- I love my Quick Prep programs
because I built them in direct response
to students' inquiries.
I had a lot of students coming to me
after they'd already prepared with someone else
on the academic front and still felt
like there was a gap between what they knew
and what was showing up on test day.
I also have a lot of students who come to me
and say, "I don't have a lot of time to prepare.
"I feel fairly competent with the academics
"but what the heck am I doing on the ACT or SAT?
"I don't really know what to expect."
And for these students I say try Quick Prep.
The Quick Prep programs of which there are
two versions, one for the ACT and one for the SAT,
are short condensed versions of the strategies
I teach in my Complete Package program.
Now the Complete Package program also has
full-blown academic review so it's incredibly intensive.
But this program allows students to take
the strategies they need, leave the academics aside,
and see if that gets them exactly where
they want to go.
And in many cases it's enough to get them scores
they're proud of so they can say sayonara
to testing forever.
And I love that!
I want to give students the amount of prep
appropriate to them so they can extract
the scores they want and get on with their lives.
This four-hour program not only gives students
an overarching strategy to approach
either the ACT or the SAT, it also dives
into the strategies specific to individual sections.
So what I do is I teach students a quota driven way
of approaching the exam.
What do I mean by that?
What is a quota-driven strategy?
Well, not every student is going for perfect scores.
And if you're not, then crossing the finish line,
actually finishing individual sections
may not be helping your score.
At the end of the day, accuracy is greater than speed.
Many of my students will laugh when they hear that
because I say it a lot, but the accuracy,
how many questions you're answering right is
more important than the amount of questions
you're answering.
Now there's a tipping point of course for every student
depending on what score they're looking for.
They need to answer a certain quota of questions right
in order to get the score they need.
So I break every section down along these lines.
It's a very logical approach to the exam
while I also give them strategies to manage their time
so that they can improve their accuracy
within the time that they need
in order to complete the quota of questions
they need to answer.
I know this sounds a little confusing,
but the beauty of it is that it toggles
the flexibility of the quotas that I give students,
the different rubrics that they can
then pick and choose where to push further
and where to really hedge their bets allows
them to toggle their score to the point
that it is as high as possible overall
by favoring strengths and hedging bets
where there are weaknesses.
Now the video tutorials in and of themselves are
sufficient to help students find
these great boosts in their scores
and find testing confidence within themselves.
However, if a student wants to take this above and beyond,
he or she can leverage the 10-day study guide.
Now the study guide is optional.
It leverages free ACT and SAT materials
and allows students to go in and put these skills
into practice before they step in on test day.
I recommend it if their schedule allows
but if it doesn't that's okay, the videos in
and of themselves are sufficient to help
students find those higher scores.
Now an additional bonus that I have added
into this program are my Q and A libraries.
What students can do once they do
some of that practice is submit any questions
that they have.
Within one week, I'll submit a video explanation
of all the questions that I got the previous week
so the students can see how to work
through the questions that they missed.
This feature allows students to also go back
and look at previous video replies.
So if they have a question, they may have
the response sitting right there
in the Q and A library.
If it's not, they can submit it
and I will answer the question within one week
but generally sooner.
Now there is another bonus included as well
and this is one that the whole family can benefit from.
It's my Cash for College workshop.
As you may know, we're family-owned and operated,
and one of the things that my dad and I constantly look
at each other and say, "Why did we not know this
"when I was in high school?"
Is how much money can be squeezed
out of an ACT or SAT score and it's not just
for the highest scoring students.
It is for every student who knows where to look
for cash for college.
So while our ACT and SAT scores are important
to helping us get into school,
they're even more important in helping us get
merit aid and private scholarships.
And that is something that is not necessarily driven
by how strong your student's score is.
So this workshop walks you through how test scores
can actually turn into cash for college
and provide short trainings on different
free resources that are available out there
and how to use them best as you're doing
college search and looking for cash for college
from the get-go.
And you get six months of access to everything
for just 187.
It's a fantastic deal and I highly encourage you
to dive in and take advantage of it
if you're looking for a program
that's going to help your student get
a higher score quickly and with the least amount
of stress possible.
This is a fantastic balance and I really hope
to see you in the program.
The great news is it's all delivered online
so if you want to get started right now,
just click the button below.
You'll have the option of choosing the ACT Quick Prep
or the SAT Quick Prep program, place your order
and everything will be in your inbox in minutes.
So let's get started.
Click the button below and I'll see you in the program.
(light happy music)
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6 Foods You Need to Accelerate Hair Growth - Duration: 3:07.
6 Foods You Need to Accelerate Hair Growth
Long hair is a goal many women seek to achieve.
In addition to special shampoos, masks, and haircuts during the waxing moon, a change
in nutrition will also help hair grow more quickly.
Bright Side wants to tell you about products that will not only make your hair grow faster
but also make it more healthy.
1.Salmon
The omega-3 fatty acids contained in this fish strengthen hair follicles and stimulate
hair growth.
Scientific experiments have shown that the consumption of products containing these acids
shortens the telogen phase (the resting period of hair follicles) for half a year.
In addition, salmon contains vitamin B12 and iron, which also help your hair grow faster.
2.Oysters
Oysters are a goldmine of zinc, due to which hair grows faster and gets shiny.
An oyster a day more than compensates the daily need of this element.
Of course, it�s almost impossible to treat oneself with such a delicacy every day.
You can replace them with wheat bran, beef (especially the liver), and pork as these
foods also contain enough zinc.
3.Chicken
Chicken is rich in animal protein, and we need it for the production of keratin � the
substance the hair shaft is made up of by 80%.
Protein deficiency for only 2-3 months leads to a halt in hair growth as well as hair loss.
Other lean varieties of meat (turkey, rabbit) also contain enough animal protein.
4.Eggs
Eggs contain necessary elements for hair growth and maintenance of normal hair condition,
such as protein and biotin.
Biotin as the food additive is recommended to stop hair loss, but, being obtained with
food, it will be much more effective.
In addition, eggs contain leucine (responsible for cell division) and other amino acids our
hair needs.
5.Almonds
Almonds contain vitamin E, which activates hair growth and strengthens the hair.
30 grams of almonds (about 15-20 nuts) contains 70% of the daily norm.
In addition, almonds contain such useful substances as biotin, fatty acids, and B vitamins.
6.Pumpkin seeds
Pumpkin seeds contain vitamins B1, B2, B3, and B4, responsible for hair growth, as well
as B5 and B6, providing scalp health.
If you�ve got serious hair loss, you need to include more pumpkin oil in your diet since,
according to the study, it helps even with severe forms of this disease.
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Chị hai ngón chữa khỏi 100% thoát vị đĩa đệm đau nhức xương khớp 13 năm chỉ với ly nước này - Duration: 7:26.
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Oscar De La Hoya "The Weight Won't Affect Him! Commercial was a direct jab at Donald Trump!" - Duration: 3:17.
The Mayweather loss helped Canelo mature, got him faster, stronger more intelligent so that happens in boxing. When you have a difficult fight
and you come back to the gym, you train harder, more intelligent to get better.
