It's every f-in day.
It's every f-in day, bro.
Every f-in day.
Not only is it 4:30 in the morning,
and my computer's at 6 percent.
But it's every f-ing day, bro.
Hey guys, it's Annika. Welcome to my "vloggika."
It's 4 in the morning, never went to bed,
not planning on it.
Um, gonna try and vlog my day.
I need to take a piss, but . . .
I cleaned my room.
Don't . . . do you like . . .
Do you like . . . I . . . yeah.
Really clean.
I'm a real YouTuber, you know.
That's why my green screen's on the floor.
That'll be a fun story to explain to my parents later.
England is my city.
Do you even have to shake coffee?
Every day, bro.
Okay, so you guys probably have two questions for me.
No. 1: Who the f-- goes running at 5:00 in the morning?
And No. 2: Why the f-- are you looking
like a baby prostitute while going running?
Um, so . . .
I don't know.
My pants are these high-rise thickie body pants
from Victoria's Secret that I really like
because they make your legs look longer.
My top is from Zaful, and my hat is from Lids.
And my insomnia is from my dad, I think.
Not quite sure. It could be from my mom.
Who knows?
And now I'm gonna go for a run, b-s.
What the f-- is this
and why won't it just stay in its f-ing place?
Like, why does it just want to constantly ride up
to the front of my foot.
Like, my toes are gross. You don't want to be near those.
So like, what are you doing?
Let's hope I don't get raped and murdered.
I just realized I need to get that Wi-Fi
to get the playlist going,
so I'm going back to my house.
Okay. Now we're running
I hope I get f-ing p-- cancer from this.
Ooh, the air is so nice. I f-ing love it.
We got turkeys. What the f- ?
There's a whole family of them.
I'm so close to them.
That's just so random.
There are so many turkeys in New England,
and it's so weird.
But like, guys. Would you want to eat that?
I don't get it.
I haven't gone for a run in a really long time so . . .
We're gonna do intervals.
I'm so out of breath. I'm so out of shape.
I'm wearing, like, no clothes.
Okay, there's a car coming.
I have to look sporty for them.
Oh, they went on a different street.
I want cereal.
I can't feel my knees.
No, no, no.
Yes, I eat my cereal without milk.
Freely, try to come for me.
Try to come for me.
I don't eat my cereal with milk.
Yo, I just killed that sh--.
The grind never stops.
Um, my room's still super f-ing clean.
Suicide.
To see exclusive snaps such as this one,
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It's annikaizawesome.
Well, if it isn't Brooke "The Ho" J-y.
Look at that "ho" outfit you're wearing.
BROOKE: What did you . . . ?
I went for a run.
DAD: Did you sleep last night?
No.
DAD: You did not sleep last night?
No.
DAD: You're keeping vampire hours.
No, I went to bed the night before.
DAD: Okay, this is a . . .
I went for . . . I drank like half of this,
and I went for a run.
DAD: This is not healthy or normal.
I went for a run. I saw turkeys!
DAD: Are you v-logging right now?
I'm v-logging.
I'm a daily vlogger.
DAD: Here's a lemon.
Lemons, Dad!
Look at this face!
Okay. So Sister Brooke is going to work,
and Sister Dad is making his juice.
What kind of juice you making today, Dad?
DAD: I just start the day, you know,
because I'm really healthy,
I start the day with lemon and water.
ANNIKA: Lemon water. Starts your metabolism.
DAD: Then I have two packs of Winstons. Joking.
ANNIKA: What are Winstons?
DAD: Cigarettes.
ANNIKA: Oh. He's joking.
Why'd you choose Winstons?
Why didn't you do, like, Marlboros?
DAD: Because it's really old-fashioned.
[dog barks]
ANNIKA: The f--?
ANNIKA: Yeah, really old-fashioned?
DAD: It's the kind of thing that an old person would say.
ANNIKA: Ah. I saw this huge, big family of turkeys.
It was wild.
DAD: Watch me juice the lemon.
ANNIKA: Watch me juice.
Dad, can you dab?
Dab on the haters.
DAD: With lemons, you take the whole lemon,
and you just jam it in there.
Are you giving us a tutorial?
DAD: Uh-huh.
ANNIKA: Hey guys, it's Dad.
Welcome back to my YouTube channel.
Today I'm gonna be showing you
how I juice my lemons.
Look at that. Look at that.
Like sh-- out of the ass.
DAD: No. Swearing is for YouTube, honey.
I'm on YouTube.
DAD: Oh, alright. [muttering]
Look at the elixir, guys.
DAD: It was a little bit cloudy,
because of the peel.
ANNIKA: Yaaas. And then . . .
DAD: And then I dump in some water . . .
ANNIKA: Yaaaas. And then it looks like lemonade.
