Hi, good evening.
We're Rosana and Walter from Argentina
We're here at the club. It's our first time visiting Mexico
and we're really super happy and it's fulfilled all of our expectations, all of our dreams.
Yes, it's true. We're very happy with belonging to the club for three years.
It's our third trip as part of the club and the truth is that I recommend it to friends and everyone who is seeing this video.
It's highly recommended. The service from everyone and the concierges is excellent. Thank you!
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Beneficios de ser socios en Exclusive Traveler Club - Duration: 1:10.
Hi, good afternoon.
We're Vivian and Carlos and we've been Exclusive members for about three years.
We've had a super good experience in regards to being members
Initially, we were skeptical, but from these three years we've already realized the benefits that being members brings us.
Besides the friendliness of its workers. The hotel is maravilloso.
We've really loved this experience of being here at Playa Maroma because before we were at Riviera Maya
but here it's amazing how wonderful the beach and hotel are, and, let me repeat, how friendly you all are.
So it's been a very spectacular vacation. We have to come to do it again.
Recommended.
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la partida mas larga de eggwars - Duration: 21:30.
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¡Maite Perroni besará por primera vez a su amigo Sebastián Rulli! - Duration: 3:18.
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Qué es un Anticafé + Reto Jelly Beans - Duration: 9:41.
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বৃষ্টির দিনে ফুটবল খেলা উফফ পুরাই Awesome| Rain special | Vlog 03 | Bangla New Video 2017 - Duration: 7:45.
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La tremenda sentencia de Mike Tyson: "McGregor será asesinado por Mayweather" - Duration: 2:35.
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Mireia Belmonte, a por el único reto que le queda: el oro en un Mundial - Duration: 9:51.
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The Last Enemy - Death
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YouTube Inferno: Angry Joe (AKA Angry JEW) - JMAA - Duration: 6:23.
(Angry Joe) "It's your business.
Continue.
Continue supporting whatever you like to support."
[intro]
Well, well, well… greetings, and welcome to the Underworld, gay demons.
Your gracious Dark Overlord JMAA here, and it's the time again for euthanasia season.
Oh, by the way, if the person who I'm about to review here kills himself after subjecting
himself to an 8th degree level of insanity from being mad at these videos, I'd be sure
to just join in with a memorial video, just to please your highly impressionable audience.
Maybe that would be good!
Angry Joe is a lazy and greedy jewish parasite who doesn't give a goddamn fuck about his
fans.
Well, are you REALLY that surprised?
Because, hey, he didn't seem to give a damn either when he cried
on JewWario's death.
*jew tears*
So apparently, for those who are practically misinformed in the situation, recently Angry
Joe is pretty much shitting out your average dose of utter shit on YouTube that isn't
pretty much game related, spending 2 months on a sort of vacation, only to say later that
he's gonna spend a vacation.
And that's where the fans started freaking out like headless chickens!
Wow!
I mean… wow, dude… wow.
Really?
Wow…
So why doesn't he care about his own subscribers?
Well, I'm pretty sure that if he shits a video a day, especially putting out goofs
like THIS or THIS, which show no effort at all, well…
I DON'T KNOW, maybe you're a FUCKING IDIOT to not realize he's just vomiting shit without
your consent.
Angry Joe fights against the corporative greed!
Now he just joins it.
Lookie there, he just apparently placed that shitty Warhammer game NOBODY EVER FUCKING
WANTED on #1 on the Best of 2016 list!
Well, I don't know about ya, but maybe someone's having a hard time making an actual review
for something…
Angry Joe brings the balance between gamers!
Even though he falls over the SJWs all the fucking time.
(Angry Joe) "Because you know right wingers love to put Gate at the end of everything!"
(Angry Joe) "People within GamerGate, at the time, were still part of this Five Guys
at the Public Slut Shaming…"
Well, he doesn't really do that much of a good job on shilling and toesucking on corporative
and… social… pieces of shit, since judging from the person who slips little details like
this "APLHA" thing here or the very infamous "sample text" over there, he is pretty
angry that Final Fantasy has got western southern music!
Even though that's what probably 90% of western games' soundtracks are composed
of.
Dude, holy fucking christ, DOOM has got really not a good AI there… has this guy seen the
1993 version?
And now he doesn't make these because these are too much work.
Well, not as easy to do as the near 1 hour movie reviews with drowned out commentary
cancer.
See?
He's just vomiting shit.
It's crap.
Yeah, it's poop.
IT'S ALL FUCKING SHIT!
Hey, hey, h-hey, you know the facts?
Well, get ready for Joe's angry rants on the comments sections explaining how much
work he does.
Even excusing his shittily made "Rapid Fire Review" as "It's supposed to be a Rapid
Fire Review, that's why it was so quickly shat out!"
But what really gets my jimmies is the fact that, regardless of Joe not giving a single
fuck about his audience and looking like your average DC fanboy That Guy With The Glasses
content creator, people still give him a pass… and NOW, they are just pissed this once just
because Angry Jew didn't deliver his Angry Reviews on time!
