We'll hey there
SESH: (disinterested) Hey, how's it going. PRESLEY: Oh thank the stars! You're finally here!
Am I late?
PRESLEY: No, I'm just... I'm so bored. SESH: Yes, actually.
PRESLEY: I'm so bored! She learned to tune me out a decade ago! Please save me... NIX: *Laughs*
Sesh! You've starved Presely for attention and you know she needs regular feeding.
Shhh. Studying.
Okay... You brought uni work with you. I'm kind of offended. This is supposed to be our personal time.
How do you have so much uni work with you if the year's barely started?
Summer session classes! Shhh!
Alright, I hate to interrupt this creepy groove
You've got going on here, but how are you gonna submit an essay if you're locked in here for the next three nights?
Not due til Monday.
Look. I wanted to get it all finished before I got tired and brain dead from digging up garden beds instead of sleeping
Please, I didn't get it finished before so I'm trying to cram as much as possible now!
*Sighs*
NIX: Man, this is crazy boring! PRESLEY: It's SO boring, right!?
NIX: I hate you not paying attention to us! SESH: Uurf, for crying out loud!
I'm sorry! It's just... Can't you just study AND entertain us?
I shouldn't have to!
You're both grown-ups, you can entertain yourselves!
All right, what's your essay about?
SESH: It's a comparison of transnational historical literature PRESLEY: Woah, no! Wrong question! Turn back, there lie monsters!
SESH: Using either a presentist or teleological lens PRESLEY: *Banging of head against bar*
SESH: I have to cite at least three secondary articles PRESLEY: Why would you ask that? I'M the one who had to listen to
SESH: from what we studied in class aaand PRESLEY: her lectures as a refresher the entire drive here!
SESH: It's 3,000 words. PRESLEY: I hate you.
Wow.
NIX: You know what you should do about that? Um... SESH: Mm?
Actually, just not do it.
SESH: Shut up Nixon! PRESLEY: *Giggles dumbly*
SESH: Hey. Hey! Hey! Urggh. NIX: I'm serious. I'd give my standard advice of "wag" except last time I made a pun Presley hurt me
and I'm not sure I could resist the urge.
That's a good preservation instinct, you should listen to it.
Of course YOU think it's a good idea to blow off academic responsibilities.
You were in civil engineering, all your kind ever did was throw parties.
"My kind"!
*Mock sobbing* The nerve! The outrage!
SESH: Are you serious? PRESLEY: Oh please. Engineers are the first to make fun of a liberal arts degree.
SESH: Yeah!
I mean, does it really count as a degree?
*Loud gasping* Don't you--!
*Audible book slappage*
*Laughing* OUCH! Alright! I'm sorry, I just
I'm acting out coz you're not paying any attention to me.
You've been in here for half a nano-second! The door isn't even closed yet!
You do NOT get to plead cabin fever so early!
So just think of how annoying I will be when the door IS closed.
Violence counts as attention, right?
Wait, how come he gets attention? Should I be acting out too? I want attention!
NIX: Act out. SESH: *Groaning*
If I give you guys some pages from my notebook and some textas will you please leave me alone for just half an hour so I can finish this?
Thank you. That's all I want. Please go.
DEAL!
Done!
PRESLEY: Eeyyy! NIX: *Laughing* What? SESH: Please, stop. Stop.
NIX: I can't! SESH: STOP IT. Stop!
NIX: I've started now, it just has to keep GOING! PRESLEY: Oop! Nope! *Alarmed laughter*
NIX: Right to the face, that didn't look good. PRESLEY: *Squealing*
SESH: No, I can't, I can't! NIX: HaHAA!
*Spooky Groove theme music plays*
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