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-How does it work? -I'm about to explain.

Paula will turn it on after she's done installing it.

You'll find a small switch. It's small, but you'll find it.

Follow the coordinates it indicates

and you'll find the Commissioner and the reporter.

-Got it? -Yes.

Very well.

What's up, Loco? Surprised to see me?

You're supposed to be dead, man.

Just missing in action, buddy.

I though you were dead, you old dog!

That's my boy!

I can't believe it!

I wasn't dead! I was living it up!

This is my son.

-How are you? -Pleasure.

You faked your own death? That's brilliant!

And here I thought you'd run out of tricks!

Your dad's a genius.

You know where Well... no, not really.

At least I haven't seen them at mass.

and I refuse to let her die.

Then you should take her to a hospital!

I doubt they'll perform electroshock therapy on her,

but I think that's the only solution.

I can't just go to the hospital.

I'm a wanted criminal.

-You know what? -What?

-That's your problem. -Well, it's our problem now.

What do you mean?

One, two... three.

Don't let go no matter what!

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What is it?

Oh, sh--.

How can it be?

I saw him shoot her.

Kill her.

I don't have my gun. I'll go get it.

Here, use mine.

Where should we drop off the merch, sir?

He must've found a way to fool you.

But why?

<i> Hello?</i>

Aren't you going to say anything?

So he didn't kill her.

Apparently not.

Elvira's alive.

Maybe...

Maybe it's an old picture, boss.

You think so?

I think you already knew... she was cheating on you.

-Hey. -What?

believe me, I'd do the same to make her transition

as smooth as possible...

and we're not even close.

Last days? What do you mean?

The drug is still taking effect.

The drugs she was injected with did permanent damage,

damage that cannot be reversed.

He's made too many mistakes lately!

It's easy to blame him, right?

You were right next to Lalo when he shot Elvira.

Oh, I get it.

I see where you're going with this.

Yeah.

Lalo had me fooled, too.

Chilo's still an idiot.

He was the last to find out

that his wife was cheating on him!

That could happen to anyone.

You never realized Yolanda wanted to reunite with Gerardo.

-That's why she escaped! -Hey!

Watch your mouth, punk.

but I don't know what to do.

How will I sneak this into his wallet, though?

Don't panic, Paula. Calm down.

Impossible.

I don't think I can do this, Erica.

I won't come up with anything to do it.

Please come and help me.

It'll be easier if we work together.

No way, I passed by the other day to "drop off some papers."

until the woman running it passed away.

Distribution then fell apart.

Yeah, setting up bakeries was a smart idea...

but there are better ideas out there.

Oh, really? Care to illuminate us?

Your son's clearly never set foot in a prison before.

No. So?

Who'd get you whatever you wanted in prison?

The guards.

Exactly!

And who are Mexico City's guards?

-Who? -The police!

You already have two big fish on your side.

The commissioner and the Anti-Narcotics captain.

You don't even have to hire anyone else.

That's ridiculous.

For that to work,

we'd need the entire police force on our side.

Not just three random guys.

Are you stupid?

This guy's a genius!

Give me five!

Let's pump these idiots full of coke!

Hey, son.

Our Mexico City issue is resolved.

Let's do this!

You're a g--damn genius!

Why would you He's ksay that?ight,

I thought you wouldn't try that.

Why not?

She's complicating things for us, alright?

And I literally have the solution in my hands.

I'm the one who's injecting her with that muscle relaxant.

I could inject her with something else.

Yeah, but I'd have to get the drugs.

Well, you're the one who knows everyone.

You can try getting a good dose of heroin.

Heroin?

Don't be so dramatic, bro.

She's as good as dead anyway.

We'll be sparing her a lot of suffering.

Her and her family.

Think of it as euthanasia.

Don't kid yourself.

You're not doing this to spare them or her anything.

Do you know why you're doing this?

If we don't do something, we're f-----.

Things aren't going to work out the way she thinks,

Suggesting? Did it sound like a suggestion?

That would imply getting a lot of people involved.

Keeping it secret would be a lot harder then.

No, man. Don't be dramatic.

The cops helping us distribute the drugs

don't have to know what they're doing.

They just have to be good at following instructions.

But we'd have to involve people from other divisions.

So what?

What do you mean?

We're not their bosses.

You aren't, but the Commissioner is

and he's working for us.

That's why he's so important. Right, sir?

You're right, but we wouldn't be able to do much.d.

...and I'm very excited that we'll get to start our own now.

-I love you. -I love you too.

It went really well.

Just a second. I'll be right there.

I don't like the way my father's treating you one bit.

That's the truth.

I don't like it either, sir, but he is the boss.

No.

You're one of our best men, if not the best.

Someone like you doesn't deserve that.

Thanks, boss.

I'll be honest too.

What the boss is doing to me is unfair.

I've been loyal. More loyal than a dog.