DAD: Delicious.
Ah, you're a hoot.
Let me know when you're gonna walk her.
Okay, so I just went to walk my dog with my dad,
and the walk was way longer than I anticipated.
I thought it was gonna be like around the block.
It was literally three miles.
Okay.
And now I can't feel my knees.
And I need to pee.
So, yeah.
This is a really flattering angle.
I went onto the Sephora website last night,
and I ordered the Kat von D Lock-It Foundation.
And they had 100-point perks.
Their perks were really good.
What was I trying to say?
So they have the COVER FX Custom Enhancer Drops.
I know it's like this big,
but I've always wanted to try them.
But they're so expensive.
But I got it for free.
And then I got a mini
of the Clear Brow Gel by Anastasia.
I have the full size, but it's my favorite brow gel,
so I just want to have a back-up.
Okay. I just did my makeup.
All I'm wearing is the Anastasia DIPBROW
in the shade "Medium Brown,"
the Kiss 11 lashes,
and then this Essence mascara on my lower lashes.
And then, I'm using this Essence lip liner,
and the Soap & Glory Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Gloss.
And that's all the makeup that I have on.
I didn't feel like doing a full makeup.
I wanted to look like Clarissa May today.
But it didn't work out.
I didn't work out. I just look like trash.
And there's giant knot in my hair.
Um, but overall,
pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty pumped.
[ringing] My mom isn't picking up.
What the f--?
The grind never ends.
Keeping me watching my own video.
This dumb c-- finally called me.
The grind never ends. We're doing vlog . . .
We are Jake Paul and Logan Paul.
OLGA: Oh my god.
We are daily vloggers now, Olga.
OLGA: Wow.
I'm sorry I didn't call earlier.
We only have one charger in the house.
ANNIKA: Oh, that's awesome.
Congrats. We're really proud of you.
The grind never stopped.
We're going to a restaurant
and we're gonna get some food.
Say it with me, Dad.
The grind never stops.
Is this GiGi Gorgeous? Because this is everything.
How do you feel about my YouTube channel?
Lots of people are wondering, actually, Dad,
how you feel about my YouTube channel.
Well, my feeling about your YouTube channel
is that it's your outlet for foul language.
Because swearing is for YouTube,
and only for YouTube.
ANNIKA: Only for YouTube.
That's my feeling about your YouTube channel.
Is that it? You don't . . .
No other feeling? Everything else, you're indifferent to?
I'm not indifferent. I wouldn't say I'm indifferent.
Um, the work ethic. This is a marathon.
I'm really impressed with the way
you just keep putting out those videos.
The grind never stops, Dad.
The grind never stops.
You're a plugger and I . . . I . . .
There's nothing I respect more than a good plugger.
Wait, what was I gonna say?
The grind never stops, Rhianna.
The grind never stops.
So it's a really f-ing cold in my house.
So we're waiting for my mom to get her sh-- together.
I'm sorry, Mom. You're watching this.
I love you. I know that you're stressed out.
God bless you.
Yeah, but we're just waiting for her to come outside,
and then we're gonna go.
RHIANNA: I'm really cold out here.
Really? To me it's warmer out here, for sure.
RHIANNA: Well, it's warmer out here,
but you're also in pants.
I'm sorry mom, I love you.
MOM: It's okay, honey.
So, we're at Sally's, and I look f-ing high,
because I'm tired as sh--.
Oooh, the lady there has red hair.
Maybe that'll help.
Um, so we're gonna go inside.
Thank you.
Okay, um . . . Oooh.
It's about to rain. I just felt a dr . . . oh. Two drops.
I'm countin'.
F--ing hate rain when I'm trying to do sh--.
These are extensions . . .
I kind of like this
RHIANNA: Yeah.
Or
this.
RHIANNA: Okay. We should ask.
I feel like we should just ask.
ANNIKA: Well, definitely we just need to know,
like, what color would look best on me.
RHIANNA: I like that.
ANNIKA: That is really bright.
RHIANNA: I know but I don't think
it'll actually look like that.
ANNIKA: I don't think it's actually gonna
look like the hair sample.
Now my mom's dropping sh-- at the FedEx . . .
sh--.
Um, we got . . .
We got two things of hair dye.
We got . . . what the, what . . .
the thing.
What's this called?
RHIANNA: Developer.
Developer.
And then we got . . .
RHIANNA: ASMR right there.
"What's up with that?
Hit you on your phone all the time,
but you never hit me back"
RHIANNA: What song is that?
It's called "Hit me Back" by Jacob Sartorius.
RHIANNA: Eww. Is he trying to rap?
No. He's just saying, "What's up with that?"
Just being the cool Jacob that he is.
Um, also. I'm hanging out with Gabby at 1:30 tomorrow.