You fought manny, you went down in weight, you think something similar can happen to chavez
No no no. Hes doing it right dropping weight. He has his doctors, his trainer Nacho Beristain. When I dropped in weight
to make the weight for Pacquiao I did it wrong. I decided at the last minute to do everything different and new
and strength trainer that I didnt know. I confided in him to get me right and we did it wrong. The fight was for 147 pounds
I dropped to 141 one month before the fight! I was weak, I didnt have anything, I couldn't function. So I have no doubts that Chavez is well prepared
and weight wont effect him.
Well we are very happy to give fans this beautiful fight. It will be a special night for boxing fans around the world
because it will be a action fight between two proud mexicans with alot of pride. We're happy to be apart of this.
Yea truthfully, that commercial we did of them breaking the wall, it was a jab at trump. Thats what I wanted to do
and show him, Chavez and Canelo coming to the United States, breaking the wall, having a big economic impact
in Las Vegas and the country on PPV all that is positive. So the commercial was a directly aimed at him
The undercard is excellent with Lucas Matthysse, Jojo Diaz, David Lemieux..its gonna be a action filled fight with great fights. we happy!
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Lawsuit: State of Oregon doesn't own word 'engineer' - Duration: 4:16.
JENNIFER: NOW WE HAVE A STORY
ABOUT TWO THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT
NORMALLY PUT TOGETHER.
JEFF:
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
TRAFFIC ENGINEERING AND THE
FIRST AMENDMENT.
DAN TILKEN.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TRAFFIC
ENGINEERING AND THE FIRST
AMENDMENT.
THIS HAS TO DO WITH WHETHER THE
STATE OF OREGON OWNS A
PARTICULAR WORD AND WHETHER YOU
CAN GET IN TROUBLE FOR USING IT
LIKE A MAN IN BEAVERTON DID.
ON THE STREETS OF BEAVERTON
WHERE NO CITY IN OUR ENTIRE
REGION HANDS OUT TICKETS FASTER,
AND THOUSANDS ARE FOR PEOPLE
RUNNING RED LIGHTS.
DAN: AND THIS MAN HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY ABOUT THE CAMERAS AND THE
MATH FORMULA THAT DETERMINES IF
THE CAMERA FLASHES, AND YOU GET
A TICKET.
DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES,
THIS HAS BEEN USED INCORRECTLY?
YES.
DAN: THAT WAS MY MIND.
WE CAN PROVE IT.
DAN: THIS DEMONSTRATION IS PART
OF THE THREE-YEAR OBSESSION OF
SWEDISH BORN ELECTRONICS EXPERT
MATS JARLSTROM AFTER HIS WIFE
GOT A TICKET.
HE SAYS SOME DRIVERS GET CAUGHT
IN A NO MAN'S LAND WHEN SLOWING
DOWN TO TURN RIGHT ON GREEN WHEN
THE LIGHT SUDDENLY TURNS YELLOW,
.
JARLSTROM WANTS TO TELL THE
WORLD ABOUT WHAT HE FOUND.
SO HE SHARED HIS RESEARCH AT A
, CONFERENCE OF PEOPLE WHO HELP
SET NATIONAL TRAFFIC POLICY,
.
PRETTY COOL, BUT HERE'S WERE
HERE THINGS GET INTERESTING FOR
AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT REASON.
JARLSTROM HAD TAKEN HIS
POTENTIAL BREAK THROUGH TO THE
STATE OF OREGON'S BOARD OF
EXAMINERS FOR ENGINEERING ASKING
THEM TO CHANGE THE WAY TRAFFIC
ENGINEERS ARE TRAINED ON THE
FORMULA FOR YELLOW LIGHTS.
INSTEAD, THAT BOARD ACCUSED
JARLSTROM OF THE UNLICENSED
PRACTICE OF ENGINEERING.
JARLSTROM WAS FINED AND COULD
FACE FURTHER PUNISHMENT IF HE
CONTINUES TO CALL HIMSELF AN
ENGINEER AND TALK ABOUT HIS
RESEARCH.
TURN IT AROUND AND WANT TO
KILL THE MESSENGER.
DAN: HIS FRUSTRATION WAS FELT
ALL THE WAY IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
BY THE PEOPLE BEHIND THIS
WEBSITE.
THE INSTITUTE FOR JUSTICE WHICH
FIGHTS FOR PEOPLES'
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, WILL
FIGHT FOR JARLSTROM'S.
THE FIRST AMENDMENT
GUARANTEES TO EVERY AMERICAN
THEIR RIGHT TO DEBATE ANYTHING
AND EVERYTHING.
FROM TAXES TO THEOLOGY TO
TRAFFIC LIGHTS.
AND NOBODY NEEDS A GOVERNMENT
PERMISSION SLIP TO TALK.
DAN: TODAY, THEIR LAWYERS STOOD
NEXT TO JARLSTROM, AFTER FILING
A FEDERAL LAWSUIT SAYING THE
STATE OR OREGON CANNOT OWN THE
WORD ENGINEER.
YOU CAN SEE WHY THE STATE WOULD
WANT TO REGULATE WHO'S AN
ENGINEER.
FOR INSTANCE WE ALL WANT KNOW
, THE PERSON WHO DESIGNED THE
BRIDGE WE DRIVE OVER OR THE
BUILDING WE WORK IN IS QUALIFIED
BUT JARLSTROM'S LAWYERS ARGUE
, THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO INTEREST
IN RESTRICTING WHO CAN TALK
ABOUT OR CRITIQUE THE
ENGINEERING PRINCIPLES.
IT'S NOT JUST JARLSTOM IN THIS
FIGHT.
THE STATE WENT AFTER OTHERS FOR
USING THE "E" WORD WITHOUT
PASSING THE STATE'S LICENSING
TESTS, LIKE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE
FOR GOVERNOR ALLEN ALLEY.
I'M ALLEN ALLEY, AND I'M AN
ENGINEER.
DAN: HE'S STILL FIGHTING HIS
CASE, THE REALITY IS MOST
ENGINEERS LIKE JARLSTROM, ARE
NOT LICENSED IN THIS COUNTRY,
INCLUDING MANY PROFESSORS WHO
TEACH ENGINEERING.
THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN
THIS SITUATION IN OREGON, AND I
AM PROUD TO STAND HERE TO
REPRESENT THEM.
VERY PROUD.
DAN: SO THE INSTITUTE FOR
JUSTICE IS ACTUALLY REPRESENTING
HIM FOR FREE.
THEY ARE NOT ASKING FOR ANY
MONEY.
THIS IS ALL ABOUT PRINCIPLE.
HE TRIED TALKING TO THE STATE
BOARD OF ENGINEERING ABOUT THIS,
BUT THEY SAID THERE IS A LAWSUIT
AND WE CANNOT COMMENT.
JEFF: I'M BACK TO THIS.
MOST ENGINEERS DO NOT HAVE A
LICENSE?
DAN: THERE ARE 2 MILLION
ENGINEERS.
AT OSU, THE ENGINEERING
DEPARTMENT, IN THE CONSTRUCTION
AND CIVIL ENGINEERING, I THINK
IT IS 15 OR 13 OUT OF 45 HAVE
ENGINEERING LICENSES.
