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Things That Were Normal 100 Years Ago That Are Strange Now - Duration: 5:51.
Technology - and American cultural norms - have changed at such a blindingly fast pace that
we sometimes forget just how weird the world used to be.
Things that were once commonplace seem strange today, although it's probably also true that
humans who live 100 years in the future will think the things we do are pretty strange
too.
Sadly, we don't have any way to actually show a 22nd-century person a YouTube video of someone
eating a Tide Pod.
But we can at least enjoy our own bemusement at the strange and bizarre habits of our recent
ancestors.
Homes for disobedient wives and other crazy people
America mostly stopped putting people into insane asylums around the same time poor families
quit sticking little kids into orphanages, so hooray for progress.
According to the American Psychological Association, though, In the early 20th century mentally
ill people - or, you know, women who thought maybe their husbands didn't know everything
- were sent to the insane asylum.
There, they got to live out the remainder of their days in deplorable conditions because
it was way easier than divorce.
Not everyone who went to an insane asylum was a woman whose husband couldn't be bothered
to divorce her.
Some genuinely mentally ill people were placed there, too, but the places were really more
like holes to die in than places where the mentally ill could be helped with their condition.
Happily, that started to change with the advent of psychotherapy and with the general realization
that it's just not nice to put people in insane asylums.
When ugly was illegal
No, it's not the plot of a post-apocalyptic young adult novel.
One hundred years ago, in many big cities across the United States, it was actually
illegal to be ugly.
"Hahahaha.
Oh, wait.
You're serious."
According to the Chicago Tribune, in 1881, Alderman James Peevey decided he'd had enough
of people he deemed unsightly, so he introduced an ordinance to ban people who were "diseased,
maimed, mutilated, or in any way deformed, so as to be an unsightly or disgusting object"
from the streets of Chicago.
After World War I, when veterans returned home with missing limbs and other disfiguring
battle scars, public opinion towards the disabled started to change.
But ugly laws remained on the books and their enforcement continued up until the 1950s.
Chicago's ugly law wasn't officially dropped until 1974.
Trick or turkey
Before there was Halloween there was Thanksgiving.
No, really.
People used to dress up in costumes, run around the city streets asking for candy, go to extravagant
parties... on Thanksgiving.
According to NPR, an 1897 LA Times article claimed that Thanksgiving was "the busiest
time of the year for manufacturers of and dealers in masks and false faces."
But the rambunctious, candy-hungry kids bothered a lot of people.
New York's school superintendent even complained that the tradition seemed designed to mostly
just "annoy adults" and was incompatible with "modernity."
Kids really didn't want to give up the whole candy-getting thing, though, and by the 1930s
the practice of going door to door in search of treats became a Halloween tradition, although
it was mostly an organized event meant to curtail vandalism and violence - hence the
expression "trick or treat."
When cigarettes cured asthma
You think your doctor's giving you iffy medical advice?
Well, chew on this: 100 years ago it was not only common for doctors to dismiss the risks
of smoking, but sometimes they would also appear in tobacco advertising saying things
like, cigarettes provide "temporary relief of paroxysms of asthma."
"Yes, according to this repeated nationwide survey, more doctors smoke Camels than any
other cigarette."
The reason cigarette companies did this is pretty insidious - by the early 20th century,
most people were kind of catching on to the whole cigarettes-might-be-bad-for-you thing,
which is what consumers will naturally do when they notice that a product seems to be
associated with people dying.
What's even sadder, of course, is that those doctor-endorsed cigarette ads persisted well
into the '60s, when the surgeon general finally said, "Hey, guess what, smoking actually IS
bad for you."
Well, duh.
"100,000 doctors have quit smoking cigarettes.
You can too."
Professional waker-uppers
Before alarm clocks were invented, people still had to get up in the morning.
Some people practiced the art of "over-drinking," or drinking so much water before bed that
you'd wake up early because you had to pee.
Ingenious, really.
There were also other more precise methods of making sure you got up in the morning.
According to the BBC, in the U.K. and Ireland there was actually a profession called "knocker
upper."
Yeah, yeah - we know what you're thinking.
"You're gross."
A knocker upper was actually a person who went around the neighborhood with a long stick
tapping on people's windows, and then presumably had to duck to avoid all the bricks being
thrown by people who just wanted ten more minutes.
Oddly the practice didn't completely die out until the 1970s, probably because a tap on
the window was really a much nicer way to wake up than that awful shriek from your alarm
clock.
Early 20th-century PowerPoint
Somewhere between cavemen staring at their reflections in a puddle and millenials gazing
unblinking into their smartphones was the "magic lantern show," an early form of screen
entertainment that preceded the movie theater by a couple hundred years.
The technology was simple - an artist would paint an image on a piece of glass, and then
the image would be projected onto a screen, much like a PowerPoint presentation - except
it was meant to not actually put entire audiences to sleep.
Unsurprisingly, as movies got more popular, magic lantern shows got less popular, until
one day people finally said to themselves, "Why am I falling asleep in these lame magic
lantern theaters when I can fall asleep in a movie theater instead?"
And then magic lantern shows went the way of the Palm Pilot, leaving us all to hope
that PowerPoint presentations will one day follow.
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Talking To Trump Is Like Talking To Toddler, Says Parent Of School Shooting Victim - Duration: 4:02.
On Thursday of this past week, Donald Trump went to Texas and met with parents of the
victims and those affected by the recent shooting in that state.
And after the meeting, which the press was not allowed to attend, several of the parents
who were present there spoke to the media about what took place in that meeting.
And they all basically gave the same responses: Donald Trump doesn't quite understand what's
going on.
In fact, one parent actually said, quote, "It was like talking to a toddler."
That was how this mother, who just lost her child in this shooting, described talking
to the President of the United States.
Why?
Because during the whole meeting, according to those in attendance ... People who just
buried their children ... Trump only wanted to talk about arming teachers.
And when they didn't want to talk about arming teachers ... One of them suggested retired
military staff in the school ... Trump responded with "With guns on them?"
Because that's all he wants.
That's the only solution that this man-child toddler sees is more guns in the schools.
More guns has never solved the problem of gun violence.
That is why in states where there's more gun ownership there is more gun violence.
In countries where there's more guns, like the United States, we have higher rates of
mass shootings and murders compared to countries that have tougher gun laws and fewer overall
guns.
There is a direct correlation and every single study that looks at this proves it.
There is a direct correlation between the number of guns in an area and the amount of
gun violence.
It's not hard to understand.
But I guess it is for idiot Conservatives like Donald Trump, who want to bury their
head in the sand and pretend that it doesn't exist.
But Donald Trump, throughout that entire meeting yesterday, the parents said he referred to
the shooter as just wacky, and he was wearing a wacky trench coat.
He wanted to insult the kid rather than console the parents.
Before he even went there, before he's getting on Air Force One, he gives a little quick
one-on-one with a reporter there.
He says, "We're going to have some fun today," as he's headed off to meet grieving parents
who just buried their kids.
"We're going to have some fun today."
I lose words frequently when I talk about things like this because I don't know what
else to say.
I don't know what to do about this moron psychopath that we have sitting in the White House, and
sometimes it's hard to describe the feelings that you get, the amount of disgust that you
feel for such a human being, but that's what happens to me right now with Donald Trump.
My wife, who is a teacher, on Thursday of this week ... The same day that Trump met
with these parents ... Had to go through an active shooter drill at her school.
It's the first time they've done it.
They were actually the first school in their county to go ahead and do this.
It is terrifying.
You know what they tell teachers?
When there is a lockdown, when there is an active shooter, you have to close your door,
and you have to get your kids to safety.
But if there's any kids in the hallway, and they come knocking on your door for you to
let them in so they can escape, they're not allowed to let them in.
They have to leave those kids in that hallway to be gunned down.
That's something, I think, a lot of people in this country need to understand.
These active shooter drills, they're not just teaching teachers how to protect students.
They're also instructing them that sometimes you've got to let a few of them go.
We shouldn't be living in a country like this, but we are, and it's because, 100%, of Conservatives.
This is their fault.
They're the ones blocking any kind of meaningful reform.
They're the ones who have the blood on their hands today, and every time there is another
mass shooting.
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South Carolina Politician Doesn't Apologize for Blackface, Just Loves 'Cool Runnings' - Duration: 1:57.
For Complex News, I'm Hanuman Welch
It's 2018, and racism is still very much alive and well.
Even though it should be widely understood blackface is something no one should ever,
ever, ever do, a photo of South Carolinan Kershaw County Council candidate and lawyer
Brant Tomlinson in blackface is making the rounds.
The prolifically shared photo of the aspiring politician was taken during his junior year
of college, at a 2008 Halloween party, the holiday people most often use to make caricatures
of people of color.
Tomlinson and three others went with the Jamaican bobsled team from Cool Runnings.
The horrifying history of blackface in this country is well known, but Tomlinson claims
he had no ill intentions and opted not to delete the post during an earlier self-evaluation.
Telling the State,
QUOTE: "I think that's one thing wrong with politicians:
They try to hide everything they do.
I never in a million years really thought that would get a negative connotation on it.
I was asked recently, did I think it was funny, doing this?
And I looked back, and I didn't.
We didn't do that to try to make fun of anyone or try to hurt anyone or to put out
a negative connotation about how we feel about anyone.
We did it strictly for this Halloween party."
He's claiming the circulation of this photo is a smear campaign by one of his opponents,
and if that's the case it's certainly working.
Tomlinson shared a statement that doesn't even offer an apology for his actions.
Here's part of Tomlinons's statement
QUOTE: "One of my opponents has apparently paid an
antagonist to distribute a photograph in an effort to misrepresent my reputation.
If it is the photo that has been shown to me, it was taken during my junior year in
college in 2008 at a Halloween party where we were dressed as the Jamaican Bobsled Team
from the popular movie and one of my all-time favorite movies - Cool Runnings.
It is unfortunate that local candidates have now resorted to the same type of toxic smear
campaigns that have infected the political discourse at state and national level."
Got it so it's fake news, you're not a racist, and your favorite movies is Cool Runnings,
got it.
That's all for now for everything else subscribe to Complex on YouTube, for Complex News, I'm
hanuman welch.
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Rush Limbaugh Says This - Duration: 16:02.
Rush Limbaugh Says This THING Proves The FBI Tried To Frame Trump
Spygate is a quickly growing scandal that proves every Trump supporters worst fears.
Conservatives who warned of a Deep State coup against the President believe the FBI and
Obama administration colluded to sabotage Trump.
Now Rush Limbaugh says this is the smoking gun that proves the FBI tried to frame Trump.
