Youtube daily report Mar 10 2018

[Captions by Mike R. at YTranslator.com]

Get a Dictionary.

Oh so today's my birthday, man.

So this is why I am laughing so much.

I just woke up to tons of text messages of Facebook posts, to tweets of y'all wishing

me a happy birthday.

So I thank y'all for that.

But a few minutes ago, I did go in the kitchen and I opened some cards from y'all,

and half of y'all were talking about Kash.

Oh, this is for Kash.

This ain't for my birthday!

Another one!

It's my birthday!

Kash!

You probably didn't even move since the last time I've recorded, man.

The truth is I just want to open these and go back to my couch

and watch Orange is the New Black because I'm finally on the fifth season.

It took me a while, almost a year.

They're about to wrap up season six.

But I'm gonna get to this.

This is the first one from Carol Martin.

Alonzo Lerone's YouTube video idea.

I usually write my ideas on the blackboard in the kitchen, man.

I appreciate that.

This is why I do YouTube.

And Kash, man, come on!

Oh, probably cuz Kash's birthday was like two weeks ago so I understand.

It says, "Dear Kash, bark woof bark bark bark woof bark woof bark bark."

Were you here this morning?

Because that's all he's been doing.

I have a lot of Amazon presents up in here.

Oh, gosh, what is this?

Top 50 Grilled Cheese Recipe...

Come on, now!

"Hi Alonzo, happy birthday...

Because I saw how you cook that grilled cheese..."

Thanks, Allison. I appreciate that.

This is a book about grilled cheese. Read it!

Oh, snap! This is the umbrella hat!

Come on, man!

This is from Brandon.

Thanks, Brandon.

I really appreciate it.

Or do I?

This is from Wish, right?

I did a video on Wish.

I might do another one but I have to try this out.

Hold on.

So I got my new thumbnail.

Y'all, I'm doing an American split and y'all don't even know.

Oh my God.

[INDISTINCT] new thumbnail, man.

Alright, this is from Theresa Johnson.

Is that a Santa hat?

Dang, how long has this been..?

Expected delivery date: December 22nd, 2017.

Kash!

Kash, come here.

One, two...

Alright, next from Amazon again, man.

Amazon shoulda sponsored this video.

What's going on?

Another book.

So every time I see an Amazon package, I'm thinking it's a book.

This book is from Thomas, a free copy of his first book.

An avocado.

This is from Nova Celeste from somewhere out there.

It's a selfie booth?

[UNKNOWN] toenails!

What the hell is wrong with y'all, man?

I don't wanna...

This dude really sent me some toenails?

What the...!

Look!

Y'all! what is wrong?

I don't even want to open this.

Next, we have...

Ah!

We have something from somebody cuz I don't see a name on it.

But, alright, we have something pink.

This is a strawberry-flavored biscotte.

I've been eyeing this for a minute, man.

Jenny R. Pallahadi..?

Oh, this was sent before Thanksgiving.

Uglier than a monkey's armpit.

What are y'all sending me over here?

The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck white-bread chicken-s*** mother****.

Whoa!

This is from Amazon Prime.

Oh, snap.

What?

A Very Modern Dictionary.

You did get a dictionary.

"Douchebag."

"Drag."

"Drain."

"Dumpster fire."

What kind of a dictionary is this?

This is from Harp C. Chord.

Oh, Pisces, baby!

Next, we have...

This is a...

Y'all sending me buds????

What is wrong?

Y'all send me buds, y'all send me toenails!

What is this?

I'm afraid to open it.

There's a MacWeenie and Cheese Pecker Pasta.

Something tells me these are caterpillars, man.

These are dick...

I'm not trying this, man!

Y'all are crazy, man!

I'm afraid of open this.

Oh, trust me.

I have plenty of these.

Another book?

Modern Dictionary?

What do you..?

So, now, I have two, I have two Modern Dictionaries.

We got one from Amazon Prime again.

I don't feel right opening stuff and not thinking some [INDISTINCT].

What's this?

A CVS receipt?

This is from, alright.

I got your Twitter and your Instagram right now.

Ride Along, Kevin Hart, and Ted.

What is this?

"I'm thinking..."

Last but not least, this one is from Karen Thompson.

What we got? What we got?

Scissors?

I do need scissors because everything...

Please use these.

Pulling on packing tape like that will end up giving you a hernia.

Be careful.

Keep doing the vlogs.

You're very funny.

Karen T.

Thank you for that.

I really appreciate that.

Kash!

Dang, Kash, what you doing? Getting a tan?

Oh, look at this!

"Birthday, Nature's way of telling us to eat cake."

And that I shall do.

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HOW OLD IS "HENRY THE RC CAR"? (EPISODE #93) - Duration: 1:13.

