Thursday, February 1, 2018

Youtube daily report Feb 1 2018

Learn colors for kids with Ducks - Episode 177

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Nursery Rhymes Compilation For Kids with Wrong Heads - Duration: 9:01.

Nursery Rhymes Compilation For Kids with Wrong Heads

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Pepa Ninja Turtles Finger Family Nursery Rhymes | Baby Song - Duration: 14:03.

Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Mommy finger, Mommy finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Brother finger, Brother finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Sister finger, Sister finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Baby finger, Baby finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

For more infomation >> Pepa Ninja Turtles Finger Family Nursery Rhymes | Baby Song - Duration: 14:03.

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EJ Carter is Up Next

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What's Different in Bayonetta 1 & 2 on Nintendo Switch? - PREVIEW (amiibo, Performance, & Controls) - Duration: 3:56.

Hey there, I am Daan and I'm here to talk with you about Bayonetta 1 & 2 for Nintendo

Switch.

I got the codes in prety recently nad I'm here to tell you about a few of the things

I've noticed so far.

Mind you, this is not going to be a real preview of any sort, though I would love to talk about

these games again as I love the Bayonetta games a ton.

For starters, let's talk about Bayonetta 1, which hasn't really changed much.

Like the Wii U Nintendo costumes are still there.

Weirdly enough, you can use the video capture feature in Bayonetta 1, but not Bayonetta

2, so hopefully that'll be fixed with a Day 1 patch.

With Bayonetta 2, the changes are way more significant.

All of the costumes can now be unlocked with amiibo.

As soon as you neter the Gates of Hell bar and scan them in, you will unlock goodies.

And the crazy thing is you can scan in amiibo 32 times a day, which is insane.

If you want to grind for Halos, this is pretty viable!

The main unlocks though come down to Samus, Fox, Link, Peach, Daily, and both bayonetta

Smash amiibo.

This makes costume-only runs a viable option, which is exactly what I did.

After chapter 1, I switched into the Samus costume and never took it off, because sprinting

with the Morph Ball is awesome.

While the original bayonetta performs the same, I would say Bayonetta 2 has benefited

in coming to Nintendo Switc.

It seems to run very nice which wasn't the case in a couple instance on Wii U.

Both games suffered fromw eird slowdown on Wii U, but they seemed to have disappeared

here.

And that optimial performance translates well to the handheld screen, whcih is a joy to

play.

Spekaing of handheld mode, yes the touchscreen controls are back on the Switch, and yes,

they have been improved.

Considering that the Nintendo Switch has a mmulti-touch touchscreen, it makes a lot of

sense.

On Wii U, it was a clunky option, that wasn't even fun due to the nature of the game.

You couldn't use multiple fingers or various gestures and get thigns done at a decent pace.

Platinum saw fit to improve this groundwork and make it more usable in these games.

Naturally, I stil prefer a controller, but it's nice to have the choice.

Finally, I did try a bit of Tag Climax Mode locally.

This mode was previously online-only in the Wii U version, as you teamed up with a freind

to take on various missions.

You xcould play as various characters which changed up some stuff.

And while the onklie functions is back, you can now play lcoal wirelessly as well--and

it worked flawlessly.

I got a kick out of it since youu can communicate better with each other.

So yeah, I had a good time with both Bayonetta 1 & 2 on Nintendo Switch.

Previously I would say that Bayonetta 2 was one of the best games to grace the Wii U and

now that statement is the same for Nintendo Switch.

So yeah those are the changes I've noticed so thanks for watching and subscribe to GameXplain

for more on Bayonetta and other things gaming too.

Bye Bye.

For more infomation >> What's Different in Bayonetta 1 & 2 on Nintendo Switch? - PREVIEW (amiibo, Performance, & Controls) - Duration: 3:56.

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Michelle Just Went On Ellen And Revealed SICK Thing She Did To Melania – She Hid It For MONTHS! - Duration: 6:11.

Michelle Just Went On Ellen And Revealed SICK Thing She Did To Melania – She Hid It For

MONTHS!

Once again the former First Lady Michelle Obama proves to the world the saying "You

can take the woman out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the woman."

This time around she decided to show the world her lack of class by doing an interview with

the mediocre talk show host Ellen Degeneres for no other reason than to laugh at our First

Lady Melania Trump.

Instead of being thankful that First Lady Melania was gracious enough to hand her a

gift from Tiffanys, she pokes fun at the fact that she didn't have any staff to take the

gift from her.

Are you kidding me?

Tiffanys?

This woman isn't even suited for a gift from the clearance aisle at The Dollar Store.

Now keep in mind these are the same people who don't like President Trump's "tone."

They attack Trump for telling the truth but at the same time, they mock a first lady who

has done nothing to any of them.

All Melania has done is represented our great nation with class for a change.

Especially after having a first lady as classless as Michelle gets when she doesn't get her

own way.

Via Politicult:

CLASSLESS MICHELLE OBAMA DOES THE UNTHINKABLE TO MELANIA TRUMP BEFORE WHITE HOUSE VISIT

For eight years we've said Michelle Obama has no class, and she proved it yesterday.

Donald Trump and his wife Melania visited the People's House after his historic upset

that sent shockwaves across the world.

However, while Trump's peaceful coup of the Democrats' stranglehold on our nation

made history, Michelle Obama denied him and his wife the opportunity to commemorate his

achievement as she and her husband did after winning in 2008.

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the Obamas canceled the traditional photo-op

outside of the White House with the First Family and the newly elected president and

his wife.

When Obama won, he and Michelle took a photo with President Bush and his wife Laura to

commemorate the historic moment, but apparently Michelle Obama wouldn't bestow the honor

upon the Trumps.

