Sunday, December 25, 2016

Youtube daily report w Dec 26 2016

Aah 2016!

2016 has been an amazing year for my channel and I wanted to prepare this video and show you what we have done in 2016

A lot has happened. Believe me, a lot has happened. In the beginning of this year I got that YouTube play button

because my channel reached 100,000 subscribers now in 1 year we've doubled that number. Not just doubled it actually we're a little over that number right now.

227,000 subscribers. That is crazy for my standarts

So what am I going to do in 2017?

Click-baits, fake give-away announcements like: "Hey we've also bought another MacBook, if you like that we're planning a give away, if you want it...

... please hit that like button"

And challenges… Try not to laugh challenge, try not to sell out your channel challenge… Amazing plans for 2017

I'm just joking I'm not going to do any of those but I'm planning to start reviewing android devices

I want android devices in this channel. Now let's see what happened on iPhonedo in 2016

♫ Let me take you for a ride ♫

I have invented the Apple Car

Let's go to fill and fill the background of Phil

Perfect!

Hey Siri, set it to bidness time!

♫ When she smiles I see her dimples When she's cold I see her nipples ♫

♫ Oh yeah ♫

♫ Your mom is hot Chiki chiki pop ♫

♫ Ima take her to China ♫

♫ Ima touch her, touch her… ♫

Everyone comes and everyone talks about their Vlog, what they are doing and you may bump into a lot of vloogers between these poles

and they are like "Oh, come, subscribe to my channel, hit that button and subscribe" there are hundreds of them around here

♫ But why do I have to go? This is my home too you know ♫

♫ So go stay with your mother if you can't see me anymore ♫

When you're doing this you have to imitate an electric screw driver, you have to go [poorly executed drill sound]

And the rear end extrudes like a rectal prolapse and IAA becomes more aerodynamic. Where have I seen this before?

Oh yes, SPM! [♫ Knight Rider Tune ♫]

KARMA IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A DRONE

♫ Mmm, you know I gotta chase me some Pokemams ♫

♫ Yeah, gotta chase me some Pokemams! ♫

♫ Come on ♫

♫ Give it to me now ♫

♫ Chasing Pokemams ♫

Look!

Instagram, this is your father!

♫ If I had a MacBook, I'd open the box so smooth ♫

♫ I'd cut the film so gently and let it slide out just like it should ♫

WWDC has just ended and let's just summarize what they re-invented

♫ Take me down to the paradise city Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty ♫

♫ I want you please take me home ♫

♫ Up in the club, just broke up I'm doing my own little thing ♫

♫ I'm up on him, he up on me ♫

♫ If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it ♫

So remember when I said I love Sony RX100M4?

And I love my Sony RX100M4

Well, I lied. I hate it!

And instantly the background is blurry. Let me take a photo. And let's compare it to the regular photo

But for my taste the black bands made this watch look fantastic

Alright I'm in. Yes! It's right in front of me. Push the button and wait for 7 seconds? 8 seconds?

Alright, it is blinking green

When I said museum, I didn't mean this or this. When I said said museum, I meant this and when I said art, I didn't mean this. I meant this!

[yawning] Oh wow look a four year old 1200HP Bugatti Veyron GrandSport Vitesse.

Boy were you wrong!

Now a lot of you are wondering "hey this phone is water resistant, why don't you put it in something so we can see"

But I don't want to do it. I don't feel comfortable with it. I don't know what if it isn't really water resistant

I mean I really don't want to do it.

At one point Sophia from golden girls came on stage, with her purse of course.

Oh wait that's not Sophia... iJustine: "I have a drone in my purse"

And change the color to white. There you go! Million dollar logo!

And you start looking around, you're like "ooh look, world! Interesting! Cars!" but with this phone, I was on my phone all the time

Sorry bro!

And this happens!

- Jarvis, cue music! - Rightaway sir!

♫ Baby basils, growing ♫

But if you want to fixit here is a life-hack for you. You're welcome!

Face tracking! Yes caution! We know. Select myself.

Joking aside, I'm very excited about VR and how much it would change our lives.

And this, E3 is a sign of how fast this change

OH MY GOD IS THAT TAY ZONDAY?

And there it is! The rhino tank.

on top of the food chain, wild, untameable, fast, strong, deadly and yet

not so clever

So good job DJI. I don't know when you guys go to sleep.Do you guys even sleep?

Well, thank you very much for watching this episode and I hope you enjoyed it

Please hit that subscribe button, I must have a subscribe button somewhere here on the screen.

Hit that button and join the World DO'mination!

And thank you so much for watching this channel.

And let me know what you think about 2016 in the comment section pillow.

