Sunday, January 28, 2018

Youtube daily report Jan 29 2018

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FRENCH TITLE: Tais toi! = Shut Up!

Hands up, it's a hold-up!

The money. Hurry!

What's that?

It's Yen, Sir

I don't want Chinese money

Not Chinese, it's Japanese. The exchange rate is very good

I don't care! Euros... French Euros!

We had some, but the Japanese took it all

They robbed you?

No, exchanged their Yen

Shit!

Where can I change your Yen? Can you change it?

I only have Sterling and Canadian Dollars

What the hell is this place?

Exchange bureau, Sir

I thought I was heisting a bank.

You still can, there's one on the corner

A small bank?

Yes, but serious money, BFC

Hands up, this is a hold-up!

He went to the Cineplex!

Sir... please...

Please, sir!

Hi!

I am Quentin, I'm from Montargis

You eating?

No, I'm shitting

Good one.

Butter biscuits?

What do you want?

I'm asking if they're butter biscuits but they're surely butter biscuits.

Always eat on the same side of your jaw?

Gonna bug me for long?

I'm guessing your teeth are rotten on the left, so you eat on your right

I knew a guy, called Michaud

or Michelet, I forget...

Shut your trap, I wanna eat in peace.

Go ahead eat, it doesn't bother me.

That guy, Michaud, Michelet or Mishalou, whatever...

He was like you, left cheek always swollen.

I used say to him,

You look like an ass, with only one buttock.

- Keep it up, I'll crack your head! - Alright!

'Half ass', I used to call him.

He made chomping noises like you, like a steam shovel.

I used to say to him, 'Hey half ass, you eat like a steam shovel'

Him again, the asshole!

I don't understand

We were talking quietly, then he jumped me.

Can't keep him here indefinitely.

I know, but I don't have individual cells

Each time I put him with another prisoner...

There may be a way to get rid of him.

Concentrate. What do you see here?

A stain?

Yes, alright. But, what does this stain remind you of?

Focus well.

A dry cleaner?

Quentin, this is about the stain's shape,

not how to clean it.

Oh, pardon me!

It's a fly, I missed it.

So, the stain?

There's one on your tie too

No, I mean that one!

This one, I could care less, but that one bothers me.

Don't move...

Oh! What a dumbass! Damn!

I got it

I told him 'it's a stain'

Sorry, I can't take him

No, don't say that.

I examined him -- he's not crazy.

He has a small mind, able to totally abstract himself from the present.

Speak clearly, doctor

OK. Clearly, he's incredibly dumb.

Doctor, I must get rid of him. Surely he's better off in an asylum

The asylum's for crazy people, not dumbasses.

If we'd build asylums for idiots,

imagine the size of the buildings.

So?

Had fun today?

Nothing special, just some shopping

He hasn't opened his mouth since he got here, not a word

I don't know the sound of his voice

See, I can do it too

I can shut up for hours, staring at the wall

We've found the body

Keep looking at your wall, while I project a movie for you

A forest, at night.

A plastic bag buried, with a decomposing woman in it.

A beautiful woman who Vogel shot because she slept with you

Do you like it?

Let's go on to the next scene

An armored van hit by a bazooka

Carnage on the road

A guy comes out of nowhere to snatch the robbers' money

This one's good too, right?

Do you still like it?

Now, another scene.

Now we're in Vogel's personal hotel suite

You worked long enough for him

No need to tell you how beautiful and luxurious it is

The only ugly part of the decor, is Vogel.

He's furious, because you hit him where it hurts most.

His wallet...

Ruby, I want Vogel, not you.

Give me Vogel and the money

and I'll get you outta here quick.

Keep looking at your wall,

replaying the scene with the plastic bag in the forest.

If it becomes unbearable, call me.

Hi.

I'm Quentin, I'm from Montargis

Fuck if I care.

You don't wanna talk.

It happens when you're in the hole too long.

How long you been here?

I knew a Martiniquan African from the Antilles.

If he's from the Antilles, he's Antillean, asshole, not African!

No, he's African, named Joseph.

Aren't there Antilleans called Joseph?

Dunno.

Maybe, yeah.

See, now you wanna talk.

What's your name?

Joseph.

Then you're African!

No, Antillean, asshole!

Just like the other Joseph, he's African, Martinian, and Antillean.

You looking for a fight?

No, on the contrary, I like Africans

Pointless to get mad, yell or slap him around

I know him well. He'll just stare at his wall.

He's old school he won't rat.

Oh no!

Not him again!

What's happening?

Quentin He's a disaster. He's so dumb, he always gets into fights

Look at this half-wit. He pissed off 5 prisoners in 2 weeks

Hi.

I'm Quentin, I'm from Montargis

What are you looking at?

Can I look?

I don't see anything

Ah, yes!

That spider?

I tried to train one once. Honestly, I was disappointed.

It wasn't too keen.

I'd give it an order, and it wouldn't listen

Simple stuff, too! Sit, lie down, go back...

Nothing!.. It just stared at me.

Didn't seem to understand.

Maybe I just came across the dumbest spider of them all.

I did it for a month. I didn't push it.

If you like, we can try with this one.

But I'm afraid you'll be disappointed too.

I must say, I really like your hair

and you have eyes like a horse.

Don't take it the wrong way, It's true.

You have eyes like a colt

Very Good!

When I was small I wanted to be a jockey.

But I didn't stay small and couldn't be a jockey.

But, I was a stable boy.

There were horses with beautiful eyes, just like yours.

I loved the stable, it smelled good.

The horses look at you with their big eyes...

...sad eyes.

I'm happy to be in this cell with you.

It's a bit like being in a stable.

That was a thirsty horse.

Wanna hear a horse that wants to go out for a run?

He'll crack for sure.

He sits in his cell.

Silent. No contact with anybody.

Give the order, I'll have him wasted.

How will I get my money?

If I know Ruby, he'll be out soon.

I'll be waiting at the exit.

You alright, Quentin?

Great, Warden.

Getting along with your new cellmate?

Very well

He's real nice, interested in everything.

Doesn't talk much, though.

No... But he listens.

I can tell him anything.

He never says, shut up, or cut the crap.

I can talk all I want. He listens.

He's my friend.

Some bread?

Are you asleep?

I had a dream, I have to tell you

In the dream we got outta here and opened a bistro together.

You know, like one of those bistros near Paris

In Montargis, for example

We called it "Aux dex amis" (The Two Friends)

I served beer, coffee or small drinks

You were at the till chatting to the customers.

I don't usually have such lucid dreams.

I remember it like I was there.

"Aux dex amis"

What have you done?

What have you done? That was really dumb!

What have you done?

Help! Open up!

Open up! Quick!

Open up!

You must eat, Quentin.

You hear? You can't go on like this.

Is he coming back?

He's not coming back. You have the cell to yourself.

I won't put anyone with you for now.

But you must eat, ok?

Where is he?

Where he can treated.

Don't be sad, he's not your friend.

Ruby isn't anyone's friend.

Son of a bitch!

You're a hard man to find!

See?... I did just like you.