CLASSLESS Michelle Obama Does The UNTHINKABLE To Melania Trump Before White House Visit

More from WSJ:

"The Obamas canceled a photo-op of the current and future first couples outside the south

entrance of the White House.

In his first visit to the White House after the 2008 election, Mr. Obama and first lady

Michelle Obama posed for the cameras alongside President George W. Bush and first lady Laura

Bush.

The decision not to participate in this tradition illustrates how bitter the campaign was, particularly

for Mrs. Obama who delivered some of the most emotional arguments against electing Mr. Trump."

Lovely?

Considering that Obama himself had no problem meeting with Trump, you know damn well this

was all Michelle.

Although while it's absolutely a classless move from the most classless First Lady we've

ever had, it really doesn't come as a surprise, unfortunately.

Keep in mind this is the woman who said she was proud of America "for the first time"

after her husband was elected, it's the woman who's jet-setted around the world

with her mother at our expense while trashing the country as a bunch of racists, and it's

the woman who's lived high on the hog with her family and enjoyed lavish eight-course

meals with global elites on our dime while Americans suffered from her husband's horrible

policies.

Yeah, that was all Michelle Obama, the same Michelle Obama who took it upon herself to

deny the Trumps the honor of commemorating their first visit to OUR house with a picture

of the departing First Family.

It would be nice if she at least showed some gratitude to the country that gave her everything

by honoring this tradition, but apparently she's too hung up on herself to consider

that it's not just the Trumps the picture was for, it's for the entire country as

well as the history books.

So to that I say, don't let the door hit you in the ass, Michelle.

We're NOT going to miss you in the least.

This is what left wingers do when they have nothing.

They attack people for the good they do.

If you have any doubt about this, just watch the State of the Union speech.

Every-time President Trump touted another accomplishment which is a positive for the

American worker the Democrats sat with faces that drooped down to the floor.

They don't care about the American people or America.

All they want is the next payday, which today would be the so-called "Dreamers" who

if allowed to vote would guarantee the presidency to the Democrat Party for decades to come.

Please share if you agree the Democrats are ant-American and are happy to see the Obama's

gone from the White House.

what do you think about this?

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💕 5 Creative Wall Storage Ideas For Small Living Room💕 - Duration: 3:56.

Your living room is where you typically greet your guests

so organizing it is imperative for a superb first impression.

There are always challenges, however, with small living rooms

and where to fit all your furniture without making everything looks cramped.

Better check out this list of 5 creative wall storage ideas for your small living room

by simphome.com we have for you.

1. Hanging Mantel will be Swell

A mantel shelf will add a lot of interest to your plain living room

and you can nail one without having to buy them at IKEA.

You will only need three 8 feet 1" x 12" oak boards, dark walnut stain and wood glue.

Cut all your boards in half to create six 4 feet boards

and sand them to smooth any rough edges.

Stain each board with a sponge brush

and stack them with a 2" overhang on each side after they are dry.

Apply wood glue once stacked as needed and use clamps to secure them.

This creative wall storage idea for small living room will surely add so much personality and warmth.

2. Simple Rustic Floating Shelf

If you don't have old pallets lying around at home,

you can always pick up materials at Home Depot.

Make sure your shelves are 43 inches long, 10 inches deep and 2 inches tall

to fit your wall without having to worry if they might look too big for the room.

Create a template to make sure you will drill into the center of the boards.

Attach the side pieces at 90◦ with a screw so that they would make a square

and then lay your front board in place and pre drill a hole through both the front and the side piece.

Insert the hex bolt with a washer to hold the two pieces together

and finally put the underlayment flat on top.

You can opt to stain your shelves for beauty purposes.

3. Recessed Shelving

This type of wall storage won't take space in your living room per se

because the shelving is cut into the wall.

You can go for completely blend-into-the-wall shelves or opt for a feature of them.

However, you might want to paint them in a contrasting color so they stand out.

Additionally, because this recessed shelving doesn't intrude on a room,

you can take the entire wall for your storage space.

4.Kill Two Birds with One Stone

Get an overpowering look in your teeny-tiny living room

with an open shelf surrounded by cupboards and drawers.

While simple cupboards or drawers taking an entire wall of units might look intense

and give off an overcrowded feel,

you might opt for open shelves in the center to place your TV or display your antique collection.

So, not only will you have drawers and cupboards as storage

but also the open shelves provide more room to hoard your stuff.

The shelves will surely give a captivating twist

to the expanse of units and turn your wall storage into a one-of-a-kind chic design.

5. Old Dresses Drawers

Repurpose old drawers into shelves.

Mount the bottom of the drawer into the wall bracket or fasten each side with a strong bolt.

Paint them in soft hues and arrange them in a specific pattern for an aesthetic look in your living room.

You can make them as your bookshelves or display your collection there.

These creative wall storage ideas for small living room will obviously furnish your home.

Come back again next time with more home, Kitchen makeover and decorating ideas.

Like this video, comment it, or better yet share it with everyone in your social circle.

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See you again later and thanks for watching

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If You're Happy And You Know It | Junior Squad | Video For Toddlers | Song For Babies by Kids Tv - Duration: 2:52.

Oh I'm so Happy..

If you're happy and you know It, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know It, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet...

If you're happy and you know It, stamp your feet...

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, stamp your feet...

If you're happy and you know It, "snap your fingers

If you're happy and you know It, "snap your fingers

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, "snap your fingers

If you're happy and you know It, shout "Hurray!"

"Hurray!"

If you're happy and you know It, shout "Hurray!"

"Hurray!"