I mean…
c'mon, have you seen the Jinogamer and Sasel level of incompetency his reviews have!?
I have to say this all over again, in case you get a little butthurt in the comments
or something: what you enjoy remains subjective, but seriously though, would you believe a
fucking fat ass beaner jew who gets fatter every year making videos, and who spews useless
shit every single time he opens his mouth, as a valid source of gaming information?
And even then, he's not even that much into gaming even!
Even his gameplay of DOOM is at Polygon levels of awful!
That's because he PLAYS DOOM ON FUCKING CONSOLE and he's a FUCKING SCRUB!
That's a fact.
Dude, Joe, Jesus, stop pretending you care about what you do.
You don't.
DSP is more honest than you at this point.
You do this for the fucking jew gold.
Just stop lying.
Fucking.
Stop.
Lying.
And that's why I give Angry Jew a fucking 2/10!
Don't just swallow everything this fucking beaner jewish cunt has to say, because at
the end of the day, ironically, Corporate Commander is maybe just behind his curtains
at times.
I am JMAA, and I'll see you guys on the next YouTube Inferno show.
Fuck you.
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Where my dogs at?
Give me the fish.
Om nom nom nom.
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বৃষ্টির দিনে ফুটবল খেলা উফফ পুরাই Awesome| Rain special | Vlog 03 | Bangla New Video 2017 - Duration: 7:45.
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Floating At Lazy River | CW Vlog 5 - Duration: 6:26.
We are back here again. I don't know, it's been a few days since we went last time but um, we just happened to be here again.
We're like distracted at the moment. Oh my goodness.
Oh hello Snoopy.
And now we're at the water park, yeah.
They're on their way to go swimming or water slides and I can't go myself because of personal reasons.
Yeah.
There they are, right there.
Right there, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
They're right there, okay, okay.
Just hi.
Hi.
Yeah.
I'm like following them around, oh my goodness.
Just hi. Hi. I'm recording you from behind.
Okay, bye.
Don't leave me, no. Awww.
I am still following them.
Oh my goodness.
They've decided to go on again.
Right, there they are.
Awww.
Awww.
To update you guys on the situation, we got lemon lime Icee and some timbits.
And we're just sitting here, I think.
Yeah, we're just sitting here.
and chillin, I don't know.
This is like really bad. Oh my gosh.
I'm scared.
I'm like really.
I'm like so scared right now. Oh my gosh.
( Elsie ) Are you recording?
Ohh my gosh.
Ohh my gosh.
No, please no.
Oh my gosh.
( Elsie ) Oh it's us.
Ahh it's us, nooooo.
Noooo.
Guess who got the waterfall again?
Me and that's like twice in a row.
Oh my gosh, me and her.
Got the waterfall. ( Elsie ) Wanna see?
Yeah.
Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let me give an overview view.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And now we're in Kidzville. Yeah, hi there, oh my gosh.
Hi there, okay bye.
But yeah we somehow ended up in Kidzville, I don't know how but yeah.
And now we're leaving.
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To Skyhawk! | CW Vlog 4 - Duration: 5:30.
So I'm not even gonna say where we're at cause you could probably guess, yeah.
( Pauline ) Marineland.
Okay, no, um, but since it's a cloudy day, there's not a lot of people here so hopefully we can go on a lot of rides and yeah we're just in the parking lot again.
Oh my gosh.
So we ended up sleeping at over at Pauline's house, yeah.
There's that poster over there and this one and that, yeah. Yeah, Pauline.
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The Story Behind Southern Momma | Southern Living - Duration: 2:48.
My name is Darren Knight, AKA Southern Momma now
and
(upbeat, rockin' music)
I'm just, oh,
skinny white boy tryin' to make a life for myself.
I really enjoyed my 20s, I really did.
When I got in middle school I started gettin' very social.
And uh, uh, you know when you're in elementary school,
you got those few friends.
Well, mine would move away.
I would, I would find myself alone,
I got out of junior high.
So I have a choice,
than to just kinda be friends with everybody.
And it ended up payin' off.
That thing had a lot to do with my personality.
And so that, that same mindset went on into my 20s
so I really got to goin' around.
Always kinda wanted to do videos, and comedy,
and a lot of people know that you know,
my videos and my stand up career,
you know, or so to speak, or whatever,
kinda start at the same time.
And so I did that and then it just blossomed from there.
You know the one video took off
and everybody knows the rest of the story there, you know.
So I got really, I got blessed.
And I, I don't, all.
I used to say I got really lucky, but, um
you know I think that he, you know,
God's got a plan for everybody
and it just worked out well for me.
And I, uh,
But it happened really fast.
We come from very humble beginnin's in our family.
So we didn't, you know.
Anything that we ever had, we had to work for it.
I remember the first video I put up,
Mom was like, "You need to take that down.
"I mean, I like,
"People gonna think,
"people in town gonna think we're crazy."
