Tuesday, April 25, 2017

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You are seven years old. You are a man.

Bury your first toy and your mother's picture.

The mole digs tunnels under the earth,

Iooking for the sun.

Sometimes, he gets to the surface.

When he sees the sun, he is blinded.

Kill me! Kill me, please!

Who did this?

Kill me, please!

Who?

Who?

- It was the Colonel. - How many were there?

Another five men.

Where?

At the Franciscan Mission.

The Colonel is not selfish.

He uses women once, and then gives them to us.

The Colonel said he'd kill whoever touched me.

Who asked for them?

Do not anticipate my wishes.

Forgive us!

They have no soul.

But sometimes they get bored, so I hand them the leftovers.

Ask, dogs. Ask!

Stay put, dogs.

Kiss them on the mouth.

Go on,

kiss the other one.

Stay put, dogs!

These animals like to watch.

They want to look at your breasts.

Eat, dogs!

Who are you to judge me?

I am God!

No, not that! Anything, but that!

Lay him down on the ground.

Destroy me. Depend on no one.

Cry, boy, cry! Cry so he'll have mercy.

It's bitter.

Moses found water in the desert.

But people couldn't drink it, for it was bitter.

They called the water "Mara".

It's become sweet.

I'll call you Mara, for you are like bitter water.

How are we to live here?

We'll die of thirst.

As a hind longs for the running streams,

so do I long for thee, oh God.

With my soul, I thirst for God, the living God.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

- Do you love me? - Yes.

I don't. So that I may love you, you have to be the best.

Four great gun masters live in this desert.

You've got to look for them, and kill them.

The desert is a circle.

To find them, we'd have to travel in a spiral.

I can't go on! Let's go back!

Whenever I start something, I finish it.

We'll never find them.

If they are real masters, they will give us a signal.

We have been walking for days, months, years.

How can you have such faith?

They await us.

The signal!

You seek the light in the middle of the day.

I know what you came for. You'll have to wait to see him.

Just like that woman.

The master doesn't want to fight her.

The great master wants to see you right now.

It's strange. He's always kept them waiting.

After the dune, there's an oasis.

Your woman must wait there.

Let's go!

Give me your gun and hat.

I need no light. I am blind.

Count to three and try to grab it.

One, two, three...

How?

I try not to win, but to achieve the perfect domain.

So as not to fear the bullets.

Shoot!

I bleed little now.

I offer no resistance to the bullets.

I let them pass through the empty spots of my flesh.

Do you still want to fight me?

Yes.

I don't fear killing you because there is no death.

I'll let you fire first.

- He's greater than I am. - You'll win.

Even though I'd win, I'd lose.

I want a winner. Find out how.

Don't fight honestly.

Make up something. Cheat him. There's always a way to win.

Find a way.

I told you so. I said you could win. I am proud of you.

You have three more masters left.

I know where the second one lives.

If you let me come, I could take you there.

It's here.

Wait.

We were waiting for you. This is what the cards foretell.

You are falling. You keep falling.

The deeper you fall, the higher you'll get.

Coward, murderer! The Lord's will is unexplainable.

My son and I must respect you.

You may fight him.

Come closer.

The duel begins this moment.

You may shoot when you desire.

Dead.

Technically,

you're dead.

I now wish to speak to the dead one.

Follow me.

I began making copper objects.

And thus strengthened my fingers.

I now make delicate things.

I am so strong now that I can play

with this object, without breaking it.

Shoot!

A very delicate shot.

It destroys the precise.

You shoot to find yourself, I do it in order to vanish.

Perfection is to get lost.

In order to get lost, you have to love.

You don't love. You destroy, you kill, and no one loves you.

For when you think you are giving,

you are really taking away.

I have given myself to her.

I gave her all.

She's within me.

Her immense love fills me.

What I do and say,

is dictated and sanctified by her.

I hate anything that is mine,

for it turns me away from her divine presence.

Two are better than one.

For if one fell, the second would help him.

But pity the lonely one, with no one to help him.

When I did it, I didn't think it would be any good.

I only tried to do it the best I could.

Take your gun again.

My son wishes to give you one last chance.

PROPHETS

Don't get near him. Why do you follow us? Get lost!

There was no need to draw your gun.

I do not distrust you.

You have a flute.

We'll know each other by music.

You loath yourself.

You don't wish to play tricks anymore.

You now want to respect the law.

Some give flowers,

others give valuable things.

You bring me your own life.

You don't fear death anymore.

That's why you are a dangerous foe.

When you were seven yards from the corral,

my rabbits began to die.

Almost all of them are dead.

Now that you are here, not one of them will live.

I made it myself!

See its fineness!

I'll take just one shot.

That's all I need.

One bullet, always deadly.

Shoot.

Can you tell which one you shot?

This one is yours. It's been hit in the head.

This one is mine. It's been hit in the heart.

The heart, and the head.

Swap them.

It's time.

Too much perfection is a mistake.

You won!

Don't leave me! You will be the best.

I'll help you. There's only one left.

You want to fight me? How will you do it?

I haven't got a gun anymore.