And until I see you the next time take really good care of yourselves and hoşça kalın!

For more infomation >> Looking Back at 2016 — Thank You! [4K] - Duration: 11:30.

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Catching Birds (2 min SFM + 5 min airstab / surfstab gameplay) - Duration: 7:04.

Once upon a time, A spy decided to chase birds like a fool, full time ... (sorry for the shit rhyme)

Crowd around: "But he's a spy, He cannot fly !

He's alright on the ground But in the sky, To the fail he's bound !"

However this spy didn't listen, didn't hear, The death he didn't fear. (in a blink, the crowd disappear)

He tried to catch the birds in the way. As he came close they flew away, Always and forever they faded in the air.

He tried day'n'nite, He even went to their lair,

But the birds always escaped in a flight.

He lost a bit of his will to fight, He thought "if we rise in the dying, it's like a dying light".

The birds saw him playing medicine music, but they didn't taste it right. They didn't find his appeal, they stayed in their height.

Yes, birds too can have sex,

Have you never Seen them fucking,

On a High tower Good evening ?

The name of the spy is SiLex.

He lived among the birds, he ate fat man meal, He drank fast man coke,

What a big deal ! The soda and the smoke Wasn't a good feel.

Suddenly, He had an idea, Is this for real ?

"To catch a bird, you need to put yourself in his shoe, Just become one, a disguise will do ! If you can't reach them, make them come to you."

The bait was too true; It worked so well, at that moment he knew He became something else, something new ...

For more infomation >> Catching Birds (2 min SFM + 5 min airstab / surfstab gameplay) - Duration: 7:04.

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Autistic Jizz - The Little Penis That Couldn't - Duration: 0:31.

why are you always yelling

i can't think straight

i have an erection

i can't finish anymore

i hate him

fuck

chinese food for dinner

For more infomation >> Autistic Jizz - The Little Penis That Couldn't - Duration: 0:31.

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12 Days of Overwatch - Duration: 5:56.

For more infomation >> 12 Days of Overwatch - Duration: 5:56.

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Photoshop Tutorial: How to Create Stunning, Glitter-filled, Glass Text! - Duration: 10:42.

Hi. This is Marty from Blue Lightning TV.

I'm going to show you how to create fun, glitter-filled text encased in glass and how to quickly replace

the text without having to redo the effects. I'll also show you how to easily change its color.

This is an update of a tutorial I did quite awhile ago.

This version is more flexible and efficient.

I provided this glitter texture, so you can follow along.

Its link is located in my video's description or project files below.

Before we begin, if your foreground and background colors aren't black and white, respectively,

press "D" on your keyboard.

Double-click an empty area of the glitter layer and when this window pops up, name it, "Glitter".

Keep in mind, you can use a different texture if you like.

Just make its resolution 150 pixels per inch, so your results will look similar to mine.

Temporarily hide the layer.

We'll make a new layer below it by Ctrl-clicking or Cmd-clicking the New Layer icon.

We'll fill it with a gradient color.

Open your Gradient Tool and make sure the Linear Gradient icon is active.

Click the gradient bar to open the Gradient Editor.

Click the "Black, White" thumbnail and click the lower, right Stop.

Click the color box and in the hexadecimal field, type in 3642BD.

Then, press Enter or Return twice to close both windows.

Place your cursor a bit above the center of your document and press and hold Shift as

you drag the gradient tool straight down approximately this much.

Open your Horizontal Type Tool and pick a font.

I'm using "Frankfurter Medium".

If you'd like to use it, I provided its link, as well.

I'll make its size approximately 300 points, however, feel free to adjust its sized based

on the amount of characters in your text and the font you use.

I'll make it Sharp and Center Alignment.

We'll make the color white, so we can see our text better.

To do this, press "x" on your keyboard to invert your foreground and background colors.

Now, white is your foreground color.

Click on your document and type out your text.

To reposition it, open your Move Tool and move it.

To reveal the glitter texture only through the text, we'll make the glitter layer into

a clipping mask.

To do this, make the glitter layer visible and active and press Ctrl + Alt + G on Windows

or Cmd + Option + G on a Mac.

Make the Text active and click the icon at the upper, right corner of the Layers panel.

Click "Convert to Smart Object".

This allows us to adjust the effects that we'll be adding to it at any time and also

allows us to replace our text if we want without having to redo any of the effects.

Double-click your text layer to open its Layer Style window.

Click Bevel & Emboss.

The Style is Outer Bevel, the Technique is Smooth and the Depth is 100%.

The Direction is Up, the Size is 20 pixels and Soften it 1 pixel.

Uncheck Global Light.

The Angle is 16 degrees and the Altitude is 48 degrees.