As I began to pass out I understood.

This is the real "escape". It's a beauty.

I don't think I ever felt so good

But don't do it again, for the sake of those left behind.

We haven't known each other very long,

but I never really had a friend.

You won't do it again, huh?

You can't leave me alone. I won't leave you either.

You'll always have your buddy by your side.

What are you doing on that bed?

Can't you see you're sitting on someone?

Pardon me.

There... he passed away.

Shit, I killed him!

What's going on?

He sat on the old man.

He's so small, I didn't see him. I killed him.

No, he was a terminal case. You didn't kill anyone.

Unplug him.

I'll tell you how I found you.

You're not gonna sit on him again?!

Oh, he won't mind.

They told me your name is Ruby, from Puteaux.

But he's not, at all, dead.

Well, get up, then!

Ruby of Puteaux and Quentin of Montargis. Sounds good together, no?

What are you doing here? You should be in your bed!

I'm going.

When this bed is free, keep me in mind.

Eat your meat, you need to take care of yourself. Build up your strength.

Eat the meat, I tell you

Ah, Doctor, how are you?

Funny, I was thinking of you just yesterday.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah.

I got ketchup on my sleeve.

Made a hell of a stain.

I thought, too bad you weren't there.

How are you, Ruby?

Still silent?

If you stay silent.

I'll have to stop treatment.

He's fine, if you wanna discharge him.

Listen, Ruby, a suicidal man who refuses to speak,

cannot stay in the hospital.

We transfer him to a psychiatric unit.

I don't talk either. Only to tell you this...

...otherwise I never talk. You should transfer me too.

Be good, Quentin. Let me work

I too, tried to cut my wrist, may I remind you.

Just one word, just one, and I can avoid...

Avoid having to commit you, and all that entails, Ruby

Fine, I'll take care of you.

If you don't bring me with him, I'll crack my head on that wall.

Stop your nonsense, Quentin

Doesn't look too bad. No apparent brain damage.

I don't mean to be nasty, but he hasn't got much to damage.

What medication can we use keep him out of

the record books as the dopiest man alive?

He's coming to.

You alright, Quentin?

My skull hurts.

That happens, especially when we bang our head on the wall.

I can't order my thoughts.

Leave them scattered, no big deal.

Where's my buddy?

Where's my buddy?

You're strapped down because I'm not sure if you're suicidal

or a faker planning to escape.

We'll unstrap you in a few days.

Meanwhile, I'll put you on Aldol.

It's a heavy dose, but that way

there's no question of escape.

Aldol: 5 milligrams.

100,000

100,000 euros if you get me outta here.

You're not the first patient to propose this to me.

I'm the first who stole 20 million.

Check my file. I may not be the craziest,

but I'm the richest.

I'm listening

He asked me to get him out.

When I said I'd tell my superior

he said to contact you for the money.

How much?

100,000 euros.

He said I'd pay 100,000 euros?

Did you guys hear that?

He told this guy I'd pay that much to get him out.

I have to give him 2 shots a day.

He'll become a vegetable.

If that's what you prefer, take me back to my car.

What nerve! Steals 20 million, then wants another 100,000!

He'll give me an answer tomorrow.

I don't like this guy, he gives me the creeps.

Is he your friend?

Not exactly.

Why would he pay 100,000 euros for you, then?

Because he and I have a rendez-vous.

A rendez-vous he can't miss. He'll pay, I guarantee it.

Seen my friend Ruby?

From Puteaux.

Tall, husky, brown hair, big eyes like a horse.

No.

He can't be far, we both went crazy at the same time.

Merrrde! (shit)

What's with him?

Rubyyy!

Merrrde!

Ruby!

Merrrde!

Ruby!

Merrrde!

What's wrong with you, shouting 'merde' like that?

Merrrde!

Merrrde!

Rubyyy!

He agreed.

I'll bring an ambulance on Wednesday.

I'll hide you in the back.

I'll need civilian clothes.

It's taken care of.

Now we go for a walk.

You gotta look nice and dopey, as if you took the medication.

Ruby!

Ruby!

Where you been? I've been looking for 2 days.

Something's wrong. Is he sick?

He's having treatment. Leave him alone.

What "treatment"?

What are you doing to him? He can't even walk!

He's fine. Now, piss off, or I'll return him to his room.

They're transforming him into a vegetable.

I was a psychiatrist back in the day. I dunno how I got here.

I'm not complaining. I'm OK. I have fewer responsibilities.

He's not unhappy. We imagine

vegetables to be unhappy; rather

being a spinach or brussel sprout

it's just a state of mind.

I didn't understand a word.

It's very simple...

Hello, my dear colleague.

How are you, Nosberg

He doesn't look too functional. Did you lobotomize him?

You need to find another friend, Quentin

Call someone on the outside, I'd let them visit, you know.

Do you have family?

You have friends, no?

I had one, but you turned him into a vegetable.

I'm trying to help you, Quentin.

I don't think you know the "real" Ruby. He's a killer.

He has as much sensitivity as this rock.

We'll open a bistro together. We'll call it "Aux deux Amis".

What did you do before going to jail, Quentin?

I robbed.

Besides that.

I went to jail.

You never worked?

No...

Yes, once.

Doing what?

Construction.

Don't you have any friends in construction?

Anyone you'd like to see again. Call them.

You shouldn't be alone, OK?

Henry?

Don't you think you've had enough, Martineau?

L-l-last one for the road.

Hello?

Who?

Hang on.

It's for you.

For me?

Hello.

This is Quentin, Martineau.

Quentin from Montargis.

You still in the can?

Not anymore, I'm in the nut house.

I wouldn't say better.

Like prison, there's both, good and bad.

Say, Martineau...

when I get out, I wanna open a bistro with a friend

and I thought of you.

- Me? - Yeah

We'll eventually need a partner so I told my friend

Martineau knows bistros.

Well, yeah...

Oh, that's my glass!

Hang on, this is important.

Are you serious?

Very!

But you gotta ease up on the drink!

We don't need a silent partner.

Oh, no way.

Tell me Martineau

You still in construction?

We'll cross the garden as usual

towards the parked ambulance.

- He'll be waiting for me. - Eh?

The guy who paid you has surely prepared welcoming committee.

None of my business.

Oh, yes, he'll be waiting for you too.

Me?

To recover the 100,000 euros, then kill you.

Are you trying to be funny?

After you...

I'm out. I'll return the money. I knew this was bullshit.

If I were you, I'd worry about his reaction.

When we're out,

blast the siren,

run every light.

There'll be no problem.

I agreed to get you out, not fight a gang of killers!

Why's the dummy following us?

What's this crap?

We're escaping, buddy!

Escaping!

Merrrde!

You pitiful idiot!

You look good, now. Less like a vegetable.

Hello, yes... Psychiatric Center, we have two escapees.

Oh, shit!

Well ?..

Wait!

They're returning.

The idiot's drunk again!

- What? - The crane driver

I told him, if he helped us he'd get a piece of our bistro.

Psychiatric Center, again...