I traded the gun for a butterfly net.

You'll have to fight with your fists.

Strike! Strike! Strike!

You see, my net is mightier than your bullets.

If you shoot again, it will go back into your heart.

How could you win?

For I don't fight, I have nothing.

Even though you cheated, you couldn't have taken anything.

Yes, I could have taken your life.

Life! I don't care about that.

I'll show you.

You lost.

You won! You are the best.

I have been spilt like water, and my bones have been dislocated.

My heart has turned to wax and melts within me.

And my tongue sticks to my jaw.

I am laid low in the dust of death.

My God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Why are You so far from saving me, from heeding my groans?

Oh, my God, I cry in the daytime, but thou dost not answer.

In the night I cry, but I get no respite.

It's either him or me?

Make thy paths known from me. Oh, Lord, teach me thy ways.

Lead me in thy truth and teach me.

Thou art God, my savior.

I have waited all day long for thee.

You'll show the sinners the way.

You'll lead us through final judgment.

PSALMS

I am not a God.

I am a man.

How long have I been here?

When you got here, I hadn't yet been born.

I've looked after you since I was a child.

The old woman says that you'll free us. Come!

We've been prisoners here for many years.

That hole is the only way out.

You have to climb for a few days to get to it.

Outside, down the mountain, there's a town.

They won't help us to get out.

We are deformed, due to the continuous incest.

We are repulsive to them.

It must be hard to bring me here.

Why did you do it?

The old lady knows.

She sent for you.

She wants to see you now.

This is not me! This is not my face.

I'll get money and I'll dig a tunnel.

The tunnel will join the town with this cave.

When I finish it, you'll be free at last.

You'll get out of here!

So, that's the great town!

We'll have to beg.

Fix the curls.

Fix my nails!

Cream!

A fan!

This degenerate is looking at my legs!

Help, he's embracing me!

You are witnesses! He's kissed me by force!

Filthy slave! How dare you!

Help, he's raping me!

Stop him! Murderer!

Stop him! Don't let him get away!

Rapist! He's a degenerate!

Murderer, murderer!

Do you think it's worth it for my people to come here?

This is worse.

I'll keep on digging.

How many meters have we dug?

I dig!

We've lost our audience!

Hey, you monsters! Come here!

We'll pay you a good fee.

Both are dead.

- Who died first? - This one.

This one is the champion.

You protect us, oh Lord! You protect us, oh Lord!

God loves us and protects us!

If we have faith, nothing will happen to us.

We must play with our Lord.

Death is our bet.

And let the one who doesn't have faith, die.

A miracle!

A miracle!

A miracle!

Fear not, it's a blank.

The weapon. It's a miracle!

A miracle!

APOCALYPSE

No one will come anymore.

The circus is over.

I'll go also.

Come in, come in!

As always, the Decent Women League,

after it's monthly inspection, greets their husbands.

Everything in here is decent.

Do you want to make some money? Come, come!

Go down!

Come in!

Do your kissing stunt.

We now want to see the rest.

Undress! The wedding night!

I love you. They do not exist.

There's nobody, but you.

We're alone. Take me, please.

We'll be able to buy dynamite

to keep digging the tunnel.

Hey, why are you hiding?

I am ashamed.

You must be disgusted by me.

You are going to leave me.

No, come with me.

Tell him to marry us.

Go!

We are going to get married, Father.

You can't kill him. He's doing great things.

He promised he'd dig the tunnel, so they would be free.

I'll wait until you finish the job. Then I will kill you.

But I'll be watching you, so you don't escape.

We'll never finish it. It takes too much time.

If you want us to go faster,

help us to dig.

And if you want to finish sooner,

help us to beg.

It's hard rock.

We've tried it a thousand times and we can't do it.

Just a thousand times?

Your pain must be unbearable.

This body feels the pain, not me.

You'll never do it. Stop it!

We've made it! We've made it!

Do not tell them yet. They are still unprepared.

I cannot kill my master.

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MANTHA CONFRONTATION! - Duration: 15:45.

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twice a month hey everybody um Tony

