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This...
I think we need to put in a bag.
And hold here?
Yes
Oh, do not even put in your backpack.
Ready! Let's go?
Let's go.
This time our adventure is here in Italy
Where the true Napolitan pizza is made
I am meeting my family
we recently got in touch
They are from Poggiomarino a municipality that is 30 minutes from Napoli
and five minutes from Pompei and Mount Vesuvius
When we arrived at my uncle's house we had no idea it was a
big place and the house had a lot of animals
Look how cute ...
Gosh, there are a lot of animals in this house
It will be a lot of fun for sure.
Let's go I am sure there will be amazing landscapes
Let's go!
We are in Sorrento
and today we will ride the Amalfi Coast!
that's why is so cool to do bike trips
Look, the sharp turns, huh?
Wow ...
Oh my Gosh!
Heck, the guys know how to do sharp turns
The bike guy.
Now take the picture, huh Luli?
No, not now, it's a climb.
Good morning, Salerno!
Yesterday we made the Amalfi Coast, which is here, oh.
And we here in Salerno.
And today we already heading to the heel of the Italian boot
Buon Giorno, bello, bella
She knows all the way
Tutto!
Now for Batipuglia
It was not Batipuiglia.
No, Batipaglia
Batipaglia till Potenza
From Naples in this bike?
Yes!
After too much urban landscape
we arrived at place in peace.
The guy over there said that here was "finishi".
But the watch
The watch
Suunto does not lie
It says it's here, look
Suunto knows everything.
And the guy do not come after us,
because we will go through here.
She is pushing, let her push
she will ask for help soon, wait a minute.
There is a light on the horizon.
Wait It will not turn, we here
Oh gosh, wrong turn
Aww
Are you there yet?
Yes everybody is here.
I will confess, tandem on downhill is not easy, really!
I know I brake a lot, but the weight is too heavy
Or is left here
Are you looking to the map?
We will cross the river again
No, not yet, wait, still here.
No, still here,
Google tells you that is here.
We are believing!
That does not appear on the map here.
I do not know if it's that other one
It's like this, when we make these trips,
we look where there is a "bed and breakfast"
Moment we are lost!
Uauaaaaaaaa ...
We are in the middle of nowhere and will continue in the middle of nowhere!
It is there, right?
OK!
Wow, man!
It desapear, and there is a hell of a climb
in this easy terrain
Suunto, every time you mark a flag
It is the track end
I marked the Hotel, now we need to see if it exists.
Hotel,
Airbnb
No
No
He said that we are in destinho.
Sinale, right?
No, non prego
Internet?
It is not here, right?
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The Supreme Court's two big gerrymandering cases, explained - Duration: 3:19.
This year the United States Supreme Court agreed to hear two cases to address how
electoral districts are drawn.
Both of these cases are a big deal — for different reasons.
Each case is about 'gerrymandering,' which is the practice of drawing district lines
with the purpose of influencing an election.
But one case deals with racial bias.
And the other with partisan-bias.
So, what's the difference?
Racial gerrymandering occurs when mapmakers use race to draw district lines without a
good reason to do so.
These reasons are addressed in the voting rights act of 1965.
It was signed into law to ensure fair representation of minorities — particularly black people
in the South.
The Act created a legal basis for the federal government to step in if a state denies or
dilutes voting rights for a racial group.
This has led states to create some districts with a majority of minority voters.
They're intended to give those groups some degree of representation in Congress.
And that plan largely worked.
In 1964, only 5 congressional districts had black representatives.
Today, that number stands at 49.
In Cooper vs. Harris, the Supreme Court determined that North Carolina disenfranchised minority
voters in 2 districts when it redrew its maps in 2011.
The new map introduced minority communities to districts 1 & 12.
The state argued that they did this to comply with the voting rights act.
But the court determined that neither district actually satisfied the provisions that they
claimed.
So they ruled that the districts were unlawful.
This meant that North Carolina had to re-draw its congressional maps ahead of the 2018 election.
So that's a case of racial gerrymandering.
The Supreme Court will also hear a case on partisan gerrymandering.
Partisan gerrymandering occurs when a map is drawn to decrease the influence of a political
party.
You can see a likely case of partisan gerrymandering when you compare the popular vote of an election
with the number of seats won.
In 2016, Maryland elected 7 of its 8 congressional seats to democrats.
But the Democratic candidates only earned about 60% of the popular vote.
So that's a good indication that the maps are based in part on political affiliation.
The case of Gill v. Whitford deals with a similar disproportion of seats to popular
votes — only this time in a state legislature, skewed to favor the Republican party, in Wisconsin.
This decision is highly anticipated because it gives the court another chance to define
how much partisanship is too much when it comes to redistricting.
Distinguishing between partisan and racial gerrymandering can be difficult, since minority
voters tend overwhelmingly to vote democrat.
And the Voting Rights Act features some rules that were meant to be temporary, but have
been extended.
But gerrymandering verdicts are watched closely by lawmakers and advocates alike, as
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HiHo Kids Food Fight!! - Duration: 3:40.
(laughing)
(growling)
(classical music)
- All right, here we go.
No peeking.
Okay, stop there.
