Hey Everybody,
Evan here from Evan's Detailing and Polishing .
Today we got some really cool UTVs here.
We're gonna do some detailing on them.
Hanging out at Assault Industries
one of the leading manufacturers
of custom bolt-on after market accesories for UTV's.
What we've got here is a CAN-AM Maverick X3 Turbo R.
We're gonna be doing our full detail on this thing today.
Im gonna show you the step-by-btep proccesss we use in my shop.
We've also got a really cool Polaris RZR back there
and of course their custom ride that they built, all carbon fiber back here.
Some really cool ries to hang out with today
I want to thank Assault Industries for letting us do this.
What we're gonna do is break down
and get into how to fully detail this thing.
Alright, first thing we're gonna do on this CAN-AM Turbo
Is we're gonna rinse it all off.
Now why would we do that?
Because its covered in dust and dirt.
One thing I want everyone to remember
is we rinse between every step of product
Doesnt matter if we're using our All Purpose Cleaner
or if we're oing our wash and foam
either way, you want to rinse before each step.
Now this one right here, like we said has been through a whole weekends worth of riding
This has got dust and dirt all over it
we want to rinse it down first. Get all the light particles off so we can get into our wash.
Alright, now that we got the whole thing rinsed down,
we got all our heavy stuff off, we got all the lighter stuff off.
First thing im gonna do is im gonna use the All Purpose Cleaner
We're gonna use it on the wheel wells, we're gonna use it on the wheels, we're gonna use it anywhere where there's a lot of heavy grime still.
Anywhere where we want to get it that nice fresh clean.
I'm gonna soak it down real good, brush as much of it as I can,
and then keep rinsing
So, if you're the mud guys,
first thing youre gonna see, you're gonna see a
lot of mud in all your real heavy nooks and crannys.
What I'm looking for is
anything in here.; grease, grime.
with all the sand guys, you're going to get sand everywhere
so you're going to want to spray as much underneath as you can
but with the mud guys its usually
focused in the areas the tires are at.
You will get it all over the place but most
of that stuff will rinse off when you're spraying.
but what I'm doing is I'm looking for all the heavy stuff in here
I'm going to use it to spray down my shocks,
the wheel wells, and of course the tires really good
but when I put it on the tires,
what I'm going to do is I'm going to spray it on
and I'm going to scrub it in with a brush
the brush is going to help get it into those real
tight knobs where everything's just kind of in here.
I sprayed it on and now I'm just going to work it in.
I want these tires to be nice and dark black again
so we get them nice and clean.
Just a quick scrub. It doesn't take much
and you're just going to get this worked in there
just all that much better
So when you go and put your tire dressings on
on to protect these rubber, you're not
going to have to worry about a lot of these issues.
as long as you got a clean tire
it's going to be a nice consistent black.
Now as you saw
we got Garrett kin of rinsing down behind me
I don't like to let this stuff dry.
drying up will wear out your plastics it will actually
speed up the drying process on your plastics
that's one thing we don't want
so what I did is I had him rinse behind me
as I was spraying and soaping.
if you don't have somebody there to help you,
just kind of do one section at a time by yourself
do one wheel well and wheel at a time,
rinse, move on to the next section.
it kind of goes pretty fast
it goes even faster if you have a buddy to help you out
now that we got it all rinsed down,
we got the wheel wells done, the all-purpose cleaner is done,
we're going to go to our foam cannon,
soak this thing up,
hand wash it down, and get it rinsed back off again.
So I'm roughly adding 2 to 3 ounces of Moneyshot
into the bottle here- into our foam cannon
we're going to fill the rest full of water.
with our semis and stuff we use a little heavier concentrate
but with the UTVs and ATVs
you only really need about two to three ounces.
We got our microfiber mitt.
What we're going to do is pre wet this thing down
so we can start wiping everything we want to wash it all by hand
Now I'm not going to do those nasty areas
all I'm going to do is the main focus on what everybody sees.
We're going to do the body pretty much
so...here we go
Now we finished the rinse stage, while the vehicles still wet,
I like to spray the Renegade Products' Rubber and Vinyl on all the tires.
All the CV joints, the rubber boots, and all the hoses on the motor
While the stuffs all wet, the rubber and vinyl likes to settle
in really nice over the top of the water. It works really great.
so what I'm doing here is I'm just breaking it down
going completely into all the tires, doing the back sides, the treads, the top.
all four sides as much as you possibly can
any overspray you get onto your wheels; this stuff will wipe off pretty easily
when you get to that step
Once all of that is complete, what we want to do is we
want to grab our microfiber towel and dry off the rest of the vehicle.
what I do is I grab a clean microfiber,
fold it into squares so that if we do run into any dirt and debris,
what we can do is we can actually flip it over to a clean side.
. Even if the towel gets a little wet
once you get on the clean sides,
as long as you're thinning it out in the air to help finish dry it
that's what you want to do.
you just don't want to let it sit and pool up in any particular spot.
Alright, now it's time to make the decision.
Are we working on plastic, are we working on paint,
or are we working on something else?
what we're looking for is on plastics,
, you want to use a quality rubber and vinyl
That's going to condition your plastic. Bring it back to that light new finish again.
If you're working on paint and stuff, you're going to want to use a spray wax
it's going to help leave that anti-static finish
with keeping dust away and making your next clean up that much easier
so what we're going to do is we're going to spray this all down
with either a spray wax or rubber and vinyl.
our plastics if you look real close here, they're starting to dry out.
What we want to do is we want to spray it down really good
wipe it in so it leaves that nice satin finish
so it looks brand new again
and then we're going to use the spray wax on the painted areas
again, helping to make sure that it stays nice
and clean for the next time.
Get all that mud on, it'll release real easy.
So now that you saw
real close up of me wiping the seats down
If you got a good quality Rubber and Vinyl,
, you can also do your seats with it
you don't always have to switch up to just a standard leather cleaner
but conditioning your seats is number one priority
last thing you want is that fabric in your seats
deteriorating, getting dry rot, weather rot.
as you can see here, we completely finished up the entire car.
We used the all-purpose cleaner, we use a good rubber and vinyl
on all of our rubber, vinyl and plastic
all purpose cleaner was used on all those heavy
areas where there was a lot of grime
we used the Moneyshot Foam to clean the entire body
then we use the spray wax to do those plastics where it
was painted and anything that was light vinyl wrap
This thing is completed right now
and this CAN-AM Maverick X3 Turbo R is looking damn good
Just as we were finishing this thing up
the owner of Assault stopped by.