Scanning object... It appears to be a balloon filled with 16% oxygen,

5% carbon dioxide and 79% nitrogen.

The balloon possibly went astray from a nearby birthday party.

The date of your birth is August 16th 2013.

That is incorrect, let me explain...

Even though you are only a mere 5 years old in human years. In "RC" years, you are considerably older.

That's an easy one, your exact age is...

How old are you, I'm older than you

I'm one - I'm two - I'm three - I'm four - I'm five

- I'm six - I'm seven years old - I'm eight - I'm nine - I'm ten...

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Personal Training Tips - How to Properly Use a Rowing Machine - Duration: 3:25.

Hi, I am Stenia Little, the Health and Wellness director at the Midwest City

YMCA and I am here today to talk to you about the importance and the benefits of

the rowing machine. The benefits of the rowing machine is that it is a total

body workout. Cardiovascular and for strengthening wise. It's also low-impact

and easy on your joints. All right, I'm gonna talk to you about how to get set

up onto your rowing machine. First and foremost you want to make sure that your

damper or your gauge is set properly. And so 1 would be the easiest and 10

would be the most difficult, adding the most resistance. If you are a beginner, I

would say you'd want to be anywhere between your 1 to 4. In-betweeners or

intermediate would be from 4 to 7 and our more advanced would be the 8

to 10. All right, so I'm gonna put mine right in the middle. Then I'm gonna make

sure my feet are set up properly. So, I'm inserting my feet onto the pedestals and

then you'll want to pull the straps tight so that your feet are secure and

they don't move from side to side. Next we're gonna have an overhand grip onto

our handle and you want to make sure that you're holding onto it evenly and

not with a death grip. You want to make sure you have it nice and easy and the

thumbs are loose. And just being able to pull back with your fingertips. All right,

so...This is called our catch. This is your catch position. As you drive, you're

gonna push back with your feet and then pull back with your arms slightly,

leaning back and then bring the arms forward and then in with the legs. Okay?

So I always try to think of: Legs - arms - arms - legs.

Legs - arms - arms - legs.

Sixty percent of your power is gonna come from your legs, so you want to make sure that

you push off through the heels and then recover. As you pull back you're gonna

make sure that your elbows are wide and that your abs are engaged and you have

good posture. So our shoulders are nice and relaxed and

then we come back forward. Lean forward and then bring in with the legs.

Once you get comfortable with your rhythm, you want to make it seem like you're rowing

a boat. So it should be nice and even, bringing the handle right below your

ribcage and pushing with the legs and finishing with the arms.

And that is how you use the rowing machine. Rowing is a great replacement for those of us who do

not wish to get into the pool and if you ever have any questions about this

machine or any other equipment, please be sure to visit our fitness center

associates. Thank you!

You want me to give you a countdown?

No, I just got to get out my giggles first.

It's easy on the joints...

It is easy on the joints....It is...

All right, I'm gonna talk to you...Yeah, I said all right.

So...

And that is your rowing tutorial.

Do it again.

Shut up Jessie. Tutorial was a good word too!

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HOW OLD IS "HENRY THE RC CAR"? (EPISODE #93) - Duration: 1:13.

Scanning object... It appears to be a balloon filled with 16% oxygen,

5% carbon dioxide and 79% nitrogen.

The balloon possibly went astray from a nearby birthday party.

The date of your birth is August 16th 2013.

That is incorrect, let me explain...

Even though you are only a mere 5 years old in human years. In "RC" years, you are considerably older.

That's an easy one, your exact age is...

How old are you, I'm older than you

I'm one - I'm two - I'm three - I'm four - I'm five

- I'm six - I'm seven years old - I'm eight - I'm nine - I'm ten...

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Omega 3 to treat Depression | Natural Health - Duration: 3:06.

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The Weirdest Unboxing EVER! I'm deleting my po box after this - Duration: 5:41.

[Captions by Mike R. at YTranslator.com]

Get a Dictionary.

Oh so today's my birthday, man.

So this is why I am laughing so much.

I just woke up to tons of text messages of Facebook posts, to tweets of y'all wishing

me a happy birthday.

So I thank y'all for that.

But a few minutes ago, I did go in the kitchen and I opened some cards from y'all,

and half of y'all were talking about Kash.

Oh, this is for Kash.

This ain't for my birthday!

Another one!

It's my birthday!

Kash!

You probably didn't even move since the last time I've recorded, man.

The truth is I just want to open these and go back to my couch

and watch Orange is the New Black because I'm finally on the fifth season.

It took me a while, almost a year.

They're about to wrap up season six.

But I'm gonna get to this.

This is the first one from Carol Martin.

