That's streaming it's streaming guys. It's starting up
There we go live all right all right start game
I'm hearing everything like over and over don't
Know what's happening? What is life? Oh, No there's my voice? That's
(I'm really sorry about my terrible mic guys, I'm going to do something about it next stream.)
It is near the stream and just just ignore it pretty much
All right, you're gonna do this mate yeah, I'm enabling we're gonna come in again the cards. Yes, of course
I need to disable the holiday shit, which I enabled for some reason why is the game say, it's Counter Strike global Offensive
Should not say that I'll refresh
Now it says Kai's against humanity with yes, go I've ever played I don't
Streaming my screen so it's
Okay, Oh monkey hello, sorry oh, no, I just realized how much pressure this game always puts on you when you every others are
not a good game for streaming again um
go
Navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to blank
Mine actually makes sense
Why was that pause so long? I was just waiting for someone to say something, but nothing was happening Oh
Righty-o by the way I can see your choice
I'm gonna open this dream
I'm gonna make it that I can only see the amount of use just so I can see if we get one view
Every go to view
Relatable cancer teens no show that works German dungeon boy really gets them going
Management solutions genetic see since its synergistic. What is that were?
In the maze that the dungeon porn was filmed in
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High tea Ivan oh
Hey
Heidi
Right I don't even know who's Sean Penn is never Dora
Who cares if you know makes my god perfect?
The earthquake killed them
Billy to the people why ET
after the earthquake Sean Penn bought the burners of the elderly to the people of Haiti
after the earthquake
Sean Penn bought advice from a wise old black man to the people of Haiti, ooh
This one
Yeah, yeah
It works though. I mean people die in an earthquake. I usually we wink and then realize afterwards you can actually
Serve but we don't allow plank at the Country Club
I'm sorry sir
How terribly the name Sean is spelt
As YY is like where did it yeah what the fuck do pronounce bean as B?
We can imagine if Sean the sheeps name was spelt like that freaking
Fucking millions of five-year-olds all over the planet would be pronouncing it at the scene the Sheep
After months of practice Frank, I think I'm finally ready for blank
After months of practice with absolutely nothing I think I'm finally ready for streaming
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For
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After months of practice with anal beads I think I'm finally ready for a can of whoop-ass
After months of practice with flightless birds, I think I'm finally ready for kamikaze pilots
During my first D&D
During my first game of D&D I accidentally summoned
Mine works, it's not that funny, but a lot of mine works
During my first game of D&D. I accidentally sell it my inner demons
During my first game of D&D I accidentally summoned the gays
during my first love me and Dee I accidentally summoned that me sweet spaceship I
See one of the first time
Mr.. Majestic Batman has nothing
Do not fuck with me. I am literally blank right now oh
You got that one
Yeah, oh right that's always happens you always have one that's perfect whenever you're the fucking Czar oh
Dude I just looked at one of my cards in its heart instant regret oh
Dude oh god, I placed oh
Yeah, that is instant
It's uh huh? No. I'm gonna use it later, and you're gonna say you're gonna recognize. This is the one that paid
Just looking at it makes me hurt
By Peter Pan right now do not fuck with me. I am literally ileum
No, I told you I didn't play the one I was talking about
Okay grace is innocent so we have to play we have to play cards that are innocent in order to win
I have a spam message from someone
I don't I don't see there's more people on the stream
That he's just freaking said I'm watching you like I just got a random ass message. I'm watching
A big you are featured on the stream frickin steam chat is there?
Well you know now are you proud
The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8 and the performer a bad blank
So they said this court message now
This 3 it says it says in general when people follow. I forgot I set that up
alright
Who is the last person gee monkey gun?
8-bit indie platformer about
Sake
About wiping her but the most controversial game is an 8-bit indie platformer about police brutality
They're just called in America
Now I regret that yeah, that was me oh
So it seems it doesn't doesn't update for me the
The amount of views although it did or some reason it was three views for ages I didn't come up until I refresh
I'm the chair
Here is the church here is the steeple open the doors, and there is that it's a steeple
I know I had no idea what it was. I just give them my best shot
And there is the milkman here is the church here is the steeple open the doors and there is
blowjobs for everyone
Is sepal no open the doors there is distance if you're being photo recommend TM
Who's fucking? Oh god?