The FBI claims the investigation into the Trump campaign and Russia – codenamed "Crossfire
Hurricane" – began after the Australian government informed the FBI of a months-old
conversation between one of their former diplomats and Trump foreign policy aide George Papadopoulos.
Papadopoulos allegedly told the diplomat that was he approached by a mysterious professor
who informed him that Russia had Hillary Clinton emails.
The professor was Joseph Mifsud and the plea agreement Papadopoulos reached with special
counsel Robert Mueller claimed Papadopoulos knew Mifsud was known to have connections
to Russian intelligence.
But this fact – and the substance of his conversation with Papadopoulos – is now
in dispute.
In an interview with Real Clear Investigations, authors Stephan Roh and Thierry Pastor, who
wrote the book "The Faking of Russia-gate: The Papadopoulos Case, an Investigative Analysis,"
explained who Joseph Mifsud really was:
"IN INTERVIEWS WITH REALCLEARINVESTIGATIONS, ROH AND PASTOR SAID MIFSUD IS ANYTHING BUT
A RUSSIAN SPY.
RATHER, HE IS MORE LIKELY A WESTERN INTELLIGENCE ASSET.
PASTOR AND ROH, WHO HIRED MIFSUD AS A BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT CONSULTANT IN 2015, WRITE THAT
FAR FROM BEING A RUSSIAN SPY, MIFSUD "HAD ONLY ONE MASTER: THE WESTERN POLITICAL, DIPLOMATIC
AND INTELLIGENCE WORLD, HIS ONLY HOME, OF WHICH HE IS STILL DEEPLY DEPENDENT."
Mifsud has since disappeared which led to speculation that he either went into hiding
once his ties to the Kremlin became known or that the Russians had him killed.
This is not the case as Roh and Pastor's book has an interview with Mifsud and they
claim he is in hiding in Italy with the help of an Italian intelligence agent.
In addition, as Great American Daily previously reported, Roh and Pastor's book confirms
that Mifsud never told Papadopoulos that the Russians had Clinton emails – only merely
damaging information.
On his Wednesday broadcast, Rush Limbaugh put two and two together and stated that the
whole deal with Papadopoulos was a set-up by the FBI.
Limbaugh stated:
"NOW, YOU IN THIS AUDIENCE KNOW THAT PAPADOPOULOS DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ON HIS OWN.
THE TRUMP DID NOT KNOW THAT THE RUSSIANS HAD HILLARY CLINTON EMAILS.
TO THIS DAY NOBODY KNOWS WHETHER THAT'S TRUE.
AGAIN, A MAN NAMED JOSEPH MIFSUD IN APRIL OF 2016, HE'S AN ASSOCIATE OF THE FBI INFORMANT
STEFAN HALPER.
HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, BY THE WAY…
…THAT'S PAPADOPOULOS.
PAPADOPOULOS DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING UNTIL IT WAS PLANTED!
CERTAINLY, GOWDY KNOWS THAT.
MAYBE HE DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE.
MAYBE THE FBI TOLD HIM THAT THAT STORY ABOUT PAPADOPOULOS AND HALPER IS ALL BS; THAT PAPADOPOULOS
DID KNOW IT INDEPENDENTLY.
BUT THIS IS A KEY ELEMENT OF THIS WHOLE THING THAT IT APPEARS, AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE,
IS BEING IGNORED."
This is what Congress and the media should be investigating.
And the fact-pattern Limbaugh lays out provides a good explanation as to why the Department
of Justice and the FBI have been slow-walking Congresses document requests.
The real scandal here is the conduct of the Obama administration, the FBI, and intelligence
agencies.
They may have manufactured a basis for launching a counterintelligence investigation into the
Trump campaign.
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UPDATES OF CHANNEL CHANGES & IM DOING A DETOX REGIMEN FOR A FEW I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG|MY WEIGHT LOSS - Duration: 5:35.
hey guys I should have said this at the beginning of a video that I had just did
a minute ago but I'm saying this now I used to upload my videos onto my
channel at at least eight 8:30 Eastern Standard Time on my eyes action I have
changed my timing of when I'm going to upload my videos to 2:00 p.m. Eastern
Standard Time because I do look at my analystics every day whether I'm active
formally on my channel because some days I'm not really on social platforms I
might from my cell phone if I see a message that you guys leave a comment
I'll say something to you that way but some time I shut down my social media
life and shut down my laptop in I just look at TV or do things around the house
or take care of errands outside of the house or I do things that are called
life so looking at my analystics 2 p.m. I don't know this is gonna be for one or
two days or months or years but it seems like I'm more active with viewers at
2:00 Eastern Standard Time so I'm gonna change when I upload my videos to 2:00
p.m. Eastern Standard Time that's just something I want to get out of the way
um you might see a few of my videos for this week today is May 28th we I'm in
the bed because I'm doing a regiment it's a detoxing regiment that I'm doing
I don't want to get too far into what I'm doing because I don't know how long
I'm gonna do it and I already have one video floating around of something that
I did and I never even finished it and I get mad at you
- does that do it and I don't want to be labeled as a hypocrite because now I did
it and I didn't follow through with it and also I want to take the stresses off
of myself by just just you know just doing it you know and and I'm getting
the most out of it and not having on my head oh I have to get this video up
because people are going to be to be expecting a daily video on my progress
so yes I will do a progress video that doesn't mean that you will see them for
the whole duration that I'm doing my detox as what I'm gonna call it but when
I finish it if I even finish the whole thing I will have the videos that will
follow so what I'm trying to say is if I finish this detox program or protocol
that I'm going to call it without telling you exactly what it is and how
I'm detoxing and how I'm going about doing the detox because I want to as
father this detox rest my conscious mind I want to be able to do me right now
without only an accountability video to my viewers or my subscribers this is
definitely about me like all my videos are but to also help you along the way
you know by me sharing my content but in this case it's got to be about me all
the way and you guys later after I finish this journey so I need to keep my
mind and my soul free of stress in me having to do
something for someone else and right now let it be about me doing something for
me I did this on my juice fast always
needing to put a video up to let you guys know I had and fell off the wagon
I'm not gonna do this with this detox that I'm doing I'm gonna call this a spa
a spa day or two or three or four or five or six
it's me time I'm going to detoxify my mind my worrying of getting up load up
of my progress to you guys on what I'm currently doing that I'm not really
mentioning too much about and make it about me so with that all be instead
just wanted to update you that there is something behind the scenes that's going
on I'm not gonna get too in-depth with it maybe in a few days if things are
still going in the same direction I will you know update my progress then and
maybe maybe start releasing when I get to the halfway point what day I'm on of
the detox so with that all being said please subscribe to the channel like and
share the video and make it a favorite and I'll see you guys in the next video
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How To Make Yourself Faint | 6 Dizzy-Fying Methods! - Duration: 3:31.
Hello Boys and Girls.
I'm back!
And after a one-month hiatus, I think it's only fair that I teach you kids how to make
yourself faint.
Come one.
Being conscious is overrated.
Especially for you Charlie.
Freak'n Charlie.
"Queries of the Interweb."
How's it going.
My name is Joel and I amusingly answer questions that are searched for every single day on
the Interweb.
I gotta convince you guys to subscribe twice now.
Doing it once isn't enough.
You got to subscribe and hit the notification bell.
But I only upload once every week or so, so you won't be getting notification all the
freak'n time.
So let's talk about how to make yourself faint on purpose.
I just want to absolve myself of any responsibility.
I'm not to blame if you decide to do any of these methods I'm about to show you.
It's on you bra!
Don't actually try these, but if you're going to, I'm not responsible, but don't do it.
All-righty!
How to make yourself faint, method number 1; Dehydration.
I feel like I talk about Dehydration a lot in my videos Dehydration can do a lot of things
to you.
If you really want to mess yourself up, dehydrate.
A second way to make yourself faint on purpose is hyperventilation.
By hyperventilating, you're breathing in and out really fast.
I don't recommend it for a long period of time.
And don't make any eye contact with someone while you're hyperventilating.
They might get the wrong idea.
A third way to make yourself faint is to hold your breath.
You know how you hold your breath for as long as you can and you feel a little dizzy afterwards?
Some people can actually faint from doing that.
So just see how long you can hold your breath and then exhale.
The light-headedness will sink in and you can make yourself faint from that, especially
if you're a week piece of crap like Charlie.
Freak'n Charlie.
A fourth way to make yourself faint is rapid change in positioning.
If you've been sitting down for a long period of time; Hey Guys!
Standing up really quickly after sitting down for a while, that can make you light-headed
and you could possible faint.
When you wake up in the morning; Time to Rise and Shine!
I don't recommend it, but if you're a moron, there's no convincing you not to do it.
A fifth way to make yourself faint is, extreme anxiety or fear.
You every watching those Youtube videos of somebody going up a roller coaster and on
their way down they just faint?
It's 'cause they're scared shit-less.
If you know how to scare yourself shit-less, that could possibly make you faint.
This last method I'm gonna tell you of how to make yourself faint on purpose is, inhaling
a lot of smoke okay.
For the love of God, do not do this on purpose, especially if you're in a burning building.
Cigarette smoke, weed smoke, fire smoke, if you inhale a lot of it, you could possibly
pass out so if you're in a burning building and you don't want to make it out, go ahead
and stand up and inhale all the smoke.
You'll pass out and inevitably burn.
Don't do it!
All right boys and girls, that's my time, or at least all the time I'm willing to give
you.
Subscribe and hit notification bell.
I won't bombard you with 10 notifications every day.
And I'll see you guys in the next horrible video.
Happy Hunting.
Peace!
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Bernie Sanders Demands Wage Hikes, Gets Smacked By His Own Stupidity - Duration: 5:23.
Bernie Sanders Demands Wage Hikes, Gets Smacked By His Own Stupidity.
Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) spoke in California in a bid for radical wage hikes.
He claimed that he cared about the everyman and working class.
Yet viewers were quick to expose his own stupidity on the subject.
Perhaps he's not a friend to the working man as he claims.
Bernie Sanders is a communist.
That's no big secret.
He likes to call himself a "democratic socialist."
That's nice.
You can dress up your label all you want, Bernie, you still want to turn free America
into a dictatorship.
Bernie represents the very worst in liberal politics: big government, massive spending,
and a dead economy.
He only gained steam during the Presidential primaries because he promised free tuition
to college students.
Big surprise those lazy, entitled children suddenly "felt the Bern."
They wouldn't feel the same when they entered the job market and realized over half of their
paychecks would have been taken in taxes.
Guess Bernie forgot to mention that in his rallies.
ns with his toxic, Soviet plans.