Alonzo Lerone's YouTube video idea.

I usually write my ideas on the blackboard in the kitchen, man.

I appreciate that.

This is why I do YouTube.

And Kash, man, come on!

Oh, probably cuz Kash's birthday was like two weeks ago so I understand.

It says, "Dear Kash, bark woof bark bark bark woof bark woof bark bark."

Were you here this morning?

Because that's all he's been doing.

I have a lot of Amazon presents up in here.

Oh, gosh, what is this?

Top 50 Grilled Cheese Recipe...

Come on, now!

"Hi Alonzo, happy birthday...

Because I saw how you cook that grilled cheese..."

Thanks, Allison. I appreciate that.

This is a book about grilled cheese. Read it!

Oh, snap! This is the umbrella hat!

Come on, man!

This is from Brandon.

Thanks, Brandon.

I really appreciate it.

Or do I?

This is from Wish, right?

I did a video on Wish.

I might do another one but I have to try this out.

Hold on.

So I got my new thumbnail.

Y'all, I'm doing an American split and y'all don't even know.

Oh my God.

[INDISTINCT] new thumbnail, man.

Alright, this is from Theresa Johnson.

Is that a Santa hat?

Dang, how long has this been..?

Expected delivery date: December 22nd, 2017.

Kash!

Kash, come here.

One, two...

Alright, next from Amazon again, man.

Amazon shoulda sponsored this video.

What's going on?

Another book.

So every time I see an Amazon package, I'm thinking it's a book.

This book is from Thomas, a free copy of his first book.

An avocado.

This is from Nova Celeste from somewhere out there.

It's a selfie booth?

[UNKNOWN] toenails!

What the hell is wrong with y'all, man?

I don't wanna...

This dude really sent me some toenails?

What the...!

Look!

Y'all! what is wrong?

I don't even want to open this.

Next, we have...

Ah!

We have something from somebody cuz I don't see a name on it.

But, alright, we have something pink.

This is a strawberry-flavored biscotte.

I've been eyeing this for a minute, man.

Jenny R. Pallahadi..?

Oh, this was sent before Thanksgiving.

Uglier than a monkey's armpit.

What are y'all sending me over here?

The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck white-bread chicken-s*** mother****.

Whoa!

This is from Amazon Prime.

Oh, snap.

What?

A Very Modern Dictionary.

You did get a dictionary.

"Douchebag."

"Drag."

"Drain."

"Dumpster fire."

What kind of a dictionary is this?

This is from Harp C. Chord.

Oh, Pisces, baby!

Next, we have...

This is a...

Y'all sending me buds????

What is wrong?

Y'all send me buds, y'all send me toenails!

What is this?

I'm afraid to open it.

There's a MacWeenie and Cheese Pecker Pasta.

Something tells me these are caterpillars, man.

These are dick...

I'm not trying this, man!

Y'all are crazy, man!

I'm afraid of open this.

Oh, trust me.

I have plenty of these.

Another book?

Modern Dictionary?

What do you..?

So, now, I have two, I have two Modern Dictionaries.

We got one from Amazon Prime again.

I don't feel right opening stuff and not thinking some [INDISTINCT].

What's this?

A CVS receipt?

This is from, alright.

I got your Twitter and your Instagram right now.

Ride Along, Kevin Hart, and Ted.

What is this?

"I'm thinking..."

Last but not least, this one is from Karen Thompson.

What we got? What we got?

Scissors?

I do need scissors because everything...

Please use these.

Pulling on packing tape like that will end up giving you a hernia.

Be careful.

Keep doing the vlogs.

You're very funny.

Karen T.

Thank you for that.

I really appreciate that.

Kash!

Dang, Kash, what you doing? Getting a tan?

Oh, look at this!

"Birthday, Nature's way of telling us to eat cake."

And that I shall do.

[Music]

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Q&A – Can I spray dormant oil on my shrubs? - Duration: 1:36.

Can I still spray dorCan they still get away with that now?

- I think it's a little late.

Dormant oil spray, it has to be dormant.

Horticultural spray is a lighter spray, and it depends on what she's trying to do with

it.

But yeah dormant oil spray is for dormant plants.

And we don't know when things go dormant because we don't know about our weather.

We have had no frost clear into December some years.

And I wouldn't spray the dormant oil spray on them until all the leaves went off the

trees.

Yeah our weather is unusual, but dormant oil spray is when it's dormant so whenever it's

dormant.

And then February's probably the last time that I would spray it.

Unless we have a really early spring.

But yeah you have to spray it in the cold part of the winter for dormant oil spray.

- Right because if you spray it too late then there's a chance that you damaged those blooms

or flowers.

- Yes and you can also burn the leaves.

