(screams) (heavy metal music plays)
- We're going on tour!
Nevermind, it's canceled.
- Alexa, play rock music.
- 'Cause sometimes to stay alive,
you gotta kill your blinds.
Hey everyone and welcome back to the CrankThatFrank channel,
the only channel on YouTube where you can get
family friendly alternative content
and in this case, a family friendly alternative tour!
- Woo!
(beep) - Guys, it's happening.
I made a video a little while ago
and I asked you guys to demand your city for tour
and I'm very, very excited to announce
Eva will be coming on every single date.
(beep)
You whipped me, you whipped my hair.
- I whipped so good.
(distortion)
(both laugh)
Example one. - Oh my God.
- Of why we're together.
Ah! - Buy tickets. (both laugh)
(beep) - I'm making this a mess
and it's only like the first minute.
- So, (both laugh)
geez. (beep)
- We have to compose (mumbles)
(Frank laughs)
(mumbles)
M'kay.
- Why'd you do the crab?
(beep)
The tour is called (drum roll)
Kinda Emo. - Which is accurate.
- Which is very accurate to us and maybe to all of you.
You guys were asking,
"Frank, what is the tour gonna be about?
"Is the tour gonna be emo?"
And my answer to that is...
Kinda.
(jovial music)
(both laugh) (beep)
We've been extremely cryptic on Twitter and Instagram
for like the past week
and it's been fun to be the Walmart Twenty One Pilots
but we're very excited to announce our tour,
the dates, where you can get tickets, all of that stuff.
- All of that emo stuff.
- All of that kinda emo stuff.
(beep)
Tour starts September 22nd in Orlando, Florida.
- Oh.
Disney.
(Eva laughs) (beep)
Also, let me just add, that's three days before my birthday.
- Everyone in the crowd sing Eva Happy Birthday.
- But the emo version.
- I want everyone to cry. (beep)
The next date is Dallas, Texas on September 23rd.
(Eva claps)
We love our Texas people.
Two days before Eva's birthday.
Please sing her Happy Birthday but the kinda emo version.
Okay, now we're just gonna dive right into it
and give you guys the rest of the dates.
The next date is Washington, DC.
- Which is October sixth.
- The next date is October seventh in Boston, Massachusets
and then we're going international.
- Woo.
- October 13th in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
We're super excited. - Yes.
- To meet all you Canandi-emos.
- Canandi-egens
- Canan-emo?
(beep)
Then, October 14th, we're going to Chicago, Illinois.
Then we're going to my hometown.
- Where's that?
- Brooklyn, New York on October 20th.
- Ooh, pizza. (both laugh)
- That's where the good pizza is everyone.
The good pizza. - Yes.
- We're Italian, by the way. (beep)
Then on October 21st
we're going to Philadephia, Pennsylvania.
- Aye. (distortion)
- Stop dabbing. - No, you can't stop me.
- You stop dabbing. - You can never stop me.
- There's no dabbing allowed at the show.
- Yes, there is, dab.
- Emo dabbing. (beep)
October 27th, we're going to Phoenix, Arizona.
Like hey young blood!
Like that.
(Eva mumbles) (beep)
Then October 28th, we're going to Denver, Colorado.
Then on November third, we're going to Seattle, Washington.
All my Seattles.
- What? (both laugh)
(beep)
- I thought like sea, Seattle, like sea attle.
I don't, like sea otters. - Okay, like marp, marp, map.
- No one's gonna buy tickets. (Frank laughs)
(beep)
And then, the final show is going to be November forth!
- Ee. - in Los Angeles, California.
- It's gon' be great.
- It's gonna be a lot of fun.
Now that we explained all the dates to you guys
for way too long. - Yep.
- We're gonna break down how tickets work
and where you can buy them and everything.
So firstly, if you wanna buy a ticket,
go to fullscreenlive.com.
If you go there, you'll be directed to the homepage,
if you want a direct link to our tour,
then click the link, the first link in the description,
at the very top of the description, you can get tickets.
Every ticket comes with a meet and greet.
- Every one.
- If you come to the show, you get to meet us.
- Mm-hm.
- Every single one of you, everyone, I wanna stress this.
If you come to the show...
- You have to meet us. - You have a meet and greet.
You... - You have to--
- You have to. (beep)
You don't have to. - You don't, you have to.
- If you would like to meet us, we would love to meet you.
I love meeting you guys
and we wanted to make sure every single ticket
comes with a meet and greet.
So to break down tickets, there's three tiers.
First one, is general admission
which is the meet and greet and admission.
That's a post-show meet and greet,
a picture and an autograph.
Autographs I should say.
- Autographs.
- Eva's is much better than mine.
- It is, you'll see.
- Then there's VIP which is early entrance,
pre-show meet and greet,
and you also get a VIP laminate and a VIP poster.
There's gonna be tour exclusive merch by the way.
- That might possibly say Kinda Emo on it.
- It could. - Maybe.
- No promises, I'm just saying it could say that
and this merch you can't get anywhere else.
You have to get it on tour.
And of course that comes with the picture
and the autographs as well.
- And... - The big one.
- Last one. - With the red B emoji.
The big one.
All-access VIP.
- But what do they get?
- I just wanna say, this is for like the super yeemos.
- Like-- - Sounds like superheroes.
If you're super emo, this is the ticket package for you.
It's super limited, we're not gonna have many for each show.
If you are a hardcore yeemo,
all-access VIP.
You get, first entry into the venue.
- Number one.
- Number one.
The best spots in the venue for the show,
so you're gonna have the best seats or standing.
- Or standing. - Or barricade.