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, shout "Hurray!"

"Hurray!"

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet...

If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet...

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, stamp your feet...

If you're happy and you know It, "snap your fingers

If you're happy and you know It, "snap your fingers

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, "snap your fingers

If you're happy and you know It, shout "Hurray!"

"Hurray!"

If you're happy and you know It, shout "Hurray!"

"Hurray!"

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, shout "Hurray!"

"Hurray!"

If you're happy and you know It, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know It, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, clap your hands..

If you're happy and you know It, And you really want to show it.....

If you're happy and you know It, clap your hands..

For more infomation >> If You're Happy And You Know It | Junior Squad | Video For Toddlers | Song For Babies by Kids Tv - Duration: 2:52.

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Isola, Francesco Monte: mamma Rodriguez si scaglia contro il naufrago | Wind Zuiden - Duration: 3:40.

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Homescapes Level 268 - How to complete Level 268 on Homescapes - Duration: 3:10.

"How to complete Level 268 on Homescapes"

"Homescapes Level 268 - How to complete Level 268 on Homescapes"

"Homescapes Level 268"

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Workshop - Oral History, Komotau/Chomutov, 2017 (deutsche Untertitel) - Duration: 8:14.

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Monsoon Flooded River Padma | Travel Padma River During Rainy Season | Fun_Entertainment - Duration: 2:05.

The Padma is a major river in Bangladesh. It is the main

distributary of the Ganges, flowing generally southeast

for 120 kilometres (75 mi) to its confluence with the

Meghna River near the Bay of Bengal. The city of

Rajshahi is situated on the banks of the river.

For more infomation >> Monsoon Flooded River Padma | Travel Padma River During Rainy Season | Fun_Entertainment - Duration: 2:05.

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Hậu VCK U23 châu Á 2018, chỉ lo Quang Hải không 'vững' được như Công Phượng|BẢN TIN 24H| - Duration: 4:26.

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Dr Shahid Masood Khud Zainab Qatal main Mulawas tha Secret Website ka nkshaaf - Duration: 2:21.

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Gani Websites par Videos Dekhne Par 7 Saal ki Saza ka Elan - Duration: 3:22.

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Anticipazioni Uomini e donne 1° febbraio: Gemma umiliata miseramente | Wind Zuiden - Duration: 3:30.

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Uomini e Donne, Paolo Crivellin ha scelto Marianna Acierno? L'indizio | Wind Zuiden - Duration: 3:39.

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'쌀딩크' 박항서, "나는 한국 축구에서 퇴출된 상태였다" | korea 247 DHL - Duration: 4:35.

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Hot urvashi rautela in Hate Story 4 song Aashiq Banaya Aapne | by Miya Miya - Duration: 0:19.

Hot Urvashi rautela

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[2018] 8 Ball Pool New Cash Trick - Get Unlimited Dollars in Miniclip 8 Ball Pool - Duration: 3:03.

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Clea-Lacy Juhn: Wer ist ihre Favoritin bei "Der Bachelor"? | CELEBRITIES und GOSSIP - Duration: 2:43.

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카타르에 '역습 실점' 허용하며 0-1 패배한 한국 U-23 대표팀 - Duration: 2:05.

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HomePod - Beat - Apple

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How I Animate Countryballs | Behind the Scene - Duration: 7:56.

Hey guys

I have been getting a lot of requests that I should make a tutorial

on how I make my animations

so this video is all about that

how I make everything from voice to animation

how I do everything and what software I use

hopefully this will be helpful

and if you want to make your animations

maybe this will help you who knows? you know ?

always start with the audio

if you not gonna do that you gonna have a bad time

trust me I know this from experience

because otherwise you will have to move the animation on the way

but if you have audio you basically make animation around it

and it saves you bunch of time

so here I have a little piece if about Poland crying

about space

yeah but let's just hear it

I want into space...

next you save that shit and yeah that is it

and then you use this program called levelator

which basically evens out the volume of your audio

so it's not quiet or very loud at some points

next you gonna have to draw some background

I use this program called Clip Studio Paint

Clip Studio Paint yeah I use this program

It's pretty good I like it more than Photoshop

I think for drawing cartoons it's a lot better

but that is just mine opinion you can use any program

to draw backgrounds because

the program I use to animate with it's really not possible

to draw anything else than just

animating stuff

so anything that is not gonna be moving or static

draw in this program or

or Photoshop or any other program

because it's gonna be pain in the ass

in the animation software

and it's coming just in a bit

all I'm doing here is basically just drawing on top of my sketch

drawing grass clouds some bushes

for animating software I use anime studio

or moho or I don't know how you call it

anyways I have love and hate relationship with this software

it does some things really well and some things really bad

and I'm gonna explain as we go

I'm just doing a little demonstration

here I have countryball rig

I'm just moving it playing with it showing you how it works

but you can make any rig you want

and you can assign actions to it or make it do certain things

and even if during the animation

if the rig doesn't have predefined action

you can just make up as you go

so it's really good as you can see I can anime really fast

and animate quickly

and but there is a problem with this software

before you even decide to buy this or

use this software

if you enjoy drawing just don't use it

just use animate cc or flash or whatever

just don't.. do d

don't use this software because

you are not gonna draw as much

if you don't mind

drawing less or you want to save time

then you should consider it but only consider it

download the trial play with it

because it has kind of a steep learning curve

and it took me about one month till I fully started

understand this program and start using it's full potential

yeah it takes some time but when you learn it it's pretty good

and like I said it does some stuff good and some stuff bad, now I'm gonna show some bad stuff

for example if I start drawing

like you see here I use pencil tool or whatever

and when I draw it merges my vectors

and it's not as accurate

and it's really pain in the ass to draw with this software

so that is why I said anything static

or it's not gonna be animated do it outside of this software

trust me you will just save some time

but when you need to animate some stuff

it's pretty easy it's just harder to draw it

but once you drawn it you can animate as you can see by moving vectors

or points and it animates automatically

so it save you a lot of time but it's steep learning curve

that's it I'm gonna start animating now

it was just a little showcase of this software

if you haven't heard of it

and if you did and you are interested I would just suggest go look for some tutorials