Marcelo here,
Introduce yourself to the people
Hey guys Marcelo Danze here with Assault Industries
We talked a little bit before about what you guys all did here
I think its awesome what you guys are doing
these bolt on parts are super cool they look nice
ah thanks
I think its just a cool addition to the industry
do you see this thing growing?
Absolutely, absolutely
it's been really really crazy with all these different brands coming out
and OEMs
The UTVs are getting faster, stronger, and a lot more fun to drive
and it's cool to see them starting all these race series too. I know you're involved in that as well
Yeah, yeah actually we've...we just got back from Barstow testing a
YXZ we put together with Privateer Motor Sports with
our friend Ricky. And yeah it's going to be fun for us this year
and Adrian driving a 1985 Polaris RZR
and yeah we're trying to get a lot bigger
and getting deeper into racing so it should be a fun year this year
That's cool. That's cool to see where you guys are growing to and
cool to see where you guys are headed
What do you think of my detail job?
I can't believe it! I rolled up and I saw this and it looked like a brand new car
straight out of the dealer. It's amazing
I love your guys' product and
now my car's ready to get cleaned up here
now I got to talk them to sticking around and doing it a little longer
I'm going to try at least
Alright, checking out everybody
check out my Instagram, my Facebook, YouTube
Instagram is metalpolisher3826
YouTube channel
youtube.com/evanstegermetalpolishing
Facebook's just Evan's Detail and polishing
check these guys out where you at?
Assault UTV
All on Instagram
Check them out, hit them up, buy their stuff.
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Mediterranean Cruise #5 :: What to in Santorini, Greece (Celebrity Reflection) 🚢 - Duration: 7:41.
Welcome to Santorini!
We are already on the island of Santorini, we are in 'Oia' or 'Ia' or however it's pronounced
because everyone pronounces it different
The ship leaves us in the middle of the sea
And then you have to take a boat that leaves you here
Take a cable car and then a bus that brought us to Oia
Yes, ok, I just realized. Sorry, I said island and it's a village or town, ok?
This is the most attractive greek town, it's the one with the white houses and the blue roofs
It looks like a scale model, it looks beautiful, it's very hot and sunny
Well, we have been cruising for four days and I feel as if my neck
has passed through a shower of hot guava paste
So nothing!, this place is beautiful, let's have a look
We are going to take as many videos and photos so you can plan for the future
From this port there are 3 ways to get to the city of Fira
The first, the easiest and most comfortable is by cable car, it leaves you in the city in just two minutes
The second one is on a donkey, which we don't recommend as it does not offer any security either for you or for the animal
And the third is to walk, but in addition to having to climb 580 steps
There's no sidewalk and you have to walk on the same route as the poor donkeys.
So, the heat was really hitting us hard, so we decided to go to a tiny restaurant - cafe
To have the beautiful view of the sea. We are drinking some lemonades
They're delicious. Honestly, it's so hot right now
Much more than in the others islands; Mykonos and Rhodes
Let me tell you what there is to do here in Santorini.
The idea is to leave for the city of Oia or the one in which we are
Walk and get lost in all the streets
Now, it's not very big, don't think you're going to lose a whole day, there are other several things you can do
Us, for time reasons and because we love Oia
Are going to stay here, but you can go to the beaches (there's one right here below)
We are going to see if we go and have a look, and there's also the Kameni park
Which has some natural ponds in which you can swim
You can also go to other small cities around. So nothing, let's end here
And we will continue walking through the streets of Oia
We've been reading, and Santorini is a volcanic island and in the middle of it, there's a volcano that is still active
A long time ago, it was a large island
And when the volcano erupted the ground was very weak and sank
So some parts of the island are submerged, so if you ever come here
You will notice the island is shaped like a "C" and in middle there is a smaller island
That smaller island in the middle is the volcano, and there is now a national park which can be accessed
But due to time restrictions we are not going to visit it
Well, we are at the maximum power of the sun, it is already noon and it's hitting very hard
So we came to a place called Skiza, it's like a cafe - restaurant
We ordered a pizza, we already ate it to be honest
And it was delicious
We had a pineapple juice and now we are going to order an artisanal pistachio and coconut ice cream
Apparently, here the tradition of ice cream is as strong as it is in Italy
We also ate a pizza which is also very Italian and the truth is that it was very good
And, well, we continue with Santorini. Let me tell you that Santorini is a perfect island for couples
For newlyweds. If you take a look at the hotels, and everything over there near the coast
You'll see that the're very intimate, for couples as I already told you
Another thing that I want to tell you is that sadly for us, we came here on the cruise
And we are leaving at about 6:30pm and at this time of year the sun hides at around 9pm
So, if you plan to visit the island don't miss the sunsets
Sunset pictures of this place look beautiful
Then stay for at least two days, that is one night and enjoy the sunset
We have reached the Fira, Fira is the capital of Santorini
It has a spectacular viewpoint from which you can take beautiful pictures
Right here is where you take the cable car again to go back down
So if you come here, don't just stay in Oia and come to this part of Fira
To end the day we returned to the cruise to enjoy its pools
And freshen up after a very hot and sunny day
If you want to see the inside of this Cruise we recommend you watch the video
In which we make a tour of the Celebrity Refletion
And well, that was all for today, I hope that you liked "Ía"
yes, I decided that it is pronounced "Ía" after having heard some Greeks saying it almost at my face
I hope you liked what little Fira we could show you
It's a place ... I mean, this is probably the most beautiful place or at least with the best views
I've seen in my life
I mean, this is unparalleled
So, remember to subscribe and share with all your friends
And see you in the next video. bye!
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Renegade Products | How to Clean your ATV and UTV ft. @Assault Industries & @Evan Steger - Duration: 10:23.
Hey Everybody,
Evan here from Evan's Detailing and Polishing .
Today we got some really cool UTVs here.
We're gonna do some detailing on them.
Hanging out at Assault Industries
one of the leading manufacturers
of custom bolt-on after market accesories for UTV's.
What we've got here is a CAN-AM Maverick X3 Turbo R.
We're gonna be doing our full detail on this thing today.
Im gonna show you the step-by-btep proccesss we use in my shop.
We've also got a really cool Polaris RZR back there
and of course their custom ride that they built, all carbon fiber back here.
Some really cool ries to hang out with today
I want to thank Assault Industries for letting us do this.
What we're gonna do is break down
and get into how to fully detail this thing.
Alright, first thing we're gonna do on this CAN-AM Turbo
Is we're gonna rinse it all off.
Now why would we do that?
Because its covered in dust and dirt.
