Hey guys and welcome to my new FAQ video before I start I just want to say thank you so much
You know, I've had it tough lately, in the sense that I've not been able to answer all your messages and emails
It's sad that I've come to this turning point, because this was the way for me to interact with you guys
You know, with emails and messages, but thankfully I have this YouTube thing going on and ...
We can interact this way instead. So I just want to say thank you so much for understanding
And yeah, just letting me do my own thing
Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to make all this content and just upload videos all the time
and you know, manage Solar Guitars and manage my life
So, thank you so much, okay?
"Hey, if you could attend any concert from the past, which would it be? Also, can you flash your ankles?"
Look at that beautiful thing right there.
This is gonna be a great thumbnail by the way
if you could have attended one concert from the past ...
You know, I probably wanted to go to that Nirvana concert that I had tickets to in 94
Before he committed suicide, I had the tickets
It would have been kind of cool to have attended that concert
because that would be the first time I would have seen Nirvana
And I was really into Nirvana at that time. So yeah, that's it, thank you.
"Hi, I'm from Russia, Nizhny Novgorod, one of the city where was World Cup
"and here were fans from any country, but most memorable were Swedish fans
"They are drank all beer, destroyed two cafes and sleep right on lawn, great people"
Sounds about right.
"Dude, you're such a breath of-
... fresh air?
Say that again.
"You're so real. I appreciate this."
Thank you so much. I appreciate you, you guys, okay?
Thank you for just keeping with me and you know understand my needs and ...
that you understand my sarcasm and my jokes
What was that? Was that the cat?
"Dear Ola, Fallout or Witcher?"
I would have said that, if you asked me two years ago, it would definitely have been fallout
I'm a big Bethesda fan, you know, Fallout and Skyrim and you know, Elder Scrolls but ...
Since ... what the hell?
It's a good day for burps, I guess. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna ... I probably have to edit a few of those away
But since like 2 years ago, I'm sold on Witcher and The Witcher series
I only played through Witcher 3 and it's amazing, it's an amazing game.
and it basically makes all the Bethesda Fallout and Skyrim games unplayable, in my opinion.
I bought Skyrim for my Nintendo switch and I just cannot play it, it's so ... it's such a flawed game
And I mean, there's no soul in it, if you compare it to Witcher
They're still enjoyable, but I mean, The Witcher games are just ... they're just something else, alright?
"Hey there, what do you think about modern super techy death metal bands
"such as The Faceless, Archspire, Fallujah and such? Yay or nay? Greetings from Germany, wish you only the best"
I'm not too much into these bands that you mentioned
but you know, they're metal bands, I can appreciate what they're doing.
It's just that I don't really listen to them that much
I mean, sometimes I hear a song, it's like 'f*** yeah, this is really awesome' and then it's like 'yeah ...'
"My wife saw your hair thingy, then she said 'I wanna beat this guy up'
"Would you rethink your approach to acquire more female audience? It is not working apparently"
Well, your wife needs to chill out a little bit if she wants to beat me up.
Maybe give her some D, you know? She needs to get laid.
"I can't lie, those slow mo hair shots were pretty hot"
I know.
Unless you have a you know, a really angry wife that just wants to beat the shit out of you
Yeah, she needs a dick.
Put that dick in there, help her out, you know?
"Hi Ola, why do you think men are more into guitars and metal?"
I think that men in general just are more exposed to metal through friends ... it's always been like that.
They have bands and maybe males are just more angry and more attracted by angry emotions
And ... I don't know, it's a good question actually
Maybe females are into metal, it's just that they do not know it yet.
And if they knew about it, they would probably make metal bands with women members in it
And that would definitely inspire more women into the metal genre. So let's make that happen.
Let's just inform every women out there that they're into metal
but it's nice to see now at least that there are a lot of female fronted singer metal bands
and hopefully that will inspire a lot of you know teenagers and kids and women in general
to just, you know, understand and appreciate metal
so we can just be all about equality in this man-dominated world.
I just ... yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
You know, there's always gonna be someone that's like 'F*** you Ola'
'Think about this, think about that.' Well, f*** you. I'm just trying to answer my questions here.
Take it a little bit easy, get laid.
"What's your increase percentage of wahmen in your channel
"since we have been giving you advice on women?
"I want to know if it actually helped."
Well, I just checked and it's 2.3% now
So, it's still ... from when I started it's been a 0.3% increase in women
or 0.3% decrease of male people on my channel, so ...
It's more equality at least, so that's a great thing, I like it.
"Ola, you are bonkers, I love it! Any advice for starting out a new guitar-based YouTube channel?"
I think you should do it like this: first you list your favorite youtube channel
which is probably my youtube channel, I know it.
and then you steal everything that's good about me
And make your own channel, but with your own voice
so I would say ... just do whatever you think would be fun to do and just try to be yourself while doing it
Obviously you need to have a lot of content, you need to put out ...
You need to put a lot of effort into making videos and, you know, being a constant uploader
which is not easy when you're starting out and you know ...
keeping some kind of motivation for going when you do not have that many viewers
But you know, we all have to start somewhere and I know you can do it.
I mean, I'm not anyone special, so I think that anyone with a brain can probably do what I'm doing right now.
So, good luck buddy.
"Ola, why don't you use the black Washburn 3ST Pro? I saw it on your Instagram a while back
"I may be getting one of those guitars soon"
Let me check the price for you real quick, I'm just gonna see the price for you, it's ...
Yeah, if you're lucky you'll probably get one for the incredibly cheap price of like 6000 dollars
They're really priceworthy right now. So good luck, buddy.
"Hey Ola, huge fan. I was lazily watching your latest FAQ and my wife walked and the first thing she mentioned ...
'where is the crotch cam?'