The two escapees have gone again

Yes, they returned, but they're going again

Martineau!

Where are you going, Martineau? Martineau!

He's just not serious!

What do we do?

I knew he wasn't crazy. Look at the result

With the medication he was on, he'd be incapable of escaping

Better revise your treatment, then.

This wasn't an escape

What was it, then?

Looks to me like an abduction

Quentin threw him, bodily, into the hoist.

Quentin kidnapping Ruby?

Ruby was incapable of setting

one foot before the other.

So, the stupidest guy in the asylum abducted the most dangerous guy?

Isn't that odd?

I've been a psychiatrist for 20 years. So, please...

His jump, half-way down, doesn't surprise you?

It's no surprise that they fucked up my car.

Please, we'll get to you later.

And, I lost a nurse.

What?

The guy watching Ruby disappeared too.

Let me get this straight, we have to find:

a nurse, a crane driver, an idiot and a killer

We got our work cut out, boys!

Are you hurt?

Listen, Montargis!

No, Quentin. Montargis is where I was born.

Cut the crap! I know exactly who you are

You work for the cops.

You freed me so I'd lead you to the loot,

and you're playing dumb to fool me.

Only you overdid it Nobody could be that dumb.

I'm no fool

You're more intelligent than you look.

Me?

Yes, much more!

What is it?

Nothing, it's just...

It's the first time someone called me intelligent.

I know I made mistakes

The crane stunt, it's true, wasn't smooth.

Shut up!

I should a told Martineau not to drink But you can't think of everything.

Nevertheless, we're free. Thanks to me.

I'm really happy you think I'm intelligent.

We're on the lam, broke, in pyjamas and all the cops in France on our tail.

And he thinks he's intelligent?

No, you think I'm intelligent.

You just said so.

What's going on?

I didn't see anything. I won't call the police. I swear

What do you sell here?

Party supplies, novelties, practical jokes.

We need clothes and money!

These are all the clothes I have.

Do you have larger sizes?

You wanna walk around as Zorro, asshole?

Is that all?

I just opened. Business is bad

Don't think of calling the cops.

No! I swear!

<i>Paris 5th District Police</i>

Who are you calling?

My wife.

Is your wife called 5th District Police?

Get in!

I swiped these for my godson in DASS

I was also in DASS. (Child Welfare dept.)

Sounds like the real thing, huh?

A cow.

A cow, farting!

Get out, Montargis!

Quentin

Yes?

Well?...

Well, what?

Did you get him?

No.

Why not? Where is that bastard?

Pardon.

Hello

What's this crap? Where the fuck are you?

Back in the wild, Vogel.

Where are my men?

I left them on the sidewalk, a bit roughed up.

I thought we'd arranged this with your nurse.

I thought I knew your character,

but by killing Sandra, you went beyond what I could imagine.

Give me what you stole, or you'll end up like her.

Don't kid yourself.

You're not the hunter, I'm not your prey.

I'll flush you out and you'll pay.

Contemptible fool, you're alone, the cops are after you.

You haven't got chance!

We had him in the car but the other one jumped us from behind

A gorilla. Incredibly strong.

What's this rot?

Ruby's a lone wolf. He works with nobody.

I dunno, but they left together

With my BMW!

It's got GPS. We'll find it easy.

They're in the countryside.

What?

When I called, they were near a pasture or stable

Lots of cows around.

We found the crane driver in a bistro near the asylum,

totally drunk.

Did he talk?

No he puked.

Hello!

His confession.

Martineau!

I've been a crane driver for 25 years. I never...

Shut up!

Now we're sure that

Quentin is the brains of this operation.

Brains?

Quentin: "brains of the operation".

Now I've heard it all.

They robbed a crack-a-joke shop.

Stole 15 euros and a whoopie cushion.

We split up, here.

What do you mean, "split"?

Thanks for lending me a hand, bye, bon voyage.

We can't leave like this. We're a team, no?

No, we're not a team!

I don't team up anyone, much less a cop.

What cop?

Wanna do me a favour?

Yes, of course.

Then, say, "Yes, I work for Commissioner Vernet of the crime squad"

"Yes, I'm here to recover the 20 million."

Yes, I work for Commissioner Vernet of the crime squad

Yes, I'm here to recover the 20 million.

There, isn't that better?

So, we're a team, now?

Are you taking the piss outta me?

No, why?

Call Vernet, tell him

you have the situation in hand, and the cops should cut you some slack.

I have the situation in hand, and the cops should cut me some slack.

Right.

OK.

Where should I call?

The Crime Squad idiot Are you doing this on our pose?

No, what's the number?

You don't know the Crime Squad's number?!

No, why should I?

You just told me you work for them.

Yeah, you said to do you a favour.

What's wrong?

I don't get...

Don't move!

It's a dislocated shoulder. I had one before

I know how to set it. Sit here. - Beat it!

If you leave it, you'll be totally stiff tomorrow, come.

I know it hurts.

Hold on.

Don't be afraid. I'll be gentle.

Voila.

It's reset.

So?

Who are you, really?

Quentin!

Quentin from Montargis.

You'll have no worries with me. You'll see.

Feeling better?

Fractures are a pain in the ass But, in my opinion, it's nothing.

You a doctor?

No, why?

I wish I was...

Not in Paris, but in a small town, where everyone knows each other.

In Montargis, for example.

I'd treat them for free.

Patient says: "pain in my kidneys, doc" It's appendicitis!

"What do I owe, doc?"

Nothing, it's free.

I'd do a few break-ins, to make ends meet.

Shut up!

OK, OK.

Nice machine!

I swiped this same model once, it was great!

But they nabbed me right away

It has a satellite gizmo

so the guy you stole it from, can locate it.

Ok, ok, I'll shut up.

Why didn't you say so earlier? Dumbass!

Stop shouting, you scared me!

I'm the idiot, I should a thought of it.

No, you're not. You're like me

You can't be always at your best.

They're passing through Nanterre.

They're heading to Boulogne.

Stop here.

They're following us. We can't keep this car.

We gotta go on foot,

in our hospital pyjamas, and I can barely walk.

If you like, I can steal a car and clothes.

No, don't.

Why?

Because I've seen you at work.

I had clothes and an ambulance.

You came along with your dumb crane,

and thanks to you, I dislocated my shoulder and hip.

All we've managed to do is steal a box that goes "moo"!

Oh yeah, where did I put it?

If you take that thing out again!...

Ok

Sorry I screwed up your escape.

I thought I was helping.

They'll wait for night to get us,

and if we're dressed like this...

They're coming!

Let's find another car and clothes.

Leave the key in it, and the doors unlocked.

Someone could steal it.

Yes

Is that you, dear?

No

Don't be afraid, we won't hurt you. Where are your clothes?

Who are you? How did you get in?

Is this yours?

It can't be! Stand up.

What's your size, little fella?

Forget it, give us your car keys.

Ah, Julian Lefebvre! I remember he was a jockey.

It's Julian LeFebvre.

Don't wreck it, I just bought it

Don't worry Mr. Lefebvre! We won't damage it.