One thing I want everyone to remember
is we rinse between every step of product
Doesnt matter if we're using our All Purpose Cleaner
or if we're oing our wash and foam
either way, you want to rinse before each step.
Now this one right here, like we said has been through a whole weekends worth of riding
This has got dust and dirt all over it
we want to rinse it down first. Get all the light particles off so we can get into our wash.
Alright, now that we got the whole thing rinsed down,
we got all our heavy stuff off, we got all the lighter stuff off.
First thing im gonna do is im gonna use the All Purpose Cleaner
We're gonna use it on the wheel wells, we're gonna use it on the wheels, we're gonna use it anywhere where there's a lot of heavy grime still.
Anywhere where we want to get it that nice fresh clean.
I'm gonna soak it down real good, brush as much of it as I can,
and then keep rinsing
So, if you're the mud guys,
first thing youre gonna see, you're gonna see a
lot of mud in all your real heavy nooks and crannys.
What I'm looking for is
anything in here.; grease, grime.
with all the sand guys, you're going to get sand everywhere
so you're going to want to spray as much underneath as you can
but with the mud guys its usually
focused in the areas the tires are at.
You will get it all over the place but most
of that stuff will rinse off when you're spraying.
but what I'm doing is I'm looking for all the heavy stuff in here
I'm going to use it to spray down my shocks,
the wheel wells, and of course the tires really good
but when I put it on the tires,
what I'm going to do is I'm going to spray it on
and I'm going to scrub it in with a brush
the brush is going to help get it into those real
tight knobs where everything's just kind of in here.
I sprayed it on and now I'm just going to work it in.
I want these tires to be nice and dark black again
so we get them nice and clean.
Just a quick scrub. It doesn't take much
and you're just going to get this worked in there
just all that much better
So when you go and put your tire dressings on
on to protect these rubber, you're not
going to have to worry about a lot of these issues.
as long as you got a clean tire
it's going to be a nice consistent black.
Now as you saw
we got Garrett kin of rinsing down behind me
I don't like to let this stuff dry.
drying up will wear out your plastics it will actually
speed up the drying process on your plastics
that's one thing we don't want
so what I did is I had him rinse behind me
as I was spraying and soaping.
if you don't have somebody there to help you,
just kind of do one section at a time by yourself
do one wheel well and wheel at a time,
rinse, move on to the next section.
it kind of goes pretty fast
it goes even faster if you have a buddy to help you out
now that we got it all rinsed down,
we got the wheel wells done, the all-purpose cleaner is done,
we're going to go to our foam cannon,
soak this thing up,
hand wash it down, and get it rinsed back off again.
So I'm roughly adding 2 to 3 ounces of Moneyshot
into the bottle here- into our foam cannon
we're going to fill the rest full of water.
with our semis and stuff we use a little heavier concentrate
but with the UTVs and ATVs
you only really need about two to three ounces.
We got our microfiber mitt.
What we're going to do is pre wet this thing down
so we can start wiping everything we want to wash it all by hand
Now I'm not going to do those nasty areas
all I'm going to do is the main focus on what everybody sees.
We're going to do the body pretty much
so...here we go
Now we finished the rinse stage, while the vehicles still wet,
I like to spray the Renegade Products' Rubber and Vinyl on all the tires.
All the CV joints, the rubber boots, and all the hoses on the motor
While the stuffs all wet, the rubber and vinyl likes to settle
in really nice over the top of the water. It works really great.
so what I'm doing here is I'm just breaking it down
going completely into all the tires, doing the back sides, the treads, the top.
all four sides as much as you possibly can
any overspray you get onto your wheels; this stuff will wipe off pretty easily
when you get to that step
Once all of that is complete, what we want to do is we
want to grab our microfiber towel and dry off the rest of the vehicle.
what I do is I grab a clean microfiber,
fold it into squares so that if we do run into any dirt and debris,
what we can do is we can actually flip it over to a clean side.
. Even if the towel gets a little wet
once you get on the clean sides,
as long as you're thinning it out in the air to help finish dry it
that's what you want to do.
you just don't want to let it sit and pool up in any particular spot.
Alright, now it's time to make the decision.
Are we working on plastic, are we working on paint,
or are we working on something else?
what we're looking for is on plastics,
, you want to use a quality rubber and vinyl
That's going to condition your plastic. Bring it back to that light new finish again.
If you're working on paint and stuff, you're going to want to use a spray wax
it's going to help leave that anti-static finish
with keeping dust away and making your next clean up that much easier
so what we're going to do is we're going to spray this all down
with either a spray wax or rubber and vinyl.
our plastics if you look real close here, they're starting to dry out.
What we want to do is we want to spray it down really good
wipe it in so it leaves that nice satin finish
so it looks brand new again
and then we're going to use the spray wax on the painted areas
again, helping to make sure that it stays nice
and clean for the next time.
Get all that mud on, it'll release real easy.
So now that you saw
real close up of me wiping the seats down
If you got a good quality Rubber and Vinyl,
, you can also do your seats with it
you don't always have to switch up to just a standard leather cleaner
but conditioning your seats is number one priority
last thing you want is that fabric in your seats
deteriorating, getting dry rot, weather rot.
as you can see here, we completely finished up the entire car.
We used the all-purpose cleaner, we use a good rubber and vinyl
on all of our rubber, vinyl and plastic
all purpose cleaner was used on all those heavy
areas where there was a lot of grime
we used the Moneyshot Foam to clean the entire body
then we use the spray wax to do those plastics where it
was painted and anything that was light vinyl wrap
This thing is completed right now
and this CAN-AM Maverick X3 Turbo R is looking damn good
Just as we were finishing this thing up
the owner of Assault stopped by.
Marcelo here,
Introduce yourself to the people
Hey guys Marcelo Danze here with Assault Industries
We talked a little bit before about what you guys all did here
I think its awesome what you guys are doing
these bolt on parts are super cool they look nice
ah thanks
I think its just a cool addition to the industry
do you see this thing growing?
Absolutely, absolutely
it's been really really crazy with all these different brands coming out
and OEMs
The UTVs are getting faster, stronger, and a lot more fun to drive
and it's cool to see them starting all these race series too. I know you're involved in that as well
Yeah, yeah actually we've...we just got back from Barstow testing a
YXZ we put together with Privateer Motor Sports with
our friend Ricky. And yeah it's going to be fun for us this year
and Adrian driving a 1985 Polaris RZR
and yeah we're trying to get a lot bigger
and getting deeper into racing so it should be a fun year this year
That's cool. That's cool to see where you guys are growing to and
cool to see where you guys are headed
What do you think of my detail job?