He wants to punish wealthy, hard-working Americans with high taxes and regulation.
Business owners will suffer the most, as Bernie's leftist policies make it impossible to turn
a profit.
All those workers he promises to help?
They're not going to be doing so well after they are let go.
That hasn't stopped this "democratic socialist" from traveling all the way to California to
champion massive minimum wage hikes.
Funny how he doesn't push for this in his home state.
These radical policies where the government saddles business with ridiculous demands only
seem to take off in the West Coast.
I guess all the white, super elite, rich folks of Vermont reject them.
Bernie pushed for more government-forced wage hikes at a rally at Disneyland.
He demanded the stage require companies to pay much more to their unskilled, entry-level
workers.
But observers were quick to note Bernie's hypocrisy on the matter.
His wage increase would result in the loss of thousands of jobs.
And recent comments he made all but celebrated the loss of work for numerous working-class
folks.
U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., rallied California's Disneyland Resort workers in Anaheim on Saturday
in support of a state wage-increase measure that some say would cost the state "thousands"
of jobs.
In the same speech, Sanders also praised Disney CEO Bob Iger for canceling ABC's "Roseanne"
after its star's recent Twitter meltdown — even though the sitcom's shutdown reportedly
threw hundreds of crew members out of work.
"While touting himself as a friend of the working man, Bernie has come all this way
to support a measure that will result in thousands of lost jobs for the people of Anaheim,"
Todd Ament, CEO of the Anaheim Chamber of Commerce, said in a written statement.
[Source: Fox News]
Government-forced minimum wage hikes are one of the most obvious voter scams I've ever
seen.
Democrats push it, knowing low-income people will be on board.
Perhaps it will get these con artists more votes during an election.
But they never tell these voters that wage hikes result in lost jobs.
Companies can only pay so much to their employees.
They have to turn a profit to stay in business.
But even a minor increase in wages — when they can't afford it — will force a company
to make serious changes.
Many small businesses can't raise their prices — customers will go somewhere else.
So they have two options: go out of business or lay people off.
Bernie Sanders gets away with pushing this idiotic notion, by attacking big companies
like Disney.
"Obviously Disney has plenty of money to spread around," people like him say.
"Shouldn't they contribute more to the working man?"
Democrats like Bernie hate wealthy business owners.
He doesn't think they deserve their hard-earned success.
In his warped mind, they should pay to support the poor and working class of this country.
That include massive taxes and forced wage increases.
Bernie never mentions how those policies hurt small businesses and ultimately workers.
"Uncle Bernie" also recently praised socialist ABC for canceling Roseanne over a tweet.
Apparently, this senator forgot all the people ABC was firing — including union workers
and laborers.
Oops.
You see, people like Bernie hate the capitalistic roots of our country.
They don't want you to work hard to earn a good living.
Bernie doesn't think you deserve private wealth and success.
He, like all socialists, wants everyone equally poor.
Except for himself, of course.
Compare that to President Donald Trump.
His historic tax cut bill has resulted in increased wages for millions of Americans.
He didn't force companies to do it.
Trump simply slashed taxes, giving companies more money.
Naturally, they used it to reward their staff.
What a surprise!
Companies aren't the greedy, evil institutions Bernie says they are.
Perhaps he'll learn something.
Probably not.
What do you think about this?
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All-Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream Shop NYC || Fork Yeah - Duration: 5:26.
- For years, it was an underground
hardcore pastry technique.
We did it in fine dining restaurants
and just never told anybody.
It definitely doesn't form an ice crystal,
so the ice cream's much creamier,
much richer than regular ice cream.
If you were to melt my ice cream,
it's the same by volume as a liquid
as it is a solid,
so that comes off much richer and cleaner
on your palate,
and it looks really cool.
I mean, it smokes everywhere,
so it's an awesome time.
I really try to be able to educate,
and you know, put on a show
when we see everybody and they come by.
I love that movie "Cocktail"
with Tom Cruise, from the '90s,
so we kind of wanna do that with ice cream,
but you know, with a molecular flair,
so you know, we try to have a lot of fun.
It's a cool experience.
- Wow. Where are all my chocolate heads at?
This is the sundae for you.
Look at all of this chocolate greatness.
Let's get into this.
I am so stoked.
Yo, this is hands down
the best chocolate ice cream I've ever had.
It's almost like a mousse.
It is so smooth.
I actually normally hate chocolate ice cream,
I have to admit,
and real deal, this is the best.
I am really blown away.
Let's get a little of the ice cream on there.
That's a really good brownie,
and it's very, like, fudge-like.
At least for me,
my aunt made brownies like this,
where it's almost like
biting into a bar of chocolate,
but just, like, baked.
It's really good.
I'm just gonna pour some of this
chocolate sauce on top,
get some of these Pop Rocks and whipped cream.
Ooh, that is really good ice cream,
and the Pop Rocks are so poppy.
I've never experienced--
(Pop Rocks crackle)
Can you hear that?
I think the Pop Rocks are
the secret star of this dish.
All this nitrogen makes them, like,
pop even more, and it's like,
it's better than the ones you had as a kid.
There's no flavor to them --
it's just straight popping all the time.
Whoa. This whipped cream is crazy.
Matt was saying that it's from the
chlorophyll extraction that they do. You know,
photosynthesis, we all know,
chlorophyll is one of the steps,
and it's actually what gives this its color,
that great green.
There's no dye, nothing artificial,
just straight basil from the plant.
I almost forgot about the balsamic on here.
Whoa-ho. Get some on that strawberry.
I don't know what to say.
This really is that next level
that Matt was talking about.
He really is like Bill Nye the Ice Cream Guy.
It's totally insane.
Wow. One of the first videos I ever made for Thrillist
was Dragon's Breath,
and I never got to try it,
and this is awesome.
It is not just some stunt.
It is delicious.
I mean,
it just puts a smile on your face.
It's so fun.
You have got to come to Cryo Cream
if you are in New York.
This is hands down the best ice cream
I've ever had in New York,
and if you liked what you saw today,
watch another Thrillist video,
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Raphael Varane still admired by Man Utd boss Jose Mourinho | Transfer News #mufc - Duration: 1:50.
Jose Mourinho lured Rapahel Varane into signing for him once, and it seems he hasn't totally
given up on the idea of doing it again.
The Manchester United boss beat Sir Alex Ferguson to his target when in charge at Real Madrid,
pipping the Scot to the capture of the young centre-back in 2011.
Varane headed to the Bernabeu from Lens thanks to Mourinho's assurances of where he would
come in Real's defensive pecking order.
The France defender's former boss, Jean-Guy Wallemme, told why the player opted against
a move to Old Trafford.
Varane has established not only as a starter but a mainstay of the France team, and one
of the top centre-backs in the world.
And Mourinho is still an admirer.
When asked if he had recent contact from the United boss, Varane said this year: "No,
not directly.
There were contacts, but not directly."
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Trump Announces Plans To Pardon - Duration: 14:10.
Rush Limbaugh Says This THING Proves The FBI Tried To Frame Trump
Spygate is a quickly growing scandal that proves every Trump supporters worst fears.
Conservatives who warned of a Deep State coup against the President believe the FBI and
Obama administration colluded to sabotage Trump.
Now Rush Limbaugh says this is the smoking gun that proves the FBI tried to frame Trump.
The FBI claims the investigation into the Trump campaign and Russia – codenamed "Crossfire
Hurricane" – began after the Australian government informed the FBI of a months-old
conversation between one of their former diplomats and Trump foreign policy aide George Papadopoulos.
Papadopoulos allegedly told the diplomat that was he approached by a mysterious professor
who informed him that Russia had Hillary Clinton emails.
The professor was Joseph Mifsud and the plea agreement Papadopoulos reached with special
counsel Robert Mueller claimed Papadopoulos knew Mifsud was known to have connections
to Russian intelligence.
But this fact – and the substance of his conversation with Papadopoulos – is now
in dispute.
In an interview with Real Clear Investigations, authors Stephan Roh and Thierry Pastor, who
wrote the book "The Faking of Russia-gate: The Papadopoulos Case, an Investigative Analysis,"
explained who Joseph Mifsud really was:
"IN INTERVIEWS WITH REALCLEARINVESTIGATIONS, ROH AND PASTOR SAID MIFSUD IS ANYTHING BUT
A RUSSIAN SPY.
RATHER, HE IS MORE LIKELY A WESTERN INTELLIGENCE ASSET.
PASTOR AND ROH, WHO HIRED MIFSUD AS A BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT CONSULTANT IN 2015, WRITE THAT
FAR FROM BEING A RUSSIAN SPY, MIFSUD "HAD ONLY ONE MASTER: THE WESTERN POLITICAL, DIPLOMATIC
AND INTELLIGENCE WORLD, HIS ONLY HOME, OF WHICH HE IS STILL DEEPLY DEPENDENT."
Mifsud has since disappeared which led to speculation that he either went into hiding
once his ties to the Kremlin became known or that the Russians had him killed.
This is not the case as Roh and Pastor's book has an interview with Mifsud and they
claim he is in hiding in Italy with the help of an Italian intelligence agent.
In addition, as Great American Daily previously reported, Roh and Pastor's book confirms
that Mifsud never told Papadopoulos that the Russians had Clinton emails – only merely
damaging information.
On his Wednesday broadcast, Rush Limbaugh put two and two together and stated that the
whole deal with Papadopoulos was a set-up by the FBI.
Limbaugh stated:
"NOW, YOU IN THIS AUDIENCE KNOW THAT PAPADOPOULOS DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ON HIS OWN.
THE TRUMP DID NOT KNOW THAT THE RUSSIANS HAD HILLARY CLINTON EMAILS.
TO THIS DAY NOBODY KNOWS WHETHER THAT'S TRUE.
AGAIN, A MAN NAMED JOSEPH MIFSUD IN APRIL OF 2016, HE'S AN ASSOCIATE OF THE
FBI INFORMANT STEFAN HALPER.
HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, BY THE WAY…
…THAT'S PAPADOPOULOS.
PAPADOPOULOS DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING UNTIL IT WAS PLANTED!
CERTAINLY, GOWDY KNOWS THAT.
MAYBE HE DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE.
MAYBE THE FBI TOLD HIM THAT THAT STORY ABOUT PAPADOPOULOS AND HALPER IS ALL BS; THAT PAPADOPOULOS
DID KNOW IT INDEPENDENTLY.
BUT THIS IS A KEY ELEMENT OF THIS WHOLE THING THAT IT APPEARS, AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE,
IS BEING IGNORED."
This is what Congress and the media should be investigating.