(laughs) So, ah,
but I just, I just ran with it, you know.
And I just ...
People ask a lot, "Do you have kids?",
you know, or whatever, and I,
I don't have kids.
I don't have any kids.
I, I got a couple nieces I love.
I got a coupla, uh, uh, family friends,
and they got kids, and they're always around.
And they kinda inspire a lotta the stuff.
I have a very, uh, vivid memory rather of,
you know, when we were growin' up.
So yeah it, uh.
Yeah my family, they (chuckles)
they first, they were a little reluctant,
but I can understand that, you know, we don't ...
In the south, you know, you want,
you're very prideful of your last name.
You're very prideful of your family.
You're very prideful of where you come from.
You know a lot of people don't have it like we do.
I don't really, I mean, once this thing took off, you know,
it started gittin' such a ... (smacks lips)
It started gettin' so much support so fast.
A lotta comedians, they kinda dig their self a,
a character root, so to speak, okay,
and I don't wanna do that with this character.
Now I like Southern Momma and everything,
but I mean, I want, when I get on stage,
the show's a lot different from the videos.
If I stood up there for 45, 50 minutes
yellin' at invisible kids,
it'd get a little redundant.
You know what I mean?
So I want somethin' that everybody can relate.
I mean I want other people to enjoy it.
I want everybody to enjoy it.
So that's why I do that.
Uh, if I wanna start doin'
the character of an old man for the resta my life
or somethin' like that,
I wanna be able to do that.
And I don't know how long I'm gonna be doin' it.
You know everybody's got,
they somethin' that they, them,
that they wanna do.
And I think that if you really wanna do somethin',
go for it.
I really do support that.
You know, life's not always just a bag of treats.
You know what I mean?
There's going to be rough times, and bad times.
You know, I don't mean to sound cliche, but,
I'm getting all emotional again,
it's just, I didn't think I was goin' to be where I'm at,
and I'm grateful to be here.
And anybody can do that, you know.
No matter what you do.
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How To Make A Diamond Generator [Captions] - Duration: 2:21.
Hey Guys What is Up. It's Me Kolby Newton
And Today I Haven't Recorded A Video On MineCraft
So This Is Going To Be Another How To Make
But This Is A Different Type Of How To Make
It's Not A Silent One,
It's Actually Kind Of A Tutorial
But It's Also A How To Make
So This Is How To Make A Material Generator
Like If You Stood On A Block,
You'll Get Materials
It's Kinda Like Eggwars
But Like...
Yeah, It's Kinda Like Eggwars And Bedwars, Like The Material Generator
So, Yeah
Too Lazy To Add More. Like And Subscribe!
PEACE!
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HOW TO STAY KIND AND NOT LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY - Duration: 5:04.
ooh sorry I lost my voice yesterday huh
Hello world and welcome to the right side:)
Sometimes I feel that I'm losing hope
Sometimes I feel that our human race ruins
all the great things that this world has given to us
It's not easy to stay kind in the world when there are so many
awful, cruel things going on.
Unfortunately I can give you a step-by-step plan how to stay kind
because kindness is a choice and you decide whether you want to be kind or not.
If decided to be kind which is a great choice by the way
Today I want to talk with you about
how I'm saving this feeling of kindness in my heart
And how I am helping myself not loose faith.
Here goes 4 advices on what helps meet to stay kind in this world
Kindness is a thing that could possibly exist only in the
combination with other feelings. Bright feelings of course.
So let me ask you something?
Do u want to be happy?
Then you have to be kind coz angry people are not happy at all.
They're too passionate about their anger. It takes all of their energy, time and
It cuts away all the other great things that they could possibly feel in their soul
Happiness and kindness are strong feelings.
Angriness on the other side is also a really strong feeling
So you either can be covered with great kind feelings
which will lead you to your happiness.
Surround yourself with angriness which will destroy everything good that you've in ur soul
and probably won't bring you any happiness
Next thing that I wanted to say. Always remember that life is boomerang.
You can say that you don't believe in it
but there are many evidences of why is it so.
If you don't want to believe in it, then don't
But just remember me you making bad things towards other people
then it's going to come back to you and if not to you then
to members of your family, to your children. Because this is life
This is the world balance. There's gonna be this day
when u'll face the consequences of your actions and just
in case. Just to not be screwed up!
Don't do bad things towards other people. Who knows how it's going come back to you
Advice number 3. Every time when I'm starting to lose faith in this world
When I'm starting to think that there is nothing good going on right now
I am trying to search for a good news and for a kind and funny TV shows
For what? To brighten my day, to make myself laugh and to put myself into a good mood
And this what makes me feel better.
As far as for the good news. I just love to see how kind
behavior can save someone's day, can save someone's life
This makes me feel so proud for our human society.
This makes me feel so happy
Aggression and anger only ruin everything that someone else has built
And the last advice that I want to give to you is
find something good to believe in.
and never stop doing it. If you remember the
heroes or fairy tales are always saying that if I lose faith
then I'm gonna lose everything.And this is true.