Okay don't look behind you.
- Why is there napkins around us?
- One, two, three.
We're having a food fight.
(screaming)
(laughing)
(screaming)
Okay, everyone freeze, everyone freeze.
Everyone freeze.
All right, you guys, that was round one.
Round two, you get to go and take two handfuls.
- Yes.
- [Woman] Now, everybody attack Austin.
(screaming)
(classical music)
(screaming)
- Oh, I stepped in a cupcake.
(laughter)
- [Woman] Now everybody attack Crystal.
(screaming)
(classical music)
Okay, now everybody attack Helena.
(screaming)
All right, now everybody get Ethan,
everybody get Ethan.
All right, all right, all right,
everyone freeze, everyone freeze.
Who's having fun?
- I am. - Me.
- [Children] Food fight, food fight.
Food fight.
(classical music)
(laughing)
- [Woman] Okay wait, wait wait wait wait wait.
One, two.
Three.
(yelling)
- This is the messiest thing we ever did.
- And this is for you, Crystal.
(classical musical)
- Oh!
Okay.
(yelling)
- Woo.
Crystal.
(laughing)
(yelling)
(yelling)
All right, all right, all right.
Let me out.
Oh my God.
(screaming)
- [Children] Food fight, food fight,
food fight, food fight,
food fight.
Thank you for watching.
- Awwww.
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Casually I live in Miami city
and the markets open at 9:30 am
West time, or 8:30 Center time,
indifferently the time for us change
or not remember that it always going to be 9:30 am west time.
We started to trade at that time,
I personally trade from 9:30 to 11:00 am
in that time I finish my day,
I already made what I had to make.
We have people like Superman,
great Master trader
trader that trade the whole day,
but we recomend
you to start the trade in a short time
and then you can increase the time frame of trading
if you want to trade the whole day, ok.
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Accounting for Beginners #48 / Example of Negative Draw / Shareholder Distribution / Accounting 101 - Duration: 9:10.
yo yo yo what up CPA strength here it's going to be a little bit different one
I'm filming like in the middle of the afternoon at my office
so there's definitely passers-by the outside the office I can help I'm doing
so I'm just going to try to act like a normal human being which is hard for me
so that interesting caveat away what are we doing today
oh listen I got a little tired of tired of inventory we did like seven or eight
inventory I just feel like doing of your question for this video so I hope that's
okay and let's get into this this is of my
classic series accounting for beginners number 48 number 48 of the classic
series and it is a viewer question and it the question is what is an example of
a negative draw very good question what is a negative - I thought was such a
good question I decide to make a video if you want to see the best playlist in
the world I'll link it over here this is the card this is this will make all your
dreams come true all you're going to do is watch the entire playlist maybe watch
it twice sometimes seriously though sirs if we're talking about what is an
example of a negative draw that is the question I think we have - everything
builds on each other with this accounting which is great hasn't changed
in 500 years so I know you're trying to better yourself you're trying to learn
accounting and I think I think you're preaching to the choir I'm a CPA I think
it's a great skill to have even in this economy where a job that looks stable
now why not be stable but every business is always going to need an accountant to
deal with the money it's always going to be money involved in the business and
that's what every business tries to do is make money enough of this once again
thank you for trying to better yourself thank you for supporting the channel ah
give a like if you love the grind that I that I'm doing here we're uploading
Monday through Friday if you have you noticed that that's a
new schedule for right now all right so let's go negative drop we're going to
talk about negative throats talk about draw talk about my mapping system DC a
blur debit/credit a set draw expense liability equity revenue now I circle
draw because the question is about a negative draw so most of this video or
at least half is you know a good portion video we're going to talk about what a
draw is because that that in my opinion I'll help explain what a negative draw
like if you know what the normal is then a quote-unquote negative draw and I have
that in quotes down here because it's just kind of a my lingo I don't think of
you would say to you would have a balance sheet chart of accounts that
would have net the negative with draw a chart of account is all saying so oh so
if you know the normal what a normal draw is the reverse of that would be a
negative draw one of the six boxes one of the there's three positive debits
three positive credits and one of the three positive debits is a draw that's
one of the boxes one of the six boxes pretty much everything can go into an
accounting so one of the six boxes is draw this what we're talking about right
now now a draw can be the same as with draw a kind of what I think draws short
for is just withdraw if you're generally like a business like a corporate
identity distribution if you have a c-corporation it'd be called a dividend
taking money out of business account for personal reasons that's a draw all these
things are the same all these things are really a draw and now I made this kind
of big in the middle trying to key in on this the question is negative draw so I
want to talk about what a regular draw does
now a draw reduces equity that's a normal drop see how you can see that all
these things all these things reduce reduce equity that's where these these
items the shareholders tribution a dividend they would show up on the
balance sheet and a balance sheet is assets equal liabilities plus equity
right that's the balance sheet and then a draw is taking money as in the
business out of the business it's not an expense it's not a revenue no no it's
just money that you're taking out and in certain situation you know all the
situations are different but that's what normal draw is now here's an example of
a normal withdrawal and a normal draw your taking cash out of a business
forever all these reasons for this reason it's a S corp you're taking out
twelve hundred dollars from the business that's a normal withdrawal right normal
think about normal withdrawal you're taking it look normal and you're going