I'm just gonna do a rough introduction on what I'm using

so next I put everything into scene. I put two countryballs

change their flags

I already have flags predefined because

I made a lot of animations before and once I create one I just save it in the rig

and when I need to use it again I can reuse it

I change the eye expression I already have them predefined

or I can make new one easily if I need to

and I start animating mouth

what they are saying

also I have mouth actions predefined as well

so all I'm doing just listening to what he is saying and

setting mouth correct positions

and program will animate it automatically

and once this done I start adding movement and changing the camera movement

to fit everything in a scene

so it looks pretty easy but these rigs had a lot of work before

but basically when you set up your rig

if the flow stays consistent in the animation and not a lot of stuff changes in the animation

you can animate pretty quickly with this software

so that is a huge plus to this software

because if you don't have changing rigs or

or a lot of changing stuff in your animations

it's consistent then this software is really good

it took me about 15 minutes to finish this animaiton

all I do next just put music on top of the animation

that is the last step, here is the final result

I want into space

and that is it, hopefully this has been helpful to you in some way

I wanted to do a rough introduction on what I use

because if I would go into more details this video would take

a lot of time

and if you are interested you can investigate on your own

and yeah see you next time

For more infomation >> How I Animate Countryballs | Behind the Scene - Duration: 7:56.

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I'M NEVER USING RPGS AGAIN in Fortnite: BATTLE ROYALE! - Duration: 14:45.

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INFJ Career Advice - Can I Be Good at Sales or Promotion?! - Duration: 5:38.

Hey Dan here and we have a question from an infj about having to sell yourself

and should you basically enter a career or build a business where you have to

sell or promote yourself and the short answer is yes but I'm gonna explain why

you should and how you should do it I am an infj all my life I've been very

active through dancing and the arts I've always had an interest for health and

wellness and have been contemplating a career change to personal training I'm

not sure about it sometimes because I tend to come off as very soft-spoken but

I believe I'm good at connecting with people one on one I know as a trainer

you have to sell yourself to build clients what are your thoughts on this

as a career okay this is a great question because I think a lot of people

hold themselves back from pursuing the career or business they really want

because they're worried about one small aspect of that and one of the most

common if not the most common aspect of that is having to sell yourself first of

all I have a great I like to think great twenty minute video on selling as an

introvert or someone who doesn't like to pressure others and I would HIGHLY

encourage you to watch that video I walk you through the actual strategy of

selling if you don't want a hard sell and it's actually more effective than

hard selling and that brings me to my point here is that your traditional

image of like a personal trainer or gym salesman like hey bro 20 sessions 20

sessions two-year contract I'll give you a good price that doesn't well it does

work but that is not the best way to sell it is not the most effective way

and more and more is it's becoming like dated and people are very aware of that

and so if you think of the traditional salesperson like the the gym owner or

the used-car salesman or whatever that is not what good sales is good sales is

about connecting with people it's about perhaps being quiet soft-spoken

listening to them learning about your client and figuring out how you can help

them with that really good connection and so the way that would work as like a

personal trainer is you organize meetings with people you know

however they come to whether it's through a gym through your website

something like that and you would ask some questions about their goals you

would learn about what they're trying to achieve you might occasionally share

stories of your past clients or offer a little insight but primarily you would

just listen to them and take notes learn about what they're trying to do and then

from there you would eventually put forward like a proposal or your thoughts

on working together and that is going to be a lot more effective than putting

pressure on someone imagine this right you are your own future client right so

you're going and looking at gyms and personal trainers and you go to a place

and they come up to you and they're just like hey you're trying to get you're

trying to get buff right okay cool let me tell you about the weight and the

truth is you're not trying to get buff you have some back pain and you've been

trying to learn about flexibility and all that not build muscle but they don't

listen right this help they show you all the weights they show you all the

equipment they tell you about like how late they're open but you don't really

care because you're an early morning person and that and then at the end of

this conversation they just say alright here's like a 12 month contract sign

here like let's do it how keen are you gonna be on that right

now some people will join because they wanted a gym anyhow or they just don't

like saying no they have trouble with pressure right unfortunately but that's

your first experience now imagine you going another gym and they sit down and

they say hey like when are you thinking of working out what are the best hours

for you and they you know you tell the mornings and they say great you know

we're open at this time in the morning blah blah blah what are you trying to

achieve why are you coming here and you tell them about your back and then they

show you the stretching area and they talk about their own experience you know

stretching and the different exercises you do working together with them as

your trainer and all this what person are you more likely to sign up with

right of course it's the person who listens to you who gets to know you that

you're going to actually want to work with and so all that is my way of saying

do not let sales or promotion hold you back in terms of a business there are

many different strategies in my free free

a program we teach three different marketing techniques or like big picture

strategies each of those have like a dozen strategies in them but three

different approaches that involve no promotion basically in terms of

old-fashioned hard promotion and the selling technique that I mentioned I go

through in the other video requires very little if any kind of pushy or

aggressive sales it's all about listening and asking questions and then

occasionally like at the end you do have to say hey so do you want to hire me but

that's not too hard to do at that point right I'm sure you can manage that

so definitely pursue this career if you have an interest in the topic and you

think you'd be great at it do not worry about the sales aspect that will be no

problem at all thanks for watching this if you have your own question you want

to send in head over to Dreams around the world and click on the ask Dan

button and you can send a question into that way thanks for watching catch you

in another video soon [Music]

