Nat: I'm getting a phone call.
Dael: Oh! / Anthony: Oh dear.
Nat: Hello? / Dael: You know, if she had a smartphone, she could tell who the call was from.
I know!
Look at this! Look how full this hat is.
I know! You- You guys have done very well!
So many! So many lovely anecdotes, look at these.
They're all folding into each other, look at all these reddit ones!
And I think well done to Dael for like
printing them all up and cutting them out.
How long did that take?
Uhhh, not as long as I thought it was going to...
Hey Humans.
My name is Dael Kingsmill
And this is an episode of memory lane where we talk about memories inspired by your memories. / Anthony: Yeah
It's really fun! / Dael: We take anecdotes that you submit
via the comment section under the videos or over on Reddit.com/r/Monarch factory
And we read them out and then we give ourselves 10 minutes to follow the... rabbit down the... and we...
Think of memories. / Anthony: We're going to jump down
Anthony! Pick a thing!
I hope she didn't break her neck when she hit the bottom, haha!
Ok this is from the melodramatic raven. / Dael: Ooh! Nice name.
*Reads in a silly voice*
That is beautiful! How- I'm sorry, how is the first one of those your least smooth moment
When the mug handle punch is..? / Anthony: Did it like shatter? Just like the Hulk?
Dael: That's astounding! / Anthony: That is metal! / Dael: My, my, my, my, my.
Geeze. Get ready, gang! Ten minutes! Here we go!
Anthony: *Speaks beeping language*
Dael: *Joins in beeps*
Nat: *Looks concerned*
We had multiple
Cups in our family that just broke
I've got photos somewhere of my brother
Holding just the top of a glass because the bottom he'd got himself chocolate milk
And he was walking out of the kitchen and the bottom of this of the glass just came off in a perfect circle
and left him holding just with this round thing of glass all the milk was everywhere. It was pretty astounding
Since we're talki- It's funny, like whenever I- I like start off not knowing a story, but when you see me in the video
That means I've thought of something.
It was like literally like two or three weeks ago our neighbours have this like really beautiful Malamute, it's like a husky kind of thing?
Yeah, you guys have seen it. / Dael: The gigantic ones. / Anthony: and it was at the stage where there was a hole in the fence
So it could like see through and just like look at us, coz it was bored
And I was just like walking around, there's chickens that visit us
And I was feeding them and I was just like walking around with them like a mother hen
And I was just like walking down, and this is like just after that torrential rain
We had. I am just walking down and this is like swamp bit in my backyard
that I always forget is a swamp bit. I just- I was wearing these exact same pants I think too!
just like walked out, and I was literally just like to slid fully and just like fell like right on my arse
in the mud. And the dog was just like looking at me the whole time. Just as I go- *SPLAT*
just like oh, you know when you like are in shock after just like...
Yeah / Anthony: I was traumatised
Dael: Actually speaking of- / Anthony: thank God I took off my dressing gown before I fell, so it wasn't muddied (Anthony loves dressing gowns)
Nat: Your precious dressing gown.
I fell in a creek "the other day". Many of the Humans are already aware, I fell in a Creek, but I
Okay, I walked down Alongside the Creek. I realized how little time
I had to get back to meet my mother at the designated time and so I thought I'll just
Take off my shoes
And I'll go through the creek to get back
Because that'll be faster coz I don't have to like fight through all the trees and whatever
And it was a good plan until I hit a slippery rock and just went DOWN. Hard.
On my whole left side, it was- I've still got my light-switch wrist is bad, and I've got a couple of scrapes still but
The thing about it was that it was freezing cold water cause it's Creek water in winter
And I was just stuck there going like "no." / Nat: "why." / Dael: "stand up. I can't. how do I... stand up..?"
I think the first thing I said though was; "... I fell in da Creek..."
Anthony: Was anyone there to witness you? / Dael: No! And so, I could have cracked my skull open--
Anthony: Who were you talking to? / Dael: Me! / Nat: Oh, OBVIOUSLY.
I could've cracked my skull open and DIED and been in the middle of the bush. Coz I was out at Grandad's block of land!
Aww, I love that block of land! We had a big medieval day there. / Dael: Yeah we did
And I was a wizard. And Dael was a bard.
My entire backyard growing up. I don't know where that way um was basically swamp like if it rained?