tornado here um guys this has been

weighing on my head for quite some time

now but um I've talked to you guys a

little bit about it I just pulled up

into the driveway so on I've talked to

you guys a lot about this but it's just

been really hard on me and I just hope

I'm making the right decision right now

because I decided that I'm going to talk

to Mantha and not as my mom and she's

here my mom is out doing errands right

now she's not even here so um I guess we

can try talking to Samantha I don't know

I really don't know I hope that it works

I really just hope this is a good idea

because I don't know if you guys know

this about Mantha for everyone hasn't

watched but she just like can be set off

by the smallest thing so

all right well I guess I already made my

decision so let's go in and try to pass

things over with with math of your guys

because I just hope that this is a good

idea i really hope that it is a lot of

you guys said that this was a good idea

but i don't know so what the wait and

see if it is or not yeah say my mom's

not here nobody's here so she's not

running errands and I asked her says

mantha home so yeah Mantha's home just

talk to her while I'm not here so okay

mom that's probably a better idea

anyways that way no one's here in the

fighting if we're fighting I just always

assume that things are going to turn

into and harden it because if they

always seem to the frickin gate taking

forever don't lock cool got this here

here we go guys

frickin lock is like Fort Knox in this

plate right

manthous you want to try to play video

games are we going to talk about what

you know what week we need we haven't

talked since we since I got here are we

gonna talk well come on what this is

more important than your damn game damn

downoload you know how i feel about

having negative shit in the household we

need negative shit you know what I'm

talking about I don't want to have this

crap going on in the house now you and I

have stuff to talk about about that you

got that you left yeah like why are you

why haven't you said anything to me

since I've been here that's what I want

to know why haven't you said anything to

me fucking left I know but that's not I

want to resolve things I'm talking to

you right now so go ahead whatever is on

your mind say it I already knew that we

ever get to this point we're not even

fucking 20 minutes into a conversation

and we're yelling at each other so what

is it why are you so mad at me you

haven't said a word to me you left like

literally you just often fucking left

and no nothing VI I never heard from me

from us for like probably like 45 50

months yeah yeah I mean you guys come

home one day and you're fucking gone I

go out and play pokemon go for like 10

minutes or an hour basis like two hours

I was fucking even a day much all I

remember is a Kmart for playing video

games and you were gone

amantha I need the resolve stuff with

you okay are we going to fix this Thanks

what are we going to fix this are you

going to stop that's right we're not

even getting along can we fit can we

work on this whatever we need to do well

what do you want you to talk about

society well first of all I want to know

why you haven't been talking to me we've

been here I've been here for how long

I've been here for about a week now

javis says one word to me till now

because you fucking left Sparky get out

of the way I just want to know you left

okay no no you're not going to talk to

me because I left it's not that you just

like okay I'm going to go away from

California I'm gonna move down to

California and then we've you like

didn't say anything I know but you're

gonna flicking what yeah but you're not

going to talk to me because I left I

came back you haven't said one word to

me doesn't make any sense you like

litter Samantha are we going to resolve

this

I mean I don't know me what what else is

it besides that you left that we really

have to resolve I don't feel like

there's anything else than that I just

don't know why you you're saying it's

because I laughter you've been ignoring

me but it doesn't make any sense to me

because it was my decision to leave it

wasn't yours I was living in a fucking

car I'm sure you watch the videos didn't

you watch the videos yeah well don't you

feel a little bit bad for me I mean I

did was just saying you know I saw

understand why she just up and leave and

then just don't say anything anyone four

months besides posting a video saying

that you're living in your car I need

for all we know something could have

happened to you like you have got killed

herself as we wouldn't known it no one

would've known it okay I'm sorry I

didn't mean to do that

I've been through a lot the past few

months you know that I've been through a

lot like way too much yeah too much

that's why I came back yeah don't you

feel a little bit bad for me yeah you I

see you're still laying around that

stupid-ass Pluto ya dumb

I don't know guys I don't know and yeah

I'm filming this right now okay so you

know you know that's part of my life

when I had everything going on in my

life I have to film it because I need

witnesses to all this stuff yeah so I

need witnesses to everything that

happens to me well are we going to fix

things are you going to stop ignoring me

yes a thing are you gonna stop ignoring

me answer the question yeah you promise

yeah

I don't even know why I'm talking right

now it just it doesn't seem like what

you're saying to me is convincing I mean

you just said you know what how would

you react if you know I like up in black

Sparky key down and just that I mean

yeah I would be mad at you if you laugh

that would be I'd be really mad if you

left but you gotta understand something

I was physically different situation it

was me and my girlfriend at the time me

and Millie yeah so can you understand

that yeah

I sure hope you can I really do can you

stop playing with the Pluto I'm talking

to you yeah

whatever Samantha I just don't know if

I'm ever going to get like resolve this

with you we can first of all Oh Pluto

nothing's changed I see leave it leave

it leave it at this I lose with that we

need it okay I'm as them in the middle

of a conversation here one time Samantha

okay bottom line are we gonna are we

going to fix things yes I promise 50

times yeah you promise you're not gonna

ignore me yes I won't ignore you and you

won't okay whatever I just gonna have to

take it at your word I guess yeah I

guess we'll find out yeah whatever all

right um I'm going to my room all right

why you always fuckin playing your game

yeah but don't you do anything else now

there's a hundred different things you

can do right now why should go jump in

the pool now it's fucking cold out there

we're in Las Vegas it's not cold no

outside of water my side fine play your

stupid game

sorry guys um I don't know um trying to

get some better lighting here I don't

know I feel like we just talked in

circles was kind of stupid I really do

feel like it was just really dumb so um

I don't really feel like that

accomplished anything i'm not sure if

you guys thought to that accomplice

anything i don't feel like it did I feel

like it was a fucking waste of my time I

feel like Samantha's still really mad

about everything that happened when I

wasn't here so oh man guys um I really

hope we can just resolve things I don't

want to I don't really want to go back

into this shit again I want to go back

in this crap deal with all the stupid

stuff running around in circles you know

this is my life i got i have to move on

i have better stuff to do I don't have

time to sit here and waste running

around being stupid because she just

doesn't want to talk to me I just you

guys don't understand that much but like

I don't like a lot of friction in the

house and I feel friction when I walk

into the house and I walk into a room in

the house or like I say walk into the

kitchen or living room or something and

she's sitting out there she's not she's

just like sitting there quiet like this

and i'm just sitting there quiet like

this and then we don't we don't say

anything to each other and it causes

friction I just don't want that friction

anymore in the house I just don't want

it I want to move past all this I just

want to have a normal life I don't want

this crap anymore guys has been really

freaking hard the past couple months

that's for sure I mean it's been hard

for a while but it's definitely been

kicking my ass the past couple months

all right I'm sorry guys I'm just

rambling now everyone if you liked the

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any advice on me for what we should do

