It's time!! Instead do that greatest moment's video
of carnival
I decided to invite
these two crazy and bombastic guys from carnival,
and talk about what happened!
Beside give trips and gifts!
Which gift? There won't be gift!
First thing is:
Public security at street's carnival in Rio de Janeiro!
We went to so many blocos
Almost no one in Zona Sul!
I went to Banda de Ipanema,
It was the same thing as always
A lot of assault!
No one of our group was assaulted.
But we saw a lot of, people talking about it all the time.
Zona Sul was the focus of the violence
specially in Ipanema
People tagged Ipanema and did a mess. There was "arrastão" in Ipanema.
Arrastão in the middle of the night. People were caught by surprise,
by fifteen thiefs.
I always use a canopy at carnival or any other big party!
Never use bags or something similar.
What you put in your pocket, you'll lose it!
People were using so many canopies and money belt!
People was very attentive!
So many beautiful canopy with glitter, I think it's from Melissa.
Melissa, we want canopies!! Send it to us the colorful and bombastic ones!!!!
That ones with glitter silver and blue too!!
An advertising!!
You're packing up your things in your canopy at the street,
going to bloco, and then starts to play É o Tchan!!
Don't stop everything you're doing!!
Don't throw out everything and starts to dance É o Tchan at the streets!
You will have problems!!
It happened here! Then everybody was crazy
and ran to the bar, at the other side of the street
Me too! I was arranging my things!
My I.D, money, subway card, everything fall down to the ground!
I'm very careful with my things, so, the only thing where it could happen it was
that moment.
I've lost my senses,
The only thing I saw it as É o Tchan at it's original formation,
and my body exploded!
At wednesday in the morning, the manager of the bank called me,
saying that my I.D, money and everything was there!
Did u lost everything?
When we were at Agytoê, I didn't had nothing!
Why didn't you say?
I said, but everybody was high and no one understood!
Are you planning to come to Rio de Janeiro
play carnival?
There's no Uber, taxi or bus!
It's subway or walking!
Another thing that happened a lot too:
People who don't know how to do a plan for carnival,
went to the most boring blocos!
A lot of people said: I walked a lot to a lot of boring blocos!
Who don't know which blocos they're going,
won't have a good carnival. It happened a lot!
The most famous blocos,
Chora, Me Liga,
Can we say their names? Yeah!
Chora, Me Liga
Simpatia é Quase Amor, Banda de Ipanema,
Bola Preta,
A lot of people who was in these blocos said that it's a big confusion!
Bola Preta was amazing this year!
Bu they did something different this year!
They put some very big blocos happening at the same time!
So, everybody spread! They needed to choose!
Bola Preta was not so crowd!
I lost a lot of blocos!
I didn't went to Boitatá this year.I needed to choose between it and Toco Xona!
I need to talk about my deception with Bunytos de Corpo!
It was so ridiculous!
They posted at sunday's night, 23 P.M
We were at the street for a long time,
We needed to wake up at 7 A.M to go!
Who goes to bloco at 8 A.M?
We prepare ourselves all entire year, choosing our fitness clothes,
to have a moment at the bloco, and it didn't happened this time!!
U failed.
Not even Gerson, who goes to bloco at 8 A.M, did it!
Release the official date and hour sooner, Bunytos de Corpo!
I've been crazy now, I thought the screen of my phone was broken,
but it was a yarn of a wig!
We went to all these blocos,
we dressed costumes all these days!!!
So, let's explain what's our group?
We love so much carnival,
Having fun or working at carnival, for us it's something serious!
We wait all the entire year for the carnival,
we program our lives to live carnival at the most perfect way!
Carnival is like people being us all entire year!!
Yeah! It is!
Because they inside out everything at this party!
All that we do all entire year!
So, we went unnoticed
Carnival is very scandalous!
But we shock people too. I shock a lot!!
I put all my personality in this moment! You do too, as Gerson!
And we're together and with no limits!
All of our costumes are not traditional!
We don't dress as
bunny,
doctor or nurse,
Do they buy their costumes in sex shops?
Sometimes I think that's sex shop costumes!
The nurse, the bunny,
Why do a man use a necktie
suspender, pants or shorts?
Who taugh Guilherme to dress in carnival it was me!!
I learned with Gerson too!
It was amazing!
I was the only one who dressed that way while all the group was ashamed for me!
I was crazy, with the most horrible costumes of the universe,
I always was the shame of the moment!
Then, little by little,
Gerson was my reference about no shame at all!
Tottally How Not Go to Carnival! And now we're the same! Or worse!
Gerson lived so many carnival years without use a tulle skirt!
It was what I most saw at this carnival!
It's true! I've use it once!
This year I was with the flow,
I became blond,
Everybody became blond!!
It was horrible find you at the bloco!!
I looked for a blond one, but everybody was blond!! A blond sea!!