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during an interview with Alma Tino Napoli forward dries Mertens discussed

the transfer market and his side's chances of tipping Juventus to the

Scudetto this season here is what the Belgian international had to say boppers

from China last year it happened nobody called me this year the temptation has

been there in the past and it was only human nature to consider these things

but I wanted to continue here I still want to stay here because I am playing

and enjoying myself on the pitch - I'm happy I feel like a child in a toy store

who can have anything he wants is my release clause too low I don't know

that's not for me to say Scudetto the greatest thing about football is winning

not playing well we only know how to win one way and that is by playing the way

we want to play more goals than higway of course I would like that but I also

want to score more than de ko Bacardi and in mobile I want to be

capocannoniere the Scudetto were only be decided after our final match against

Croton on May 20th who is the toughest defender to play against Giorgio

Chiellini is the strongest of all in Serie A he is a very determined guy and

is always looking to anticipate his opponents movements

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How to Speak Fluently When You Lack the Vocabulary | Confident English Fluency 2/3 - Duration: 9:23.

Hello again I'm Greg from OLA English with Greg and welcome to the Confident

English Fluency series. This is video number two of this three-part series and

in this video I want to speak to you about how to speak English fluently if

you lack the vocabulary. So if that's a problem that you have if you constantly

think oh I don't have the vocabulary to express myself well in English... you do..

you just need to watch this video to find out how to do it. So keep watching!

As I said before, this is a three-part video series – remember to look at the

description of this video for links to the other two parts of this video series.

Right, so you're speaking English, you're doing OK but then suddenly you get to

a word that you need in English and you don't know the word, so... what do you do?

well normally... you panic, the conversation comes to a uncomfortable

end and you just feel a bit stupid and want the world to open up and swallow

you, right? Well, sometimes. But it's not a big deal!

Do you really expect to know every word in the English language? I don't know

every word in the English language and I'm a native English teacher, so why

should you? And what can you do to work your way around this problem? To help me

explain this to you, let me first tell you that I speak Spanish fluently, I

speak French fluently I also speak some Italian. Spanish with the third

language I learned and it's also the one that I speak the best now. I mean, yes, I

live in the country, I live in Spain, but the most important thing was that when I

was learning Spanish I knew something that I didn't know when

I was learning French or Italian and that is: you don't need to know all the

words you think you need. You only need to know how to explain those words or

how to describe those words. OK, so you don't need to know all the words, you

just need to know how to be able to describe them and how to be able to

explain them using more simpler vocabulary. As I said, I live in Spain and

to be honest with you I consider my Spanish vocabulary to be quite

ridiculous, I mean sometimes I say to myself: how and why do I know this

word in Spanish?? I mean I have a very very wide vocabulary but yesterday I

wanted a drill from my neighbor, so I was speaking to my neighbor and I just

wanted a drill and I said, "hey can I have... could you lend me your..." and I thought wow,

I don't know the word for a drill in Spanish! So what did I do?

Did I panic? Did I just run away? No! Of course not, no. What I did was I said "have you

got a... I'm sorry I don't know the word in Spanish.. it's a machine that makes holes

in the wall", and of course he understood me, of course! He said, "Al, un taladro, sí

señor!" and gave me the drill! Brilliant! Easy!

I didn't know the word, I didn't need to know the word I maintained a fluent

conversation and I got what I wanted. So listen, there are basically 3 things

that you can do if you lack vocabulary or if you don't know a word that you

think you should know in English. The first thing you can do is describe it

and keep it simple. When you're describing something

just keep it very simple, you can use extremely simple vocabulary to get

whatever you want in English. I remember when I first came to Spain and I wanted a

three-way adapter for my bedroom. A three-way adapter. And I was in a shop

and I saw someone who worked there and I said, "excuse me Señor,

do you have a..." and I thought, 'hwta the heck! My level of Spanish is basic, I don't

know the word for three-way adapter!' So I said in my very basic Spanish, I said, "I

have a television. I have a lamp. I have a radio. I want to use them all at the same

time... help!"

And he said "bla bla bla" and I went and he gave me a

three-way adapter. Yes!!! I think in that moment I really realized, wow,

even with basic, basic language skills you can at least describe or explain

complex vocabulary and complex thoughts in a foreign language. OK, the second

thing you can do if you don't know a word in English is guess it!! That's right,

guess it! And I mean, if your language, if your mother tongue is French or Spanish

or Italian or Portuguese, a lot of the time you can guess it. I'm not too sure

about other languages because I don't really know them but those languages,

with the Latin root, if you take the root of the word and then add a typically

English ending to the sentence [*word] and put your best English accent on, you can

often guess a word correctly. A Spanish example would be that if you want to

know the word 'sostener', in English, you would take the root, 'sos', and add an

English ending to the word. Words in Spanish that end in -tener usually end in

-tain in English so... 'sustain'... great! You guessed it right! Obtener - obtain!

You guess it, you take the root, you add a typical English ending and you guess the

word. Sometimes you're right, sometimes you will get the confused look from the

person you're talking to, but it's worth trying... it's always worth trying!