We're gonna go for I'm not sure you're gonna get blowjobs in a church
But it would be nice
Priest he's the one getting the blowjob everyone is the people kid I?
Was just happy that I realized I
Forgot that I want to save and I think it's gonna be good if I can like find the perfect opportunity to play it
As part of my contract Prince won't perform without shapeshifters in his dressing room
Prince won't know a racist because I'm a vassal innocent
anyway, so
Vassal vagina in his joy
Really that was the best one man okay now, I think of it yeah
You know I'm gonna. I'm gonna play the one that I'm that is pain
Maybe we lost all the views because we had three viewers. I'll have you know which
One was me one was Nathan and then one was a random the random left because you're so loud
Yeah, I'm going to lower the mic volume on my can't
Even Nathan's left the stream now. It's just me
Wow really good conversation here, man
Who is he on this blind date with
Dad why is dad
Touch you
If you need him to Reni danto Remnick Remy
Danton can pull some strings and get you blank little Kostya
Well you should be it's just wait at the moment, and I don't like white Oh
Dead parents
That's nice disappointing salad. I mean isn't that you smell in general
Sexual no
Okay, no not that one screw that one. We're going for just to sell it it's so disappointing
It's disappointing in its own nature as disappointing on it as well. Just work
I
Went
To the desert and edenal the peopIe it turns out my spirit Oh
It's gonna be great ah
Better I don't have any really good ones for this one rocky monkey
a dollar so I
Went to the desert and ate your supplier that might very
Much how do I win?
What's marky-mark and
Maricruz v. And depths of the Amazon
Well here Twitter's obviously just to do the episode then go to his lovely company lovely steak yes that one
Yeah
That's your job mate no your
And his wits
This isn't man well bear grows must survive indefinitely Mazon with only goodbye - wait. This is an enema twelve egg roll. That's fun
that's an Amazon with only there's so many ridiculous destination and is
BS anything there's nuclear stuff alike
I don't think there was any um depth of the Animas on to survive
Oh
Sorry when AF kin didn't tell anyone is you know
You don't have the right voice foot maybe it's because your microphone is terrible though. Maybe it's completely
That unentertaining to you you have to find some
Maybe because you're so loud
Alright, I think maybe it's just maybe you're not so loud your microphones. Just terrible it breaks every two seconds
Okay, have we got a winner?
Why do I keep on winning this
I
Can't sleep at night well
50,000 volts straight to the Nettles
Sitting my village burned and my family's loaded before my ass
child abuse
Think we're gonna have to go for the saddest one
I'm just imagining an image of a sad little child looking cold up being
Wade Caden is that you Tom doesn't only touch you
And we're here for you mate, and would you like buffalo wings mild hot or blank?
Obese, okay, I'm gonna do one for Caden. This is for Caden
I
Do fly wings my own when I'm lost or
spontaneous human combustion
Would you like buffalo wings good or daddy issues? Thanks, man and would you like to buffalo wings mild?
or reverse cowgirl
That's a nice little mean thing yeah
Yeah
Wait, what was reverse cowgirl? What about it? I was thinking
Just you're just guessing completely randomly that maybe
We need bob ross bob ross is good yes
Yes Ross
Jeff Jeff Goldblum
Yeah, I think I could keep bossa man, I'm not saying that just because he did Batman
What did you say you say you don't know who Mike
You're lucky, I don't know where you live
Not though I the vulture yay finally
Do you have toilet paper rolls going over or under what?
Let's see my mom does for one
Week
10 milliseconds is away
We're not gonna be able to play until he comes back hi guys wait what?
I've just realized that I just heard that twice because the stream had goat sound back
Muscle
Did you just not pick mine because you know it was mine
With enough time and pressure Blanc will turn into alternate Simon Wow good job yours must be so smart
a
Mouthful of potato salad
I didn't I didn't mean to it's on my other screen like glanced
Alright um enough time and pressure sexy will turn into
whipping a
disobedient slave that is a
Do you like get them over to your party?