to have damaged hair holder distribution right because your draw Celts going up
this will be a draw Sharyl distribution see these are all draw us for $1,200
even your credit would be cashed because you're taking out twelve hundred dollars
from your from your bank account now the bank account or the cash account doesn't
care why or whatever it just knows that there's twelve hundred dollars leading
out of the account so that that's easy you know follow the cash is easy so we
have her journal entry right how do you know if your credit comes out lots and
lots and lots of cash videos but this one is attached leaving the account so
cash is an asset positive debit so you're going to have the cash leaving
the account will give you credit testily so that's that's a this is a
illustration or this is an example sorry of a normal withdraw now now I think can
get to the question if a normal withdrawal is taking cash out of the
business and here is your journal entry for a normal withdrawal now what is a
quote-unquote negative draw this is our question here let's get to it okay think
about a negative draw if a regular draw produces equity or reverse probably
maybe increases equity okay you're putting money into the business yeah if
a normal normal win draw is taking cash out of the business a negative draw a
negative width draw would be putting money into the business right negative
will drop putting caps into the business and I think this is in quotes because
this is an example of a negative withdraw but I don't you wouldn't call
it a negative withdrawal even though that's what you it can be or that's what
it could be called you would most commonly call it putting cash into the
business okay so you know it's like and then why why it is so that would be a if
you're putting cash into the business for the negative withdrawal putting cash
into the business is a debit because cash is an asset and it's positive debit
so you know it'll go right here particular example over negative
withdraw or putting cash into the business in this particular example it's
a journal distribution so you're taking you know there's not not much money in
the bank account you're putting this money back in so you just reversed it
and I think that's a good example just reversing these right here anyways
this was counting for beginners 48 thank you for following with everybody can you
believe it we're almost at the halfway 100 every every video is another another
homage to all my critics to everyone who ever said I was not good enough where
anyone who ever said I was stupid uh anything anybody who ever had anything
negative to say about me this my classic series is my is my answer
deuces
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Humorous History: The Endnotes - Duration: 3:41.
Welcome to the Endnotes, where I put all the fun facts I can't fit into the main videos!
Today, an extra bit of information from my video about what is a Recipe — and if you
haven't seen that yet, click on the card.
When I talked about ancient medicine in that video, I mentioned the basics of the theory
of the humours—so here's a little more about those four humours.
Let's start with blood.
The Greeks called it haima, from which we get words such as hemorrhage the "bursting
forth of blood" and hemoglobin a component of blood.
The Romans called it sanguis, one of two main words for blood, this one for blood inside
the body, which gives us words such as sanguine, the temperament associated with this humour.
By the way, the other word for blood cruor refers to blood from a wound, coming from
a root that meant raw flesh, and is related to such words as crude, cruel, pancreas, and
raw.
In case you're wondering, our English word blood comes from a root that means "swell,
gush, spurt" (lovely), and in turn from a deeper root meaning "thrive, bloom".
Blood was associated with the spring and the element air (of the four classical elements
of earth, air, fire, and water).
It was associated as well with the liver (makes sense), and was considered to have the qualities
warm and moist (again, makes sense).
The next humour, yellow bile, was called by the Greeks kitrini khole, the word khole giving
us choleric, the temperament associated with yellow bile, and also distantly related to
the word yellow.
Bile we get from the Roman term bilis.
According to the humorists, yellow bile was associated with summer, fire, and the gallbladder,
and was considered to have the qualities warm and dry.
Excess of yellow bile could produce aggression and anger
Next, black bile in Greek is melaina khole, from which we get the word for the corresponding
temperament melancholy.
That first word melaina, by the way, comes from Greek melas meaning black, and also gives
us the word melanin.
Black bile is associated with autumn, earth, and the spleen, and was considered to have
the qualities cold and dry.
Black bile was thought to produce depression, or what was called melancholy.
And finally we have the phlegm or phlegma in Greek, which was associated with winter,
water, the brain and lungs, and was considered cold and moist.
Unsurprisingly it produced the temperament phlegmatic, a word we still have with the
sense of apathetic.
By the way, phlegm comes from a Proto-Indo-European root that means "burn, shining, white",
which perhaps oddly gives us the colour words black and blue, as well as the more obvious
bleach and blond.
This etymology may seem at odds with the associations of cold and moist, but probably has more to
do with the colour.
So the ancient or medieval physician / cook would have to keep in mind all these association
when preparing food.
So for instance a winter sauce would used hot and dry spices such as mustard, ginger,
pepper, cinnamon, and cloves to keep one healthy in those cold months, but such hot, dry spices
would be avoided in the summer.
If a patient was reckoned to have an excess of a particular humour, foods with the opposite
qualities would be prescribed.
So the proper menu had to include the appropriate recipes, and the right food was just what
the doctor ordered.
As always, you can hear even more etymology and history, as well as interviews with a
wide range of fascinating people, on the Endless Knot Podcast, available on all the major podcast
platforms as well as our other YouTube channel.
Thanks for watching!
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Baby Food + MORE Steve and Maggie English Stories for Kids | English Speaking with Wow English TV - Duration: 11:11.
