woke up and fell asleep again

so he swam. Here he finally fell asleep

probably he woke up and tried to go round? not?

as a result, three people in Lada Priora went to heaven. The culprit went to the hospital

contusion bass party

Where is he so eager to rush? I had a premonition that he is a pizdez-man

hit a chinese car

bunny mouth blyat!

TAXI DASHCAMERA has sent links to these two videos

Israel

spectacular video from the USA

compact sedan in the US? What is this model?

the trip of this and all subsequent trams stopped for several hours as the road patrol must arrive and draw up a protocol for a long time

Well, this is not an ambulance, but a rescue vehicle

but the ambulance is always somewhere near

pizdez blyat!

If you want to call an ambulance in Russia, call the short number 03 (or 103) (written on the hood) Actual in any part of Russia. 01 - fire (or 101) 02- police (or 102) 04-emergency service gas equipment (or 104) emergency service 112 or 911

Vladivostok is a city of cars sliding from the hills when snow falls. But this year there is no snow and it is strange)

The driver had epilepsy, several bus passengers went to the hospital

22 people went to the hospital

the taxi driver dodged inevitability

tacit awareness of excess speed

Moscow highway and Mervinskaya street

Ukraine

oh sorry man, my car is so very long that I scratched your car

and drove away from the scene, for which he received a driver's license, for a year

tells how difficult it is to drive in at the gate while driving a truck with a trailer in reverse.

Vova(Vladimir) ! where are you driving!

you are alive? for of course, no problem. Thank God, what to wish next?

Nothing special to do, just probably you can go outside.

a son

woman in uniform. maybe a fireman, a policeman military or something

ninja turtles jet of joy

hahaha so you deserve!

he is behind, an empty head full of asses be like everyone else!

it's him?

so what do you want?

what happened?

what happened?

What? Than I prevented you ah?

yes you disturb me! I'm disturbing you? Yes

go to hell!

opened his mouth blyat!

if I get my gun, you're precipitated blyat!

go to a соск of the grandmother of the devil!

Driving Passions from China

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Stupid driving mistakes 305 (January 2019 English subtitles) - Duration: 20:48.

ebat!

tvoyu mat! we have a main road? Yes Yes!

la la la la la

I told you the story of how I went to see a doctor

obba!

Lyosha! AAA!

we filmed it all!

and he left!

ebaaat! (fuск!)

stunned!

stunned!

it's hot (fire!) (ogon)

got lucky (povezlo)

it's just luck

Wow!

yeees

where did he rush like that? god knows

is he whole?

front fender

a week ago the car rammed this sign СТОП

car trolling

looks like a car billiard

hello cop bobik why the policeman UAZ called Bobby

moto saboteur left

Mom stop pointless talking!

tvoyu mat!

keep calm

pizdez ! our trip to the cottage is over

we are alive. And who did this? Who?

zooms out to the curb!

Camera 2

Quadro cyclist details are unknown

will fall off the wheel, often a problem

in Lada with a camera there were 5 people. the three went to heaven. the two went to the hospital.

inscription: I was convinced of the safety of the maneuver

made sure that the oncoming car is far away, and I will not interfere with the attempted cars

this ended my possession of the Skoda RS

Meeting two Octavia

the next   thriller

bitten!

what is it called? Airtrek

oi blyat! shark!

got it!

pizdos! moron blyat!

where did you go?

I filmed it! let's post on the Internet!

front wheel drive drift

yop blyat tvoyu mat!

a girl with a driving experience of 3 months went to heaven with her father. her daughter went to the hospital

Wow!

China

snow rut leads to problems

Oh, it draws a ditch! look look wow!

fly whore!

girl behind the wheel

she closed her eyes for fear

unknown details

Kyrgyzstan

three people went to heaven

Kyrgyz language

oh yopt!

Ukraine

see what happens to him ?!

with whom? And with him!

see what happens to a man what?

he wanted to slow down but emigrated to the ditch really?

yes he wanted to turn there, there is some kind of shop

he decided to stop and slid inscription: lucky there are no oncoming cars

a few minutes ago, the sedan driver sent a pedestrian to heaven and continued the race

and additionally sent three people to heaven and himself to hell

somewhere near the cemetery and on the road the point of sale of funeral wreaths

People in Duster probably didn't use seat belts

Thomas J. sent a link to this video on facebook

Malaysia

Lim Lim sent a link to the video on facebook

tells about the magic way to deal with traffic jams we open the car window, turn on the emergency stop lights

one two Three! traffic jam - dissolve!

bravo, well done!

blyat!

he created a traffic jam)

blyat

And pasha now works? Yes

yop tvoyu mat!

wonderful

got under the truck

and the most interesting thing is that ... stop here

They are allright?

we have video

records video Yes

you can be stunned

is it a taxi yes or rental car

No, this is a taxi. yes taxi

and the truck is leaving ??

pir pir pir slow down!

what is it? blyat! blyat!

blyaaaaat!

yourbunnywrote!

pizdez i got into trouble blyat

yourbunnywroooote

Mom come on!

yop tvoyu mat!

how did he do it?

stunned capitally

oncoming passenger went to heaven

Zhenya how are you? damn!

Oh my God!