THEY JUST DO NOT, MOST ENGINEERS
DO NOT NEED THEM.
JEFF: INTERESTING STORY.
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T-Bag Pays A Visit To Paul | Season 5 Ep. 4 | PRISON BREAK - Duration: 1:20.
Now, of all the things that mystify me in this world
since I've been released, it's that kale is the rage.
Kale.
Theodore Bagwell.
The thing that mystifies me equally
is seven years ago you exonerated Michael,
Lincoln-- all of them--
except me.
- Really? - Yes!
That's why you're here.
Because I didn't exonerate you?
A murderer, a sexual predator, a dozen times over.
Was is the key word.
I'm a man moving toward the light now.
The light's beckoning me.
I just don't know who's pulling the strings.
But Sarah says it's you.
Oh, Sarah put you on to me?
OK.
Well, I don't know who the bigger idiot is, you or her.
I was helping her.
You were hacking her phone, and sending
those people after her.
Don't lie.
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Ogygia Is Being Evacuated | Season 5 Ep. 4 | PRISON BREAK - Duration: 0:56.
[shouting]
This pardon better get him out of here.
We don't have much time.
We have to get to the warden.
What's going on?
[shouting]
They're guarding the prison.
That's why Brahim gave us that pardon.
He knew it was worthless.
You and C-Note get the others to the airport
as fast as you can.
There's been one flight out.
Save two seats.
All right?
What are you going to do?
I'm gonna get my brother.
[shouting]
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15 Most Embarassing Technology Flops Ever - Duration: 6:55.
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Kingsman The Golden Circle Trailer REVIEW & BREAKDOWN - Duration: 23:53.
So first things first.
I gotta warn ya:
I did a pretty darn good job piecing this thing together!
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Bombs Begin To Drop Near Ogygia | Season 5 Ep. 4 | PRISON BREAK - Duration: 1:16.
You hear that?
It's the closest one yet.
100 yards.
Just when you think it's going to get worse,
locked up in a porta potty, they start dropping 2,000
pound bombs on the porta potty!
We have to keep it together.
Please.
The escape artist is nervous.
You should be, too.
Those artillery strikes-- they don't discriminate.
The difference is I have faith.
Allah will deliver me.
What do you have?
Ja.
Ja, are you there?
I'm here.
He's right.
The strikes are getting closer.
I pity you.
I triumph either way.
Either I will be in paradise, or Allah will save me.
You-- you are just going to die.
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Michael Flynn May Have Broken Law, House Oversight Leaders Say | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 2:15.
DEALINGS. WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT KRISTEN
WELKER HAS DETAILS. >> Reporter: CLOSING IN ON THE 100 DAY
MARK, TONIGHT, THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION FORCED TO REVISIT A
CONTROVERSY FROM DAY 23. THAT'S WHEN GENERAL
MICHAEL FLYNN WAS FIRED AS NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR, NOW
THE WHITE HOUSE UNDER FIRE FOR NOT TURNING OVER TO CONGRESS
INFORMATION ABOUT FLYNN'S BUSINESS TIES TO RUSSIA.
>> THE WHITE HOUSE HAS REFUSED TO PROVIDE THIS COMMITTEE WITH A
SINGLE PIECE OF PAPER IN RESPONSE TO OUR BIPARTISAN REQUEST.
>> Reporter: THE COMMITTEE SAYS FLYNN MAY HAVE BROKEN
FEDERAL LAW BY NOT ASKING PERMISSION OR DISCLOSING IN 2015 HE
WAS PAID NEARLY $34,000 TO ATTEND THIS DINNER FOR A PRO PUTIN
RUSSIAN TELEVISION STATION, NOR DID FLYNN DISCLOSE HIS FIRM WAS
PAID MORE THAN 500,000 DOLLARS TO LOBBY FOR THE TURKISH
GOVERNMENT. NBC'S KASIE HUNT SPEAKING TO THE
REPUBLICAN CHAIR OF THE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE.
>> Reporter: DO YOU THINK MICHAEL FLYNN BROKE THE LAW?
>> IT DOESN'T APPEAR HE COMPLIED WITH THE LAW.
>> Reporter: TONIGHT, THE WHITE HOUSE SAYING MOST OF THE REQUESTED
DOCUMENTS WERE HANDLE UNDER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.
>> TO ASK THE WHITE HOUSE TO PRODUCE DOCUMENTS NOT IN THE
POSSESSION OF THE WHITE HOUSE IS RIDICULOUS.
>> Reporter: MICHAEL FLYNN WAS FIRED IN FEBRUARY FOR LYING TO
THE VICE PRESIDENT ABOUT A CONVERSATION WITH THE RUSSIAN
AMBASSADOR. THESE NEW REVELATIONS COME AS HE IS ALREADY
A FOCUS OF TWO SEPARATE CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATIONS AND FBI
PROBE BETWEEN POSSIBLE TIES BETWEEN FBI AND RUSSIA.
>> THE FACT THAT HE DID NOT REVEAL IT ARE RED SIGNS THAT HE IS
CONCEALING SOMETHING. >> Reporter: JUST LAST MONTH HE ASKED FOR
IMMUNITY TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS AND THE PRESIDENT
SUPPORTING IT. >> IT IS NOT ONLY A NAGGING ONE BUT AN
EXPLOSIVE ONE THAT COULD DETRACT THE WHITE HOUSE.
>> Reporter: SAYING FLYNN DID BRIEF THE INTELLIGENCE
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Quick Prep Program | ACT Prep and SAT Prep - Duration: 7:13.
- I love my Quick Prep programs
because I built them in direct response
to students' inquiries.
I had a lot of students coming to me
after they'd already prepared with someone else
on the academic front and still felt
like there was a gap between what they knew
and what was showing up on test day.
I also have a lot of students who come to me
and say, "I don't have a lot of time to prepare.
"I feel fairly competent with the academics
"but what the heck am I doing on the ACT or SAT?
"I don't really know what to expect."
And for these students I say try Quick Prep.
The Quick Prep programs of which there are
two versions, one for the ACT and one for the SAT,
are short condensed versions of the strategies
I teach in my Complete Package program.
Now the Complete Package program also has
full-blown academic review so it's incredibly intensive.
But this program allows students to take
the strategies they need, leave the academics aside,
and see if that gets them exactly where
they want to go.
And in many cases it's enough to get them scores
they're proud of so they can say sayonara
to testing forever.
And I love that!
I want to give students the amount of prep
appropriate to them so they can extract
the scores they want and get on with their lives.
This four-hour program not only gives students
an overarching strategy to approach
either the ACT or the SAT, it also dives
into the strategies specific to individual sections.
So what I do is I teach students a quota driven way
of approaching the exam.
What do I mean by that?
What is a quota-driven strategy?
Well, not every student is going for perfect scores.
And if you're not, then crossing the finish line,
actually finishing individual sections
may not be helping your score.
At the end of the day, accuracy is greater than speed.
Many of my students will laugh when they hear that
because I say it a lot, but the accuracy,
how many questions you're answering right is
more important than the amount of questions
you're answering.