Oh hello, hi.
Me and Maggie are cleaning the house today.
We're starting with the windows.
Come on.
Come and have a look.
What a nice clean window.
But hey…
Maggie, is your window clean?
No and I want to play.
Hi there.
Big Steve is boring.
Ha, but I've got an idea.
Yeah!
Hey a smaller Steve could be more fun.
Abracadabra!
Hihi.
Haha.
Hey, baby Steve.
Let's play.
Oh, oh no.
What are you doing?
You can't taste the window.
Abracadabra!
Hey Steve, what are you doing?
Just cleaning the window Maggie.
Haha.
With your tongue?
That would be crazy.
Oh Maggie, look.
There's your teddy bear.
Tidy up this mess.
Oh, oh.
Abracadabra!
Haha.
Yeah baby Steve, you can play with my teddy bear.
It's soft to touch.
Yeah.
Oh, hey.
Don't eat it.
No, don't eat it.
Abracadabra!
Does it taste good?
Taste?!
TASTE?!
I didn't taste it.
That would be crazy.
No, I just touched it.
With my fingers.
Not with my tongue.
No.
No, so hey.
Really?
With a teddy bear you can play with it and you can touch it.
With your fingers.
Yeah!
Not your tongue.
No.
Oh, taste it…
Hey, I can hear some music.
Can you hear the music?
Yeah?
Ok, say with me.
"I can hear it.
Hear it, hear it."
Again.
"I can hear it.
Hear it, hear it."
One last time.
"I can hear it.
Hear it, hear it."
It's getting louder and louder, oh it hurts my ears.
Oh, Maggie.
Stop playing with that radio.
Help me tidy this house.
No.
Abracadabra!
Come on baby Steve.
Yeah!
Listen to music.
Yeah!
And dance.
Oh, no.
Stop it!
Abracadabra.
Haha.
Silly Steve.
What am I doing?
Does it taste good?
Maggie, are you using Maggie magic again?
And being naughty?
Oh oh.
Yeah, sorry.
Abracadabra!
Oh, a flower.
Thank you for the flower Maggie.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Hey look.
I've got a flower and I can smell it.
It smells lovely.
I can smell it.
Smell it.
Smell it.
Hey, does it smell good?
Oh no!
Achoo.
Oh no, Maggie.
I am sorry.
No problem.
We can still have fun.
Abracadabra.
Haha.
Let's play!
Bleah!
I don't want to taste it.
Let's play.
Bleah!
I don't want to taste it baby Steve.
Stop it!
Bleah!
Oh, Abracadabra!
So Maggie, does the flower taste good?
Haha.
Naughty baby Steve.
Come on, let's stop being silly and clean this house.
Oh, what a mess, back to work.
I want to have fun.
Maggie, off you go.
Bleah!
The flower didn't taste good.
No!
But now, it's snack time.
So let's give big Steve some baby food.
Haha.
Abracadabra!
Yeah.
Hey, I am hungry.
What can I have to eat?
Try some baby food.
Ohhhhh…
Ewww!
Oh, Maggie.
Does it taste good?
Taste good?
No!
It doesn't taste good.
Hey, do you want to taste it?
Yeah!
Taste it.
Taste it.
Taste it.
No?
No.
Oh, just wait until I catch that naughty, naughty bird.
Maggie.
Maggie.
Abracadabra.
Haha.
Hey, faster baby Steve.
You can't catch me.
It's Steve and Maggie.
I like apples.
Oh, wow.
Hey, hello.
Hi.
Oh, look.
What is it?
Yeah.
It's an apple.
Oh.
Do you like apples?
Yeah.
I like apples.
Oh, I love big red juicy apples.
Delicious.
Hey, wait a minute.
Where's the apple?
Oh, where's the apple?
Where's that delicious red apple?
Oh, hey look.
Up there.
What is it?
Yeah.
It's a pear.
Hey look.
It's a pear.
Haha.
It's a pear.
Say with me.
It's a pear.
Oh dear.
But hey.
Do you like pears?
Oh yeah.
I like pears.
Hey, say with me.
I like pears.
I like oh pears.
Oh where's the pear?
Where's the pear?
Oh hey.
Have you got my pear?
No?
Sorry.
Hey, what is happening today?
Oh look.
Oranges.
Hey.
Come back.
Oh no.
Now there aren't any oranges either.
Oh but look.
There is one left up in the tree.
Look.
Look.
What is it?
Yeah.
It's an orange.
I like oranges.
Do you like oranges?
Yeah.
Look.
It's too high.
I can't jump.
No.
I have to climb.
Right, let's climb the tree.
Aha.
I like oranges.
I like oranges.
Hey.
Say with me.
I like oranges.
I like oranges.
I like oranges.
Oh hey.
That was Maggie.
Maggie!
Come back you naughty naughty bird.
Oh, Maggie.
Maggie magpie.
She's in trouble now.
Maggie took my orange and my pear and my apple.
Auu.
Hey, what's that?
Oh, look.
And what's up there?
What can you see?
I can see a banana.
A big yellow banana.
Oh, I like bananas.
