Monday, July 24, 2017

Youtube daily report w Jul 24 2017

Here is 1 pm right now.

We're at the lunch time of the german course.

But, in Brazil, it's 8 am.

I thought I had... passed the jet lag

But I was surprised by a huge tiredness this week

For those who don't know

jet lag is that feeling of being at the wrong time zone.

You're living on a certain time zone

but your body works on another time zone.

*I'm sleepy*

I'm living at Germany's time zone

which is 5 hours ahead of brazil's one.

But, my body still works in Brazil's time zone.

So

I feel hungry on the wrong time

and I want to sleep at the wrong time.

And, when is time to sleep,

I don't wanna sleep!

*I'm sleepy*

And I'm just noticing it now

because I'm feeling very sleepy in this hot afternoon sun.

Isn't it, Maria?

Now, I'm gonna eat for lunch food I did myself

at the park.

The temperature is nice

It's been a pleasant heat.

Maria is here filming me.

But I feel veeeery tired.

*I'm sleepy*

Last night, I woke up, like, 3 times.

THREE TIMES!

I tried to sleep at around 11 pm

but it was really hard

because 11 pm here

is 8 pm in Brazil.

How can I ever sleep at 8 pm?

Not even the emotion of eating rice and beans

is keeping me awake.

So, my strategy now is have lunch

Because eating is very good!

~because eating is very good~

And then, after, drink a big coffee

because I have more german classes today.

There's a little truck where they sell coffee

right in front of our school

because they know that some students are jet lagged

I never liked to drink coffee right after lunch

but the situation requires severe actions!

The class has ended

and the coffee helped me.

What a heeeeeeeeat!

But I'm still sleepy.

And now I'm here with my colleague

from the US, Jane.

And she, as all of us here, have been fighting some jet lag

But I think that she has more experience with it

because she's been dealing with it so much better than me

-- TAKE NOTE! --

Ah! Don't forget to hit the like button below

subscribe my channel

and share this video

so I can receive as much anti-jet lag recipes as possible.

You can send me your recipe on the comment section

I'm waiting for it!

Is it already past midnight?

I should be sleeping by now?

So I'm not sleepy anymore! + - +

For more infomation >> MOQUECA de BRETZEL #2 - Jet lag no horário alemão - Duration: 3:43.

-------------------------------------------

AUTOIRONIA - Duration: 3:27.