So find something awesome, find something good for yourself
that you can believe in. Even if it is just a teeth fairry
If she makes you to believe in everything good and great
and awesome and magical then just believe in it
and don't let anyone to ruin your faith in this.
We all need to have something good
we only to have something nice to believe in.
In order not to lose faith,in order not to give up
in order to stay kind.So this is really important.
Find something nice or someone nice
in whom you believe. Whatever happens just remember that this is great
That this is kindness. That this is an example of everything beautiful
awesome and kind in this world.
And you need to believe in it in order for this thing to exist.
Otherwise it will just disappear and this world is gonna be covered
with dark, angry, awful things. and you don't want to do this.
You want to live in a great, healthy, safe world!
Thank you guys for sharing with me this awesome awesome day!
I hope that you like this video. I hope that you are staying kind no matter what is going on around you
I hope that you don't stop believing in great, awesome,
beautiful and kind things in this world!
And if you do! And if you stay kind please show it to me
by giving this video a big thumbs up!
Push that subscribe button! Leave your comments
and tell me what other things are helping you to stay kind and don't lose faith in this world
We're seeing each other every Monday and Thursday!
So see ya! bye!
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YouTube Inferno: Angry Joe (AKA Angry JEW) - JMAA - Duration: 6:23.
(Angry Joe) "It's your business.
Continue.
Continue supporting whatever you like to support."
[intro]
Well, well, well… greetings, and welcome to the Underworld, gay demons.
Your gracious Dark Overlord JMAA here, and it's the time again for euthanasia season.
Oh, by the way, if the person who I'm about to review here kills himself after subjecting
himself to an 8th degree level of insanity from being mad at these videos, I'd be sure
to just join in with a memorial video, just to please your highly impressionable audience.
Maybe that would be good!
Angry Joe is a lazy and greedy jewish parasite who doesn't give a goddamn fuck about his
fans.
Well, are you REALLY that surprised?
Because, hey, he didn't seem to give a damn either when he cried
on JewWario's death.
*jew tears*
So apparently, for those who are practically misinformed in the situation, recently Angry
Joe is pretty much shitting out your average dose of utter shit on YouTube that isn't
pretty much game related, spending 2 months on a sort of vacation, only to say later that
he's gonna spend a vacation.
And that's where the fans started freaking out like headless chickens!
Wow!
I mean… wow, dude… wow.
Really?
Wow…
So why doesn't he care about his own subscribers?
Well, I'm pretty sure that if he shits a video a day, especially putting out goofs
like THIS or THIS, which show no effort at all, well…
I DON'T KNOW, maybe you're a FUCKING IDIOT to not realize he's just vomiting shit without
your consent.
Angry Joe fights against the corporative greed!
Now he just joins it.
Lookie there, he just apparently placed that shitty Warhammer game NOBODY EVER FUCKING
WANTED on #1 on the Best of 2016 list!
Well, I don't know about ya, but maybe someone's having a hard time making an actual review
for something…
Angry Joe brings the balance between gamers!
Even though he falls over the SJWs all the fucking time.
(Angry Joe) "Because you know right wingers love to put Gate at the end of everything!"
(Angry Joe) "People within GamerGate, at the time, were still part of this Five Guys
at the Public Slut Shaming…"
Well, he doesn't really do that much of a good job on shilling and toesucking on corporative
and… social… pieces of shit, since judging from the person who slips little details like
this "APLHA" thing here or the very infamous "sample text" over there, he is pretty
angry that Final Fantasy has got western southern music!
Even though that's what probably 90% of western games' soundtracks are composed
of.
Dude, holy fucking christ, DOOM has got really not a good AI there… has this guy seen the
1993 version?
And now he doesn't make these because these are too much work.
Well, not as easy to do as the near 1 hour movie reviews with drowned out commentary
cancer.
See?
He's just vomiting shit.
It's crap.
Yeah, it's poop.
IT'S ALL FUCKING SHIT!
Hey, hey, h-hey, you know the facts?
Well, get ready for Joe's angry rants on the comments sections explaining how much
work he does.
Even excusing his shittily made "Rapid Fire Review" as "It's supposed to be a Rapid
Fire Review, that's why it was so quickly shat out!"
But what really gets my jimmies is the fact that, regardless of Joe not giving a single
fuck about his audience and looking like your average DC fanboy That Guy With The Glasses
content creator, people still give him a pass… and NOW, they are just pissed this once just
because Angry Jew didn't deliver his Angry Reviews on time!
I mean…
c'mon, have you seen the Jinogamer and Sasel level of incompetency his reviews have!?
I have to say this all over again, in case you get a little butthurt in the comments
or something: what you enjoy remains subjective, but seriously though, would you believe a
fucking fat ass beaner jew who gets fatter every year making videos, and who spews useless
shit every single time he opens his mouth, as a valid source of gaming information?
And even then, he's not even that much into gaming even!