I can't believe it! I rolled up and I saw this and it looked like a brand new car
straight out of the dealer. It's amazing
I love your guys' product and
now my car's ready to get cleaned up here
now I got to talk them to sticking around and doing it a little longer
I'm going to try at least
Alright, checking out everybody
check out my Instagram, my Facebook, YouTube
Instagram is metalpolisher3826
YouTube channel
youtube.com/evanstegermetalpolishing
Facebook's just Evan's Detail and polishing
check these guys out where you at?
Assault UTV
All on Instagram
Check them out, hit them up, buy their stuff.
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28 Things You Missed In The Hereditary Trailer - Duration: 6:50.
A24 was the studio that brought us my favorite horror film of 2017, It Comes At Night, and
judging from what people have been saying about this movie at Sundance, it sounds like
their new film, Hereditary, could be another success.
Yesterday we got a trailer for it and it does look promising.
Look closer however and you'll see some downright creepy details and things that just don't
add up... seemingly on purpose...
If you want to hear the one consistency I did find, then make sure to stick around to
the end of this video.
This is Things You Missed.
Let's just start at the beginning of the trailer.
It opens on this miniature model of the house.
It appears to be the house that they live in which shows up about midway through the
trailer.
This piece sitting on the chair should end up going right here on the front of the house.
The garage doors are the same for both.
And the front entrance and the overall shape of the house seem consistent.
But then you notice this window is missing from the model and the colors are changed
entirely -- the model has beige wood and green frames while the house is brown with dark
brown frames.
In another shot we can also confirm that the real house is missing this section too.
Now it could just be that she's using the miniature to plan to a remodel or something,
or she's an architect, as evidenced by these blueprints, that reuses the same design elements
in many of her works, such as the garage door and the front door.
But what makes me think otherwise is that there are other inconsistencies in the trailer
begging to be noticed.
The treehouse is missing from the model altogether, and because the treehouse looks like a small,
separate house house, you have to wonder if she just sees it as another one of her creations.
Just a crazy guess here because we don't know a whole lot about this movie yet, but maybe
the mother starts to break down later in the movie and loses sight of the difference between
her real family and the figurines.
One more thing from this opening shot before we move on.
There are two creepy photos pinned up in the corner of the room.
I'm not sure what the first one is, but please let me know your thoughts in the comments.
But the second one looks like a pair of feet standing in an overexposed doorway.
If you're not convinced let me crank up the contrast for you.
Now let's look at this shot later in the trailer where the Mom finds the figurine of her deceased
mother standing in the doorway.
Connection?
Not definite.
But absolutely a possibility.
Here's another inconsistency.
Outside of the immediate family, which is these guys, none of the people at the burial
are the same people who attend the service.
See how there are a bunch of bearded guys at the service?
None at the burial.
See these bald guys at the burial?
Not at the service.
The burial has four kids.
The only kid at the service is the daughter.
As far as I can tell, the immediate family are the only ones to attend both events.
The mother even comments, "it's heartening to see so many strange new faces here today.
I know my mom would be very touched."
What does that even mean?
Why would you want strangers at your mother's funeral?
Like I said, something doesn't add up.
But it gets weirder...
The daughter is drawing a picture of her mother hysterical and crying at the podium.
But we see at the podium, the mom is fine.
It's at the burial that she's hysterical.
Also, on the other page, what is this?
This is terrifying!
If these drawings turn out to be telling of things to come, then this is going to be one
freaky scene.
The necklace the mother wears can also be seen on the dead grandma as well, so it could
be a symbol for the hereditary passing down of traits -- just as biological genes are
passed down, the tradition of the necklace could also be passed down.
What I couldn't figure out is what this shape is supposed to be.
Let me know your interpretation, but as far as I can tell, there are three consecutive
figures, possibly signifying daughter, mother and grandmother.
This next one is just more disturbing when you think more about it.
Why did this woman make a tiny model of her own mother on her deathbed?
I shutter to think of what kind of person does this.
And if that wasn't strange enough, it looks like the daughter also draws the dead grandma.
This family needs a new hobby.
And if I'm not mistaken, it looks like the Grandma's eyes are opening on the other page,
which is out of focus, which again will be very unsettling if true.
Maybe you all picked this up right away, but this next thing is another one that just got
creepy after I thought about it for a second.
"You know you were always her favorite right?
Even when you were a little baby.
She wouldn't let me feed you because she needed to feed you.
Because she needed to feed you.
Because she needed to feed you.
Because she needed to feed you."
Hopefully they were talking about baby formula but let's face it.
It's way too late for that.
Here are some weird things I noticed about the daughter.
She's always wearing orange.
She always has these strings tied around her finger.
And she's got this weird connection with birds.
A bird crashes into her classroom window.
She cuts a bird's head off with scissors.
Totally normal.
She has pictures of birds in her room.
There's also a bird ornament sitting in a nest in her room.
You could even say her whole room kind of resembles a bird house.
If you think of a birdhouse as a miniature house that hangs on a tree, so is this.
Speaking of her room, first of all, super cool.
What kid would not want to live in that?
But on the inside... well this guy's just lovely.... and what's the point of having
indoor wind chimes anyway?
I think that's enough of the girl for now... she's kind of freaky.
Let's move on to the son.
I don't know if it's just me, but he looks way older than his classmates.
I mean look at this kid.
Look at her.
Now look at the son.
Looks like he got held back a couple times, but given what happens next I can kind of
see why.
Also there's a poster on the wall behind him that just says "BIG".
It could be because everything in this movie seems to have a miniature version, and if
the lines between the two do start to blur at some point as I predicted, there may be
clues about which world we are in.
I think we've established that the kid is kind of disturbed, so this sign at the school
that has the words HELP? and counselor probably foreshadow a scene that takes place at said
counselor's office involving the kid.
You may have noticed in this quick shot that the head from this doll is missing, but what
you most likely overlooked, is that this is actually supposed to be the son, Peter.
The dresser right here is the same as this dresser seen in his room, and the position
of the bed in relation to his desk also matches.
The shade of the blue pajamas seems to be the same as what the doll is wearing and the
color of the walls and the location of this stripe all match up.
But of course there had to be inconsistencies like the missing blinds or the added carpet.
I think we can assume that his head smashing tendencies are probably related to why the
doll has no head, but it also looks like something is trying to pull his head off just before.
And as promised, there is one major consistency that could be a big clue as to what's making
this family so crazy.
At the end of the trailer, this flare transitions the mother's face into the daughter.
A similar flair is seen traveling down the hall at the son's school.
I'd love to hear your thoughts about this, so let me know what you think in the comments.