HOHO HAHA

TODAY IS THE RIGHT DAY TO LAUGH

BECAUSE I'LL TALK YOU ABOUT THIS TOPIC THAT

IF YOU'LL PUT IT INTO PRACTICE

FROM THE BEGINNING AND ANYWAY IN YOUR LIFE

I CAN ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE TO YOU

AND I'LL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE

THAT SOMETHING WILL CHANGE IN YOUR DAILY LIFE

BUT NOT ONLY IN YOURS

ALSO IN THE PEOPLE WHO WILL HAVE THE LUCK TO MEET YOU

THE TOPIC OF TODAY FOR OUR #RICHARDTALKFORYOU

IS THE ONE OF SELF-MOCKERY

SELF-IRONY WAS STUDIED DEEPLY

ALSO BY FREUD

WHO WANTED TO UNDERSTAND THE MECHANISMS AND THE REASON

IT WAS SO IMPORTANT FOR HIM

STUDYING SELF-MOCKERY

FROM THE PSYCHOLOGIST POINT OF VIEW

PSYCHOTHERAPEUTIC OF COURSE

SELF-MOCKERY COMES FROM ANCIENT GREEK

AND THIS FACULTY WHICH IS MENTAL

HAS THE SKILL TO BRING US SOMEWHERE ELSE

ON THE SELF-MOCKERY SIDE INDEED

SOMEHOW TO LAUGH, WITHOUT DERIDING

OF WHAT HAPPENED

SELF-IRONY IS AN ENERGY

WE CONFER TO OUR-SELF

TO BRING JUST A MOMENT OF HILARITY

ON SOMETHING THAT

EVIDENTLY HASN'T GONE AS IT HAD TO

AS IT HAD TO HAPPEN

SELF-MOCKERY PEOPLE

ACTUALLY ARE ALSO THE PEOPLE

THAT HAVE AN HUGE POWER WITHIN

WHICH IS THE ONE OF NOT TAKING THEM-SELVES TOO MUCH SERIOUSLY

ESPECIALLY WHEN

MAKE SOME MISTAKES

SOME ERRORS

THEY HAVE THE SKILL TO STOP

AND ALSO TO SMILE, TO LAUGH

SO TO APOLOGIZE

IF SOMETHING DIDN'T GO

AS THEIR STRATEGY

SELF-MOCKERY IS AN ENERGY, A POWER

WE HAVE

AND THAT WE CAN ALWAYS SELF-CONFER

SELF-IRONY PEOPLE

ARE THE ONE WHO HAVE SUCCESS IN THEIR LIFE

BECAUSE THEY ARE BELOVED BY OTHERS

A SELF-MOCKERY PERSON

IS A PERSON WHO IS NOT OPULENT

IN HIS EGO

BUT WHO RECOGNISE INDEED HE CAN FAILS

HE CAN MAKE MISTAKES

BUT NOT FOR THIS REASON GIVING UP

RATHER, SELF-IRONY IS THAT FACULTY

THAT LETS YOU TO RAISE UP ALSO FROM

A BAD DRIFT

TODAY BY THIS VIDEO

OF THE SERIE #RICHARDTALKFORYOU

I WISH YOU TO BE MORE SELF-IRONY

TO HAVE THE SKILL TO LAUGH

BUT NOT TO DERIDE

JUST A BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOUR

ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF THOSE FEATURES

THAT NORMALLY LIGHT YOU UP OF ANGER

OR THAT MAKE YOU HYPER PASSIONATE

SELF-IRONY HAS THE SKILL OF

MITIGATE, REDUCE JUST A BIT

THAT ARDENT FIRE

THAT VERY OFTEN ACTUALLY

BURNS OUR SOUL

BEING SELF-IRONY

TRY TO IMAGINE OF BEING SELF-MOCKERY

IN YOUR FAMILY

AND IN YOUR WORK ENVIRONMENT

TO ME SELF-IRONY IS AN ART

AND ABSOLUTELY I WANT TO BE AND GIANT ARTIST

IN MY LIFE OF THIS SUBLIME ART

THAT IS THE ONE OF SELF-IRONY

I WISHI I CAN INSPIRE YOU

BY THIS DEBATE

ON SELF-IRONY

WRITE IN THE COMMENTS

WHAT MAKES YOU MORE IRONIC

IN YOUR LIFE

AND ALSO WHAT THE OTHERS LIKE

BY THIS YOUR BEHAVIOUR

FOR SURE YOU'LL MAKE HAPPY NON ONLY ME

THE PEOPLE YOU'LL MEET

AND AND THE DEARLY DEPARTED FREUD

FOR ANYTHING ELSE, HOHO HAHA

For more infomation >> AUTOIRONIA - Duration: 3:27.

-------------------------------------------

Subaru XV - Duration: 1:09.

For more infomation >> Subaru XV - Duration: 1:09.

-------------------------------------------

Alfa Romeo Giulia - Duration: 1:01.

For more infomation >> Alfa Romeo Giulia - Duration: 1:01.

-------------------------------------------

OMG! by Effektiv #18 – Snapchat Ads, Google Newsfeed, Instagram als Videoplattform, Analytics Assist - Duration: 5:59.

For more infomation >> OMG! by Effektiv #18 – Snapchat Ads, Google Newsfeed, Instagram als Videoplattform, Analytics Assist - Duration: 5:59.

-------------------------------------------

Suzuki Vitara - Duration: 1:06.

For more infomation >> Suzuki Vitara - Duration: 1:06.

-------------------------------------------

VW T6 - Duration: 1:11.

For more infomation >> VW T6 - Duration: 1:11.

-------------------------------------------

Subaru XV - Duration: 1:08.

For more infomation >> Subaru XV - Duration: 1:08.

-------------------------------------------

Subaru XV - Duration: 1:05.

For more infomation >> Subaru XV - Duration: 1:05.

-------------------------------------------

Jeep Renegade - Duration: 1:05.

For more infomation >> Jeep Renegade - Duration: 1:05.

-------------------------------------------

Porsche Macan - Duration: 1:04.

For more infomation >> Porsche Macan - Duration: 1:04.

-------------------------------------------

Hyundai Tucson - Duration: 1:05.