China

Belarus

what?   collision?

there is something there, go round!

where did you come from?

sweet little thing

is it a turkey? turkey.

I think he has feathers, but I also think he is in danger

Brazil

the pedestrian went to heaven, the rest remained in this world

a taxi driver who speaks Russian a little funny. pizdez once again yellow taxi drivers fuck traffic three of us routinely

they made an accident again, who gives them cars? I rinsed their mouth!

blyat three taxi drivers! three taxi drivers yourbunnywrote!

Three rocky brain taxi driver, sex life! I'll go out now blyat!

I'll go out now blyat Pidorases! Because of them, I stand in a traffic jam! blyat

they do not know that I hate to stand in a traffic jam!

what nonsense?

Now I will scold them

blyat! three cars and all taxis! yourbunnywrote!

Who gives blyat you cars? I was shaking the mouth of the tenant who gives you a car!

pizdez you taxi drivers create crashes yourbunywrote!!

the car stopped abruptly in front. Yes ? pizdey! and for you I am in a traffic jam yourbunnywrote!!

and for you I am in a traffic jam!

you really tired me blyat!

In Russian traffic, all drivers are each other's enemies)

are you insolent

pizdez! hey what are you yopta?

crap your brain? suka blyat!

Are you an immortal or something? yopta blyat! Look in the rearview mirror before opening the door!

Why do you need a rearview mirror?

are you from this yard? you what blyat? no matter what yard i am from

look in the mirror, moron blyat!

Son of a bitch blyat

drunk driver on Audi stuck in the snow. and very long slip   as a result, the automatic gearbox caught fire

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5 cosas que debes de hacer para subir tu nivel en Dance Dance Revolution [Edición básica] - Duration: 12:38.

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2019 Fashion Wet Look Bodycon Dress & Pantyhose OOTW / Try on Haul ❤️ - Duration: 7:03.

2019 Fashion Wet Look Bodycon Dress & Pantyhose OOTW / Try on Haul by Natalie Nightwolf

how will I ever repay you don't stand too close to the microwave

clowns Ringmaster's here's a list of the things that I do steal

hello my gorgeous friends I hope you are well

my name is Natalie Nightwolf and welcome to my variety show today's show will

feature this gorgeous outfit it is a wet look dress that was donated by a

generous viewer Jonathan thank you how would I ever repay you anyway yes I

would like to apologize on the delay on things this was donated about a couple

months ago but you know what they say I can't think of any a Dodge that fits

this but distance makes the heart grow fonder pizzas better the next day and

don't stand too close to the microwave those are some other tips I can give you

but I was trying to think of something such as like well it's worth the weight

or something like that but it might not be so don't get your hopes up so it's

like a wet look dress it does have a collar you can zip it all the way up and

I will show you actually how it looks like zipped all the way up this is

actually really cool too the zipper goes from the front to the bottom the sleeves

are a little short which is why I pull them up pretty much a three-quarter

sleeve length which is I'm not sure if that's like how they're supposed to be

you could leave the collar kind of up like this if you prefer I kind of like

how to put it down before so it was a little bit like that and then you could

zip it as far down as you want which is really cool it's pretty much a mini

skirt down here very form-fitting I'm sure I got the smaller extra small

whatever the smaller size was and the best feature about this is actually the

back the back has full like lace detail as you can see so awesome like red

detailing in the back with these laces the only thing about this that I would

caution if you do get this dress which I'm going to link in the description

below is that you lace it properly I have laced it wrong where the the the

laces ends it at the bottom so there was just like heap of you know extra skin

extra laces at the bottom and then I had to undo it and redo it all over again so

that that could be at the top because I thought that looked a lot better

a man shirt short skirts feet away you feel the attraction come with my head

doing it damn why me friend Shania Twain is a real beauty let me

tell you I was inspired by her when I was younger I was inspired by the circus

I was inspired by trapeze I was inspired by clowns Ringmaster's impersonators

drag queens showgirls Las Vegas Dolly Parton Pamela Anderson Carmen

Electra Shania Twain who's that girl that does like Trimspa baby Anna Nicole

and Anna Fabian and a nickel your so outrageous Anna Nicole her show is so

funny yeah so loved all those people and all that kind of played into my self

today I had applied one day as a magician's assistant off a Craigslist ad

that I found this person had posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a