If you're looking forward to Hereditary, then leave this video a like.
If you're too scared, check out my comedy-horror web-series The Wokking Dead instead.
But regardless of your choice, I'm going to be covering all the best horror content of
2018, so make sure that you subscribe to CZsWorld for new horrors every week, ring that deathbell
for notifications and I'll see you in the next one.
Assuming we both survive.
What?
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Democrats Show Just How Depraved They Are By Booing These 5 Words In Trump's SOTU Speech. - Duration: 5:38.
Democrats Show Just How Depraved They Are By Booing These 5 Words In Trump's SOTU
Speech.
Just when we thought that Democrats couldn't stoop any lower, they once again showcased
their unhinged depravity when they disturbingly jeered at 5 simple words in President Donald
Trump's SOTU address.
Don't miss this video.
Regardless of how beneficial a policy is for Americans, Democrats have consistently proven
that they will fully oppose it as long as it's approved by President Donald Trump.
Their vitriol has completely consumed the Democratic Party, as they have never mentally
recovered from their beloved Hillary Clinton losing her bid for the White House.
Unsurprisingly, there was relentless scowling, perpetual sitting, and raucous jeering during
President Trump's State of the Union address, despite its many unifying points.
However, nothing could prepare Americans for the moment Democrats disrespectfully booed
as Trump turned the attention to a cause that no one with an ounce of human decency would
oppose.
While addressing the devastating effects of illegal immigration, President Donald Trump
turned to honor the grieving parents of two teen girls who were brutally murdered by illegal
aliens only to be met with boos and groans from the unhinged Democrats as he laments
the "loss of many innocent lives."
Not only did the liberal attendees mock the victims of their own failed policies, they
even refused to stand or applaud the parents of the murdered children.
Their jeering can be heard several times within the short clip below as well as an entire
row of Democrats refusing to rise in honor of the grieving parents."Here tonight are
two mothers and two fathers: Evelyn Rodriguez, Freddy Cuevas, Elizabeth Alvarado, and Robert
Mickens," Trump said.
"Their two teenage daughters — Kayla Cuevas and Nisa Mickens — were close friends on
Long Island.
But in September 2016, on the eve of Nisa's 16th Birthday, such a happy time it should
have been, neither of them came home.
These two precious girls were brutally murdered while walking together in their hometown.
Six members of the savage MS-13 gang have been charged with Kayla and Nisa's murders.
Many of these gang members took advantage of glaring loopholes in our laws to enter
the country as unaccompanied illegal unaccompanied alien minors — and wound up in Kayla and
Nisa's high school.
Evelyn, Elizabeth, Freddy, and Robert: Tonight, everyone in this chamber is praying for you.
Everyone in America is grieving for you."
Many Democrats refused to stand or even applaud the grieving parents to honor their murdered
innocent children, showcasing their flagrant support of illegal alien gang members over
American youths.
Indeed, they hold such unfettered hatred of President Donald Trump, our nation, and hardworking
legal immigrants that they would rather offer their efforts to criminal migrants than their
dead victims' families.Additionally, the Democrats symbolically spit on the graves
of these dead children by continuing to mock and shout as President Trump blasted the liberal
policies that have led to countless crimes committed by so-called "Dreamers."
NBC News reports that many of these naysayers had invited illegal aliens to attend the speech
as their personal guests, although no one gave a seat to any of the family members whose
loved ones have been killed by criminal migrants.As Trump slammed "open borders" and "chain
migration," Rep. Joe Crowley of New York, one of the chamber's highest-ranking Democrats,
was heard saying, "Oh, come on!" while others gestured in disgust.
In fact, Trump's comments concerning illegal immigration seemed to evoke the biggest reaction
from Democrats, who expressed their displeasure even after being confronted with the teary-eyed
parents, according to Breitbart.
Loud boos could be heard after Trump said, "Under the current broken system, a single
immigrant can bring in virtually unlimited numbers of distant relatives."
He added, "Under our plan, we focus on the immediate family by limiting sponsorships
to spouses and minor children."
Expectedly, a number of viewers expressed their disdain for the Democratic Party's
behavior on Former Secret Service member Dan Bongino's post, including their own liberal
voters.
"I am going to change my political affiliation.
Registered Democrat my whole life but I can't respect them," one social media user wrote.
"They have shown just how much disdain they have for America, Americans, & every pro American
idea POTUS real Donald Trump has mentioned!" another commented.
"Talk about the lowest of the low!
Scum of the earth.
Democratic policies let MS-13 into America and they sit and boo families of the murdered!"
another replied.
"Beyond shameful when they care more about murderous illegal alien thugs than they do
about the families victimized by them," still another said.
"Democrats looked horrible.
True colors showing.
Why anyone would want them representing them is beyond me," another commented.
Democrats have proven not only in their vocal reactions but also in their policies that
they value criminal foreigners over American citizens, including their own voters.
Hopefully, as liberals see this abhorrent behavior, they begin to abandon the party
that has abandoned them.
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BREAKING 12 Hrs After Hillary Slams Trump At Grammys He Delivers WORST News Of Her - BreakingNews24 - Duration: 34:23.
BREAKING 12 Hrs After Hillary Slams Trump At Grammys He Delivers WORST News Of Her Life
Another celebrity ego-stroking awards show took place Sunday night and like all other
celebrity gatherings to honor each other, they centered the show around bashing President
Donald Trump.
This is expected in liberal Hollywood since stage presence always seems to present the
opportunity to cause political chaos in front of the entire country.
However, red-blooded Americans were particularly shocked when the former Presidential candidate
and political criminal, Hillary Clinton, took center stage out of nowhere with a special
message for Trump, her nemesis.
The only thing that could deter music industry celebrities from praising each other, is the
opportunity to publicly trash our president.
The focus of the Grammys wasn't the musical accomplishments of those in the industry,
it was on Michael Wolff's Trump administration exposé 'Fire and Fury.'
Hillary Clinton stepped on stage to troll Trump with her public reading of a few pages,
feeling like a hero.
She was praised by her peers Sunday night at the show despite not really fitting into
that crowd and desperately trying.
Other notorious liberals in the industry like aging rapper Snoop Dogg, Cher, and other washed
up celebs did the same.
It was all fun and games for the ridiculously disrespectful cast of misfits until 12 hours
later when they all got the worst news of their lives from the man they made fun of
all night, who happens to be their president too.
Among the heaviest hit is likely Hillary herself who should have stayed home but decided to
get involved where she doesn't belong.
