[intro music]
Chase: Hey guys, it is me, Chaseypoo
Today, I am doing another PO box unboxing
Opening
Video
I just wanna talk about this shirt for one second
Bee-leaf
In yourself
Believe in yourself
I opened this up in the last PO box opening
And I forgot to mention who it was from, but I really like this shirt
I wear it like every day around the house
I wear it outside sometimes too, but it's a good, like, pajama shirt
But like who am I kidding, am I ever really, really topless? Hmph
The website is, I believe, Gender Bands dot com
So if you want to check out that, it's
Like a tran thing though, it's not like some random person
It's like a, it's for the community, community stuff
Fun stuff, yeah
Kay, so I'm not having a really good week
A really good two weeks, actually, lately
So, I'm hoping that
I start to feel better, but I thought maybe today would be a perfect time
To start opening up some of these packages that I've received in the last month
And I got a bunch of letters too, so I'm gonna go through those really quickly
And then we'll open up some of the packages together
And if you've seen all of my other PO box unboxing videos
And you've sent me a card or something and I haven't opened it
I open everything on camera
Almost everything, I think there's maybe like one
If it says "don't open it on camera," I'm not gonna open it on camera
Oh my god
Kay, one, this doesn't say who it's from
At all
And it wasn't even like
Like licked
These are two dollar tickets off
Of Ben & Jerry's ice cream
Oh my, do you know how amazing
This is? Oh my god
There's five, oh my god
This is dangerous
This is dangerous, I'm trying to be good
And not eat so much Ben & Jerry's
Because the vegan ice cream has now landed in Montreal, but oh my god
Whoever gave this to me, there is
They're in Canada, that's all I see
Oh they're in, oh
They're at Atwater
They're near me
That's weird
Somebody near me
Has given me this, strange
Thank you
Oh my god
[laughs]
Maybe next time I do an unboxing, I'll have Ben& Jerry's ice cream that I'm slowly sipping on
I went to Aaron's tattoo
Whenever he got his tattoo, whenever I post this video
And I walked, and it was an hour walk there, but I ate Ben & Jerry's ice cream
But I walked
But I was eating Ben & Jerry's vegan ice cream
But I walked [laughs]
By the way, I know you're dyslexic
And it can be tough reading letters out loud, so I recorded myself reading your letter and put it on Soundcloud
Woah
That's so sweet
Oh my god
I knew this was gonna be an emotional day
Because I don't really feel good today, and I was like, maybe if I read these today I'll feel better
But I know it's gonna end up with me like
Being really sad
Warning this letter is full
Of good vibes, and I really hope
I manage to
Put a smile on your face
Awww, that's so sweet
Okay, I'm gonna read it, it's very long so I'm just gonna read it
It says "Please kiss Beauty and Minou,"
Guess who's here? Beauty is here
Mwuah
Miron from France
Meh-roh
It kinda looks like Minou
I really don't know how to say your name and I'm French, I should know that, I'm sorry
Alright, I have a letter here from Emmy, or Ee-me
Emmy Fox
And it comes with a
I'm gonna guess a drawing, oh yes
Aww, it says "Chase Ross saved the bees,"
Buzz buzz, motherfucker [laughs]
I love the colour of this envelope, and I love that people are putting bees all over the envelopes
This looks like it's like an APA paper
Like you're giving me a sociology paper
James
Thank you, James from Oregon
Come visit, I will bring, make, you food
PS we have the bee, we have the bee
We have the best limes and lots of bees
I thought it said "We have the bee's lime,"
Oh my god, aww
What is this?
There's something in here
One of my favourite drinks
I thought that said "Clam," I'm super dyslexic
Anti-stress drink, aww this is so sweet
Oh and you gave me your email so I can thank you, oh this is so great, aww
Oh my god, I am very anxious right now
I just saw a car accident right in front of me, everyone's fine, it's okay, but still
Anti-stress, I'm gonna do this right after, oh my god, yes
And I have a letter here from
Logan
Please follow me on Instagram
I will follow you on Instagram
Awww
Awww
Sorry, I just
I just see like, this person's talking about surgery
They just got their top surgery date on August 24th
Oh my god, that's so amazing, congratulations, ahh
Oph, can't wait to read all these
Sorry that I'm going through these, this is how it goes with the PO box
It would take forever if I read all these on camera, but trust me, I read them all and I cry
Off of camera
Oh, this is a nice little card over here
Do you like my art? This is your art? Ohhhh
I thought this was like a card that ohhhh, hunty
I don't know what their name, oh
Looks at the first, "Hi, my name is Haley, I live in Houston, Texas,"
The writing is so cute, oh my god
I love this writing, not that the person is young, the person is like 25
But it's just cute, like my writing is really cute too, because it's
You know, not really legible
Come join us for a second
Ceremony and potluck reception
May 13th, ooh
In Otta wa, oh, who is this?