Now there's a tipping point of course for every student
depending on what score they're looking for.
They need to answer a certain quota of questions right
in order to get the score they need.
So I break every section down along these lines.
It's a very logical approach to the exam
while I also give them strategies to manage their time
so that they can improve their accuracy
within the time that they need
in order to complete the quota of questions
they need to answer.
I know this sounds a little confusing,
but the beauty of it is that it toggles
the flexibility of the quotas that I give students,
the different rubrics that they can
then pick and choose where to push further
and where to really hedge their bets allows
them to toggle their score to the point
that it is as high as possible overall
by favoring strengths and hedging bets
where there are weaknesses.
Now the video tutorials in and of themselves are
sufficient to help students find
these great boosts in their scores
and find testing confidence within themselves.
However, if a student wants to take this above and beyond,
he or she can leverage the 10-day study guide.
Now the study guide is optional.
It leverages free ACT and SAT materials
and allows students to go in and put these skills
into practice before they step in on test day.
I recommend it if their schedule allows
but if it doesn't that's okay, the videos in
and of themselves are sufficient to help
students find those higher scores.
Now an additional bonus that I have added
into this program are my Q and A libraries.
What students can do once they do
some of that practice is submit any questions
that they have.
Within one week, I'll submit a video explanation
of all the questions that I got the previous week
so the students can see how to work
through the questions that they missed.
This feature allows students to also go back
and look at previous video replies.
So if they have a question, they may have
the response sitting right there
in the Q and A library.
If it's not, they can submit it
and I will answer the question within one week
but generally sooner.
Now there is another bonus included as well
and this is one that the whole family can benefit from.
It's my Cash for College workshop.
As you may know, we're family-owned and operated,
and one of the things that my dad and I constantly look
at each other and say, "Why did we not know this
"when I was in high school?"
Is how much money can be squeezed
out of an ACT or SAT score and it's not just
for the highest scoring students.
It is for every student who knows where to look
for cash for college.
So while our ACT and SAT scores are important
to helping us get into school,
they're even more important in helping us get
merit aid and private scholarships.
And that is something that is not necessarily driven
by how strong your student's score is.
So this workshop walks you through how test scores
can actually turn into cash for college
and provide short trainings on different
free resources that are available out there
and how to use them best as you're doing
college search and looking for cash for college
from the get-go.
And you get six months of access to everything
for just 187.
It's a fantastic deal and I highly encourage you
to dive in and take advantage of it
if you're looking for a program
that's going to help your student get
a higher score quickly and with the least amount
of stress possible.
This is a fantastic balance and I really hope
to see you in the program.
The great news is it's all delivered online
so if you want to get started right now,
just click the button below.
You'll have the option of choosing the ACT Quick Prep
or the SAT Quick Prep program, place your order
and everything will be in your inbox in minutes.
So let's get started.
Click the button below and I'll see you in the program.
(light happy music)
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Chip And Ben Freak Out Over A Spider | Season 1 Ep. 16 | THE MICK - Duration: 1:08.
[hysterical screaming]
What is happening?
Is everything OK?
No, it's not OK!
A frickin tarantula almost took my frickin arm off!
Aunt Mickey, do something!
I'm scared! - Where?
Right there!
Right frickin there!
Are you blind?
Are you talking about that, the itsy-bitsy spider?
Wow, ladies.
All right, fine.
I'll squish it. - No!
Don't hurt it! - Oh my god.
[hysterical screaming]
Are you serious?
You're frickin suicidal, man.
Guys, that was tough for me to watch as a parent.
You're not a parent.
Good because, if I was, I'd be incredibly ashamed.
You are so soft!
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Mickey Finds Out Sabrina Is Getting Breast Implants | Season 1 Ep. 16 | THE MICK - Duration: 1:30.
Why not?
Oh, hey, girl!
What have you got going on today?
Don't answer that.
Listen to this-- city, brunch, manis, pedis, hookah.
In or out? - Out.
What?
Was it the hookah?
It was everything, but I have a doctor's appointment.
You're not feeling well?
It's more of a consultation.
I'm getting breast implants.
What?
Why?
I mean, I know why.
But why?
Because I want to.
I thought you were a feminist.
You can be a feminist and also be sexy.
Oh my god.
OK, I can appreciate that you're young and stupid, I really can.
But let me take you to school for a second.
Sexy is finding the thing that you hate most about yourself
and then shoving it into somebody else's face
until they think that you're OK with it.
Yeah, like Adrien Brody's nose.
Yeah.
I don't want Adrien Brody's nose for boobs.
Yeah, OK, well, I don't want my knees.
But that's life.
What's wrong with your knees?
My knees are disgusting.
That's a weird insecurity.
Stop talking about my knees, OK?
It's not about my knees, OK?
You're not getting a boob job.
Your mom's not here, and I'm not signing off on it.
My mom bought them for me.
They're my 18th birthday present.
Well, you're 17.
I'm going to hit the ground running.
Fine, then I'm coming with you.
There's going to be at least one voice of reason in that room.
Wait, what about brunch?
I'm sorry, Alva.
Brunch is canceled on account of Sabrina's stupidity.
[groans]
[music playing]
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Mickey And Sabrina Take Their Breast Implants On A Field Test | Season 1 Ep. 16 | THE MICK - Duration: 1:23.
There are a couple of options--
saline, sterile salt water solution, or silicone,
a sturdier gel substance.
Saline definitely.
It's more natural.
Mm, yeah-- always going green, this one.
Go ahead.
You're welcome to touch.
Want to feel?
Well, yeah.
I mean, obviously I want to feel.
Yeah, OK.
They've got a real weight to them, squishy.
Nice.
What do you think about us taking them for a spin?
It's not a used car lot.
Oh, it's no problem.
Let me get a gown. - Oh, no, sorry.
I was thinking more along the lines of a field test.
It could be pretty good for this one to see what people
think about her new friends.
I don't care what people think.
Yeah, but you care enough to get them in the first place,
so-- it's fine, right?
What do you say?
We'll just take them around the block,
have them back by supper?
OK.
Just be careful.
You got it.
What do you say, want to walk a mile in these boobs?
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Jimmy Takes Chip And Ben To A Football Game | Season 1 Ep. 16 | THE MICK - Duration: 1:17.
- I don't get this
a bunch of middle-aged slobs dressed
up like some kid half their age like
they're a part of something.
It's pathetic.
Yeah, boys!
I'm going to get sick today, I know it.
[distant cheering]
Guys, I was able to scalp two tickets
together near the end zone.
Ben and I will be there with the diehards.
And you are in Section 339, Row QQ.
You might want to wear some sunblock.
You're going to get scorched.
Why am I sitting alone?
Because I bought the tickets.
I gave you the money.
OK, let's not get bogged down in the details right now.
I don't even want to be here.
I like my sports in high definition.
Buck up, Mary.
Part of being a man's going it alone.
Let's meet at this light post 20 minutes after the game.
There's a million light posts.
Oh, really?
Are there a million light posts?
All right, fine, then the light post next to the red car,
smart guy.
Let's get in there.
I like to berate the opposing team during warm ups.
Turn up time, baby!