Alright, the third thing that you can do is use your hands and facial expressions,

you know? You know, if you do this you can say a lot more in English than you think

you can. Using the earlier example, I could have asked my neighbor for a drill

without any words. I could have said [...]

and they would have probably understood me. So be creative, don't be afraid to

express yourself with your hands, with your face and you can actually express

yourself in English and keep the conversation going without worrying

about the fact that you don't know a particular word in English. Now, one extra

tip I want to give you on this topic is once you do this and once the... once you

get what you want, so for example when my neighbor gave me the [brrrrrrr]

the drill, ask the person what it's called in English! OK, just say, "hey,

what's this called, what's the name of this thing?" and when they tell you, try to

repeat it. It's much easier to remember it than if you actually use it in

context in English. So next time you want the word, it's up there and you'll

probably remember it. So in conclusion, don't focus on the

words that you don't know in English. Just focus on the words that you do know!

And use those words to explain and describe what you need to say in

English. Don't panic, don't be afraid to use your hands, don't be

afraid to use your facial expressions and if the worst comes to the worst

guess! But most importantly, don't panic! If you panic, you'll get your head all

stressed and it will become even more difficult to to maintain a fluent

conversation in English, so just stay calm! Alright, remember this is video

number two of a three-part series, if you want to see the other two videos in this

Confident English Fluency series, the links are in the description and also at

the end of this video so please check them out! Alright, thank you for

watching this video and I'll see you in next lesson! Bye for now!

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Is is okay to be selfish? [Morning Motivation] - Duration: 2:40.

Morning Motivation

Sometimes you have to be selfish to be selfless. -Edward Albert

Welcome back, Rebels!

For those of you that don't know me, my name is Tony

And I have a dream of one day becoming a hero like the ones you see on TV and movies

and this video is about motivating you so you can go after your dreams

whatever they might be if you find that kind of thing you find interesting,

you want to click on subscribe because I have a lot more where this came from

I think we're going to talk today about something that seems a little counter intuitive

and that is, "You need to be selfish."

I know for some of you out there, those of you like me,

that seems to go against the core of your being, right now.

But this is the way it is you are going to need to learn to be selfish

Not a lot, just a little bit of course you might be asking

"Why on earth do I need to be selfish?"

There are tons of reason why you need to be selfish

Chief among them is, "You need to be there, so that you can be

there for other people."

This concept is the entire reason they tell you to

put your own oxygen mask on, before assisting others.

If you pass out, tap out, or die you're no good to anybody

So you need to take care of yourself and that means being a little selfish

from time to time

Now I don't know what that is going to mean for you

I don't know if that is going to means

you're going to take an extra long bath you're gonna go for a nice walk

you're gonna go out drinking with your buddies or you could have a night out dancing

Whatever it is You need to take time to let you be you

and let yourself recuperate I'd say ninety eight percent of the time

it is ok to be that hero, to be that rebel, the one that does everything for everybody else

but that other two percent of the time

you're gonna need to take for yourself

in fact there is a riddle that embodies this entire concept

"Who takes care of the caregiver?"

the answer is "The Caregiver"

and if you are one of those care giving people

you have to take time to take care of yourself as well

it is ok to be selfish every once and a while

Trust me, it won't kill you

but not doing it just might

Stick with me rebels We can do this

as always there are links in the description

to stuff I talked about, my social media, and past videos

I love likes and comments but the share shows that you care

if you're not subscribed yet now is the time to do that

click on the bell icon as well to get notified everytime I put something new out

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Frozen Emotions - Travel Where You Live | Georgia 2018 © - Duration: 1:42.

Sometimes

I want to slow down the time

and freeze my emotions

To freeze everything around me

the water, sun, air …

even mountains between us

Sometimes I just need to move to the new world

where I can meet myself

for creating my own footsteps

Discover the magical places that still exist

new life at the end of the edge

and create forgotten tales of humanity

and not only them

Sometimes I want to freeze every single cell of my body

to create something fresh and inviolable

and then revive my fairs and fight with them

This is my path of freedom which I built myself

This is what makes me feel alive again

and enjoying the simple things around us

Sometimes I just need to slow down the time and freeze my emotions

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Snowflake Tells Judge Jeanine, FK TRUMP, FK THESE WHITE PEOPLE — Then Gets Brutal- BreakingNews24 - Duration: 25:45.

Snowflake Tells Judge Jeanine, FK TRUMP, FK THESE WHITE PEOPLE — Then Gets Brutal Dose

of Karma!

Now, that's unhinged!

Judge Jeanine Pirro went out to interview students on the riot at UC Berkeley that silenced

Milo Yiannopoulos.

The one black college student she spoke with is an absolute liberal racist.

She's unbelievable.

The girl doesn't even know what the First Amendment entails.

It's embarrassing.

No wonder people think liberals are nuts.

She's yelling: "F*uck Trump, f*uck white people!" Classy.

This was quite an episode of Street Justice.

Pirro was incredulous over this student's behavior and I don't blame her.

She was going off about Nazis and white supremacists… who, according to her don't have the right

to speak in public regardless.

So, she mislabels conservatives as Nazis, which they aren't, and goes on to spout

talking points from the left.

Talk about brainwashed.

From The Washington Feed:

This college student in New York is an example of why no one takes liberals serious.

Judge Jeanine films a little Street Justice and encounters the most embarrassing college

student of the weekend.

The end of the video brings you back to enjoying life.

Watch the whole video before you comment.

It begins with a peaceful, tolerant, and somewhat OK conversation filled with average discourse.

Then it erupts like a volcano and the brown haired girl in the camel skin colored coat

blows up like a crazed person.

She goes OFF.

Judge Jeanine doesn't have to say much.

The proof is in the pudding folks!

An unhinged New York leftist attacked Judge Jeanine during her street talk segment.