Oh my god
Just eloped
Who is, oh my goodness
Somebody invited me to their wedding? Did somebody just
Who is this?
Oh my god
[laughs]
Please RSVP by May 1st, so sorry, I just opened this today
And yeah, you're not supposed to know what day it is, but today is May 5th
For me
Oh my god, it's an
It's an alcohol-free wedding, lots of wedding people in drag
Oh my god, this is so cool
That's not the first wedding I've been invited to
Also, I like that they didn't give me like a name
I feel like maybe I talked to this person on Twitter, maybe?
I don't know
But it's just funny to me because I've been invited to like three different weddings
But usually people tell me about it
Oooh, what this?
Thank you, Drew
I just wanted to say "Thank you," first
Ah, I'm excited to see what is this, you are 16
And you started an Etsy shop to save for top surgery
Oh my god, that's so cool, it's called Drew's Tattoos
[gasp] These are tattoos
Oh my god, these are temporary tattoos
Aaah, go on Etsy
Drew's Tattoos, and if I forget to link it
Say it in the description so I can link it
Oh my god, this is so cute, oh my, you have business cards
And they're so, you're 16?
Yo, hunty, you are
Okay, so it's like the trans
You probably can't see, it's the trans colours and then there's a rainbow
This is so great, thank you so much, Drew
That's awesome
Okay, package time
[rustling]
Aww, bless
Enjoy your gift from Alex
These are, I don't even know what they're called
For your wheel, I just got myself a new bike
And my
What are these called? Spoons or something
Lifters, my lifts
For my, to change, my tires broke
If I need to change a tire, thank you so much, I needed this
Now, you see this package is already opened
Because I
Felt it and knew exactly what it was, I didn't look at the letter though
So
I love the content in your videos, keep doing what you're doing
Hope you enjoy your gift, from Norway
Thank you so much
Lana
And the gift, I will tell you why I opened it, is a cat scooper
And I opened it, because I needed to change the litter box and I could feel what it was in the package
[laughs and snorts]
Thank you
I like these dr-
[rustling]
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
This is from
It says "A N, maybe anon or anuts"
I am
So confused
Middle of nowehere, Arizona
Arizona? AZ
It's called the Law
And
I don't know what this is
Is this how people like try to promote their things? They like send me
Life is a gift from god, what the fuck is this?
Imma have to call Zusia up in here
Do people like send me their things so I can like, promote their things?
I mean this cost you 3 dollars of shipping, but 3 dollars of shipping to be in a Chase Ross video
I guess is worth it
What is this?
A classic blueprint for a free society
I'm confuse and there's no letter attached to that
So, thank you, what the fuck?
Oooh
A Jesus thingy
What is this? [gasp]
Oh my god
Yes
Oh my god
Yeh-heh-heh-heh
I'm a Canadian
And she has a disease
Oh my god, on one of my first vlogs
I'm bathing Beauty, and somebody wrote "You Americans
And bathing your cats
Cats don't need a bath, they're already clean and can clean themselves,"
And I wrote "I'm Canadian and she has a disease,"
Because Beauty has a disease, you need to wash her, she smells
She doesn't know how to clean herself
I'm Canadian and she has a disease
I am dead
Oh my god, I love this so much
I don't remember who sent this to me, but they sent it in a Facebook group, and I don't remember their name, so I'm so sorry there's no note
But oh my god, thank you so much
Oh my god
Oh my god
[rustling]
Oh my goodness
Hello, thanks again for ordering from, oh
[laughs] That's not
Oh, hello, this wonderful hat is a gift from
Elias
I hope you enjoy it
Oh my god
Also, loving the colour
Look at this
It's a bee with a knife emoji
Oh my goodness
I am
I am, I am
I am going to be wearing this, I am not a good
Hat-wearer, I don't really feel like I look good in hats
But it has a bee
[laughs] I look like a dad
[laughs]
But it has a bee on it, oh my god, literally
Buzz buzz, motherfucker, mmph
Hi, Chase, I am not transgender, but I've truly
Been enjoying your videos since finding you through Stef
Love your sense of humour
Much love, Sandra
Oh, Sandra, what'd you get me?
[gasp] Oh my god, yes
Yes
Remember on Christmas, I got an external hard drive? Well, that's already
Filled up, because I make so many videos
Oh my god, this is another external hard drive, thank you so much
Because I literally don't have anymore room on the other one
So, thank you
You know how fast this helps me edit
Everything, because I could just take everything off of my computer after I edit it
Oh my god, it's so good, oh there's another note
Hope you enjoy these
These? These?
