start spreading the news I'm leaving today I want to be part of it
New York New York
hey everybody never make fun of you this is the most disjointed chopped-up blog I
might have to throw it all away I don't know if I can salvage anything where are
we at today girl new up Jamaica New York City New York City but where'd you make
it or they they make some picante sauce here back in the day bang been hollered
at three times today and she don't even know in what language the guy that was
standing beside me didn't know in what language either he didn't know either
there - I can't say what language I know what language but anyway you've seen our
horrible time we had over in Chicago the other day what would they like with
security they say we're bringing bad we're calling the Popo you can't come in
here cuz you are a bad bad man in Newark they were like man there was nothing
thanks they said you're doing what I don't know go out go in there and ask
somebody else that's what they said okay it's almost the same story the guy was
like oh what you want what are you going and my accents are totally wrong but I
can't do an Arabic accent so he's gonna be Mexican now well what you're going we
just Park over there and go walk around and you'll find somebody who helped you
nobody wants to help me that's okay I got a telephone his face does not stink
did she pee on him his face might say yeah sure you know what happened she is
obsessed with licking her kitty I'm the dog and she goes outside to pee and he
just runs up behind her and sticks your face in it about the time she cuts loose
every now and then get some get some on your face see there
he goes doing anything else damn talking about you I'm talking about
it he does he runs his head right up her potty it's awful
you should witness it I would film it but the girl said I couldn't that
somebody would follow me I think it's funny you would not believe
how many videos that are in deputing or pieces of chit chat like this and that
getting up cutting room floor yeah the cutting room floor because all of a
sudden in the back you see the little logs inside and he wants to do more than
lick the kitty and it's like we can't have this arguing with me no it's not
appropriate for everybody to see it's not an unnatural I mean everybody wants
to see it they might want to do the extreme sometimes he kid real good not
him dog in there for a while and this past couple weeks he's been back at it
for some reason it's that time of year he's mother nature Colin I firmly
believe that even when a dog no long when she doesn't have her equipment
anymore that that she still has her cycle and other critters are like hey
yeah it's your cycle I smell it in your blood right I mean she Jones that's like
saying if if you meet some chick at the bar and she ain't got her equipment but
she's putting off the vibe it's the vibe right so even even if she ain't got what
the equipment she can still make you go
wasn't going on girl women now they may still make some hair
own without their women parts they still have the same allure they may not I mean
maybe they're making pheromones not hormones pheromones it's all about the
pheromones have you ever been walking through the IGA or where at a store you
have a Piggly Wiggly let me talk about my pheromones for a minute all right and
you're walking through the Piggly Wiggly you passed some some some some chick
right and all of a sudden I mean he wasn't even checking around or anything
it's just like and you don't know everybody your guy guys check everybody
out whether they realize it or not but it's the pheromones that's what it is
it's the pheromones where's our pheromone gland I don't know that's what
it is that's wife when you're in a deer stand
hunting and the deers are in in heat you sit up a little straighter you're all
sobered up if I look tired today's because I only had three or four hours
sleep and I'm really tired you know coming through New York was bad
oh my goodness we just get some he just get some sort
of sick pleasure from staying up too long and driving through little car
areas 278 didn't used to be closed off like it is now now in your defense
apparently I'm doing so many thanks to you because I have us picking up at
American and then I have somebody from United signing so I'm just gonna have to
redo my paperwork too cuz apparently I don't know what I'm talking about either
let me sip on your bubble coffee don't drink it all I ain't gonna be able to
stop forever cuz there's nowhere to stop out here I'll be making coffee I know
what truckstops is at look I got a Bubba mug the truck stops need to get with it
it's 30 ounces and start carrying heavy whipping cream Pilate loves ta Sant
brothers anybody who's listening heavy whipping cream they're not listening
they should be actually enough drivers that we've talked to you're doing this
diet that I bet it you know you may not want to get a whole giant thing of them
but we go in there and buy four or five includes out know the powers-that-be
move at a very slow rate we'll call that a glacier weight and by the time they
figure out that that people are doing kedo now quit yeah everybody's off keto
everybody's doing something else this is working first this ain't bad I hear a
lot of these tubers saying F taquito diet you know that
they're the same ones that are already digging with spoons and stuff right
because they still don't know how to do a proper hole how much weight they lost
eating the standard American diet I don't know but they're not chubby
Chevy's anyway so I can say screw this keto diet if they're not Chevy's I guess
yeah my goodness I came to New York City and I don't have cigarettes or not an
appendage you better not be getting any here I'm not allowed to sell appendages