Elvira and that bastard Lalo were the ones who betrayed us.

You got that right.

My father's becoming aggressive with everyone around him

and that worries me.

He trusts Loco too much

and look at all the power he gave Yolanda.

He's giving free rein to people who haven't earned his trust.

He's going to get us in trouble.

He's losing control of the business.

Yeah, boss, but what can we do? He's Centaur.

I can do something and I will.

I just need to know who I can count on, and who I can't.

Sure thing, sir. You've always counted on me.

I'm glad.

Not a word of this to anyone. Understood?

Yes, sir.

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Oh, no.

Mom, calm down. Do you know who I am?

Calm down. It's your daughter, Cristina.

-Did you get your shot? -Get back!

-I will. -Don't hurt me!

-Don't lock me up! -I won't!

Mom, calm down. Did you get your shot?

-Mom, put that down. -No!

-Mom! -No!

Dad!

Dad! Lucho!

The kitchen!

Dad!

What happened? Why were you yelling?

Take Dolores back to your father's room!

You're not helping!

Bringing those women here was a terrible idea!

Enough! Turn that damn music off!

And you shut up!

I don't take sh-- from anyone, not even my own mother.

Watch it.

Oh, really? Why?

What are you going to do? Huh?

No Atencio tells me to shut up,

much less a f-- like you!

What?

Wait.

Are you alright?

Boss.

He's okay.

F--.

Keep f---ing up...

and I'll blow your brains out.

Get him out of here before I kill him.

-Get him out! -What are you doing?

-Come here! -Easy. Enough.

You're dead.

Yolanda?

Yolanda!

What... what are you doing?

Yolanda.

Hey, calm down.

Get back!

Look at me. It's me.

-Calm down. -Stay back!

Please calm down.

-Stay back! -Calm down.

We're at the parking lot in Carlos Pellicer.

Let Lalo know.

Let's have one more. What'd you say?

Yeah.

Calm down.

No!

Hey! Let her go.

Help!

Calm down. Please calm down.

Yolanda, calm down!

-Help me! -Stay out of it!

-Help! Let go! -Calm down.

-Let her go! -He wants to hurt me!

She's my wife. Calm down.

She's delusional. She doesn't know...

I'm not your wife, you son of a...

Easy!

-Hey! -What?

I'm done.

Thank you.

What a night.

It's weird that there are only three.

Three?

Three shots.

Ana had one ready before Yolanda had her episode.

There should be two left.

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A Transgender Volleyball Players' Path to an NCAA Women's Team | Identify - Duration: 13:54.

(IN 2016, THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

RULED THAT TRANSGENDER ATHLETES

COULD COMPETE WITHOUT UNDERGOING SURGERY.)

(THIS POLICY MADE HISTORY IN THE SPORTS WORLD,

WELCOMING A NEW GENERATION OF ATHLETES

INTO THE OLYMPIC FAMILY.)

(CHLOE ANDERSON WAS RECENTLY ACCEPTED AS AN NCAA ATHLETE.

SHE WILL BE ONE OF THE NEWEST MEMBERS ON THE

UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA SANTA CRUZ VOLLEYBALL TEAM.)

(THIS IS HER STORY.)

The best way I can describe it,

when I was a kid, and it's your birthday

and you have your cake with all the candles in front of you,

and people always tell you to make a wish,

and blow out the candles,

well, I cannot explain why it was my wish,

but I had always wanted to be a girl.

It was just something that I had always wanted.

(IDENTIFY)

(LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA)

(AUGUST 17TH)

(AFTER TWO YEARS AT SANTA ANA COMMUNITY COLLEGE,

CHLOE IS PREPARING TO LEAVE HER HOMETOWN AND TRANSFER TO UCSC.)

I would say volleyball came very naturally to me.

It really helped me get through high school.

A lot of high school, I was not having a very good time.

- How've you been? - I'm good.

I've missed you.

I've missed you too, my little baby.

You want to have some lunch?

- Sure, yeah. Sounds good. - OK.

So that's Chloe's graduation picture.

- Haven't seen that very often. - No.

Chloe, you know, through middle school and stuff,

super athletic and everything, which was great,

but Chloe barely made it through high school.

I mean, seriously, by the skin of her teeth.

When I hit middle school, I started to get really sad

because I realised that

I was hitting puberty, and I absolutely hated

the way my body was changing.

I wanted, you know, to be more feminine.

I wanted to be a girl.

Looking back, I had absolutely no care about anything.

I didn't want to be at school, I had no desire to do homework.

I ended up getting kicked off the volleyball team

my junior year, because my grades had dropped so low.

I realised that what I was feeling was being transgender.

I really just didn't want to exist.

- You want a Coke or something? - Sure.

- Yeah, I'll take one. - OK. Here.

Is that a... What is that, grapefruit juice?

Grapefruit juice.

Mind if I have some of that with the Coke?

No. Whatever you want.