I respect men like yourself.

I, myself, was once a stable boy.

- Really? - Yes

I'm Quentin from Montargis.

I don't believe this! Go on, tell him my name, too!

Pardon me.

That's Ruby, from Puteaux.

Oh, fuck!

Furioso!

Tell me it doesn't look like you!

See the eyes?

Like yours.

Who are you talking to, dear?...

Drive!

He was very gentle.

Voila, they swiped the Beemer. Told-ya!

Great!

What do you mean "great"? They probably have no license.

Duck!

Follow them.

We're almost caught up, what do we do?

Good enough.

Stop them, dump the other guy, and bring me Ruby.

At their age, I stole mopeds.

We're minors, we don't give a fuck about cops.

We're not cops, we don't give a fuck about minors.

Don't move.

Let's go.

If I had to compare a Beemer to a Mercedes...

No!

Mercedes rides smoother and BMW is sportier.

I said no!

Hello?

Well?

I'm coming, Vogel,

No need to send another car, this one'll do just fine.

A Beemer is maybe a little nervier.

I'm waiting, asshole! You don't scare me.

Sandra's waiting for you to lay down beside her, I promise.

Four guys with guns

We thought, no problem they're just cops.

They weren't cops.

Then two huge drag queens, took them all down.

Two what? Two enormous drag queens.

They beat up the 4 guys, and split with their car.

I couldn't call earlier, we had a little problem.

Nothing serious.

They swiped the Mercedes, but we retrieved the BMW.

Are you going to keep changing cars, for much longer?

No

We'll catch them in 5 minutes. This time, no problem.

Where were they headed?

L'Alma.

They're coming here.

What do we do?

Get back here before they do.

What are they doing?

Taking a shortcut.

Hello?

Your shortcut's no good.

There's construction on Charles De Gaulle Avenue

They're taking the piss.

They'll get there before us.

Who are you calling?

You've reached the police, don't hang up...

You've reached the police, don't hang up...

After all we did to break him out, you wanna put him back in jail?

Got another way stop them?

Cops!

Maybe not for us.

Turn!

Hey, look what's coming.

Hot damn!

You've been ratted out.

By who?

The idiots are desperate.

Look at those two idiots!

That's us, dumbass!

Shit, I didn't think it was this bad!

Got a smoke?

I don't smoke.

Got some cash to buy a pack, cutie-pie?

No cash, no problem, we take credit cards.

Hand it over.

Don't bug him. I know him, he's very quick to anger.

No kidding?

Hear that? I'm so scared.

What happens if "she" gets angry?

You get bitch slapped, and end up flat on your ass.

I'd like to see that!

See?

I told him.

Fucking shit!

Don't be crude!

Sit down.

So, what happened to you?

Two fags. We asked them for a cigarette.

They knocked us down and swiped our clothes.

These guys?

Yes

I'd really like my clothes back.

No Xavier, I can't tonight.

I can't, I told you, I'm working.

Stop, I'm not seeing anyone, I'm working.

Call you later, kisses!

Hello Jean-Charles, it's Cristine.

I'm all freed up, let's have dinner. See you...

Oh, shit!

Stupid kid!

Oh, thanks. It's my third one stolen, thank you.

If you don't want it stolen, walk along the buildings.

It's Ruby, get me Vogel.

Stick close to the walls, then there's no room, get it?

Hello, Vogel, I was delayed, but don't get impatient, I'm coming.

Shit!

They're blocking off the area. We need to separate.

Why?

They're looking for two men, We're too conspicuous,

So, every man for himself. Good luck.

What should I do?

It's not my problem

I could go back to my adoptive family.

Great.

But they're all dead.

Fucking pain in the ass!

No, I just remembered.

It's just as well, the old man used to hit me, the old lady was drunk all the time.

You got any family?

Go away, I don't want this to end badly!

How can it end badly? You're my buddy.

It always end badly with you. You cling to people...

...and you drive them crazy.

I don't cling to anyone.

Oh, yeah? What are you doing now?

Where are you going without a car?

You want me to steal one? It's my specialty.

No.

Yes! Don't move. You'll see in 10 seconds.

Count to ten.

I don't understand, I unplugged it.

- Damned alarms, always screeching! - Shut up!

That's better! It's so irritating!

I'm going alone. If you follow me again...

I swear, I never had problems with cars, before.

...car problems will be your least worry.

Go, I swear, I won't follow.

But if you're going to kill that guy, that's no good.

I dunno what he did. I'm sure it's serious, but

Don't kill him. It's not good to kill people.

What's your trip?

Mother Teresa of Montargis, or what?

You're not a killer, Ruby.

You're a good person, you shouldn't kill people.

You'll get to heaven ahead of the rest.

Yeah?

I've never seen such a simple mind.*

Good luck, Quentin of Montargis.

Hands up, no funny stuff!

Where's the other guy?

Why did you hit me?

Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

<i>Calling, all mobile units.</i>

Be on the lookout for a police car

Peugeot 806; white.

They're not happy 'cause we swiped their car, but they started it.

If we stay in this piece of crap, we'll be caught in 5 minutes.

That sucks, because it's great for running red lights.

Watch this.

It's so much fun!

Stop!

See that? First time a cop ever waved at me!

Stop right now, moron!

OK, OK, don't be mad, I'll steal another one.

Oh, damn!

Hands up!

I didn't do anything wrong.

It's my car, I lost my keys.

Get out of the car.

Ok, coming. It's tight.

Voila!

Hands on the roof.

It's me, don't be scared.

What the hell is this?

I swiped another one.

Bit of trouble with the cops, but it's OK, they're sleeping, now.

I said, get rid of this cop car. And you bring a second one?!

But it's not the same one.

Oh, this is serious

Let's go

I'm not getting in a cop car... Motherfucking, shit!

OK, OK, don't get mad, it's bad for your health.

Pardon me, sir.

Rue Violette, please?...

What's this, an Opel?

It's German too, but we're moving down in the world.

If they steal one car, it makes us look like idiots, but two?!

they swiped a third.

Are they collecting them, or what?

- An Opel. Not ours. - Alright.

Listen carefully.

Ruby's disabled. The other's been disabled since birth.

If they're still free by morning.

you're all on night patrol in the skids, is that clear?

The bullet's out, I made you a bandage.

This bistro's for sale.

I cased it before I went to jail.

Ideal place, don't you think?

What do you prefer?

Cashier or waiter?

Ok.

Rest, against the wall.

A bistro like this, shouldn't cost much.

What do you think? Twenty thousand? Thirty thousand?

- Quentin! - Maybe less?

I mean, to set it up.

Quentin!

Yes?

I stole 20 million euros from Vogel

- How much? - 20 million.

I've got two things left to do in life:

kill Vogel, and split with the money.

Buying a bistro with you is not in the program.

You got that?

You program is to surrender the cops.

You're not a great criminal, they'll be lenient. Lay it all on me.

I got something to eat I thought you might be hungry.

I got jam.

Oh, shit!

It's laxative jam.

I'll pay for your dream.