Enough time and pressure dublin's will turn into the miracle of childbirth
with enough time in frescia
hopi diapers
Mode or i'm gonna have to go with the horrible keeping someone as a slave
It doesn't even make sense a mouthful of potato soon
Everyone down on the crown anyone. We're just here for blank wow that was really like you got into that character that man
Just mean rape my ears
Well turns out rob you with one of the viewers
We have a total of three viewers at the moment, I think you're famous no
I'm the only thing bother
Everyone down on the ground we don't want to hurt anyone we're just here for natural male enhancement
Everybody down on the ground. We don't want to hurt anyone we're just here for poor people
Everyone down on the ground. We don't just lost two viewers angel headed hipsters burning for the ancient. Heavenly that was way up
To the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, is that an actual card
That's the blank type in because it'll show it on the card
What all over because I just got run over by a truck
Righty then Bank of me me I'm wearing a me me share notes name
What is what's happening right now, are we just making noises?
Making noise
Okay dangerous men you in
A minute right I'm saying
The pills bitches white people in crippling debt I
Mean I had those combination of things
No, it's crippling debt because no one has any money anymore
Can't sell yourself men you're gonna. Be everyone's bitch. That's how it works those two combined
I just convinced you to
Ran by pimps black pimps life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without
Is that one viewer someone we know or is it a random
Bitch is thirsty
Without a pyramid of severed heads
viagra turning the rivers into red, but sorry viagra gonna be
Falling behind man, this is not acceptable
Hey, what about me? Huh?
Or getting in better I've been living black with Allah
I've been living this blank for twenty years I
Cannot speak
Wow I just had a terrible idea I
Believe you saved viagra
I'm just gonna have to go for men
Haha
Don't worry. It's getting it gets better. I've been living with well 20 years. I've been living with
Howard and I just made the rise when you show that one viewers me
We had a second viewer for a while no one stays around for long we did get a compliment though
We got a little would have a seat. Yeah, we gotta seems good
Yeah man sure from random David. It's pretty good right 50, and then they left
No, it doesn't keep the chat for some reason
When you reload it?
Hey look he got me as a viewer nice
Five
the kids these hills we're getting involved with blank a sense of uh Leo Chiba Joe Shuster Isha are
All getting involved with looking things to claim them as their own, so really our kids these days you're getting involved with ominous
What is lens I think it's like a thing we give up something I know I know yeah you explain
Something to enjoy like maybe you stop playing video games or something like that I
Mean
I use Sean Connery all the time. It's gonna be tough to give up to give him good listener
In his newest and most difficult stunt David Blaine must escape from like
Wait there's one views at the moment there was two it keeps on going between one and two he's that other one, just Shingo yeah
damnit I
wanted she
so many views wait Kate
Can can you keep it? No eye on all of your out who's doing abuse?
Yeah, I was gonna say
darn
Go on it like let's look a rule we don't go on there and
Don't review it so that we don't get confused then how we supposed to know how many fuse are there
Logic does not work
It is newest what's done the infant Blaine must escape from woman suffrage
David Blaine must escape from getting into high school reunion on Kate Kate ermine
David Blaine escape from French who eat all the snacks
Man you gonna share
One maid's book cry
Cards
Did max book cry
The very disturbed man
Makes book cry
By the way, I told them your card was made before
Why am I Nikki a fetus
We play
Well that's gonna affect a lot of people
What happens
Do you not have a hotkey for that shit man?
Oh
Okay
Okay see how this internet
Bank imma go to rubberband everywhere everywhere. I'm going to rubberband everywhere
Chewing that's off-limits
Today oh, we know it a whim the way
The most cringy out of all of us must be can go yeah
Yeah, I agree with you
So what are we playing?
Definitely not
Combined yeah Kota call it cringe er fortunately
You know every time you won't you know Oh?
Interesting it's
Translate page
Watching this show on ABC me episode of Japanese going going gone. Yeah
Yeah, um basically. It's a game show on ABC 3 that's very very fucking racist
okay, and and basically what happens is people do a bunch of challenges and
Then if they lose they get kicked out while them will kicked out through the mystery door, and they were saying oh, I wonder
What's on the other side my comment?
testicles wait
Tentacles I put your clan quote
Good English
Games ever connected failed retrying
Shit I think your incident is just
Well yeah, not completely, it's just it's it's gone. It's gone
Maybe that's because it's shit women dirty
And we're in disguise
My net has been updating here's the storm in Senate or what do you think?