For more infomation >> Hyundai Tucson - Duration: 1:05.

-------------------------------------------

chế súng #tiêu diệt# flycam đ.ộ.c n.h.ấ.t - không có cái thứ hai l The only flycam gun - no one - Duration: 3:33.

For more infomation >> chế súng #tiêu diệt# flycam đ.ộ.c n.h.ấ.t - không có cái thứ hai l The only flycam gun - no one - Duration: 3:33.

-------------------------------------------

How to Break Free from the Grips of Strongholds - Duration: 3:02.

It's likely you or someone you love has struggled with a recurring issue, addiction

or weakness at one time or another.

Maybe it's with food, lust or some emotional condition.

These persistent battles are what the apostle Paul referred to as strongholds.

And they're the enemy's most potent form of attack because they hold us in a trap that

we can't get out of in our own strength or willpower.

What makes a stronghold so effective against us is how it starts.

Of course, none of us would knowingly walk into an obvious trap.

So Satan sets us up much more subtly.

He begins in the mind with lies, doubts and what-ifs.

It could be a lie about what your past means to your future: "You'll always struggle;

you'll never be free."

Or a doubt about your identity: "You're not married; you're not educated enough;

you haven't achieved enough; you're just not good enough."

Or maybe its a what-if about your situation.

Whatever the case, what happens next is crucial to the development of a stronghold.

Satan uses these mind games to lead you to an object, a substance or a person as the

means of relief.

But when you give in to these temptations, what was supposed to be a momentary escape

from reality turns into intense guilt and shame.

Then you're back to step 1: hearing more lies, doubts and what-ifs: This time its,

"Look what you've done!"

Or "You're too far gone."

Then as hopelessness and despair are added to the original stressors, you continue to

search for ways of relief, often returning back to those old familiar crutches.

And around and around and around you go.

Thankfully, God has not left us just to be the devil's doormat.

He's given us instruction in His Word for how to break up with Satan's supernatural

vises.

According to Paul, since these strongholds are rooted and grown in the mind, we must

deal with them there … to "take every thought captive to obey Christ."

Of course, only something with divine power can release the grip of something with a supernatural

hold.

That's why victory involves putting God's Word to work as a weapon!

In other words, we confront the source of strongholds with the ultimate source of truth.

Though it does take intention, the way to do this isn't complicated.

Take a moment now and think about the mental root of some of the failures and struggles

in your life.

Now ask the Holy Spirit to lead you to scriptures that confront those thoughts.

Maybe you need to make a habit of declaring Colossians 2:9–10: "I am complete in Christ."

Or 2 Corinthians 5:17: "I am a new person in Christ."

Whatever the situation, over time, when you attack the root of a stronghold with truth,

you'll find it loses its grip on you.

For more infomation >> How to Break Free from the Grips of Strongholds - Duration: 3:02.

-------------------------------------------

Should You or Shouldn't You Romances - Duration: 2:53.

Hi guys. Wallace here with your Monday video. I am talking again about the

romances that I got from the ripped bodice. So the last two weeks I have shown you a

couple of romances each time, this week I'm going to do the same. I have two that

I'm going to show you. And what they have in common is that each story is one of

the ones that there's gonna be a little bit of conflict about the two people

getting together. The first one is called New York Actually by Sarah Morgan.

It's about Molly and Daniel. Molly is an advice columnist which I kind of like

the idea of because I was just talking to somebody who loves reading advice

columns. And so I saw this afterwards and I was like I'm gonna get that. That might

be something that they might like to borrow after. And then Daniel is a

divorce lawyer. And neither one of them really wants to get married and they

both work with people who have a lot of problems with love. And then yada yada

yada I'm sure we know what happens. I haven't read it yet but it's not gonna

be hard to find out. But we read it for the story and knowing that it's gonna

have a happy ending, right? So it should be cute. Plus I kind of like anything set

in New York. I love New York. I really, really do. It's one of my catnip

places where if the story is happening there it's probably gonna be something I

like a least a little bit. And I kind of like stories about two people who don't

want to get married because I kind of don't want to get married. So I kind of

like reading about these other people who aren't just like in it to get

married the entire time. I always think there's something a little bit fun about

that kind of story and about those kind of characters. So this one is called the

idea of you by Robin Lee and you may have heard of it. It's about this mother,

a single mother who has a teenager or like a tween, something like that.