If it's an evergreen you can burn the leavesmant oil on my shrubs?

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i putted wii music over my friend struggling with her dog (turn on captions) - Duration: 0:52.

COME HERE!

COME

here?

NOO..!

DON'T sWiM!!

hERE!

this is what I was talking about -.-

HeRe?? ;-;

NO SAAR!!!!

COME HERE!

hERE

COME!

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Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Search On Google Part 14 - Duration: 6:15.

It literally never ends!

I have accidentally become your pilot into the world of the dark and horrible web.

How did we end up here!

I am Rebecca Felgate, this is Most Amazing Top 10, and today we're back with the Top

10 Things You Shouldn't Google Part 14.

Woosh.

Before We get started, I just want to remind you guys that we have new merch for sale with

a brand new range of colours.

We are going to keep adding new styles too, so if you want to see anything in a colour

we don't have yet, be sure to let us know.

Also, if you do get anything from the Most Amazing shop, make sure you share it with

us on our instagram, Most Amazing Official and we will post a picture of you wearing

it!

Okay, back to the things you shouldn't google…

Okay, let's start off one of the most triggering websites I have found on Google…that you

really shouldn't search for unless you want to be angry and disgusted at the same time,

we have White Power Milk

Unless you want to be thrown into a world where, I quote "well bred" white women

gurgle milk and sell it for money presumably to raise money for some kind of white power

group, then don't google this.

It is grotesque.

You can also watch milk gurgling videos, but I'd advise against it.

If you're in any way religious, or respect the sanctity of a religious figure, don't

google Divine Interventions Toys at number nine…

Chances are, if you google this, you'll come across what I had the misfortune of viewing

this morning.

I'll say two words, then we'll here no more about it…..religious sex toys.

Sure, if that's what tickles you, but like….errrrgh.

If you want to give yourself the creeps, then go ahead and google Reborn Dolls at number

8… but if you don't want to be utterly disturbed, then I guess, don't.

These are dolls that look like actual babies… but like ….actually….

freakishly like real babies….

It is weird.

What is even weirder are the people who buy these and treat them like real babies.

It's a new level of strange I can't get on board with.

7 - Edarem If you google Edarem you will come across

a very weird youtube channel by a guy named Edward Muscare.

He has long been dubbed the creepiest man on youtube, and to be honest it is a title

that suits him.

His videos are strange and disturbing.

He is dead now, but that makes his channel all the more creepy.

6 - Eye gouging For obvious reasons, I wouldn't google eye

gouging….

Cause eye gouging, like…come on dude…you don't want to see that.

Sure, you'll get some Kill Bill esque toe eyeball squeezing, but you'll also get some

real stuff…and the real stuff doesn't wash away from the mind very easily.

Speaking of real things you don't want to know about - don't google the Sasebo slashing

at number 5 This was a horribly gruesome school killing

conducted by an 11 year old child on a 12 year old child, and involved necked slashing.

It happened at a school in Japan and has sparked a weird wave of fan art.

It is vile

Speaking of vile, we have Bongcheon-Dong Ghost at number 4.

This is a south Korean horror web comic with plenty of jump scares.

It follows a Korean school girl haunted by a ghost.

If you like this kind of thing, by all means google it….

But this terrified me and I think we can live without it.

Coming in at number three, Don't google Skyway Bridge count

Tampa Bay's Skyway Bridge is a popular suicide destination and if you google Skyway Bridge

count, you'll find a website dedicated to documenting how often people have attempted

or managed to kill themselves by jumping off the bridge.

The site is far too sad, although it does highlight the need for better suicide prevention.

Oh, please don't google Shrimping at number 2.

Shrimping is a sexual act that I am quite sure you don't need to know about.

Let me give you the gist….

Imagine people curled up like a long line of bbq shrimps and what they could be doing

to keep themselves…err…attached to the next shrimp, so to speak…actually…you

know what…just…forget I ever said anything.

Finally, unless you want to feel miserable for the rest of the day, don't google.

1 - PlaneCrashInfo Eeesh.

Especially don't google this if you're afraid of flying like I am!

I still do it, but I am always quite worried I will die in some kind of horrible crash.

Unfortunately, if you do google this, you'll be confronted with a lot of people that did,

as well as their documented last words and black box recordings.

It is horrible.

You don't want to delve into this truly horrible rabbit hole.

Waa…so…sort to bum you all out!

Just think of the good things in life like friends, freshly baked bread, the smell of

coffee, going on a trip…the good always outweighs the bad!

I am sure you guys don't want a part 15, but if you do then please do let me know.

Also if you know of anything I shouldn't google, let me know!

