Ranking Every John Cena WrestleMania Match From Worst To Best
Recently, as you'll probably know, John Cena has been looking for his Road to WrestleMania(™).
Nakamura ended his hopes of winning the Rumble, Strowman ended his hopes of winning the Elimination
Chamber, and AJ Styles continued to be AJ Styles at Fastlane.
With no other options available, Cena remembered that he is in fact Big Match John - and could
probably just call out a lucrative opponent of his choice. He did just that, and has now
set his sights firmly on The Undertaker.
The Deadman is famed for the remarkable quality of his 'Mania matches. We all know about
the classics with Batista, Edge, Michaels, Michaels, Triple H, Triple H, and CM Punk
- as well as his heartbreaking loss to Lesnar at WrestleMania 30, one of the most impactful
'Mania moments of all time.
When it comes to John Cena, however, his WrestleMania history isn't quite as memorable. Sure,
he's headlined five of the bloody things, but you don't hear about Cena's 'Mania
exploits as often as other massive stars like Hogan, Savage, Austin and Rock.
That's right, we don't feel as though John Cena is getting enough attention - which
sounds a little bit ridiculous, I admit. So, in the build-up to WrestleMania 34, we're
going to take a look at all 13 of his previous 'Mania matches, and rank them from worst
to best.
So strap in for a rollercoaster of title wins, title losses, very bright t-shirts, and a
massive dose of hustle, loyalty, and respect.
Also I just checked the stats - there's not going to be any title losses. Cena has
never lost a title at WrestleMania. How very surprising, I know.
I'm Adam Pacitti from Cultaholic.com, and this is our ranking of every John Cena match
at WrestleMania!
Join us.
13. John Cena vs. The Miz - WrestleMania XXVII Remember that time the main event of WrestleMania
turned out to be an angle setting up the following year's main event? That was quite interesting,
wasn't it?
No surprises here. The worst match of Cena's WrestleMania career is this sadly underwhelming
showdown with the Mizzard of Oz. Cena and Miz closed the show in 2011 with whatever
the opposite of a barnburner is, and actually wrestled each other to a double-countout in
the main event of WrestleMania. That surely can't have been the finish,
right? Right! WWE actually gave us something much worse, as The Rock interfered to blatantly
screw Cena and set up his own marquee showdown with Big Ol' Jonathan. The message was clear:
this match isn't too important, so make sure you buy a ticket to next year's show
instead! It was truly frustrating, and also tarnished what should have been Miz's big
moment.
As a side-note, The Rock wasn't a special guest referee or outside enforcer, or anything
like that. He was the host of WrestleMania! We didn't see the New Day crash Reigns vs.
Undertaker last year, although the more I think about it, the more I'd quite like
to have seen that happen…
12. John Cena vs. The Rock - WrestleMania 29
You know how we were just talking about Rock vs. Cena, the match set up by brutally sacrificing
the main event of a different WrestleMania? Well this...isn't that one. The original
was actually pretty okay, so we'll talk about that in a little while - but the sequel
is another story entirely.
WWE got a little bit cheeky in 2013, offering us exactly the same main event as the year
before - a match they'd originally billed as 'once in a lifetime'. Their second
encounter was the least-necessary sequel since Grease 2, and was flawed in three key ways.
Firstly - the build-up was very predictable. Everybody knew WWE wanted to book Cena vs.
Rock again (because the first match made lots and lots and lots of money). This meant that
the road to WrestleMania was a very straightforward one, as Cena steamrolled the 2013 Royal Rumble,
and Rock brutally ended the mammoth title reign of CM Punk.
Secondly - the match itself wasn't as good as the first. We'd already had the novelty
of Big Match John and Big Match Dwayne in the same Big Match, so this one lacked a certain
sparkle. Also, Rock unfortunately suffered an abdominal injury midway through, rendering
him a lot less mobile than one year prior. Finally - everybody knew the result before
it actually happened. We'll talk about this when we cover Rock/Cena 1 later on, but all
you need to know is that somebody got their win back. That's just how wrestling works
sometimes.
Also, have you seen Grease 2? What a disgrace.
11. John Cena vs. JBL - WrestleMania 21 WrestleMania 21 is also commonly known as
The Big Double Torch-Pass, or it should be, because I just made that up and I think it
sounds fun. As the nickname implies, this event saw a changing of the guard in two separate
matches. Batista absolutely destroyed Triple H in the main event, wrenching away the World
Heavyweight Championship and dominating one of the biggest heels in the history of wrestling.
It was wonderful. Cena was also on the receiving end of a passing
of the torch, only imagine the torch was a lot smaller and didn't really light properly.
Yes, just before his OVW classmate powerbombed Triple H into oblivion, Cena was getting absolutely
battered by JBL.
Ultimately John won, and began his first ever WWE Championship reign - but it was hardly
an emphatic victory. Instead we saw Cena take a lot of punishment for the best part of 10
minutes, only to OVERCOME THE ODDS right at the last. It was a feelgood moment, and the
Cena-hate hadn't yet set in, but this match was totally overshadowed by the main event.
