Look at this. We also brought a tree with us.
I knew that you're gonna say something about it.
Yeah.
Hey loves, it's Tatjana from SECTIONOFSTYLE again and this time back to speaking in German.
The lovely AnGelo (Angelo) is going to translate everything for me.
JOY!
*starts singing the German hymne* ...WTF?!
Angelo had the idea of us filming a "Would you rather...?".
What about the people who don't speak English?
"Would you rather" is a game where you ask someone "Would you rather do THIS or THAT?" and the person asked, has to answer.
He made up some questions and I'm excited.
Not all of them are made up. I took some questions from two Buzzfeed lists and personalized some of them.
"We'll see."
"Yeah. We'll see. Let's go. Enjoy the video!"
"Don't look at my list you cheater!" "I'm not looking at your list!" "YOU ARE CHEATING!"
I spit on the table.
First question
Would you rather give up 5 of your favorite foods or sex?
My favorite foods!
FIVE! Five of your favorite foods is a lot!
"Yeah, but still." "What are your 5 favorite foods?"
Beef rolls.
5 times!
5 beef rolls!
Beef rolls made by my mom,
mixed grill like in Croatia
where the pita gets soaked in stock before putting it on the grill.
So actually everything..
Everything with meat!
Everything with meat counts as my favorite food.
But there is also a veggie quiche that my mom makes. It's delicious!
Everything would be gone with your decision. Forever.
But wait, food helped me in so many situations!
Food is the shit. I think 5 favorite foods is extreme.
I don't know what I would do.
I think I would give up sex. Food is everything!
Yeah, you're right, food is everything!
Ok I'm changing my answer. Food is everything! I keep my 5 favorite foods!
BAM!
Would you rather have a photographic memory or
be able to delete one memory you share with max 3 other people - once a year?
Photographic memory is sick. You can remember everything.
Do you know what a genius I would be. I would be able to learn everything.
I would know everything.
The question is if that's always satisfying.
But deleting one memory...
... sometimes is worth a mint.
No. I take photographic memory.
I would take deleting memories.
I'm already smart!
With a photographic memory you would also be able to draw like a pro!
For me it's about the possibilities you would have.
Think about the worst memories you have.
The most embarrassing moments or what so ever.
and you could erase them in your and also 3 other's memory.
No, because #wisdom, this all made me who I am today.
Maybe you're right.
Would you rather bath in a tub filled with spiders
or come home one day
and run into a roach as big as a dog?
A roach as big as a dog
because I could kill it and it would simply be gone.
But as big as A DOG. Try to kill it big like this.
If I would discover it without it falling on me ..
You open the door and there it is.
"Good afternoon!"
"Hello. I'm living here now."
"Why you hittin' me with your shoe?? It hurts!"
"I'm starting to stink!"
I didn't even have to kill it!
Do you want to live with it?
We could be friends.
"Nice to meet you, Tatjana."
"Tatjana. What's your name? Karlo? Hi Karlo!"
"Karlo Kakala."
Karlo Kakala! "Tatjana, hi. Tatjana Kakala."
"From now on!"
I could call a vermin exterminator.
Good luck with finding a vermin exterminator
who wants to get rid of a roach as big as a dog!
I would give you the finger and leave.
But I don't want to bath in a tub full of spiders.
The biggest roach I've ever seen was this size
and this was already an escalation in the bathroom.
Not in Germany btw!
Don't think I'm that dirty I have roaches in my bathroom.
Winning 150 million € or true love?
This is hard.
I'm always in this kind of dilemma.
I choose true love.
Really?
You always have someone who is there for you.
Someone you love from the bottom of your heart.
You know this person loves you the same way
and money isn't that important anymore.
He takes the money.
I don't know, 150 Mio € is a lot.
You could do so many things.
I think if I would choose the money
it's only in order to be selfless.
Oh! Look at St. Marin sharing his cape with the poor.
But I AM the cheesy one who chooses love!
You know what?
What?
You are who you are.
That's right.
I am Armor!
Good luck with translating "Liebesbolzen"
I won't translate "Liebesbolzen".
I'm saying it right here, right now, in front of the camera!
I won't translate the word "Liebesbolzen"!
It didn't record at all.
No! Just kidding!
I know what your answer to this question will be.
Would you rather only be able to whisper or to scream?
Only scream.
Yeah!
I love being loud!