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Mercedes-Benz A-Klasse 150 Avantgarde - Duration: 0:59.
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Battle of Fave Kisses - Duration: 3:08.
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IS THAT BONNIE?! | Night In The Woods Pt.6 - Duration: 20:33.
hello everyone it's me jayskibean and
welcome back to night in the woods now
last episode we met skeeps Cragen's
because we're coming in here with Greggy
to to do some crimes and we're gonna
find out what these crimes actually arm
Steve's Cragen's is like some kind of
like trashy got there talking about hot
dogs okay well what's going on guys so
this still works sometimes if you know
Beth whole seein ya she was in here like
six months ago and she swears to talked
Wow didn't even have to push the button
but I don't know how much they got put
in it you know Beth kinda there's a lot
of glue in here I guess worried what are
we talking about glue guys this is
uncomfortable rain okay ah what someone
locked the infant door I bet it was best
or Levi or the train trash so ah they
better not have stolen anything from the
abandoned grocery store with unlocked
doors what's behind this door anyway
could probably busted open or I can go
get my lockpicks tough i pet those like
a key or something whatever so he's just
gonna try to kick it down okay so John I
like find a key I'm gonna try to find a
key what are you doing what are you
doing trying to find something to help
bust down the door cool i'm looking for
a key because I'm smarter uh-huh but I
get to hit things crap there's keys up
there how do i get all i gotta climb
all right I see hit hit ok so I have to
jump here and then jump here oh wait
here here here oh no ok so i gotta like
have a booster wait bling okay I think I
got I think got an idea one point ah
just missed it ok I gotta go a little
later than that that's it huh yeah
alright cool ah so hard to jump in
puzzles oh good save me forever to do
those guys I'm so sorry oh ok down boom
that'll do no wonder this place went
under people leaving he's all over the
place don't mind if I do found the keys
I am the keymaster I will unlock your
ass whoa yeah I heard what I heard that
about you everybody's talking crap i did
both beating on the door now guys I got
the keys don't worry about it you idiot
stop kicking before you break your
femurs or something I'm not an idiot
yeah sorry hey idiot and Greg stop
kicking I got keys where'd you get the
office up there no wonder this place
went under leaving keys all over the
place that's exactly what I thought
really is I'm upset that we thought like
the exact same words I thought it better
all right let's go see what kind of glue
where are we doing crimes with this guy
robbers can't be choosers they really
can you know I can hear you right what
is this it's like for five nights at
Freddy's stuff
oh god these guys I was both terrified
and super end of these things when they
put them out front they moved it looks
so tiny when they're in pieces I don't
know man they're still pretty big we're
smaller in pieces too too real I hope
you get chopped up by a chopper I hope
you get chopped up by a blunt chopper
you two are weird okay we're stealing
one of these is it even stealing it's
better if we think of it as stealing
cool ah ah ah are you okay ah dude what
I can't pick they all look great you get
one that's the deal hurry up they look
like something they like animatronics
from five nights at Freddy's mixed with
like how their eyes are from bindi and
egg machine this is what it looks like
they're at little Pacman eyes oh let me
pick let me pick I want the funny
because it looks like yeah god I
remembered these being less horrifying
they were tall and they were taught then
couldn't see their faces got a look at
your ladies faces I think this one's
kind of cute oh he thinks it's cute
Steve your disease but I want it though
I do I have to look at the other ones Oh
greenie here I used to have dreams about
this thing sex dreams probably best you
could get probably do frogs even have
sex now they got like eggs or something
you two are really really dumb jeez why
does she get the pig why is this such a
thing why is this is taking forever
scare kids by my entire ass what go
legally brain dead from lack of oxygen
due to choking on my entire ass what
classic that's right Steve classic oh my
god can't we just get this done already
pretty cool pig yeah pretty all right
didn't he use to hold like sausage links
or something yeah that's messed up each
his own kind her own kind whatever PC
police pc yourself into traffic Steve
anyway cannibal Pigman cannibal pink
okay so I want this one which 1i bad
decisions that real actually means
something you picked up the tuxes and we
wore for junior prom okay yeah I'm
pretty good at it remember how Tim
Whitley road that giant tractor in to
homecoming totally so did you pick dude
give me time I totally did oh cool okay
kids we're gonna go with I'm gonna go
with the rapid hand cool cool mecha bun
finally I'll shut up Steve you know what
I ain't carrying nothing see you ladies
Steve get found dead Punk's gonna lock
us in he says Punk's like it's a bad
thing I don't care he's scum and a
criminal and anyway I think he's bad
news from the start hmm yes what deal
did you make with him he's allowed to
shoplift whatever he wants from the snap
Falcon while I'm working seeker battle
all the way some people that's messed up
I'm gonna lose your job so should we
like smash a window and get out of here
do I get to keep the bunny mask all I do
do you think is huge oh god I still
smell like glue my neighbors are gonna
think I'm on drugs or just like gluing
the hell out of some shit okay so we're
really carrying this thing of the stairs
this is gonna be great you are so gonna
die hahahaha you're gonna get squashed
like a pancake haha but seriously don't
kill me watch the watch me and i'll give
you the signals Roger Roger okay so is
this another mini game
okay it's like red light green light oh
this is good sorry about that that was
kind of awesome well I'm glad you didn't
get killed I would totally haunt this
entire stairwell ready to go yep oh
you're so nice why are we going the
opposite direction though that's
confusing I love games like this there
are like full of little mini games
that's how ukulele is too I guess that's
almost full size games all right I mean
it's still at indie game technically but
it's like why are we going back to how I
bro but it's still it's still like full
sized for an indie game is pretty big
like developers put a lot of work into
it Oh goes good yeah we made it all
right so we only had to do once to all
we have another one I'm so tired I know
right remember like I worked a whole day
before doing this you sit on your ass
all day I bet only part of it I stand a
lot my arms are dead dude my entire body
is dead dude uh let's get this over with
okay let's do this
we got this all right you're good now
right you're gonna get fatigued if you
keep waiting that long we got this
sexually isn't that hard I don't know
what's wrong with me is something about
button mashing and me and my brain is
like so distracted by other stuff like
talking to you guys that I just cook
what I press the right button how'd you
fall I did though I don't rock I let's
go okay whatever bro I did though I
totally did press the right button just
for the record ok so i guess if you wait
too long he'll fall oof ok let's go all
right so i got to pay attention I got to
stop looking at the camera and I gotta
pay attention I do it quick cuz if you
don't do it fast enough he'll fall
that's got to be it so this is focused
time we start out one more staircase to
go ok uh this is stressing me out
because I'm like I don't want to fall
again
why are we going down don't good that oh
oh my god it's cuz I wanted him to go up
so I hit I want to die I feel you i'm
not sure we didn't die this is hell this
is a literally hell we are the Damned ok
we doing this yeah let's do it please
let's get this out of the way because
this sucks yeah that's right yeah kemah
nah just go up just go up just go right
it's good to sleep yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yes ok I think we have one more