with Mantha's please just let me know

maybe I should just leave it alone I

don't know maybe it's just leave it

alone I don't know

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DIY HOW TO MAKE THE BEST BANANA BREAD EVER! | BANANA BREAD RECIPE - Duration: 8:42.

DIY How to make the best banana bread ever

Banana Bread Recipe

Hashtag Zoe

hi guys it's Zoe and welcome back to my

channel so fortunate video I'm going to

be making DIY chocolate chip walnut

banana bread and it's really delicious

and also it's so easy that I'm making it

and I'm a 15 year old girl who literally

does not cook anything except cereal so

make sure to leave a comment down below

letting me know what your favorite

dessert is or if you make this let me

know how it tastes or tweet me pictures

of you making it just I want to see so

now without further ado let's go ahead

and get started video so all the recipe

information is down in the description

so if you want to make this follow along

with all the recipes and so and

measurements and stuff like that in the

description so basically we're going to

be putting the wet ingredients in One

Bowl and the dry ingredients in another

bowl mix them all together and then it

will become delicious banana breads that

you made yourself or maybe less your mom

to watch this video and make it yourself

in that case hi lovers mom I hope you

enjoy making it and make sure to pre

here a minute to 350 degrees so let's go

do that so the first step is mashing up

two cups of bananas because it wouldn't

be bananagrams out bananas so let's

smash these up best banana banana banana

banana banana banana banana

next thing you're going to need is three

eggs next thing you're going to need is

one cup of vegetable oil or oil I'm

using vegetable oil next thing you need

is one teaspoon of vanilla extract stuff

smells amazing hello just it doesn't

taste good by southside started with

mixed in it's great you know fun facts

when my mom is too lazy to actually make

cookies he boiled some vanilla extracts

with water to make the house smell like

she just bakes cookies but then I go

into the kitchen then there's just a pot

of boiling no actual go to you so but

not half life half okay next you're

going to mix all the wet ingredients

together and like so okay like your wet

ingredients look like this and if it's

chunky it's okay we are going to set

this aside and work on a dry ingredients

so we need for this bowl is two cups of

flour I already measured this out and

I'm going to put this in my bowl

okay so this is my favorite part because

I really feel like this brings the dish

together you're going to need a one and

a half cups of sugar so next we're going

to use one teaspoon of baking soda ok

next we're going to be doing one course

a teaspoon of salt just in case your

little salty ok so now I'm going to mix

the dry ingredients together ok now the

best mixed you're going to put the wet

ingredients inside of the bowl with the

drain region

the bone so next you're going to add in

half of the amount of walnuts you have

if you like more walnuts this part is

personal preference I'm just going to

put half of this inside and then you're

going to use it later to put it on

talking to garnish your i don't know's

to garnish your banana bread loaf is

that what cooking people say I really

know ok so I'm going to put in half and

I'm my hands are washed ok we use these

sanitary thank you good ok mix that in

and of course if you don't like walnuts

then you don't need any nuts if you just

watch off with banana bread go for it

next I'm going to be adding in milk

chocolate morsels site why do they call

them more so why don't you just call

them chocolate chip find a different

name for the word more sold more cool ok

so I'm gonna fit in as many as I want

what a great morsel ok so I'm going to

make these all together perfect so I'm

going to be using a loaf pan but you can

use any type of man you want I'd made

these into cupcakes for so if you want

some cupcakes bananas red cup cakes then

you can put them in a cupcake pan but

i'm using this one because i like low

i'm going to be spraying it with cooking

spray because i don't want it to stick

to the sides of the pan ok Oh

now I'm just going to throw everything

into the pan just kidding haha I'm just

going to pour next time you'll be taking

the rest of the walnuts used earlier and

I'm going to put them on top of my

uncooked to lowes and again this is

totally personal preference so if you

want a little bit of a nuts on top or no

mess on top just not in any kind of

person and the actual best part of this

flow situation is the brown sugar on top

so feel free to just put it all along

there so the brown sugar that I'm

putting on top basically caramelize Azaz

cooking and it gives it like a little

crust and it's so good and sometimes

I'll only I'll cut myself a piece that

will need the top so great so ladies and

gentlemen and everyone in between here

is your loaf uncooked so now we're going

to put it in the oven sure we'll be back

when it's ready to see the finished

product and you a taste test do hours

later so here is the finished product

it's obviously dark outside because I

put it in the oven for 30 minutes let it

cool for a very long time and now it is

done so I'm going to go ahead and try

this also make sure it's like crispy on

top that's the best part because it

tastes delicious so let's try

ten out of ten you know I don't cook a

lot or Bing this is pretty bomb not

gonna live

thank you so much for watching if you

stay to the end of this video thank you

so much and comes down below unicorn

squad so we can use all the people who

have not stayed till the end because you

did so thank you so much for watching

till the end side away next week's video

may or may not be a room tour to sing I

will see you guys on Friday with another

video clip

DIY How to make the best banana bread ever!