10. John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse - WrestleMania 33
This was a house show match with a marriage proposal at the end - but that doesn't mean
it wasn't fun.
WrestleMania 33 was a show of big matches, from Reigns vs. Undertaker to Rollins vs.
Triple H - and even Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar with maximum finishers enabled. But the entire
card couldn't have consisted of huge showdowns, and Cena took a backseat role with surprising
ease.
Teaming up with real-life girlfriend Nikki Bella, John faced off against fellow real-life
couple Miz and Maryse. That sentence makes me sound like I've never been in any sort
of meaningful relationship in my life.
Despite the risk of being distracted by somebody he'd done kissing with before, Cena managed
to form an effective team with Nikki, and they picked up a feelgood win. He then stood
in the centre of the ring, dropped to one knee, and nailed a sick spineroonie in honour
of Booker T.
No of course not. He dropped to one knee and proposed to Nikki, a moment which was quite
unfairly booed by a hefty portion of the crowd. Thankfully the pair didn't seem to mind,
and although it's hardly seen as the most impressive Cena match at WrestleMania, it
certainly played a role on the show.
9. John Cena vs. Big Show - WrestleMania XX Every story has a beginning. Hogan teaming
with Mr. T at the first WrestleMania. Undertaker beating Jimmy Snuka to go 1 and 0. Danny and
Sandy meeting on the beach and falling in love at the start of Grease.
Cena's WrestleMania story began in 2004, with a US Championship match against Big Show.
Like a more casual version of Hogan vs. Andre, this match pitted a musclebound superhero
against a monstrous heel, and culminated in a big feat of strength.
Sadly the match wasn't that great, but like Hogan vs. Andre, it didn't have to be. It
kicked off the show with a simple story of good vs. bad, and ended with the impressive
visual of Cena hoisting Big Show onto his shoulders for the FU. Remember when it was
called the FU? It's funny in hindsight isn't it? Like calling something the You're Rubbish
or the I Dislike You Very Much, Please Go Away.
(Before you get excited and start to correct me in the comments section, I know the FU
got its name because it was similar to Brock Lesnar's F5. I already know this).
8. John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt - WrestleMania XXX
Between WrestleMania 27 and 29, Cena played a very important role indeed. He main evented
all three shows, twice in an inter-generational showdown with The Rock. At some point, he'd
have to take a step back - and that occurred in 2014.
WrestleMania 30 was the site of Daniel Bryan's amazing triumph, and the end of The Undertaker's
legendary streak. The rest of the show was very good too, but everything outside of those
two storylines understandably had to fall in line. One of these lesser matches saw Cena
take on Bray Wyatt in a pretty bizarre feud. The cult leader was attempting to force him
to embrace his dark side, despite Cena being the physical embodiment of good, and the man
who constantly preaches hustle, loyalty, and respect.
And despite Cena having the same feud with Kane two years earlier.
The match was a fairly good one, but did Wyatt no favours at all. Many fans were excited
to see whether Bray would tempt Cena into turning heel, but John resisted Wyatt's
taunting throughout and beat him clean as a whistle.
7. John Cena vs. Rusev - WrestleMania 31 As we've just discussed, WrestleMania 30
saw Cena feud with a popular upper-midcard heel, defeating him despite it being the far
less interesting outcome.
Eager to freshen things up and give Cena a new lease of life, WWE booked something a
little different the following year. WrestleMania 31 saw Cena feud with a popular upper-midcard
FOREIGN heel, defeating him despite it being the far less interesting outcome. USA! USA!
This match is best remembered as the one where Rusev made one of the best WrestleMania entrances
of all time, coming to the ring in an actual tank. Was I the only person surprised by the
size of the tank? I knew tanks were big, but I didn't think they were that big. Was that
a particularly big tank? Or has my mental image of tanks been wrong my entire life?
Leave your thoughts in the comments section down below, and don't forget to SMASH THAT
LIKE BU-
Cena beat Rusev clean, and again the match was a good one - but did leave a lingering
feeling of wasted potential. We've ranked this one slightly ahead of Cena vs. Wyatt,
because Rusev losing to Cena didn't feel quite as disappointing. WWE really made us
think Bray could get into his head the year before, but instead he lost because he just
didn't have as much courage or muscle mass.
6. John Cena vs. Edge vs. Big Show - WrestleMania XXV
This one was quite strange.
Edge and Big Show were engaged in a very messy heel vs. heel feud for the World Heavyweight
Championship. It wasn't a simple case of Edge holding the gold and Big Show wanting
it. There was also a convoluted love story which involved Vickie Guerrero cheating on
Edge with Big Show, but Edge never really loved Vickie anyway, and was only using her
to further his position in the company - so who were we supposed to root for here!?
The answer was, predictably, John Cena. Cena strolled into the feud like Poochie onto the
Itchy & Scratchy show, instantly making the WrestleMania blowoff a triple threat and giving
us a solid babyface to cheer for. Or boo, because modern wrestling is weird like that.
The match was fun, or as fun as a match can be when it's on the same card as that Michaels
vs. 'Taker epic. We saw Cena lift Big Show and Edge simultaneously for a double Attitude
Adjustment, although Edge scampered away before he could finish the move. To help you understand
what an amazing feat of strength that is, lifting Big Show and Edge at the same time
is like lifting a grizzly bear and Edge at the same time.