note we're done ok I'm gonna have to go
look up how to fix this angus is it back
till tomorrow night I'll think about it
later when I go get some food hells yes
the society 'gwyrth overalls on the on
the couch if you didn't see it too bad
you didn't snap your spine too bad your
arms didn't get ripped off too bad you
weren't horribly disfigured keypad you
didn't fall and break your teeth on a
stair too bad you didn't get trapped
under the box to not finished and then
buried alive in a building fire keypad
you take Carl to event to escape the
fire and get cooked ah good times that
still smell glue think about something
else I can't I think I'm high from the
glue think about cut peer or what was
that they have this thing when you were
at school this one Church in town would
seldom during whatever holiday I don't
know what that is I don't know how to
say it feast at the perpetual p rocky
top Pierre Pierre I'll get one yo dude
what open your mouth why trust me true
friendship is this all right stay just
like that ok ok let's take something and
throw it into his mouth right yum oh
it's also nom nom nom nom I how loud
this is I set all these minigames
omnomnomnom them Oh Greggy oh my face am
I fish bad at all these minigames okay
no I was doing good for like a second
there we go I'm nom nom nom so what do i
do I just keep getting it yeah I have a
lager haha I don't know I is so slutty
um get out out of her game a majority of
those made it into my mouth I'm so happy
all right I think I might be sick true
friendship letting your friend make you
sick true bros true bros I feel like
this is the first time we've just gotten
a hangout how's it feel I mean a very
sore in a smell like glue real good save
dude so how things been good we're
seeing you with a regular job that you
like to go go to what like to go to okay
yeah working on the plan the plan right
harbor right harbor yeah we're gonna
move to brian harper since when a year
or so now that's why we're working like
seven days a week but when are you
moving i think in the spring that's like
a few months away yeah oh you should
come visit when we get settled in is it
Frank arbor like really expensive not if
you live in a terrible neighborhood I'll
make it so cool we visited in the summer
just like record stores and weird bars
and everyone's cool in like 30 that's
like where I got my tattoo what yeah
it's a sheep said his sheep yep why a
sheep the tattooed guy was all like all
da hah whoa and
didn't even hurt you have a tattoo
you're moving too bright Harbor yeah Oh
What's Wrong nothing how long do you
think you're staying in town I don't
know or not long gonna move 20 way to
North cold and losers and hot cocoa oh
we can come visited the summer yeah it
was really great hanging with you
tonight I've been really bored like
boring lately it's been really boring
lately haven't done a crime in a long
time why Angus the plan can't go to
Brighton Harper if I get caught or fired
you're all adult now I'm bona fide I'm
gonna go I think good call we needed
igloo I think you stuck up the diner and
wouldn't be the first time I missed you
you too bro all right so I get to go
home now crimes with Evan Scribbins and
Greg rules okay What's Up dad heard you
had a while till I'm last night I didn't
drink it works better if you let me in
cuse you first right here's my hangover
cure not drinking the night before Wow
hold on let me write that down it's
complicated i know Oh dad I guess I'm
gonna go to bed now bedtime hey yes
alright guys i'm gonna go ahead and
finish the episode off there well I want
to wait and see if I have a dream or
something first maybe maybe I'll have a
dream probably probably gonna have a
dream oh yes I am having a dream well
that's nice so now we're actually in the
woods right now
this is pretty cool it kind of looks
like our town but then again is oh is
this where the longest night stuff comes
into play so can I talk to this person I
can't ah whoa the dreams are weird oh
this is so cool okay this game is
gorgeous like there's so much cool stuff
in this game it this is reminding me of
the supplementals like heavy reminding
me of the supplementals maybe this is
all this constellation it's really cool
so I wonder what's up with these dreams
anyway like this is awesome I like this
see this is why I've been playing the
game and it's so cool that it has like
that modern drama type stuff along with
this kind of stuff which is like the
really cool subtle like feels to the
introduced to the game this is awesome
it's like a nice little musical
Boing Boing okay so i could just walk
down this one now it's just so cool
amith say they did so good on the music
and stuff in this game
it's awesome
so this guy going to talk down
maybe no
oh ok they're all Lynn whoa what's that
set a giant bear
oh that is so cool Wyatt
that's awesome that was awesome that was
only like three minutes but that was
awesome though so cool all right guys I
really gotta finish the episode off here
now um I hope you guys enjoyed is that
little nice little three minute is
session that we had going on there with
the musical geniuses in the dream and
the constellation and smells also that
was those pretty it was great so if you
guys did enjoy make sure you select that
like button underneath the video and
until next time I'll see you guys later
you
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[Closed Caption] Shin Koihime Musou - Moeshouden 028 - Duration: 45:52.
Chiho: Okay, now that the lunch break is over, it's time to start the second round!
Chiho: Here is the pairing for the second round!
Chiho: First match of the second round, Kan'u versus Sonken, second match, Sonsaku versus Kakouton, third match, Gien versus Bachou, fourth match, Teni versus Kakoen.
Chiho: What do you three think of that pairing?
Kada: It's quite a promising one.
Chousen: Right. A lot of them are battles between rivals.
Kada: Yeah. I'm especially looking forward to the battle between Sonsaku and Kakouton.
Chiho: Those two fought each other during the war, after all. #Yeah, that's the most interesting battle in this event#
Kada: And it's a battle of two people blessed with a combat talent... this is clearly worth watching!
Chiho: You're quite excited, Kada-san! By the way, what do you predict about that match?
Kada: I don't know if a strong and clever Sonsaku will win, or lacking in brains, but overwhelmingly strong Kakouton will!
Karin: You've heard him, Shunran.
Shunran: Kada! I'll be sure to behead you later! #I'd say a skilled doctor is more valuable than a dumb brute now#
Kada: Eeh?!
As Kada and Shunran where having a comedy of a conversation between the stage and announcer seats...
Chiho: Okay, putting the future severed head person aside, let's carry on.
After casually disregarding Kada, Chii turned the microphone to Chousen next to him.
Chousen: Right... I'm sure they'll all be interesting fights, but I'm the most interested in the battle of Aisha-chan and Renfa-chan.
Himiko: Yeah. I agree. #Me too. And the other two sound boring#
Chiho: Oho! And why is that?! #Because we don't get to see Renfa fight often#
Chousen: It's partly because it's a battle between two girls fighting for Master. I can already picture them clashing.
Himiko: Use their strength and fight for the man they love. The path of fragile maidens is a steep one!
Chiho: Path of maidens?! I have no idea what it means, but it sounds really appealing, you know?!
Chiho: Ah, participants are coming in, so it's time for announcers to stop talking.
Chiho: Therefore, participants of the second round first match arrive!
Chiho: War God of Shoku is coming from the east!
Chiho: Huge chest and a small heart! A War God permanently jealous over Master, Kan Unchou!
Aisha: Kuh... I can't even deny that! #At least she's aware#
Chiho: Meanwhile, the one coming from the west is the young king of Go! #In her case, both her chest and her heart are big#
Chiho: A royal tsundere, worrying over her big butt, an elegant big chested king of Go, Son Chuubou!
Renfa: I, I'm not bothered by the size of my butt! #I don't remember that happening either...#
Chiho: You need to face the truth! #I wonder if Chiho would even dare to make fun of Sheren#
Renfa: S, shut up!