Fox News reports:
Hillary Clinton's surprise Trump-bashing cameo during the 60th Annual Grammy Awards
on Sunday night caused at least a couple of viewers to switch channels, namely the president's
U.N. ambassador, and Trump's oldest son.
But the producer of the Grammys said the telecast stands by the controversial cameo.
Grammys host James Corden set up a pre-taped bit about who might take home next year's
spoken word award.
"We know that our current president does love winning awards and the good news is he
may just be the subject of next year's winner [for Best Spoken Word Album]," Corden announced.
"The question I've got is, who'll be the narrator?"
Outspoken anti-Trump stars John Legend and Cher then auditioned to be the narrator for
Michael Wolff's book "Fire and Fury" about Trump's White House.
There was no place for this skit that's irrelevant and completely unrelated to the
awards show other than to collectively try to humiliate the president by reading some
biased person's opinion on him.
What's real, was the response to the awards show by not only the American people, but
Trump's son, United States Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley, and the president
himself who may just have something better to read aloud tomorrow at his State of the
Union Address.
Fox continued:
The segment resulted in wild applause from the star-studded crowd.
But not all were pleased.
United States Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley slammed the bit.
However, the harshest words came from Donald Trump Jr.
After the show, Grammys Executive Producer Ken Ehrlich said getting Clinton to appear
in the skit wasn't tough.
However, he credited Corden with sealing the deal.
"She kind of took a couple of days to say 'yes,' but ultimately she saw the script,
she knew what we were doing and she liked it."
Clinton recorded the segment near her home on Friday, the Grammys producer added.
Ehrlich said he was aware the bit was getting some backlash, but he told reporters backstage,
"We stand by what we did."
As long as people are reading things aloud in front of all of America, Trump can and
should do the same with the much-anticipated memo he's holding on to for just the right
time.
That time should be tomorrow during the SOTU and while there's no confirmation that he
plans to do so, he certainly has the motivation to read it and expose all the corruption from
Hillary's campaign and his predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama to keep him out of office.
What's perhaps most humiliating for Hillary is that she's been reduced to stupid skits
on stage after her efforts to derail Trump, as detailed in the memo, failed.
It would be poetic justice for him to read that memo out loud tomorrow when more people
will be watching his address than those who bothered to view the Grammy awards.
Hannity reported that this political stunt cost the Grammys 20 percent of their viewership.
"In a night with few memorable performances or last-minute upsets, the 2018 Grammy Awards
saw its television audience shrink by more than 20% as the industry's biggest stars
took turns jabbing President Trump and lecturing viewers on immigration, DACA, and more,"
Hannity reported.
"According to Deadline Hollywood, 'Music's biggest night' took a ratings nosedive compared
to numbers from just one year ago; with the 60th annual awards ceremony posting a measly
12.7/21 metered rating and dropping 20% from the same broadcast in 2017."
It's time for music, sports, and big screen stars to stick to their industries and avoid
getting involved in politics where people don't want to see the two mixed.
If the NFL taught us anything this season, it's that it doesn't end well for any
industry that crosses into unfamiliar, divisive territory outside of entertainment.
Hopefully, for Hillary, her sickening antics was just the trick to get Trump to release
the memo and seal her fate.
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Teacher Helps 6th Grader Write Letter To Hillary Clinton, Parents Furious When They See It - Duration: 5:02.
Teacher Helps 6th Grader Write Letter To Hillary Clinton, Parents Furious When They See It
Parents of a sixth-grader in Pennsylvania are outraged after she brought home a letter
for Hillary Clinton.
Now, the family wants a public apology from the teacher after seeing one thing in the
message for the failed presidential candidate.
According to Fox News, a family in Pennsylvania was furious when their 11-year-old daughter
brought home a letter addressed to Hillary Clinton, which her teacher had helped her
to write.
The little girl, whose name is Mary Reinard, didn't notice the misspelling in Clinton's
name until she showed the letter to her parents.
Mary reportedly asked her teacher, Benjamin Attinger, to help her with the letter because
she considers Hillary Clinton a hero.
It would seem there is a lack of parenting going on at home, but I digress.
The 11-year-old from Sunbury told the Daily Item that she had seen a story about Clinton
reportedly speaking to the dead, and having lost a baby sister almost a decade ago, Mary
told Attinger that she wanted to know if the story was true and decided to write a letter
to Clinton to find out.
Attinger, who works at Shikellamy Middle School, agreed to help the inquisitive 6th-grader
with putting the address on the letter to ensure it reached its destination.
As a side note, maybe it's a good thing the letter was written sooner rather than
later or Clinton's mail might have to be sent to a federal prison, but again, I digress.
Mary arrived home with her letter from school on Friday and showed it to her mother Shannon
Reinard.
When they looked closer at how Mary's teacher had helped her spell Clinton's first name,
they were shocked.Attinger had addressed the letter to "Hiliar Rodham Clinton."
The misspelling of Clinton's first name, to include the word "liar" in it, was
not appreciated by the student or her mother.
Shannon's husband Shawn Reinard immediately contacted the administrators at their daughter's
school to file a complaint about the misspelling.
"He [the teacher] can write a letter himself and call her a liar," Shannon said.
"Don't channel it through my 11-year-old daughter."
The couple reportedly said that they were angry that a teacher's politics made it
into the classroom.
Just think about that: A teacher in America using their position to influence students'
political ideas.
In my opinion, Attinger's misspelling of Clinton's name is not misleading and pales
in comparison to other recent stories of liberal teachers in the news getting political in
the classroom.
For example, there's the story of Gregory Salcido of Pico Rivera, California, who berated
a student in front of his entire class for wearing a U.S. Marine's sweatshirt and viciously
attacked the student's military family members calling them the "lowest of the low" and
"dumb sh*ts," according to Breitbart.
I think Attinger's misspelling was harmless, and when the teacher was questioned about
the incident, he said it didn't have anything to do with politics.
His reference to Clinton being a "liar" allegedly had to do with the truth about a
person's ability to speak to the dead.
After the incident, Shannon said that Attinger called them and left a voicemail message.
"When I addressed it, I put liar in the name because I was telling her it [talking
to the dead] wasn't true," he reportedly explained.
"It was kind of a joke.
I didn't really expect it to be taken the way that apparently she took it.
I apologize."
Mary told the Daily Item that she hadn't noticed the misspelling until her mother saw
it and that she would have been filled with dread if it had been mailed to Hillary Clinton.
"I would have felt embarrassed," she said.
"I wouldn't have been able to go to school for a week."
I'm just going to take a guess here, but I suspect Clinton may receive letters and
emails on a routine basis calling her a liar — just saying.
Still, Mary's father Shawn said, "I'm angry.