magician's assistant and I wasn't thinking clearly I just thought well I

could do that I would love to and they just said oh you're gonna need to do

honey you send in some bikini photos and I was like okay and so I did and I

thought for years and years and years that I never got the job I'm fully

relieved now to finally realize that there probably was no job ah yes when I

was little and I went to these fast-food restaurants they had all these

condiments out they had napkins their restrooms of course had toilet paper

forks knives utensils I thought why does anybody pay for any of these items when

they could simply get them here for free and now that I'm adult uh

and now that I'm adult I am adult now that I am an adult then I pay for these

items for the most part why because I'm pathetic it's pathetic why am I paying

for these items but I could simply get them for free at McDonald's here's a

list of things that I do steal lots of ketchup

lots of sauces from Taco Bell and let me tell you what the good forks are honey

Chipotle go to Chipotle the meal might seem a

little bit expensive you know what I'm saying you get a bowl and you're like oh

my god this isn't worth it but let me tell you how you can get your money back

honey by pocketing a shit ton of forks

these Forks are not cheap they're pretty thick and they're where the good stuff

is honey so it cuts down on washing things and you know I just plumb didn't

have enough Forks before now I have plenty and I go back for more as often

as possible something that I should steal pretty soon is some toilet paper

that is if I want to use some because I ordered some from Amazon and I don't

know where it is it did say that it was delivered hi I'm calling to find out

where the status of a package is it's toilet paper and I'm on my last roll at

the paper said it was delivered but it was not I cannot find it I'll tell you

something else that's a beat fishy I had a lot a lot of coffee filters over

here let me tell you and now there's like two coffee filters so I don't know

if somebody came in here and stole them or what the situation is I'm probably

gonna need some hidden cameras because I swear to God I had a lot of coffee

filters and now I don't these are the things I deal with on a daily basis

though this is bearish my life is very stressful and I know cool hey surprise

in here didn't see me did you so this is such a beautiful dress oh my god I don't

think I talked about it enough I just wanted to a rant about the things

that are important in my life toilet paper condiments forks and coffee

filters sorry about that

some day my prince will come alright anyways my gorgeous friends thank you

for spending some time with me and I hope you enjoyed my variety show if you

like this video please give it a like please leave me a comment letting me

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【環球網軍事報道】隨著1月20日寮國人民軍建軍70周年的臨近

