hello everyone it's me Jayskibean and
welcome back to night in the woods last
episode we finished off actually had a
another one of those weird dreams every
had to go and do the stuff with the with
the band members and stuff
hey boyo at work all day very bored work
sucks crap Falcon makes it more like
wait crap Falcon more like it yet I
can't read sorry guy you guys know he I
don't even have to apologize anymore hey
got a call from mrs. Miranda apparently
she's upset that we messed up her
basement
whatever she didn't pay us to clean it
up I'm at work all day just saying if
you want to say hello I'm here to be
hello dad
oh okay wait who's that Oh a message
born to lose country trash crowds
armored skate and destroys give it up
good good good oh that must be the UM
that last person okay so what's the name
again I can't remember it's on the
poster outside I know that so let's see
what is in store for us today
everybody's working so I'm not exactly
sure what kind of trouble I'm gonna get
into today
hey ma'am yawn mornin long night yeah I
went to work with BIA
oh are you gonna work there no mom I was
just tagging along thought it was like
really useful mm-hmm it was like new and
exciting feeling you okay yeah just been
doing boring adult stuff what kind of
adult stuff I'm adult stuff just like
budget bills numbers a lot of adulthood
is number stress that sounds bad I'm bad
at numbers oh I remember
okay well i'ma head out mm-hmm have a
nice day oh she's something's going down
something's going on I don't know we'll
see
I'm gonna see what's going on with
Greggy because we have that bonny head
that we need to we need to get taken
care of actually know what I'm going to
go to the market house and see what's up
here
hey dude hello I don't remember what
mate what voice I got for him but anyway
house working here going and I don't
know today's okay he's very negative for
kind of I guess he's like it's
indifferent hey man how's the pickaxe
trying to kill me
unsuccessfully thus far at least what's
so stressful well on top of everything
else we're hosting that stupid on our
fest har fest play tomorrow oh wow yeah
I'm never offering to do this again what
are you up to tonight
nothing I'm like super tired because
everything about my life is exhausting
and I'm doing the work of like three
employees plus the store owner even
though I'm one employee and I do not own
this store so weird that's up for some
reason you own this place now you'd
think but also know I dread the die
literally make me a coffin using
materials and tools from the store and
bury me anywhere else Jesus that got
intense ah anyway I'm doing nothing
tonight I can do nothing - fine
so are we doing this oh not sure I got a
couple other stops to make out I don't
wanna see what Greg use up to because
the amp and hanging would be and you
know see what Greg is going on and feel
like there's so many different endings
to this game - like I haven't really
discussed endings at all like I can
interact with that I've never been to
war not like the recruiter didn't try
them hard
Wow okay well we're gonna go see Greggy
and see what's going on with this guy
cuz I'm really I'm really wanting to
know wait a minute is um is Angus back
and just didn't leave anybody is back
hey hey Mary hey Angus how's video Lyn
good good
start up the Halloween rush got a pretty
good horror section nice you got a
favorite wait horror movie girl scythe
Sabbath whoa Italian yeah they don't
mess around
pretty colors pretty every
well see you later bye oh really I can't
go hang out with Angus I want to hang
out Angus already Hank I've already hung
out with Everett hanging down I've
really hanged out buddy else I've
already hung out with everybody else in
the crew why not Angus - so
pastabilities closed down this that's
great oh hey dude hey CJ Mehra you were
like in high school when I was in middle
school oh good I know you used to play
nerd games with Tom Bramwell across the
street from my house haha nerd games
that's quite a member you got there do
you live there anymore now just back
visiting for Newark games they were like
pen and paper role-playing stuff cool
but no I'm just visiting family
postpones is driving down tomorrow what
do you do now
lawyer oh wow can I ask you some Law
stuff well I'm not acting in
professional capacity but yeah sure
what's the best way to rob a bank or
what's the best way to get out of jail
well it depends on the situation you
sheep like would you dig through the
wall or like attack a guard and take
their pants and identity or like I don't
know just cause a riot or something huh
what's the best prison gang like if you
had to pick you know we don't really
learn this kind of stuff in law school
what is the point of like going to
college if you don't learn useful shit
laws are pretty useful useful my ass DJ
sorry welcome back have a nice visit I
see you hey BAE all right crap Falcon
hey hey hey hi let's go let's go let's
go whoa what's up with you I want to do
something okay wow you treat like all
the coffee do you have a net in your
dad's experience if so did you take like
all the coffee I can't have coffee makes