Open the Gloss Contour and click the gear icon.

If "Small List" isn't checked, click it.

Click "Ring".

The Highlight Mode is Normal and the color is white.

The opacity is 100%.

The Shadow Mode is Difference and the color is 919191.

Make the Shadow's opacity: 40%.

Click "Contour" and open the Contour presets.

Click "Cone Inverted".

Then, click OK.

Shift-click the Glitter clipping mask to make it active, as well, and make a copy of the

two active layers by pressing Ctrl or Cmd + J.

Double-click "Bevel & Emboss" to open it in the Layers panel.

Make the Style "Inner Bevel", the Angle: minus 144 degrees and the Altitude: 51 degrees.

Make the Shadow's opacity: 30%.

Shift-click the glitter copy and make a copy of the 2 active layers.

Double-click Bevel & Emboss to open it in the Layer Style window.

Make the Depth 550%, the Size: 27 pixels and Soften it 12 pixels.

Make the Angle: 120 degrees and the Altitude: 40 degrees.

Make the gloss contour: Linear, the Highlight mode: Vivid Light and its opacity: 75%.

Change the Blend Mode to Multiply: 30% and make the color's brightness: 35% and click OK.

Make its opacity: 75%.

Click Inner Glow.

The Color is black, the Blend Mode is Pin Light and the Opacity is 54%.

The Choke is 30% and the Size is 20 pixels.

Then, click OK.

We'll convert all the layers that comprse our glitter text into one Smart Object by

making the top clipping mask and active and Shift-clicking the bottom text to make all

these layers active.

Open the fly-out list and click Convert to Smart Object.

Make a copy of it and go to Edit, Transform and "Flip Vertical".

Press and hold Shit as you drag the flpped copy straight down until its close with the top text.

If the flipped text is trying to snap to the top text, go to View and click "Snap" to uncheck it.

Reduce the reflection's opacity to 30%.

Next, we'll fade out the reflection from the bottom.

Click the Layer Mask icon to make a layer mask next to the reflection layer.

Open your Gradient Tool and click the gradient bar.

Click the "Black, WHite" thumbnail and click OK.

Go to the bottom of the reflection and press and hold Shift as you drag the gradient tool

straight up to the top of the reflection.

Next, I'll show you how to quickly replace your text without having to redo the effects.

Double-click either of the Smart Object so open your text layers.

Then, double-click any of the Smart Objects to open the original source text.

If your replacement text is going to be longer than your original, you'll need to make more

room on the sides.

To do this, go to Image and Canvas Size.

Change the units of measurement to Percent and in the Width field, I'll type in 150 to

ensure there'll be enough room.

If you can't see all of your canvas, press Ctrl or Cmd + 0.

Double-click the "T" icon on your text layer to highlight all your characters and type

out your new text.

Open your Move Tool and close the tab of the replacement text.

When you see this message, click Yes to replace your original text with your new text.

Then, close this tab and click "Yes".

Next, I'll show you how to quickly change the color.

Click the Adjustment layer icon and click "Hue / Saturation".

Drag the Hue slider to the right and left.

This is Marty from Blue Lightning TV.

Thanks for watching!

For more infomation >> Photoshop Tutorial: How to Create Stunning, Glitter-filled, Glass Text! - Duration: 10:42.

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2016 Aston Martin Rapide S Review - Duration: 3:49.

The Aston Martin Rapide has been on sale since 2010, and it's fair to say the four-door

sports car hasn't been the success the company had hoped for.

The British manufacturer had originally hoped to build more than 2000 examples of the Rapide

each year.

But with sales of just more than 1200 units annually by 2012, the company has now relocated

production of its slinky sedan from its dedicated production facility in Austria, to Aston Martin's

home in Gaydon.

And while the fundamentals of the Rapide haven't changed significantly in that time, Aston

hopes that new equipment and extra performance for the Rapide S will be sufficient to renew

interest in the aging model.

The Rapide name draws its inspiration from the squared-off Lagonda Rapide sedan of the

late 1970s.

Its chassis is an extension of the same one that underpins the DB9, while the long-serving

*six-litre V12 engine gets a mild makeover, adding slightly more power and torque.

The Rapide S also scores a new eight-speed automatic transmission and a revised final

drive ratio, dropping its *0-100km/h time by almost half a second, and increasing top

speed to in excess of 320km/h.

The changes made to the Rapide help it respond and perform like it always should have.

The stiffer rear suspensions and re-tuned steering improve turn-in, the bigger brakes

help it stop better, and the eight-speed auto is remarkably sharp, changing gears just 130

milliseconds.

