hello everyone it's me Jayskibean and
welcome back to another episode of night
in the woods last time we had that weird
dream with all the musicians and stuffs
and it was right after we did some
crimes with Greggy so we're waking up
nothing nothing's really happened yet oh
yeah do check the computer right we go
check the computer you have any messages
probably have some messages about last
night lets me see all I do from Greggy
mornin I'm somehow even more sword this
is bullshit I'm working today angus is
out of town and I'm lonely okay bye
sincerely Gregory but I mean that it
sound like I mean it's not like he was
uncomfortable I guess I mean I guess
maybe that could have sounded like
Gregory but whatever it's not like
that's how you would talk so I don't
know if anything's going on of a hill
hey mom good morning did you feel it
last night no but you know what I'm
talking about right spill it mom there
was a big thing called two streets over
Oh are we still getting those I don't
think those ever really go away swampy
ground and so forth and on a floodplain
a weird I don't want you over there
knows it around it I guarantee you I
won't I've seen sinkholes no interest at
all moms are just a hole in the ground
get back to me when one like swallows a
house or something we'll go see together
if that happens deal so what did you do
last night hung out with Greg what did
you do we went to the grocery store that
sounds exciting get anything special
hoboy sure did well stop by the church
if you're in the area will do mom see ya
mm mm bye sweetie oh I love my mom I
like the sign that says bless this mess
on the wall I want I want that it's a
cute little sign it's all rainy dodes is
totally different like it's a whole
different feel to the game now like
something's wrong sometimes eerie hey
what's up may browse key summers now we
all know how important it is to look at
our best what
our appearance is the first and
sometimes last impression we make
summers did you join a cult lucky for
you I happen to be a licensed dealer oh
ok of the Silva family of products
summers I don't have any money oh ok are
you giving that pitch to everyone it's
horrible isn't it i did a video seminar
and that's what the woman said did she
sell anything yeah her neighbor was
really appreciative sorry everyone was
smiling and they just kept laughing just
smiling and laughing and looking at hand
lotions you could just smile and laugh
if you want that you want to hear a poem
not maybe another time cool five summers
are awesome it's like every day is a
different feel to let's go to the old
dick acts see what's going on here hey
BB ba ba ba be bee bee bee a bee it
whatever hey Meg how's it goin got a
load of rock salt the move came in early
this year in like a crap load of snow
shovels usually the dodgy strip least I
strip I don't know how to say that word
I called myself fluent in English the
dive stroke place d strip what what it
doesn't goof up like this maybe it's run
by weather Wizards yeah that's not a bad
theory so what's up I want to hang out
tonight I'm working if you want to like
come along oh I was thinking we'd go
play putt-putt out in the May that's
actually not a bad idea but sorry you
got to work ha jeez what what is even
the point paychecks rent food medicine
that kind of thing so do you want to
come along or not uh let's hang out yeah
it just gets straight to hanging out
house call
okay so now I get to hang out with BIA
so she's supposed to be working can you
just like refuse to do house calls nope
why it's called a job people pay you to
do it ideally at least you coming
there's the thing back here by the
driveway yeah she's an old lady she's
got weird shit in her yard it's like a
windmill yep I've never been back up
here before may browski you have now
been here it's nice yeah just a bunch of
old cabins people turned into houses
some hunting camps so don't like get
shot or anything blog season as it for a
few days right well folks get impatient
for murder it ain't murder if it's
animals but that's start they are
animals though hold that thought you're
gonna knock looks like we're knocking
thank you for coming on such short
narratives no problem I can sleep
through a false alarm fire but that
furnace will take a look at it ever
since Jean past I just can't abide that
bumping understandable Jean was such a
darling man hey what did you mean by a
hold that thought wait for it I'll never
forgive him for taking him away uh-huh
ain't like I didn't treat him right I
looked it up on the Internet he didn't
smell or nothing wait for it you can't
take a woman's house with just because
he's dead there it is holy God took it
right off that couch it's a crime yeah a
crime was definitely committed all right
they just couldn't abide by not being
able to tax them anymore that's what it
is well I don't talk your ears off about
it come take a look at my fridge while
you're here we build by the half hour oh
right it's over house-sitting then
good job yeah it's a nice fridge what's