Whether I agree or not, you keep that out of school.
His student asked him for help, and he failed as a teacher.
At [a] minimum, he owes my little girl a public apology."
No, I don't think he does.
The teacher attempted to call the family and left a voicemail because they either weren't
available or they wanted to keep the recording of his apology for years to come so they could
look back and revel in their social justice warrior glory days.
On Tuesday, the Reinards said they met with Attinger at the school with district officials.
Attinger again apologized to the family, and they accepted.
Still, the Reinards reportedly wanted "people to know what happened here."
In my opinion, the Reinards made way too big of a deal out of the situation, and if anything,
they are only embarrassing themselves and their beloved Hillary over these "I talk
to dead people" claims.
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Lucy Lewis Can't Lose S2 Episode 1 of 5 - Duration: 8:20.
My name is Lucy Lewis.
And my high school...
...has officially gone weird.
(Talking fast) Can't stay, Luce! Just wanted to say
stellar job on those free school breakfasts last term.
Hashtag reluctant hero.
Forward slash you rock!!
Thanks.
Gotta motor, I'm late for P.E.
So, an anonymous Instagrammer
is posting photos of Hills High's best
and worst dressed students.
Now everyone is way too worried about what wear.
But I have a stunning plan.
I'm ignoring it until it goes away.
Hey Jess.
It's J'ess.
I added an apostrophe they're huge in New York right now.
I bet they're still the same size.
You should be careful with your whole look.
Don't want to be Instagram's next worst dressed.
I choose not to engage.
Plus, it's less of a "look" and more of a "don't look".
I forgot you're self-righteous nerd with...
... wild ship Malaysia.
It's mild hip dysplasia.
That's what I said.
Not engaging.
Well, later loser.
Actually, it's Lucy.
Is it really?
J'ess is a real j'erk.
Yo, LL Cool J.
Has cool Mr. Kinloch got a cool offer
for his coolest over-achieving do-gooder?
You say cool too much.
I signed you up as a peer tutor.
Cool, right?
That is the opposite of cool.
That's you, Lucy Lawless warrior princess.
You gots to go with your strengths.
I think we've established I'm neither edgy nor ironically hip.
Just hip displaced.
Hey, did you catch Hills Highs and Lows on the 'gram this morning?
I choose not to engage.
As should you.
Yeah, I know it's whack.
But I gots to make sure they're not posting teachers outfits, yo.
That would be straight up unwoke.
Mr. Spraggon is best dressed?!
Man, that guy is so last Tuesday.
You should ask the popularettes, Lila and Isla.
They know all about that stuff.
Mos def LMNOP. Mos def.
You won't be needing those books today, dog.
What subject is this?
English.
Sweet, I'm fluent already.
(SFX multiple text alerts.)
Ruby is today's worst dressed student.
This is suboptimal.
No one follows Hills Highs and Lows...
Um, everyone does!
Even people who aren't engaging for goodie-one-shoe reasons.
Click and unfollow and it'll go away?
Only it won't.
This is on the internet forever.
It only has 17,000 followers.
Are you trying to help?
Yeah?
Try harder.
Kia kaha wahine.
You know personally, I admire your unconventional approach to fashion.
Who cares what's traditionally flattering.
I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment, Dave.
Hey, nerd.
I heard you're gonna be a tutor?
I am the geekiest girl in the land.
Nah, you'll be sweet.
You're so smart and ... um
... and punctual.
Hello?! Teenage crisis here!
Don't let the haters get you down, Rubes.
Be cool. Exhibit A.
He so likes you.
Boys like Dave don't like girls like me.
Sweet threads, Ruby.
You're so brave with your fashion choices.
Sarcastic eyeroll, yawn.
Especially because it must be really hard finding cool stuff...
... in that size.
Not engaging.
Forget it.
You're a real mean girl, Jess.
Excuse me, what loser?
You heard me.
You're a mean, unnecessary apostrophe having
dumb clothes wearing...
SFX School Bell
... and your grades are well below average.
Whoa!
OMG, yo?
Y'all better check yourselves
before you wreck yourselves.
Looks like it's principal o'clock, Lucy Lips.
You too, Boy George.
Google it, girlfriend.
At Hills High
we use our words to help not hinder.
In my defence she was bullying Ruby about her outfit.
In my defence her outfit was hideous.
Like someone else I could mention...
This Instagram account is making people go crazy.
Unreasonable teenage behaviour was around way before the interwebs.
Here it comes. Lucy detention.
Lucy...
... you did the right thing.
Huh?
Bullying girls for what they wear is not cool and it's not clever.
Jess detention.
It's pronounced J'ess.
That's all I s'aid.
What the flip just happened?
I heard Lucy totally stood up to J'ess!
I heard she punch her in the face.
I heard that she punched you in the gym.
I heard she punched her in the lunch hour.
I heard she didn't do it as well as I would have done it.
(Talking fast) I heard Lucy was so mean
that J'ess cried so hard she burst a tear duct
and had to be sent to hospital but they got her confused with another patient called Jess
and gave her an experimental drug and now she has the tail!
Lucy is so cool.
O.M flipping G hashtag don't be a bystander.
Retweet.
You should totally come online shopping with us tomorrow.
Online shopping?
Goodbye loser nerd.
Hello slightly popular nerd?
I smell a makeover.
I smell tacos.
(SFX Principal Announcement.)
Due to recent events I've decided
Hills High will now have
a strict student dress code.
Dress code?
No distracting bright colours
tight clothes
spaghetti straps
short skirts or inappropriate outfits.
And it's all thanks to Lucy Lewis.
I think we're actually really busy tomorrow.
Unfriended.
I have a bad feeling about this.
But I gots to check ... blurgh
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Darling in the Franxx - Neet Review ( Episode 3 ) - Duration: 3:19.
So you just had awkward sex and I know whatcha thinking.
Well the good news is
You don't have erectile dysfunction
The bad news is
Everybody now knows that you're a disappointment.
You're going to have to live with the consequences of participating in terrible sex.
Hopefully she doesn't go to a journalist.
It's important that we talk about our feelings.
So let's open up to our good friend.
Who happens to be the cuck dating the girl you just f**ked
I mean it still counts even if you just put it in.
Alright I know whatcha thinking.
But it's incest in name only.
I mean come on who hasn't fantasized about sleeping with their siblings.
Uh I mean I wouldn't know I'm an only child.
Alright moving on.
Look, you know. You're not alone.
We've all had our moments where we were not in peak performance.
It's okay to be ashamed.
Recognizing our flaws allows us to improve on them.
But at least you have a girlfriend.