And the fact-pattern Limbaugh lays out provides a good explanation as to why the Department
of Justice and the FBI have been slow-walking Congresses document
requests.
The real scandal here is the conduct of the Obama administration, the FBI, and intelligence
agencies.
They may have manufactured a basis for launching a counterintelligence investigation into the
Trump campaign.
We will keep you up to date on any new developments in this story.
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Valerie Jarrett is Now Using Roseanne's Tweet to Her Advantage - Duration: 3:17.
Valerie Jarrett is Now Using Roseanne's Tweet to Her Advantage.
Democrats never let a "scandal" go to waste.
Whether it be a school shooting or a "mean" tweet, the Democrats cash in whenever and
wherever they can.
That's precisely what former top Obama aide Valerie Jarrett is doing, now that she's
"healed" from Roseanne's tweet.
She's cashing in on the former "Roseanne" stars tweet in order to drum up votes.
From Fox News
Valerie Jarrett's "teaching moment" is now apparently also a political-organizing
moment on behalf of her former boss – framed in a call for civility.
Just days ago, Jarrett — a former senior adviser to President Barack Obama — was
suddenly and unceremoniously pulled into the media's glare because of a racist tweet
aimed at her by now-fired ABC sitcom star Roseanne Barr.
Rather than respond to Barr in kind, Jarrett took the high road.
"I think we have to turn it into a teaching moment," Jarrett said in a television interview,
regarding Barr's tweet.
"I'm fine.
I'm worried about all the people out there who don't have a circle of friends and followers
who come right to their defense."
Barr apologized for the tweet, and has since seen her rebooted "Roseanne" comedy series
canceled and perhaps become a permanent Hollywood pariah.
Jarrett, on the other hand, apparently saw a political opportunity.
How can we cultivate civility in our government and in our society at large?
Read this special note to OFA supporters from @ValerieJarrett and find out where we can
start:
Her name now appears at the bottom of a please-pledge-to-vote email distributed by Organizing for Action,
Obama's nonprofit political organization.
"There are days when we're reminded so clearly that we have not yet reached our destination,
and that is why we have to work every day to treat our fellow citizens with dignity
and civility," Jarrett's email says, without mentioning Barr.
The message quickly pivots to politics.
"The culture that we're creating and the interactions we have with our fellow citizens
each day," Jarrett writes, "are influenced by those who we elect to represent us.
"The culture that we're creating and the interactions we have with our fellow citizens
each day are influenced by those who we elect to represent us."
– Valerie Jarrett, in email for Organizing for Action
"When we elect people that continually demean others [Jarrett's italics] — those of
another race, or religion, or gender, or identity, or sexual orientation — and reach for an
America in the past instead of one in the future, the results hurt us all," she writes.
Again, Jarrett does not mention any names.
At the end of the email comes the so-called "Big Ask."
"Say you'll vote in 2018," Jarrett writes.
At the bottom of the message there's an "I will vote" click box.
When it's clicked on, it leads to a page that requests the reader's email address
and ZIP code, implying future messages from Organizing for Action.
"Commit to vote, right now," the sign-up box says.
What commitments might be requested later are not mentioned.
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11 Subtle Signs You Might Have A Learning Disability As An Adult - Duration: 4:58.
11 Subtle Signs You Might Have A Learning Disability As An Adult
1.
You Often Feel A Little Lost It can be incredibly frustrating when your
accomplishments don't match up with what you feel capable of doing.
"Many people with learning disabilities have great talents but the talents are often never
used because they give up, feeling lost," Chandler says.
2.
It's Hard For You To Keep A Job
If you're struggling with an underlying learning disability, it can make simple things — like
getting through the work day — feel extra difficult.
"At work, the undiagnosed adult may be regarded as the employee who just can't get things
together," Chandler says.
"They may have experienced job terminations and have been told they seem so bright, but
they just have difficulty getting things done."
3.
You Have Trouble Connecting With People Sometimes Yes, you're an incredibly likable person with
good intentions.
But, thanks to your disability, others just can't see it.
"[Your] disability may cause [you] to forget, argue, postpone, procrastinate, get angry,
and not follow through," Chandler says.
And, even though it's not your fault, others may not find these traits very likable.
4.
You Have A Short Attention Span
One of the biggest signs of a learning disability is a short attention span, which is often
a sign of ADHD.
It can affect you at work, where you might struggle with the issues I just mentioned
above.
But the lack of focus can also make you seem a bit despondent, and that can derail your
relationships.
5.
Many Of Your Relationships Are Tumultuous
Whether it's with friends, family, or significant others, you seem to have a pattern going where
you just can't hold down a healthy relationship.
And that's an incredibly common issue among people with learning disabilities.
As Chandler says, "If the disability is not diagnosed and understood, family members can
believe the person with the disability is choosing his or her behaviors.
Failed marriages are a common result."
6.
You Get Angry & Don't Know Why When dealing with a frustrating issue like
a learning disability, you might feel annoyed and impatient throughout the day.
And this, among other things, can cause you to lash out in anger.
"Anger may be part of the behaviors seen in adults with learning disabilities," says Chandler.
"They may experience less inhibition and may get angry quicker than others."
7.
You've Struggled With Low
Self-Esteem, Anxiety, Or Depression Or hey, maybe you've had all three.
"Typically, adults with learning disabilities ... have secondary psychological problems,
such as poor self-esteem, anxiety, and/or depression," says Chandler.
This could be due, in part, to the embarrassment and frustration you feel from your slue of
failed relationships and jobs, as well as the sense you're not living up to your potential.
8.
You've Been Turning To Drugs Or Alcohol If you're turning to drugs as a coping mechanism,
take note.
"Someone who struggles with a learning disability has often been blamed for family chaos, and
has been the scapegoat at work and home," Chandler says.
"Year after year, the negativity they have experienced pulls down their self-esteem.
The cycle they have been trapped in may cause the person to use alcohol or drugs for relief."
9.
You've Always Been "Bad" At Reading Or "Bad" At Math
With learning disabilities such as dyslexia, which can affect reading and writing, or dyscalculia,
which can affect your ability to do math, you might be convinced you're stupid.
But that is not the case.
"It is important to recognize that learning disabilities have nothing to do with intelligence,"
clinical psychologist Dr. Mayra Mendez, PhD, tells Bustle.
"A person struggling with learning differences may score extremely well on an IQ test, but
still have trouble working with number sequences, spelling accurately, and comprehending reading
passages."
10.
You Have A Hard Time With Directions
Are you always getting lost?
Do you struggle with differentiating between left and right?
As clinical psychologist and radio host Dr. Joshua Klapow says, "You get directions or
instructions wrong, even when you are sure you understand them."
And that can be a sign of a disability, such as ADHD.
11.
You Get Overwhelmed Easily
Since things don't come easily to you (like being able to maintain attention) you often
feel overwhelmed.
As Klapow tells me, this can be especially noticeable in loud, busy, or distracting situations.
You also likely feel overwhelmed when being given instructions, which instantly sound
"too long," causing you to glaze over and forget.
Sound familiar?
Then it might mean you have a learning disability as an adult.
If you think this may be the case, definitely reach out to a psychologist.
They can tell you what's up, and help you learn some ways to better cope.
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CDD Fees - What You Need To Know About CDD Fees in Florida - Duration: 10:44.
Hi everyone. This is Lance Mohr your Tampa Bay Realtor in this video I want
to talk about CDD fees. What are CDD fees? What do you need to know about them?
What don't you need to know about them? CDD fees are probably the most
misunderstood and probably complicated type of fees in real estate
they're very confusing for a lot of people not just home buyers but real
winners as well so if you're looking at buying a home in its within thirty years
of age so if it's a newer home you really need to watch this video and know
what's CDD fees are know how they work and understand the whole process of it
and that's what I'm going to talk about in this video
all right so I've been meaning to do this video for quite a while now cddp is
simply an acronym for Community Development District and they get a
really bad rap a lot of people don't understand them and I get a lot of calls
from buyers and they they'll say I don't want to be in an area where there's CDD
fees I don't want that so you know what I want to do is I want to explain how
they work and what they're for so let's start off and go over building
home when a developer goes out there and they develop the land they're going to
have to put in the streets the sidewalks the curbs the gutters they're gonna have
to move water around and put in retention ponds and actually put in
drainage system so they drain between retention ponds so there's no flooding
and the different retention ponds are gonna have to do a whole bunch of stuff
you'll put in the utilities just a whole bunch of stuff out there now they could
go get a loan and do that or they could get a bond so what what a bond is it you
don't just pay for everything so what happens if they get a loan they're gonna
they're gonna pass everything on to the to the builders and of course it's going
to be higher a higher amount of money for the land then the builders are going
to simply pass that cost on to the buyer but if they get a bond what they're
doing is they're taking out a bond then usually the bond is for 30 years and
they're passing that on to the on to the builders now the the builders will pass
the bond on to the buyers so generally the bigger homes in the larger loss will
be a little higher in CDD fees than the smaller lot so let's say you go out to
develop in and there's 50-foot blocks and 60-foot Lots that the builders
selling well the bond is going to be higher on the 50 foot or the 60 foot bot
than it will be in the 50 foot so you need to understand that now in the CDD
fee you have the bond that's one portion of the cddp the other portion is
the maintenance because these grounds have to be maintained remember two years
ago you probably never heard of a CDD fee and any time you went into subdivision
there was a golfcourse subdivision the HOAs they were always a lot higher and
the reason is is because the maintenance if you're in the community that has a
lot of amenities that has a lot of and not just amenities but let's say let's
say it has a lot of walkways maybe boardwalks it might have a lot of trees
a lot of retention ponds a lot of open land that's going to be a lot more
expensive and it's gonna have to be maintained so let's say for an example
you have a CDD fee and it's $1,600 a year now first off the
CDD fee is in the property tax bill please remember this this is very very
confusing for a lot of people because they think it's outside no it's in your
property tax bill if you go onto the website of the appraiser of the County
Tax Collector you're gonna see it's gonna be in there and it's going to say
something like calm death so just know and understand that the other thing I