I'll put money in an account, when you get out, you'll get your bistro.

I don't want it.

Why?

Because my bistro is called "Aux Deux Amis".

How could you think for a second, I was your friend?

Aren't you my friend?

Don't eat that, you're gonna shit all over the place.

Hide!

What do we do?

She looks just like her.

Who?

'S matter?

Shh, let her sleep!

Do we wait here till morning?

Shut up!

Anyone here?

- Dumbass! - I didn't mean to.

Bullshit!

Who's there?

You're in no danger. I'm injured. Just hiding out till I'm better.

OK, go if you want, but you're in no danger.

Hi! I'm Quentin from Montargis.

Wait!

What a jack ass! - Me?

You scared her, dumbass!

How? I just introduced myself.

She saw a huge idiot, pop out of nowhere.

"Hi! I'm Quentin from Montargis" She got scared!

Sorry, I say that all the time. People react pretty well.

Nobody gives a fuck if you're Quentin, from Montargis!

Not there, go away!

Who does she look like?

Fuck off!

To me she's just a squatter in our bistro,

but to you, she's something else.

She looks like the girl Vogel killed.

You loved her?

If you want, I can go find her.

No point, she's too far now.

Why did Vogel kill her?

Why'd he kill her?

You're pissing me off with your questions!

OK, I'll stop.

You're hurt.

Need anything?

Why did he kill her?

How'd you manage to stay alive, this long?

I didn't know where to go, and it's cold.

Here, take the bench, he can sleep in the hall.

- No! - You scare her!

No, he can sleep here.

You're too kind.

Come on.

Are you asleep?

Are you asleep?

Not now!

I didn't wanna wake you but I don't like all this.

- What? - That girl.

We don't know her.

She just shows up in our place. We're asking to get robbed.

Rob what, your whoopee cushion and cow box?

She doesn't feel right.

She's the type, when two buddies wanna start a business,

a bistro, for instance,

she'd swipe it all*

Sleep!

Mark my words.

You had a nightmare It's nothing, don't be scared.

Scared the hell outta me!

Feel like talking, or should I leave?

Where are you from?

Albania.

You have no papers?

How long have you been squatting here?

Three days.

It's amazing how much you resemble her.

- What? - No, nothing.

Try to sleep.

Not to worry... hah!

Good night.

I dunno why we're panicking. We got dogs and cameras.

Nobody can get in this fucking house.

In the park! There!

No, that's Henry!

I'm gonna be alone again, I can feel it*

To hell with friendship.

I find a friend, then a girl comes along, and goodbye, pal!

How long do you plan on getting on my nerves?

After all, it's better this way.

Yeah, better this way.

She may make you give up your plan.

I won't give up my plan. Not for her, nor you.

Tomorrow, I'll kill Vogel, but now, I'm gonna sleep!

You'll get killed. Just leave with her.

We're five, we're armed to the teeth. Why would he mess with us?

We're talking about Ruby!

He's no superman. He's just a hired gun.

A hired gun who knows how to use it.

Everything OK?

Great.

I hope he comes.

I hope he's crazy enough to come.

Hello, may I talk to Mr. Vogel?

This is Quentin, from Montargis.

I escaped this morning with Ruby.

I'm listening.

Good evening, Mr. Vogel.

I know you're looking for Ruby.

I can tell you where he's hiding.

What do you want from me?

I know he took a lot of money.

I'd like to have a little piece of it.

I'll call you in the morning to set up a meeting.

Good evening, Mr. Vogel. Good night.

Sleep well?

Diabetic biscuits. Taste one, they're not bad!

Where is she?

She'll be back to get her stuff.

What's with you?

I had an idea, last night.

An idea?

When are you going to see Vogel?

Why?

I thought I'd give you a hand.

Oh, no!

Oh, yeah, I have a plan.

What plan?

Never mind, you won't be disappointed.

If you pull another stunt like crane...

No, don't worry!

Oh, I worry, Goddam it!

Thanks to you I have a broken shoulder, hip and a bullet in my back.

What's your next plan? A skull fracture?

Don't worry!

Want some?

What's your name?

Katia.

What are you gonna do now?

Dunno.

You can't squat here forever.

'Course not, we're gonna start construction soon.

If the cops catch me, they'll send me back to Albania.

For me, it's jail.

It's the same.

I gotta go, good luck, Katia!

Take me with you!

- I can't - He can't

Shut up, you!

I won't bother you, I swear!

I have something to do, it might go wrong.

I don't care.

Take me with you!

Hello, Quentin here.

I wanna speak with Mr. Vogel.

Coffee?

So?...

Nothing, yet.

I read an article on big game hunting in Africa.

You know what's the most dangerous animal to hunt?

The Buffalo.

If you don't kill him on the first shot

then he hunts you.

Even mortally wounded, he'll chase you.

He thinks only of killing you.

Put a 24 hour watch on Vogel's house.

It's our best chance of catching Ruby.

Wait here, a sec.

Where are you going?

Four.

So: four by eight...

Where is he?

He went for a spin. Won't be long. Have a seat.

For a spin? You said he was injured.

He won't be long. Sit.

You'd better hope he comes soon.

Stay here.

They'll ask no questions, as long as you pay.

Why are you doing this for me?

I've been running all my life, too.

And you remind me of a woman I knew.

Ok, I gotta go.

- Won't you stay a while? - No...

I wish I could, but I can't.

You'll get through this, I'm sure.

Maybe I shouldn't tell you,

but, your friend made a call last night.

To some guy named Vogel.

My cellphone!

I didn't get all that he said but he talked about money,

and said he'd call this morning to set up a meeting.

Oh, fuck! That was the idiot's plan!

You made us come for nothing. You piece of garbage!

Asshole!

Quentin!

Quentin, can you hear me?

Ruby!

You came.

Was this your plan? To draw them here

so I could get to Vogel?

Yes.

Clever, no?

Yes, very clever.

Here.

It was a formidable plan,

and we'll develop it for her.

Call him.

Hello?

Got him. We're bringing him to you.

Atta boy, see you soon.

Don't...

What?

...kill him.

Don't kill him, Ruby!

It's not nice.

Rest!

It's them!

They're here. Ruby is at Vogel's place.

Wait here. When I'm done, I'll come for you.

Let's go.

So, who's the prey now? Huh?

And who's the hunter?

It's a good day for me, Vogel.

Really?

Watch out, he's armed!

You have five seconds

to tell me where the money is or I'll blow your head off.

One.

Two.

Three.

Shit! I killed him!

Vogel, it's Commissioner Vernet, open up!

Open the door, and come out!

Quentin!

Quentin!

Can you hear me?

I'm not hurt bad.

The house is surrounded, come out with your hands up!

You'll be alright.

Someone's hurt! Hurry!

It's Quentin. He's injured.

I'm not hurt.

They'll take care of you, don't worry.

We won't get our bistro.

Don't say that!

We'll get your bistro. It'll be great, you'll see.

I'll work the till and you'll wait on the customers. Everyone'll say:

"You gotta go to 'Aux Deux Amis', it's a great bistro!"