1月14日寮國再次舉行閱兵彩排。

從中俄引進的一大批先進陸戰武器裝備全新亮相

寮國軍隊的形象已經煥然一新。

圖中引領裝備方陣的依然時中國民企製造的「虎」式新型裝甲車。

在BTR-60裝甲車之後

是從中國引進的PCP-001型82毫米速射自行迫擊炮。

從展示的總體情況看

每個地面裝備方陣都是新老型號混編

被中俄裝備平占。

而在新列裝的新型裝備中

除了一款T-72B1坦克外

其餘都是中國軍工的產品。

坦克方陣打頭的是特別是蘇聯時代的PT-76和T-55坦克

隨後是2018年年底剛從俄羅斯運抵的T-72B1主戰坦克。

在閱兵彩排中亮相的T-72B1坦克數量並不多。

可以發現

寮國軍隊的坦克仍然維持俄系裝備

但是地面打擊、

支援火炮系統

已經開始全面轉向換裝中國製造的新一代作戰裝備。

寮國軍隊火箭炮方陣

在幾輛「冰雹」火箭炮之後是大量新裝備的中國SR-5火箭炮系統。

現場的SR-5火箭炮系統至少有12門。

該火箭炮已經成為寮國陸軍主要的火力支援和壓制裝備。

在這方面已經超過越南陸軍。

有分析人士認為

寮國軍隊正在用現代化武器「重新武裝」

而中國已經牢牢占據了相當份額。

而在寮國空軍的現代化升級中

俄羅斯的雅克-130已經領先進入。

寮國展示了兩款車載炮

前面的是中國的122毫米CS/SH1車載榴彈炮系統。

在地面防空飛彈系統方面

寮國採用了中國的「倚天」高機動防空飛彈系統。

「倚天」採用WZ-551輪式步戰車底盤

裝備8枚「天燕-90」紅外自尋的飛彈

作戰性能相當不錯。

S-125地空飛彈系統目前還是寮國防空主力。

中國軍工可以提供從高到低全體系的各類型武器裝備

相信在未來還有更多的中國先進武器進入寮國

乃至其他國家軍隊。

前不久

國防部新聞事務局傳出消息

15式坦克已列裝部隊

老蔣期盼已久的高原猛虎正式上崗了! 15式輕坦對應的外貿版正是VT-5

當年珠海航展VT-5閃亮登場的時候

除了中國軍迷世界

主要陸軍強國的反應並不大。

在我等看來

小鮮肉VT-5顏值在線

走位風騷

珠海航展動態表演中賺足了眼球

是一款不可多得的「明星」產品。

但可惜的是

VT-5隻獲得過老撾的外貿訂單。

原因嘛

博士猜想是因為老撾的潛在敵人是裝備了大量落後坦克的越南

105mm炮已經足夠打對穿了

沒必要扛上沉重的125mm炮和那套昂貴的射控系統。

VT-5打這個東西妥妥的王者 但VT-5也正是因為這門炮和小身板

嚇走了不少潛在用戶。

那麼

這個管子不夠正義

身材又不夠厚實的輕坦是不是走錯了路線?博士就來分析分析15式這個小鮮肉到底有多少本事。

我軍外貿型坦克和自用版一般都是嚴格對應的

這為我們的分析推斷提供了非常好的參考。

自用版輕坦 VT-5輕坦 看15式輕坦定型前的樣子

是不是和VT-5如出一轍?其他兄弟也一樣: 巴鐵的VT-1對應了流產的90-II。

蘇丹的VT-2對應了96A。

VT-2和VT-4一起飆車 至於VT-3那自然是坦黑叔的最愛啦! 對應啥自己看負重輪 可以看出來

從VT-2到VT-5

中國外貿坦克系列基本上把高中低檔全部覆蓋了

連輕型坦克都不放過!沒辦法

大中華幅員遼闊

人家東歐平原只需要搞一款坦克

我們什麼地形都有

只能全面開花。

一不小心就覆蓋了全部市場

實在是不好意思。

那麼15式是怎樣的輕坦呢?風博士說他是兩邊不靠。

你要怎麼輕 在中國軍工崛起之前

世界上就沒有給輕型坦克代言的國家。

無論是美帝還是蘇修

都着眼於東歐平原的對碰

這個地方視野開闊

橋樑道路也都是按照重型車輛通過標準修建的。

他們就像中世紀的鐵罐頭

重甲巨炮

全不管人家受得了受不了。

但你要知道

世界上不只有一個地方打仗

一旦到了中東這種基礎設施捉急的地方

全重60多噸的大傢伙們就可能陷入尷尬。

中國大禍車司機就是讓基礎設施慣的 我國可不只有華北平原、

青藏高原

南方水網也都需要輕坦保護!然而99式的簡配版96A仍然體重超標

不適合南方水網地區使用。

畢竟

這樣的地形對動輒就是40噸的96來講

還是太重了.

這一點96A在日本有個難兄難弟——10式。

當年抄豹2的日本人尷尬的發現

90式對日本橋樑極不友好。

為了應對日本獨特的山地環境

通過90式減重的方法搞出了10式「輕型」坦克。

這條「減配」路線的結果是令人震驚的。

掉鏈子現場 10式重達44噸

比90式的50.

2噸就沒輕多少

裝甲削弱了

炮短了(44L)

機動性還是那樣。

為啥搞成這樣呢? 其實是日本人的設計思路出了問題。

由於要求是設計一款「輕坦」

於是日本人就在90式的基礎上削減重量

試圖擺脫豹式的陰影。

本來這種「大改小」可以砍負重輪、

砍車體

車體小了

裝甲面積也就小了

重量自然就下來了。

但日本人技術吃不透(吃透了抄啥豹2)

不敢大改(小改還掉了鏈子)!光在炮塔上動腦筋有什麼用呢?最後出來一個短版120mm主炮

穿甲能力直逼新版105mm炮

然後細枝末節的摳一摳

發動機也不敢減

成品就一44噸的四不像。

只好冠以「主戰坦克」名號服役。

相比之下

美國佬的思路更清晰。

通用方案格里芬II 120mm重炮是扛上去了

但怎麼看都像是皮薄餡大呀!這也不能怪美國人

就是步兵戰車底盤改的!本來裏面是裝人的設計

你現在扛120炮

能不「高大威武」嗎?如果不算身板的問題

美國版輕坦重量上是完全達標了

一架運輸機就能帶走

帶着120炮能對付絕大多數裝甲目標(雖然是44倍徑短版)。

但這樣也順便保證了一件事

在類似伊拉克這樣的治安戰時

美國人的「格里芬」輕坦一定會被RPG直接打爆。

05式兩棲突擊車重達28噸

扛個125mm勉強也行的。

可以想像

如果我們的VT-5也在VT-4的基礎上「大改小」

或者類似美國人那樣步戰改坦克

一樣會出現各種各樣的問題。

中國特色輕坦 好在咱走了一條特色道路。

VT-5和15式輕坦的底盤是全新的

明顯縮小了車體

同時採用小炮塔。

這一點很重要

掛名輕坦可以

但防護不能比VT-4減太多

否則我還不如用05式步戰車改裝。

戰場上並不只有主戰坦克

還有無數的中興皮卡

這就要求15式至少可以抵擋除120大管子以下的各種威脅。

但小炮塔的代價也是很明顯的

防護上去了

火力就下來了!其實15式不是不能上大口徑炮

從炮塔尺寸看

塞個125管子也是行的。

但他的使用環境之一是高原地區

這就意味着自動裝彈機是標配。

VT-4的自動裝彈機 為什麼呢?去西藏玩過的人可能有體會。

那地方走路都費勁

125mm炮彈又是分裝彈(120更重)

你打算累死裝填手嗎?如果是125mm加自動裝彈機的組合

這又太大了。

沒辦法

只好使用105mm炮。

如此一來火力當然會有差距。

國產94式105mm炮彈的穿深大約550mm(55L長管子就是爽)

而T-90S的炮塔等效裝甲是580mm(源自印度資料)

實戰中很可能出現15式只能打車身的情況。

所以對抗第三代主戰坦克時

15式會用到炮射導彈這一選項。

04式步戰發射炮射導彈 炮射導彈我軍廣泛裝備

各種低膛壓的步兵戰車都喜歡帶上幾枚。

這貨對反應裝甲穿深超過650mm

完美解決T-90S炮塔的問題。

當然

前提是印度人沒吹牛的話

實戰中若是一炮打飛……那就不好看了。

同理

這個東西也可以在沙漠等開闊地形上對抗諸如豹2A4一類第三代坦克

不過由於導彈飛行速度只有360米/秒

大概是穿甲彈的五分之一左右

坦克兵需要強大的心理素質

明顯不符合中東土豪們的性格呀! GP-105是個好東西

就是土豪不敢玩 大家應該看懂了

VT-5外貿成績不如VT-4確實不是偶然的

這種火力上的「剛剛好」完全給不了中東大戶安全感啊!風博士覺得未來可以針對南方水網稻田環境推出125mm手動裝填版的VT-5

買家應該不會少。

在付出了火力的代價之後

15式輕坦確實換來了低成本、

低重量條件下的防護和機動性能!雖然採用了低配版的150HB發動機(一說新式132缸徑發動機)