When I came out to my mom, it was pretty funny.

I came out immediately after getting off the plane

from when I was living in Texas.

I was picking Chloe up at the airport,

and that's when Chloe told me,

"I've got to follow my true essence

"of who I am as a person."

You know of course you're like, "Uh, what?"

As a parent you're wondering, "Oh, my gosh." You know?

Initially she was really upset and I think confused,

and she didn't have a very positive initial reaction,

and it took her a while

to really come around to accept me.

I'm going to miss you being gone, I mean,

it's been tough and you need some support, and...

I'm definitely glad that you've been there.

A lot of issues I've had over the years.

Once Chloe talked to me, and I was able to embrace it,

and I stopped trying to convince her to not do that,

and I just stopped making it about me -

cos it's not about me,

it's about Chloe and living her best life,

and then I saw the wonderful things that she was doing...

How could you not support somebody

to be their best person in life?

She was the first major supportive family member I had.

So are you getting excited to play volleyball and...?

Yeah, I think it'll be...it'll be fun. It'll be an experience.

It was pretty nice to have my mom being supportive.

She came out to a few of my volleyball games,

and it was great.

She's a very loud whistler,

so it's very easy to spot when she's at a game.

- Love you. - I love you too.

- Drive careful. Bye.

Transitioning has definitely had a lot of ups and downs.

I've had some of the lowest lows since starting,

and some of the highest highs since starting.

It's...been a lot of mixed feelings.

There's a lot of people

that made me not feel like I was welcomed,

and there was a lot of average everyday things

that made me feel like I was distant

or in a different world than everyone else.

(SANTA ANA, CA COMMUNITY COLLEGE)

(HIGHLIGHT FOOTAGE)

I originally wanted to play for a college team.

When I realised I was doing fairly all right

in a community college team,

I figured that I'd try and push for an NCAA team

because it's taking it to the next level,

and it's trying to prove not only, like, to myself

but to everyone that told me I couldn't do it, that I could.

I had looked up schools in different divisions,

and of the division two schools that I spoke out to,

only a few responded when I disclosed that I was trans.

Very quickly I got rejections.

I don't know if it's connected or not.

The myth that trans athletes, specifically transgender women,

have an advantage in sports, I feel like it's kind of a fear.

It's an unfounded scientific fear.

Growing up your whole life, going through puberty,

you're kind of understanding how your body works, you know,

you get used to it.

Well, transitioning is like

going through puberty backwards,

the other direction, twice as far.

There's a noticeable difference in my athleticism.

For the first few months on hormones,

like, I had a lot of muscle pains

and my shoulders would hurt a lot,

and I realised it's all my male muscle going away.

It was pretty challenging at first

just having all my muscle basically melt off my body.

I definitely can't jump as high as I used to.

I'm driving to meet some friends out for dinner,

since it's the last time

I'll be able to see them for a while.

- How are you guys? - Hey.

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

I'm going to miss you all a lot.

Awww!

It's really not an easy process

having a good friend group,

and having people to be there

helps me transition easier,

cos without that sort of scaffolding,

I feel like it would be a lot harder for me to pursue

what I wanted to do.

I'll see you all soon.

- Very soon. - There she goes...

(AUGUST 18TH)

(MORNING OF CHLOE'S MOVE TO UCSC)

It's funny, the last thing I grabbed before leaving

was actually my, uh, Dungeons & Dragons dice set.

I was thinking, I'm like,

"If we're gonna play D&D up at college..."

All righty.

It's, um, 5:52. So almost 6:00 am.

I woke up a little early, and just sat in bed

and stared at the ceiling.

Like, "Go back to sleep for the last ten minutes!"

And I couldn't seem to do it.

Should take us anywhere from

six to maybe seven and a half hours.

(SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA)

We're currently in Santa Cruz.

The drive was, uh, tiring,

but overall it wasn't too bad.

This campus is literally on a redwood, like, national forest.

So I think we're going the right way. I have no idea.

We shall see!

All right. Cool.

I think my biggest concerns with having a new team

is just making a new relationship with the coach,

making a new relationship with my team-mates,

and some of them can speculate if I'm trans or not,

I have no idea.

Well, the first person I spoke to about going to Santa Cruz

was Coach Morgan.

(COACH MORGAN) (UC SANTA CRUZ VOLLEYBALL)

Chloe e-mailed me, and she said,

"I'm a junior college transfer

"and I'm really looking at UC Santa Cruz,"

and I think in the same e-mail

was when she told me that she was also a transgender athlete.

Because I had gotten rejected from division two schools

really early in the fall semester,

I wanted to make it very clear for the schools

I was interested in D three

that I was just going to disclose it immediately.

UC Santa Cruz does have a very open environment,

and we really try to make that known.

I sent her some footage of me playing,

and she was really interested in me.

What I noticed with Chloe

was that she's a strong volleyball player.

She has a lot of power,

and she's also tall.