Or beard, mustache,
just a part of the beard,
It's not ugly for me, ok?
I really like!!
And if someone who did wants to call me, ok!!
The blocos we went, there was a lot of very nice costumes!
But those we didn't went and we saw that costumes,
Sailor man ,
Little indian,
Some people thinks they have costumes because they're not using t-shirt!
It's much nicer put glitter in your face and use a tactel bermuda
than put anything in the tactel and a sailor man hat!
So, you who use it, ur not with costumes,
Flower in the hair is not costume,
necktie too,
I used a garden in my hair!
Rafael Elias who did it!!
I got the flower arrangement from my mother's table and went to bloco!
With led lights!
I was dressed as Vai Malandra and used a swimsuit, not a short.
What was your costume of this year?
It was the glitter mask, I mixed so many different
and after that I decided which clothes I'd wear
The golden mask,
golden short and earing. Because I punctured my ear for it,
Me too!!!!
I didn't punctured anything!
This was the year where a less dressed as a woman,
It happened only in Vai Malandra and the Minimalist Girl!
a skirt which became a thousand dresses,
the principal was the blond hair,
I repeated Unicorn!!!
It was a sensation in Toco-Xona!
And Palhacita! Palhacita is unforgettable!!!
We were all flowers and didn't met! I was as a pervert vampire!
I used a mantle, swimsuit and led lights all over my body!
What about our posture at carnival?
Absurd! But we love it!!
If we were more
"like the others", we'd kiss much more!
Well, what happens!
I don't care about it,
really,
I wanna go to blocos, camp it up, dance, A LOT OF CAMP IT UP!
Put a lot of glitter at my face!
It's not my focus!
Yes, I'm not going to carnival to kiss everybody, it's not my focus!
Well, it can happen!
It can happen, but about you it always happen!!
I've been with you while you were kissing an entire bloco!
ok?
Let's be honest!!
Not only Gerson as Guilherme too!
Talk about yourself!!!!
We go to carnival together since 2014!
Me with them! Four years!
In these four year, three they kissed everybody!
It's true!
God said: Love who's closer to you! And people are really closer there!
It's impossible not love!
This blond hair didn't attracted a lot of people!
Really?
I thought it was the opposite!
It happened as it with Guilherme,
Everybody told good things about his costume, but no one kissed!
Everybody loved my hair, but no one kissed!
Guilherme was an art installation. People looked at him and said "Beautiful"
We're not the only one who kissed just a few
A lot of people was more interested about have fun, put glitter at their faces,
camp it up,
than flirt, not only flirting
Thanks, universe! It's changing!
I think some of the principal samba
schools should put us as the king of carnival
U don't know what you're missing!
Put us with Momo's king court!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WE WANT IT!!!!!!! RE
We wanna be part of Momo's king court!
What would u like to say to that person who wants to camp it up
Be a total embarrassment and don't give a damn, but are so shy!
Well, do what u wanna DO!
if u had a weird/bizarre idea and was in doubt about it:
DO IT!!
This is the idea!! DO IT!!!!
Carnival will accept you! There are so many and rocky costumes!
People were beautiful this year!!
More people decided to go at the streets dressing costumes.
For me it was a dream come true, seeing people having fun, shining!
And be goof is part of the moment!!
It's impossible not be goof at some moment!!
And it is good!
It's freedom!!!
Some foreigners don't understand. They ask me: Why did u dressed this way?
It's so ugly!!
We have all entire year to be beautiful!
Now we have 5 days to be whatever we want it!
Beautiful, ugly, show our bodies, or not,
whatever it be,
It's our moment! And have fun!!
What about the straight guys who look at other guys dressed as a woman?
I think...
Some straight guys has their minds more open.
I think it too.
A lot of straight men look at me while I was using skirt.
They're more open to try, know, taste and just do it.
Who's trying someone from the same sex it doesn't mean he/she is gay.
You won't be gay because you stayed with one guy.
There was a lot of straight guys trying another guys.
As a lot of women. But they're more open than the men.
I saw a lot of women kissing each other.
Ok, but straight?
I don't know. Women kissing each other doesn't mean nothing.
They are more faster than the boys.
In some many aspects.
I saw a lot of men with women,
looking at other guys. I saw a lot of straight couples,
I saw discussions!!
Of straight couples. The woman started to argue 'cause the guy was looking
to another guy dressed like a woman.
I saw you looking!!!
Now you will betray me with another man!!
In Flamengo! We were together!
Have u fall in love at carnival?
Carnival love! YEAH!!!!!!!!
At all!!
It never happened!
This year it didn't happened!
It doesn't mean that it kept going, as you can see.
Who started carnival in a relationship?
NEVER!
Me!
And I ended in the middle of the party!
No one here had that dillema: Be monogamic or not at carnival!
Dillema for who want it, of course!
It never happened to us!
