"Die Dalligo! - Communication with the host was interrupted...
Of course! - What a good beginning...
- I knew I saw someone in a small ink blot
- A squid blot, very interesting
- You can see our tracks, here, on the floor
- Ha no, no no no, I'm used to it - I saw you run away
Oh no! We said "we don't kill the seekers", didn't we?
- Said who? - The number one rule is: you mustn't
kill those who are seeking even in self-defense
- This is the rule that won't be followed in any live session
- Ha, I thought you killed yourself - High-speed car chase!
- Who is throwing bombs?
They must be around. There you are!
- What is this name? - No, no, no, no!
- Die, Matt!
- Holly cow!
- Where are you going? - Someone's running away
I can see them - I am still alive so far
Me too, it's surprising when you see where I'm hiding
- I have the most wicked hiding place - Hoo la, who's this?
I don't find any hiding place - Neither do I
- It's a really bad hiding spot but...
- Yes - Hi! Laupok speaking! Welcome to Blockzone
Today, let's make a pixel pal
The developpers didn't make their job!
I can see you up there! - Come back here!
- How can you go up there? - They're not coming out of the spawn
- C'mon - They are surrounding us
we can't escape
no!
- That was close! - We can't ge there
We can't get there - Who's coming with their thing?
- Come down here! Instead of being real hoods
- "hoods" - Well, you're spawn-killing us, so
I fight back - Agreed
- I didn't do anything, I'm a nice guy
I'm a model citizen - I'm not sure about it
- That's believable - Who said that? Pumba?
- We're not playing hide n seek anymore, this is clam blitz
Hey everybody! Laupok speaking! Today, let's try riding a bike!
Can you see this bike over there? We can't ride it!
Hey developpers, what kind of job is this? - And they can't aim
- There, they're hiding pretty well... Ha, no... Forget what I just said
- C'mon! This is a good hiding place!
Best hiding place in the world - Why is Matt dead? Ok, he killed himself
- There is someone over there! Leave me alone!
- You, sell-out!
- There! Dalligo ruining Pumba's hiding place
- I found no one
- Maca's suicidal! Linagur following him! This is a good hiding place, no one found
him yet. - I'm gonna help you! Hop! Here comes the rain
- Snap! Snap! That was close
- Where is he? Where is he?
- How do you shoot? - I don't know
- He's clumsy - Great job, Pumba! I love your hiding place
- Wait, wait, what is it I can see here?
What is this little thing over here?
- Even for me it's hard to see Pumba Ok! Oh well!
This Matt's kind of hiding spot
- Oo! But how? How am I still alive? Damn
- Finally! Yes! - Come Leo Paul, come here
- Hmm who's there? - It's me, squidbagging
Oh fuck That's not me, this is the mines I dropped
Hey! Hey! The green team, go back to your spawn! Back to your spawn!
Don't shoot! You assholes
- Ho, another mine! Really funny...
- I think EvilSquid was there - I don't know what you're talking about
- Evil won't last ten seconds with his hiding place - Definitely not
- So, he's hiding in a mine, isn't he? - No, no
- No way? Ha, shit!
- Cheater! You're not allowed to do that!
- Whait, you're here?! - No
- You didn't see anything! Anything! - He's not dead
- Please tell me someone killed EvilSquid - No, no
- Nobody killed him - Because he ran away like a coward squid
- I don't know what you're talking about - I'm really calm
- Where is he hiding? - No, not this!
- No, not me again!
- Oh fuck! You pushed me!
Wait, so that I can do something There
- Ha! Maca killed himself on its way - Shouldn't we explain the rules
to Maca one more time? - You're all gathered around the spawn
so, you know...
- I'm not even getting close any longer - Yeah, that's a B+
- a B+ for yout hiding place - Yeah "because *your* a buddy" [bad French grammar]
- He must be at the center of the map - hmmpf, I dodged his bullets
- There's something weird here, wait, I'll check
That's strange! I don't understand - That the new update
That's it - There is a statue there, a statue right there
They are realistic, right?
- This is the new amiibo design, if you haven't noticed
Ho no! Future amiibo! - You can destroy the setting features
with this new update, actually - Oof, stop being everywhere
- Stop being everywhere? - What? What are you talking about?
I don't get it - You'll see
- Leo was standing on a pole - Alexa, play Jul "Ouech alors"
- Who has Alexa here? - Someone, so it seems
- Stop it now! - This is copyrighted material
- That's Matt - That will be cut because
there are bad noises - I couldn't, I didn't have time
to press live - No, no, no he wouldn't...
What a monster! What a monster! - Oh, no way
- Put other ones Leo Paul Be carefull, there is someone there
Come, come to us - My thumb is working out
- Wait, the yellow team is nowhere to be found!
They are really good at it! - And I didn't even move
- I didn't kill him - Yeah, I stole your kill
- I was running away but you were in my way so...
- Please tell me no one's recording this, that was one hell of a situation
- I am, I am, I was there - Fuck
- I was there - Fuck
- Sorry, I didn't want to... - Stop disappearing
- Maca! Go away! - Too bad, Maca, I want to say
- Fuck, Maca just ruined my hiding place
- Who, Assa? - You won(t find Assa, no need to
look for him
- Wait, this is Leo?
- C'mon! you mess with the bull, you get the horns
- Evil, what a hiding place
- Shit
- This deserves a video-clip tratment - Worst hiding place ever but, it doesn't matter
- Stay where you are, you who just jumped on me Stay right where you are
Don't move, don't move Lina - Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, this is really safe...
- so it seems
- That's great because you jumped right when I was spotted, so
you replaced me - Shit, I was a lure
- Exactly - Aren't you ashamed?
- Absolutely not - Someone got bombed
- Let us out! We didn't ask for any of it
- Are there people hidden or not? - Hey! Hey! That's illegal, you know
- You got close to me, I didn't understand - I was not sure
- But he's gonna rekt me, since he's gonna respawn
- Are there still people hidden or not?
- I played it the Solid-Snake way, from one blot to another
- Are you done? They all on me
C'mon! No!
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