We're going to follow the trail around a little bit

to the McHenry Library where the team meeting is.

(CHLOE ATTENDS HER FIRST NCAA TEAM MEETING OF THE SEASON)

(AUGUST 19TH)

(MORNING OF FIRST TEAM PRACTICE)

Last night,

at the very end of the team meeting,

Coach Morgan was like,

"I think we should come out to the team tonight."

and I was like, "I'm not prepared for this,

"but...sure, that's fine, I'm cool with it."

And the team read an article that I had written...

(THIS TRANSGENDER COLLEGE VOLLEYBALL PLAYER

(IS HEADED TO THE NCAA)

..and at the very end, after everyone had read it,

Coach Morgan told the team that I had written the article,

and that I am a trans athlete.

I was kind of, you know, shaking my legs a little,

fiddling with my hands...

because I wasn't sure how the reaction would be.

And there was just silence.

And I'm just sitting there like,

"Oh, no, I hope this isn't a negative reaction,"

but it wasn't. It was just me overthinking things.

We all read Chloe's article.

I think most of us had already read the article

cos we'd met her at tryouts,

and so you look up your team-mates on Facebook.

Coming here, like, it's really more of an open community

and like, open-mindedness,

it's like a big aspect of the, like, college here.

I don't think, like, anyone on our team

has anything like, "Oh, my gosh, "she's transgender."

I don't think that was ever the talk between any of us.

It was more of just looking at her as another person

that's coming and trying to take, like, your playing time.

The only question I got afterwards,

the funniest question I could have been asked, was,

"Are you an English major?

"Cos this is really well written," and it was like,

"Oh... Thank you."

UCSC is a very liberal campus,

I think you either get the programme or get out.

You either accept it or you're not welcome here

cos we include everyone.

Today we're practising as a team,

but there's also going to be a few little

preliminary exercises and whatnot.

I'm just so fortunate

that my entire team has been so supportive,

and there wasn't any awkwardness.

Everyone was just, "OK."

And that's honestly the greatest feeling ever.

I'm just excited to finally

go out and play with the volleyball.

Hearing them talk about going to nationals,

and I can't believe that it's actually come to this point,

and that I made it this far.

Cruz on three. One, two, three, Cruz!

Knowing that everything is at the point that it's at

is absolutely amazing.

All my life dreams are literally coming true.

I never expected any of them to.

- Bye, Chloe. - Bye. See you tomorrow.

It's hard to describe to people

how happy it makes me to be here.

At the end of the day I'm just a person that loves volleyball,

and I want to play it.

I just love the sport that I play,

and want to try and continue to do it,

so I just keep pushing to make sure I do.

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Be the LIGHT in DARK MOMENTS.... - Duration: 3:12.

Curacao say anger is be put down to bars

I am really excited to shoot this video with all of you because it will make you

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do you know 300 million people of all ages are becoming the victims of

depression Buddha wanted that during the darkest moment we should focus on theme

tonight there are many moments in the life of each one of us when we think

like waiting giving up and the proven hearted society there will be people

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a motivating word for to rise up is why can't we become that cool for them God

puts you in dark situations just to make you a better person and the one who is

worthy of the destiny he/she planned for because you are in a bad book by chapter

but he has a good plan for you you just need to connect the dots with him by

remaining happy which can be only if you help needy whenever you feel like

quitting oh and give food to needy you will feel better because of ultimate

universe intelligence whom we refer as Accord is on a mission to call issue and

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Gizzard al Ajillo♪　～How to make Ume Plum Wine～　砂肝のアヒージョと梅酒の作り方♪ - Duration: 5:43.

Gizzard al Ajillo♪ ～How to make Ume Plum Wine～

This time, I am going to make ume plum wine.

And I make Gizzard al Ajillo for a side dish of ume plum wine called "Umeshu".

It's very easy to make.

And it's delicious, so please try it yourself.

Make ume plum wine.(I made this video one year ago)

Wash 1 kg of ume plum lightly.

Soak into water for about 2 hour.

Wash well.

Dry it in the shade for about half day.

Pry out the stems of each ume plum using a bamboo skewer.

Put in a washed bottle which was sterilized with boiling water.

250 g of rock sugar.

This ume plum wine is very light on the sweetness.

If you have a weakness for sweets, add more sugar to taste.(Add 300～500g)

Pour 1800 ml of white liquor called "Shochu"(焼酎).

If you use alcohol containing 20% or less, you may be punished under the Liquor Tax Act in Japan.

Keep in a cool dark place.

After 1 year.

Especially smells good.

Enjoy ume plum wine on the rocks!

Refreshing sweetness is so good!

Make Gizzard al Ajillo

Remove the yellow thin skin from gizzards.

Put a lot of coarse salt and rub well.

Leave it in a colander for about 20 minutes to drain the gamy odor.

Prepare the other ingredients.