me anxious oh wow that sucks and it
tastes gross not if it's mostly milk and
sugar seems like a lot of hassle to make
something gross tastes okay good point
so do do do you want to do something
soaps or something I can't today dude
yeah man let's go
he'll a howls but he's a fox wound
wounds okay
wounds are we on the bicycles I feel
like I feel like a biker lady it sounds
kind of gross fond memories of happy
wheels are coming back so this just are
we not going to talk on the bike sir I
guess I just want me to listen to the
soundtrack so
so this is supposed to take this long oh
I guess not
okay so we're or I guess so so we're
getting somewhere
I guess we're seeing some scenery now
and now we're in some are we gonna meet
up with that alligator guy again
crocodile whatever he was what's this I
can't remember the name so the controls
are doing anything okay all right now
we're at the destination no it's like a
kit you can get off the internet germ
and me put it together so it's the
motorcycle no no it's like a motorized
bike thing it's different
why don't you just get a dirt bike again
I'm an adult now I ride absolutely skip
it too fast so like where are we the
woods all right uh well I was aware of
that doom-doom doom-doom uh log bridge
to Valhalla cross and die mortal this
log is gonna snap and we're gonna break
our legs and have to crawl back to town
weird I like bears and cold remember
when we used to knife fight yeah yeah
we'd go home with like cuts all over our
hands so dumb well I what I got knives
right now just saying holy shit yeah
you're on first of us out three times
loses come get cut Gregor whomever about
my fight say goodbye to your fingers
what kind of fun is it little men
stabbed me once shame on you stabbed me
thrice shame on yes okay okay okay okay
first one - what's out three times yeah
yeah I got it stop stalling on guard get
stabbed oh Jesus
Oh got him out keep
hahahaha Oh Oh No ah haha eat it I'm
rusty unlike you I'm not street trash
may your trash wherever you go oh so
that's how it is
I'm gonna stab you repeatedly with this
knife yeah okay okay okay okay ready
ready ready yeah yeah yeah yeah cool
cool cool go go go go
I'm so bad at this is hard he's so good
at night fighting huh yeah I got him I
got you air actually savety tethered the
hands oh geez you okay dude no I am NOT
okay we can snow again
okay okay okay okay ready ready ready
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cuoco cool go go go ow that wasn't fair
yeah I got him
yeah oh he got me too OOP yeah oh we are
just sleeping the crap okay I might be
done that's that really hurt really
No let's go one last time
prepare to die okay okay okay okay ready
ready ready yeah yeah yeah yeah cool
cool cool all right let's do this
a nice fight yeah oh I got him okay
all right I don't have it oh you went
back can you go back how do you rear
back I think I won I think I got him
all right I'm actually done you okay
yeah I'll be fine
do you need me to like call your mommy
yeah tell her that her precious boy got
stabbed in the woods this was all it's
how it was going to end up for one of us
okay well that's probably enough
stabbing for today all this blood is
gonna attack bread attract predators
good point
wait why did you have two knives huh
good question let's break this log with
the knives no it's probably gonna kill
us
nah dude good point I broke in logs
before oh we have to jump at the same
time oh okay whatever I guess that's
okay
geez yeah man I was thinking yeah like
if you see a rotting tree or a log or
something in the woods or like there's
ice and a big rock like you have to kick
the tree over break the ice like I can't
not do that yeah hmm they're like si
Ella it's different now because I was
here yeah okay yeah that makes sense
these woods will never be the same man I
changed them we changed them butterfly
effect
dude someone's gonna die or get bored
because we broke that log crap man yeah
this is deep stuff uh all right what's
Greggy up to now
sure what is that I was going to say I'm
surprised you still have that
yeah well hunting wasn't my thing but I
mean dude like what is it fun about this
thing did you ever go now my dad wasn't
into it
granddad was but he definitely saw it as
a guy thing hmm
that was fine I guess I was pretty
annoyed by it at the same time really I
think you would have liked it probably
actually like just buck honing or
something season starts a day after
tomorrow
yeah well anyway
I would have liked to have been asked at
least you want to shoot this guy so like
what's going on there the forest God
like in the story yeah
looks like you just stuck a bunch of
targets and decoys together you work
bang bang is what you got you want to
shoot it dude um yes you should go stand
in front and I like to shoot over your
head cute okay okay fine give me a so
that's that pause wow this is heavier
than I expected right go make sure you
pull back before you release the trigger
then I just shoot wherever not at me
alright so how do I shoot hmmm stop
firing oh you just have to hold the
trigger down for long enough first oh ok