It was swamp water and Raewyn for her 18th birthday-- She did it before it was cool-- She got a jumping castle and
It was going to be a sunny day, but the forecast was wrong and it rained
And so people weren't using the jumping castle
but me and my friends were like "WE'RE still using the jumping castle! And we used it like a
Like a water slide, kind of? So we'd like bounce around for a while
And then we throw ourselves down the little sort of slope at the end? That's where you get off? and because it was
Raining and my backyard- we basically lived in like Swampland
But only when it rained; our arms were going up to like HERE
Into the mud and my next door neighbour sprained his ankle. And then a bunch of PUNKS showed up!?
They were very polite.
They were like "hey can we crash your party and use your jumping castle?" And so they did- / Anthony: Wait...
I thought you said pugs..? / Dael: No, punks. / Nat: Yeah, I was like "Pugs..?"
Anthony: OH! I thought you said PUGS!
Dael: P.u.n.k.s. Mohawks and studs. / Anthony: Like talking pugs. / Nat: Yeah, I figured it out when they started talking...
Dael: Yeah. / Anthony: Well, the way my mind works... / Dael: Anthony didn't. / Anthony: There are talking pugs.
They did things like they pushed the trampoline up against the jumping castle so they would bounce high as they could on the trampoline over
The wall of the jumping castle and land on the- and one of them broke his arm
And some of them showed up the next day to help clean up because they were very polite party crasher punks
Did you guys ever reenact and cosplay the entire first movie of shrek in and around the swamp? / Dael: Uh. No.
crazy enough... / Anthony: *Silly voice* Ogre!! / Dael: We did not.
It wasn't like an ACTUAL swamp, but it was marshy-marsh type land... I guess.
I don't know- I don't THINK I've told this in Memory Lane
but I'm going to tell-- I have this talent where I can like-- my body-- my senses-- I have a sixth sense for
Knowing when someone's about to fail, and I'll just like turn around and I'll see it happen
And I was like I peaked in High school
There was just this random guy
I just looked at and he was just walking and just like stubbed his toe or something and then it like came to fruition
When I was in my maths room
I just like literally just looked outside, and it's just like this massive like grass oval behind our school
It was a businessman like in a suit just walking on the field don't know why?
And he like dropped his suitcase and all his papers were scattered everywhere
Like just as I looked at it! but it's like I've got like-- I like CURSE people! / Dael: You've got super powers
Nat: Is that a sense or a power..? / Anthony: Yeah, I know! Ooooh!
Are you causing it!
We're making backstories in Memory Lane / Dael: A bad luck ray...
My smooth moment was the first week of class. I just started a...
like a course this year and the third day of class
I was on my way... I was on my way to the station. I was walking down stairs-- So first day
I miss my train
And I catch a later train and come in late and make a really good impression and then the second day
I think I got lost? and then the third day, I didn't even make it to the station because I fell down the stairs. / Dael: No!
And I um... I had uh
One-- I had my left leg up on the bottom step
and my right leg went down onto the carpet that's at the bottom of the stairs and it was a
when we had those really bad rains
So it had come all in under my door
Wet the mat, and then I stood on the mat, and the mat just slipped out from under me
And I went like kind of like doing the splits but from your knee-
Dael: *Alarmed Squealing* / Nat: -down, coming out? / Dael: NO!!
Dael: *muffled and strained* It's fine.
Anthony: whoa! / Nat: yeah. so like I bruised the inside of my knee and my
toe and my ankle / Dael: *ongoing strangled groan*
And I couldn't walk and then... *laughs* so I was like... / Dael: *Still groaning*
Sitting on the floor... / Anthony: They'll just have to amputate. / Nat: and I'm like "well. the train's gonna be here soon...
I can't--" I couldn't walk. I couldn't stand on it. And I'm calling out-
"Someone help me!" It's like...
It was 6:00 in the morning. It was dark. / Anthony: Oh that's horrible!
It was bad. / Dael: NO. / Nat: And then I had to call up work the next day and be like "Hey.
Can't come in fell down stairs". I had to call up uni in the morning cuz
they treat it like working with you call in sick
So um I called in sick "Eyy. Fell down the stairs". and everyone's like "how did you? do? that??" Like it just sounds stupid!
Nat: I had to explain to everyone! / Anthony: Well, they gotta know that... People can be doofuses. / Dael: I've got pain! Sympathy pain!
Nat: But it's fine.
I was at a party once and um
You know those like... plastic..
Crate things that people store paperwork in? They sometimes have wheels on the bottom? Yeah, I like sat on one
And I was like
"This is going to be a good idea!" I think I'd had alcohol? probably. and it just slowly started to crunch underneath me! it was empty, and I literally just like
It's just all imploded! It didn't hurt but it was just funny, but then I felt bad coz like it's this person's
parents' possession and then-- / Nat: Where were you? / Anthony: my friend Josh's house, it was like a party.