The woman was screaming about Nazis and white supremacists who did not have the right to

speak in public.

Judge Jeanine: Doesn't he have the right to go there and speak?

Unhinged leftist: Right wing people do not have the right to spew hatred and bigotry

in this country.

Jeanine: Can we have a civil conversation?

Leftist: You want to call me uncivil?

Judge Jeanine: I didn't call you anything!

Leftist: F*ck Trump!

F*ck these white people who get to say that…

Audience: Wow!

I thought you for tolerance?

Judge Jeanine Pirro didn't take it from the young idiot and eventually ended the interview.

That kid's mom must be so proud.

Frankly, I think sending kids to college anymore is a waste of time and money.

Actually, you are putting them at risk of being compromised like this dolt and subjecting

them to potentially becoming Marxists.

I'm not quite sure I understand the end of this video.

The young guy seems like a nice young man… at least he has a job he's going to.

Which is more than you can say about a lot of entitled liberals.

There is sooo much hate and divisiveness out there anymore, it's downright scary.

This student is trained well by her comrades.

She tried to change and twist Pirro's words right as she said them.

Is it any wonder that when a speaker says something they don't like, they resort to

riots and violence?

The left is totally losing it because we have a real leader in the White House again.

It should be a fascinating four years.

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HOW TO SHARE LINKS WITH SNAPCHAT - Duration: 2:48.

Hello creators, my name is Mikael and welcome to Social Instructor

Today we are gonna talk about how to share links on snapchat

If you just take a snap, and write the link on the image it will not be clickable

But snapchat has a great function for this

and i was thinking about teaching you how this works.

Because this is great if you want to share you blog post, youtube video or just a cool website.

So i will show you this on my phone

See you on the phone!

Okey, so first you need to start up snapchat

then, why not take a selife :D

*schaching*

A little biit blur but what ever.

Then lets write a message.

"Check out this new youtube channel"

Snapchats function to attach links works like this.

You only need to attach the link and when somebody watches you snap they only have to swipe up to see the content.

So it can be good to write like "Swipe up to see"

Next step is to click the attachment icon up to the right.

And then include you link, i got a link to my youtube channel here. Social Instructor.

Lets watch and see so it loads correctly.

Then press "add to snap" button.

Everything is done, lets send the snap. Of course you have you choose who you want to send it to.

and i will send it to my self.

And its done, i received the snap, lets open it.

here you can see down below "youtube" and my text, "swipe up to see" lets do it.

and here the attached link is loaded. and you can click around just like a normal browser.

Now you know how to attach links with snapchat, and this is great for

sharing your blog posts, or youtube videos. this is great for getting more viewers and visitors.

Do you like this function? Please give the video a thumb up.

Leave a comment and dont forget to subscribe to the channel and i will see you in the next video!

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How did I prepare the older child for the new born? - Duration: 7:32.

Hello guys! What's up?

Today I came to talk a little more about relationship between siblings.

This time, talk about the pregnant mother and the child who is waiting for her/his little brother.

In this video I want to share with you my experience and my thoughts during the two pregnancies, right?

Because in each one, there was one child waiting for the other.

When I got pregnant with Ana, Yan was six years old.

Many people!

That I do not know why!

They came to tell him that the relationship between him and me,

would be over from the moment Ana was born.

Because she would be my real daughter, and he's my nephew ...

So I had to do all a work with him,

of approximation.

Because he was six already.

A six-year-old child is really sorry and hears a lot that these people are talking about.

So he showed that he was sensitized to the situation

and afraid to lose my attention and my love.

That this would be impossible!

At first it was very difficult for us to adaptation,

but there was never a lack of love.

The whole thing was just routine.

How to adapt to the routine of a six year old kid and the newborn?

Because a child of six years old, demands attention with the play,

with outing, with activity, with homework ...

Anyway, with several other things a newborn does not need.

And the newborn demands several other things that the older does not need.

So it was quite complicated!

But we have overcome and we are all alive today.

When I discovered Rebeca's pregnancy, Ana was one year and nine months old.

From the moment I discovered Rebeca's pregnancy,

I made sure to tell Ana too.

Ah, Joana! But she was a little baby did not understand anything.

I've said this a few times here,

and I'll say it again for you.

Children understand everything!

If you know how to communicate with them.

The belly was growing, she was relating to that belly,

and with the idea that your little sister was coming...

Ana has always been very close to me.

A lot!

To sleep on near me, to stay together all the time ...

This in the mother's head is a very big whirl!

Because as it is, you have a child very attached to you,

and another is being born, that you know will demand greater attention for her/him?

So, what did I do?

I gave a mission to my husband,

which was to get closer to Ana.

How we did it?

Go play with her.

Take her with you.

Go you two.

Do things you two ...

And then, they were doing more things together

and she was approaching and discovering the pleasure of relating to the father.

We did in this process because it was very important for her not to feel excluded,

when I needed to sleep with Rebeca because I was nursing.

Because we get very tired, right ?!

Because Rebeca will stay more on my lap.

Because Rebeca needs more ...

So the only child,

is very accustomed to playing with adults.

More with adults than with other children.

The youngest son/daughter does not have much of this, because he/she already arrives having a child to play, right?

If the difference is small.

When Rebeca was born, it was really cool!

It was Ana, Yan ...

The whole family, right?

Logical! Receiving the newborn.

It is always good to inform your child that the newborn baby is not a doll.

It is possible to interact with the baby.

To play, to make love ...

Show a toy ...

But she/he is sensible!

In the beginning, they played more with the Rebeca plays,

And as time passed ...

A year and a half, two years ago Rebeca was already playing with Ana's banter.

And today they have common plays.