Even his gameplay of DOOM is at Polygon levels of awful!
That's because he PLAYS DOOM ON FUCKING CONSOLE and he's a FUCKING SCRUB!
That's a fact.
Dude, Joe, Jesus, stop pretending you care about what you do.
You don't.
DSP is more honest than you at this point.
You do this for the fucking jew gold.
Just stop lying.
Fucking.
Stop.
Lying.
And that's why I give Angry Jew a fucking 2/10!
Don't just swallow everything this fucking beaner jewish cunt has to say, because at
the end of the day, ironically, Corporate Commander is maybe just behind his curtains
at times.
I am JMAA, and I'll see you guys on the next YouTube Inferno show.
Fuck you.
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Mozart! Das Musical - Part 3 + English Subs - Duration: 10:27.
My art loves to be praised, it wants be appealing to anyone
I'm seeking for a full house
I care about the audience
They say, entertainment isn't the most noble motive for a great artist
But believe me, it's the hardest part, even if you're skilled at it
A little bit sophisticated and a little bit emotional (literally: for your brain and your heart)
A little bit noisy and spectacularity
Bold sarcasm, a ribald joke, a villain and a hero
A little bit beautiful and a little bit melodiously (literally: for you eye and your ear)
A little bit of fooling around and miraculous
Scenery, costumes, light and decor and an appealing actor- like me!
Love, lie, suffering and deceit and miracles coming true
Nobody wants to see his actual life
The hall becomes dark, the spotlight sparkle and then the theater begins
A little bit sophisticated and a little bit emotional
A little bit of triumphing and debacle
"A Midsummer Night's Dream" and "Ides of March"
Simply put, everything that's entertaining to you
A scary apparition, a sad prince, a promise and a dark oracle
A mixture of pepper and peppermint
With the result that you're willing to pay for it
I'm merely telling you the things you already know, because you're supposing the same thing as me
The world is a big stage and you're only successful if you know the drill
So pay attention
They want it to be a little bit sophisticated and a little bit emotional
A little bit noisy and spectacularity
A little bit beautiful and a little bit melodiously
Scenery, costumes, light and decor
Bold sarcasm, a ribald joke
A little bit sophisticated and a little bit emotional
Simply put, everything that's entertaining and worth paying for and an appealing actor-like me!
Tomorrow I will return to Vienna, Wolfgang
I'd like to invite you to accompany with me
I appreciate that you're fostering my son since childhood, but he's serving the prince, archbishop Colloredo
Colloredo approves of my idea. So what do you say, Wolfgang?
I'll introduce you to the high society of Vienna
That's out of the question
Don't you want to compete with the best? Giving concerts for the emperor? Composing operas?
Yes! Oh yes, to Vienna, Papa!
Forgive my saying so, baroness, I know what's good for him
I'm his father
I'd like to tell you a story
Once upon a time there was a king
He lived with his son in a castle surrounded by a magic garden
And since the king was old and disappointed by the world, there was a very tall wall and the gate was always locked
"There's no better place" said the king
But the prince's yearning mind told him "You have to leave this place"
Sometimes there's gold falling from the stars at nighttime. You can find it, out there where no one has ever been
Living (literally being) means becoming, living means learning
You have to face the danger on your own, if you're looking for the gold from the stars
"You'll fail out there" said the father to his son
"Just like me, so stay in our magic garden"
"I'm making sure you're safe"
"The wall is that tall and the gate is always locked in order to protect you"
Every word expressed the king's love
But the prince's yearning mind told him "You have to leave this place"
There's gold falling from the stars at the edge of the world and who finds it will accomplish an impossible task
Living means becoming, living means learning
You have to face the danger on your own, if you're looking for the gold from the stars
Sometimes loving someone means let go, sometimes loving someone means to part with beloved people
Loving someone means that you don't ask about your own happiness, loving someone means to say tearfully:
Far away from here there's gold falling from the stars, you can find it, out there where no one has ever been
Living means becoming, living means learning
You have to leave your home and go into the world full of dangers if you're looking for the gold from the stars
You'll stay here!
You signed a contract concerning the money you owe me
I'll earn more money in Vienna during one month then I would earn here during one year
That's what you thought about Paris! And this caused your mother's death
I lost my savings and our family lost its good reputation
I hate Salzburg!
Wolfgang, please don't say that
What if I wil depart?
That would kill me
Do you remember? You always said that Papa comes a close second to god
No one, no one loves you the way I do
You're too childish and too clumsy for the cold, thought-out game of life
I'm afraid for you, you need me
Because no one loves you the way I do
- Be glad that I worry about you - Our father is very experienced
- Tell me, where would you be without me? - He wants to preserve both of us from pain
- All the others are enemies, you can rely on me - He would die of sorrow if you would leave - I'll leave as soon as I get the chance or I will get become stunted
I won't allow our family to fall apart
Come back!