But on the other hand
I'm embarrassed if I attract attention in public.
Imagine you could only scream
"EXCUSE ME! DO YOU MAYBE HAVE..."
I think I would rather choose to whisper
because it matches my character.
But in dangerous situations, screaming would be better.
Imagine ... "Help. Help."
You could whisper your murderer in his*her ear.
Je t'aime.
I think I would choose to scream because it's fun.
But you would also scream while giving lectures.
"Excuse me you're very loud."
"WHAT?"
"IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM SAY IT OUT LOUD!"
"I just did..."
"... by my standards. I don't know what's loud for you."
"FOR ME LOUD IS LOUD!"
"...Ok. Just continue. I'll take a seat."
"But I'll move to the back a little."
Everyone sits in the back during my presentation!
The first 10 rows free.
Also when you're standing in line somewhere.
"IT TAKES A LOT OF TIME HERE!"
"NOT ANYMORE! I'M FIRST!"
"HAHA."
"EVERYONE GOT SCARED!"
It would always be nice!
"Marie just fell asleep ok? So don't be too loud."
"YEAH OK!!"
"WHY IS SHE UP AGAIN? HUH?"
Same with whispering.
"I said I would like to order something."
"I don't know where the problem is."
"I can't hear you, you're whispering the whole time."
"I'm talking in a normal voice."
"I don't understand the question."
"I'm starting to think that you're being very rude."
"I'm gonna complain."
"I still can't hear you but whatever."
"Just write it down, I don't understand you anyway."
*writes down* "F-U-C-K Y-O-U."
*writes down* "Fuck you, you little piece of shit."
Would you rather live in a real life version of "Berlin Tag und Nacht" (a German soap)
or participate in "Shopping Queen" twice a week?
But you're not the candidate
you're the companion.
Either living in the real word but experience
the things that happen in "Berlin Tag und Nacht"
"EWW!"
or
"'Shopping Queen' twice a week."
Really?
Yes.
If I'm only the companion anyway..
.. it doesn't matter if I give a bad advice or not.
I only have to participate.
But don't you think it's a pain in the ass after a while?
OF COURSE!
But it's even more a pain in the ass
when things that happen in soap operas
happen in your real life.
One day you're half dead.
The next day you're lying in the meadow, being so in love with your partner.
The next day he cheated on you...
ALMOST MY LIFE!
If I would participate in 'Shopping Queen' twice a week
I could also do a lot of promo for me.
SECTIONOFSTYLE. Don't forget to hit the subscribe button.
Would you rather never travel again or only go by plane?
Even if it's a city in Germany.
Plane.
Really?
She has a fear of flying.
Yup. I am afraid of flying.
And we're gonna fly in September.
He loves flying.
It will be a bummer for him.
Tears and everything included in a full package.
Now for only 9,95€!
The 'Tatjana afraid of flights package'
But I rather fly than being forever trapped.
I have to face this fear anyway one day.
In September...
"TAKE A BOW!"
You didn't do this for such a long time!
I hate it. I always hated it.
Now you will try it as well but you won't be able to do it
because I have my neck brace.
*TALKING WEIRD SHIT*
Would you rather always tell the truth or always lie?
ALWAYS lie? Even if I would like to tell the truth?
Everything you say is either the truth or a lie.
Truth! I don't like people anyway
so there is no problem with always telling the truth.
I would lie.
I saw that coming!
And there you go there is your inner rat again!
Moving on to the next question!
Would you ra ...
Would you rather wet yourself once a week in public
or shit your pants daily, being by yourself?
I would shit myself daily.
If I know I shit my pants every day at 3pm
I could prepare myself.
Take my pants off.
But then you don't shit your pants.
Put on my panties.
My poo panties.
or I would buy myself a 10 pack of cotton panties.
MY POO PANTIES!
and then it's all good.
And I will always make sure to be at your place.
"I'm just quickly outside"
"Oh Tatjana not again!"
As if I would leave you alone then!
See! You could also trick the pooping
by always being with someone.
Loophole! Loophole!
You're right.
I know. I'm smart, you're not.
Would you rather shit big spiders
or vomit slugs?
Definitely slugs. I don't vomit as much as I shit.
I would take the spiders.
But depends on how big they are.
If they're so big that they crawl out like this
and they can touch the walls while getting out
If that's the case then nope.
You also said spiderS! Plural!
If they would crawl out like a swarm, ok.
