nice and back with some more mr. Musashi hopefully this might be done soon
oh I clicked off all right much better hopefully won't be as laggy as last time
Wow well in the beginning that was I don't
know why but as we said we have pop-y and and Dorothy so let's get ahead with
Dorothy's and she's the lowest one I know what I said in the first part but
you know what you got to go with the flow
already matched nice oh yeah spin it random fact number four my own time
state fifty percent of women in the u.s. sentencing themselves flowers really
they do I'm gonna assume that's like based on actual facts and statistics
that stated statistics thank you Tony's in Boulevard cafe the ambiance is cozy
but chilly hi I feel so glad someone finally accepted my linger invitation I
am Dorothy you must be Johnny I'm quite new in the city and I'm not used to
these dating machines or whatever haha holy cow a talking cow uh I'll just
do uh oh dear you don't talk much do you that's okay I like well this row
reserved men as how saying I'm a bit new in the city so far people have been
staring curious curiously at me oh but that is to be
expected from a rural kind of girl he however I won't let that small nuisance
bring me down I fully intend to have a lively time here that's my story is
shortened to a thimble who those two so you come like from a farm ok I want to
say from a farm uh-uh you know I'm not trying to say it
because she's a cow but she says she's rural right not urban why that's
admirable I'm not quite my job but it was close
however did you do you did you say used to work on a farm on a barn well I don't
know how but I kind of want a stake right now
getting up at 4:00 a.m. sleeping in late not a great lifestyle for a lady if you
ask me right now I'm searching for a new job in the city something a bit less
demeaning I typically wish for something more
suited to my taste do you like produce milk no no we won't
ask you that well what do you do best well some friends have told me I'm quite
dexterous with my hands oh I didn't mean to boast now I'm blushing Oh with them
hands too but it is true I'm quite the needlework expert really by looking at
me what would you say is my best talent
by a cute face your talent might be driving me crazy I don't know but I have
all day to find out let's be humble oh ho how utterly charming I must be
blushing like a schoolgirl I sincerely hope people in this city are like you oh
but what am I saying I barely know this city say I most certainly need a guide
won't you please take me someplace nice you know what I want to take you out on
a picnic you are lovely oh my a picnic how utterly delightful utterly yeah
she's a jokester why I do love open spaces and lush gardens such places make
me feel right at home but better but I don't think I've ever seen a park around
since I arrived here oh wait just a moment I'm afraid I have no money for
this trip huh I don't particularly have a job as of yet this is so sad no
worries baby it's on me right sorry if we're changing it sorry for changing the
topic what do you have in mind how about this you know what we're gonna
be a gentleman how about it's on me Oh Johnny you're
such a gentleman I simply must fit you to dinner after I find a suitable job
like at a steak house shall we get going then where's the three stars oh look at
this cow is this something you guys want whoo-hoo
what pretend that never happened
well I see the I see the may no panties there and the duck there is that it
that's Sarah no no other hidden people oh well maybe
we only get that four three stars oh wait I fellow there were some others I
got three stars on right rail what makes sense that she said to Tory yeah so
Sarah or Venus journey that you give give us one all right we are on papa ye
Oh what I had to change my profile picture hey there I am using leader how
about this we haven't used that yet Oh whoo I got it you win
pop pop whoo I like each other the feeling's coming in during then 30s
Hollywood actors were not a lot of kiss for longer than three seconds but well I
mean oh no comment
we retaining our body pillow um yeah well can't say I wouldn't do it ever and
you need a water this plant my dude and is that so always see back there
sometimes I feel you're the only one that understands me I'd say this but not
sure if I'm normal sigh just one dr.
song in the back you know I watch enemy this is right in my cup of tea
haha why you're always right this is totally normal that Tata you're welcome
I always wanted you to have a linger profile dah dah dah dah dah
mister our that to Papua let's took this as a real date
hyper boy my name is Johnny nice to meet you you know what I just want to squeeze
the feathers out of you are you pillo cuz I want to put my face
all over you no no no we can't do it you know I just know you gotta feel like we
just barely met her you know a date we can't let her know she's a pillow
alright that got us attempts to oh so are you a sailor how awesome is that
haha dota Li that's hot oh my god is this my life right now Oh
pop why you're so funny bullshit I'll never get a girlfriend I like you from
this way too stupid fellow oh how about this one
oh she talks let the thought musashi times 1 I like the way you look at my
pecs especially eyes totally down there babe when we go outside to cross it how
about this Oh a lot of dots I don't know if she likes it Oh times one sure I'll
get a beer for you don't know what to get fridge to get two beers I only found
a glass of fresh milk and a jar of mayo wait did he take his oh geez don't take
it the next time I'll buy you one in caviar
well excuse me for not being rich oh jeez don't take okay don't take it next
one how about this why do we do this each other
you know how I feel about you right I love you
Tata thanks pop whitey did you hear that that's a Tata
I love you too girl after I only ever ever wanted to have a family with you
exhibition boys oh I didn't know you wanted to pursue your career first
there's a of course I do want you to have diploma that you wouldn't leave you
for another girl with you I'm not worried about you meeting how about this
I'm a jealous kind of guy I wouldn't want that of course not I fully trust
you oh you've been to me pretty boy that's it I believe it no you can't
leave of course not fully trust it's just that you know about children it's
okay I didn't want to have kids anyway actually wanted to have a kid it can't