He'll go to Vienna, but...but he'll still serve prince Colloredo
I want him to stay
He can't hear you any longer, father
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Planet Of The Apes (2001 Remake) -- Movie Review #JPMN - Duration: 4:31.
They should have left it alone.
Released in the summer of 2001 - this $100 million dollar sci-fi action film is another
ambitious mistake from director Tim Burton - which somehow managed more than a quarter-billion
in profit.
When an Air Force astronaut crash lands on a mysterious planet he inadvertently inspires
a revolution between primitive humans and their talking-ape masters.
A baby-faced Marky-Mark Wahlberg leads the group as best he can, but he's drastically
out of his depth in this big budget adventure - reciting corny one-liners like, "Never send
a monkey to do a man's job." and, "I'm going to go get my chimp."
Tim Roth portrays a sinister chimpanzee military villain - who spends most of his time shouting
angrily or jumping around the set like some amped-up parkour artist.
It wouldn't be a Tim Burton film without an appearance from his longtime partner Helena
Bonham Carter, so she's here, playing an overly sexualized chimp, to boot.
She develops a somewhat romantic relationship with Wahlberg that's not only unsettling,
but largely unearned.
Michael Clarke Duncan appears as a giant gorilla, and Paul Giamatti is a meek little orangutan...
because of course they are.
Elsewhere Estella Warren and Kris Kristofferson are wasted as totally superfluously human-characters
that have literally zero purpose.
And last but not least, is original "Apes" star Charlton Heston - who's uncredited single
scene cameo is actually pretty cool... even though you'd hardly know it was him if not
for a familiar line of dialogue.
Despite its rushed production - the PG-13 rated film doest boast some particularly excellent
make-up, costumes, and more naturalistic ape-moment.
And from a technical standpoint the 119 minute film is competently shot, and well edited.
A few neat action sequences might impress younger audiences, but most of the material
here has been broached in better ways in better films.
Contrasting this "Planet Of The Apes" against the influential sci-fi classic may seem a
bit unfair, but by virtue of its very existence, it brought it upon itself.
Conceptually, the basic framework of Peirre's Boulle's novel is here, but Burton's interpretation
is wildly different than the 1968 film - which is perhaps why he insists the film is actually
a "re-imagination", rather than a true remake.
Gone is the subtly, patience, or nuance.
Every location is draped in shadows and cluttered with decoration of gothic inspiration.
In other words, this "Planet" is yet another Tim Burton fun house, irrespective of its
believability or diegetic connection to a world controlled by apes.
And almost the entire story seems to take place at night.
This update also adds a lot of unnecessary prologue - giving backstory to a narrative
that doesn't require it, and introducing characters never to be seen again.
The fact that humans can talk (and the apes are aware they can) completely undercuts the
de-evolution implications of earlier movies.
Relocating the titular world to a non-Earth planet hollows out the entire conceit that
made the original series so powerful, replaced instead with a tired time travel plot ripped
straight from an episode of "Star Trek".
Spoiler alert here: In an attempt to preserve the memorable twist-ending of the original
film, the screenwriters foolishly concocted a new conclusion - which sees Wahlberg traveling
back to a present-day version of Earth in which all humans have been directly substituted
for Apes.
It makes less sense than tits on a bull, and thanks to this picture's deservedly poor reviews
- will never be explained in a sequel.
Whereas the Statue Of Liberty reveal remains one of the best endings in the history of
science fiction, this Lincoln Memorial moment is almost certainly the worst.
Fans of Burton's trademark style might appreciate the film's visual aesthetic - but unless you're
an "Apes" completionist - this film is definitely one you should skip.
"Planet Of The Apes" is an insult to its namesake, and a wholly pointless remake.
But let's hear some of your insults from the YouTube comments!
Calling it unnecessary, awful, and scattered - we all agreed - this is a very LAME film.
That does it for this quick excerpt - but if you'd like to watch more "Movie Night",
click or tap the thumbnails on the left.
And don't forget to visit the Jogwheel YouTube channel to see full episodes of this show
in addition to the other content I produce.
My name is Jonathan Paula, thanks for watching and have a good Movie Night!
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[Tutorial] TM SopMod M4 | Tamiya and Deans Installation - Duration: 7:03.