want to tell you is CDD fees are collecting in October up front so if you close a
home say we're in May right now the builders gonna have to prorate until
the day of closing because it's good it's paid up front unlike that rest of
the taxes are all paid in the rear so just understand that but let's say your
CDD fee is $1,600 a year and you have a CDD fee $1,600 so let's say $800 of it would
be the bond and that's for 30 years it's the bond this for 30 years not
necessarily the CDD fee so your bond is for 30 years and it's $800 and
then you have your maintenance and the maintenance is $800 a year so that's
$1,600 then over here you have your homeowners association and what's say
your homeowners association is $700 and it's a really big community
and there's a lot of amenities in the community all right that's sort of
normal but let's say you you go out you're talking to a builder you're
talking to your realtor you're looking to buy and whether it's a pre-owned home
or a new home and let's say the the CDD feeis $1,600 in the HOA fee is $80 a
year and there's a lot of amenities in there so there's the pool, the tennis
courts, playgrounds, etc well you know you can't sustain that at $80 a year for all
the homeowners so what a lot of the a lot of the developers did is they took
they took the part of the HOA and they put it in the CDD fee so now you're
gonna have the bond the maintenance in part of the homeowners association I
don't know why they do that and they do it on some but not other ones so it's
important when you're looking at the CDD fee to always ask and get some
information on the HOA see what the HOA is so example there's subdivisions out
there where the CDD is twenty one hundred dollars a year in a golf course
community with the golf course, the Country Club, the lazy river pool, six
Lane Olympic pool, tennis courts, playgrounds, basketball courts, volleyball
courts, etc and the homeowners association is $80 a year well you know
that's not the case you know it's in the CDD fees so if you're looking at buying
a brand-new home try to get this information from the Builder rep if
you're buying a pre-owned home you could go in and I'm just gonna give you an
example in Hillsborough County you go to Hills tax org you look up the property
you click on the one on the bill so you pick whatever bill you want learn we're
in 2018 so let's say you look at the 2017 bill and you see on there and pull
it up it comes up in a PDF just go down to work says Com Dev it
will have the phone number and what the what the tax is you could call that
phone number and get more information on the CDD fee so you know what's in there
how it works when the bond expires if you're building a new home you're going
to need to ask the sales rep now a lot of sales reps may not know this so you
might want to give them a couple days give them time to find out because they
most people don't ask them these questions but it's really good to know
how CDD fees work and you know what you're into how long's the bond now I
say this because when you go to smaller communities example a builder is built
about building homes and there's maybe 70 homes or maybe there's a hundred and
eighty homes the developer probably didn't take out a bond you know they're
probably not going to have the CDD fee so you're gonna have in the homeowners
association assuming it's going to be in the homeowners association you're going
to have the maintenance of the grounds in that homeowners association so you
just need to ask the questions generally almost specifically out here in the
Tampa Bay area when it's a big development several hundred homes or
certainly thousand homes there's pretty much always going to be a cddb so at the
end of the day whether you have a CDD fee or whether you don't have a CDD fee you're
paying one way or another example my CDD fee in the home I women now give you an
example this is it was um the home was built in 2004 the developer took out the
CDD in 1998 it was a 20-year bond back then now a lot of them are 30-year bonds
so mine expires in 2018 and it's a 20-year bond and my CDD fees are my
bond is I call them up is about $600 a year my CDD fee is $1,100 a year but
the bonds about 600 a year so if they didn't have a CDD fee
then the $12,000 different $600 times 20 years would be just added into the price
so you're gonna pay coming or going so don't let the CDDfees confuse
you if you have any questions ask the Builder rep go on to the wherever you're
at whether you're in Pinellas, Pasco, Hiilsborough or wherever you're at and
pull up the tax record look on the tax bill I should say the tax bill look on
there and call the phone number that's it if you have any questions about
buying a home in the Tampa Bay area don't hesitate to give me a call I would
love to talk to you I would love to help you
I hope these videos are helpful and I wish you the best of luck whether you're
buying home or whether you're selling home have a great day
you.
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The Thousand Faces Of Dunjia 2017 720p BluRay - Duration: 1:52:51.
The first study of Qimen and Dunjia
was found in the annals of unofficial Chinese history.
It's a very ancient text, so it's impossible
to determine which parts of it may be true.
Nowadays, 'Qimen'
is taken to mean 'time' and 'coordinates.'
It's used to boost luck and avoid misfortune.
Whereas 'Dunjia,'
as far as I can tell,
is hidden inside an orb device called Qimen.
It contains the limitless power of the universe.
Even if separated by a great distance,
these two natural opposites are infinitely linked.
They form a causal circle.
We members of the Wuyin Clan must spare no effort
to locate the Dunjia device.
The enemies from beyond the sky must be beaten.
Peace and order must be restored to the earth.
KAIFENG POLICE DETECTIVE BUREAU
Place your bets!
He can lift it.
Or he can't.
I bet he can't!
He's not that strong! It's ridiculous!
Keep your hands away!
CHAPTER 1: NO TRUTH ON EARTH
Sir...
This is the new constable.
He's just reported for duty.
His name's Dao Yichang.
Show us your strength!
He's a tough one.
He'll cramp our style if he's in here.
Sketch some fake wanted posters
and send him out to look for the crims.
If he doesn't catch 'em, he can't come back.
Good plan!
How much did you lose?
I wasn't playing...
He's here to make trouble.
We won big today!
Lucky that I just managed
to fix that chain under the stone.
If I hadn't, we'd have lost big time.
Don't mention it, take these.
We can't use these the same way anymore.
See you later.
Okay, see you at the Three Lives Pavilion!
I'll heat up the wine and wait for you there.
WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY TSUI HARK
THE THOUSAND FACES OF DUNJIA
DIRECTED BY YUEN WO PING
Come on, look at these sketches.
3 iron coins, sir.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Boss".
Take a look at these sketches.
Seen any of these people?
This one?
Take a look.
He's hopeless!
You must be the stupid new constable.
You take these sketches seriously?
You haven't even looked at them!
You don't look great at all.
If you were in this rogues' gallery,
you'd be the first one I'd arrest!
You're not thinking straight!
At sixes and sevens!
Can't you see these are random sketches?
Take this one...
Isn't it that black dog?
And this one...
Isn't it him?
The silly kid?
Your spit...
...is getting into the bean curd.
Disgusting! Who'll eat that?
You want it if it's free?
Sure!
He's on the list!
Make Way!
Innkeeper!
I want your biggest room!
The biggest and cheapest one!
Is there even such a deal?
We have house rules...
No pets allowed in the inn.
"No pets allowed in the inn"?
That's six words!
But there are eight written there! You cheat!
We're all educated people.
Why would we cheat anyone?
Look.
"Pets are not allowed."
"And especially not fish!"
Eight words, right?
Go someplace else! Get out!
You're throwing me out?
Since you don't allow pets...
Fine! I'll just eat mine!
Is that okay?
Splendid! Splendid!
For the first time I'll get to see a guest eat their pet.
Go right ahead, show me!
You're forcing me!
Really forcing me!
Okay, I'll eat it!
I'm eating it!
Give me a room!
I'm not your pet!
I'm eating it!
Give me one now!
Don't make any trouble!
Give me a room!
Give it to me!
I want my room!
Damn fish, don't move!
Hey, Auntie.
Thanks for your assistance.
However,
whether he's a man or a fish...
If he did something illegal,
he must be arrested.
That's absurd!
How can you arrest it?
Stop!
Is that a fish?
Could be a red carp, a green carp, or a donkey...
Forget everything!
A carp!
THREE LIVES PAVILION
Two days from now I'll leave for Hangzhou.
Please tell your Mama-San...
I want you to come with me.
All right?
Okay.
Sir...
Will you come again tonight?
Why are you hiding?
I'm not!
I was passing the toilet so I took a leak!
Lies! Don't run!
Why would I lie about taking a leak?
You're a Taoist monk!
You again?
Why are you stalking me?
Stalking you? Who do you think you are?
A girl!
Excuse me!
We haven't met, right?
Of course not!
But you've come on to me!
Stop playing tricks.
You...
I'm a constable, working on a case.
And you're a very skillful woman!
Don't try to flatter me.
Aren't you hereto catch that fish?
Where is it?
It's gone upstairs.
I was just chasing it, but you got in my way!
Shit! Jiaojiao must be in danger!
Jiaojiao, are you all right?
So you're a regular here.
Jiaojiao!
You left this morning and you're back already!
May we expect you this evening too?
Have you seen anything strange?
Aren't you something strange?
Popping in and out all day?
You think we're at a loose end here?
Who's Jiaojiao?
Oh, so it's you!
When did you change your name, Nose Hair?
Nose Hair?
A threesome? That'll cost extra.
Extra?
We've never talked about money, have we?
So you're also a regular here.
If I weren't, she wouldn't survive.
She has a huge appetite, wants everything,
doesn't listen, and doesn't mind who's paying.
Don't try to fool me.
Or I let him see how ugly you really are!
Ugly?
Ask her where the fish is.
She has nothing to do with the fish!
Really? Then why are you here?
Jiaojiao!
Don't panic! I'm here!
Why so heavy?
Where's the fish?
What damn fish?
Jiaojiao!
Save her first! The fish comes second!
Speak up!
She's almost dead!
How can you let her die?
Nose Hair, why are you pretending to faint?
Why are you howling?
I thought you were broken-hearted just now?
Officer Dao...
If you don't pull me up now,
you won't be able to see me later tonight!
I dare not come here again!
You look so very different...
...with and without make-up.
I'm finished!
Mirror! Mirror!
That face of mine!
It'll take ages to get it back!
Where did this painting come from?
Why haven't I seen it before?
Isn't it 'Upstream at Qingming Festival'?
What's wrong with it?
Speak up!
I'll tell you, I'll tell you!
The fish brought it here.
Told us to keep it for a few days.
Someone's supposed to come for it!
Who?
Someone important...
That's all I know!
I really don't know anything!
What do you want?
Fine...
Then I'll take the painting with me.
No,no,no!
If you take it, I'm done for!
I'll bring it back in two hours.
Okay then, take it.
Just two hours, okay?
What's the problem?
The police should impound the evidence.
It's a trifle.
He's awake.
Boss".
Have you seen the people in these sketches?
Sir.
You've asked me that already.
Yes, I think you're right...
Did I just fall asleep?
Sir...
You dozed off here while on duty,
but you forgot already?
Can you even remember your own name?
You...
Thank you for your business!
As you requested, 200 sesame-seed buns.
I didn't order those!
You're forgetting again?
Are you serious?
Everyone here heard you order them.
You...
That'll be 35 copper coins.
That's outrageous!
You showed up early with your sketches.
Then you nodded off and slept until sunset.
I ask you to pay for the 200 buns you ordered...
This new guy is so gullible.
What's wrong with you constables these days?
Your memory is like a sieve!
How can you crack any cases?
CHAPTER 2: THE WUYIN CLAN IN PERIL
We of the Wuyin Clan
Study Yin and Yang,
the heavens and the earth,
to protect mankind
while leaving no trace behind.
This painting 'Upstream at Qingming Festival'
is based on the actual topography of Kaifeng, the capital.
