The Look
- There is a very cute guy there - Where?
- And reading. How I like guys who read. - Where?
- Behind the tree. - I can't see him.
- Next to the girl. I think he is a fag. - You think all guys are fags.
If only. But I am sure. We looked at each other when I went by.
- You and the looks. So it goes to you. - I don't know how to flirt.
Dude, this way you are never gonna meet anyone.
- I got Grindr. - So?
So nothing. There they want what they want.
- What do you want? - Nothing.
What a waste of time.
Before, you met guys in discos or through friends. Now I don't know.
- Then do something. - I am shy, what can I do.
Damn, you go to him and ask him "What are you reading?". Improvise!
I can't improvise.
Shit, he is leaving... Fuck, he is coming this way.
- Don't get your hopes up! - What's up with you?
Nothing, I care for you.
He is coming. Tell me somethin.
María is pregnant.
What?
- Just kidding to distract you! - Arsehole!
- How cute! - You should've talked to him.
What would I say!
How did you meet your ex?
- In a party, we got introduced. - What's the difference?
He was with someone but it wasen't going well.
You were the mistress? I can't believe it.
What are you saying! No. We met to have a drink,
we had dinner. One thing led to another and...
Well, ten years later he left me for another.
- When was that? - About three years ago.
Too long being single. You must do something.
- I don't know if I want to. - You don't want to be in love?
I don't know.
Then Grindr and to shag!
No way. No. That's not what I want.
You need to know what you want.
If I don't know how to say "hi" to a boy how am I gonna tell you what I want?
- You have the option to change that. - Why?
- Because your knight in shining armour is looking. - Shit.
-He super-looked at you. You must do something. - I won't.
- Not an option. You must. I'm sure he fancies you. - I'm super-shy.
- You must go. - Let him come.
You can't say that. What if he is also shy?
- Then... - Are your gonna lose him for being shy?
- I am not going! - What are you afraid of? Go!
Well, that he says no, of being embarrased, of the spontaneous combustion
- At least you would've tried. -If he is gonna say no, why do you want me to try?
I am not saying he is going to say no, in fact I think he is gonna say yes.
He passed by twice and he sat closer to you. Right now he is looking.
I am not gonna look
- What are you doing? - He is coming!
Shit. I hate you.
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