Moist Banana Bread Recipe

Hashtag Zoe

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me at seventeen - Duration: 4:07.

I turn 18 in a couple of months

and I wanted to try to capture what I'm like now

at seventeen years old

before I jump into the terrifying world of adulthood

so, here's me.

here's what I look like.

I usually only wear mascara, but sometimes I wear eyeliner too.

here's my hair.

as of right now it goes down to my waist.

I've been talking about cutting it, but I don't actually know if or when that will happen.

I like to wear ribbons in it sometimes.

this one makes me feel like Violet Baudelaire.

here's the earrings that I wear every single day.

here's my room!

it's evolved a lot through the years

the things on my walls are very special to me

they were given to me by friends, or I painted them

here's a few of my favorite outfits

I wear lots of oversized flannels and things I get at the thrift store

that's my favorite shirt

and my favorite dress

here's my journals

they keep me sane

here's my instruments

their names are charlotte, lulu, penny, and scarlet

I love them

here's the family piano, where I spend a LOT of my time

i'm gonna miss it a lot when I leave

here's my favorite mug

and my favorite hot drink

it's peach tea

and here's the best place to drink said hot drink

on my balcony

at sunrise

here's my boyfriend and my favorite person, ethan <3

here's the rest of my best friends

i love these people with all of my soul

and i don't know where i'd be without them.

there's way too many to name, but here's just a few:

Eli, Shelby, Ethan

They make my life better in so many ways (Lexie & Bella)

Isaac & Ollie

and I can't thank them enough (Shelby, Sarah, Chloe, Bailey, Ollie)

rai :-)

lately, the idea of change has been particularly scary

and i know that it has to happen,

but i don't want to forget anything

i don't want to forget what it's like to be me,

right now,

in this moment,

at seventeen years old,

on april 25, 2017.

thanks <3

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RAFONIX WYRZUCONY Z PARTNERSTWA! ZOBACZ REAKCJĘ RAFONIXA! - Duration: 3:53.

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Happy birthday Dany Kvyat 2017 || С днем рождения, Даниил Квят 2017 - Duration: 12:19.

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Hi, Alexey ! Hi, Alexandra!

How are you doing?

Excellent. I'm on vacation now. How about you?

Not bad. I'm going to the cinema this evening.

I'm going to Sochi

Me too!

See you on the race?

yes!

Hi everyone!

Ok google, Finnish-Russian dictionary

Languages (y)

*Speaks expressively in Russian*

Italy

Today, we are going to find out

what are Daniil Kvyat's fans doing

in between the Grand Prix

*Silence! Film screening in process*

Could you tell us please...

Interview

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Literature

Attack

Torpedo

twenty six (D)

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Kelly

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Password: Daniil Kvyat

Happy

Birthday

Dany!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Hi Dany!

Even though we are far away from you right now,

we will try to express all our love in these words.

Our dear man, happy 23rd birthday!

We wish you lots of energy and health,

luck in your career and for you to believe in yourself,

love and faithful friends,

for all your wishes to come true, even the most incredible.

We love you,

we are proud of you and we are always waiting for you to visit us.

Dear Dany,

from the bottom of our hearts we congratulate you on your birthday!

We wish you that your inner voice is always louder than the voice of the crowd,

that you are always surrounded by your loved ones,

and even across seas you could still feel their support...

...and for all your goals to be achieved!

We would like to wish you happy birthday!

We wish you to be on the top, to be the fastest and the most successful

to have a happy life and a dazzling career, to have lots of championships

for you to finally get a Russian engeneer, to have less problems with your car

for your team to always support you.

Be purposeful, stress-resistant and ironic. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Smile and light up everyone with smiles!

Don't give up! Not everything will work out right away...

Don't be afraid - anything can happen in life.

Happy birthday, Dany!

Dear Daniil,

on behalf of our Official Fanclub in Vkontakte, I would like to wish you happy birthday

We really hope we would be able to continue working in your fanclub for many many F1 seasons

and that, of course, you would be able to help us with that.

That's pretty much it!

Daniil, I wish you lots of wins... please us with your results more often.

Happy birthday!

Dear Daniil Vyacheslavovich, on this auspicious day...

Hey, why are you so officially, today's a holiday.

Dear Dany, congratulations on your birthday

We wish you happiness good luck success and of course more new victories

We also wish health to you, always stay positive and be ready for a new fight.

And I hope your girlfriend Kelly will help you do that

HURRAH!

Happy birthday!

