hi everybody, I'm Amanda the G
and welcome to my demise
also known as Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
(sigh) I don't know why I'm doing this to myself
I am doing this with the track pad
that could either be a BRILLIANT decision
or the STUPIDEST decision ever made
but I've seen a lot of people play this
with a mouse
and you need like a lot of room
with the mouse
and everybody gets frustrated
so maybe the track pad is the way to go
if you do not know this game
this is you
you're a dude
in a cauldron
with a sledge hammer
your controls
arrrreeee to move the mouse
and that's like legit it
that's all you have
you have this
that little circle
and it has
frikin spp-
aw it has obnoxiousness
and torture
and I don't think the track pad was a good idea
but we're gonna try it anyway
ok
and there's water in your cauldron
oohh wooohh come on
come on, here
here, you wanna go here
down
come on dude
cooommmee on
track pad was a bad choice
shut up, why are you grunting?
come on
coooooommmeee on
there you go
put yourself down
yep
and then you get
tree limb
eh no, no, no, I want you to, yeah there you go
get that limb
come on
ceemmaaa
ceeemmaa
ceema, no cemmma dis
neeehhh NO DON'T DO THAT!
do, NO, do
NOOO
yeah I know dude
what?!
track pad was a very bad idea
come on
put yourself down
put yourself down
ok, up
around
here we go, around
and
get
this
one, yep, get it
alright
go, no, go the other way
get it
get it
GET THAT, NO
NO!
DO WHAT I WANT- oh god, track pad was a very bad choice
ok hang on
let's go out
and this way?
out
there we go!
come on!
come on
track pad might have been a very bad choice
I need a bigger track pad
and put yourself down
nope, nope, NO
this way
this way
this way- NOOOO
no
I'm not gonna get mad at this game
I'm leaning (laughing) I'm starting to lean to like help this guy
no
I wanna use like more fingers on the track pad, but that's probably a bad idea
come on
NOOOO NO!
NO!
NOOOOO!
I DIDN'T DO THAT
NO!
NO
NO
no
no
up and AROUND
THERE
(laughing) I just flung it
that's, that's the extent of what we're doing here
catch it
catch it
uhh
get there, get it
yeah
and now-
get it
yeah just grunt at it dude
you know, honestly, in the real world, grunting would work, but we're not in the real world
because we're in a cauldron
nobody in- ok hang on a minute
maybe you need to humpf off of this thing
no
no, not that way
maybe not
can you get here?
get on the top
get on the TOP
god it has mouse acceleration
which is AWFUL
come on
ok
oh you were almost there
no, no, nooo
no
here
catch
that- I don't know why I'm doing this to myself by the way, cause this
if you haven't seen it
this is a rage game
and everybody hates it
come on
catch- no, no
here, you know what, you're gonna go
nope, not there
yoo- naaahhh
you're gonna go there
and then
fling yourself over- no
this- NO
thi-
not what I want!
I want
I want there to be more controls and there just aren't
get up and over
get up and over you jackass!
now I'm like legit stuck
what do you, what do you, what?
I'm stuck
ok, ok, ok
nope, nope, nope, that's what I wanted
now put yourself down
ok
now take this
get up here
like a good little merman
ok, ok, ok
ok teeter totter merman
BOINK
NO!
NO! (laughing)
DAMN YOU
ok
ok
maybe I should get a mouse
ok, ehhh
ceemmaaa
ceeeeeeemmmaa
no, no, ye, NO
ceeeeeemmmmaa
and, and
come back
come back to me!
you fucker
you suck so much
ok
there's water that keeps coming out of this
and I really wonder if this dude IS a merman
is he just a merman who got stuck
in
the water
in a cauldron
because somebody threw it out in the ocean
because people are assholes
moral of this story - don't throw shit out into the ocean
cause then you get angry mermen
with sledge hammers
go away from it
go here
and now swing your butt up
swing it up, no, swing it up
and then come down
NO
no
no, these controls suck!
NO WHY AM I DOING THIS ON A TRACK PAD?!
NO!
no
NO!
NOOOO!
YES!
YES!!
ok!
past the fucking tree!
if you're wondering, that's the easy part
come on
lower yourself
NO
no
no
no
this way
yeah!
and get- get it
come on
ceemmmaa
no, no, ceemma
ceema- NOOOO
I don't know how to make it let you-
NOOOO!