welcome to another Airsoft Reviews hd tech video
in this episode i will talk again for an airsoft technical issue
for this reason i have here a Tokyo Marui SOPMOD M4 Shock recoil rifle
if you want to watch our TM SOPMOD M4 shock recoil review check the link below or the final screens
this is the rear end of the airsoft gun (buffer tube)
we have removed the stock from the gun
and as you can see there is no tamiya connector on the airsoft gun
Marui uses a special Quick Detach (QD) battery pack
the power transfered through that special plug
this kind of battery installation is simillar to some drill devices or other household appliances
as you can understand that kind of battery plug makes useless all our tamiya/deans type batteries
in this episode i will show you how you can remove this plug and how you will install a typical airsoft plug
so first of all lets see what we will need for that procedure
for the installation you will need
four (4) small pin plugs, two (2) females and two (2) males
a tamiya or dean plug, mine is already wired up
as i got it from an old wiring set
and some shrinking wire wrap
the tools you will need are
one scissor to strip the wires
a small screw driver and a plier
for the plug disassembly
and a soldering device to remove the wires from the plug
lets get started
firstly remove this small screw to realese the special plug from the buffer tube
use a small cross Phillips screw driver
when you will remove this screw it will be more comfortable to remove the wires from the plug
next use the soldering device to melt the wire connections on the plug in each side
i will place my screw driver here to pull out the wire when the solder will melt
so just heat up your soldering device and melt the soldering on this side
as you can see the connection is loose and i can remove the wire from the special plug
hold the wire away from the soldered point because it will get dry very fast again
do the same procedure from the other side
lets remove now the second wire
try carefully to melt the connection point
and carefully pull the wire out with the use of a flat screw driver
the plug has been removed and as you can see the wires are free
unfortunately the wires have no enough space to work so just pull them a little with a plier out of the tube
next step is to install the small pins in any order you like
either the females on the tube or the males on the tube it does no difference at all
personally i will pick the best choise according to the size of the pins i have so it will be more easy to install
so for this side i will install the females because they are smaller and it is easier to install
slide the cable in the pin and the with your plier or with a special tool press the pin holders to hold the cable
find a good point and press it once to hold it in place and then try to press it from all the sides
take your time and make it as more stable as you can
this is how it looks when the holders are pressed down from all directions
now we have to insulate this mini connector with some shrinking wire wrap to avoid any electrical leak
we have to cover all the metal part of this wire
cut a small piece of shrinking wire wrap and place it on this point
the shrinking wire wrap has to be long enough so it will reach the wire insulation
we are done from this side and now i will do the same from the other side
the job is done from this side of the gun and now i have to install the male pins on the tamiya plug
and you will be ready to use your favorite batteries with the SOPMOD M4
using the same method, remove the cable insulation, install the pins and place some shrinking wire wrap on it
ok i have done it and it is ready to be used
the male pins are installed and i have placed the shrinking wire wrap so there will be no power leaks
the final step is to connect the modified plug with this tamiya adaptor and you are ready
if your batteries have deans connector you need only to place a male dean connector on this cable adaptor
and this is how it will looks after this modification
i have plugged my 8.4v NI-MH battery with a tamiya plug
with this simple modification you can use any type of battery on the SOPMOD M4
this is a very good modification because the original special purpose TOKYO MARUI batteries
are very expensive (40 to 50 euros)
and this price is for a simple NIMH battery and not for a good lipo battery
with this modification you can spend the half money for a good lipo battery
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Barb Wire - Erotica - Duration: 5:06.
Erotica
Romance
Erotica
Romance
Romance
Romance
My name is Dita
I'll be your Mistress Tonight
I'd Like to put You
In a Trance
If I Take you from Behind
Push Myself
Into Your Mind
When you Least Expect it
Will you Try and Reject it
If I'm in Charge
And I Treat you
Like a Child
Will you Let yourself
Go Wild
Let my Mouth Go
Where it Wants to
Give it Up
Do as I Say
Give it Up
Let Me have My Way
I'll Give you Love
I'll Hit you like a Truck
I'll Give you Love
I'll Teach you How to ...
UHH
UHH
UHH
I'd Like to Put you
In a Trance
All Over
Erotic
Erotic
Put your Hands
All over My Body
Erotic
Erotic
Put your Hands
All over My Body
Erotic
Erotic
Put your Hands
All over My Body
Erotic
Erotic
Once you Put your Hand
In Flame
You can Never be
The Same
There's a Certain
Satisfaction
In a Little Bit Of
Pain
I can See
You Understand
I can Tell
That you're the Same
If you're Afraid
Well rise Above
I only Hurt
The Ones I Love
Give it Up
Do as I Say
Give it Up
Let Me have My Way
I'll Give you Love
I'll Hit you like a Truck
I'll Give you Love
I'll Teach you How to ...
UHH
UHH
UHH
I'd Like to Put you
In a Trance
All over
Erotic
Erotic
Put your Hands
All over My Body
Erotic
Erotic
Put your Hands
All over My Body
Erotic
Erotic
Put your Hands
All over My Body
Erotic
Erotic
Erotica
Romance
I'd Like to Put you
In a Trance
Erotica
Romance
Put your Hands
All over My Body
UHH
UHH
UHH
I Don't Think
You Know what Pain is
I Don't Think
You've Gone that Way
I could Bring you
So much
Pleasure
I'll come to You
When you Say
I Know you Want Me
I'm Not gonna Hurt you
I'm Not gonna Hurt you
Just Close Your Eyes
Erotic
Erotic
Erotic
Erotic
Erotic
Erotic
Erotic
Erotic
Erotic
Put your Hands
All over my Body
All over Me
All over Me
Erotica
Give it Up
Give it Up
Romance
I'd Like to Put you
In a Trance
Erotica
Give it Up
Give it Up
Romance
I Like to Do
A Different Kind of
UHH
UHH
UHH
Erotica
Give it Up
Give it Up
Romance
I'd Like to Put you
In a Trance
Erotic
Erotic
Erotic
Erotic
Romance
Put your Hands
All over My Body
Only the One
That Hurts You
Can make you
Feel Better
Only the One
That Inflicts Pain
Can take it Away
Eroti - ca
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How to Get Biometric Passport Photos - Turkey - Duration: 4:24.