Cena won the match, and the World Heavyweight Championship in the process. It was okay,
but the best is yet to come…
5. John Cena vs. The Rock - WrestleMania XXVIII The first installment of Rock vs. Cena was
certainly the better of the two, and also one of the biggest dream matches in WrestleMania
history. Alongside Hogan vs. Rock, Sting vs. Triple H, and Dino Bravo vs. Ronnie Garvin,
this match is remembered as one of the biggest in terms of sheer star power.
Although hardly one of the best 'Mania main events of all time, Rock/Cena 1 exceeded expectations.
Mr. Johnson proved that he hadn't lost too much of that in-ring explosiveness, and delivered
in a way many weren't predicting him to be able to.
The biggest strength this match had in its favour was shock value. To the delight of
non-children around the world, Cena actually lost. After years of mercilessly pounding
his younger, fresher opponents into dust, he finally suffered the same fate himself.
Cena's cockiness was his own downfall, attempting to steal the People's Elbow only to wander
straight into a Rock Bottom. Silly, John. Very silly indeed.
4. John Cena vs. Randy Orton vs. Triple H - WrestleMania XXIV
[To the tune of KC and the Sunshine Band's 'Give It Up']. Randall Randall Keith,
Randall Keith, Randall Randall Keith! Nana nana nana nana na na NA. Randall Randall Keith,
Randall Keith, RANDALL RANDALL KEITH!
That's right, this match wasn't so much about Cena as it was Randall Keith Orton.
Just a month away from changing his theme music and embracing the voices in his head,
young Randy walked into this triple threat as WWE Champion - and walked out with the
belt still in his possession.
You'd think a WrestleMania title match featuring Cena, Orton, and Triple H would be remembered
a lot more than it is - but this match rarely ever gets mentioned in discussions about any
of the three men involved.
It's a shame, too, because this was a lot of fun. Orton picked up the victory by punting
Triple H in the head, before choosing to cover Cena because he'd just taken a Pedigree.
And, as we all know, in the land of professional wrestling, a Pedigree can sometimes be more
devastating than a straight-up kick to the temple.
3. John Cena vs. Batista - WrestleMania XXVI I do not envy John Cena or Batista at WrestleMania
26. The pair were tasked with going out and putting on a WWE title match in front of 72,000
people, directly before the gigantic rematch between Undertaker and Shawn Michaels.
All things considered, Cena and Batista did a fantastic job. Their match was kept relatively
short, clocking in at around 13 minutes. That proved to be a very wise decision, not just
because of the epic encounter that was set to follow, but also because it kept the action
fresh and exciting throughout.
Many title matches have tried to go too long, with unfortunate consequences. Just look at
Orton vs. Triple H at 25, or the T-Birds vs. The Scorpions at Thunder Road - one of the
more disappointing moments in Grease if I'm being brutally honest.
Cena and Batista kept the formula simple and it served them well. The ending sequence was
particularly memorable, as after trading finishers, Cena reversed a Batista Bomb into the STFU
for a clean submission victory.
2. John Cena vs. Triple H - WrestleMania 22 Say what you will about Triple H burying younger
wrestlers, but The Game was never afraid to put someone over on the grandest stage of
all. Except for in 2000 where he probably should have lost to The Rock. And in 2009
where he probably should have lost to Randy Orton. And maybe even in….[abrupt cut]
Triple H has often lost when appropriate, from tapping out to Chris Benoit in the middle
of the ring to letting Batista powerbomb him through the middle of the Earth. He also did
so at WrestleMania 22 against Cena, cementing John's rise from 'very strong wrestler
who doesn't lose often'' to 'fleshy Transformer'.
The final moments saw The Game trapped in an STFU, only to struggle and reach the bottom
rope. He then attempted a Pedigree, only to be caught in another STFU and forced to tap
out in the middle of the ring.
Even though many people probably expected Cena to retain his title in this match, there's
a certain transcendent quality to beating Triple H so decisively. He is, after all,
the final boss of WWE - and so few have managed to beat him so comprehensively.
1 - John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels - WrestleMania 23
In the latter years of his career, Shawn Michaels had two favourite hobbies. The first was cementing
his legacy as one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. The second was besting Triple
H in WrestleMania matches.
We might remember their bouts against The Undertaker more vividly, but HBK and The Game
also tried to outdo one another against John Cena a few years prior. Were it not for Shawn's
uncanny ability to beat his best friend at everything apart from 'being tall', that
WrestleMania 22 match would have topped this list.
Instead, that privilege goes to Cena vs. Michaels at WrestleMania 23 - yes, just one year after
Triple H tried his very best. This bout was longer than the previous year's main event,
and carried an altogether more epic feel. If Cena vs. Triple H was the ultimate example
of John overcoming the odds, this match was early evidence that he could have great back
& forth contests as well.
Cena won, which really did annoy a lot of people, to be honest. Fortunately for their
blood pressure, HBK got his win back a few weeks later in that insanely long match on
Monday Night Raw.
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