So, I have to get there before Maggie.
Time to climb.
Yeah.
Oh pfu.
I'm here and Maggie isn't.
Look at my lovely big yellow banana.
Oh no.
Maggie!
Hey.
Come back..... auu.
Maggie's been a very naughty bird.
Where is she?
Maggie!
Maggie!
Oh, hello boys and girls.
Do you like fruit salad?
Yeah.
Look, I've made a delicious fruit salad for me and Steve.
Maggie!
Maggie!
Hey.
They you are.
Maggie, you took my banana, my orange, my pear and my apple.
Really.
Why are you so naughty?
Naughty?
I was a naughty?
Look, I've made a delicious fruit salad for you.
For me?
A fruit salad?
Oh.
Thank you.
Yeah.
It looks delicious.
It's Steve and Maggie.
Oh.
Sorry.
But oh.
It's delicious.
Yummy.
What is in my tummy?
What is in my tummy?
Chocolate.
Chocolate.
Yummy yummy.
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Chocolate.
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Chocolate.
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Chocolate.
I've got chocolate in my tummy.
Yummy.
What is in my tummy?
What is in my tummy?
Cheese.
Cheese cheese.
Yummy yummy.
Cheese cheese.
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Cheese cheese.
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Cheese cheese.
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Cheese.
I've got cheese in my tummy.
Yummy.
What is in my tummy?
What is in my tummy?
Milk.
Milk milk.
Yummy yummy.
Milk milk.
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Milk milk.
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Milk milk.
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Milk.
I've got milk in my tummy.
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I'm full.
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Building a sundial
Day 1
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A film by Filip Skubacz
Other contributors – Marie Czabaun
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A Sonu...!!!
Tula mazyavar bharosa nahi ka?
Nahi ka?
Sonu cha baap kasa Taklya..!!
Taklya..!!
Taklya la avdtat Chaklya..!!
Chaklya...!!
Chaklyancha Aakaar kasa gol gol..!!
Gol Gol..!!!
Sonu tu Mazyashi god bol..!!
A sonu..!!
Tula mazyavar bharosa nahi ka?
nahi ka?
Sonu chi Maay kashi Dhepsi..!!
Dhepsi...!!
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Pepsi..!!
Pepsi cha aakar kasa gol gol..!!
Gol Gol..!!
Sonu Tu mazyashi god bol..!!
God Bol..!!
Sonu..!!
Tula Mazyavar Bharosa nahi ka?
Nahi Ka?
Sonu cha Bhau Kasa Lamboo..!!
Lamboo..!!
Lamboo La avdte Limboo
Limbo
Limboo Cha Aakar kasa gol gol..!!
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Sonu Tu mazyashi God bol..!!
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Hi my name is Luca and we're going to be taking a tour of the new Enable Ireland Children's Centre in Bray
This is Reception.
The receptionist sits here .
This is the waiting room
This is the universal bathroom with a shower
In this room this is where children might see the doctor
And in this room this is where younger children will go to see their therapist
This is the gym where people do physio
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of Monsters and Mushrooms, Ch 6 🎙️ Funny PostApocalyptic Short Story Audiobook 🎙️ by Lesley Herron - Duration: 20:44.
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Sci-Fi and Fantasy Short Story Audiobooks.
Of Monsters and Mushrooms By Lesley Herron
Chapter 6, Pholiota
"Okay, okay!
Would you rather...," Attila paused, pressing his face against the cold bars of his cell
door.
"...have a turnip for a head or a potatoes for feet?"
The three of them had been separated into different cells, and spent their days, and
nights, whittling away their boredom with silly games.
The first couple of nights the questions were sane and logical, things that could happen
in normal circumstances.
Like 'would you rather lose your right hand or your left foot?'
Vel didn't find that one amusing.
But now, after many nights, it had become a sort of competition to see who could ask
the dumbest questions.
Errik leaned his head back against the stone wall of his cell.
After a moment, deep in thought, he let out a soft chuckle and replied, " Potatoes for
feet.
Because if they got dirty, I could call them 'mud spuds'!"
His chuckle turned into outright barks of laughter at his own, terrible, joke.
Vel, locked in the middle cell, dragged his mechanical hand down his face in anguish.
He had not joined them in playing the game.
Not once had he answered their absurd questions.
Yet despite that, any minute now they would repeat the question to him as if he hadn't
heard it the first time or that he had shown -any- interest in this game whatsoever.
Perhaps if all the cities out there used this tactic of torture, no one would commit another
crime, anywhere, ever again.
"Vel...Vel!
Turnip or potatoes?," Attila called out, tapping the front of his boots against the
metal bars to get his friend's attention.
Vel rolled his eyes.
"I've told you, I don't even know -how- many times -today-, that I am.
NOT playing!"
If he had known this was how it was going to be, he would have left his brother and
the idiot in the forest to be eaten by that Quarranthium.
"Turnip.," Errik muttered.
Vel couldn't decide if his brother was answering the question for him or if it was an insult.
He rolled his eyes, unable to keep his temper any longer.
"Sure!
Because then I wouldn't have ears and I wouldn't have to listen to you two and your dumb game
of questions!," he snapped.