They can already have the play in common.

Now I will give some tips for mothers who are pregnant and have a small child.

First, do not blame yourself for not giving attention to the eldest.

Because there is this very tense moment in the beginning.

That the newborn baby demands more attention.

But make the other adults complete this moment that you can not be with your older child.

But do not get too focused on the little one,

that has no time for the eldest.

When the little one is sleeping,

or with another adult ...

Pay attention to your oldest.

Stay with him a little bit.

Even if it's just a bout because you're exhausted

and can not do much,

to play, to do something fun...

But if you can stay for a while ...

I'm sure, your oldest will love it!

If your older child was very nervous about the arrival of the youngest.

It may be interesting to seek the help of a specialist.

Do not let it go all the way down!

Your child may be suffering greatly from this change.

My third tip is this, do not want to be a super everything!

Super mother, super wife, super mistress home.

If you do not take care of everything, take your help.

And when I say help, I do not talk about the father.

Because the child is 50% of each. OK?

I'm talking about people who are available to give you a help.

Stay with the child while you do something for you.

For you to take a shower, right?

For you to sleep ...

With a child is already pulled. With 2 my daughter ...

If you do not accept help, you barely brush your teeth.

Be careful!

Do not overdo it to the point of not having time for anything,

and get super stressed.

This will reflect on your relationship,

in their children ...

So be careful!

And the fourth and last tip I give you is,

have some time for you.

Give up something from home!

But take your time.

Take your time to take care of you.

Work out, maybe! If you've always liked working out.

Or take a long shower.

or to do the nails ...

Do something you like.

Do not just look at your child to the point where you look in the mirror

and not recognize yourself.

Because the children will grow up.

And you will continue.

At least that's what you expect, right?

So take care of yourself, too.

So that's it guys!

Thank you so much for watching my videos!

Do not forget to sign up for our group to grow more and more, right?

Like it.

And leave in the comments how you are relating to the pregnancy and the small child.

Come on!?

See you next time!

Bye Bye!

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Silvia #11: Silvia's Competition (English Subtitles) [S2:E4] - Duration: 7:38.

hello my fantastic silvia friends

today i'm gonna do a beautiful competition that anyone can join and win a very cool prize

a golden trophy

(that's actually plastic)

straight from the silvia industries, super cool for you

so let's start

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Otherwise I Would Call The Cops To Get This Crazy Woman Outta Here.

go shit now i want all participants to present themselves

Hello.

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I'm Dr. Beanson. The one-of-a-kind soldier that brings you this message!

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this competition real lit fam im gonna win this shit lmao

I'm here to win.

I'm the master of games.

but you rejected somari

the greatest game

IN THE FACE OF EARTH

so that's what we'll see

O Loco Meu Brincadeira Bixo Mais do Que Nunca Tá Pegando Fogo Bixo Você Destruiu Meu Ovo

you really are a shitter.

i'm gonna win and use the trophy's gold for investments in my industries that are more silvia-ish than yours!

go shit we have to go to the first challenge now.

YE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in the first challenge you'll receive a glass of silvialat brand milk

that can come in the versions

unskimmed

not-whole

and almost not-whole

you have to know which is the version of the milk in your glass.

start

But this is too easy.

What is this milk I never heard of in my life.

ahaurahorarjoaerjakgjoajaogpajgijglsgjaioi

I can't do it!!!

Aaaahhh!!!!

HELP

how the glops will i know the difference!!!!!!!!!!

your problem lol

O Loco Bixo Tá Pegando Fogo Meu Chama o Bombeiro Lá

SOME TIME LATER...

lets see who got it right

HM...........

luckily almost everybody got it except one.

mariola will say who it is

Ouch, my heart, bro.

rAndOM PerSon TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yOoU LoOOOOST!!!!!!!!!

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

now that we got rid of that shitman we'll go to the next challenge

silvia's cool quiz

answer the questions correctly and you'll pass

Question Number 1

Who makes the best products in the world?

A)

A) Silvia

B)

B) Mariola

C)

C) Antônio Fagundes

D)

D) Not Silvia

Of course it's me, because I make the best food.

wrong.

bye bye.

call the cops get this crazy woman outta here.....................

O Loco Bixo Essa Fera Aí Meu É A Silvia Meu Faustão Pentelho Vem Aqui

what a shittening question!!!!!!!!

but of course it's not silvia

how dare now you are fried hahahaha

oh shit i screwed up

That's not how quizes work you crazie.

you go.

Ora pois.

now this is the challenge:

you have to arrange the matchsticks the correct way as shown in the picture

wOW!!!! WHaT A MASTErpiECE!!!!!!!!!!1

tOo bad it's not CORRECTC....

And for that you're HALf Eliminate d!!!! HAjoaijsagojaogajgoeigjo!

you crazie, the word is in english, not chinese

I work with teaching english as second language for over 12 years.

I want to give a hint to you, who wants to learn english for professional ends

i don't want to know!!!!

do i look like a clown to you.

Actually..............

go shit you shitheadjaiajrgoagrieajgoeijiheaogf

SOME TIME LATER AGAINNE.......

we got to the last challenge

it's an obstacle race

the first one to get to where i am wins

arhauorharg

arhgaoruaoghi

ahrgouagha

ahrguahrg

(dying)

Ah dude i'm totally winning this shit.

Puff puff!

I'm almost there!

I have to win!

Falando de Ovo Eu Gosto É De Cozido Ele É Que Me Deixa Forte Pra Encarar Qualquer Bandido!

E Agora Pra Desligar Essa Merda Aí!

Excuse me, I'm coming!

Ih Serjão

SUJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i won

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