OUT

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I'M IN THE TEEN TITANS GO MOVIE!! - YTS - Duration: 3:01.

Sup you fucking faggot (it's not a hamper it's a laundry basket cunt)

Do you know what makes a real hero, it's not the costumes the gadgets the cool powers it's having a terrible movie

AND I'M JONATHAN

Hello everyone, It's Mr Forehead here

We're back with another episode of motherfucking YTS (aka bootleg ASOT) this video is not gonna be on youtubers

I'm so still gonna title ksi reacts to Emoji movie 2, so this is gonna be on it the worst

movie worse than the emoji movie the worst

Movie that ever fucking exists this movie is terrible. I saw the trailer and it's pretty bad

Hopefully you liked this movie cause this this is the best movie that ever exists... Period (Casey Neistat Meme)

half of the trailer is a fart joke now now

You don't know how bad a fart jokes are with this show...

ALL TOGETHER

Let's go right through this movie and say

Everything that is wrong with it whoever made this video any video that is somewhat fucking supporting this you're fucking stupid

You have not grown up with the fucking old show like I did

What are you doing?

From the Creators of a terrible show

It's about courage

It's about action

It's the terrible movie to end all terrible movies

It will

That Wasn't a fart that was just air leaving my ASSHOLE which is a fart

Teen Titans goes to the movies because if Aquaman can get a movie

anyone can ah

What is that? What is what is that? What is that thing?

(MUSIC BETTER THAN BEETHOVEN)

(MUSIC BETTER THAN BEETHOVEN)

(MUSIC BETTER THAN BEETHOVEN)

(oUr MoViE SuCkS, BuT AuTiStiC KiDs WiLL LoVe iT)

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You Are The Reason - Calum Scott (Karaoke Version) - Duration: 3:37.

♪♪♪

♪ THERE GOES MY HEART BEATING ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU ARE THE REASON ♪

♪ I'M LOSING MY SLEEP ♪

♪ PLEASE COME BACK NOW ♪

♪ THERE GOES MY MIND RACING ♪

♪ AND YOU ARE THE REASON ♪

♪ THAT I'M STILL BREATHING ♪

♪ I'M HOPELESS NOW ♪

♪ I'D CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN ♪

♪ AND SWIM EVERY OCEAN ♪

♪ JUST TO BE WITH YOU ♪

♪ AND FIX WHAT I'VE BROKEN ♪

♪ OH 'CAUSE I NEED YOU TO SEE ♪

♪ THAT YOU ARE THE REASON ♪

♪ THERE GOES MY HANDS SHAKING ♪

♪ AND YOU ARE THE REASON ♪

♪ MY HEART KEEPS BLEEDING ♪

♪ I NEED YOU NOW ♪

♪ AND IF I COULD TURN BACK THE CLOCK ♪

♪ I'D MAKE SURE THE LIGHT DEFEATED THE DARK ♪

♪ I'D SPEND EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY ♪

♪ KEEPING YOU SAFE. ♪

♪ AND I'D CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN ♪

♪ AND SWIM EVERY OCEAN ♪

♪ JUST TO BE WITH YOU ♪

♪ AND FIX WHAT I'VE BROKEN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I NEED YOU TO SEE ♪

♪ THAT YOU ARE THE REASON (I DON'T WANNA FIGHT NO MORE) ♪

♪ THAT YOU ARE THE REASON (I DON'T WANNA HIDE NO MORE) ♪

♪ THAT YOU ARE THE REASON (I DON'T WANNA CRY NO MORE) ♪

♪ (COME BACK I NEED YOU TO HOLD ME) ♪

♪ THAT YOU ARE THE REASON (COME BACK I NEED YOU TO HOLD ME) ♪

♪ THAT YOU ARE THE REASON (A LITTLE CLOSER NOW) ♪

♪ THAT YOU ARE THE REASON (JUST A LITTLE CLOSER NOW) ♪

♪ THAT YOU ARE THE REASON (COME A LITTLE CLOSER) ♪

♪ I NEED YOU TO HOLD ME TONIGHT ♪

♪ I'D CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN ♪

♪ AND SWIM EVERY OCEAN ♪

♪ JUST TO BE WITH YOU ♪

♪ AND FIX WHAT I'VE BROKEN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I NEED YOU TO SEE ♪

♪ THAT YOU ARE THE REASON ♪

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Auto-mount Encrypted partitions at boot (Easy!) - Duration: 3:02.

Mounting encrypted partitions manually can be annoying.

Why would you waste time typing the commands in the terminal

if it can be auto-mounted during the system boot.

Hello everyone, It's Average Linux User helping you to install configure and use Linux.

In the previous video you learned how to encrypt your hard drive in Linux with LUKS,

in this video you will learn how to mount it automatically during the boot of your system.