It's basically dota but with all of blizzards characters, okay?
So there's always watch characters in it - yeah over what Wow
I don't like mobile game at all, but yeah, it is better
But you can't play as Genji Endora so
What you're just gonna play Genji you mean
Shit well hello to all of us
If you are a new person welcome
Very new it oh yeah
Okay overwatch is now playable if you would like to file a complaint against
By seeing how open he is don't oh?
Yeah, the one the one viewer heard that as well hey oh
Oh
And we just sitting and there's another update you serious was there another update
Going to and that's not going to be fun
That one under view you know
What is Blizzard world one, dude oh
My cousin going on about
We will be thing remember cousin going on the best craze, and then you
Back a musician. I just realized the whole time my own
Stream is Bill Koch cards against humanity' with no humor someone just joined in left way. They were looking
Cream overwatch they were looking for cringe overwatch, and they got a black screen Oh
All right 500 megabytes half dead is that on twitch it is good working
This is annoying me my internet shit, I gotta go back to Grandma's Internet in Brea yeah
All right, I would bring the cookies
I feel like eating a cookie man. Why are we talking about grandmas?
Because I was at my grandma's for the pop internet there was like better than you know
Sorry just initializing, I will play an op-ed piece of chip doing my best remember my password, but it's not
Change the damn stream
Yeah
Call it half dead whoa laughs watch out. Oh wow, that's that's really beautiful people who are abroad
Update
Update
Whatever to make a half dead lobby I
Can do this I can remember my password many people do
I'm gonna put it in my moment oh
I just realized my my um my username I
Okay I
Know a genius, man
We've got more views now than we were I can't do that happy with me
I said that and I look over and all the views are gone
I'm launched in half
It's literally called the stream half dead well, Oh, what's up, dates? Yeah?
Currently my stream like what I'm saying of the stream is um
loading
a multiplayer
Unlike tinky-winky died
Sound like pinky would you die isn't that a Teletubby?
Yeah, they are
What they call it stinky Winky this kind of sounds like a creepy with its the
Broadcast the pus word we're gonna get one extra person that won't be shame and we probably won't I don't know if they're gonna be
bullets and going to Halsted
What difficulty
Normal maybe I have no idea. I'm what the difficulties are in this game easy medium and hard oh
So this music in this game is quite obnoxious
There we go turns off head ball, ah as in the popping of your head. I thought it was something about
Right the first thing comes to my mind is what I think
Okay, um so difficulty medium. We've had one viewer for a while now didn't stand around. Hey, dude. That's me
Are you doing your own stream
Water you occasionally had another guy pop in
But
Right away because we're terrible
Yeah, that was actually
Well oh it's just my intention so much
Yes
Whatever you know how to overwatch yes, I know the download has 16 megabytes to go
What why have you left?
I know terrible connection eight away. That's why I've got terrible
Because overwatch is update
I'm a genius. Oh my over watches by overwatch is updated. Yeah, that's about the same
I the only one with internet good enough that overwatch has already finished. Dude your inset is unbelievably good like
94 megabits per second which is like 12 mega bytes?
I did a test before and I got 12 megabits per second
Then I retested it and I got a 6 well so my old finished
It was at 170 kilobytes a second, maybe he didn't know that it was kilobytes
It's usually about 70 kilobytes
How does one live just internet, I know right what you just live with that
Yeah, he managed to something yeah, and why didn't what leave the game why did he leave the voice chat
He probably had the car. They know swap upwe
Babies in -
Come on cheer up
Into eight, Oh cheer up
We're gonna play at all oh
Yeah, yeah, but jingo isn't here yet who gives a shit watching the game
Playing Hofstede the way, just realize that we're even playing the game
People into the game as we start
Of course every room around us is the damn trap why don't you put a timer on I said no timer
Multiplayer
Okay, I accidentally press candle the candle wax you accidentally press the candle yes
Just words puts a candle unfamiliar
Start yes, okay, so G is power G is throw shoot I know
Um
You know okay? How about we do a run without using issues like a that seems stupid and horrible I?