She lives in Los Angeles. And so her daughter's in love with this

boy band. She takes her daughter to like meet the boy band and she's like the

owner of like some fancy gallery here in Los Angeles. um And she's like 39 and

then she ends up with the guy from the boy band that her daughter has like a

major, her daughter and all of her friends have like a major crush on.

I think it starts out secret or something. I mean I haven't read this one either

but this one looks so good. A- single mom, love that. Just like there's not enough

of those I don't think. And then this one is just like a funny twist. And I don't

think the boy bander is like, he's not a teenager. He's just like I'm you know a

boyband guy that like all the teenagers loved

and the mom is like secretly dating him. So I think that that's funny. And also

probably a lot of fun. So if you've read either one of those, you can let us know

in the comments what you think about it. But no spoilers, please, as always.

And I'll see you next Monday until next week, happy reading,

For more infomation >> Should You or Shouldn't You Romances - Duration: 2:53.

-------------------------------------------

Lelan's Early Morning Forecast: Monday, July 24, 2017 - Duration: 3:05.

For more infomation >> Lelan's Early Morning Forecast: Monday, July 24, 2017 - Duration: 3:05.

-------------------------------------------

🇵🇷 DIY TSHIRT TO DIY BODYCON DRESS IN 10MIN 🇵🇷 #HAPPYBIRTHDAYJENNIFERLOPEZ | PUERTO RICO 🇵🇷 - Duration: 6:05.

Happy birthday Jennifer Lopez! To celebrate I created a Let's Get Loud bodycon

dress you can make in 10min and I finished it with a Boricua tie dye print to celebrate

Puerto Rico and Jlo at the same time

go to Jlo's instagram and wish her a happy birthday

For the first part you'll need 2 t-shirts

Grab the top and turn it inside out

Put a top on top and cut the shape so it's fitted

Grab the other t-shirt and turn it inside out

Use the same top or a fitted skirt and cut the shape

Pin the sides on both pieces and sew it Then hem the arm openings

The top is with the wrong side up and then place it on the skirt

Pin it all around and sew it with a zig zag stitch

And this is the final look. If you enjoyed this dress click like & share this video with

your friends

For the tie dye I used fabric paint and mixed one of them with water. And I sprayed the

water on the fabric first

I also want to share why I I love Jennifer Lopez so much & made this video for her

1. I love that Jlo is curvy and a proud latina! It was so refreshing when Jlo launched her

first album because Jlo was to Europe what Selena Quintanilla was to the States. The

first latina to embrace her curves and her roots and growing up in a white society where

a woman of color was embraced was so refreshing not only for latinas but also for black and

arabic women.

2. PRoud Puerto Rican I know Jennifer was born in the states but

I love that she's Puerto Rican & proud. And I can imagine that wasn't easy because she

was the first highest paid latina in Hollywood and paved the way for so many. I can imagine

that being latina and proud in an environment where others are not, was probably not easy.

But she did it and Puerto Rico can be proud with such a talented ambassador

3. Multi Passionate Entrepreneur Acting, music, fashion, beauty, las vegas,

tv series, being a mum. Is there anything Jlo can't do? She was the first or one of

the first who successfully transitioned from acting to music and it's so inspiring to see

how she's uses her multiple talents and creates successful projects along the way.

let the paint dry overnight and this is what it looks like in the end

The colors became darker so I probably should have used less water

but as Bob Ross used to say, there are not mistakes

only happy accidents

And this is the final look. A bodycon dress with a Puerto Rican touch inspired by Jennifer Lopez

Subscribe for more videos and share this video

with your friends

Thank you so much for watching and let me know in the comments below what you would

like to see me to do next

For more infomation >> 🇵🇷 DIY TSHIRT TO DIY BODYCON DRESS IN 10MIN 🇵🇷 #HAPPYBIRTHDAYJENNIFERLOPEZ | PUERTO RICO 🇵🇷 - Duration: 6:05.

-------------------------------------------

Judge to dismiss charges against Ray Tensing at Monday morning hearing - Duration: 1:30.

For more infomation >> Judge to dismiss charges against Ray Tensing at Monday morning hearing - Duration: 1:30.