But the two huts by the river don't exist in reality.
The left side of the painting is missing.
There should be more of it.
Who told you to make so many copies?
You said eleven, didn't you?
Just one, just one.
"Just one," not "eleven"?
He's looking at the fish again.
You've fallen into someone's trap.
Brother...
Something's wrong.
It's a trap.
The creatures who want to crush Wuyin are back!
That fish wanted you to catch it.
But Why?
They want to track us to our secret base.
I've never come across such a strong aura.
The creatures that sent the fish are very strong.
They can now sense
where it's being held.
Such a coincidence!
Our earthquake sensor is showing a reading.
They're moving fast!
It's them?
We thought the fire in the sky two days ago
might have been related to the creatures.
But we didn't expect them to be faster than us.
We haven't yet located them,
but they've already found us.
We have one hour to move our base.
And Big Brother?
He's already on his way to Luoyang.
We need to find a way to defeat these strong enemies.
Although we're already following the Qimen coordinates
to find the powerful Dunjia device,
it still requires great powers
to activate the device in the first place.
So our late leader ordered Second Brother
to continue his search for the right person
who will find the Dunjia device and open it.
However,
There's no news from him yet.
It seems that the Wuyin Clan is no match for these creatures.
So...
We need to find the Great Fortune-teller, the master of weaponry.
In a Luoyang teahouse, he bought a box
inscribed with the names of weapons.
It was the divine instrument of legend...
...the Destroyer of Worlds.
It might help us fight our enemies here.
This secret must remain secure,
so we must use some codes.
Pangolin, Ghost, Goldfinger.
Head for the North-east area.
We will store our clan treasures temporarily
at the Tengshe
and Taiyin coordinates.
Far Sight, Sharp Ears.
Keep our communications private.
Thunderbolt, Lightning Bolt and myself...
The fish stays here.
We need to divert their attention.
Sun is the mark, moon is the sign.
Cloud begets wind, thunder begets lightning.
This code is for Second Brother?
Right.
If he can find our new leader,
he'll know where we are when he returns.
JINGSHI HALL
THE WORLD'S FOREMOST CLINIC
The coordinate above Zhifu and below Jingmen...
This is it.
CHAPTER 3: QIMEN IN SEARCH OF DUNJIA
CHANG-AN CITY
Jingshi Hall is the foremost clinic in Chang-an.
Come back when you have enough money.
Next!
If my calculations are correct...
...it's here!
ENTRANCE EXAM REGISTRATION
Look! A blind man has come to apply!
Hey, blind man...
Are you here for the exam?
Don't waste time looking around.
Pay first, chop chop!
Quick! Over here!
What are you doing?
You really can't see, can you?
Excuse me...
Is this the exam place?
What do you think?
Why else are you here?
I've come to study medicine.
But you're blind as a bat!
How can you study medicine?
That's what they all say.
But so what?
No harm in trying, is there?
Try what? You know what we test?
It's just a test, right?
By the way...
I'm familiar with the 'Materia Medicum,'
'Principles and Species of Roots and Herbs,'
'The Theory of Meridians and Channels,'
'The Emperor's Internal Medicine,'
'The Emperor's Surgery,' 'Four Medical Tantras,'
'On Typhoid Fever,'
'The Miscellany of Medical Knowledge,'
'Spleen and Stomach Studies,'
'Priceless Prescriptions,'
and the 'Peace and Tranquillity' canon.
I've memorized them all.
And I've recently written four books
on medical sciences.
I'm now working on making pills from medicinal soups.
In that case, brother, what is your name?
My goodness!
I say, Director...
You're accepting blind pupils?
If you believe all he says
you're just as blind as he is!
Principal...
Look at his name!
See?
Zhuge Qing?
He's a Zhuge!
Right!
Everyone in Chang-an knows
that the Zhuge family is our sworn enemy.
They're known for sending people to our clinic
to steal our knowledge.
Now that this Zhuge has arrived here
it calls for stalling tactics.
I'll keep him here.
You find a way to deal with him.
It's impossible!
How could they send a blind man here?
Principal...
It doesn't matter if they sent him or not.
We just need them to know
that no Zhuge can escape our operations!
Move!
Kneel!
What operations?
Please explain.
Or maybe I can give you advice.
Good. Those standing beside you
are the senior doctors
specializing in limb and organ transplants.
We're assembling a human from the parts of others
to see what might result.
That's a pointless exercise!
I know a lot about that.
Look".
I've made this case study.
It's upside-down!
The woman you see here
didn't have the strength to truss a chicken
After I operated on her,
she could not only do housework with one hand
but also lift ten men with the other!
And look at this man...
That's a drawing, it proves nothing!
The man has four legs!
Does he even look human?
You're having us on!
And these guys look like senior doctors?
He's not blind!
Take off his dark glasses!
Let's continue this.
Stick to the point.
Can you really transform people like that?
I've never failed.
Ask a teacher to volunteer. I'll show you.
And if you fail?
If I fail, bury him
and call the police to arrest me.
Do you know why this place
is named Jingshi Hall?
They say...
It's because your clinic
has many patients with weird illnesses.
If you can cure just one of them,
I'll take you on as a student.
You'll be officially enrolled
That's wonderful, Principal!
That's more than reasonable!
But if you should fail,
I will experiment the transplant on you!
Please give me a patient.
Choose one yourself.
Where's the room with patients?
Are we there yet?
He can't see a thing!
How can he choose a patient?
Mind the wall!
Which room do you want to go into?
Straight ahead.
Mind the steps on your way down.
We're here.
Out of the way!
Here, take the key.
Go on in.
Poor guy.
Why did he choose that room?
Nobody who's gone in there
has ever come out alive!
Nobody has ever seen her as a patient.
Even the maids won't go in there.
Who are you looking for?
There's no one else here,
so I must be looking for you.
Why?
There's nothing here for you.
Sit wherever you like.
Did you come here yourself?
Or did someone send you here?
Who are you?
I'm a doctor.
I'm here to treat you.
You don't look sick at all.
You're so hungry!
I can smell the taste of food
Then I think I've probably found the right person.
Who are you looking for?
Someone very important.
That can't be me.
I'll know once you've eaten this.
If you're really the one,
I'll get you out of here.
Here...
And here's some pickled chili.
My name is Zhuge.
What about you, what's your name?
What should I call you?
Whatever you like.
I have no name
and no family.
I see that on your arm
you have a little red circle.
So I'll call you Circle.
"Circle"?
Is that a name?
It is now.
Circle...
So cute.
Take your time.
I can tell you're not sick at all.
I'll take you out once you've finished eating.
Really?
For sure.
KAIFENG CITY
Look at this calligraphy piece.
Why are there so many earthworms?
Oh no!
No,no,no!
Look, the Temple of Ancestors!
Their target is the temple, not us!
Damn them, they've hurt so many people!
I think they're looking for something underground.
Let's get down there before they do.
There's someone buried here, come and help!
Xiao Han!
Over here!
Quick! Look at this!
Can you see someone over there?
There!
Brother Xiang!
We need to check if anyone's there.
Yeah.
You go in first to check.
I'll send people to back you up in a bit.
Anyone in there?
Brother...
You think there's any good stuff down there?
He's a very serious kid.
Let him go alone.
Anyone there?
He's the constable who ate 200 buns!
Let him be.
Anyone there?
What's this?
Qibu, do you know?
SHOW up!
It's an attack formation!
Who were these people?
The chain bears the mark of the Wuyin clan.
So you think those were members of our clan?
The unusual movement of the iron ball
must be related to the earthquake.
The creature trapped inside the ball
must have sensed something.
After all these years
it's still strong enough to survive captivity.
This guy fell and landed here.
Leave him, let's deal with the ball first.
Should we knock him out?
What?
No need, we'll deal with his memories later.
Who on earth are you people?
It's coming!
The aura is palpable!
Is that it?
It's come to release the creature inside the ball!
We can't let it get out alive!
There's water down there!
Make Way!
You and I have to become one body
Become one body?
So will your body be discarded?
Or will it be mine?
You know how many people I've killed?
Many more than these few here.
To handle this scum,
I am all that's needed.
They are so naive.
They'll fight each other even for small benefits.
I pretended to be imprisoned in the ball
just so they'd start killing each other.
So you're saying...
I wasted my time rescuing you!
My immense powers
are not limited to my body.
They're also in the Destroyer of Worlds!
Follow me!
KAIFENG POLICE DETECTIVE BUREAU
Brother...
We're hiding right beside the police headquarters.
The creatures wouldn't expect that, right?
Who knows?
Those creatures could be hiding everywhere.
Are you sure they're not in the police station?
You're right.
Sister is here! Let's go.
Someone's injured!
It's him!
He's still bleeding.
Use the wound medicine.
We ran into one of the creatures.
He was trying to save us.
He's badly injured.
Third Sister...
Second Brother is back.
Let him take care of this.
I'm back!
You're back!
Wait a moment.
What's up here?
You're injured?
Who is he?
He's in the worst shape, treat him first.
Have you found our new leader?
Yes.
Where is he?
There.
Have you forgotten the Three Nevers and Four Don'ts?
<i>What Three Nevers and Four Don's'?</i>
The Three Nevers: Never be clingy,
Never be talkative, Never lose your temper.
<i>The Four Dorks...</i>
The Four Don'ts are: Don't show off,
Don't forget to take your medicine,
Don't betray confidences,
Don't...
Don't...
Don't squander money.
Don't squander money.
Is she really our...
Leader?
That's right
She is indeed our new...
Leaden
Circle.
Say What?
Circle.
What?
Let me tell you...
I have more grievances than I can count right now.
You'd better explain everything
before I lose it completely!
Fine.
I'll do my best to explain.
I...
...went into the incurables wing of the clinic.
And scary things began to happen.
Don't touch me!
Why are we hugging each other?
Circle.
It's like this, actually...
No one has ever hugged me before.
I like it.
Can we keep doing it?
Circle!
You were sent out to find our new leader.
And what have you come back with?
She's one of those creatures!
Zhuge, you've made a big mistake!
Okay, okay.
Let's take a look.
Circle!
Here.
That really is the mark of the leader.
I'm the one you're looking for, aren't I?
Right.
How did you get that mark?
I don't know.
Why were you at Jingshi Hall?
I don't know!
I've asked her all of this already.
She can't remember anything.
Who are your family?
Where are they?
He's my family!
Feels so good.
This 'Circle' here
is pretending to be stupid, hiding her identity.
She clings to us as if we're connected.
I think it's inappropriate.
Inappropriate!
Inappropriate!
Very inappropriate!