She's picking me up.
RHIANNA: She can drive?
MOM: You have Dr. -- at 3.
Oh f--!
Oh my god. F-----.
"The weather's okay, so why you feeling sad?"
RHIANNA: The weather's okay?
"What's up with that?
Hit you all day, but you never hit me back"
That kind of sounds like, um . . .
"You Are My Sunshine."
Never mind.
It really doesn't.
No, the "huh-ah, huh-ah."
Never mind.
I don't know why.
I'm really out of it. Sorry.
Same.
Am I available on Saturday?
MOM: Uh-huh. I think so.
Muddy Body sent me a package.
I'll open it when I get home, but . . .
Just thought I'd mention it.
If you want to get 10% off,
use the code "Annika" for 10% off.
Okay. So, this is so cute.
This is what the inside looks like.
#getmuddywithus.
muddybody.com.
They wrote me a note that says,
"Hey Annika! Welcome to the Muddy Team!
We can't wait for you to try our new goodies.
Your followers are gonna love
your 10% off discount code -"Annika."
Please let me know if you have any questions!
xoxo, Jenna
Okay. So they included a little paddle brush
to apply to the face mask with.
And then they included the actual face mask.
So they have a bunch of face masks.
I don't know which one they sent me.
Probably a muddy one.
Okay. This is the Muddy Detox Clay Mask
with activated charcoal, coconut, and cacao.
That's how dad says it's pronounced.
This is what it looks like.
And then, this is what the brush looks like.
It's really cute. It's really aesthetic.
Why am I such a beauty guru, Mom?
MOM: I don't know.
I think it's just raw, natural talent.
ANNIKA: You're like the adults in Charlie Brown,
except you can hear the voice,
but you can't see the face.
MOM: I liked, by the way, speaking of voices,
how you did "Jenna's voice."
Do you know that you read that card like . . .
xoxo, Jenna.
MOM: The whole thing. "Hey Annika . . ."
Sorry, Jenna, if you're watching this.
It's time to party. Rhianna, can you bring in the hair dye?
I just have no hands.
Oh f--. Thank you.
Guys, guess what?
I hit you all day, but you never hit me back
What's up with that?
FaceTimed you, called you, but you never hit me back.
RHIANNA: The Vaseline around your hairline.
Ooh, I hate this feeling so much.
RHIANNA: Alright. Ready?
No.
RHIANNA: I'm gonna put the dye in.
But I have to shake it up anyways.
"Shake it up." What was the song?
I forget the theme song to "Shake It Up."
Oh no!
What kind of person am I, Rhianna?
RHIANNA: I don't remember it.
Something about . . . "get . . . dance floor. . ."
So, while we were off camera,
Rihanna decided to f-ing squeeze the bottle,
and it got, like, everywhere.
It got it on my phone, but then we decided to move out,
because it was raining, but then it stopped raining.
But then it rained again, then it stopped raining.
We're just gonna try and do this fast.
RHIANNA: You have so much hair, so . . .
I know.
Wouldn't it be funny if we found a f-ing louse
in my hair while this happened?
RHIANNA: Although, this would honestly probably kill it.
Yeah.
No, we smelled it,
and I literally saw my life flash before my eyes.
It was so f-ing potent.
Oh yes. Oh yes. Get those roots, Daddy.
I feel bad for you.
RHIANNA: Why? I like doing this sort of stuff.
Okay.
Okay, then I don't feel bad for you.
Ooh, that noise, though.
ASMR.
Yaaaas.
RHIANNA: Like, once you post this,
everybody's gonna be like,
"You're so bad at doing this.
I don't know what the f- you're thinking."
Yeah, I know.
I mean . . .
We're like 10, so . . . .
I'm vlogging and I'm live-ing
I am so good.
Oh my god, this stuff could really get someone high.
Honestly, my nose is, like, wanting to kill the . . . its . . .
I'm so tired.
"Can you have colored hair at your school?"
Yeah, my school is super f-ing progressive.
I feel like, in fact, they would, like . . .
They would, like, praise it.
I don't know.
Okay. So this is what it looks like.
I'm like high-key worried that I'm gonna hate it, but . . .
[burp]
We'll see.
So guys, this is the final look.
I'm not mad at it.
I think that I'm gonna go to the salon
and get my roots done.
And I might get it just a tad darker.
This is a little bit too Cat Valentine-y for me.
Um, just a little bit darker, but . . .
I'll end the vlog here.
It's like 5 o'clock. Rhianna's going home.
I'm gonna f-ing hit the f-ing hay.
And, yeah.
That's my story.
My room is still f-ing clean as sh--.
And, yeah.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
Please comment, rate, subscribe, and . . .
[burp]
keep on . . .
f-ing up your hair!
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