it's not a myth, it does exist
whats up
I gotta talk about the
thing that's been bothering me for a minute now god damn it
have you ever talked to a girl
girl that you said goodnight to like
right before you go to bed but she
decides to stay online to see what time
exactly you go offline then she looks
for some paper and then she looks for a pen
you decided to stay online for a few extra
minutes just to kind of finish up
conversations with one of your boys
or your cousin or you know whatever
not nowing that Ms.Crazyass is lookin at your online status
the same way that you would
look under your teacher's desk when
Miss.Teacher decides to come in for work
in a short skirt
you wake up the next morning sun is shining
birds are all over the trees and you're like "What a great
day to be great today huh you grab your
phone and you see a shmillion different
messages from her not a million a shmillion
that's like a shmillion times more you
just too damn stupid so you start reading them
just had to read her messages huh
so I was thinking really hard if I should
tell you this I wasn't sure if I was
going to tell you we had but I just feel
so hurt and betrayed by you that just
couldn't hold it in any longer I just had
to say something
last night you said goodnight but i
decided to stay online just because i had
a bad feeling so I watched you stay
online for another six minutes before
your online status went offline
why couldn't you wait another six minutes to
to tell me goodnight huh how do you explain that
because you want to quality time with
another woman without my messages
disturbing you guys and that's why you
say goodnight to me just so that you can give her all the attention that she wanted right
so who is she what's her name
screenshot of your facebook your instagram
account your twitter even your
WhatsApp conversations all right why
didn't't you go offline the same second
that you said goodnight to me huh where
were you i doubt that you were at home
so who's bed did you really sleep in i hope the bitch
had enough bed bugs to eat your entire bloodline did you
cheat on me
really why aren't you responding to me
did you do that to me huh why why you
stand there like an idiot reading all of
her messages with your jaw dropped
Mindblown, if there are any women watching this
video there's probably thinking well hey
maybe he is a cheater maybe you really did
cheat take that stupid mask off so I turn off
my screen right in your face you big
piece of sheiss
i think that's shit in German
look women know a lot of stuff and I
respect that and I also genuinly agreed
that women are the stronger sex i
really be plus they have that with that
with something called female intuition
where ninety-five percent of the time
they suspect that something going on
behind their backs there's usually something
going on behind theirbacks fellas it's not
a myth it does exist ladies you need to
understand something
alright man we understand jealousy but we
do not understand crazy
ok now the craziest part about all this
is so you're not even dating the girl
basically met her online 4 days ago you
barely said four hellos to her
you've never met her in person you've
never went into the bathroom after she's
had some spicy Mexican she still hasn't
peed with a bathroom door open talking to
you about the summer
so baby what are we gonna do this summer she
still hasn't given you the chance to
dislike her family or at least the
parents
man she still hasn't bought the xbox
or the playstation for christmas you still
haven't bought her any roses you know you sprinkle with some black pepper on top
hey baby here I got you somethin and
somehow she feels like your girlfriend
already she already feels like she's the
mac to your big like she's
The Rock to your Hart
acting like a jealous monster
just imagine what the relationship would
be like she's this crazy already
I mean I guess it's true what they say
about some women like you don't stick your D
in crazy if there any women watching
calm down i'm sure you guys have some
quotes about us men too do not let that
pole inside more than one hole before he
decides to go Do not let that D inside of thee
like sweet and shaved pu*
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