Check the name of your encrypted partition with lsblk

In this example, my encrypted partition is sdb1,

depending on the configuration of your system,

this name may be different.

Next, obtain the ID of the encrypted device.

Copy the ID and paste it here

Now, edit /etc/crypttab by adding this line.

This is the name of encrypted device,

this is the ID we have just copied.

This means we do not use any key file and the system will ask your encryption password to decrypt the partition.

You can also use a key file here, if your system partition is encrypted already.

I personally do not encrypt my system partition

and I assume most users also do not encrypt it.

So, just use none here.

This is the disk encryption specification.

Ctrl+O to save the changes.

And Ctrl+X to exit from nano editor.

Finally, create a folder where you want to mount your encrypted partition,

and edit /etc/fstab

to add this mount point:

This is the encrypted device.

If your device name different, replace sdb1 here.

And this is the mounting point we have just created.

Ctrl+O to save the changes.

And Ctrl+X to exit from nano editor.

Reboot your system.

You will be asked a decryption password during the system boot.

After you enter it, the encrypted partition should be auto-mounted.

If I open the file manager

and navigate to the place where I specified the mounting point,

I can see the encrypted partition has been mounted automatically.

Here are the two files we created during the encryption described in the previous video.

This way works only for LUKS encrypted partition.

If you use any other encryption method, the automatic mounting settings may differ.

I recommend using LUKS encryption which I showed in this previous video.

Watch it if you missed it.

And thank you for watching this video

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Tanki online - montage - Special video For My GF💕🔐 - Duration: 8:20.

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Rocky Snake Boots - Rocky Broadhead Boots & Rocky Retraction Boots - Side Zip Snake Boots - Duration: 2:43.

The retraction here obviously with the full YKK zipper, side zip and stuff like that

no insulated, waterproof

got the

molded out sole

realtree apx

But this is probably one of the most convenient boots just in terms of getting out and without lacing up your boots and stuff

as you know, fits great

got A great look to it

It's one of our newer boots of course

compared to like

Which is the traditional lacing system of course at the same time and you know a lot of times you see most people

Personal preferences is zipper vs lace. I don't know what you like I love mine, they are the zipper

And I love them they're easy to get on and ff

You know yeah step into them zip it up, and you are good

So obviously we have multiple choices here in terms of those two options

Which are the key features people look for this is actually one of our newest snake boots?

so this is actually a new and improved side zip zipper and

You know we've heard the complaints in terms of the teeth and stuff so I know that we have continued to try and outsource

better and more efficient zippers on our products because you can run into a problem also you have a

Boot right here technically now. You've opened up your side yourself to you know a strike YKK

I mean, this is the top of line zipper, which is what this one is right here. Yeah, so

Obviously they get you know a zipper this length is gonna

i know some people wax them this was a newer view two years ago. This is called the broad head

This is actually one of the lighter snake boots out there for us because of this broad head out sole

And we actually did this in a boot like this

which is

It's 23 ounces overall weight. We just took that same bottom on the lightweight and incorporatedit also

into the bottom the boots just to cut down on that weight

this is actually the lighter weight which also features the

lacing system here

Now this has the technology on the front oh yay. Yeah, so it's 360 degree protection all the way around

You like what we do here on channel

Don't forget to hit that subscribe button sure to check out one of our four weekly

Live show and finally if you want to help support the channel you can do that by shopping

clovertac.comm or through patreon.com/clovertac

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HOW OLD IS "HENRY THE RC CAR"? (EPISODE #93) - Duration: 1:13.

Scanning object... It appears to be a balloon filled with 16% oxygen,

5% carbon dioxide and 79% nitrogen.

The balloon possibly went astray from a nearby birthday party.

The date of your birth is August 16th 2013.

That is incorrect, let me explain...

Even though you are only a mere 5 years old in human years. In "RC" years, you are considerably older.

That's an easy one, your exact age is...

How old are you, I'm older than you

I'm one - I'm two - I'm three - I'm four - I'm five

- I'm six - I'm seven years old - I'm eight - I'm nine - I'm ten...