Mean my boot yeah
You can go was the one who lost his shoe in there and get all the one they ran in first
No shoes no in blindly and hope not to die
Can you run Lake anyone like that?
That same stache no no chickening out you have to go in you live with your decisions see watch me
I'm going to not going I'd even go in demonstrate how to
By the way
Looks like the streams lagging by the way, man
That went well
I
Really should have seen that coming
Okay this one say hey look. It's on me. I just look at me. I'm a person
Where you go ha I'm everything I regret
Hey, I don't we're good okay wisp lit up so this is a slight problem, but not really at the same time
And my shoe died I don't regret that decision
I don't think
Yeah, okay, just okay. That's interesting whoa hi, bro
Okay fricken wait am I okay? I found the safe room
I know that shut up
Why - wait, what what color is that yellow?
What is the other me?
The other means two traps around it
What is this color mean
three traps I
Discovered when I died no, I discovered okay alright. That's the one you chunky shoe into you yeah
That's that's on the internet now, it's forever there that you cheated
That's okay, I don't give a shit, I didn't actually care about your nose shoot the wrong world with my first play
Blue does that mean that they're all good yeah, I
Like how just we can completely separate directions
Does this one mean three trips three traps yes
As the rest I haven't run into any doctrine of those demon guy things
Well splice I was extremely close, I nearly like that no mine
That's the edge of whoa you're scary hey mr. Bad guy
Yeah
Lucky gun just run into one of the demon guys
Well a bad guy how do you do?
Dude, left is this green
Yes, that's great. Where's that that means only one trap. Oh, I know that that's definitely a child
You know
Go into this safe door
Not a safe door
All right wouldn't is the screen yes, Green yeah one shirt?
You found pod traps, I can't that's good. Well. You know the one you just walked into is the trap then
What's this one so you stand right in the damn middle that's three
That's three chaps yeah, I'm good
That's bad
Yeah, yeah bad bad
No
Does that trap ever stop
What there's like a little turbine thing?
Probably not. What is it doing just?
Yeah, now that doesn't stop you have to avoid that because if you walk in there you are dead that's bad
Hey hey
You used a shoe
And I just uh my new powers man brain. That's a trap by the way
going in see
I'm like Conan buy traps
That's good thing
Well good luck have fun turn left
don't know I
Didn't know bro. That's oh so trap. Yeah, but it's the same sides. It's safe one both sides trap
It's safe
I
Didn't I just wanted. I just thought it was a trap. I might be able to get away with I was taking a risk I
Knew you were wrong you're an idiot
It's all new Ginga okay, oh
Yeah, you did yeah found the exit and walked out stream looks quite laggy, yeah
Wow I've been playing this the longest I'm the one who died first I know I
Think you're just shitty everything
So there's nothing you can do about the lagging on the stream. I don't think no what's it caused by your shitty no
No, I'm pretty sure it's actively this your end
Jesus Christ I
heard him and
Then I thought he was in the room that we were in and I absolutely crapped out for it this game is so bad
What it's actually pretty good looking for like a fiddle game. That's just made with like unity or something
I know unity it's like always good
Oh
The crazy guys got killed. Oh, this looks safe, let's go yes
That comes back
It's not safe, I'm gonna jump on your face for protection actually working. He's burning and I'm not
Wait no I jumped off he died he died no. He didn't die get back here
He burned I didn't know that positive
They were left alive because why not
This ain't free crap. I thought this game is the terrible game
This game
They're capable control cuz I connected a
Because I don't want to run that game anymore
Okay, let's play overwatch. How is it done? Yeah? I finished two like ages ago
Could have said something I did but then
Hang on a second. I will be right back in one moment
Dang it. I'm gonna get some food
Okay
I'll fly so high up in the sky
I don't want your odd free music. I don't want it no no
You
I
Gotta go have dinner, so I'm gonna stop the stream there for now
but you've been playing in the stream that entire time yes, ah
Yeah, I'm gonna stop the stream for now and I'm going to go ahead
Stream it yay
And see the see you later to viewers if you are there
See y'all later
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