Early wake up, turn on the TV, in the afternoon turn on the laptop, and in the evening the tablet

In order to check are there any races, practices, interviews.

Suddenly, the commentators declare, and we throw everything as is, Because there is our dear number 26 on the screen.

No matter how much trouble you meet You move on.

Under the layers of failure and sadness Victory is waiting for you a long time.

You are our countryman; you are our pride! today shout your fans. No matter the status or age

When our best racer is Kvyat Happy birthday!

Dany, congratulations on your birthday,

I wish you happiness, love, luck, health, success in all endeavors.

Many many podiums and most importantly, the title that we all looking forward to, but better not only one!

And we, your fans, will always support and worry about you. Happy birthday!

A lot of great people were involved in the making of this video.

Therefore, we would like to thank

Liubov Cherepanova

Radoslava Shopova

Nastya Zhiratkova

Alexandra Rumyantseva

Alexey Oreshnikov

Sergey and Olga Bezborodovy

Natalia Proshicheva

Special thanks to

Kelly Piquet, Daniil's family and friends

Thank you!

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An update video - Tango's weight loss, X34 Predator monitor and time for a new SSD! - Duration: 5:10.

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Story of Mandolino - Duration: 17:22.

New York City's East Village has an amazing

collection of restaurants bars

and other great things

so I'm going to start off with one of my

favorite bars

keybar

This is the story of Mandolino

Delirium

Good beer

that's enough of the keybar

I'm gonna head out

I'm gonna stop by this Italian

restaurant I've never been there before

and I'm gonna check it out, try the food

here it is

Mandolino Pizzeria

Pizzeria

Well let's head in let's check it out all

Hello

Hi good

alright nice to meet you

Hello Carolina nice to meet you

thank you

Before I came to Mandolino

I didn't know what to expect

I'd anticipated yet another Italian

restaurant with your typical pizza and pasta dishes

however, shortly after walking through the door

it occurred to me that this was not your typical

New York Italian restaurant

on the menu here

they have the chefs fantasy

I'm not sure what that is but I suggest you try it

Alright youtube I'm going to level with you

Italian food, it's kind of overdone

that's not to say i don't like Italian food

frankly I love Italian food

but Italian food to something that's very

easy to love these days

who doesn't like pizza

who doesn't like like pasta

I do love Italian food and I'm going to give an honest review

here about Mandolino

first impressions by the way of the Mandolino

restaurant is that the staff here are

great they're wonderful really great

people, I love them

the restaurant design is

pretty cool

I think that

that ceiling I think

that's real tin

I like the artwork

I think that's pretty cool

And this is a Peroni I think it's pretty good

a light beer refreshing

hey nice to meet you

This is the owner

Oh hello

Nice to meet you

He make this and pizza

Me I am the chef for pasta and for other

Cool

It's beautiful

wait what do we have here

so later is

going to make something special for you

anything you like

the chef's choice just

The chef's fantasy

Fantasy yeah

Chef's fantasy, okay

with seafood

seafood yeah okay

that sounds good

this is a first dish it

looks beautiful this is pork mushroom

and broccoli right a little salad I love

pork not going to lie mushrooms

get some of this fresh salad I'm putting it on the little

plate here but I also have this this I don't

know which plate to use I guess I should

Let's try it

yeah the broccoli is very good

it's all excellent

i like the crispiness of the pork

kind of like pork rinds

which are delicious by the way

a company in San Francisco called I think it's 4505 meats

they sell pork rinds and I think you can

actually buy them at whole foods and elsewhere

great snack

the pork's really good, it's very tender

the broccoli is

just right, it's not overdone

Napoli?

Southern Italy, yes

How long have you been here in the US?

In the US it's been 4 years

In New York since 2013, March

Why did you come to the US?