-------------------------------------------

IMF announcement of lower UK and USA growth is positive for Gold and Silver prices - Duration: 4:20.

For more infomation >> IMF announcement of lower UK and USA growth is positive for Gold and Silver prices - Duration: 4:20.

-------------------------------------------

CNN International Sports / Other Promo - Duration: 1:01.

If you can't be there for all the excitement of global sports competition

—on the field and around the track—

stay on top of the action, the scores and the highlights with CNN International

—every hour, round the clock.

And remember: CNN International brings you

* live coverage of breaking news from around the world

"The Iraqi president appears determined..."

* live updates from Europe and the global hotspots

"The residents of Sarajevo, forced to dodge snipers..."

* news features on lifestyles worldwide

* international business programs

* plus live reports from the world's financial capitals

* in-depth global weather

* and interviews with entertainers and experts on international issues.

"I get asked in lots of interviews, 'who are you prepared not to...'"

For sports, news, business, and weather,

turn to the one source seen in over 200 countries and territories:

CNN International—The world's news leader.

For more infomation >> CNN International Sports / Other Promo - Duration: 1:01.

-------------------------------------------

"Vegans Not Immune From Heart Disease" Dr Caldwell Esselstyn - Duration: 3:01.

A Whole food plant-based diet appears to be the healthiest diet for humans and this is the diet that

Dr. Caldwell Esselstyn has been using to reverse end-stage heart disease

Dr. Dean ornish also found that a high plant food diet effectively treated heart disease

So why are some vegans suffering from heart disease?

What are endothelial cells and nitric oxide?

And what role do they play in our cardiovascular health? Well let's hear now from the esteemed Surgeon,

Dr. Caldwell Esselstyn as he answers these questions

The Audio quality isn't great. So there are subtitles available for this clip I

I treat vegetarians and vegans for heart disease all the time. They eat oil, french fries, they eat glazed donuts

they're just not immune from injuring their endothelium and as you keep the injury and you decrease your nitric oxide

You don't have enough nitric oxide left to protect yourself from getting vascular disease

The endothelium is so exciting because this is sort of the master spark plug of the health of all of our blood vessels.

It's that tiny little layer that lines the inside of all of our arteries.

which is truly the life jacket and the guardian of our blood vessels.

And it's the salvation

as it were of protecting the health of all of our blood vessels because of

a small little magic powerful molecule of gas, nitric oxide, that it makes and

nitric oxide does all these marvelous functions

That maintains the integrity and the health of our blood vessels and now

it's very clear that there are certain foods that every time they pass your lips you injure, trash and

compromise

The ability of your endothelium to to do its job of making this nitric oxide. to hear more about the effect oils

Including olive oil have on our endothelial cells be sure to check out this video

If you want to learn which other foods injure our endothelial cells see this video

Dr.. Esselstyn has written an amazing book called prevent and reverse heart disease based on the groundbreaking results of a 20-year

Study, it's a New York times bestseller

And it reveals the life-saving diet that can both prevent and help

Reverse the effects of heart disease links to buy the book will be in the description below

Thank you so much for watching if you liked the video

Please give a thumbs up leave a comment below and subscribe for more upcoming videos

and

you

For more infomation >> "Vegans Not Immune From Heart Disease" Dr Caldwell Esselstyn - Duration: 3:01.

-------------------------------------------

Caveira Kobe - Duration: 0:30.

Now at corridor – coming to Library.

OK. –In Library. There.

N, o, w, now.

N, o, w – now. –No, f***, incoming interrogation.

Incoming interrogation.

It wasn't Buck, it was Caveira there.

But it doesn't matter.

I did try to wait her out.

I got Caveira so damn nicely.

For more infomation >> Caveira Kobe - Duration: 0:30.

-------------------------------------------

Hair2wear Christie Brinkley Extension 12" - Duration: 17:53.

For more infomation >> Hair2wear Christie Brinkley Extension 12" - Duration: 17:53.

