I'm here today in front of you to wish you a good year
like any self respecting Youtuber, isn't it.
So happy new year 2k18, like americans says.
That all your projects come true, that health is good...
I'm not gonna make a review of what happend on this channel
in 2k17.
Make a review for just 6 videos,
it's a little bit snooty and some of view might say
that my head is starting to be big.
But still...
I AM A YOUTUBER...
I can make a review.
It's my channel, I do what I want.
Nothing amazing happend, no buzz video, no top trending.
Even if...
No.
But by the bye this channel deserves to exist.
And for me it was a step to cross towards...
I don't know what yet, but it's done !
I don't forget my fans by the way.
You that following me hard on social media.
And at the time I speak to you, you are 55 to follow me !
But for this new year, I want to try, and I say I WANT.
Make a little more of videos.
That's okay the step is not to big : because I made just 6 videos.
It's not gonna be to hard to break the record.
So let's talk about this video.
At the moment you were familiar with sketchs and vlogs on this
channel.
For this year 2k18, I launch...
roll the drums in backstage please.
What ? You are disappointed ? You were thinking I'm gonna do
a non employee daily routine !?
What is that name in english ?
I often want to speak about actuality topics.
And God know that there is a lot of things to say !
But I want to speak cinema too,
and plenty of other things that they don't need a full worked
video.
That's why I'm launching this serie
So it's gonna be a podcast serie.
Ah well done bro ! This guy is gonna make some podcast in 2k18
so has been dude !
Wait wait before to leave.
Don't listen that guy...
Do I care what you think ?
I think I have talk enough and if you don't understand
just sit down, get comfortable
and just watch.
To begin this year I could have talk about who have the biggest
nuclear button.
But we are not going to impose kiddo things now.
It's the beginning of the year, we gonna start the year
easy peasy.
But I will probably get on this subject after hashtag teasing.
So let's start the year with a touch of lightness,
because in this video...
For those who were spent the end of the year between their toilet bowl
<font color=#000000FF>and their sofa,</font>
you have probably don't mess the last Netflix's production
carried by Will Smith : Bright.
The first time a heard about this movie it was on
a Youtube ad.
Thumbs up if you too you don't active adblock to support
your favorite YouTuber.
And it was not the last time because Netflix put this
promotion way to hard !
And as always the trailer looks good...
your are disappointed by the movie.
I haven't recover yet for this shitty episode 7...
Bright take place in our old 21 century in Los Angeles.
And came with a good idea who is mixing heroic fantasy,
like the Lord of The Rings with orc, elf and human,
with problems of our actual society.
And here you say to yourself that's could be hardly good...
but no !
The movie starts with a bunch of tag who where there to
explain to you the background story and how we get there.
But guys seriously, tags !?
You don't think that is way too light !
Let me just take an exemple :
In the film they talk about Jirak, an orc who unified the
9 armies to fight the lord of darkness.
But at any time in the movie we get a flashback or a scene
from this battle !
Except maybe this tag !
Maybe after all the director was told himself :
9 armies who unite, forgetting their difference, to fight
the Lord of Darkness, everybody have seen the Lord of the Rings !
No !
And that's where, for me, the film start to make mistakes.
Believing that everybody knows that type of story
and there is no need to explain it.
On the top of that, it's a Netflix's production so that
can be watch by a large public.
Who maybe don't know what is heroic fantasy,
but still want to watch it.
The movie is enough abitious because it talks about
today's problem : the fear of the difference.
On Bright we follow the police duo :
Ward who is a human played by Will Smith
and Jakoby who is an orc played under a ton of make up
by Joel Edgerton.
Jakoby is the first orc to enter the police of Los Angeles,
not without critics.
Because orcs are made in gangs who are related to a
lot of criminal things.
So Ward's buddy, who are humans, are very sceptical about
the position Jakoby have in the police.
Well done, good point !
The movie have not choose an easy topic to talk about racism.
But I think the way is good even they don't go to deep
on that subject.
Still they talk about and in final is that not
the more important ?
I'm gonna move on now into some scene that have, well,
chocked me.
Bright wants to be an action movie because we follow
the storie of two cops.
So who says cops, says gunfight.
And it's a problem when the first shooting scene is empty
like the brain of Donald Trump when he takes his smartphone
to tweet.
I let you enjoy.
Get down! Down! Go!
Oh. Yeah, that's... That's not good.
- Yeah. - We could die.
- First time being shot at? - Yeah.
I have to say, I dislike it very much.
Yeah, it fucking sucks.
All right, look... on three, we're gonna dump this asshole.
All right?
- Right. That makes sense. - Use force.
- All right. - Yeah.
One, two, three.
The reproach I make often about recent film
is that every time there is an action scene
the camera move in every direction and the switching of layout is
very fast to show the violence of the scene.
But it's so much fast that you don't have the time to
understand what is happening.
At least it's more frustating that enjoying.
But with this scene it's okay, it's not going to fast...
You got plenty of time to understand...
maybe too much thoo
and that's where it's start to be awkward.
- You all right? - Hmm? Yeah.
- No holes? - Huh? Uh...
Only the ones that I was born with.
How are your holes?
The fuck can you make a shootout awkward?
(even him says it !)
Without spoiling the story, even the trailer do
that very well.
Our two cops intercept a magic stick
who is supposed to realize every crazy dreams you have.
Then arrives Ward's colleagues
who want to keep the magic stick for them
to use it in a very good way :
You want a million dollars?
You want ten million?
You wanna be taller or shorter?
Make your dick bigger?
That's it.
Of course it's kind of creepy
but it shows how humans can be selfish against magic.
For the magic stick it's not just a random wood stick coming
out from Oillvander's shop.
Oh no, of course no.
It's more like a fluorescent tube of 450
fucking watts !
To bilieve that if we where in north of France
some would have already hung on their rockers.
This magic stick, if it fall in some bad hand,
will serve to come back the Lord of Darkness...
Yes, but as I say before
the Lord of Darkness we don't see him !
The challenge to protect the magic stick from bad guys
is completly canceled.
We don't have any fear about what could happended.
My little theory about the fact we don't see
the Lord of Darkness
is that all the money was spend on specials effects for this
damn magic stick !
And on orc's make up, who looks very cool by the way.
And no it's not a joke.
To conclude I have just one thing to say :
don't wtach this movie.
We know well Neflix...
We know well Neflix...
We know well Neflix...
NETFLIX motherfucker
We know well Netflix because of their series
but it's not the first time they jump in
the cinematic universe.
It's too bad because the environment and the basic idea
was great to do something good.
This film is a mess because of the story telling and
those empty dialogus.
And the worst in that is they haven't let the place
to make a second episode.
Not the first time Netflix take a superstar to play
in their movie.
They collaborate on time with Adam Sandler
on a BUNCH of film
and they were not so good.
Where Will Smith was supposed to carry the movie,
he make it worst or he doesn't act is best performence.
But of course what did you expect it's a Netflix movie.
Wait take a Hollywodd superstar to play in an unfinished movie
it's remind me something...
They make to us a Nicolas Cage.
This video is now touching the end.
I invite you to give a thumbs up and subscribe to this channel.
Like I'm just saying that, it's not an obligation we are
in democracy you do whatever you want, well you understand me
If you enjoy the music you can visit Druk's channel.
For me I will meet you again on this same channel
until that I wish you good luck !
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