Mince 2 pieces of anchovy fillets.

You can use a pinch of salt instead of anchovy fillets.

Put remaining anchovy fillets into a glass jar with an air-tight screw top.

Pour some olive oil.

Remove the core from a clove of garlic.

Remove the seeds from red chili pepper.

Cut some mushroom into thick slices.

Drained the gamy odor.

Rinse them with water and pat dry.

Slice off the white skin like part on the outside.

Cut the both ends of gizzards.

Make 2 or 3 incisions.

The outer silver skin is delicious and can be used for other dishes.

Heat up a frying pan without adding any oil.

Press down with a spatula to cook them lightly.

Sear it lightly.

Cooking.

Put some gizzards into the Cazuela.

Minced anchovy fillets.

Mushroom.

Garlic.

Red chili pepper.

Pour pure olive oil over ingredients till just covered them.

Cook on low heat.

Once it comes to a boil, cook on low heat for 7～8 minutes.

Make ume plum wine with soda.

Sprinkle some dried pasley.

It's ready to eat♪

French bread is baking.

Cheers!

Enjoy ume plum wine until Ajillo is cooled to a certain degree.

This ume plum wine is very light on the sweetness and delicious.

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I Want to Roast Simbu - PraveenKumar | TE 01 | #1 | WhistlePodu - Duration: 16:37.

Just like how they say "Baahubali, Baahubali" in the movie

while we are eating Biryani our Vein and Pulse should say " Biryani, Biryani"

They were all my friends.

If a person can't make his friends laugh,

then how would the general audience laugh at his jokes?

So many years since his last movie was released

hasn't that affected your market ?

Saw his recent interview, he has started talking a lot philosophical

but what you tell through your films is not at all that.

To be precise aand concise, I was born in Kanchipuram,

I'm translating the same dialog like how Major Sundarrajan does

From 2002 till 2008 what was Praveen doing ?

This question reminds me of a similar one in "Baasha" movie.

There were only 4 employees in that organisation

Marketing Manager was opening locks there.

Two employees were directly reporting to me there.

Only myself and the male accountant will be at office the whole day.

He used to cook and bring a lot of food from his home.

Oh ! "Male Accountant" has to be noted here

Yes, Stress is on "Male" Accountant

He was married.

He used to get yummy chapathis from home everyday

I was a bachelor then. I used to crave for home food

I send him out and eat his lunch.

I had no other choice but eat chapathis

What's to be noted in this is I used to spend those days usefully.

I used to be active on Orkut !

No other job. Other employees would go home on time.

He used to be on the phone with his wife always

I would have nothing to do. So I decided to be active on Orkut

Orkut had a page/group called "Mokka Podu Machan".

*interviewer* Seriously? was there such a group in Orkut ?

Oh yes! everyone were so busy those days

Looking at my active participation in that group, they opened a fanclub for me in Orkut.

Members would post a lot of silly/useless questions

"How would PraveenKumar frame a question?"

was the trend in that group

I felt something was missing in my life very soon

So I got into blogging. The link is still available online.

No ! Don't judge me by reading that blogpage

That was during 2005-2006

I started writing in Tamil and used Tamil fonts

and then wrote in English. I have tried too many things with that page.

In 2008, I got married

First my parents saw the girl and fixed the alliance

Then I went to see her as a formality.

6 months later

Then I read further and thought standup comedy is a field by itself

and decided to give it a try

I told my friends, I am planning to try standup comedy

I decided to do this and enthusiastically prepared a material for 20mins

It had a lot of internal jokes which BITS Pilani can understand

Once I started my performance, there was silence

Later audience started laughing, not at my jokes but at me !

They can't beleive that I am trying to do comedy.

They were all my friends

If a person can't make his friends laugh, imagine how can he make the others in audience laugh

People who didnt knew me, were all puzzled and just looking at me

It was serious than any Tedx talk

People who knew me were all laughing

MC introduced me as the guy who aims to become the world's best standup comedian

It was my first time on such a big stage.

Usually noone gets it right the first time on stage

I felt this is my crowd and I can make them to laugh.

It was a huge flop.

I know I am a different character.

*Funnily says* I know it is difficult to digest but

this has become very common these days.

Have you got beaten up nicely by your spouse

Audience would start clapping

She can't react and show her anger in that situation

Once we get back home she will *pause*

I can't reveal what happens next here

We shall talk in detail about that offline

She must be having a lot of patience to put up with all this isn't?

My third solo special named Orthodoxically Me had this worst PJ ever.

We call it "Mokkai" in Tamil

I had to have a "houseful" board on my hand

I used to feel ashamed after delivering this joke.

Third Question, Dear God, please help Praveen pick a good card for himself.

Kanchipuram is where I was born. Koramangala embraced me, infact entire Bangalore

I assume the right to write jokes from both the places.

I was born and brought up in a small town.