但仍舊有900馬力的澎湃動力

公路時速高達70公里/ 小時

即便是在高原地區

兩級渦輪順序增壓仍可以讓坦克開到60公里/小時。

這就意味着

如果在高原地區發生衝突

某大國的山地師將要用血肉之軀與防護接近VT-4的15式輕坦對抗

後果是不言而喻的。

所以

風博士可以給15式坦克和外貿版VT-5描繪出一個大概的模樣:重視防護和機動

火力剛剛夠

可以對抗T-72級別的第三代坦克。

打豹2這樣防禦較差的西方坦克也有機會的! 一句話

在優秀的士兵手裏

這是一款能創造奇蹟的坦克。

要說缺點

那真是對土豪不太友好

殺傷力、

防禦力、

機動性都不是頂尖

要是不會微操只會無腦輸出

那用這個基本上就直接GG(game over)了。

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Vegan Dry Pot "Fish" | Recipe by Mary's Test Kitchen - Duration: 7:52.

Hello friends and not-yet-friends!

Welcome back to Mary's test kitchen and happy new year!

Last year taught me that nothing is more important than togetherness.

And this recipe is all about that.

According to my research, aka intense googling, dry pot was first popularized in the Sichuan

province of China.

It's basically a soup-less version of hot pot.

The interactive nature of which pulls diners closer over a shared meal.

Kind of like the way that Korean BBQ and fondue are about much more than just the food you

eat.

Let me know if you want me to do a video on vegan hot pot, with the soup, but for now

let's get into vegan dry pot fish.

Shout out to Wes who emailed me back in November to request this dish and sent me on that googling

adventure.

Because I while I loved hot pot growing up, I'd actually never heard of dry pot before.

Dry pot starts with a super aromatic oil infused with a bunch of spices and a couple special

ingredients.

You'll want cumin seeds, not ground but whole so they don't burn, one star anise, a cinnamon

stick, a bay leaf, a couple cloves buds, and Sichuan peppercorns.

Make sure you get whole peppercorns that are nice and fragrant otherwise you won't get

the full citrusy peppery flavour and that mouth-numbing málà effect that is so special

from Sichuan cuisine.

Include a whole black cardamom, smashed with the bottom of a hefty mug.

And dried tangerine or mandarin peel.

This one's homemade.

It's kind of labour intensive to make yourself, plus store-bought tangerines or mandarins

aren't always super fragrant.. so save time and your hands by buying them from a Chinese

grocery store or herbal shop.

I'll put a link in the description so you can find them online.

Also they are normally dark and not as pretty since they are sun-dried and aged but honestly

better than my homemade version made from sub-par store-bought mandarins.

You'll also want some fermented chili bean paste; the same kind we used for mapo tofu.

AKA doubanjiang.

Spicy, salty, with that fermented flavour similar to soy sauce.

As always the full recipe with ingredients, directions, and any notes for subs, where

to buy spices and stuff to watch out for is on marystestkitchen.com linked in the description

box.

Dump the dry spices in your wok or a small saucepan, turn the heat to low or medium low,

and you can add a quarter cup of oil.

I'm using canola as usual but you can use any oil you like that has a neutral flavour

and can take high heat.

Make sure the spices have good contact with the oil.

So why didn't I use a small saucepan instead?

Laziness.

Keep the heat on the low side.

We want enough heat so the flavors are drawn out into the oil.

But we don't want to burn anything.

By the way, you can multiply the spice oil recipe to make a bigger batch that you can

store for later use.

Just store the extra oil in the fridge after you strain it.

This will go on for 20 minutes so in the meantime, prep your vegetables for the stir-fry, maybe

switch on your rice cooker and bake up that vegan fish.

I'm using Gardien Fishless Filets because they are just perfect for this dish.

Not spon but they are my actual fave.

You'll want to lay them out on a parchment lined baking sheet and bake in a preheated

425°F oven for 20 to 24 minutes, flipping halfway through.

When the filets are done, I just turn off the oven and open the door but keep them in

there so they stay warm.

Your oil will be done as well so go ahead and fish out the dry spices .

Add in the fermented chili bean paste turn up the heat a smidge towards medium and let

it fry for 15 seconds or so until it really gets fragrant.

Then add the dried whole chilies, green onions, smashed garlic, and ginger.

The dish won't be very spicy as is but you can cut into one or more of the chilies if

you want to turn up the spicy heat in this dish.

Stir fry for 3 to 5 minutes for the flavours to infuse but don't let the chilies burn.

Then you can push those to the side and add your veggies.

I'm using one orange bell pepper and about 3 cups of baby bok choy.

Pop on a lid and turn the heat to high for about a minute to help that choy cook quickly.

Whoops.

I almost forgot my enoki mushrooms.

The mushrooms take no time at all; the bok choy just a couple minutes and we'll leave

the bell pepper with some snap to it.

Now we can add our fishless filets and fold everything together.