See? I'm putting my mark into all your girlfriends and your wives.
So I know I'm doing a good thing. They just come back for more.
That's awesome. Okay, what should I do?
That's why I have a new great idea right now. I put up this little ass cam right here.
Look at that. Oh, okay. Let's see how that works
I think I will attract a lot more female with this little camera right here.
"Hey Ola, would you do a Slayer tone video?"
Maybe.
"Hey man, are you planning to get new tattoos?"
Maybe.
"What do you think about Polyphia and instrumental proggy bands like them?"
I don't know.
"Do you have any other potential ongoing collaborations with other youtubers other than Delta?"
No.
"Hello Ola, since when did you start playing guitar?
"And when did you start playing well? Thanks and have a great day"
I started playing guitar when I was 13 years old
and I'm still not playing that well, I must say, so that's a little sad, I ...
"Hello Ola, I'm surprised by your age. You look a lot younger
"Is there something that concerns you about getting older? Like, are you afraid of being nearly 40?"
I think it's the burping that keeps me younger.
Is there something that concerns about me getting older...
I think the only thing that I'm concerned about, which is not really a concern
but that is that my hairline is slowly taking a walk backwards here
and eventually I'll have a skullet but you know, that's just what it is
I don't really care. Probably, at some point, I'll have to cut my hair, which is fine, you know?
I'm just gonna rock out in the meantime, okay?
"Ola, when you're on stage and there's a really powerful breakdown/riff
"would you rather headbang hard and screw a couple of notes
"or stay more reserved and play everything super cleanly?"
You know, I would probably still f*** up some notes if I was standing still
so I might as well headbang while f***ing up all my notes, that's how I look at it, you know?
So yeah, good talk.
"Ola, what do you think about the new God of War?"
Ah, I love the new God of War and I'm really taking my time with God of War, I'm playing it right now
And you know, I was in London this past weekend and I was missing God of War when I was there
I was like really ... I got abstinence.
We went outside a gaming store and I saw there was a bunch of God of War figurines in there
and I was like almost ... I almost started to cry
but now I'm back home, I'm playing it every night now, maybe like one or two hours and it's amazing
I'm really doing all the side quests and all that. It's just a great game, f*** yeah.
"Hola Ola, thanks for your signed picture last night at the 100 Club in London.
"This morning I've showed it to my girlfriend and she said you had nice muscles
"Do you do any special workouts to keep you fit? Any advice?
"As you're probably guessing, I'm feeling miserable now, no hard feelings"
That's nice to hear.
I don't really work out that ... I, you know, I lift my kids.
That's basically a simple workout for you, that I do every day.
So no, I don't really train or do anything like that. I can make ...
You know, oh, I just forgot I go to karate. Shit, I forgot about that.
Good, but it's summer break, so I forgot that I was training Karate for a second. But yeah ...
That's a good form of workout for you, it totally shapes up your legs
Alright, so Swedish word of the day: Gråtrunka.
It's an excellent word.
You know, when you're in a depressed state or you're just sad
And you know, you're just trying to help yourself feel better about yourself, you jerk off, okay?
You're trying to help your depressed situation or your sad state by jerking off and you cry at the same time
It's ... it's just ... it's a great Swedish word
I have not used it myself that much, but it's ... you know.
It's an important word and depressions are not to be taken lightly
So, a good jerk off every now and then while crying is definitely gonna help, I think so at least.
So there you go, "Gråtrunka", word of the day.
"Hello Ola, that picture you use on 'Swedish Word of the Day', What's the story? Where was the location?
"And what is the statue?"
That picture is from when I was on tour with Six 'Swede' Under and it was in Twin Falls, Idaho.
And I thought it was funny, because I called it 'Twin Balls'
You know Twin Balls Idaho, it's funny.
and that statue is in there and I just thought it was funny too, you know?
Because the statue was holding my balls.
Twinballs ... Idaho ... 'Youdaho'
"Do you have any plans to visit Dimebag and Vinnie's gravesite in Texas?"
This is something that's on my bucket list, and I'll see when, but it will happen for sure.
I will definitely go there one day, you know, it's one of my to-do things in life
And I just don't know when, maybe if I go to NAMM next year I'll swing by.
"Can't you stop making fun of metal? I would thank you for that.
"some of us musicians out there respect metal artists, but people like you make a kids' event out of it
"be serious and the metal artists wouldn't feel fooled
"It just hurts to see that as a musician student and musician"
Okay, okay.
Am I really making fun of metal? Or am I just having, you know, a good time?
In my opinion, I think a lot of people and musicians in the metal genre, they just need to lighten up a little bit.
You know, do not take yourself too seriously.
I'm not saying that this is a, you know, widespread problem in the metal genre
But I just think that a lot of people are way too stuck-up when it comes to, you know, protecting the metal genre
Who the f*** cares? I mean, it's my metal too. I do whatever I want with my genre.
You know what? I think I might Inspire people to actually go and start listening to the metal genre.
So, what is wrong with that?
Nothing.
Huh?
So you should thank me for trying to be funny.
This is the beauty with metal, is that we're a big-ass family.
You know, a lot of us are just metal dorks, and that's fine.
and if you have to be a tough guy attitude, you know ... 'do not touch my metal' and you know ...
'Pantera is the best band and you suck'
You know, I hate that f***ing attitude, it sucks.
You should change your attitude a little bit, okay?
and if you want to have a discussion regarding this, please discuss it with me in the comment section, okay?
Thank you so much for participating in my discussion
Oh, that was the last question of this video. Thank you so much for watching.
And if you have any questions, 'pleaves', 'pleaves' leave them in the comment section
Making sure the ass cam is still there. Oh, it's there. Look at that, look at that.
Impressive.
Okay, so with that ass-crack on your mind, see you next time. Bye.
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