I don't know how to make it let go
and I know I said I wasn't gonna get angry
but clearly I'm going to get angry at this fucking game
because everyone gets angry at this game
ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok
you just
need
no
no
not to do that
we need to not do that
we need to not be a jackass cauldron boy
I know
I know
I know you're a merman and I know you're very upset
that people threw shit into the ocean
and that's how you got here
alright come on
ceema
nope, no, no, no, commmmaa
down
down
doooowwwnnn
down, put your butt down, I can't make it put it down
come on
commmmaa
I know dude
I really want you to go down
nope
nope
nope
yeahh there you go, there you go!
now get your hammer up there
hammer, hammer
sledge HAMMER
go- no, go
you know what, you're a dick
aahh
ok, ok, ok
ok, oh
catch it
and then
go around
yeah there you go!
there ya go ya merman
alright
alright come on
come on
come on
come on
YES!
ok now we've made it to the ACTUAL mountain!
I don't know why
but I wanna name this merman Gary
so here you go
I've never known a Gary that I liked
so
let's name him Gary
not saying that there's anything inherently wrong
with the name Gary, or that I wouldn't like a Gary
yeah I know shut up
yeah well shut your face
ok
that's not gonna work, come on dude
go back in
do I haveta push off?
here we go
ok, ok
ok, so I turned off music in this game, by the way, because there's copyrighted music in it
so I don't wanna play that game
so music is off
but in case you're wondering, the narrator just trolls you because he's a giant fucking shit tard
with a beautiful voice
I'm not frustrated at all
I'm actually very proud of myself right now
look at me
on the farkin mountain
ok, get, get, lower
looowwer
lower, around
around, come on
come on cauldron boy, come on Ga-, come on Gary, come on GARY!
ok
ok
NO
NO!
come on, come on, come on!
ok hang on
yeah, I know, you loved Sexy Hiking so much
that you wanted to make yourself a little sexy hiker
annnndd this is him
this is Gary
this is your creation
this is what you have done to us!
NOOOOO!
NOOO!
damnit I was so proud of myself for gettin' up the farkin mountain and then this happened
ok
let's start again
I'm not mad
Gary and I are having a great time
I love Gary the merman
and I'm not angry at him
or the dude who made this game
or the world
or everything under the sun- how did I get up here the last time?
I don't remember
I think I have to get a little-
little bit
over
this way
nope, nope, nope, not that much, not that much
uuuhh I hate mouse acceleration so much!
ok, ok, ok, ok, ok
no!
nope
NOT what I wanted to do
definitely not
come on Gary!
we've been down this road before
we've done it before
we're probably gonna have to do it 300 million more times
it's ok
because this game is designed to fuck us
damnit
but we're not upset
at all
we are not upset
NO!
we are going to handle this
everything
is AWESOME
(singing badly) everything is cool when you're part of a team, Gary the merman and I are a team
(singing badly) and we're living a dream
(whispering) yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
there you go
no, no
NO GARY!
NO!
BAD GARY!
BAD MERMAN
fuck this game
I'm not mad!
I'm just disappointed
come on
come on
ok, you know what?
let's
nope, not, no
no
here we- no
NO!
not what I wanted to do!
fucking mouse acceleration can go suck it's frikin cock
ok
I'm not mad
I'm not saying inappropriate things
everything
is beautiful
life is wonderful
and I so much love doing this
ok, come on, can you raise-? You should be able to raise your arms up more! You need a therapist!
(sing-song) it's a beautiful day
(singing) in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood, would you be mine, could you be mine
(singing) won't you be my neighbor
everything is beautiful, there are no problems in our world
and everything is wonderful and we're just using
our little hammer
with Gary the merman
who's being a fuck tard
and not doing what I want
GARY!
THE FUCKING MERMAN, you SUCK
wha- how was I able to do this so easy before?
(whispering) ok, ok, it's ok
hey look Gary, we're back by the house
this is where we were
ok Gary man?
oooohh k can you get up on that rock?
can you be a good cauldron boy?
yeah that's my good merman!
that's my good merman
ok you collect there
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO IT DID-! NO! NO! NO!