You should give it a taste and see if you want to add any soy sauce or white pepper.

I'm just going to add some fresh cilantro.

Have some tea on the side.

Get some rice in your bowl and dig in!

The only thing this meal is missing is...some friends.

For today, I'll just pretend I have company.

But this tastes so good, I don't mind having it to myself.

The flavours are so wonderful.

Ginger and garlic, that fermented chili paste, a hint of citrus, and addicting mala mouth-numbing

Sichuan peppercorn.

Not too strong in this dish.

Not as strong as in my mapo tofu.

And the Gardien fishless filets are flawless as usual.

It really takes on the flavours so well.

And how about that texture!

Amazing.

This recipe should serve three to four people.

Feel free to multiply the ingredient amounts for more if you're having a bigger dry pot

party; just extend the cooking time for the vegetables a bit but the timing for everything

else should stay about the same.

Let me know in the comments below if you have any questions and I'll do my best to answer.

Or you can comment on the recipe page on marystestkitchen.com.

And let me know how it goes if you do make this!

Maybe take a pic and tag me on Instagram.

I simply love seeing what you do with these recipes.

Thank you so much for watching, my friends.

And thank you so much for the love and support and the personal stories you've shared with

me over the last year.

Especially last month.

It was hard but reading all about your own experiences really did help me through.

Well, to be honest, it is still tough.

But I'm looking forward to this new year.

No resolutions for me...but I'm really focusing on family.

Cherishing time with loved ones.

Anything you're going to be focused on this year?

Let me know in the comments below.

I love hearing from you.

Anyways, thanks again.

Plus extra thank yous for my sweet channel members for your ongoing monthly support.

I appreciate it so so much!

Bye for now!

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Here's something so crazy that I have to show you.

This is absolutely true.

I know you're going to think that we're making this up.

This is true.

There was a TV show in the '50s called Trackdown.

And one of the episodes had an evil character named Trump.

Not only is it that crazy, the plot of the show

was that he was trying to build a wall.

I'm serious.

This is real and weird.

Watch.

You hear about Trump?

Yes, sir.

What are you going to do about him?

What do you want me to do?

Stop him.

From what?

From taking the town.

The people were ready to believe.

Like sheep they ran toward the slaughterhouse.

And waiting for them was the high priest of fraud.

I am the only one.

Trust me.

I can build a wall around your homes

that nothing will penetrate.

What do we do?

How do we save ourselves?

You ask, how do you build that wall?

You ask, and I'm here to tell you.

You're a liar, Trump.

Isn't that crazy?

That's real.

And at the end of the show the wall never

gets built, by the way.

Let's hope our ending is the same.

It's strange how accurate that was.

I went back and I watched Finding Nemo.

It turns out that movie was also accurate

in predicting the future.

This is-- I didn't even remember this.

Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills.

When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?

I don't want to know what you got to do.

Just keep swimming.

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming,

even if you don't agree with the president

and you think he might be working for the Russians.

Just keep swimming, swimming.

Why did he confiscate his interpreter's note?

It seems suspicious.

So we just keep swimming, swimming,

and keep waiting on the Mueller report.

And waiting and swimming.

I had forgotten that.

I'd totally forgotten.

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Celebs Who Literally Loathe Jennifer Aniston - Duration: 4:54.

Fans find a lot to love about perennially perky actress Jennifer Aniston, but there

are quite a few household names who think Aniston's life and career is perpetually stuck

in second gear.

So let's get acquainted with some of Aniston's most dismissive, disdainful detractors to

date.

Perez Hilton was obsessed

As evidenced in a 2006 article published in The Guardian, internet gossip monger Perez

Hilton used to have a particularly sharp axe to grind with Jennifer Aniston, who he'd nicknamed

"MANiston."

While explaining his disdain for the former Friends actress, Hilton said, quote,

"I just don't think she's a nice person."

Nor, in his estimation, did Aniston have much of a, quote, "sense of humor."

Those weren't his only grievances.

Hilton claimed Aniston was only, quote, "marginally talented" and only, quote, "adequately good-looking."

During a 2011 appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Aniston said she ran into Hilton and

confronted him.

"And it was one of those just great moments, it was a lovely meeting and I was just like

'Why are you so mean?'"

Their chance encounter reportedly helped Hilton realize he needed to chill out.

"A lot of people have called me a hypocrite and a bully myself and a big one and that's

not how I want to be perceived."

Joan Rivers was 'bored'

The late Joan Rivers made no secret of her disdain for Jennifer Aniston.

In a 2011 interview with Us Weekly, the comedian effortlessly eviscerated the Horrible Bosses

star.

"I would just like to take Jennifer Aniston and put her hair over her f---ing face I am

so bored with her"

That was hardly the only time Rivers bashed the actress with her razor-sharp tongue.

In 2011, Rivers was quoted by Hollywood Life as saying what she didn't want to see on the

Oscar red carpet that year:

"I don't want to see Jennifer Aniston say 'Boo hoo hoo, [Brad Pitt] left me!'

Get the f--- over it!"

​Kristen Stewart doesn't get it

An insider told the National Enquirer that Twilight star Kristen Stewart was supposedly

going, quote, "berserk," throwing some sort of celeb-bashing temper tantrum sparked by

deep-seated jealousy and a sense of inadequacy.