Attila, who was busy thinking of his next riddle, didn't seem to notice Vel's response.
He stifled a chuckle when he finally pipped up.
"Would you rather...be insanely popular with the ladies, but constantly grumpy or
single and always happy?"
"Ew."
Errik pulled a face that the question as he shook his head.
"Single."
Vel gripped the bars of his cell with both hands and could feel the metal crunch gently
against the pressure of his mechanical one.
These questions, in all their unfathomable stupidity, were not good for his head.
His migraine flourished into a constant dull ache, throbbing against his skull.
Perhaps if he escaped, the guards would do the humane thing and put him out of his misery.
"Alright.
I got one.
Would you rather have...cave fish for breakfast everyday for the rest of your life, or just
one more jar of gummies?," Errik asked, unable to wipe the smile from his face.
Attila responded with a long drawn out groan.
"Ugh.," Vel began, moving to the other side of his cell.
"Don't bring up the damn gummies."
He wrinkled his nose before using the back of his hand to cover his face.
"It -still- smells like fruit punch in here."
"I don't wanna play this game anymore.," Attila whined.
After consuming several pounds of gummy fruits just prior to getting locked up, he had experienced
the unforeseen consequences of a high fiber diet.
The single bucket in the corner had been nowhere near adequate.
The sound of Errik's laughter was not loud enough to mask the sound of Attila dry heaving
in the corner of his cell.
Vel looked down at his mechanical hand.
His brain began to calculate the exact force needed to drive one of his fingers through
his skull.
"Step away from your doors!," boomed a voice from the doorway.
Errik looked over to see Frankie lumbering in, his fat fingers fiddling with his ring
of keys.
"Hey Frankie!
How's it goin' ?" Frankie ignored the question as he jammed
a key into Attila's door first, unlocking it.
He then did the same for the other two.
"Keep your mouths shut and follow me.," he snarled, as he led the way down a different
corridor.
"Where are we going?," Errik asked, keeping his distance.
"I said keep your mouth shut!"
The air steadily grew colder, as Frankie led them further down into the very bowels of
the world pillar.
They passed empty hallways with faded portraits, locked and barred doors, several spiraling
stairwells that seemed to lead to nowhere, and through an amphitheater sized room filled
with an army of jewel encrusted skeleton statues.
They continued down several flights of stairs and passed several heavily guarded rooms,
before Frankie finally stopped at an extremely old and ornate door.
Judging by the grin on his face, this was probably the gallows.
He pushed against the door and shoved the others inside.
It was not, in fact, the gallows.
Or even a dungeon.
They stepped out into an indoor forest, a landscape cleverly fashioned to hide the edges
of the room from view and give it an illusion of never ending.
The ceiling disappeared above them, and the darkness there was broken only by tiny pin
pricks of light.
Leafless trees towered over them, each branch draping long thorn filled vines across the
ground, which was covered with a colorless grass.
The landscape was dotted with various species of shrubberies, each one similarly lacking
pigment save for their glittering iridescent berries.
It was like a charcoal drawing brought to life.
There was even a pair of featherless albino birds.
They strutted by, their heads and tails held high, as if they were insulted by the presence
of commoners in their forests.
The reason for their sudden impromptu walk in the woods became apparent.
Sitting in a dainty metal chair, at an even daintier table, was Lola.
Her red velvet suit was a vibrant display of color among the monochrome tones of the
forest.
At the sight of them, she got to her feet and approached Frankie.
"Ah!
Franklin!
You have arrived.
I was beginning to wonder if perhaps they were giving you hard times?"
Frankie tried to hide the childish smile that appeared on his face.
"Oh.
No miss, they were no trouble."
Lola offered the guard a mischievous grin at his words.
She placed two of her four hands on either side of Frankie's face, tapping them gently.
"Oh good."
She leaned in and kissed him on each cheek.
It was more of a lick than a kiss, really.
"Thank you Franklin.
You may wait outside.
I will call when we are done."
Frankie nodded and retraced his steps out of the forest, trying desperately to hide
the deep shade of maroon his face had turned.
He stepped out of sight and just beyond ear shot.
Attila could swear he heard a high pitched giggle coming from that direction.
Lola turned her attention back to the three as she reclaimed her seat.
Her syrup-y manner dropped as she said, "Sit."
Attila and Errik had hesitantly dropped into the tiny metal chairs.
Vel, however, remained standing, his hands folded before him.
He studied her, calculating her reasons for the secluded visit.
But more importantly, he was silently working out and escape or two.
"Why are we here?," he asked, his voice breaking the silence at last.
The featherless birds gave loud shrill whistles before they fled into the depths of the forest.
"I -said- sit.," Lola ordered, returning Vel's icy glare with one of her own.
Even Vel couldn't match Lola's glare.
He relented, falling into the last fragile chair.
Lola picked up an ancient looking ceramic cup, lapping at it's contents gently, before
turning her attention to Attila.
There was that mischievous smile on her muzzle again.
"Ah, myshka.
I have managed to get you council before Madam Whisper."
Vel narrowed his eyes.
"Why would you do that?"
Lola gave Vel a short sniff, before huffing in his direction.
"I do not like him.