Chiho: Here comes the insults! That's what I call a royal tsundere! Well, that's how it is, let's start the second round!
Aisha: I always wanted to try fighting against you... #But she struggled against Pairen, so if she can fight Aisha well...#
Renfa: Me too, Aisha. #That proves Pairen's pretty strong#
Aisha: As a warrior and as a woman. I don't want to lose... so I'll go all out.
Renfa: Of course... let's hold no grudges no matter who wins... both as warriors. And as women.
Aisha: Yeah. Well then, Renfa-dono. #No, you idiots, don't compete as women, cooperate!#
Aisha: No, Renfa... here I come. #But they both can cooperate with Touka just fine#
Renfa: Come, Aisha.
Aisha: ...Kan Unchou, advancing!
Aisha: Seryaaaa!
Letting out a dull glitter, Aisha's Green Dragon Blade targeted Renfa's shoulder with a whistling sound. However...
Renfa: Don't underestimate me!
With a loud shout, Renfa swung her Southern Sea Conqueror at Aisha's attack, without showing any fear.
With a blunt and terrifying sound, their blades released dark crimson sparks.
Renfa: Don't expect Son Chuubou to be hit with an attack this wide, Kan'u!
Saying that loudly, she tackled Aisha, who was about to lose her balance due to having her attack blocked.
Renfa: It's my turn now!
Renfa: Seei, seei, seei, seeeei!
With an unusual shout, Renfa launched several attacks at tremendous speed.
Aisha: Guh!
Aisha: ...She's precise! #Forgot to turn on your cheat codes, Aisha?#
Renfa: Before I became a king, I was a frontline officer! This is only natural! #I kinda hate how their strength is so inconsistent#
Chiho: Whoa! This is unexpected!
Chiho: Sonken is pushing back the battle-hardened veteran Kan'u! Announcer Himiko-san, please tell us your opinion on this!
Himiko: Yeah! Because their difference in brute strength is apparent, it was her obsession with victory that made her pick quick thrusts!
Chousen: Doesn't that mean Aisha-chan can't relax? Attacked by all those quick thrusts, she have no time to fix her balance.
Kada: It might be her pride as a king. Or it might be her pride as a woman... good job regardless, Son Chuubou!
Chiho: All three announcers are praising Son Chuubou-san greatly! Let's see if it's possible to overcome Kan'u with this!
Renfa: Not yet!
Aisha: ...
Sheren: Aah... she got too excited and can't judge the situation properly.
Karein: Seems so... well, shouldn't we say she did well against Aisha?
Sheren: Saying she did well is meaningless.
Sheren: War, battles, love. Results are more important than process for those.
Karin: Normally, that's true... #Are there any "results" in love?#
Sheren: Huh? Do you disagree, Karin?
Karin: I believe your point is valid, okay? However, we're anything but normal.
Sheren: Hmm... now that you mention it, we're not. #Yeah, that's called being irrational#
Karin: Unfortunately.
Kazuto: ...Huh? What?
I was busy watching the battle between Aisha and Renfa silently... but felt those two's stares and looked back at them.
Sheren: Because we have an abnormal leader here...
Karin: Everyone might've been affected by Kazuto and dyed into his colors. #I wish...#
Kazuto: What do you mean by dyed?
I can't figure out what they're talking about. #It's okay, they don't know it either#
Sheren: Who knows? What could it be? ...Hmm? It's about to end. #I don't think authors have any idea how exactly they got "dyed"#
Kazuto: Eeh?! But, Renfa is working so hard...
Karin: Working hard doesn't mean you're going to win for sure. There's a thing called absolute difference in strength.
Sheren: That's right... look, Aisha's counterattack is starting. #It's not impossible. Sheren died to a weak archer before#
Renfa is still pushing Aisha back at the stage... no. It only seems so.
Renfa: What's wrong, Kan'u?! Are you going to tell me you can't fight back!?
Since all of her attacks got blocked, Renfa got irritated and tried provoking Aisha, when...
Renfa: ...Wha?!
Aisha: ...
Aisha silently blocked Renfa's attack with her Green Dragon Blade.
Aisha: I've seen through your attacks already... taste my fierce blow next!
Saying that, she easily pushed back Renfa's Southern Sea Conqueror with her Green Dragon Blade.
Renfa: Kuh... I can't match her in brute strength! #Can't you just call it "sword" and "glaive" like normal people?#
As Renfa got pushed back and lost her balance...
Aisha: Brace yourself, King of Go Sonken!
Aisha: Deeeeeeei!
With a loud shout, Aisha attacked with her Green Dragon Blade.
Renfa: Kuh... I won't let you! #This is where you softly shift her attack above your head#
Renfa managed to stop Aisha's attack somehow by grasping her sword's hilt with both hands, but...
Aisha: If you think you can stop my attack just by using both hands... you're making me laugh!
With a confident phrase, Aisha pushed her Green Dragon Blade that was blocked by the Southern Sea Conqueror.
Gu... gugugu... #Right, just push... that's a pretty dumb move#
Renfa: Wha... this... I'm getting pushed back?! #Where's the blade dancing? What's with this "bash, bash, bash" combat?#
Aisha: ...Uoooooooo!
Aisha: Seryaaaa!
Letting out a shout full of fighting spirit, Aisha changed the angle of her Green Dragon Blade and blown the Southern Sea Conqueror away. #See, now we're talking. Twist, tilt, shift, chain, disrupt#
Renfa: Ah...
Aisha: This battle is settled...
As Renfa lost her sword and kneeled on the ground, Aisha stopped her Green Dragon Blade right in front of her.
Renfa: Kuh... I lost...
Aisha: Yes... this time, it's my victory.
Renfa: Fufu... right. This time, it's my loss. #Yeah, right. I'd be surprised if Renfa ever beats Aisha#
They smiled at each other and shook each other's hands.
Sheren: Oh my. They agreed to share him.
Kazuto: Share who?
Karin: Who knows? How about you think about it yourself?
Kazuto: ...?
Karin: And you can do it for eternity, stupid...
Karin: Anyway, Sheren. It's finally your turn next.
Sheren: Yeah... fufu, it's been a while since we were last trying to kill each other with Shunran.
Karin: Are you sure that was what you were trying to say?
Sheren: Why not? It's pretty much no different.
Saying that, Sheren unsheathed the sword at her waist.
Sheren: I'll be going then. Kazuto, cheer for me.
Kazuto: Yeah. Good luck, Sheren.
After reacting to my cheering, Sheren readied and leaped on the stage.
Chiho: Okay, it won't be an exaggeration to say this second match of the second round is the greatest pairing of this tournament!
Chiho: Little Conqueror of Koutou and a great hero of Go! Son Hakufu-san makes her appearance!
Chiho: Aah, Sheren-sama, you're so cool. Look at me! Take me!
Shunran: Hey, host! Stop making a fuss! Introduce me already!
Chiho: Boo, boo. Don't interrupt me when I'm admiring Sheren-sama.
Shunran: That doesn't matter, do your job already!
Chiho: Okay. Well then.
Chiho: Fighting against Little Conqueror of Koutou is the boar of Gi, Kakouton. Done!