-------------------------------------------

Bandung Food Vlog - Part 1 | From Cafe Hopping To Street Food - Duration: 7:21.

there's a Vespa

Now, I'm in Sejiwa

Waiting for the food

It's in Progo street

It's close to Hummingbird (cafe)

Now, we're going to Let's Go Gelato

Hmmm... This is the cone

So.. If you want it on a cone

You need to pay IDR 5000 additional

Hmmm... but the cone was good

Similar to egg roll

I want to buy DumDum

Yes, that's good

Finally, DumDum thai tea

Martabak Nikmat Andir

The best Martabak in Bandung, but they're closed

The soup is really good

But the dumplings, I prefer the one at Gang Luna

Clear sign,

The soup was gone

The soup is so tasty

I can't finished the noodles, I'm not really into it

In front of Indomaret

At Gardujati street

Beside, it's the place for Nasi Campur

Es Jeruk, some drinks

Also, Ronde

This is the menu

They have All Day Breakfast

Soup, salad, munchies, burger

Asian food, steak, pasta

The special one, they have everything Salted Egg Yolk menu

He said, it's a spinner

Truffle mushroom pasta

Bon Appetit

Pray first

Salted Egg Chicken

With fried egg, chili oil, and some veggies

Spent around IDR 160k

OK, next it's Sydwic. I love their coffee

But, I'm not really into their Matcha Green Tea Layer Cake

I think they used Jasmine Green Tea

Though I love their Iced Cappuccino

Finally, our last stop, Cibadak Culinary Night

Well usually, I'm not really into pork dishes

But, it's an expection, Samcan Goreng Epenk

They have Nasi Campur with Samcan Goreng (fried pork belly), egg, and fried meatball

The Bakso Goreng (fried meatballs) is really tasty

The other one is with Sambal Matah

For more infomation >> Bandung Food Vlog - Part 1 | From Cafe Hopping To Street Food - Duration: 7:21.

-------------------------------------------

LIVE🔴: walkie & ERR - Всё за этот город (Mishlawi - All Night instr.) - Duration: 2:32.

INSTRUMENTAL: Mishlawi - All Night

walkie & ERR - Everything for this city (Mishlawi cover)

Everything for this city I'm prepared to give myself and Everything for this city

I'm prepared to play with fate for Everything for this city

I'm prepared to fill the world with Everything for this ever so dreary city

Everything for this city I'm prepared to give myself and Everything for this city

I'm prepared to play with fate for Everything for this city

I'm prepared to fill the world with Everything for this ever so dreary city

Everything for this city Which wants to see me in my waking hours

And I can't comprehend why we're invisible in smoke

It won't break the silence, it will just put you to sleep

I awoke your hearing and you started heading south

Winning's only a myth, how come you look so much like them?

Angel is sleeping in my room and she is beginning to take revenge

At nights I'm a telescope without lenses, I'm downloading style in Periscope

I dream of buying a skyscraper and having a blast in it like in '01

Georgie Bush taught me, bro, I take a short run to fly downward

Drop your money/granny, like Worms, and the explosion lights up your life once again

This circus of impersonators must be broken down, like Pokh and Tee did

In Russian rap I'm like Walkie T., kind of loud but kind of soft

This city must be lit in a pyre

In it I'm a defeated hero that returned with his gang

So bring me your gold, I've seen everyone

And thus today I will set fire to Everything for this city

I'm prepared to give myself and Everything for this city

I'm prepared to play with fate for Everything for this city

I'm prepared to fill the world with Everything for this city

Everything for this city Everything for this city

I'm prepared to play with fate for this ever so dreary city

Everything for this city Everything for this city Everything for this city Everything for this city

I play only for this city I'm prepared to fill the world with everything for this ever so dreary city

Everything for this city Something in this city We are bringing with smoke I am bringing and believing everything Everything for this city

I am bringing only a half I can come up with a style Without even leaving Mortal Kombat Everything for this city

Translation: https://www.facebook.com/dimitri.kakabadze.3

For more infomation >> LIVE🔴: walkie & ERR - Всё за этот город (Mishlawi - All Night instr.) - Duration: 2:32.

-------------------------------------------

Vayne Montage #12 - How To Plays Vayne ??? - Duration: 11:49.

Vayne Montage #12 - How To Plays Vayne ???

Vayne Montage #12 - How To Plays Vayne ???

Vayne Montage #12 - How To Plays Vayne ???

Vayne Montage #12 - How To Plays Vayne ???

For more infomation >> Vayne Montage #12 - How To Plays Vayne ??? - Duration: 11:49.

-------------------------------------------

Clearing at Kingston - Duration: 0:16.