Oh, so you broke his things.
Anthony: Just a random crate, yeah! / Dael: *mimicking Nat* "Oh, so you broke his things, you broke his stuff, you broke Josh's stuff, then. Ok."
Yeah, it just all broke. And I just remembered like the night of that party
We were just like-- because his parents were like away on like some holiday. / Dael: Kegger! / Anthony: I think we had permission to be there
But we didn't do anything bad
Anthony: Apart from me breaking the crate / Dael: Apart from break their belongings. / Anthony: Like demolishing a crate.
We hadn't slept all night, we'd had alcohol
And I was like awake in the early hours of the morning like in his like sister's bed? Like not-- no one's home
I'm in the bed by myself and some of my friends are in like another room next to us. And all these like magpies? Just like start like
Calling and I said: *in a loud cooky voice* "MAGPIIIIES!!
SHUT UP YOU MAGPIIIIIES!!" just like started shouting and they were just like laughing
"GO TO SLEEP!" / Dael: That's very you. That's a very you thing to do...
Anthony: *continuing to himself* "magpiiies!" / Dael: My first day of school after moving to Wollongong-- I've got like 30 seconds don't I?
Anthony: One minute! / Dael: Brilliant! / Anthony: One minute of glory.
The first day of school after moving to Wollongong I made the excellent impression of arriving to school
about 80 minutes late and our periods were 80 minutes long
so
It was-- I-- we didn't know
how to get there exactly and we made the assumption that the turn for Fairymeadow would be AFTER the turn to--
It got confusing and we got stuck up Mount Ousley.
There's nowhere to turn around until you get ALLLL the way up to like Picton Road.
Yeah, so I got there a full hour and ten minutes late
I had to walk into-- Thankfully it was Drama! was my first ever class so I walked in and they were like "ah. Well.
I guess you're one of ours." / Nat: You could have just faked it. The NEXT day come in
Coz you missed the ENTIRE class you coulda just said
"I was sick yesterday, I'm sorry. I didn't have an embarrassing..." / Dael: Yeahhhh, hmmmm, noooo... / Anthony: But that wouldn't have been a "Dael" thing to do
Nat: No? / Dael: No
I have to arrive very late
Much better than missing-- actually now. I'm like "man I could've miss a whole day..." / Anthony: At least there's like a back story to support your--
*Weirdly peaceful alarm plays*
Well, I mean , I prefer the FAKE backstories for-- Yeah, this is a nice one!
*Nat humphs vaguely disbelievingly*
I Guess.
Anthony: It's like a lullaby *pretends to be a trumpet* / Dael: I like the dance-y ones! I like the dance-y endings!
I hope you've enjoyed this
peaceful
Memory lane. Well... not peaceful there were a lot of injuries guys / Anthony: *to himself again* "Magpiiiies!"
Too many people falling over and shouting at magpies.
I don't know whether these scratches are ever going to
Go away, because they're under my skin and they're not leaving. / Anthony: Ohhh!
Dael: Anyway. / Nat: There's a bonus one for you. / A: That's like Bodhi Rook when he was working on Rogue One he months later still had dirt under his fingernails
Dael: But I... Need this wound to go away...
Alright!
I hope that you enjoyed it. If you thought of other stories from your life as we were telling you stories from ours
you should leave them in the comments below or
head on over to reddit.com/r/MonarchsFactory
and leave them there because then maybe they will be the spawn point for a future episode
I am Dael Kingsmill, I make videos here regularly
I'm anthony you can find me at the links below in the undercroft at TheRussianBlue, my YouTube channel
*In an alarming voice* Find me! It's fun. Dael's there now. *Suddenly pleasant* Natlie might be there one day!
A lot of terrifying things just happened. / Nat: Need to process that.
Anthony: PTSD from being spoken to by Anthony. / Dael: You have to do your own
outro by the way, I'm leaving you to be the one to admit you have no links
But you just said that I have no links
Damnit.
Anthony: *Imitating Dael with a strange voice* Curses.
Nat: I have no-- / Dael: This is Nat. She has no links.
Yea-- Oh, okay.
No, what were you going to say!? What were you-- No! Say it! / Anthony: But she's really cool!
No, I was going to say "I'm Nat, and I have no links."
I thought you were gonna say "I'm Nat and I'm making a Twitter."
Anthony: And Urban Dictionary likes her.
Ha! That's wishful thinking, Dael. / Anthony: And Dael has a Kryptonian name.
Da-El.
I do! Da-El.
Both: Da-El.
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