be two old guys that's a tough look I want to discuss this again we've been
over this already I don't want doesn't stop yeah let's
finish this ready get stay with the house but I just got dumped by her body
okay I got this weird stuff because I tried choosing different paths to get
more stars and I said uh-oh car this is my life now so drink the banana shake do
hand gestures fiddle with the plant better make the best of it now I guess
what can I do with this body pillow anyway it's a tough pill I can give this
body pillow a cup of tea right check the phone practice a killer doctor
jokes absorb yourself in deep thoughts hey what is this man lift am i looking
my muscles or myself with it what is man a visual power pillows took
me time boats mix it up pretty well uh how about this thing I should write a
book and stuff I wonder Suzy from fourth grade like me nothing's making sense of
that now I guess like westeners that apologize for putting a worm in her hair
she probably hates me you better go to Jim Crow law I don't recall her I think
I have her number somewhere Johnny tries calling Suzy she didn't recognize Johnny
and Johnny made an inappropriate comment now see ray come on Iceland
Susie hung up well now instead now I'm depressed maybe I get another date with
Mingo screw it I'll look for it I'll look for animated I mean it wasn't with
Papa why but I mean we still get her so how does this even work so I think
that's something um you know what maybe I'll come back to some of these people
later on but right now let's try oh and you and Anne like each other what's
wrong with her profile picture you know thing according to studies there's a
link between danger or romantic attraction go skydiving on your first
date I'm good Johnny arrives at the pointy ghost Rock
Beach it's suddenly very very cold
what is this now I'm dating a ghost can't I date anything corporal for this
whole frickin date besides a cow hey dude over here what's up are you
Johnny my linger date the names and I'm totally stoked to have you here
zoinks a ghost oh hey what a radical board hi I see you were glowing oh shut
it you're glowing or radical because what I mean glowy I mean like like
wonderful skin but you know what we got to go with the waves man come on
totally radical dude hey dude what a radical board booyah love a duplicate
tastes my pores really roughed up though what a radiant Sun huh he's just like
it's like it's just like just look at those tubular waves makes you want to
dip in the ocean and be long beyond oh you know what I'm saying
dah dah dah alright you were looking at me all funny and stuff let's get out of
the way first I'm a ghost not right so like just don't go like freaking out too
much dude but your insides been run dude run never judge anyone based on their
looks I always say exactly awesome you were staying god I love how totally cool
headed you are oh come to a pointy ghost Rock bitch dude people say it's haunted
boo you have like zero idea how hard it is to pass a cellphone and get a date
totally rich with a cross around your neck be gone you can possess stuff oh I
know what you mean what does he mean by that
umm for that there you go whoa for realsies that's awesome it's just you
just take the phone right and then just then you just swam and like match you
get paired with some doofus some minger hahahaha like I kind of feel you just
get me you know I so totally feel where you're totally gonna get along tell me
like something about you dude key touch stuff can you fly wanna feel
my face hips how can you touch stuff can you fly uh
well sorta no come on man I want to know about you can co strips strip I'm
looking for a friend can you tell my grandma don't wanna be a doctor want to
feel my pics freaking idiot Johnny mysteriously blacked out you know
I kind of she said she wanted to know more about me so you know what cut it
that didn't happen let's start over alright we're back how can you touch
stuff I wanna feel my biceps this is a hard one cuz this is both asking about
her not about me no come on man I want to know about you
uh-huh she didn't like that point you tell my grandma I don't want to be a
doctor thought that thought is this a day like some sideshow for you dude
because I'm hella pissed right now sir my lady it's not every day I meet such a
radiant woman sorry I just really want to get to know you how about this oh
don't say that doofus it's all good so are we gonna do something fun today
I'm open to anything you want want to hit our kids so just stay and chat until
Sun Goes Down how about this well what do you mean like being each other oh ho
let's see where this takes us first even I'm just not that desperate but I guess
I am limited places I can't go I just like just want to have fun today it's
been so long since I've hung out with someone to my last date was pretty fly
for a blind Gail she was always trippin oh my god we got along so totally well
she even invited me to her crib to go go on too bad she got run over by a car
totally uncool like it was my only friend and who knows how long yo dude
are you gonna like get run over and just leave me all alone to only get run over
by your love babe if I do die I'll look I
for you sugar blossom because just break something snow biggie this times three
and and then we can like totally be together forever how sweet are the hold
on to you on that promise let's go on this show on the road Johnny
P is back see boy got it damn Oh getting freaky
with the ghost know what I mean crazy I haven't have enough stars for the next
thing I do thirty spawn Wow am I gonna have to come back into all DC I'm gonna
have to grind off cam cuz I need to get I need to get Nicole's mamma jelly O's
again the milkshake girl pop wise that's one two three four and that should be
enough to give me a five star what is this a year thirty eighteen I'm looking
for a big fairy toking are you him hashtag big oh god damn it
alright guys tomorrow this should be finished so you better be ready for that
for more stuff coming up and yeah guys thanks for tuning in make sure you
comment like it's some ascribe dude it and uh let's hope this one's not
freaking weird but you know she looks like she get keke rule so much about
free you know wait did I just reject her oh okay
we're good alright see you guys
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