Side effects included bad-mouthing fellow entertainers, including Jennifer Aniston.

According to this anonymous snitch, Stewart had long been struggling with confidence issues

and simply couldn't understand why Aniston managed to, quote,

"hog the headlines every time with very little effort."

Tim Gunn thinks she's 'desperate'

In 2008, shortly after Jennifer Aniston called it quits with musician John Mayer, Project

Runway's Tim Gunn told OK!

Magazine,

"Sometimes I think she has 'desperate character' written on her."

The fashion guru then uttered a few more remarks about Aniston's fashion sense, saying,

"The clothes we wear send a message.

And I think that's the message, I don't think that's her intention though."

Rupert Everett dissed her

Speaking to BBC Radio 4, English actor Rupert Everett complained that, quote, "the powers

that be" often play favorites and keep stars around well past their expiration date.

He added, quote,

"Jennifer Aniston will have one too many total flops [...] but she's still a member of that

club."

Then, Everett casually lobbed one of his elegantly cruel insults at the actress, saying,

"Like a star forming in the universe, things will swirl around her and it will suddenly

solidify into another vital tasteless rom-com, a little glitter next to the Crab Nebula."

​Joan Collins bashed her

In 2010, Joan Collins spent the better part of a Daily Mail profile wondering where all

the glamorous ladies of Hollywood had gone.

As far as truly beautiful actresses were concerned, Collins could only name two.

She said,

"There's Angelina Jolie and there's…

Angelina Jolie."

Then, Collins broke out her cattiest claws and went to town on Aniston.

She added,

"Jennifer Aniston is cute [...] but I wouldn't call her beautiful."

Piers Morgan's rude advice

In 2016, Jennifer Aniston participated in a live Q&A in Italy and was asked if she ever

doubted herself.

She replied, while wiping tears from her eyes, quote,

"We're all human beings at the end of the day,"

Well, Piers Morgan had a thing or two to say about this naked display of vulnerability

on an episode of Good Morning Britain.

"I don't know what's going on with her cause it's all very, it seems to me, a lot

of self-wallowing going on here."

John Mayer thinks she's a twit

In John Mayer's notorious Playboy interview from 2010, the outspoken musician had something

to say about his ex-girlfriend.

He told the magazine, quote,

"if Jennifer Aniston knows how to use BitTorrent, I'll eat my f---ing shoe."

He claimed there was one very important difference between the two of them.

While Mayer was busy tweeting up a storm and being very contemporary, Aniston was allegedly

keeping away from all the technological advances of our time.

He added, quote,

"The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter[...]

I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998."

​​Bill O'Reilly slammed her parenting views

While promoting her 2010 film The Switch, Jennifer Aniston told reporters that, quote,

"times have changed" when it comes to the way people think about family.

Referencing the film's plot, which centers around a bachelorette who uses a sperm donor

to conceive a baby, Aniston added that single motherhood is, quote, "Quite beautiful, because

there are children that don't have homes that have a home and can be loved.

And that's extremely important."

TV personality Bill O'Reilly commented on an episode of The O'Reilly Factor that he

felt Aniston's message perpetuated a notion among young teens that, quote,

"Hey, you don't need a guy.

You don't need a dad."

Though she's usually above commenting on this sort of thing, Aniston came forward to give

O'Reilly a piece of her mind in an interview with Good Morning America.

"It was just such an unfair statement that he made against me"

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TRYING TO EXPLAIN REPTILE GENETICS TO YOU?? DID I FAIL?? | BRIAN BARCZYK - Duration: 16:09.

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Ellen Surprises a Family with a 12 Days Giveaway - Duration: 7:55.

Last month we met Christy and Robert, a married couple

with four kids who proudly announced

that they made incredible love after filming their video

for our GEICO Skybox contest.

Take a look.

Our first GEICO Skybox winners are here today.

Now, you're the ones who sent a little note

saying that that video spiced up your love life, and.

True story.

True story.

Yeah, yeah.

That's right.

And I don't know why you felt the need to write it in a note

that you made incredible love after--

don't get too excited up there, we can see you.

OK.

All right?

I'll stay away.

So, they're adorable, so after the show

we learned that the family is going through some stuff.

And you better believe I am going to help them.

So right now they're backstage with Jeannie

they think they're here to film a follow-up

video for Ellentube, but that is not true at all.

So Jeannie if you can hear me, tell everyone

to jump up and down and say, we love Ellen.

Let's do this.

I want you guys to stand up, I want everybody

to jump up and down and yell, we love Ellen!

We love Ellen!

Yeah, and scream.

Tell her how much you love her.

Tell her how much you love her.

Scream.

We love her!

You love her?

We really do.

Oh that's so sweet, I love you too.

Yeah, I love all of you.

Sit down, guys.

What the?

What the?

Ellen!

That is so sweet.

Oh my god!

I don't believe it.

Wait, wait.

Oh my god, what are you doing here?

Listen up, listen, listen.

What are you all doing?

What's going on?

Oh, my god.

We were just talking about you.

You guys, I'm taping my show right now,

and you're my next guests, so Jeannie--

[ALL SCREAMING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh my god, Ellen.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Hi, hi, hi, hi.