What about him?
He's badly injured.
Are we just going to ditch him here?
Return him to the police station.
But he's badly hurt, and he even saved us!
An occupational injury!
Send him back to the police station
and he can convalesce on full pay!
And this stupid girl from nowhere...
She can go back where she came from.
Circle has the mark of the leader on her.
It's quite a different situation.
She's not 'from nowhere.'
Zhuge has his reasons.
And it's chaos out there!
She's just a girl, where can she go?
I'm not going anywhere!
All right, you can stay.
But...
Tie her up!
You know, Third Sister
seems to ignore trifling matters in normal times.
But she's actually very careful about the details.
In fact...
I don't think Circle is pretending to be stupid.
I think she just really is stupid.
Maybe...
...she really is our new leader.
But maybe Second Brother brought her here
just to make us feel better?
That wouldn't be such a bad thing, either.
It's like the sun shines in here
while rain pours down outside.
No arm and no leg? What kind of constable are you?
Go back home!
Get out!
Go!
How can we take care of him?
The Wuyin Clan has its secrets.
I know our house rules
Bring him along.
Let him go when he's recovered.
No worries.
I've already erased his memory.
I understand.
If it weren't for him,
we wouldn't be standing face-to-face now.
Dragonfly...
I have a gift for you.
Today is your birthday.
Another dragonfly hairpin?
My name may be Dragonfly,
but you don't have to give me one every year.
Aren't you a fortune teller?
Can't you tell what I really want?
There's nothing under heaven that I can't foretell.
But when it comes to us...
I've never dared try to see what's coming.
What if it's something bad?
Then let's let nature take its course.
As you know, our house rules state
that if fellow disciples fall in love,
they must be punished.
So this hairpin demands a slap.
Sister...
Feel free.
All right.
Now it's my turn.
Why?
You showed emotion.
You blushed when I gave you the gift.
By our house rules,
you're in line for punishment too.
Okay, I admit it!
Go ahead! As hard as you like.
Speaking of house rules...
You and that woman 'Circle'
are hugging each other all the time.
So she should also be punished.
That's a matter for further investigation.
Fine!
Then let's find Big Brother right away.
He'll confirm if she's our new leader or not.
THREE LIVES PAVILION
Burn my heart
Let the fire burn my heart
This burning fire
is singing for our true love
Brother Zhuge!
New clothes?
Another threesome?
What tickles your fancy this time?
You're so intimate with him.
You clearly know her well!
Are you kidding?
You think I'm so easy?
You have any idea what she really looks like?
You think I could get off with her?
Why do all the women here have bruised eyes?
Blood on their lips too!
Were they hurt?
What are you talking about?
Wearing makeup is not getting hurt!
Why do they paint their faces like that?
To make men like them!
Big Brother says
he'll use her to speak to us.
That's Big Brother's voice!
Mankind doesn't know this,
but alien creatures are among us.
They don't usually trouble us,
but lately something has changed.
Something ordered that fish
to pass that painting
to Nose Hair.
The final intended recipient
remains unknown.
The Destroyer of Worlds was found in Luoyang.
Five clan leaders will be needed
in order to activate it.
This is no coincidence.
The painting and the device are connected.
The situation is critical.
We'll need our new leader to deal with it.
We must meet soon to make a plan.
This concludes my message.
Big Brother's message has ended.
It will be erased automatically in three seconds.
Three!
Erased!
Why do you always
channel stuff through her?
Even Big Brother does it!
Leaving us such an important message through her.
Because messages have to be transmitted accurately.
She even gets his facial expressions! She's the best.
ZHENYUAN SECURITY
We're off to Luoyang to find Big Brother.
But this constable has to come too.
And the creature as well!
Isn't that crazy?
What goes in this big box?
For safety's sake,
you'll have to hide inside it while we're on the road.
What about the others?
Why don't they need to hide?
Why only me?
They have to hit the road.
They don't have your special privileges.
This letter outlines your confidential assignment.
It's from your superior at the police station.
When you get to Luoyang,
you must hand it to someone called 'No Name.'
There's no address provided, you'll figure it out yourself.
When did this happen to me?
How did you people come to know me?
Why didn't my superior
brief me about this in person?
The police station is full of spies,
hence the special arrangement.
There's a police seal on the letter.
See for yourself.
You were injured in the line of duty.
Very meritorious!
This iron crutch
has been supplied to you
along with a couple of other things too.
A good fit!
Don't show off, use the crutch!
Where's my blade?
What are you up to?
Golly!
Where did you get that makeup?
Look at your face!
I found it in the wagon.
Lots of women paint their faces like this, I've seen it.
They say it makes people like them.
What do you think of my injuries?
It's fine.
Not bad.
It's beautiful!
Would you admire me more if there were more blood?
No need, go back inside.
Everyone already admires you so much.
I'm in full agreement with you.
You know what I'm thinking?
I'm hoping she isn't the real leader.
If she is, we're done for.
DRAGON GATE CAVE
CHAPTER 4: FIVE CLAN LEADERS, ONE DEVICE
The leaders of the five clans have all come!
You're so punctual.
The greatest marvel of all time,
the legendary Destroyer of Worlds,
is right beside me.
Please show yourselves.
The Tang Clan.
The Diancang Clan.
The Seven-color Hell.
The Kunlun Clan.
The Beggar Gang.
Stop blabbering!
It's just the five of us.
Show us that damn toy!
Let's see if it's fun to play with!
It is rumoured to be a device with limitless power.
Strong enough to overturn the seas
and crush the mountains
We'll see if this is true or not.
But why such a powerful device was sent to me
and who sent it-it's all still a mystery.
So everyone here better be careful with it!
It's empty!
So it's merely a rumor!
It has been in your care.
Weren't you aware that someone switched it?
This is an omnipotent device.
It must contain some hidden mystery.
Great Fortune-teller,
allow me to see.
Let me try with our Tang Clan's Star Codes!
Let him do it.
So this is the Destroyer of Worlds?
Vapourizing to an orb when the destroyer device is sought.
It's one of our Diancang codes.
So the orb is just one part of the device.
Allow me.
"Dark clouds presage rain,
and the door to hell opens"!
Lord of Hell,
May I also take a look?
"Eight arms molding the heavens,"
"the dragon swells the sea."
Kunlun Clan's Fiery Palm!
Strange.
So the five clan leaders' powers need to be combined
in order to activate the device?
Correct!
So each of us has some connection with it,
except for the leader of the Diancang Clan.
He hasn't done anything!
We from the Diancang Clan have the codes for this device.
So only we could make use of it.
Give it to me!
Wait!
For a long time now, I have sensed
that your aura is the same as that of the fish.
So you and the fish are traps!
Who sent you here?
And for what purpose?
You are not the Great Fortune-teller!
You're from the Wuyin Clan!
You're right!
He's too dignified for the likes of you.
So I'm meeting you in his stead.
The Wuyin Clan style!
Zhifu!
Tengshe!
Taiyin!
Liuhe! Gouchen!
The sky above, the earth below!
You are not the leader of the Diancang Clan.
You are an alien creature!
Where is the clan leader?
I've already eliminated him!
Can't you see?
As for how they join us...
These are the men I enslaved.
To help them attain the highest level of martial skills,
I have fed them strange flowers
and essence of toad!
Their skills are now great.
But from here on out, they must obey my command
with every move they make!
Eight-armed Ape!
Who are you?
So this was your plan all along.
To make the clan leaders your slaves!
Eight-armed Ape!
Use your Eight-armed palm power
to slay Great Fortune-teller!
Lord of Hell!
Soul-sapping Palm!
Unguided Flying Rings!
Fiery Palm!
That Destroyer of Worlds...
I made it to serve my plans.
Give me back the orb!
A new power has joined the Wuyin Clan.
It might help them open the Dunjia device.
You fear that my power is not mighty enough.
So you want to use this device
to fight the Wuyin Clan.
So what?
I won't give it to you!
I can send these clan leaders
to locate this new source of power
and finish off the Wuyin Clan!
White Tiger!
Red Eye!
The sandstorm is getting worse!
It's impossible to know our direction!
What shall we do?
Keep going!
Legend has it,
there's a ship in this desert that can shelter us from the storm!
What place is that?
The Nether Mansion!
Where is it?
Follow me!
THE NETHER MANSION
This is the Nether Mansion of legend.
What's in there?
I dunno,
but it's been derelict for years.
We can't go on under this weather.
Let's take shelter here!
Let's go!
Stay wary.
The creatures could attack any time.
This place...
It must've been home to a great clan once.
Circle...
Just now Big Ox dropped you hard.
Are you hurt?
No,no,no.
We haven't hugged for ages!
Let's hug later, I brought some food for you.
I can smell it!
Tell me...
Why do they keep talking
about finding a "leader"
and about the "Big Brother of the Wuyin Clan"?
Who are they talking about?
How do you know all that?
I'm telling you...
I can hear everything they say about me behind my back.
Absurd!
Dragging someone so useless along for the ride.
I'm leaving her behind tomorrow!
Then we can race into Luoyang on horseback!
Talking about me?
You're thinking too much.
Can you help me out
by listening to what Dragonfly and Dao are saying?
I'm going to Luoyang on a secret mission.
What about you?
Are you going
just to protect that girl called 'Circle'?
Are you taking her somewhere special?
If only it were that easy!
We're destined to be stuck with her.
Thank you.
You've never spoken ill of me.
And you always stand up for me.
If you weren't here,
they'd probably treat me worse
than those people at Jingshi Hall did.
No way.
You are the kindest man in the world!
Without you,
I wouldn't know how to handle all this.
All right.
So how many slaps does that warrant?
Circle, I have to explain.
We don't know how they began,
but the Wuyin Clan follows certain house rules.
We cannot-
I know!
Anyone who develops feelings for someone gets slapped.
I've heard it all.
Brother Zhuge!
I'd even give up my life for you.
A slap here or there is nothing.
Slap me as hard as you can.
That will tell me how fond you are of me.
Circle...
Come on, ten slaps at least.
Good!
Ten!
Right now!
Come on!
Come on!
If you don't do it,
it'll mean you have feelings for her too.
Then you'd have to slap him ten times too!
Brother Zhuge...
I don't mind going first.
How many slaps do you want?
The more the better, right?
Fine.
You've caught on fast to our house rules.
Twenty, then.
Okay, Sixty-nine slaps!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Come on, harder!
Five!
Harder!
Six!
Seven!
Go on!
Eight!
Nine!
I ask the world, "What is love?"
I wish someone would slap me
with such enthusiasm.
You know,
we brothers are more than willing
to make your wish come true.