He asks far too many questions.," she told Attila as her cold stare remained locked with
Vel's.
Attila gave a nervous chuckle.
"Oh.
Well.
He grows on you.
But, uh, if you don't mind my saying so, how -did- you manage that?
And also...who -is- Madam Whisper?"
Lola set her cup down.
"I forget that you dwell on the surface.
The Madam is ruler of the Under Well.
For three hundred years, the city has known only the cruel hands of tyrants.
But when the Madam arrived, she took down the oppressors and the city has known 'peace'
since.
I have known her ever since, and she has known my family for even longer.
And I have asked her, just for you my myshka, to personally see to your case."
Lola patted Attila's knee affectionately.
"She has agreed."
"Oh!," Attila exclaimed, his face lighting up.
"Does that mean she'll let us go?"
Vel gave a halfhearted laugh.
Lola shrugged, picking up her cup again, her eyes flickering back towards Vel.
"I suppose that depends on you.
Just.
Don't let the angry idiot speak for you."
Vel clenched his jaw.
Crime boss or not, no one speaks to him that way.
He opened his mouth to respond, but received a sharp kick to his shin from Errik's direction.
Attila beamed.
"Wow.
Lola.
Thank you!
How can I ever repay you?"
"Next time you are down here, you invite Lola.
She will bring many gummies to feed you as you tell her your tales!"
Perhaps it was because wolves are partially colorblind, but Lola didn't seem to notice
the shade of green that Attila's face had turned.
He nodded his head furiously while keeping his hand pressed against his mouth.
"Oh.," he started, his voice muffled against his hand.
"Oh.
That sounds...wonderful.
I can't wait."
His words were forced, as if each word took a great amount of effort to say.
"Franklin.
You may take them from me now.," Lola called, waving down the guard.
"You come see me after this, and perhaps we can share some company.
And perhaps some dessert."
Back into the heart of the pillar once more, down another abandoned corridor, and finally
up a teetering flight of stairs before they stopped at a large golden door.
Frankie pushed against it, and it creaked slowly open, the sound of which reverberated
around them.
"You will not speak unless spoken to.
You will limit your questions.
If you make any wrong moves or unwanted actions, the court will end you.," Frankie directed,
his baritone voice rattling the dust around him.
He shoved them into the room, one by one, and shut the door behind them.
The room was long and devoid of any notable fixtures or decorations, with an extremely
high ceiling.
The floor was a bare and unvarnished marble.
There was, however, a rich purple runner, layered in dust, that ran the length of the
room.
It stopped two feet in front of a towering golden chair.
The throne looked as if it had been made from the remains of a graveyard, and then dipped
in gold.
A story was carved into each gilded bone, with details of serpents and sun gods laid
with gems and jewels.
On either side of the throne were two large onyx statues carved into the forms of colossal
skeletons.
One was blindfolded, and held a set of scales in one hand and a dagger in the other.
The other had a hand clasped around a large snake and wielded a sword.
Most curious of all, Attila thought, was the limp figure propped up in the seat of the
golden throne.
Another skeleton, draped in a fine gauze, as if to keep the ancient bones together.
It was adorned with fine linen armor, a towering gold headdress and glittering jewelry.
"Heh.
I guess you could say it's...dead in here.," Errik said over a giant grin.
"That's two.," Vel replied through grit teeth.
He had a wearied look in his eye and a chill apparent on his skin from the sheen of cold
sweat.
He knew what was coming.
"What is this?
Is this like some automated Justice system?," Attila asked, leaning forward to get a good
look at the skeleton.
Vel turned on his heel in response to a rustle on the runner from behind them.
The others couldn't see her, but he could.
He watched Madam Whisper effortlessly, and completely unaware that he could see her,
glide towards her skeletal body.
The other two might have noticed the gentle rush of air, or perhaps even the ripple of
her linen armor, but Vel didn't call it out to them.
He didn't need anyone else knowing what he could see.
He said nothing as he watched the goddess of the deep slip into her body as if she were
merely zipping up a coat.
"Who among you speaks for the others?"
A voice like a chill wind across an endless stormy sea reverberated off the walls.
Attila and Errik ceased their chattering to look upon the pile of bones.
No longer a pile, Madam Whisper was sitting upright with her hands folded in front of
her.
Her joints creaked with every jarring movement and the fabric of her linen armor moved on
an eerie wind that no one felt.
The rumors were true.
Vel stared passed the bones at the creature within.
She was not a creature of the Otherworld, not an undulating mass of shadow or a bug
like entity, but she did share their talent for invisibility.
She defied the conventions of form itself, and if Vel had to describe her, it would be
the shape of tempered rage.
"Uh...hello, Bone...uh...Lady?,"Attila said shakily, taking his hat off in respect.
Vel buried his face in his mechanical hand with a low groan.
An audience with the most ruthless, bloodthirsty ruler the Under Well had ever seen, and they
had Attila as their spokesman.
"My name's Attila.
I think my friend Lola talked to you?"
Madam Whisper stood, her body moved in uneven jerking motions, like a poorly constructed
marionette that lost some of it's strings.
She towered of them, the tallest point of her golden headdress scraping the ceiling.