You're just saying that

because I'm gonna die.

You're not gonna die

You'll serve beer and fries and ham & cheese sandwiches.

No fries, they take too long and smell up the place. No.

Say, you feeling better!

Yeah, we'll be busy enough with toasted sandwiches, hot dogs and...

I say,

you're in bad shape!

He's not too bad.

Oh, come on, I've been shot!

We killed Vogel.

You gotta release us soon 'cause we got stuff to do.

Oh, damn!

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Shut up!

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How to Bake or Broil Kale - Daily U 13 - Duration: 3:10.

Coach Paul here with another awesome episode of the Daily U, another episode involving

some green stuff.

Today I have some Kale that I broiled.

And I'm gonna show you how to do that.

So, watch the video.

But the timing of it, really check what your oven is.

Keep checking on it all the time.

Broil.

I put my broil on low.

I put olive oil on this kale and I put it in for 5 minutes.

Then I flipped it.

Then I put it in for 3 minutes.

Flipped it again, then it was like 1 minute or 45 seconds just to get the last little

bit.

I like the crispness of it.

You can kind of see.

It's nice and crispy.

And it's just an awesome snack.

I put a little bit of salt on there too.

And as you can see, yum.

Crispy, really good.

Some tips make sure you don't have a date right after this.

You can get little kale pieces all in your teeth.

So make sure you check your teeth.

And it's a really good snack and it actually lasts quite a bit.

And you can just snack on it.

And it tastes really good.

Good way to get your greens.

I know there are arguments that eating raw kale is a lot better for you.

Which I do believe.

But, if you don't eat raw kale cook it up first and then work your way to raw.

And it's really good.

Hope you guys enjoy another nutritionally based video.

And we'll see ya Monday.

Step 2 put it in the pan.

And you can use butter or olive oil, I just didn't have enough olive oil for the base,

for today's video.

And then you're gonna spread it around.

And then I'll show you the next step.

Next all you're gonna do is take the stem off.

So you're gonna rip all these pieces so they're in like bite size, bite size pieces.

And then you're gonna kinda rub it into the coconut oil and then I'm gonna put olive oil

on the top.

The kale is now, I mixed it in.

And you can kinda see some of the coconut oil is turning solid but that's alright.

Next I have this amazing flavored olive oil my grandma made me.

So I'm just gonna kinda sprinkle a little bit over that.

And then...

Next you're gonna broil.

I have mine on low.

And your oven might be different than minue but you'll figure it out.

The next step is to wait and have a cup of coffee.

New life hack for ya, if your coffee gets cold you can always microwave.

But if you microwave it on like 50-60% that way it won't have the burnt taste to it.

Alright it's been 5 minutes we're gonna kinda flip them over gently.

And then bake them for another 2*.

It's actually been just 2 minutes after flipping them.

I'm gonna flip them again.

And they should be done in about a minute.

Looks yummy!

So I did 5 minutes, 2 minutes, 1 minute.

Look at that.

So beautiful.

I like to add a little bit of salt on there.

Yum!

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The identity of 'C' - League of Legends Theory - Duration: 11:10.

Since forever, one of the biggest mysteries in League of Legends has been who this "C" character is.

With the only information given to us being that Caitlyn has been continuously hunting

for leads on their whereabouts.

Let's start this video with one of my favorite league champions, Camille.

Camille is a champion shrouded in mystery, in case you did not know, she is several centuries

old due to her cyborg body, meaning she has seen a lot of history and probably even made

some of it, seeing how her job is mainly focused on assassinating royal and influential people.

So it wouldn't be weird if she knew who this "C" character is, really.

Now with the upcoming Swain visual upgrade, straight outta Hogwarts, he is able to hear

whispers from his demonic ravens.

And what he says to Camille is really intruiguing.

"My-my, does your dear grandniece know what 'C' has been up to?"

This grandniece of Camille's seems to be her favorite, according to Camille's background story.

But who is she, actually?

When you look at the three most piltover-like champions you get Camille, Caitlyn and Jayce.

Both Camille and Jayce get their Clans' names mentioned in the lore, Camille's being Ferros,

and Jayce's being Giopara.

As for Caitlyn, we never actually learn the name of her clan.

In Camille's lore, it is said that she "Installed" her niece as a sort of a "face" of her clan

while Camille is the one who is really in control behind the scenes.

This can mean that said grandniece doesn't actually know that Camille is in control,

let alone who Camille really is.

The ignorant grandniece might be just leaving the management to her servants, or at least

she thinks that's what she's doing.

So what if Camille's ignorant niece was actually Caitlyn?

Although it isn't stated anywhere that Caitlyn took leadership of her clan, it might actually be safe to assume so.

"Did daddy buy you that gun?"

As for who 'C' really is, this might sound like a stretch but hear me out.

So while we know that Camille had only one brother, we do not know how many children

that Brother had.

Building upon the previous theory of Caitlyn being related to Camille, that means that

Caitlyn was one of his grandchildren, or perhaps even his great grandchildren but the "Great"

is ommitted from the lore because it would be too specific.

Since we get no mentions of Caitlyn's siblings or cousins, it is plausable to think that

they are insignificant to be mentioned beside a name such as The Sheriff of Piltover.

Or that she's simply a single child with very few relatives.

After reading Camille's lore we find out that in order to keep her family going and preserve

their privilege she is prepared to do anything, even kill her own brother.

"Privilege must be preserved at all costs"

Since her favorite grandniece is called her "favorite" that means that there are other

ones that happen to be not-so-favorite.

What if one of her brother's children married another wealthy family, thus preserving the

family's privilege and prestige and giving birth to the "perfect heir", Camille's favorite

grandniece, Caitlyn.

While her brother's other child fell in love with a Zaunite, and they eloped together.

Being the person she is, Camille could not allow another heir born of Zaunite blood to

suddenly appear one day and contest against her grandniece, since that would make it harder

for her to be able to manipulate the clan behind the scenes.

So, the natural thing to do is to find the couple who eloped and murder them, burying

away their existence.

But by the time Camille had found them they already had a child.

And although she mercilessly murdered them both she felt pity on the child knowing that

she wouldn't remember her parents anyway, so why not just leave her behind in Zaun?

And scrolling through League champions' backgrounds guess who just happens to be from a Zaunite

orphanage while not remembering her past?

The Piltover Enforcer, Vi.

Think about it, she is in the same age range as Caitlyn, they both have Blue Eyes, and

her feet lead her towards Piltover eventually anyway.

Not to mention the brutal line Camille says to Vi that is.

"Ever wonder how you becamse an orphan?"

Now with this type of theory you would think, why wouldn't Camille just dispose of Vi once

she found out that she returned to Piltover?

Wouldn't everyone eventually find out about Vi's lineage?

And the answer to that question lies in Camille's other lines towards Vi.

Put yourself in Camille's shoes, a person who has lived for centuries no longer thinks

for just the few fleeting years ahead, she plans for the centuries to come.

What Camille most likely plans to do is reveal Vi's lineage to her when she sees that she

has matured enough, thus allowing her to take over as the assassin behind the scenes, the

way Camille is now.

