I miss my school a lot.
Why don't we just go to school, then?
Basketball!
Why did we grow up? This world is such a nice place.
But I've worked really, really hard to be the best person that I am.
Arjun and I are not doing a love marriage.
All those stories, I've made them up.
I feel a little scared to share.
Why? - That's because I don't have such friends.
The receptionist is cute.
Shotgun..he is mine!
Good morning, ladies! Welcome to the W retreat hotel, Koh Samui.
Thank you. - Good morning! He speaks English too.
Yes. And a little bit of Hindi too. - What?
Splendid! - Nice! Are you from India?
Yes. From Kolkata, originally.
But, my family moved here, when I was little.
Okay. - I'm Sanjana, by the way.
I'm Arnab. Very nice to meet you. - She's hitting on my target!
I'm guessing you ladies are from India too. - Yes!
How was the flight? - Actually, we drove but it was Sanjana's idea.
How adventurous!
I'm sure, it was a great experience.
She's very adventurous.
So, do you have a reservation with us?
Yes. Under the name of Ananya Makhija. - Okay.
I'll just take your passports and please take a seat.
I'll be with you in a few minutes.
Thank you. - Thank you.
Sanjay! Wow! I didn't think you had that in you.
But I wasn't doing anything. - Oh please! You were totally flirting.
And actually, you know, he seems quite nice.
He is a little older, but I mean, who really cares?
There are some cute boys there!
Shotgun. Sanjana, do you get it this time?
And Shonali, hide your legs.
All right, ladies. You room is ready.
And compliments of the hotel, you've...
...been upgraded to the superior villa.
Oh wow! Thank you! - Thank you!
So cute! Arnab, you're so cute!
Ladies, your room is this way.
But, the boys went this side.
Oh! Those boys? I think, they are in a different wing.
Oh no, Arnab! Damn it!
Sorry!
Nice hotel!
Guys, I will sit here!
Whoa!
Amazing! - Oh my God!
Nazia!
Free champagne! I bet they don't do this for everybody.
Guys! I'm sleeping here tonight!
What a view! - I can't get over this.
Ananya, look at this bed!
Shotgun!
Right!
Wow!
Oh, my God! Shotgun on this bed!
They have come here for the first time.
I roll like this all the time.
Oh! Spoon each other.
I've come here for my hornymoon.
Oh! No clothes, no woes, for the next five days!
Guys! We should check out the other wing.
Nazia, we can find those boys later.
What if we don't?
Then, we'll ask Sanjana to call up her new boyfriend...
...and find out where those boys are.
Sanju! - Certainly.
Hey, little Sanjana!
You really miss your hot hotelier boyfriend, don't you?
You really want to kiss him, don't you?
Yes. I'm just going downstairs.
I'll come back after some time.
Ooh! Girl means business!
We've created a monster, guys!
Hey! What happened?
Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
We felt that you'd come here to meet Arnab.
I had thought of meeting him.
Really? - But, I got a little bit nervous.
And then, I got into this strange mood.
What do you mean? I don't understand.
Fine! Everything is okay.
Are you sure? - Yes!
Then, come with me! I'm making some sexy lunch!
Very comfortable! - Look at the view!
Ta da!
Cuddles!
Anna banana! - You prepared all this?!
Well… I don't know what the situation will be like with the Khanna's.
So, this is treat time!
Okay, guys. I was thinking...
...our trip has been super amazing so far, right?
But, is there something else that we...
...can do and which we still haven't done, yet?
Well, I've heard there's this...
...one really ancient vegetable that grows here...
...and you can put it into like a green smoothie.
And that really brings out your creativity.
Shut up, Shonali! You want to do shrooms. We get it.
What? It's a vegetable. - Okay. Tums, you?
I think, I'm ready to hook up.
And you've been ready for a while.
Yeah, it's been ten days.
And my body is talking to me in ways, I didn't know it could talk.
Every day, just says weird things to me at night.
All right, then! Sanjay!
Well, you know, actually, it'll be quite cool to find someone like me.
You mean, like a boyfriend?
What's so funny?
Oh no!
It's just that we thought that...
No! - We felt that you swing on the other side!
You know, you are someone to talk, Ms. Patralekha.
All right! We'll get you a boyfriend!
Thank you for your approval. - It's just, that...
...after this trip, I don't want...
…to have any regrets. I want to try out everything.
Oh, yes! So late!
Chin chin, ladies and gents!
I love her.
Such ugly boys, ya!
I wasted my outfits! - Nice!
I can see one right over there. He's checking you out.
Oh! I've got some standard, girls!
Wow! That's nice! - Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Looks like someone really famous just walked in.
Girls, what's happening?
Looks like he likes big **** and cannot lie.
I'm a lil' shocked.
What does this dude want after all?
I think, the Jay-Z of Thailand wants to make you his Beyonce.
So, I don't think we can deprive...
...Nazia of this experience. I think, we should go over there.
Exactly! We decided this will be a 'yes' trip!
Yes! Yes! Yes! - Whoa!
Greetings! - Hello!
Greetings!
Greetings!
My name is Chompoo! - Greetings!
And you? - I'm Nazia!
And you, your eyes pretty!
Oh!
Your eyes are pretty!
Shall we go to my table?
Okay, fine!
Yes! - Thank you! - Whoa!
Do you have food?
Yes! - Yes!
Oh, my God! - Yo!
Hello!
What?
She's coming home?
She's coming now?
Stop! Get them out!
Stop!
Guys, phones! Phones! Get your phones. We'll call someone.
We will have to do something.
My battery is dead!
Chompoo doomed us!
How will anyone find us out here?
I have 3% battery!
Don't worry! - Call Arnab!
And send him the location and type the word help in caps!
We're dead, man! I'm ashamed of myself!
I'm ashamed! - Okay.
I'm ashamed! - Okay. Guys!
No! - Guys, breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
It's not sending! - No!
Guys, it's not sending!
And I'm making the most awesome track. I'm going...
...to send it to you as soon as it's ready, okay?
You have to listen to it and tell me what you think. - I'm excited!
Actually, I'm a qualified pilot. - Okay. Oh!
She's hooking up for sure.
Whoa!
Sanjay is not very proactive.
I had read in her horoscope...
...that she's about to meet someone who will change her life.
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