We love you!

Hi, hi.

Where's the little one?

Hi.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Have a seat over there.

Oh, my god.

How's it going?

It's so good to see you again.

Yeah, it was good to see you all again.

This is crazy.

I know, I know.

So I didn't get to meet the kids last time, so--

You didn't.

All right, I think, is it RJ?

Yes.

Yeah, hi.

And who's Tristan?

Right here.

Hi.

And?

I'm Dylan.

Dylan.

And is it Houston?

Houston.

Houston, hi Houston.

Houston got, Houston almost lost his arm.

I mean, he was--

I know.

He was barely on the ground.

Oh, my god.

All right, so the last time you were here you were my elves.

Yes.

We were.

Yes.

How was that, was it fun?

Oh my god, it was so amazing.

Yeah.

It was, I couldn't believe that you danced with us.

Like when you grabbed my hand I'm like,

she's grabbing my hand right now.

Like I was scared being--

I didn't know if I was to hold you, let you go.

It was so great.

And so you saw your parents, did you

think that that was cool that they did that?

It was amazing.

Yes.

It was amazing.

Yeah.

It was a good workout.

Oh my god.

Like it must be cool that your friends know

your parents were on the show.

Yes.

Yeah.

All right, so let's hear a little bit about you.

How did you two meet?

Karaoke.

Uh-oh.

Karaoke?

Oh, she was--

Yeah, at the--

I can't sing.

You've heard this story?

She was singing her song, milkshake brings all the boys

to the yard.

And they're like, it's better than yours.

And she cannot sing, but I--

I was into it, I'm like, my milkshake brings all the boys

to the--

The boys to the--

Yeah, and I'm like dancing, and he's just staring.

Yeah.

After that it was a wrap.

Her milkshake definitely brought me to the yard.

Yeah, yeah.

It did, it did.

Whoa.

Did you get up and sing something too?

No, I didn't.

No.

But it brought me to the yard.

OK.

And then you stayed in the yard.

Yeah.

He's still in the yard.

All right, so I know that you're going through,

the reason you're here, is that you're

going through a tough time financially.

And explain what's going on.

We, it's just hard with four kids,

and everything is super expensive.

We're in a two bedroom, two bathroom apartment.

They share a room.

And we're just trying to work really hard,

to do the best we can, and we're grateful for what we have

but it's hard.

Yeah.

All right, well, this is--

I know that this is tricky, but we have something.

I know that your TV broke yesterday.

So we have something for you, we have a brand new TV.

Oh my god.

Whoa!

No!

[CHEERING]

No!

Oh my god.

It's a big one.

It's a big one.

We're back with the Daniels family,

and so you were here for the 12 Days, right?

Yes.

And Christmas is really tough for a lot of people.

And it was really tough for you but RJ,

I want you to tell everybody what Christmas means to you.

To me, Christmas isn't about getting presents,

but it's about giving presents to others.

And this Christmas I decided to give

some of some of my old clothes to the Goodwill.

It's just the little things, just to help people.

Because seeing other people smile is just,

it just makes you feel good, so.

Isn't that, that's--

That's right.

That's right.

I mean, how old are you, 13?

13.

I mean, what 13-year-old is that selfless,

and wants to be generous and give to others.

Especially when you're struggling yourselves,

and yet you sponsored a single mom.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was a family, it was a family of three,

and the dad recently passed.

And my job brought up the opportunity to sponsor them,

and I told the kids about it, Robert about it.

The kids gave away some of their Play-Doh they had,

and we got a few clothes, and we were able to sponsor a family.

That's amazing.

Y'all are amazing.

OK, so when you were here, we gave you, I think,

everything that we gave away that day on 12 Days right?

Yes.

Which we loved, oh my god.

Thank you.

Right, right.

So, I know you watch every single day,

so I want to give you an opportunity-- what else

did you see that we gave away during that 12 Days,

that you were like, oh, I wish I was there on that day?

The bed.

The mattress.

I'm like, if NASA made it, I forgot what the bed was called,

but it was the bed made by NASA.

Right.

I'm like, you have to sleep amazing in this bed.

Yeah.

I'm like, NASA made the bed.

Right.

Walmart gift card.

All right.

So you'd say NASA, the bed by NASA.

You'd say the Walmart gift cards?

Yeah.

There were some other things too, though.

Like there was a trip to Mexico, there was a new iPhone,

there were $1,200 of Visa gift cards, over $1,000 on Amazon.

You know what, why don't I just give you

every single thing we gave away on all 12 Days?

[SCREAMING]

[MUSIC - ANDY WILLIAMS, "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE

YEAR"]

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It's the kids jingle-belling, and everyone's

telling you be of good cheer.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Oh my god.

How about that?

It's the hap, happiest season of all.

Oh, my god.

No way!

With those holiday greetings, and gay happy

meetings, when friends come to call.

You're so sweet.

Thank you so much.

My pleasure, my pleasure.

All right, this makes up for it, and I know you,

I know you're going to end up giving a lot of this away,

keep a lot of it for yourselves, though.

No, we are.

Yeah, all right.

Thank you so much.

I'll see you tomorrow, be kind to one another, bye.

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