For more infomation >> Clearing at Kingston - Duration: 0:16.

-------------------------------------------

Waarom doet opa Aad mee aan de modellenwedstrijd? - Duration: 1:22.

For more infomation >> Waarom doet opa Aad mee aan de modellenwedstrijd? - Duration: 1:22.

-------------------------------------------

Nikio vs Unlimited nine - Duration: 5:13.

I am a pomegranate

For more infomation >> Nikio vs Unlimited nine - Duration: 5:13.

-------------------------------------------

Как написать комментарий в ютубе с телефона? - Duration: 3:06.

For more infomation >> Как написать комментарий в ютубе с телефона? - Duration: 3:06.

-------------------------------------------

There's a Dragon in my Closet by John F. Green Read Aloud by Books Read Aloud For Children - Duration: 11:43.

There's a Dragon in my Closet.

By John F. Green

and Linda Hendry.

Jonathan Longfellow Magee awoke one morning and found a dragon in his closet.

It wasn't one of those slimy little green lizards with red forked tongues you find in a pet shop either.

Hardly!

This dragon was huge!

It was sitting all scrunched up like a pretzel, its long tail wrapped around its neck three

times just so it could fit in the closet.

It was covered with silver scales that curled up like sardine lids.

Spiky whiskers stuck out from its broad green snout, where two nostrils perched like twin

railway tunnels in the side of a mountain.

Large, unhappy eyes peered out at Jonathan.

"Hey, how did you get in there?" asked Jonathan.

The dragon looked embarrassed.

"I'm not too sure.

I was chasing a knight through the forest when he disappeared around a corner.

I was going so fast I couldn't stop, and I guess I skidded off the page.

The next thing I knew I was folded up inside this closet."

"Hmm," said Jonathan thoughtfully, "it must have been that book I brought home from

the library about knights and dragons."

"Maybe you'd better find a different place to keep your books," said the dragon.

"It's a bit crowded in here.

Got any ideas how I can get back where I came from?

I sure could use my nice roomy cave."

"Let me work on it," Jonathan answered, and he closed the door.

Then he opened it again.

"By the way," he asked, "do you breathe fire?"

"Only when I sneeze," sniffed the dragon.

"And I only do that when I'm nervous."

"Oh," said Jonathan.

He closed the door again, carefully, and went downstairs.

Jonathan's mother was in the kitchen.

"Mother," he said quietly, "there's a dragon in my closet."

"Of course, dear.

Now, eat your toast or you'll be late for school."

Jonathan's father was in the den.

"There's a dragon in my closet, father," he said politely.

"Not now, son.

I'm late for a meeting."

Jonathan's big brother was in the hall getting his books ready for school.

"Guess what," said Jonathan.

"There's a dragon in my closet."

His brother laughed.

"Don't be silly," he said.

Jonathan's baby sister was under the piano bench in the living room playing with the dog.

When he told her about the dragon she said, Yecchfpssth."

As he left for school Jonathan met the letter carrier coming up the walk.

"Hi, Jonathan.

What's new?" she greeted him.

"There's a dragon in my closet," he answered eagerly.

"Yeah, and I've got Moby Dick in my bathtub!" said the letter carrier, slapping her leg in glee.

At the next house the delivery boy from the meat market was ringing the doorbell.

"Hey," Jonathan yelled across the hedge, "there's a dragon in my closet!"

The delivery boy raised one eyebrow, wiped his nose on his sleeve and said, "Humpf!"

Things didn't go much better at school.

"Oh, sure," said one friend when Jonathan told him his news.

"Fat chance," said another.

One shrugged, one snickered, one doubled over laughing.

No one believed him.

At recess Jonathan asked his teacher if he could speak to him privately.

"Of course, Jonathan.

What would you like to talk to me about?"

"Well," said Jonathan carefully, "when I got up this morning there was a dragon in my closet."

"How exciting!"

"The problem is," Jonathan continued, "nobody believes me."

"You must admit," his teacher said, "that a dragon is a strange thing to find in a closet."

He winked at Jonathan.

"What do you think I should do about it?"

His teacher coughed politely.

"Maybe you should take another look.

Maybe you just imagined you saw a dragon."

After school Jonathan hurried home as fast as he could.

He burst through the front door, bounced up the stairs to his room, took a deep breath,

and yanked open the closet door.