Since as we can see Vi is still far too inexperienced and not to mention, reckless.

The reason why she would choose Vi for this position is because the girl is already adapting

to the use of technology as body parts, her gauntlets.

Which will allow her to adapt much faster should she perform the same surgery Camille

underwent long ago.

"Watch it, girl.

I am your future."

And her observation of Vi's inexperience:

"So direct, like most fools."

"Mmm, it's like looking into a crude, boorish mirror."

Since Camille herself was once rather inexperienced, or "a fool", being swayed by emotions such as Love and

the like.

Moving on.

In Caitlyn's background story it is stated that one day, she came back home to find it

ransacked and everything stolen, when she looked for clues she found the criminals one

by one, each only giving away the information that the orders were given to them by 'C'.

And when Caitlyn finally reached the location where her parents were kept, it turned out

that they were forced to work in a secret hextech laboratory for a rival clan.

Caitlyn rescued her parents and the leaders of said rival clan were arrested by the wardens.

But honestly, this story seems too strange to be true.

The entire thing seems fabricated.

What if Camille wanted the new face of her clan, Caitlyn, to gain more influence and

fame by causing an incident where she would come out victorious?

The fishy things about this entire incident start right from the beginning.

If the robbers were a rival clan there's absolutely no way they wouldn't know about the Clan's

daughter, who just happened to be missing.

The timing of the robbery was far too perfect, when Caitlyn was out of the house, so she,

and everybody else, wouldn't discover that the story is just one big play created by

Camille.

Second flaw is, even if Caitlyn just happened to be out when the robbery happened why didn't

they leave a few men behind to kidnap her when she came back?

Wouldn't her parents be more willing to listen to them if the rival clan had kidnapped their

precious daughter, Caitlyn, as hostage?

Third flaw is, why would you kidnap an extremely rich couple and have them WORK of all things?

Instead of taking them as hostage and demanding money in return?

Heck, making them work is a bad idea in itself since I'm willing to bet that they had no

idea what they were doing since their servants probably did all the work for them.

Fourth flaw is the entire thing went too smoothly, the criminals and clues appearing before Caitlyn

one by one, as if she was a mouse led by small pieces of cheese to eventually reach her destination.

Final flaw is the fact that it ended way too happily, you would expect a "secret" hextech

laboratory to have some powerful weapons and protection, but it wouldn't do to have Caitlyn

injured or damaged mentally by any of her parents' deaths since she is, after all, Camille's

favorite niece.

So what was the outcome of this whole incident?

Caitlyn gaining fame as the brave young girl who rescued her parents from kidnappers by

tracing clues like a professional detective, discovered a secret hextech laboratory that

she will most likely take over, and not to mention, utterly crushed the rival clan that

kidnapped her parents, meaning that her own clan will gain much more influence, privilege

and prestige, sounds familiar?

"Privilege must be preserved at all costs."

The 'C' behind the kidnapping was the first letter of Camille's name, she was the one

who gave the order to the Rival Clan to perform this stunt, the way she forced them to do

it can vary a lot, really.

Blackmail, Hostages, Threats, I can think of anything really, since that is the kind

of character she is.

However, after the incident was resolved, Caitlyn wasn't satisfied with the results

and pressed on looking for this 'C' character, which displeased Camille, since that wouldn't

benefit her or the clan at all, knowing Caitlyn's justice-driven character.

Thus comes Camille's following quote.

"Don't go looking for something you don't want to find."

And if you look at Swain's quote yet again, it can be seen in a totally different light.

"My-my, does your dear grandniece know what 'C' has been up to?"

Notice how his tone changes when he says 'C', this could be a way to mess with Camille by

subtly hinting to the truth which he knows because of the Raven's whispers.

It's like he's saying "I know that you're actually 'C' and I can tell your dear grandniece

so watch it."

I personally want to believe this Theory, because Camille just seems like a puppet master-kind

of Character which honestly just enhances her character for me.

Now I want to go and main her all over again.

But hey that's JUST a

No.. no, let's not steal other people's catchphrases.

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Chelsea boss Antonio Conte BLASTS board: I need THREE strikers - Duration: 4:16.

Chelsea boss Antonio Conte BLASTS board: I need THREE strikers

ANTONIO CONTE has piled more pressure on the Chelsea board by insisting he needs three strikers to stand any chance of winning something this season.

And Conte, at odds with the Chelsea hierarchy over signings all season, for the first time held out the chance that Michy Batshuayi may have a future at Stamford Bridge after his two goals condemned Newcastle to FA Cup fourth-round defeat.

Chelsea are still in talks with Roma over a £30million deal for striker Edin Dzeko, which they hope to conclude before the transfer deadline on Wednesday night.

Previously Conte had hinted that if the Bosnian arrives Batshuayi, who wants a move, would leave on loan, with Sevilla interested.

But Batshuayi made it an astonishing 19 goals in 18 starts in his Chelsea career with his double strike, and after Marcos Alonso added a third, he said: "When I have a chance I take the chance.

I work hard every day.

What happens is not up to me – it is better you ask the manager.".

Conte would not answer directly, but said: "When you play Premier League, Champions League and FA Cup, three strikers is the minimum.

If we are able to take another player, it doesn't mean Michy has to go on loan.

"We only have two strikers, Alvaro Morata and Batshuayi, and Morata is out injured.

Batshuayi has been told by Belgium coach Roberto Martinez that he needs to be playing if he is to be in contention for the World Cup finals, but Conte said: "Every player wants to play to push the coach of their national team.

If the club decides to add another player, I don't know if Michy wants to stay or go on loan.

"It will be the player's decision, not my decision.

I'm ready to continue to work with these players.

"I'm happy for Michy.

This performance was very important for him and the team.

We are talking about a young player with great potential.

"For me the most important thing is the present, not the future.

Otherwise I would have taken other choices.

Michy has improved in many ways.".

Batshuayi is likely to play again in Wednesday's Premier League clash with Bournemouth – unless he is on the move – with Morata still recovering from a back problem.

Disappointed Newcastle manager Rafa Benitez said: "We started well, but after we went two goals down we were more open.

"We have time to bring in new players.

Time to do some business before the 31st".

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Yusukes Birthday Video - From Atlus - Eng Sub - Duration: 2:32.

Yusuke! Today we're gonna do the much heard of, popular trend of Jagariko interviews!

What is that? Anyway, isn't this a bit too sudden...

Don't mind the small details! From here on, I'll be giving you a theme and you have to answer "Jagariko" depending on that theme!

If you wanted a playmate, wouldn't Ryuji have been the better choice? For you to meet me-

If you give me a good answer, Inari will get a dozen of his most beloved Jagariko!

Most importantly, you can have it all for /f r e e/!

Taking advantage of someone's weakness like this...

Jagariko Salad flavor, L size, one dozen! Well then, I'll be taking you up on that offer.

Then it's settled! Let's test your acting skills with this Jagariko Interview! I give you a situation and you say "Jagariko~~" It'll be in random order!