How to Get Biometric Passport Photos - Turkey
I was trying to pretend that I didn't know you were watching me
How are you all? And welcome to my YouTube Channel.
Now. Today I'm in Çengelkoy. Looking for a place to get my photographs taken.
And one of the requirements
Was. I have to have a Biometric photograph taken. Right
Four Biometric Photographs taken.
So, I hunted around and find
this place which was very hard to find
I was looking around trying to find this place. To get
my photograph taken. So I looked everywhere. I asked everyone and everyone was
pointing over there over there. I couldn't find it. And there it was.
Up there oops
And the only way to get up there was to go around the back. Upstairs and it's
behind another building up an alleyway but I found it. I'm here. So video. I've
already taken the video I've already been inside by doing this is the pre
after video. That I'm doing for you right like into the future or back in the
future. It doesn't matter. lol Hum. But check these stairs out.
Wiggerly little stairs.
Now just coming to film photography studio. And just ask them, that I needing some
photos taken
This is what I wrote
Very quick iI asked him. Should I come back? He said, come back in five minutes
They are very quick. I decided to stay and what a fantastic day. It looks like it's gonna
rain today
Didn't take long five minutes back in Auckland after
having my photograph taken to come back within an hour
never mind very cheap - only $20 all right
Thats all I paid $20 and they gave me more than just four. They gave me 10 photographs
I'll show you the photographs. I look really different without my glasses and
my hat. I look very different what a beautiful day
Here am I. In Müzelik. I should be at the other end of that fan so hot here. Take a look at these
photos. I don't normally like my passport photos taken but these aren't too bad
Wow
Have a lovely day I catch you guys again tomorrow. cause I download everyday take
care. See you. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow with my visa thank you.
How to Get Biometric Passport Photos - Turkey
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MIKU X MIKU ACTION | Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Future Tone | Live Stream - Duration: 41:32.
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Highlights | Crvena Zvezda - Sparta Prag 2-0 | HD Đurovski & Đurović | RTS - Duration: 4:02.
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How To Make A Lotus Flower With Paper Step By Step | Origami Tutorial - Duration: 6:53.
Welcome to Technical Objects
How To Make A Lotus Flower With Paper
full Step By Step tutorial for beginner
I know this Origami Tutorial will be very helpful to you.
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Red Elvises VENICE, USA: 0:33 - 0:54 - Duration: 0:22.
♪ Sweat is dripping, off my face ♪
♪ Dreams are melting, in the sun ♪
♪ I'm rolling down on BCH ♪
♪ Hare Krishna, here I come ♪
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CGIFarm - Automated Workfl...
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Construindo Elã - O SEGUNDO PASSO - Duration: 0:59.
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Colocando o Naída CI no Zephyr Dry & Store™ [Legendas em Português] - Duration: 0:37.
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Usando o Listening Check™ do Naída CI [Legendas em Português] - Duration: 1:01.
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mini Wavve_Gen Funcionando - Duration: 2:36.
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Beneficios de ser socios en Exclusive Traveler Club - Duration: 0:49.
Hi, good evening.
We're Rosana and Walter from Argentina
We're here at the club. It's our first time visiting Mexico
and we're really super happy and it's fulfilled all of our expectations, all of our dreams.
Yes, it's true. We're very happy with belonging to the club for three years.
It's our third trip as part of the club and the truth is that I recommend it to friends and everyone who is seeing this video.
It's highly recommended. The service from everyone and the concierges is excellent. Thank you!
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'Dunkirk' e 'Em Ritmo de Fuga' estreiam nas salas de cinema em Rio Branco - Duration: 3:22.
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Beneficios de ser socios en Exclusive Traveler Club - Duration: 1:10.
Hi, good afternoon.
We're Vivian and Carlos and we've been Exclusive members for about three years.
We've had a super good experience in regards to being members
Initially, we were skeptical, but from these three years we've already realized the benefits that being members brings us.
Besides the friendliness of its workers. The hotel is maravilloso.
We've really loved this experience of being here at Playa Maroma because before we were at Riviera Maya
but here it's amazing how wonderful the beach and hotel are, and, let me repeat, how friendly you all are.
So it's been a very spectacular vacation. We have to come to do it again.
Recommended.
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Bris Funny Fest makes you more popular - Duration: 0:37.
This would never have happened
if only they'd known about
Bris Funny Fest
coming to Brisbane
from the 2nd to the 20th of August
two thousand seventeen
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