So let's go see her.
G
I wonder why.
So your girlfriend takes you out on a date.
And she's got it all planned out.
Yeah I know right you really lucked out on her.
Don't you f**king blow it
So she takes you dancing.
And then you do the impossible with her.
You go outside.
What a joyous occasion.
You're finally a man.
Oh geez I don't know babe, I think we should take it slow.
Oh God! NO!
Of course I'll marry you!
This [nice female] I swear to God.
So I know whatcha thinking.
Where did all these mechs come from?
Now allow me to explain.
As a Neet with an online PhD in clinical sexlexia.
When you are having sexual intercourse.
And you become one with your partner.
The two of you enter a fever dream together.
Where you have to work together to fight off the dreaded STDs.
It's like Pacific Rim.
Except instead of trying to save mankind.
You're trying to keep your manhood clean.
Sometimes when you are having an orgy.
You enter a matrix like environment.
Where couples can interact and fight off the venearal diseases together.
But sometimes it doesn't go as planned.
Some partners can climax to early and be left vulnerable.
Well now your friends are in a pickle.
It's time to whip it out and get in there.
But sometimes life gets in the way.
Turns out you still have to do paperwork that your dickhead boss threw at you.
But your girlfriend needs to be satisfied.
I mean you need to save your friends.
Now this asshole shows up and does the equivalent of slapping your girlfriends ass at the bar.
He's planning on taking her away and leaving his mark in her.
This is where you step up and...
Noooo
Ok nevermind. I guess we'll go the cuck route.
I mean you're clearly busy and she has her needs.
I don't know what to do now.
Hopefully he's bad at sex.
Ok um. Turns out he's pretty good.
I mean I guess you don't have a girlfriend anymore.
Well it turns out your girlfriend might be a little crazy in bed.
She might be a dom.
That's pretty hot >.<
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What drinks are you both gonna order?
I don't know. I've never been here
I've been here like a THOUSAND Times ;)
You should get the panda milk tea,It's AMAZING.
Okay
What would you ladies like to drink?
Panda milk tea please.
I'll have the Mango smoothie
Me too. Mango smoothie.
I am so shocked and betrayed right now.
Demons and Slush have completely throw me under the bus.
I cant believe you guys did that.
Did what?
You didn't order the panda milk tea
We changed our minds care care
You said you were getting Panda milk tea.
Mango is better
Whatever! F**k you guys.
Care care! Sersiously?!
Don't be stupid. This is stupid. Why are you being stupid?
This is typical of Care. She always makes a big deal out of Tea.
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Hey y'all, I just spent 100$ at the crystal store
AGAIN
Hey whats up, it's Friday oh my god I almost fell
I don't really know what I"m doing this weekend I'm hoping to get an ear piercing tomorrow
and it's like PJ's birthday
I mean, it's not like his birthday.
maybe it is- Idon't know when his birthday is, Iknow it's soon HE's celebrating his birthday
tomorrow I'll figure out the details IDK
anyway, Iwent to the crystal store, aka namaste books
and Igot some good ol things including this tiny ass tarot deck INSANITY
Ihaven't eaten all day- that isn't true Ihad a protein bAR this morning
otherwise, no food and NO coffee.
My body has gotten used to getting a starbucks everyday because it's like right next to work
and Mama's got four star rewards to blow through~~~!
Is-uh.. we were walking around and I bought more crystals
oops
I'm trash
Hey guys, trying to get pierced.
but also trying to be subtle
I DID IT- this is what it looks like Idid IT.
COOL- what does everyone think?Am Iprettier now???
*yes*
Oh my god Ilove confidence
Hey guys- so we're still outside.
ummmm
I haven't really checked in but Iwanted to let you know if you were thinking about going
to the glossier showroom I would advise you DO NOT
It's like, kind of hot and sweaty and teens will be mad at you and it will give you like
a crisis and...
huh, I'm still recovering
thats now a christmas movie? it has christmas in teh title
YES IT IS THATS WHAT IM SAYING
like that's a christmas movie THAT IS A- or christmas
OR LIKE
The holiday is called"the holiday"
OK- Ithink the holiday is a christmas
THE HOLIDAY ALSO
are you telling me home alone is a christmas movie but love actuallly is not???
THE HOLIDAY- is centered around a holiday.
BUT-
*LOVE ACTUALLY IS CENTERED AROUND A HOLIDAY!!**
BUT ITS ALSO LIKE, ILLUDING to the fact that they go ON holiday like they go on vacation,
ya know??
like it's more, i'ts not just about like, the HOLIDAY thats happening its about a lot
more than that.
where as like-
SO the bathrooms that way??
Ilove the fourth of july- USAforever!!!!
Hey guys, it's nightime now/.
We're in brooklyn.
i don't think i've checked in since at least 6 hours ago.
not much has changed except our location and how much beer Ihave had.
I'll let you know how things are going, probably not.
It hasn't been like, exciting things, it's just been like- WE'VE DONE SOME STUFF
we had a content day, here's my instagram.
BING BING BING
don't forget to smash those likes over there.
I BEAT her in likes.
It's just like funny that I"m not your friend anymore.
YOU LOVE me it's ok.
I hate her and I unfollowed.
heheeh hee HUH
oooooooohhhhh
oooh I hate it.
please stop.
oh Idon't like it.
alright guys, itonly went OK.
don't be foooled, by the cream.
we're fine and its good.
*aly and aj play*
WHEN YOU GONNA TAKE ME OUT
"me to ian at the bar"
Hey guys, it's still saturday.
Ivlogged barely anything.
It's been uuuhhh...
like i had such a fun day, i got my ear pierced.
I do'nt think i really described it.
Igot uh.. like a forward helix, and uh, not that...??
and then we celebrated Pj's birthday, which I talked about Oh m gosh this is the crystal
Igot
it's so cute i love it
so, oh.
so, oh my god
piercing healing vlog- this has really taken a turn
ok, after just having soap and touching it to my ear i don't even understand how to just
put soap on my ear
oh my god Icleaned it and now it's sticking out so fudging far and I'm not here for it
ouch
GOOD morning and happy Suuundayyy
Look what mama got
hehehe
two smoothers later:
uh, Ijust payed oh my god, QUIET
Ijust paid for another month of CBSall access, Ihate that streaming sersvice.
it literally sUUUCKKS
but i'm trying to watch the fricken grammys in like an hour
alright you guys, i have my retainer in i cleaned my ear they're definitely bleeding
cranberrys are about to start
Ihope everyone had a good WEEKEND I'll seeyou later this week- BYYYE bye by bye bye
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