What is th- [gasp] Oh my god
Aww, yes
These are nuun, the nuun tablets, I put these in my drink, in my water
When I'm feeling really low, really depressed, because it's like
A bunch of electrolytes, use this for
Training, for running and biking and stuff like that, cycling
But it's really good to
Put in your water when you're feeling like poop
Also, if you're hungover, I don't drink, but I know that it's very good if you're hungover
Thank you so much, Sandra
This is amazing, oh my god
Mmm, this package smells nice
Smells like there's like, soap in here
Op, there's literally soap in here
Chase, here's a care-package for you
I know that you've been really stressed lately, I hope this box of wellness helps
Aww, Noelle, awww
Yes, this is so sweet
I follow you on Twitter, we talk
On Twitter
This is like, what is this?
If I wear the hat like that, is that better?
Lavender blend for men, shower gel
This is what smells good
Mmm, mmm
Ohh, this is a candle, it's a healing candle
La-la-laven-lavandin orange and tangerine
Oh my god, this is like the best smell I've ever smelled in my life
You wanna smell it?
Oh my god
Includes matches, oh this, the incest match? The incense, oh my god
These are incense matches?
Oh my god, you burn them and they just burn
[gasp] That's so awesome, oh my god
What is this? You're obsessed with lavender
Oh my god, this is lavender bath salts
Someone's obsessed with lavender
Unless lavender has a very good anti-stress quality, but I'm not-
Oh my god, what is this?
A drawing for you
Oh my god
Well, hello there, friend
Aww, there's a bee, there's Minou and Beauty
Oh my god, I look so good
Ugh, why is the white- there you go, oh my god
This is so good
I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna start putting all of the drawings people send me
I'm just gonna put them in the back and this will be like my
Opening
Section
And then I have a letter, which again
I will read after I
Exit this
Oh my god [laughs]
What is this?
Notes on a banana
Did you literally get me this because it-
Of a memoir of food, love, and manic depression, oh my god
Oh my god, and it has a banana on it, how perfect is that?
When you're literally a banana and you're depressed
And you dissociate and fly out of your peel
Oh my god, this is so great, I can't wait to take a look at this
When I finish my thesis
Oh my god
[sighs]
Thank you so much
[laughs]
[sniffs]
Chase, from one YouTuber to another
With love, your ally, Jenna Williams
Can you imagine if that said Jenna Marbles, I was about to-
Jenna Williams, Jenna Williams, I'm gonna have to check that out
EcoArt plaque, what is this?
Oh my god, this is so cool
It's a cat
Oh my god
This is awesome, okay I have
Too many amazing things that I need to hang up
And I need to just
Like figure it out and
And just put it up, because this is so cool
Oh my god, this is so cool, where's that candle again?
[sniffs and laughs]
Okay, and I have
One last package over here
Alright, this is a big package
And I had to carry it up while it was raining
So that was fun, but I think I know
What this might be, because I don't have anything big on my wishlist
And this says it's from Amazon
So, that's a pretty good indicator
Don'tya think?
What the hell?
Jesus
Hey, Chase, I've been watching your videos since
2012ish and wanted to get you something
In return, enjoy, Alex
Pronounced Al- Al-eeks
Al-eeks
Sorry, [laughs] Al-eek
Okay, Amazon, Jesus christ
Dare me to get into this bag?
After I open this up
Whatever this is
[sighs]
[exasperated noises]
It is
Oh my god, yes
It's a fucking indoor trainer
Ah, for my bike
Because it rains often
And sometimes I have too much anxiety and can't go outside
And it's a bike trainer, so I can just put my bike on it and just peddle
But like having a stationary bike at home
But I use my bike so I don't have to buy like a
500 dollar stationary bike
So that's really, really
Really great
To have, isn't it?
[sniffs]
Remember that time I tried to put myself into a suitcase while I was in Slovakia and Poland, whatever
There we go, I'm kind of in
Maybe if I- there you go
[laughs]
Who wants to have Chase Ross shipped to them?
Shipped to them
Ah, god, I'm hot, okay
I am done, I have opened everything
Thank you so much for bearing with me
And being patient with these openings
I have with these, openings, okay
I love you all so much
These things were absolutely amazing and did make me feel better
Um [sniffs]
If you wanna check out any of the
[sniffs] I'm sorry, this smells really good
If you wanna
Send me anything, like send me just a letter or anything like that, a post-it
A smiley face or whatever
Or a random book about law, to promote your book, whatever
The address is in the link in the description below
Hope you guys have a great, great, great week, week, week
I am very anxious right now, so I'm gonna go and
I'm literally gonna go and light this candle, I love you so much, have a great day
Thank you again to everyone, seriously
Thank you so much
To everyone who sent me something, I am so
[sighs]
I don't even have words to explain how
Fucking touched and moved I am right now, okay
So, I just wanted to say thank you so much
I love you guys so much, have a great day, I'm gonna start crying now, bye
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