I done tried that did you ever tell him that story this man got kicked off the
internet trying to sell a kidney it was just one kidney little did he know he
only has one kidney well I didn't know that back then and I didn't know it was
illegal and it should it shouldn't be illegal I want to sell my kidney I
should be allowed to sell my kidney but then people might be selling your kidney
if if you know you know sam.bewitching it that's your body or something like in
the movies when you see some cute girl and you end up in the bathtub the next
day and they leave you some antibiotics and painkillers and you got a big scar
on your side yeah just like that you know I mean like the other day when
we was in West Virginia it was wrong turn country yeah the ancestry.com thing
what about the ancestry don't remind me well we're talking about getting chopped
off the mike for kidneys right yeah and they don't do anything with
your stuff but if the government once they can subpoena your DNA from anywhere
right including them well there's a federal case right now where they're
trying to do that I told him you know if you what it would happen if you were a
match to someone in Hillary Clinton's family she said it guys I didn't do it I
didn't win politics into that was Hillary right everybody around them that
woman dies they shoot themselves in the back of the head and commit suicide like
that eight times I showed him something back here eight times it was suicide she
gets her murder mysteries mixed up between Grant Foster and
you know it's it's it's complicated with the Hillary case oh my god I can't
believe I said that why'd you take me over here for I have
look I haven't got on Trump I stayed off of Obama it's a very odd
coincidence that every person around her that has any evidence for anything ends
up dead now and I'm also saying that if my kidney somehow matched one of her
family members I'm pretty sure that I would commit suicide by cutting it out
of me and throwing myself in a ditch all right
right I don't know where to go from there guys you know it's true guys even
people that are Hillary Clinton fans know it's true
not that many people commit suicide by shooting himself seven times
Hillary Killary hi guys you see how she leaves me astray it's terrible being led
astray today you could lead me astray by my
nose I told you I'm kind of pheromone DUP over here I don't know what it is
what you do today like I tell me as his world I just live in it that's right
this is my world she just squirrel trying to get net no that's his line and
you best not be using it and acting like it's yours yeah that's what I said
don't she be trying to - she once told me this was her her dream world and she
just let me survive in it that's what I didn't know y'all had real dreams yeah
that was hilarious you don't even have dreams and you tell
me it was a jury during one of your special all right guys I'm gonna try to
see on some of this New York like oh let's hang out let me back up to 78 used
to run all the way through you didn't have to get off and go through city
streets now for so now for some reason you got to go through city streets where
you should not be high or not securely securely mounted
ended up flopping on the floor and every which other way in here on them rooms
and I always used to come in the bottom side all the Staten Island trust 278 and
to get over this area because it costs more money but it's a lot easier
apparently I'm gonna have to go back over the white stone over the shade GW
bridge I hate that taking pictures and then saying busted me and they've taken
more pic I might have to drive no you're not jack I'm not driving who drove out
of California the other day where was a San Francisco I made it
San Francisco is not New York City it's a whole different critter I mean
California is like quaaludes is Chicago worse in New York New York New York's
worse really because Chicago I don't think it's the traffic that's as bad in
Chicago the people are very rude inconsiderate I was in construction got
flipped off for going the speed limit people in New York are great but the
drivers are from Chicago if you're filming nobody hears our license anyway
right so it got to be the Chicago drivers that are causing all the travel
you know we have noticed everywhere we go there's Illinois plates like no other
state but everywhere we go there's Telenoid plates running around for some
reason it's a conspiracy yeah y'all saw what I did there didn't you
I went into lala land check out Buicks again aren't you
dirty dirty there's a lot of unused cars in New York I can't help but look at the
fenders and the bumpers I just can't help it there's a few tanks to God love
them you're awful I gotta go I'm gonna go slow down ain't
gonna get me unload or get me reloaded I'm gonna lay down for a little bit this
could be an interesting day I'm gonna try to film it if I go back cross that
Nylund we'll get the Empire State Building Ellis Island and all that good
stuff out there all right if not gonna be the project Fat City
here we come
start spreading the news I'm leaving today
Urban Decay sunny blight the girls driving in New York City talk about stop
and go traffic very that much don't worry go let me tell you what she's been
doing she is so sweet so country she keeps letting people go she'll say
it's okay honey y'all could go and she'll do a little finger way yeah yeah
she's a different finger wipes a few of them but I was still like every time
she'd let them go my mouth will fall open I feel like I'll fall hard
leap leap in within forever that one part did not make no difference
one lettuce off anyway I'm going to bed guys I'm tired I have a
great day
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