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Change Is Good - Duration: 6:03.

hey guys it's Christina I felt like sitting down and filming a video also as

you can see here's extremely blank wall why did I sit in front of a blank wall still don't know

I'm not using any ring lights I'm just using my window I'm going to tell you

guys where my channel is going or you know anything like that because honestly

I'm I'm not the happiest with what my channel used to be my channel used to be

not that super colorful youtuber but like you know like the trying to be one

that makes sense but now I'm gonna be making it more of what I like and just

videos I want to see because honestly most of the trending videos out there

bore me is it just me like I'll watch them but still they're not that exciting

anymore and you know what I'm just going to try my best make some interesting

content on here and just be myself I don't think I was being like this super

fake version of myself you know we're like I all of a sudden like just started

having the colorful room dressing super colorful I do think I still had

like some aspect of myself but I wasn't being but I wasn't being who I

wanted to be on here so what's coming to this channel honestly don't know how

100% know yet because I want to see where I'm I don't know I'm gonna tell you some

things I love though I have this obsession with coffee making not

drinking coffee I can go without drinking coffee but I have an obsession

with making coffee I have French press I try to make my little latte

gonna buy a milk steamer not like a full thing but a steaming wand sorry I'm

talking away too much but just making it's fun so that's just a little fact

about myself but I also like writing scripts and with writing scripts I like

filmmaking and so yeah I've been writing some scripts now and

just having some fun with that so yeah I thought I would just tell you guys about

that so there will probably be some short films coming they will just take

time because short films they take time to make and you know they don't they're

not like oh let me go take my camera put it somewhere say a few lines I made no

they take time and I want them to be good not just like mediocre

my other goal is also to do music on here because if you didn't know I love

music it's one of my biggest passions I love writing music I love performing it

but it's also in a like a fear that i have of doing that so i'm just trying to

get over that fear and then you know just step out of my comfort zone so

that's another thing that's going to be coming that will also take time because

once again i don't want to be mediocre i want to be what I love so yeah that it's

like it's just this passion of mine and I want to share with you guys but I'm

not gonna be like coming in with like a new like new one like every day and you

know being like ooh I did this in 20 minutes know I want to be like I took

time on this and I'm proud of it because I feel like that's important also I will

probably be doing a little bit of other videos too every now and then you know

or more know they'll probably be more common on here if you want to say more

common I don't know I never said no also I love photography I've been doing more

of it but I haven't been doing as much as I wanted to because like every day I

feel like I'm just improving a little bit like I'm learning something new I'm

like I'm gonna pose people better I'm learning how to edit better and I've

been taking out just a lot more time on that instead of just you know rushing

through so I might also throw in some photography now and then because I'm also

been learning some more Photoshop I feel like every time that I record something

like this I forget something I want to say but you know I don't know

also really been into health and fittness I'm into a lot of things so yeah the

main things come into this channel filmmaking

I don't like how like just my fingers like slightly moving like ooh here's my

fingertips *random vine reference*

so the things that are coming to this channel mainly it's like

filmmaking photography music maybe a few lifestyle videos you know just the good

round of stuff oh why do this voice I don't know but okay I hope you guys are excited to

see where everything is going because I'm excited to go on this adventure with you

and just enjoy the world lets fix my hair

also we're praying the - videos in focus

right now because yeah also I would love to talk about topics

of the world so yeah if you guys would want to hear any my thoughts let me know

because I really want to talking about that

so hopefully you come with me on this journey and we get to experience a new

Christina and we get to just enjoy this adventure together because I'm excited

and let's do this I guess so Lets a go I'm not doing that I'm not gonna jump out of

frame ha just kidding okay that's actually failed okay I'm done with that

*weird noises...*

*yawns* I'm so tired

ok so if you guys liked this video no no no no no you're

not gonna ask them to give you a thumbs up

we don't do that here well maybe we will I don't know

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My Skiing Accident | EmsChats - Duration: 24:14.

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LEGO® Ninjago® High Spee...

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TOME CUIDADO COM A VOZ DO INIMIGO | MOTIVAÇÃO - Duration: 3:23.

For more infomation >> TOME CUIDADO COM A VOZ DO INIMIGO | MOTIVAÇÃO - Duration: 3:23.

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HOW OLD IS "HENRY THE RC CAR"? (EPISODE #93) - Duration: 1:13.

Scanning object... It appears to be a balloon filled with 16% oxygen,

5% carbon dioxide and 79% nitrogen.

The balloon possibly went astray from a nearby birthday party.

The date of your birth is August 16th 2013.

That is incorrect, let me explain...

Even though you are only a mere 5 years old in human years. In "RC" years, you are considerably older.

That's an easy one, your exact age is...

How old are you, I'm older than you

I'm one - I'm two - I'm three - I'm four - I'm five

- I'm six - I'm seven years old - I'm eight - I'm nine - I'm ten...

For more infomation >> HOW OLD IS "HENRY THE RC CAR"? (EPISODE #93) - Duration: 1:13.

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BBB18: Anjo designa brothers para se fantasiaram de fantasmas e aterrorizar casa - Duration: 3:58.

For more infomation >> BBB18: Anjo designa brothers para se fantasiaram de fantasmas e aterrorizar casa - Duration: 3:58.