EEEEEWWWW!!
It's seriously only bad when they're big.
Imagine it would be as big as my hand and then it comes out like this...
That would be so disgusting!
And then you're there, on the toilet, with 3 spiders.
Then you have to get rid of them every time.
The slugs...
...too...
I could flush them down the toilet.
I could flush the spiders down the toilet as well
and push them down with the toilet brush.
I could get the slugs out with a sieve.
Save animals, my friends!
But where do you put them?
In a bucket.
And the bucket?
I would put a lid on it.
And then I would go to the animal shelter.
To the animal shelter??
And then I would say:
"I did it again. You know. Drank too much yesterday."
And they would say:
"We're an animal shelter only for cats and dogs."
"I don't understand why you're always giving us these slugs."
"You can also play with them. This is discriminatory!"
Would you rather smell like shit without knowing it
or always smell shit but no one else smells it?
I smell like shit. I would choose that.
Smelling shit every day,
no matter where you are,
no matter what kind of shower gel,
no matter what kind of perfume,
no matter what kind of food,
you always smell shit?
Then I would rather smell like shit myself.
Like I said. I don't like people anyway.
But then you also won't be able to have a relationship.
I chose true love earlier in this video.
True love is safe...even if I smell like shit!
Would you rather drink a whole glass of vomit
or lick a foot that hasn't been washed in a week
by a person that exercised everyday?
The foot.
No.
WHAAT? You would drink a whole glass of vomit??
With them pieces and all in it?
I'm almost vomitting while talking about it.
You could just let your tongue keep outside of your mouth
and then clean it immediately.
You can't do that with a glass of vomit. Everything is going down.
Unfortunately, I didn't write down guidelines
See!
But this is bullshit.
As if I would lick the foot while leaving my tongue outside of my mouth.
But it only says "lick".
It doesn't say "take the tongue in your mouth".
It only says "lick".
And I would lick it like this
and then I can immediately clean it.
You have to lick the foot until it's completely clean.
It doesn't say "until it's clean". You're making that up.
Look how much harder he wants to make it for me!
You little liar! There we go again with lying.
But I would still drink a whole glass of vomit.
Because I think feet are seriously disgusting.
But a big glass like this.
A whole Mass.
Would you rather have vaginas as ears
or penises as fingers?
PENISES AS FINGERS!
Vaginas as ears would be disgusting.
If you had to clean your ears.
But imagine you would have a boner.
Imagine not every finger has a boner.
No penises as fingers. Period.
I would annoy you the whole time with my penis fingers.
Every time you turn around there would be a penis
right in front of your face.
I would smack you in the face with 4 of my penis fingers.
Would you rather know when you're dying or how?
How. Because that way I could eventually avoid it.
No. It would be fixed how you die.
If it says: "You're going to die on a ferry."
I know that I'm going to avoid ferry boats.
But you're going to die anyway because you're on a plane
and the plane crashes directly into the ferry.
Or you're on a submarine and then...
As always!
You would die how it would say you're going to die.
How I would die. (my answer)
Yes.
...
Oh! I see!
What about you?
When I die.
Of course.
Why?
Because you always take the opposite.
We both have penis fingers!
Wow.
If I would know for example that I'm going to die in 3 months
then I could stop doing
all the bullshit that I'm doing at the moment.
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE TODAY!
That's it loves! Angelo put a lot of effort into these questions.
I don't think they were that cool.
I think the same way, but I'm going to use this video anyway.
If you liked this video please give it a thumbs up
or subscribe to my channel.
And then I would say, see you to my Wednesday vlog!
And also subscribe to my channel!
Of course.
Hot Cruiser 89
youtube.com/beyonce
That's me.
With a wig.
Bye.
Hey loves this is ...
Are you filming right now?
Yeah.
OH! HIIIIIII !
HIIIIII !
I'm ugly.
Me too. Look at my hair.
WHAT'S THIS??
My magic streak!
I have to leave.
YOU'RE STAYING WITH MEEE!!
He is the loudest when it comes to sneezing.
I always jump out of my skin.
YEAH YEAH YOU DON'T GET IT HUH?
The good old fashion times.
Back then when we were still fashion.
Today we're ..
trash!
TRASH! A PIECE OF TRASH!
Hey are you sick?
LEAVE ME ALONE!!
But we're going to save this for the next time dear audience. Bye!
Bye.
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