The dragon was still there.

"You're still here," said Jonathan.

"Yes, I'm still here," replied the dragon crossly.

"You must be hungry," said Jonathan.

"What do dragons eat for dinner?"

"Toads, snails, worms, bats –" "Never mind," Jonathan interrupted.

"I'll bring you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

After he fed the dragon Jonathan sat down at his desk and took out some paper and a pen.

This is what he wrote:

Jonathan Longfellow Magee

cordially invites you to attend A DRAGON SHOWING at 4:00p.m. today in his bedroom

Please Be Prompt!

He wrote the same invitation over and over again.

Then before he went to bed he checked one more time to see if there really was a dragon in his closet.

The next morning Jonathan gave an invitation to his mother, who said, "How delightful, Jonathan!

Of course I'll be there."

He gave another to his father, who said, "Very clever, son.

You can count on me."

He gave one to his big brother, who stuffed it into his back pocket without even looking at it.

He even gave one to his baby sister, who chewed happily on it for the rest of the morning.

On the way to school he gave one to the letter carrier and another to the delivery boy.

"Imagine that!" said the letter carrier to the delivery boy.

"The kid really believes he has a dragon in his closet!"

He gave each of his friends one, and at recess he handed the last one to his teacher.

"It's still there!" he whispered.

"No, kidding!" his teacher whispered back.

"Well, I'll certainly be there to see it."

Promptly at four o'clock that afternoon Jonathan led everyone upstairs to his bedroom.

First came his mother carrying his baby sister in her arms.

His father followed closely behind, then the letter carrier, the delivery boy, his big brother, and his teacher.

Two of his friends were there,

and a couple of kids from his baseball team who were curious about what was going on.

As soon as they'd all squeezed into the room Jonathan walked over and opened the closet door.

"I told you," he announced proudly, "there's a dragon in my closet!"

Everybody stared at the dragon.

The dragon stared back nervously.

Its whiskers itched, its nostrils twitched, and suddenly it sneezed!

A bright flame shot into the room.

Coat hangers flew.

Pants, shirts and socks sailed through the air like kites on a string.

And the closet doorknob shot across the room and stuck into the wall beside the window!

The delivery boy and Jonathan's teacher raced down the hall and locked themselves in the bathroom.

Jonathan's father jumped through the bedroom window onto the porch roof and slid down the drain spout.

The kids were right behind him.

His mother fainted, and his big brother tried to crawl into one of the dresser drawers.

His baby sister went sailing under the bed, and the letter carrier leaped straight up into the air.

"Jumping toadstools!" she yelled.

"The kid's got a dragon in his closet!"

The force of the sneeze knocked the dragon out of the closet, right on top of Jonathan.

They looked at each other and smiled as they lay together under a jumbled heap of clothing.

Then Jonathan spied the book he'd borrowed from the library sticking out from under the dragon's tail.

He picked it up and held it under his friend's still smoking snout.

"Here's your book," he said.

"An Illustrated History of Ferocious Dragons."

"Do you think you could find a good place for me in there?" asked the dragon wistfully.

Jonathan opened the book to a large picture of a beautiful green forest.

"How about this?"

"Delightful! exclaimed the dragon.

He climbed up onto Jonathan's bed.

"Now hold the book still.

I'm going to do a swan dive."

Jonathan held the book out at arm's length.

"I'll miss you," he said sadly.

"Me too, but I don't belong here.

I'm homesick."

"Goodbye…"

In the next instant the dragon had disappeared between the fluttering pages of Jonathan's book.

One morning a few days later Jonathan turned to his father at breakfast.

"Father," he said quietly but firmly, "there's a one-eyed giant in the spare room."

THE END

For more infomation >> There's a Dragon in my Closet by John F. Green Read Aloud by Books Read Aloud For Children - Duration: 11:43.

-------------------------------------------

1 हफ्ते में 5 से 10 इंच बाल कैसे बढ़ाये | HOW TO GROW YOUR HAIR FASTER 2 INCHES - Duration: 1:11.

How to grow your hair faster 2 inches using this hair growth tips

makes your hair faster, longer and thicker

thanks for watch this amazing and new hair grow video

play our more new hair growth videos and subscribe us for grow your hair 2 to 5 inches

No comments:

Post a Comment