NO I REFUSE to believe that happened!
you picked a stupid instrument, Gary
let's be honest
if you were going to climb up
a fucking mountain
in your cauldron, which you're mad about because somebody polluted the ocean
and that's the ocean there
that's the ocean on the bottom
and somebody polluted it
and you're like 'fuck you asshole humans, you polluted our ocean
and I'm a merman, and I'm stuck in this damn thing' and everybody's like 'yeah, I know Gary, that sucks balls'
'we're sorry we polluted the ocean'
and I know you want a sledge hammer to smash the shit out of the people that you find
because clearly, they polluted the ocean so you must kill them
in a terrible way
to prove your point
and I get it Gar
ok?
but maybe you should use a pick axe
and then
you can still kill them
with a pick axe
a pick axe to the brain will kill a person
just as much
as
a sledge hammer to the brain will
and then you wouldn't have to make it up your mountain
with your sledge hammer
see
Gary
it's- it's the planning that you didn't do
I know you got MAD
when you got your tail
up, all up in that cauldron
and you're like
damnit
my ocean buddies
are all up in their cauldrons
now
because humans put the cauldrons in the water
and a whole bunch of other shit and they're killin' everybody in the ocean
you're super mad
and I get it
I really do
I really get it Gary
nope, nope
nope
no
there we go
and you're really mad at everybody, and you wanna kill them
and I get it, I really- I get it
and I
sympathize with your plight, Gary, but I think you picked the wrong way of getting there
ok
ok?
you probably should've found someone to help you out of the cauldron
annd given you a pick axe
probably should've gotten those two things
and then
you'd be able to climb up this a lot easier
than you are
cause see this is all the other shit the humans just put into the frikin water
because humans suck balls
no, no
ok
ok? ok. ok
ok
so moral of this story
is don't put shit in the ocean
or you'll get a merman in a cauldron
to chase after you with a sledge hammer
and kill you
because he hates you
putting shit in the ocean
AHHHH
YES!
YES!
YES!
OOOHHH YEAH
oh yeah look at that!
fuck yeah!
yeeeaaahahhhh
yeahhhhhhhh
yeah get over dat hill!
yes!
yes!
yes!
YES!
YES!!
OOOHHH YEAH! OOOOHH YEAH!
that felt really good
oh yeah
come on Gary
YO GARY!
(singing) I'm Gary Coleman from TV's Different Strokes, made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks
(singing) and now I'm here and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes, but I'm here, the superintendent on Avenue Q
ok
uh uh
ok Gary
yep, I know
you and your water
ok
maybe we need to harumph it over- nope, not that way
this way
nope, nope
nope, nope, not what I wanna do
ok
NO!
no Gary
calm
shut your face
stop going eeehhhhttt
ok Gary man?
NO!
don't you dare you fucker
this game is not going to break me
this gaaaaammmee is not going to break me
that's what I say
ok
ok
NO!
no, no, no!
fuck you
fuck- no, no
nope, no Gary
be calm
I'm gonna make you go booom fffphhf
like that
but not that way
NO!
NO
DON'T YOU DARE
NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
CALM YOUR TITS!
NO! no Gary
no Gary, no, no, no!
nope!
nope
nope
NO!
NOT WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO! NO! NO NO NO!
NO NO NO
NO NO NO, NO NO NO
no no no, no no no no no no no
not happening!
no no no, NO
NO
no
no
this way
here
and HWAH!
NO!
NO
NO
fucking
yeah, yeah, no
nah
yeah, yeah!
YES!
yes, yes, yes, yes
NO!
no, no, no, no
NO!
no no no no no!
no no no no no!
no no no no no no no no fucker!
NO
nope NO!
NO!
NO
NOOOOOOO!
(frantic) NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOO NOOOO
(near crying) NO THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN
NO
get it!
NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NOPE
we're just gonna flail for a second, I'm just gonna fucking flail
and go back to the beginning
fucking a
OK
OK
you know what?!
you know what?
NOPE
you know what, you know what, Gary needs to take a fucking nap!
maybe the track pad is a bad idea
I don't know
I don't know if I'm gonna keep playing this game or not
but there's a shit ton more to that hill
and I'm back at the goddamn bottom because life sucks
and that's what this proves
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thank you guys so much for watching
MWAH!
remember not to throw shit in the ocean
or you end up with Gary the merman
in a cauldron
chasing after you with a sledge hammer
(slow mo) NO NO NO NO!
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