However it's set up.
- Barricade sounds more emo.
- We might open up the pit.
- You can dab in the pit.
- The dab, imagine a pit with just dabbing.
- Emo, wait-- - Wait, we're--
- A mosh pit of dabbing.
- What about a wall of dab?
- We need to stop. (beep)
- A pre-show meet and greet
and this meet and greet is like, I wouldn't even,
I'm calling it a meet and greet
but it's more like a hangout session.
Like we are gonna hang deep.
Do you wanna talk to us for a really long period of time?
Do you wanna hang out with us, do you wanna get to know us,
do you wanna ask us deep questions,
do you wanna find out the meaning of life,
then you get the all-access VIP package.
- Do you have the answer to the meaning of life?
- Find out on the Kinda Emo tour. (beep)
But no, in all seriousness guys,
we're gonna become like best friends.
- We're gonna be like this.
- We're gonna be talking for that long.
- Yeah. - It's gonna be great.
Then you get the all-access VIP laminate, a VIP poster,
picture and the autographs,
and you also get exclusive Fullscreen Live tour merch.
- Ye.
- Now that we've broken down the three ticket tiers,
why don't we explain what we're gonna be doing at the shows.
- I don't know, it's probably gonna be kinda emo.
- There you go everyone. (beep)
We wanted to do something extremely fun and also interactive
but interactive in the way
that it's voluntarily interactive.
- Yeah, we're not forcing you.
- Like we're not gonna randomly
pick someone out of the crowd, you know what I mean,
because I personally hate that.
- I'm anxiety. (laughs)
- Yeah, we'll have like, I don't know,
like a box you could put your name in or something.
But we wanna do stuff that's fun and interactive
and kinda emo. - Yes,
and I think you guys are gonna love it.
- If you're kinda emo.
- This tour is for you.
- You took the words out of my mouth.
- I know.
- Guys, it's gonna be so much fun.
I'm really excited
and I can't wait to hang out with you guys,
put on a show for you guys.
- Yeah. - That's kinda crazy to say.
- We're so musically talented,
you're gonna listen to us sing.
- There's no promises we'll be singing.
- Maybe.
- This show is G note free.
So guys, what we want from you is if you buy tickets,
they're available today by the way.
- You go do that right now.
- Go buy a ticket.
- Well, finish watching this video.
- Right now. - And then go do that.
- Or open up a new tab.
We want you to screenshot when you buy a ticket,
show us like the confirmation that you got a ticket.
- Mm-hm.
- And tweet it to us or tag us on Instagram.
- Mm-hm.
- I'll be looking through both and if you tweet us
maybe you'll get a retweet.
I'll be following people at random.
- So we're both gonna be stalking you guys
when you show us your screenshots, your proof.
- Stalking in a nice way. - In a nice way,
like in a positive way.
- Likes and retweets and all that good stuff.
I wanna see who's coming and I just, it's really fun.
- Yeah, this is our first ever tour so we're like--
- This is like years in the making, like leading up to this.
You guys know from what I said
in my tour announcement video,
I'm just so thankful for you guys
for allowing this to happen
and I feel like we've all been waiting for so long.
- Mm-hm.
- We are gonna make this the best, most fun,
family friendly show.
- Family friendly Kinda Emo show.
- Kinda Emo show there ever is
and I'm getting way too soft right now but--
- I will cry, I'm probably gonna cry on tour. (laughs)
Like why are-- - Crying is welcome.
- Why are you here?
I'm just a big emo lump. (Frank laughs)
I'm a emo potato.
- Water balloon.
Also guys, if you want to,
we were being very cryptic on the tour accounts
that you can follow on Twitter and Instagram,
they're both @KindaEmoTour. - Mm-hm.
And you could use the hashtag what, what hastag?
- Okay, so we were using hashtag KE18, (Eva laughs)
and apparently that's a flight to Korea.
- Oh yeah.
- So everyone was like,
"Oh my God, Frank and Eva are flying to Korea,"
and in my head I'm like, "No, we're going on tour."
(both laugh)
Now, use the hashtag Kinda Emo.
We're done being cryptic.
I'm never being cryptic again.
If I'm every cryptic, take a screenshot of this video
right now, print it out, crumple it up
and throw it at my face.
I'm never being cryptic again, I missed so much this week.
Again guys, we're very, very excited
and I can't wait to meet all of you.
- Every single-- - 100% of you.
- One. - On tour, tour.
- Tour?
- A real actual tour.
Also a question I got asked was,
"Is this tour unironically going to be family friendly?"
And the answer is yes.
So if there's any parents watching
and you want to bring your child to the show,
there will be no swearing or anything like dirty
or anything like that, it'll be 100% family friendly.
Don't worry, I can't bleep myself live.
I will not say one single swear word, I promise.
Alright guys, that's gonna do it for today's video.
I'm very sorry that we were very cryptic on you guys
and I didn't upload this week but
we wanted to build some excitement
and I was laughing through my screen.
- We both were.
- I was looking around and I was like,
"Okay, now I know what those Pilot boys feel like."
But anyway guys, we're so excited, can't wait to see you,
we love you very much and I will see you in the next video.
You can also check out Eva's video that she posted today
which is tour makeup as you can see.
Our color scheme is kind of like red and black.
- Hence why I'm not wearing all black.
- But where whatever you want.
Just make it emo.
Alright guys, I'll see you in the next video.
You've just been spanked
by CrankThatFrank, woo!
Stay wickedly frosty and Kinda Emo!
(both screech)
REE!
Swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat,
swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat.
(light electronic music)
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