The amusing differences between Kanchipuram and Koramangala

makes me to come up with more jokes

I see them from a different angle

the amusing differences between Kanchipuram and Koramangala

that's where my jokes are from.

Let's go to the next card Praveen, because we have some mischievous questions waiting for you.

*hesitantly* Hope I can safely pick one.

*interviewer asks* Please act like that person for us

The first person who comes to my mind is Alexander Babu

We both went on a UK tour. It was a good experience

He is a carefree person. A person with a don't care attitude

He doesn't get tensed for anything that happens around him.

That's his take on life

Nobody should get tensed because of us, neither should we get tensed

I have never come across such a cool and relaxed personality.

I get up late in the morning. One morning when I got up from bed, I could see only his leg

He was practising Yoga. He was standing upside down. I couldn't understand what was happening.

I bent down and looked at his face, He calmly looked at me and said Hi!

When he goes inside the bathroom, he starts singing loudly.

I didn't miss Ilayaraja during that tour.

Fantastic singer. He always sings this song.

Audience are requested to forgive me for singing this

Especially pregnant ladies and heart patients please don't watch this

Only because I have to mimic Alexander Babu, I am singing this. I am not proving my singing talent through this.

Please don't ask for more. I can't digest this. I hope you won't ask me to dance now .

The moment you said roast, Anjappar Chicken roast is what I can think about.

Everyone gets to roast Simbu these days. Moreover, he has involved himself into spirituality.

That is exactly why I am feel I should roast Simbu.

*interviewer asks* What do you want to ask Simbu ?

I want to ask him about lot of things

So many years since your last movie was released. hasnt that spoilt your market ?

Saw his recent interview, he has started talking a lot philosophical.

I am really doubtful about what he talks is truth or

he says all this just for that interview sake.

He speaks lot of philosophy

but all that isn't seen in his films

His movies carry a lot of unnecessary content

There is no connection at all

Recently he has put on lot of weight as well

Would your next movie review be a Simbu's movie ?

Why not, if his next movie is not good, I will definitely review it

If the movie is made well, I can't review it

In my reviews I only pick movies that are badly made. If the movie is good we have to give the credits,

if it's not good I will talk about it.

Even movies don't have such thrills

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INTERVIEW 2017! LISTEN AND VOICE! 📋📊📬 - Duration: 1:29.

Hi I am MarLoz and i would love you very much

Thank you for over 1,700 subscriptions On my channel

This is really very much for my channel very heartily thank you

On this occasion, and by that you wrote on facebook and on YouTube

Will I still make minecraft on mods? Will there be a server?

I do polls!

No matter if you are on the phone or on the computer in the upper right corner, you have such "I"

And vote whether you are on YES or NO

If there will be a lot of votes you are on YES

We will do in July new server on new mods new package everything will be perfect!

Write in the comment or idea you like <3

Would you like such a server?

If so you can write what fashion you would like :)

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Pizza GONE WRONG - A ROBLOX Machinima

Fave: you know the eyes are the windows to the soul?

Falcon: would you like a peanut?

Fave: would i like a what?

Falcon: an almond?

Fave: dude i'm trying to go to dominos right now

Falcon: how about a pistachio?

Fave: i pistach you a question Falcon: okay just walk inside

*fave walks into dominos* Fave: ey, where's the cashier at?

*granny sitting at table* biggranny: i'm right here, fave

Fave: do i know you?

*biggranny behind counter* biggranny: may i take your order?

Fave: yeah i'd like a pineapple pizza, and a boneless pizza

biggranny: sorry, we don't have memes on our menu

Fave: what? you guys don't serve memes here?

biggranny: no, you should try going to Pizza Pizza

Fave: hold on, do I know you?

biggranny: i dunno, do you know yourself?

Fave: woahhhh *fade*

I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY *fade*

Fave: i definitely know myself biggranny: now, think about it

*phone vibrates* Fave: hold on my phone went off

*FAVE EXPOSED* Fave: hey this guy named biggranny exposed

me, do you know biggranny *fave looks up*

*biggranny's ass on counter* Fave: oh

*fave grabs a slice of pizza* *fave shoves pizza*

biggranny: *screams* Fave: YOU'RE THE BIGGRANNY?

THE MORON WHO PASSED ME IN SUBSCRIBERS BY MAKING CRAPPY GAMEPLAY VIDEOS?

biggranny: CRAPPY?

AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO HAS A DYING CHANNEL AND RAN OUT OF VIDEO IDEAS YEARS AGO?

Fave: AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO NAMED YOURSELF AFTER A FAT OLD LADY

biggranny: AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO WALKED IN HERE ASKING FOR MEMES?

Fave: well yes.. i am... biggranny: i love you fave

Fave: i love you more biggranny: bathroom?

Fave: yes *20 minutes later*

*flush* biggranny: that was great

Fave: Yes, Grandma.

*fade* *fade*

*fave walk into dominos* Fave: hi, biggranny000!

biggranny: hey, 6kenny6!