the problem oh noes no problem it's just
a classic in the original Luna freeze
Wow they were all the rage when I was
your age they last forever they made me
feel so young I thought one of the
easier the night when I got back into
town oh really aware upside down under
some logs in a creek and a vine you
gotta be rude to the lady so firdous oh
yeah it's right down here to the
basement sounds good come on me all
right we'll be down there for a bit so
you remember not the law Kison what last
time we sent someone he got locked in
the basement I assure you that did not
happen um he called me from your
basement your man just about like a bit
of booze what he came by oh okay busted
or something okay down they go it was
nice meeting you don't really know who
you are little person override lady see
ya just if we don't get a lot in the
basement does that same thats everywhere
that little alligator thing with a hat
on oh man I love creepy basements and
why wouldn't you look at all this
splendor splendor of split whatever I
missed it I went too fast gee she's got
a lot of junk maybe she's got a few more
husband sat in the corner yeah all right
let's get this done so we can go home
yeah let's do it what's up y'all oh oh
is that a baseball bat I can't grab it
can I I can ah my old nemesis professor
Lucius von Gnomeo oh it's a it's a gnome
it's a lawn gnome I guess ok cool can I
do that's the furnace that's the furnace
I've decided his name is clanky okay you
just hang out video fix this right quick
don't like break anything what am I
gonna break this is a basement full of
crap oh jeez okay shouldn't be long can
I help nope why am I here then because
you wanted to come along just chill
okay okay so I'm gonna jump on this
thing hey hey I can't jump ah fish fish
fish okay nothing there jeez this is an
old ass and it's made of metal and you
could chop your finger off please I bet
I can make something out of all this
junk keys who even won't have this much
junk yeah okay I could see this being
useful looks just take it could see this
being useful oh when I picked up this
shit looks useful this looks useful
we're just taking all this stuff don't
they're going to take the baseball bat
too I need your expertise to fix up the
stupid furnace professor oh no all right
so I can't carry anything else so I'm
going to say this is enough stuff so got
a gnome a fishing pole a badminton rat
racket in a fan got two wheels in a
tourney thing with no wheel probably
just need to turn the turn anything to
open the heat pipes to turn out the fire
Clank he's probably got a tiny fire
going and could use some help we've all
been there port lanky to get cranky all
hot and bothered we need to teach clanky
to love bet I could I bet nobody could
buy down to the tourney thing where the
wheel was I could use racket as a handle
yeah that would work although we're not
always going to be here to pull it uh
one good hard pole should do it okay
focus work this out may browski I'm
hungry I wonder what it's like to get
stuck in a cave let's not this thing on
TV about people to scuba dive in caves
which for my money is really stupid like
normal swimming you can drown but you're
in a cave with horses and stuff horses I
mean hoses what am I thinking of horses
oh my god k forces what if you retract I
ok for us I wonder how they pull you out
probably just have to wing it makes a
big complicated thing I can't imagine
those much machine made just for pulling
scuba divers away from cave horses
although who knows what happened to down
there focus me maybe I could just wing
this too I just just do it fast so I
think it okay let's do it next part
scroll in quickly ok ty to the racket to
paternity thing and then tie that to the
fan but wait how am I going to keep the
fan from rolling up like a big fan fish
okay sorry no me have to put you upside
down like a vampire I think they used to
bury vampires upside down so when they
tried to dig out of their coffins they
just dig down because hahaha stupid
vampire now you're just as a sitter of
the earth and you died again okay what
kind of hey this looks great I'm like an
engineer or whoever makes machines and a
machine engineer it's an engineer all
right let's give this baby to go okay
done what I think i fixed it now let's
see what we've got here yeah we did we
what did you do an engineer nelligan
long-term solution haha oh I just fell
apart way to go May please don't fix
anything ever again like don't even have
a pet anything you have to maintain Oh
friggin crap I was totally going to work
this is so typical nothing I'm going to
check the exit ah bet they locked us in
ISO but they want to said damn it well
we're logged in hi I knew this was going
to happen stupid stupid via we can cut a
hole in the floor with what maybe she
has an old sup what and we're gonna do
what build a heap out of garbage to
stand on and saw a circle on the floor
like a cartoon well not with that
attitude well this not was really old
loose maybe I can like figure this out
I'll look around too yeah good look