What do we do if we fall in love at carnival?
Run!! It's a trap! Runaway!
I'm always in love by the party, so...
But if you wanna do it, do! But....
Carnival's love! It exist!
I had one! It was for one day! It was amazing!!!
The person throw 2 k of glitter in my face!!
Then I felt in love,
then we get a moto cab and went to Santa Tereza,
we went to a samba,
at the other day, it ended!!
It didn't exist at next day!
Last carnival,
My first carnival day!
I was dressed as Unicorn!
It was 23:00 o'clock.
At Catarina (a lunch place),
A guy crying at the table,
He was crying at the phone saying missing someone,
missing Olinda's carnival, he was from there, and was his first carnival here,
He was crying there, and I'm that way:
My subway's face!
Are you crying at my first carnival day? Stop and let's go to a bloco!!
I saw nudes from friends this carnival!!!
People showed me nudes from some friends!
Who? I want names!! ........
I fought with a guy at Odeon!
a guy holded my dick five times!
I said: Respect me!
All the time he comes closer to me, and I was with a guy!
Even I'm with someone, he came and grab my dick,
I was not using underwear
<i>At the fourth time, I startet to kick him!
NO IS NO is for all human people!
Another one This is great!!!
At Minha Luz é de Led,
Closer to end, I saw a fight of gay guys,
I decided to go there and make them stop!
What was the reason of the fight?
A gay guy, very high, touched the ass of a guy.
And he felt himself tottally offended!
While the other was saying: It's carnival!
I separate them,
and I said: Man, you're completely right!
Your posture is wonderful! But it's not worth to fight here!
He was angry, 'cause he felt tottally invaded!
And the other one's excuse is that it was carnival!
It was great!
I think everybody used it!
Gerson no, but it's ok.
I said yes is yes! I was explaining to some people about this,
No is no, bla bla bla, I explained everything
but in this case, for you, yes is yes.
I was at Sereias da Guanabara,
I was dancing, shaking my ass, camping it out,
Then a guy appeared behind me, I thought he was a friend of mine and when I look:
What's that, man?
He said: It's carnival!
and I: No is no, get out of here.
He wanted to kiss me,
I won't kiss you. I don't want it!
#noisno
No is no to everybody!
This is so ridiculous!! "Because it's carnival!"
NO!
The person use carnival to do what he always wanted to do,
without any limit. This is not nice. It's bad!
Do you wanna have sex with some people?
Do what you wanna do all entire year!
Don't wait for carnival! Then it will become a exhaust valve
with so much intensity
and people almost run over each other.
They do!
They use the party as en excuse: "I did it 'cause it was carnival"
My ass!! U did cause u did!
U did 'cause u waited 364 days planning and waiting for it!
Inside a cocoon!
"I did it because it was carnival" Bullshit!!
Carnival is not a party where you throw your secret desires
that u didn't do for an entire
Respect carnival!
Have you founded an ex at the blocos?
Yes. And I ran away.
I was closer to it, but I didn't have an ex.
I think it's time.
After 60 I'll think about it!
60????
Foreigners at carnival!!!
Everybody here has a gringo as company at carnival!
They're a re worse than brazilians at carnival!!
That ones who identify with our carnival are the worse!!!
Wonderful!
I was born for it!
What I admire is when they're here and use costumes, go to t
go at samba schools or blocos,
As Alex with us!! (we miss u a lot)
I'm not the one who take care of a lot of people!
Only the closest ones!
I see Guilherme and Gerson! They're here! Ok!
Because the foreigners are crazy!!
Suddenly you look and where's is him?
They go to all the groups, hold everybody as if they were crazy like us!
He'll be tottally crazy and forget about u!
And u need to take care of him!
And u be desesperate 'cause they're always using their phones
to do photos and videos!
You're in the middle of hell, then they get the phones and starts!
STOP!! YOU'LL BE STOLEN!!
My biggest worry about them is if they know how to come back
where he is hosted!
It's my biggest worry!
Get a taxi who'll ride a lot to get more money!
"He won't return, will be lost"
Which was the best bloco of this year?
Minha Luz é de Led!
We all choose the same!!
MINHA LUZ É DE LED!! CONGRATULATIONS!!
What do you expect for the next carnival?
This is an amazing question!
Always better!
Each carnival is even better!
I don't know if it's possible 'cause this year was amazing!
This year was so funny!
Unfortunately carnival of 2018 is over,
Next year we'll be back with more crazy and funny attitude!!
I hope so!
YEAHH!! U CAN BE SURE!!
Everything we did until now it was nothing compared to what will happen!
U can count with us!
Join in our group! It's amazing!!
Founded one of us in a bloco, stay with us!!!
SCREAM:
Thiago, Guilherme, Gerson! I know u, guys!! Let me explode and dance with u!!!!
You won't regret!! #wearesoeasy
#vemgente
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