so just hold it down huh oh okay I see
yeah right in the head dude you brained
it I surely did I think is like it's
super wobbly though Hey BAM right in the
neck all right let's do this get another
one
get him in the eyeball I said between
the eyes not in the eyes but that's so
close close ain't good enough partner I
was like I get between the eyes Oh a
totally missed
well that shot sure went far quantity
over quality uh
brained got another one headshot
I'm so good at this bang-bang how many
times not gonna shoot this guy drained
I'm out of bolt it's cool this was fun
I can take on like vampires now you
could you could vampires of possum
Springs they're out there shiny teeth
shiny is the night shiniest student
hottie
okay enough shooting for one day what
now going wing no what is this so what
the hell was that
yeah that's been happening lately what
has electrical stuff hmm so I don't want
to be nosy but you seem a little up and
down today yeah it's a thing I mean has
been a thing in general lately but I'm
I'm a good person right sure define good
I don't know what's up man I try really
hard
Angus like needs me he needs a Greg
badly is Angus in trouble or something
now it's like he hasn't had the best
life his family is like pure trash how
so just like assholes really stupid
assholes I just don't ever want to lose
him not ever
I don't know what I do I don't want to
screw this up what are you worried about
doing or are you two doing alright
yeah I think we've had some arguments
lately about what stuff but I'm just
parking lot trash I've known that all
along I've got like no future if it was
just me when I'm awake at night and do
listen to Angus snore and I stare at the
ceiling and I think about how I'm a
complete piece of shit
and Greg Greg calm down dude you're good
and Angus is good he really is I like
Greg yeah
angus is good nice smart hot cool dude
down to chill etcetera
Greg cetera and you know he's got that
ass oh my god thank you for finally
saying it it's fantastic ass tonight
fantastic ok I'm not comfortable with
you objectifying my voice only oh good
and who could blame you oh poor Greggy I
forgot what I was going to say I don't
know probably worried about nothing have
really up up days they're really down
down days and I don't know which it is
until it's over sometimes I kind of
coast through all the general blah right
now oh wait oh that was that was me
talking hey what kind of birds are those
I have no idea hey bird northern dumb
fowl Eastern skinny bird today fly south
do you want me to make something up yeah
yes that's good that's real good
we just like staring at each other is
that it okay I guess so so feels with
Greggy
on this episode cheese What's Up dad oof
what's up long day yeah same here
how socializing surprisingly tiring
sometimes yeah that's why I don't do
much of it
we'll see you dad could talk all right
time for bed once again Oh
bedtime ish call it bedtime
see this dreams good to be about
probably the same thing
Oh again now there's like a storm
alright let's light these babies up see
what kind of animal pops out and tries
to eat me this time
oh it's like a factory alrighty then
still I can't believe a jump so high and
it looks like the stars are moving with
the wind kind of like the wind's blowing
so hard that the stars are going would
it be crazy if we actually blew that
hard
maybe the Earth's just rotating really
fast maybe that's what it is probably
not the wind it's probably just the
rotation of the air the air if we are on
earth probably are I really like these
little like in between the days things
like they got it mean something I feel
like the meaning is going to go right
near the end of the game it's going to
come out and I'm super excited to see
with just maybe I'm like I am the forest
God maybe that's how it because I'm yet
to see like a true connection between
this and the supplementals I mean I know
the one supplemental longest night not
lost constellation but the other one had
all four characters in it Boston Springs
deep hollow County ok somehow I got to
get up there so there's gotta be
something up here then but lost
constellation I'm yet to see or hear
anything except for the reference to the
forest God somebody up there
some of this
Hey Dude so they're just shadows of
people then see some weird dreams as
another one hey buckaroo
oh you just gotta jump off okay I see
ah all right that makes sense
got it there's another one to see one
more wait a minute maybe it's down there
maybe it's across this way not to go
over here yeah it's got to be this like
dog I'm freaking out how did I miss that
mmm all there it was okay all right got
it perfect there we go
found all of them the storm is intense
wonder what kind of what kind of an
email and this one's going to be about
flying day out if it even is one
oh whoa I'm so cool that's so awesome I
kinda wonder what those mean I can't
wait to find out say anyway and that was
it for this episode I got to go ahead
and cut it off here um hope you guys
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you guys later
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