Opportunity, American dream

Yeah my family is still in Italy

my friend he moved here 2 years ago and he met his wife in the subway

and after 6, 7 months they get married

and after a year they opened a restaurant

they find investors

with some partners and they opened a restaurant

it's our pizza shop, the owner, he makes pizza

she's the wife

she's the one, she's the one who said

we should save money to open a restaurant

and we opened a restaurant

cool, congratulations

thank you

5 minutes and I come with your special pasta

okay excellent

special pasta here it comes

look at that

okay that's calamarata

with mussels, calamari, clams, octopus, and shrimps

beautiful

yeah

bon appetit

thank you

grazie

everything in here I love

I love good with mussels clams octopus

it looks beautiful what's trying to

liquid good awesome I like how it's

cooked

not too well done I don't like very well

cooked pasta personally I like it how

when it's like a little bit chewy good

nice texture calamari is good quid

really good I like a lot of flavor this

is really not what I would expect for

simple Italian food normally I think of

like it's a pasta sauce this is great

they're just wonderful fresh seafood

clam that guy yeah lots of good lots of

flavor very good

bandolino is it being something special

to me these people represent the field

American network mentally know they're

bringing up one more tourists here the

escape at first a little bit I love to

take though not gonna live politics and

cheesecake you can probably tell what I

would hand me I think it's here oh wow

oh my strawberries little pieces of

chocolate little crumbles of stuff I

love it strawberry and chocolate these

are two things that go very well

together

then the cheesecake they make this here

at the restaurant you know they don't

buy it and hold food or anything like

that isn't your boss homemade it's good

i like the sounds like a very authentic

flavor to it it's like a kind of

cheesecake today you can't buy in a

storm how i go i manually knows the

story of Italian immigrants coming to

America the promise of opportunity it's

a story of love and historian credible

fashioned kind of story that gives me

goosebumps makes me feel warm and gooey

um yeah

I mean you're weird I'm a shower I'm

gonna rule you came here from silly yes

I am making yourself when i was there

heat I love everything makes me flowers

i love to bake I love to wait to the

search I love to make a bread or pita my

wish you're a messenger this is

everything here me from scratch to make

the dough okay I make the dog and we

also have a backyard with a little part

we make the play tone we make that we

grow everything they rose mary mary

shoulders that's wonderful 90 second

how do you know when it's ready

just for you is why i don't agree i need

to become a more equal or when I below

because and also I don't need her mom

yeah we just thought these hours Mary

Mary yes H we are deal we ever been we

have a basil yellow cherry tomato this

is a lemon thyme it's very difficult is

because that for not for the essence of

the patient who's merely still and the

same fashion because come from in the

south of Italy stromal to avisas and

back of their own know every people have

been chaotic issue knock knock is very

fast to make tested for example mean for

prevail pomnyun just the garlic

different type of of salt yeah parties

just this there must play justly with

this I make a menu but Pochettino

inoculum just garlic olive oil which is

very good all the sudden kitchen the

rebellion pissing contest nothing no

special treatment nothing my name is it

sometimes I I don't know why people

think how it's very hard to do to

complete a lean with very very just

tomato

look inside the zone because the salt

with basmati stake out the water and

legend I like so much to put a white

wine inside because I like a activity

distress i finish with mozzarella cheese

and the mozzarella cheese is a little

bit better at the activity in order the

rebirth of neonatology meet order

digital manator mmm just potato Farina +

1 x 4 1 kilo of protocol the music make

everything here yeah ravioli order pasta

fettuccini pappardelle everything making

out safe as our pets channel with where

is making for your sake oh yeah it's

good you may from the scratch you know

yeah yeah and oh yeah Reza Reza

you

mmmm

if you can forget you painted with

everyone

yobt nokia latina in sorrento near

memory made of the beautiful and very

little bit after the ability to defeat

I like so much I used to look for 10

solid offer to settle everything of

human eye

we can rule the first time again within

the whole agony column type of mission

is vehicle together when I promise you I

will juggle too short for me where you

can make it okay

each other in the flowers in your camera

body so this is arguably the most

important part presentation is nothing

nothing strange because this type of

patients with the same kitchen well

later yeah every mom or grandma in Italy

it's out of it easy buddy make subtle

not necessary p presentation make a

decision to make your food for me

that's really good yummy I've had a lot

of Nehemiah 200 buddina a 1x4 cutie okay

go it's really good really fresh really

nice flavor I don't know what else to

say it's really good most people here

and proven to mike alvarado because they

make a good cup idea carbonara I so

anytime people change I think it's very

important to learn and people nigga your

cum well when you want come to the edge

of the bank 2012 ow

thank you can idle manually know what a

wonderful place here in though useful is

you feel like authentic classic Italian

food this is a place stops by bandolino

any of you don't want to tell you

through sukkos check it out these people

are great i love them they're super

passionate about food they love what

they do tonight turn describe do what

you love

I love it there those days and I'm very

few dining experiences in my life like

that for people made you feel really

great not exist

what do what you love

allow the munitions

over this cold I love you Brody love you

hi hello cute yes good when I'm a hybrid

yeah I love them so much

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Max & Chloe Finale - Life is Strange Episode 5 Arcadia Bay Ending Original Scoring Project. - Duration: 6:38.

I start with Max's 'A' theme, the original rendition, to establish it so later when I bring in a major variation it can be compared to that.

A hint at one part of Chloe's 'A' theme as she helps her up to connect that sound to her.

Big, loud, dissonant hits on the keyboard to represent the storm.

The time travel/butterfly motif accompanies Max's lament on the effects of her time powers with a different pedal tone.

A variation on the relationship motif with a suspended chord in the middle and without the satisfying resolution as Chloe comforts Max.

The tempo slows and now it's time for some more of those feels! :D

I love "Mickey Mousing" in the time travel/blue butterfly motif, now with slowly coupling it with the common part of Chloe's theme and the relationship motif.

An example of using visual and audio keys to make slight emphasis shifts or changes in the music.

A more sadder ostinato.

Now with Chloe's 'B' theme as in my head that represented her family troubles

The relationship echo gets more profound.

Now with the main piano.

And now the complete relationship motif comes in (which combines parts of Max's and Chloe's into one motif) as Chloe talks about their fate and their week together. Still without the major resolution.

Chloe starts to accept her fate.

Finally a hint at a major chord as their relationship was real.