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The Weirdest Unboxing EVER! I'm deleting my po box after this - Duration: 5:41.

[Captions by Mike R. at YTranslator.com]

Get a Dictionary.

Oh so today's my birthday, man.

So this is why I am laughing so much.

I just woke up to tons of text messages of Facebook posts, to tweets of y'all wishing

me a happy birthday.

So I thank y'all for that.

But a few minutes ago, I did go in the kitchen and I opened some cards from y'all,

and half of y'all were talking about Kash.

Oh, this is for Kash.

This ain't for my birthday!

Another one!

It's my birthday!

Kash!

You probably didn't even move since the last time I've recorded, man.

The truth is I just want to open these and go back to my couch

and watch Orange is the New Black because I'm finally on the fifth season.

It took me a while, almost a year.

They're about to wrap up season six.

But I'm gonna get to this.

This is the first one from Carol Martin.

Alonzo Lerone's YouTube video idea.

I usually write my ideas on the blackboard in the kitchen, man.

I appreciate that.

This is why I do YouTube.

And Kash, man, come on!

Oh, probably cuz Kash's birthday was like two weeks ago so I understand.

It says, "Dear Kash, bark woof bark bark bark woof bark woof bark bark."

Were you here this morning?

Because that's all he's been doing.

I have a lot of Amazon presents up in here.

Oh, gosh, what is this?

Top 50 Grilled Cheese Recipe...

Come on, now!

"Hi Alonzo, happy birthday...

Because I saw how you cook that grilled cheese..."

Thanks, Allison. I appreciate that.

This is a book about grilled cheese. Read it!

Oh, snap! This is the umbrella hat!

Come on, man!

This is from Brandon.

Thanks, Brandon.

I really appreciate it.

Or do I?

This is from Wish, right?

I did a video on Wish.

I might do another one but I have to try this out.

Hold on.

So I got my new thumbnail.

Y'all, I'm doing an American split and y'all don't even know.

Oh my God.

[INDISTINCT] new thumbnail, man.

Alright, this is from Theresa Johnson.

Is that a Santa hat?

Dang, how long has this been..?

Expected delivery date: December 22nd, 2017.

Kash!

Kash, come here.

One, two...

Alright, next from Amazon again, man.

Amazon shoulda sponsored this video.

What's going on?

Another book.

So every time I see an Amazon package, I'm thinking it's a book.

This book is from Thomas, a free copy of his first book.

An avocado.

This is from Nova Celeste from somewhere out there.

It's a selfie booth?

[UNKNOWN] toenails!

What the hell is wrong with y'all, man?

I don't wanna...

This dude really sent me some toenails?

What the...!

Look!

Y'all! what is wrong?

I don't even want to open this.

Next, we have...

Ah!

We have something from somebody cuz I don't see a name on it.

But, alright, we have something pink.

This is a strawberry-flavored biscotte.

I've been eyeing this for a minute, man.

Jenny R. Pallahadi..?

Oh, this was sent before Thanksgiving.

Uglier than a monkey's armpit.

What are y'all sending me over here?

The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck white-bread chicken-s*** mother****.

Whoa!

This is from Amazon Prime.

Oh, snap.

What?

A Very Modern Dictionary.

You did get a dictionary.

"Douchebag."

"Drag."

"Drain."

"Dumpster fire."

What kind of a dictionary is this?

This is from Harp C. Chord.

Oh, Pisces, baby!

Next, we have...

This is a...

Y'all sending me buds????

What is wrong?

Y'all send me buds, y'all send me toenails!

What is this?

I'm afraid to open it.

There's a MacWeenie and Cheese Pecker Pasta.

Something tells me these are caterpillars, man.

These are dick...

I'm not trying this, man!

Y'all are crazy, man!

I'm afraid of open this.

Oh, trust me.

I have plenty of these.

Another book?

Modern Dictionary?

What do you..?

So, now, I have two, I have two Modern Dictionaries.

We got one from Amazon Prime again.

I don't feel right opening stuff and not thinking some [INDISTINCT].

What's this?

A CVS receipt?

This is from, alright.

I got your Twitter and your Instagram right now.

Ride Along, Kevin Hart, and Ted.

What is this?

"I'm thinking..."

Last but not least, this one is from Karen Thompson.

What we got? What we got?

Scissors?

I do need scissors because everything...

Please use these.

Pulling on packing tape like that will end up giving you a hernia.

Be careful.

Keep doing the vlogs.

You're very funny.

Karen T.

Thank you for that.

I really appreciate that.

Kash!

Dang, Kash, what you doing? Getting a tan?

Oh, look at this!

"Birthday, Nature's way of telling us to eat cake."

And that I shall do.

[Music]