- Can you, can you see me, or not?
- [Man] Yes.
(lights clicking on)
- This is TMI with Laura.
Hello guys and welcome back.
This is not Laura's Corner, this is TMI with Laura
because let's face it, I tell y'all way too much information
about me, but that's okay because they're paying me
to do it.
So a lot of you guys don't know this about me,
but I'm actually half Colombian.
Anyway, I go to Colombia and not only do I go there
for Christmas, but I also wanted to visit my favorite
cousin, not that cousin, ratchet.
So me and my boyfriend go to Colombia and the first
stop we make is in Santa Marta, and it happens
to be my boyfriend's birthday.
That's my boyfriend, wait.
(kissing noise)
Okay go.
We had a really really good time, but then something
really really bad happened along the way.
It was just absolutely detrimental, like.
- It wasn't that bad.
- It was, babe, it was bad, thank you.
We went to Tayrona Park, and it's a beautiful
beautiful park, like it takes like three hours
to get there, you have to take an hour bus,
and then you have to walk two hours in the jungle
and there's mud everywhere and there's horse poop
everywhere and you're walking with poop
and then with mud and then it's just, it's all
becomes one and I'm not used to this because I'm
a city girl, but my boyfriend he's American,
and he loves doing outdoorsy shit.
I don't know if it's like a white people thing?
- I think it's just an outdoorsy person thing.
- So we're there, we're walking, and we finally
get to the campsite and it's absolutely beautiful.
You know you see the mountains and then the palms
and you smell the beach and everything is beautiful
and there's these dogs there (dog barking).
There was little poop mines, which I was like, okay,
that's fun, whatever, they're dogs and we're
in a big ass park, it doesn't matter.
Not thinking that this would affect me later on.
(thrilling sounds)
So we go to the beach, we come back, everything's great
and so nighttime comes and I'm like it's your birthday
baby, let's do whatever you want to do.
We drink, we dance, and then we go to sleep.
We make love cause it's his birthday, don't worry about it,
too much information,
and then three o'clock in the morning comes.
Everything's dark, the lights are off.
There's no moon that night, I don't know where it was.
There were stars everywhere.
You could see the Milky Way Galaxy,
and then you hear animals outside.
We're in a camp, we're in the middle of the jungle.
There was jaguars, there was probably a bear, I don't
know if there was an ostrich out there.
There were things out there that were scary.
And so I wake up in sweat with a horrible pain
in my stomach and I'm like oh my God, I'm dying.
Like that's what's happening right now,
and so I try to wake up Wes, and he's not waking up.
He's like "no babe, leave me alone", and I'm like "Wes,
I think I need to go to the bathroom".
And I'm like cold sweating and I'm pale, like there
is no blood in my hands right now.
And he's like "Laura, you're fine, just just"
- If it was so dark how'd you know you were pale?
- Stop.
So then I'm there and I'm like dying and I'm like
"babe, I think I have to go to the bathroom."
He's like "no, babe, you're a big girl."
"Yeah, I know I'm a big girl, can you please
take me to the bathroom?"
Guys, we were in a jungle.
There was lions and tigers and bears and bats
and probably an ostrich somewhere and a hippopotamus.
I don't know what's out there.
- There were some dogs, and some cats, one of the dogs
was a puppy.
- Okay, but they sounded like rabid animals, yes they did.
So he finally wakes up angry, and he's like "fine."
And we're walking through the poop mine of the dog poop.
- In my boxers and bare feet.
- We're both walking in his sexy boxers and me with
my poop diarrhea, we're just walking, and there's poop
on the floor because of the dogs.
And so I finally get to the bathroom after, you know,
30 minutes of walking.
We're in the bathroom and he's like waiting outside,
and I just, I let, I let it go.
I let everything outside of me go.
Mind you there's no toilet room.
There's just the rim, and I'm like great.
I have diarrhea and I can't even sit in a proper
toilet seat, and then on top of that when I see,
I only have three sheets of toilet paper.
Three, and I have diarrhea.
And then on top of that there's a big ass bug
this big like next to me, and I'm sweating.
I have cold shivers, because that's what, just
what you go through when you have diarrhea.
And so I'm sure I woke up the entire campamento
and I'm just like I can't believe this is happening
to me right now, and then I feel bad because
I woke up my boyfriend.
He was going through his R-E-M sleep or whatever.
- She, she didn't feel that bad.
- So anyway, when that happened, you know,
we both went back to the tent.
We walked back the ten minutes, and then we were
both kind of like bickering.
He's like "I don't know why you had to wake me up.
You could have gone up there by yourself."
And I'm like "well, I'm sick, you should have helped me."
And he's like "I did help you, I ended up going
there with you."
And then this lady goes "shhhh, callense!"
and then we felt bad that not only did I wake up
the whole campment, I woke up this lady sitting next.
- Campsite.
- Guess what, diarrhea doesn't just happen once,
it happens several times.
And I start sweating again, and then Wes looks at me
like he knows, like we both give this look like,
I'm like, I'm going through, and he's like I know
you are, but I'm not going wit chu this time.
You know the way. fine.
So when I get up, I have to go through the poop
mine, scared of the lions and tigers and bears.
- Of all parts of this story, the poop mines were real.
I will give you that.
- Thank you.
- It was a lot of poop from dogs.
- So not only did I have poop inside of my stomach,
I had poop on my feet.
That's how I went to the bathroom.
And this happened several times a night.
It was just absolutely horrible.
That's TMI with Laura.
(light clicking off)
The trip was really nice though.
You guys should go to Colombia.
Make sure to watch more of our videos on the YouTube
playlist, if you guys like what you see,
yeah, you like it?
Well, he's mine.
(Latin music)
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