Fave: wanna be in a ROBLOX Machinima?

biggranny: no Fave: aww

biggranny: do you want some boneless pineapple pizza?

Fave: OH YEAH GRANDMA! *ding*

*fave and biggranny eating pizza* Fave: so, could we call this a bromance?

biggranny: a bromantic comedy Fave: bro!

biggranny: bro! *outro*

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chatty GRWM | PRIDE summer party (a chat about post-empire youtube) - Duration: 11:52.

Hi guys, hope you've been doing well since the last video. Today, I'm going to

do my makeup with you guys. I though I would do a chatty get ready with me

Because I'm going to summer party tonight

And then I thought I could upload this on PRIDE, so when you guys are getting ready to go in your parades

You can get ready with me. This is the same way I'm going to be doing my makeup for PRIDE. Starting off with some

Concealer

I won't be telling you guys brand them anything that I'm using, because I'm not really sure if I'd recommend them. I never

really invested in makeup

Even though I do enjoy using it. Also, alot of them aren't vegan and cruelty-free because I'm just kind of using them up

I'm sorry if that looks a bit creepy, but um

Yes, I don't necessarily agree with the products either, which is kind of weird, I shouldn't really be using them then

I think I'm uploading this on PRIDE

So happy... or the whole month has been PRIDE, but kind of the big final day where we all walk in parades

So happy pride. I hope you've been doing well. I hope you're safe.

You know it's always a good time to reflect back on

the struggles of

The LGBTQ+ community

Yeah, cover a few of these little pimples

I personally don't use foundation, because I have never really found it neccesary. Not that I don't have pimples

but personally it just makes my skin break out more and

I don't really think anyone expects you to not have pimples. Especially if you're a teenager

People know you have pimples anyways, so why not just not spend your money and time on it

And I'm going to go over with some powder. Oh

soon, I'm gonna reach

Hopefully, unless this all stops and all comes crashing down

I'm going to reach a hundred subscribers and that really excites me

For the 100 subscriber special, which is kind of a lame thing to do, but I really want to do it

I'm going to jump off a bridge

Oh, that has a much more dramatic than what it is

Close to where I live is a bridge that's about four meters off the water and it connects the island to the mainland

And it's proper scary though, even though it's not that high for a lot of you guys

and I thought I'd jump off that and film it because I'm scared of water and scared of heights, so

You know it will be a little push. I was actually gonna, in my head

I was hoping I could jump from ten meters

but that's just to be said dangerous when you're not as strong a swimmer like I am

But when... I'm not a strong swimmer is what I'm trying to say

Not that I'll drown. I'm not gonna risk my life for a YouTube video

Yet!

Then I'm going to go

Over the middle of my eyes with some

This champagne color. I definitely don't know anything about makeup. So really don't trust me

I just hope you enjoy kind of hanging out. And then I'm going to go in with this deeper rose gold color

Here, I do this kind of roughly because I'm going to end up blending it all out anyway

What have I been up to lately? I thought I could give you guys a little life update, so what have I been doing

I've been making videos twice a week, that's been a lot of fun. I'm on summer holidays now, I'm just really enjoying myself. I've been up with friends

I've been going to a few parties, I'm going to another party tonight. This sounds like I'm bragging

I'm not bragging. I've just kind of surprised myself that I've got so many parties to go to

I'm invited to a party tomorrow that I won't be able to go, cause it's quite far away and I have to work on Saturday

Which is when this is coming out, and then on Saturday I'm invited to this PRIDE party which is going to be on the beach

I've also been

Exercising more which is always a good thing. I think your goal should always be to kind of

Not exercise for the way you look, but you know for your health and the way you feel. For me

I've been doing it for my mental health mostly

Blend blend blend. Yeah, that's been nice, I've been jogging with this app called Zombies run and

You guys probably don't know this, but zombies are like one of my greatest passions in life. Have been for a long time

And being able to have like a zombie story at the same time as jogging has been a lot of fun

It's been really encouraging me to exercise

Probably not getting the most flattering shots of me

wots goin on 'ere

but

is that ok? is that what i wanted?

Looks good

Looks dandy.Quickly gonna brush over my eyebrow, not gonna fill anything in you know whatever. You're

eyebrows are your eyebrows. How much can you really care? You know I've been hearing people say

they judge people based on the eyebrows, and they'd probably hate me, oh my Lord, but

What you doing about that? I feel like if you're gonna judge someone based up their eyebrows. Maybe we wouldn't get along anyways but

thats just a theory. A GAME THEORY

Thanks for watching

Okay, I've got this new eyeliner

I'm going to have to go closer to the mirror

It's okay. It's doable considering this is a new pen, I'd say it's a decent effort.