For sure!
Masters, with your remarkable inner skills,
one blow from you would finish me off.
How about this?
If my martial skills improve in time,
I'll ask you to challenge me.
Challenge me...
Let me take a look.
Wait for me here.
Whatever you do, don't move.
So there are alien creatures hiding here after all!
We barely made it out alive at the Temple last time!
Strong aura of the aliens. Stay wary.
This thing came from the chest that Circle hid in!
Is this our leader?
Will it eat us?
Hard to say.
Your hand!
Circle...
It's me!
Dragonfly!
Circle...
It's me!
Circle...
Are you all right?
Dragonfly!
It's all right now, Circle.
What happened?
Let's get going-
LUOYANG CITY
Just look at me.
How can I go on being a constable?
Even if I went home,
that wouldn't work either.
Isn't going home
a good thing?
I'd make my folks lose face.
I don't know how that feels.
I don't have family.
If I left these people,
I'd have to go back to Jingshi Hall.
You plan to leave?
I don't want to bring Zhuge more trouble.
FIRST CHOICE RESIDENCE
There are too many people out there, all gossiping.
Better stay here. Don't go outside.
I'll bring you a meal.
We've made it to Luoyang, so I'm leaving you guys.
I have my duties.
I'm off to look for that 'No Name.'
I see.
Take care.
I want to say goodbye to Circle too!
Sure.
Constable Dao...
Luoyang is a big city, so finding someone isn't easy.
We'll stay here for two days.
Come back if you need us.
Go on in.
Okay.
In Jingshi Hall,
whenever I felt bored
during the winters,
I'd make flowers bloom.
When I did that at the Nether Mansion,
I heard you cry out.
It was as if you were in great pain.
Why was that?
It's really weird.
It's like my bones
were bursting out from my wounds.
Let me see your wounds.
Boss.
What can I get you?
Two bowls of roast goose and rice, to go.
You got it. Xiao Er, two roast goose rice.
Whaddaya think?
Those five clan leaders are all important guys.
But they fought tooth and nail
over that Destroyer of Worlds device.
Then it turns out it's just some stupid box they were fighting over.
And no one knows where they've gone!
Haven't you heard? The Destroyer of Worlds isn't real.
Some book writer made up the whole thing
just to sell more of his books!
Don't believe a word of it.
Circle!
Are you okay?
Circle!
Circle!
Doing this for me will hurt yourself!
Stop!
Stop!
Circle!
Circle!
Circle!
I hope, from now on,
none of you will find me frightening.
I am not your leader.
Don't waste time on me.
Your head is bleeding. You'll survive this.
This won't last long.
Circle!
How can you say something like that!
You can't die, don't scare me!
I'm resting, not dying!
A rest...
Yes, take a rest...
That'll be twenty coins.
Just take the dishes and go!
I don't want you in my sight here!
It's been quite a while since I slapped you.
And my hand is getting itchy.
That constable of yours
went to say goodbye to Circle,
and he hasn't been seen since then.
I'm worried for our leader's safety.
What are you implying?
"Constable of mine"?
Didn't you tell me
if not for him you wouldn't have been able to see me again?
Why are you being so nasty now?
Nasty?
Like the things you said behind Circle's back?
She found them nasty too.
She eavesdropped on me?
She doesn't need to.
If she wants to hear, she can always listen.
Really?
Back there, she almost killed us all,
and still you're defending her?
Defending her?
I almost died twice!
What do you think it was all for?
I know, but so what?
All I see now is that
You're disgusting!
Remember how in the old days
we were so happy slapping each other?
Now it's become
such a sad thing.
Don't you think so?
Fine!
I will never slap you again.
Whatever.
Anyhow, even if you did,
it wouldn't feel the same as it used to.
Fine.
The new leader can change the house rules.
Big Brother!
That waiter just now!
Circle, what is it?
They're coming!
Take care, everyone!
They're coming!
Zhuge!
Circle!
Zhuge, Circle says
the more powerful ones are yet to come!
Get her out of here now!
All right, Circle...
Dragonfly!
Dragonfly, are you okay?
Dragonfly!
That bastard poisoned me!
They're here for Circle!
Get her out of here!
Move!
Your arm...
What did you say?
How did you...
You go!
No, no!
Dragonfly!
You're injured! Let me!
You can't beat him, protect the others!
Move!
Don't argue!
Move!
Got you!
Let's go together.
Move.
Move!
Quick!
Where's Dao?
It seems he stayed behind.
Move!
You want more?
What's wrong with my leg?
Come on!
No, no, I can't fight like this!
If you want to see Big Brother, follow me!
Forget it.
Get on the wagon!
Move!
Stop! It's enough!
Again?
Serves you right!
It's gone!
Who are you?
You never learn!
Try my Fiery Palm!
CHAPTER 5: EXTINGUISHING WUYIN
Dragonfly...
Do you need to rest up?
I'll live, don't hassle me.
Big Brother!
Since you're here to save us,
why were you in disguise?
I had no choice.
I've been watching you.
Circle is not the new leader of the Wuyin Clan.
Not only is she an alien creature herself,
But she's actually their most powerful tool.
Her specific task is to bring down Wuyin.
So now we should...
WE CAN'T LET HER LIVE
It's my fault, I should do it.
Because it's your fault, I won't let you do it!
You don't trust me?
It's not about trust.
I know you too well.
I'll do it.
You heard what we just said, right?
I didn't want you to be our new leader to start with.
But now I hope that's what you are.
Sister...
I know that bringing me along was very dangerous.
You and Brother Zhuge...
From here on out, you must protect the others.
Protect them well.
Circle...
You don't believe me?
This guy doesn't know our codes.
Who are you?
Zhuge!
Circle, I'll go help him!
The two of you...
Get away quickly!
Another Big Brother!
He has Circle!
Protect the leader and get her out of here.
He can't have come alone.
Get her away quickly!
Lord of Hell!
You've mastered the Wuyin art of disguise.
That's nothing.
What I want is
that little thing's blood.
It will give me much greater powers.
Eight-armed Ape!
How dare you challenge me?
Just like you,
I want that girl's blood.
You want to rule supreme?
You underestimate me!
I did underestimate you!
You're wounded, and your strength is ebbing away!
Eight-armed Ape!
You'll have a sorry death!
Go to hell!
Dragonfly!
Even if I die,
I'll never forget your slaps!
Big Brother's in his grasp too!
Big Brother!
You dirty water monster!
I'll kill you!
Isn't it me you want?
I'm right here!
I'll kill you!
Dragonfly...
You'll always be
the only woman in my heart.
What a pity!
Look at you
Do you know why I can easily defeat you,
the three best fighters of the Wuyin Clan?
It's because I'm the best in the world!
Dragonfly!
Circle!
Circle!
Circle!
Circle!
Circle!
Zhuge...
Leader Huang Chang!
Wuyin was born when the first emperor
used Qimen co-ordinates to fight his foes.
But this enemy tribe is from beyond the sky,
so we used the power of Dunjia to fight them.
After that, though,
we lost the key to access Dunjia.
The aliens launched more ruthless attacks.
The strength of the Wuyin Clan is in decline,
and the aliens have enormous power.
They're capable of resurrection
and can live for centuries.
They've been dormant on our planet,
waiting for us to disappear slowly.
They want to rule earth and change our world.
That's why the Wuyin Clan
must find a way to survive.
We've spent our whole lives searching for Dunjia,
only to find it hidden inside this child.
I will access the aura of Dunjia
and instill her with its vigor.
If she becomes Wuyin Clan's leader,
the world will definitely be safe.
We can borrow her body
to reinstate Dunjia's matchless power.
That mark on her arm...
I made it
so that you would find her and recognize her.
Leaded
Leaded
Circle!
Circle!
Circle!
Brother Zhuge...
We haven't hugged in ages...
Circle!
Circle!
I'm hugging you!
I'm hugging you!
I'm hugging you!
Circle is gone.
Now who can lead us?
She opened up the power of Dunjia
and shared all her power with us.
CIRCLE
The Wuyin Clan has been cornered.
The power Circle gave us
will help us change our fortune.
There's one other thing.
What do we do about him?
If you are willing,
you are welcome to join our clan.
We'll formally initiate you.
No more slapping?
No.
Thank you!
Thank you, brothers!
Welcome to the clan.
Thanks, Second Brother.
Please...
Give me a fierce one!
Sure.
Wow! Way too fierce!
CHAPTER 6: RETURN OF THE DUNJIA
Red Eye!
The Destroyer of Worlds!
Dragonfly, stay clear!
Circle!
It's the 'Upstream at Qingming Festival' again.
You were right.
There was more to this painting.
The original painting is divided into two 'Yin' and 'Yang' parts.
I found the other part
in the artist's studio.
'Downstream at Qingming Festival.'
Let's put the two paintings together.
"Red Eye descends from the skies."
"White Tiger emerges from the land."
"The firmament opens."
"The spiritual lord reappears."
Let's see what else there is.
That glowing red monster in the sky was Red Eye.
Her goal
is to revive their spiritual lord.
Those aliens hiding on earth
want to pass the painting to Red Eye.
If their spiritual lord were to come back
we wouldn't have the power to fight them off.
Leaden
Can you perceive where their spiritual lord is buried?
The painting tells us...
...at Pangu Mausoleum.
Pangu Mausoleum?
Okay, I'll go there right now!
No, Big Brother, you must stay to guard the base here.
As the new leader, I should set an example
and go there myself.
No way!
It's a dangerous journey.
The leader shouldn't go alone.
Of course I won't go alone.
I need your geographical knowledge.
You should accompany me.
One man and one woman, that's not appropriate!
Leader, I'll go too.
That will solve the problem.
That's right! Dragonfly has proved herself on the battlefield.
If you go, I'll feel secure.
And that way Zhuge and I won't need to overstress.
Zhuge and I will stay here.
Sister Dragonfly, please choose some brothers
and lead this difficult expedition.
No!
The others don't have magical abilities.
It'll be too dangerous.
Leaden
I strongly request that I be sent along with Sister Dragonfly.
That way, I can build up my combat skills as I go.
If just the two of you go,
won't it be a little lightweight?
You won't be alert enough.
It's still safer if I go.
Didn't you say you'd protect me?
That's right! We don't need you.
Protect the leader!
You brothers and sisters with magical powers!
Could you please give a little chance
to those of us lesser folks?
This guy here who lost an arm and a leg
picked up magical powers
after the leader healed him!
And Big Brother, Second Brother, and Third Sister, too!
All we're asking for
is one little chance to sustain a serious injury.
Yes, yes, yes!
We can even die!
Stop!
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