around the whole bunch see if they could
find anything hmm the one thing she
could hear is a spertus when it was
broken broken things need to be broken
oh no don't break the furnace
well it's the one tool I do know how to
use a tool for beating ass oh no oh no I
hate that I'm doing this but I think I
have to haha suck at you be scrapped
furnace wow that is pretty loud yeah
jeez surprised I can't hear that back in
town okay cool she's coming thank God
thank me more like hey mrs. Miranda you
locked us in so we broke your furnace
well that was fun uh-huh you're all
right she gave his lemonade yeah you not
like lemonade it's fantastic then what's
up nothing just tired worked all day I'm
all hyper good for you here are zero fun
you know you need like some magical shit
to like give you a new perspective let
me know when that happens I wouldn't
want to miss it ok so I'm going to go
get some magical shit to put her into
perspective I guess I do so what what's
all this is all I can feel I could just
jump up this that's nice
so
so is that just for climbing then I
could just okay whatever oh my gosh I
gotta have to be able to do something oh
I can catch all the fireflies okay and
just bring him to her yeah Wow haha I
you like a firefly whisper or something
it just like me I guess that's you're an
interesting person may browski no miss
miranda is an interesting person she
like mummified a dude okay you're more
benign interesting woohoo you know I
have to say this would have been a much
less exciting evening if you weren't
along for the ride along for the ride I
believe I worked pretty hard down there
you should get a cut off of the bill not
a chance you're an unpaid intern fight
your fight you for it right here right
now you should like channel that
aggression you always happen to
something useful and dr. Hank said way
back I needed to repress it repress not
like learn how to deal with it he
specifically said repressed okay hmm
it's not a good doctor so do you think
miss Miranda like pulled her husband's
guts out isn't that what you do for
mummies I don't know me do you think
you'd have the stomach for it nope I
probably took a lot of heart yep I wish
she would have explained it to us I get
it may she's really rectum she really
wrecked them haha okay that probably
stayed in place yeah that should stay
where it belongs I'm leaving hey you got
a liver your life by this is me gone hey
wait up you're walking back to town
you've got a lot of gall to say that I'm
calling the cops
oh man I love puns puns are so good hey
Diane how's work you know better than
the glass factory is it ours mind of
rain machines but now I get to slice
steaks and hawks salamy salami some
Salim ease I mean it's easier on the
back that's for sure but like do you
like it I mean it's like I like having a
paycheck fair paychecks the sweetest
meets of all okay and I am going to go
ahead and finish the episode off there
unless we have a dream I keep saying
that and we'll see we'll see if we have
a dream and if we do then I guess I'll
keep going sounds like a dream mr.
coming
yep we're back in a dream again and I
could jump super high in my dreams too
okay so I guess we'll just all right can
I fall too far oh it's the same thing
again interesting so this is really cool
it's like all her dreams are having to
do in music and space and all right so
is there anything fiercely I'll probably
yeah yep there's one
I like a lot ads like a whole new feel
to the song every time you find somebody
it's great this place is huge so I
wonder what this place even is it's way
bigger than the other dream or at least
it feels like it is I don't know if it
is for sure but Jocelyn oh it's ice all
is just the lake from I don't know it
just seems like the frozen lake from
lost constellation on droid hit
I start to get in Finn's it's like
building up it's probably just in a loop
so honestly kinda kinda is hey I think
that's all of them
oh I'm so dark over here okay
okay so now just climb these back up top
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo whoa
what is that okay
oh okay that was inside of this building
got it okay so now what oh it's another
month to such squirrel this time it's
like a different giant anibal every time
it's weird I don't know what this
symbolizes like I don't know what it
means it's really cool though I love
this kind of stuff that kind of leaves
your mind to wonder and think about what
it could possibly mean alright so now
I'm had to finish the episode off there
I hope you guys enjoyed us having a
night with via because we didn't take
via the first night I was kind of
worried we were gonna have a night with
her but now we did and that's great so
that's two out of three of the friends
so I feel like we just have a night with
Angus and then whatever comes after that
so anyway I hope you guys enjoyed if you
did make sure you let that light button
underneath this video and until next
time I'll see you guys later
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