Hi its me.
Now who exactly am I you ask?
Hello. It's me I said. Savanna Ayan.
Don't act like you don't know me. Like you forgot who I was.
If you really have no idea who I am just play along.
I'm nobody that's who I am.
But we're just gonna pretend like I'm somebody for right now.
Okay?
Or would you rather me like..
do an ASMR video right now?
Okay?
Are you calm? Okay.
Let's get back to the video.
Hello
...again
from this side. I know you might have been confused but no I'm not in California
I'm on the east coast, but it's all good.
This is what the internet is for. So that you can still see me.
And I can see you.
Anyways, today-
you tell me.
I heard that.
Wait. Who am I? We've already been over this.
Okay fine.
A detailed analysis of who I am and my life story
..or whatever.
Do I do makeup v-
Do I look like I do makeup videos?
I mean if you think I do well then..
I just started wearing it like a few days ago. I even recorded it.
Are you seeing this?
Yeah, I'm not a beauty guru, okay.
You can get that outta your minds right now.
But what am I though? First of all I'm pretty sure that I'm human.
I could be an alien.
I would be okay with that if it came with super powers.
If I could have a super power...
I don't know. What would yours be?
I'm the type of person first of all to be talking to a camera...just for no particular reason.
I'm extremely shy. Not slightly, not medium, large, supersized-
Anything you can think of, times it by at least five thousand.
Why am I making this video, soon to be videos if I'm that shy?
Don't ask me. I don't know.
I just...thought it would help?
How about I just tell you the story of my life
Well, not the whole story because we'd be here all day, and we might also get a little depressed
So...
Here we go.
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Savanna Ayan.
In case you're wondering Ayan was her middle name and yes she always went by that name.
For instance, when she would write her little story books and draw cartoons etcetera etcetera
rainbows and butterflies
Oh no! No butterflies! Absolutely terrified of butterflies!
It's a long story that involved crying and running out of a little butterfly house zoo thing
And probably had something to do with Spongebob, but you know
I'm not gonna blame him for all the therapy I need in my adult life. I'm not.
This little girl grew up into a big/little/medium girl
And wrote even more.
Aquired a camera, filmed herself like she's doing now.
But she didn't post it on the internet-
you can't share everything.
Sometimes you just gotta live your life like TI and Rihanna.
That was around the time period where that song came out wasn't it?
This girl filmed herself and acquired tons of embarrassing videos
And once again did not post them
Thank God!
But anyways, the point is
This girl was truly being herself and loving life.
And eventually...
Things fell apart like they do in all stories
But you know, stories have happy endingsss
sometimes
Not that this is the end of my story, but still
What I'm trying to say is..I need to get back to the way that I was
And be creative and be me
And even be better than the old..young me
And be less shy about that, which I feel is still part of being me
I mean, it's like I'm two different people but neither of them is a lie they're both me.
It's not like I'm actually two different people if you know what I mean
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
So...
It was nice meeting you..all over again.
We will-We. Who ever is watching this-
Are you going to come back?
Are we all in this together? High School Musical-
I need your verbal agreement. Preferably in song.
Who cares if there are twenty people around you or if you're sitting in a library?
You can whisper it!
I'm not a hundred percent serious on this, because you know good and well I wouldn't do it.
But that's okay. Because I sense you.
I know your answer.
And for some of you that answer isn't good and you left me along time ago
But that's okay because-
Telepathy! That can be the super power.
And we have that.
But we don't have mind control.
That's just rude.
Although, I would like to be able to control bugs
So that I would know none of them would come anywhere near me, especially not those demon butterflies
Just think about it, okay
They lure you in with the beauty of their wings. But they're just wings, people!
It's like a zombie looking like "come here!"
With like pretty wings. No! Don't go near it!
A butterfly is not just wings!
Come on now.
Have you seen what's between-have you seen it?
How you gonna be afraid of bugs and then not be afraid of a buttefly like c'mon now. C'mon.
Some people are all like "Oh, butterflies are pretty and ladybugs are good luck" or whatever
And I'm over here emptying half a raid bottle on one ladybug
There's never just one ladybug.
There's never just one!
Don't judge me like I'm not even joking. I don't play that.
I don't like any bug! No discrimination.
Okay. I think you've learned enough about me for one day.
Be sure to tune in next time just to see if I've gained any type of sense. Bye!
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