There you go

Got two

got two little

Wings here, so hopefully that will do that's okay. That's okay. That's not awful

Now I'm gonna put on some mascara. To be fair, I've never really liked the way Mascara looks which might be a weird thing to say

especially cause I'm putting it on, but yeah

I always thought that kind of natural eyelashes look so soft as soon as you put on Mascara it looks, so

Harsh and if it's a lump you can get kinda spidery

So obviously, if I just had a proper good Mascara that would probably be better but.. The thing about this Mascara

that I've got here, is I think it's actually made for people who have false lashes because

big this wand. It's huge. It's about the same size as my eye

something I've been thinking about since last night, cause I was watching a video by

Bobby Burns or something it was kind of like a

movie-review-YouTube-review Channel

and really cool, really good content

And he was talking about something called empire and post empire. And empire is kind of like if you imagine Jimmy fallon

You know like fake, people-pleaser. Fake maybe isn't the first word I would have used, but you know people-pleaser they're kind of making very positive content

We have that whole PewDiePie video about false positivity on Youtube and then post empire is kind of more

He used Charlie sheen as an example necessary think that is the best example

But I'm pretty much someone that makes kind of gritty real videos

That are honest and that kind of wonders where on that spectrum of my so my last video was cool

What makes me happy but it starts to be fair for me that video is?

Even though it tries to be positive. I think it's kind of a sad video. I made it because I

wasn't still I'm kind of in a rough place, and I wanted something kind of

anyone visits a video that expressed that at the same time that wasn't just like I'm really really anxious all the time you know because

that's not really even

If that would be kind of more realistic that's not something I kind of identify with there's not just not how I view myself nowadays

Sit next thing some blush. Yeah, I don't think there's as much to gain on kind of

seeking

pure

Realism like is that

Allowed to say, but I also think that just faking a positivity is really something

That you gain much out of you this I think kind of finding a middle balance where you can

Both and grow and learn from Someone's videos at the same time

It's not fake and it's not obviously in genuine I

Also put blush on my nose. Which is inspired by this some ages ago. I was watching this harajuku

Makeup tutorial yeah, I very much enjoyed Japanese street style and apparently it makes bracelet cuter

And I think so too like having that look sunburned really probably glancing on me

Yeah, I very much. Enjoy it one of the five things men do but glitter on my face now

This is Christopher my friend, Nora. Thank you, Nora. I don't really have any proper way to stick it on

It's just a hobby crafting business

apparently

Yeah, hopefully my blush and my moisturizer will be enough to stick you know. I don't have any primers. I'm not like super hardcore makeup

Artist to kind of wish I was but I'm not

Yeah, also when you think of prime makeup you probably think you're like a lot of colors and stuff

But to be fair I only have one eyeshadow palette speaking it where you put highlighter on the river

Which is really the whole kind of highlighter?

Trend is it even a trend or is it just like it was previously an underappreciated makeup product

Thank you guys so much for you know

supporting the channel and commenting and like my videos by the way it really means a

Lot to me

I felt you don't monetize my videos at all and not really new for any particular reason like I'm not like empty monetization

Just personally I wouldn't gain that much. I brother I probably unlike

Statically couldn't free pan and I quite enjoy my videos not having any

Absalom the ones that do have as the ones that have been taken for copyright

Which it doesn't really I don't want to just like putin

Not all of them should have been pretty much what I'm trying to say a little bit on my nose

Looks a bit silly, but I think I look cute

There you go, it's got all glitter

just missing a little bit Youtube recently to be fair and

Oh, I'm going to put on some lipstick

I know that's what brown lipstick would suit me, but then my mum confident in the home so thick and

I've got proper curious as to what it would look like so try it on I actually think that looks quite nice with my hair

Turn this on

Milik oh that's that's a mirror. Sorry about that. I'm looking dad here

I'm ready now because my viewfinder, and I'm very not used to putting makeup on before a camera

Did it I guess you turned. I was very like 9 I did accept that it was funny

If I can find those kids eyes on because they are really funny looking back

And I would just like smeared pink and black

I said on my face

Sometimes I've never done a video like this where I just talk to the camera

So tell me what you guys think of it because I still more

Comfortable doing voiceovers like what I do journaling, so I think I just because I'm more used to it and if you guys find

If you guys just enjoy these videos

Pretty much and tell me so see I don't want to make them if no one's enjoying them. I enjoy making them of course

Hey

there are some lipstick and

I knew those

along

This is the way

Facebook, I hope you guys enjoyed this video

Thank you so much for watching if you want to feel free to subscribe. It'll be very very nice

how you going to part of the channel and

Yeah, have a lovely time until the next video alright

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something inside me's changed [SKAM] - Duration: 2:38.

Anyone who gets to be your friend is really lucky.

Don't you understand how serious it is?

Why didn't you warn me?!

You couldn't manage without me for one minute.

Do you have to be so rude!?

Hey! What the fucks up with you!?

"Isak and Even: Minute by Minute".

Fear spreads.

But

Fortunately, love does too.

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