Her spine gave two mighty snaps as she lowered herself, at the waist, to come eye to eye-socket
with Attila.
"Ah, yes.
The Great Slayer of the Forty."
Vel had to give Attila credit.
He didn't even flinch.
He may have paled a shade or two, but he kept his lopsided smile in place.
"Heh.
Yep.
That's me.," Attila replied, his voice trembling.
"Slayed all Forty.
Well, twenty.
My razor bear handled the rest.
Sort of."
Vel closed his eyes and exhaled slowly through his nose.
This wouldn't end well.
Madam Whisper reached out and grasped Attila's poncho between two bony digits, inspecting
the fabric closely.
"You...are not what I expected."
She let the fabric drop and she slowly began to circle him.
"But, to be fair, the Lady has never sent me someone who did not meet my...needs."
Attila couldn't decide if he had been complimented, insulted, or served up like a dessert.
"And...uh...what might those needs be?"
The grinning skull gave a rattling laugh, like a dry wind over sun baked sand.
"Yes.
She did say you were different.
Where most would tremble, you jest.
Where most would beg for my mercy, you speak your mind."
"Or he's just an idiot.," Vel blurted out before he realized what he was doing.
As soon as the words left his lips, he instantly regretted it.
Errik gave him a desperate 'what the hell?'
look as he backed away.
Madam Whisper spun on Vel, her true form swirling and frothing within her surrogate body.
She straightened up to her full height, the light of the room dimming as she blocked it
out.
"Your servants are ill mannered.
Shall I reprimand this one by disemboweling him?"
"Whoa!
Servant?," Vel bristled, his brow arching in disbelief.
"I am no one's -servant-."
The two onyx skeletal guardians sprung to life, their massive stone bodies creaking
with the effort to move themselves across the room.
And before any of them could register what was going on, two very real, and very sharp,
swords were aimed at Vel's neck.
The skeleton Queen beamed with delight.
Errik gave his brother a pleading look.
"Dude, just keep quiet!
You're going to get us killed!," he whispered angrily.
Attila stepped between Vel and Madam Whisper.
"No!
No.
No.
That's okay.
He needs his bowels.
Besides, if you kill him, I'd have to go find another servant, and who has the time for
that.," he chuckled nervously.
"Am I right?"
He gave her a pleading look.
"Very well.
He may live.
But your servants shall return to their cells."
She snapped her fingers, a sound like the breaking of massive branches.
The two guardians withdrew their swords and returned to their prior resting posts as Frankie
entered the room.
"I will make you this offer, little slayer.
Come join me in my chambers, and we shall discuss what services you may render unto
me to regain your freedom."
Attila scratched at his eye patch nervously.
"Uh.
I'm good, thank you though."
Another resounding crack echoed throughout the room as Madam Whisper cocked her head.
"Do you mean to deny me?"
Vel grabbed Attila by the poncho, tugging on the fabric hard, and hissed into his ear,
"If you don't do this, I will-" "Kill me, right?
I'm sorry man, but no!
I'm not into silfs."
Attila pried his poncho from Vel's hand , and straightened it out.
Errik grabbed Attila's other shoulder.
"Come on, man.
Would rather sleep with a giant skeleton for one night, or spend the rest of your life
in a jail cell?"
Attila sighed.
There was no use arguing with the 'would you rather' game.
This is part 6 of an ongoing series by Lesley Herron.
Of Monsters and Mushrooms is a crossover fanfiction of a project in the works by Author J.D. Wiley.
She took a couple of his characters and combined them with her own.
I thank you for bearing witness to my tale, but it is far from over.
If you should desire the chance to hear more, then subscribe.
I am Madam Whisper, and that is all for today's Tall Tale TV!
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Nashville Burger Week @ Jack Brown's Beer & Burger Joint - Duration: 2:34.
I'm at Jack Brown's Beer & Burger Joint.
It is a chain but a very small one, and they are here in Nashville fortunately for Nashville
Burger Week!
We're going to check out their burger Danny Laruso which is the burger du jour today!
We're inside.
We've ordered already.
It is a jalapeno jelly and cream cheese concoction which sounds awesome, and I'm excited to try it!
It should be coming out soon.
There's not many people here yet.
It's a popular place so you gotta get here early!
Or stay a while.
We have got it.
Lookie here!
This is some of the awesomeness right here.
It's really succulent. The cream cheese comes through.
A little bit of a kick to the jelly, but it's mainly sweet, and it's very, very, very savory.
It is awesome.
This is an awesome burger.
This makes me really happy!
So the question is...Is this one of the best burgers in Nashville?
It might be.
It is at least up there!
It's just a really good tasting burger.
That's all there is to it.
Onion mayo-y aioli sauce that was in this...it is gone.
It is absolutely jet gone.
We ordered a fried Oreo.
It's super hot so we're going wait for a second on this one, but just a cap on a great meal!
Also really good.
Nice end-capper.
We're done.
That was one awesome burger, and so check out my other videos if you haven't.
Like this one, comment below, and let me hear all about what you think about this place
and tune in next time.
Until we have another burger or something!
Or something else, and I will see you next time.
Until next time--that went on a long time--toodles!
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