And now Max's 'A' theme's major variation. Max is stronger now, more assertive, she grew a great deal as a person throughout the episodes. I tried to say musically that she's ready even if the player is not and stares at the choice screen for hours and cries :D

Really? Sacrificing Chloe? ... Really?

The beginning of the end, a different variation of the relationship motif starts the big sad finale :(

Tempo change and good, good, let the feels flow through you.

Chloe's 'A' theme one last time as we won't ever forget her.

Another tempo change and finally with the full harmonic progression.

One last travel back in time.

Thank you for listening!

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TOP 5 DEADLIEST HOMEMADE FIDGET SPINNERS - Duration: 10:20.

top 5 deadliest homemade fidget spinners

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Xenoverse 2 - Requested match: Gotenks SSJ vs Broly LSSJ - Duration: 2:03.

For more infomation >> Xenoverse 2 - Requested match: Gotenks SSJ vs Broly LSSJ - Duration: 2:03.

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Nekretnine Magnat Beograd NBGD HOTEL JU 78m2 - Duration: 1:03.

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New Bengali Movie কিং শাকিব খান বিনোদন সংবাদ | Jaaz Multimedia Bengala Geeti News | SVF News - Duration: 2:44.

"Recently Our Love For Kolkata Increased.

I Do Not Want To Value Any Technician In My Country.

Although We Work Regularly In Movies, Our Names Are Not Published.

We Are Neglected.

"This Is How The Busy Dhaka-Based Busy Photographer Rafiqul Islam Rony Was Talking About The Allegation.

Yesterday, A First Look Poster Of 'Rangabaj' Was Released On Wednesday.

There Is A Different View Of The Hero Shakib Khan But A Few Days Ago Shakib Khan And Apu

Biswas Acted In 'Politics' Poster Posters Posted Their Regret, He Told NTV Online.

Because The Picture Is Not Taken By Ronnie, But His Name Is Not There.

Roni Said, 'We Are Working, But It Is Not Being Evaluated.

Our Work Is Being Used, But The Name Is Not Given.

Many Times In The Film, A Choreographer Has Worked In Three Songs, And The Choirographer

Of Calcutta Has Done A Song.

In The Poster Or Titles, The Name Of The Choreographer Of Kolkata Is Enlarged.

On The Other Hand, The Country's Choreographer Does Not Have His Name, Or Is Being Kept Very

Small.

"A Time Is Given To A Foreign Craftsman For A Work Quality, But The Craftsmen Of The Country

Are Not Given The Quality.

The Quality Of Our Work Is Being Lost In It.

" Roni Also Said, 'A Few Days Ago Everyone Praised

The Poster Of Shakib Khan And Apu Biswas' Politics' Photo Posters.

But I'm Sad About The Poster.

Because There Is No Name In The Picture.

After The Shooting Of The Film, The Poster Was Phototed Separately.

But We Are Some Photographers, Who Do Not Have To Do Separate Photoshoots When They

Work In The Picture.

That's How We Take Pictures.

In Such A Situation, We Can Expect That My Name Will Be On Porter.

I Want To Say, Technicians In Bangladesh Know To Work, We Just Want Recognition.

Everyone Knows Who Works In Front Of The Camera In The Movie, But People Do Not Know The People

Behind The Camera.

So, Rony Commented On The Fact That He Was The Only Asset.

He Said, "But Seeing The Pictures Of The Posters, People First Get The Idea Of How The Image

Will Be.

But The Names Of Those Who Take The Photograph Are Neglected.

It Needs To Change.

' Rafiqul Islam Rony Is Currently Shooting For

'Rangabaj' Photo Shooting In Pabna.

For more infomation >> New Bengali Movie কিং শাকিব খান বিনোদন সংবাদ | Jaaz Multimedia Bengala Geeti News | SVF News - Duration: 2:44.

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Clipped Official Trailer (SUB ITA) - Duration: 1:30.

TRADUTTORI ANONIMI PRESENTS:

I don't know what kind of beer your mom was drinking when she was pregnant with you,

but you Doyle sisters look more beautiful every time I see you.

- Stop it! - Knock it off!

- It was Sam Adams. - Yeah.

The guy that owns this place is your age?

It's not Google, it's a barbershop.

You want me to fire someone, I'll fire someone.

But it's not personal. It's just bi'-ness.

I'm gonna pitch in the major leagues.

No, you're not. You know why you're not?

Because you're a barber, just like your father.

- I get your chair. - Not gonna happen, Whoopi.

Buzzy, let me ask you something.

When you and that meter maid are making love...

which one of you does the driving

and which one of you does the parking?

Honey, we're together 42 years.

Car's up on blocks.

So that leaves Charmaine Eskowitz.

Yeah, like I'm firing the black Jew at my company.

That way, I can get sued and beat up. Not gonna happen.

Sometimes, Ben is...

not that thoughtful.

I said it.

You'd feel a lot better if you just said "asshole".

How come you and Danni don't go out with each other?

We slept together on prom night.

- Romantic! - Yeah.

His prom date didn't think so.

Right.

Let me give you a little trim.

All right. And then maybe a haircut?

That's so funny!

You know who's said that joke?

Every single guy I've ever given a haircut to.

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