Well then, let's go!

When you're happy!

When you're sad...

When you're angry!!

When you're lonely...

When you're jealous...

Heartbroken!!

Getting in a fight!!

Disappointed...

Surprised!

Tired out~~

When it's too cold

Too hot!

When you're too sleepy~

When you're so hungry!!!

While eating~

When you're full?

While confessing your love?

Express your gratitude!

Say it like in English?

Say it like in French?

Say it like Russian!

Say it when we're infiltrating a palace...

You find the treasure!!!

Knocked out!!

Summon your persona!

Finish an All Out Attack!

To Joker beside you?

To Morgana!

To the far away Ryuji!

To those rotten adults!

Your heart is...?

Say it normally!!

HAAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY YUSUKE!!! Happy birthday Yusuke~~

Now hurry up and go to the hideout! Everyone's preparing your party and waiting for you, y'know!

Thank you!!! Everyone!!

It seems this year will be a good one...

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Episode 4 - Duration: 42:28.

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2018 Tapered Haircut for Black Women - Tapered Hairstyles in Combination - Duration: 4:43.

Hello…

Welcome Back to Sheryl TV.

Today our video about: 2018 Tapered Haircut for Black Women.

Before We begin..

Don't forget to Subscribe and hit the Notification button.

So you won't miss the next great videos from us!

The tapered haircut is a big chopper's dream.

The style is sleek, edgy, and instantly gives your face lift.

There are, however, many variations to the infamous tapered cut.

Deciding which style would most suit your face has a lot to do with understanding your

face shape.

there is plenty of well-shaped haircut inspirations for naturals of every length and texture.

Whether you decide to fully fade the back and sides for a dramatic look, have a more

gradual shape or play with color, here are 30 looks to take to the hairdresser:

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What Are SMART Goals? 1) Is the Goal Specific? (2/6) - Duration: 1:29.

Howdy! Eric Coy, *your* productivity expert. Here with today's Productivity Power-up.

Continuing the video series on SMART goals, I want to start with the first

attribute of a SMART goal: Is it Specific? Is your goal defined in a general,

nebulous manner; or is it defined with details that you can see, hear, touch,

taste, feel, smell? The more detailed and the more Specific your goal is, the

greater chance of achieving it because you can already visualize yourself

having achieved it. For example, is your goal of a nature like, "I want to raise

the employee satisfaction"? Or is it defined in terms of, "I want to increase

employee satisfaction by five points come the next employee satisfaction

survey, and I want to be able to use both monetary and [stutter] non-monetary

rewards"? Now see, that last goal is much more Specific and has a greater chance

of being achieved.

Check out the document from the University of California's Office of the

President on my website, www.MindThaw.com. Oh, and don't forget to subscribe to this

YouTube channel.

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O Estreito de Magalhães - Discover Brasil & Mar #2 (English Subtitles) - Duration: 4:36.

November 1st...

November 1st...

...1520

...1520

...1520

the portuguese commander of a spanish fleet

finds a strait channel with strong winds and currents,

and when he got to its end, he came across

an ocean with calm waters, that he would name the Pacific

and the place he had just passed through

would receive the name of Strait of All Saints

and lately, Strait of Magellan

From many years ago I sail through the most remote places

It's like my second nature.

You don't miss your bed or not having a hospital nearby.

You are simply there, in the middle of the nature. Where we belong.

my whole life the universe basically "thrown" me to live on the sea, to the sea.

the sea is an element the connects everything.

All continents, all the lands. And you can travel with it,

With the forces of nature, only with the wind, the waves.

You can go anywhere!

It's wonderful. And you can go with the people you love, like your family.

One of my favorite things in the world is to close my eyes

and simply take a deep breath, without hearing any cars, planes, anything.

Only the wind blowing.

Go wherever you want, see different things and experiment life.

A historical feat

A Magellan, sailing through the Strait of Magellan...

500 years after Ferdinand Magellan

1st November...

...2020

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Rachel Riley lets award-winning curves out to play in mesh-merising nude illusion dress

Lee Mack, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Alan Carr, Dane Baptiste and Sam Simmons made up the all-star panel on 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown tonight.

Countdowns Rachel Riley, 32, lent her mathematical prowess to the line-up – but she made it pretty impossible to concentrate on the game.

The Strictly Come Dancing 2013 star donned an eye-popping nude illusion frock which showcased her every curve.

Rachels dress featured a burgundy lace overlay that clung to her gym-carved frame.

Underneath, Rachel – who is in a relationship with Strictly professional dancer Pasha Kovalev – rocked a nude underlay which gave the illusion that she had gone starkers beneath the risqué get-up.

"Oh, you meant the holes in your dresses?" Jimmy Carr The Oxford graduate completed her look by wearing curls in her blonde tresses and opting for natural makeup.

It appears 8 Out Of 10 Cats host Jimmy Carr couldnt keep things PG in Rachels presence, making a crude joke at her expense.

Do you have any pre-show rituals you could share with us? the comedian asked.

Rachel replied: Well before I leave, I have a shower and they do my hair and make up.

And then after that a bit of fake tan, and then as the day goes on they colour the holes in – theyve got it down to an art. Jimmy looked totally floored, while the audience members chuckled in the background.

Rachel then explained that they film five shows in a row and when its winter theyll get a spray tan for when the taping airs months later.

She continued: A lot of my dresses are a little bit odd and they have different holes and cut-out bits so you just have to colour them in. Jimmy cheekily asked: Oh, you meant the holes in your dresses? 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown continues next Friday at 10pm on Channel 4.

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How To: Biceps Curl - 3 Easy Tipd - Duration: 2:43.

Hi buddies,

I am sure most of you would like to have bigger biceps.

In any case, while working our biceps, we do some kind of curl exercise.

With a dumbbell or barbell.

I am gonna talk about some of the mistakes done while performing these exercises.

And I will explain how to fix them.

Burak will help me today.

By the way, don't forget to follow Burak on social media.

I am gonna put the links down below.

Let's see how we are doing these exercises.

There are 2 mistakes that people usually tend to fall into while doing these exercises.

Not using full range of motion and relying on momentum.

Especially with heavier loads,

people start working in a form, as how Burak shows in a bit of an exaggerated way.

There are a some problems here.

First, Burak is swinging the weight with his body momentum here.

Second, he is getting some help from his front delts to raise the barbell.

Thirdly, he doesn't fully extend his arm in the bottom.

So, what should we do?

First of all, we are lightening the weight.

If you are relying on momentum, it means that the weight is too much for your arms.

Don't forget; your goal is to hit your biceps, to make them do the work.

Second, pin your elbows to your body and lock them.

In this way, you won't be starting the movement with your shoulders.

By doing these two, you have solved the momentum problem.

Lastly, flex your triceps at the bottom and extend your arm fully.

If you remind yourself to flex your triceps in every rep,

you will be using the full range of motion.

And your biceps muscles will get much more stimulus to grow.

Yes buddies, add these little fixes to your biceps workouts and share the results with me.

I wish you good workouts.

See you again.

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