2017 is finishing!!!!
My house is a mess, 'cause I returned from a trip now
and took a nap
and now I'm ready to go to Copacabana.
My tshirt is crumpled,
it's 17:30
Until midnight,
it will be perfect and ok in my body,
one thing less to worry about it.
This is real life: So the mess will be here.
Even living in Rio for so many years,
I've never been in copacabana in New Year's Eve.
It will be my first time!
I lived in Minas Gerais and I go there one or two times at year,
I stayed there to spend more time with my friends there.
But this year I wanted to stay in Rio.
I hope don't die by a shot, a stab,
Don't be steald or killed in any way.
And dont die on fire if the fireworks fall down on me!
But it's Rio de Janeiro and we need to be ready FOR EVERYTHING!!!!
This city is so crazy,
we never know what will happen!
It can happen the greates thing on earth,
and you can be killed by a shot in the head when you go to buy a bread.
So,
we'll see what will happen!
Bu there's one thing YOU NEED to use,
everytime when you're in a big party in Rio de Janeiro.
PORTA DOLÁR!
PORTA DOLÁR!
PORTA DOLÁR!
PORTA DOLÁR!
You put it inside your underwear,
with documents,
money
smartphone,
Woo!! You'll have a big crotch!!
Carnival, show at the beach,
Pope, olympic games, it doesn't matter,
what happened and what will happen,
Always use it when you'll be in Rio de Janeiro!
it will make the difference!
Don't walk with your wallet,
take a copy of your document and walk with it,
One or two bank cards, don't carry so many things.
your phone,
and that's it!!
We're walking in Rio de Janeiro,
A place who mixes war and beauty!
Don't come to Rio thinking that here is a fairytale!
All incredible things can happen here,
and at the same proportion, all horrible and wrong things can happen too.
I was never robbed here and I hope to keep this way
But I've already ran away from shooting
I've saw people being robbed, taking shot,
and so many other things.
this is not nice.
So, if you wanna have an incredible party,
U can use these New Year's Eve tips in any other party here,
By the love of Jehova or any other one you love
When you'll be in Rio,
BUY THIS @*#&@*&&# PORTA DOLAR!!
It's 5, 10 reais. U buy it closer to Carioca Subway Station.
There's one thing that I need to talk to you
But I need to find my wallet,
I don't knwo where it is.
maybe there,
Where's the wallet?
I founded it!!!
It's your first time in Rio and you're not hosted in Copacabana,
You need to buy this card!!
It's a specific subway card for New Year's Eve in Copacabana.
They don't sell it at all stations, u must go to carioca station to buy it!
If you don't do it you'll be lost 'cause u don't know the city very well,
According to the place where you are, you get a f****** traffic to go to Copacabana
it will take a long time,
Don't go too late in Copacabana, it's terrible!!
A lot of people are coming there, millions of people.
So,
Buy this card,
protect your things with this porta dolar.
And be happy!!
Drink as much as you want it!
Have a lot of sex, with as many people as you want!
with as many people as your relationship will allow,
Be happy and keep your two eyes open,
'cause a lot of people will try to steal you.
OK?
I'll dress white for the first time,
I've dressed all the colours you can imagine,
in New Year's Eve and NOTHING happened!
I didn't get money, didn't became rich,
Didn't get married, I was not prosperous,
My health didn't...
changed, but I have an amazing heatlh!!
If you believe in these color's energies, go ahead!!!
if not, but for u it's beautiful use white, do it!
If u wanna use black, purple, all the colors, body paint,
Use what u wanna do!!! It's New Year's Eve!!
Go there and be happy, hell!!
Now I'll go to see what will happen there!
It will happen there a marriage too!!! I'm one of the godparents!
Jussara Calmon's marriage!
Don't know who she is?
Google it!! Jussara Calmon!
My partner in Gretchen's biography, Fábio Fabricio Fabretti,
He wrote Jussara's biography.
And we'll be there,
Celebrating her marriage at copacabana's beach at 19:00!!
What's going on her head to do it??
I hope there's no shooting, people dying, murders,
And, mainly, ARRASTÃO!!
Summer in Rio and arrastão are almost synonymous!
Except when there's a lot of policemen at the streets.
Then nothing happens, but the climax is not good!
Let's go and check what will happen!
Wedding at New Year's Eve in Copacabana.
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JUMPING WAVES!!!
My wishes will come true!
What do I do with romã's seeds? Help me!!!
Put it inside your wallet and change it in the nex year!!
But I didn't eat it! There's no problem!
That's the truth: There's no mess, no bad moments!!
No one tried to steal me. Of course I'm with my two eyes open!
The fact is:
If you're far from the stage in front of Copacabana Palace,
There where these things happens!
But here, at post 5 and 6, it was very nice and peaceful!
It impressed me!
People leaving copacabana, going to other parties! Night has just begun!
It's closer to 4 A.M! I'm at home now!
It was amazing and super duper funny!
No one tried to steal me,
No shots, people around me was so nice, no sign of violence where I've been.
Beign honest,
Go to Copacabana is so much worse than stay there!
Once you are there, it's ok.
When I was leaving the subway, at my neighborhood,
I met two guys and one girl. She was very bad!
I asked if they want some water,
They said yes! I gave 2L,
They drikned a lot and we started a conversation,
One of the guy has been robbed.
Why?
Phone in his pocket!
This is very boring!
You keep careful all the time,
but in the moment you relax, it can be by music or a flirt,
they get your things.
So, people, it doesn't matter where,
Carnival, New Year's Eve, crowd places in Rio de Janeiro,
U NEED TO USE THIS porta dolar.
Otherwise you'll lost all your things.
Cellphone with your nudes, memories, contacts,
Rio de Janeiro is not a place to beginners.
This is ridiculous!
It should be a nice place for all of us. Like any other place.
Here u must be smart as possible! Two eyes open all the time!!
Or you'll lost it!
Attention when you'll be in a crowd place!
I LOVE CROWD!
I'm always there when I want it!!
I always use porta dolar,
and never lost anything!
Because, for they steal it,
they need to put their hands inside your underwear
And to do it,
It's because you want it, because U said yes,
And if u wanted it's because... Well...
U flirt at first! LOL!
I don't believe that be steal is a sexual fantasy
But, if it is, I won't judge you.
This is five, ten reais! I always buy more than one!
Sometimes I think the elastic is not good anymore,
or the zipper,
so,
Old or new, I never had bad moments when I use it!
PORTA DOLAR IS LIFE!! LOL!
Until next crowd place in this hel called Rio de Janeiro!
A place that everybody love and hate at the same time!
I'm hapy about did this video, it means that I didn't died!
I was not stabbed, or a glass bottle at my head, shots, fights,
And many other things that could happen here,
Lately, the only beauty of this city is geographic!
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