We love the Vanquish-inspired grille, the lightweight

alloy wheels and the new centre stack interface.

The headlining and upholstery material is stunning, as is the quality of the Quantum

Silver paint, but the faulty driver's power window, ill-fitting passenger-side carpet,

worn door seal and inactive cruise control in our 1500km-old test model were somewhat

disappointing.

On the plus side, there are more options to choose from than ever and the *Bang & Olufsen

Beosound 16-speaker audio system a definite highlight.

Aston Martin allows customisation of just about every facet of the Rapide S, even matching

leather and paint colours to just about any sample you care to provide.

Stick to the script, and the Rapide S will set you back a cool 382,000 dollars.

Of course the Aston Martin Rapide isn't perfect.

It might look better than the Porsche Panamera, but its rear-seat is compromised by a tight

door opening and cosy head and legroom dimensions.

It also doesn't offer many of the driver safety technologies offered elsewhere.

Items like radar cruise control, blind-spot monitoring and keyless entry are obvious omissions

considering the price.

But as a hard-charging grand tourer with the soul of a sports car and the character to

match, the Rapide S does push all the right buttons.

In spite of its weight, it's a keen handler and the performance on offer is scintillating

to say the least.

Whether or not it's worth the asking price, however, is entirely up to you.

For more infomation >> 2016 Aston Martin Rapide S Review - Duration: 3:49.

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Skm破音@音樂男神【夜訪吸血鬼】字幕 - Duration: 5:00.

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9 things you probably didn't know about Love Actually - Duration: 1:25.

9 things you probably didn't know about Love Actually

Tis the season to watch Richard Curtis's romcom classic for the millionth time — so here are some behind-the-scenes secrets..

Bill Nighy didn't actually mean to audition for the film

"I did a rehearsal reading of the script as a favour to the great casting director, Mary Selway, who had been trying to get me into a film for a long time,

id. "I thought it was simply to help her out to hear the script aloud and to my genuine surprise I was given the job."

Richard Curtis is a big fan of Sam

"I think the best bit of casting is Thomas Sangster," Curtis said. "I cannot tell you how much he was the only person who came in who could do it at all."

It wasn't originally meant to be a Christmas film at all

"I'm so surprised and delighted by the Love Actually thing, because when I first started the movie it wasn't set at Christmas, then I love Christmas movies

so I thought I'll make a Christmas movie," Curtis said. "But it didn't occur to me that it might be one of those Christmas movies where people actually watch it again and again and it's a delightful surprise to me."

Richard Curtis only had one person in mind to play Natalie

"I wrote Martine McCutcheon's part for her, too. I even called the character Martine," Curtis said, "though I had to change it before the read-through so she didn't think she'd already got it.

Claudia Schiffer wasn't meant to be in the film

Curtis wanted to cast someone who looked like the supermodel, but he couldn't find anyone. He ended up offering her the part and, much to his delight, she took it.

9 things you probably didn't know about Love Actually

Hugh Grant was "hugely grumpy" about having to do his Prime Minister dancing

Curtis said, "a not nice memory is mainly Hugh and the dancing. He was HUGELY grumpy about it. He was so wanting his bit not to be fake; he wanted

to feel as though he could be prime minister. He kept on putting it off, and he didn't like the song – it was originally a Jackson 5 song

but we couldn't get it – so he was hugely unhappy about it."

But when they did finally film the scene, on the final day, Grant did it well and was singing along with the words...

Tony Blair is well aware of Hugh Grant's Prime Minister speech

In 2005 Tony Blair referenced Hugh Grant's patriotic speech from the film when talking about Britain's "special relationship" with the USA

know there's a bit of us that would like me to do a Hugh Grant in Love Actually and tell America where to get off. But the difference between a good

film and real life is that in real life there's the next day, the next year, the next lifetime to contemplate the ruinous consequences of easy applause.

Emma Thompson filmed her Joni Mitchell crying scene 12 times

"Emma's scene with the Joni Mitchell song is very extraordinary," Curtis said. "Because I didn't do it. I just wrote that she goes upstairs, puts on the record,

and lets the emotion show. Everything in that scene is just Emma. We did that 12 times in four different sizes. She had to do it again and again. A brutal bit of sorrow."

For more infomation >> 9 things you probably didn't know about Love Actually - Duration: 1:25.

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李光洙奪下大獎! 爆哭致謝《RM》:這7年,我很幸福 - Duration: 0:45.

For more infomation >> 李光洙奪下大獎! 爆哭致謝《RM》:這7年,我很幸福 - Duration: 0:45.

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Carrier Confirms Samsung Galaxy A5 Will Get Android 7.0 Nougat Update In Late January - Duration: 2:10.

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