Shunran: Y, you bastard!
Chiho: Okay, let's start the match!
Gong echoed after Chii's announcement, and just when I thought loud cheers are overwhelming that sound...
Shunran: Whoa?! Hey, Sheren! That's not fair!
Sheren: It's fair... it's your own fail for standing in a daze despite the deathmatch already starting, no?
Shunran: ...Shunran, wait, is that really the word you were trying to use?
Sheren: You're right... it is!
Shunran: ...Guh!
Sheren: Come on, come on... you'd better not be letting your skills rust just because there's peace!
Sheren: Ahahahaha! I'm going to turn you into a minced fish!
Kazuto: ...Is Sheren fighting for real here?
Karin: For sure...
Kazuto: Right... I wonder if Shunran will be okay. #It's okay, she has her cheats, Sheren can't win here#
Karin: Oh. It's rare of you to worry about Shunran. #Actually, let her die here, it'll spare everyone so much trouble#
Kazuto: Is that so? I believe I'm always quite considerate towards her.
Karin: Even though she caused you so much trouble? #So even Karin is aware of that#
Kazuto: Well... she sure gets me in trouble a lot, but it's Shunran we're talking about. So I'm not really bothered by it. #That's not an explanation or excuse, you pathetic doormat#
Thinking about it now, it's been quite funny, so that's fine too. #No it wasn't. Unless your sense of humor is made out of cliches#
Kazuto: Anyway, will Shunran really be okay?
Kazuto: I know they're using tournament weapons, but if she gets hit in the head, it won't be a minor injury, right?
Kazuto: Anyone else could stop in time, but it's berserk-mode Sheren we're talking about, we can't deny the chance of an accident...
Karin: Fufu...
Kazuto: It's not funny, Karin. Don't underestimate Sheren when she's fighting for real...
Karin: And which one of us is underestimating someone again?
Kazuto: Eh?
Karin: Great Sword of Gi... don't underestimate her strength, Kazuto. #But she'd probably fall into one of Tanpopo's pitfalls outside arena#
Kazuto: No, I'm not underestimating her... but can Shunran, who lost her balance already, fight against Sheren fighting seriously?
Kazuto: No, I guess Shunran can, regain her balance and fight back against Sheren...
Karin: Hmm... if that's all what you think, you're still underestimating Shunran.
Kazuto: Eh? ...Is that so? #STOP TALKING!#
Karin: That's right... The true strength of Great Sword of Gi. It's not her combat strength and not her willpower to overcome adversity.
Karin: There's only one term to describe it. #"Dumb"#
Kazuto: One?
Karin: Absurd... look. Common sense, traditions, courtesy, look how strong someone who overcomes all of that is.
Urged by Karin's words, I looked at the stage...
Sheren: Come on, come on, come on! Don't guard like some turtle! #Says person that complained about Renfa losing her cool earlier#
Shunran: Kuh...
Sheren: You keep guarding, but do you realize you're running out of options?!
Shunran: ...
Chiho: Under Sonsaku's fierce blows, Kakouton is powerless! Kakouton is slowly approaching the edge of the stage! How will this match end?!
Chiho: Will Sonsaku get an overwhelming victory?! Or will Kakouton get a pathetic defeat?!
Chiho: Good luck, Sheren-sama! Annihilate this boar Shunran. #Yup... noone like Shunran#
Under Chii's obviously biased hosting, Sheren's attack got even fiercer.
The dull sound of blades clashing. The smell of sparks in the air.
The two on the stage focused to the point as if they're on a real battlefield, making their battle even fiercer.
Sheren: Ahahahahaha!
Sheren laughed happily, swinging her sword.
Seeing her smile like that while she's approaching, Sheren really looks like a demon right now.
Under Sheren's endless assault, Shunran is getting slowly pushed back, reaching the edge of the stage and being a step away from falling off.
Shunran can't fight back anymore... just when everyone thought that...
She's been blocking all this time desperately, but Shunran finally stepped forward herself, hitting Sheren's attack back.
Shunran: Good! I've seen through it!
Sheren: Eh?
Shunran: I'm saying... I've seen through your swordsmanship!
Sheren: Kuh!
Chiho: Whoa! She's been overwhelmed until now, but Kakouton blocked Sonsaku's attack and even counterattacked powerfully!
Sheren: Tsk!
Not wanting to lose her balance, Sheren leaped back, making distance from Shunran.
Shunran: I see you've been acting without restrain all this time! I'll pay you back twofold, so prepare yourself, Sheren!
Sheren: Heh... so are you saying you were on defense all this time to see through my swordsmanship or something?
Shunran: That's right!
Sheren: Hmm... should I praise you, saying it's to be expected from a Great Sword of Gi?
With a grin on her face, Sheren said her provocation. However...
Shunran: Fu... fufu... fufufufufufu!
Sheren: ...Is that laughter saying you're that confident?
Shunran: No... Sheren. I'll tell you something.
Shunran: Does my weapon... look like a great sword to you?
Sheren: It doesn't. It's pretty thin.
Shunran: Right... but I'm called a Great Sword of Gi. Do you know why?
Sheren: ...Who knows?
Sheren spoke jokingly as if she's confident, but not being able to understand Shunran's plan, she lowered her waist, bracing for impact.
Sheren: I'm a bit curious why... please do tell.
Shunran: Rather than through my beautiful voice, see it with your own eyes.
Shunran: ...I had no opportunity to use it during our previous battle! #sv_cheats 1#
Shunran: The aura in my body... drinking it, Seven Star Hungry Wolf takes its true form!
Kazuto: Whoa... sounds chuuni... no, I mean, what a twist... is she telling the truth, Karin?
Karin: About what?
Kazuto: Something about aura and Seven Star Hungry Wolf. #Nah. She came up with all that crap on the spot, which makes it worse#
Karin: Who knows?
Kazuto: Eh...
Karin: I've never heard about it either. Maybe Shunran came up with something?
Kazuto: Something?
Karin: There's no way I would know that... we'll know if we just watch.
Kazuto: That's true... just where is this match going? #Somewhere extremely unfair... but epic#
Shunran: Uoooooooo!
Raising a loud groan, Shunran brandished her Seven Star Hungry Wolf.
Following that groan, a faint light started forming from Shunran's body... eventually, that light gathered at her sword and started forming a blade.
Shunran: W, what's that?! What is this absurdity?! #Light Hawk sword?#
Shunran: ...Heh! This is the true form of Great Sword of Gi! Are you able to stop my sword?!
Sheren: ...Heh! Don't underestimate me, they don't call me a Little Conqueror of Koutou for nothing!
Sheren: Come!
Shunran: That's the spirit! However!
Shunran: Uoooooooo!
Shunran: My soul becomes my aura and makes my Seven Star Hungry Wolf rebirth! Don't expect to block it easily, Sheren!
Sheren: Wha, what's with this sword?! Why is it this giant?!
Shunran: This is a Sword Soul Extension!
Sheren: How about you make some sense?!
Shunran: Enough talking! Here I come, Sheren!
Shunran: My aura, strengthened by my soul, forms a sword that can even cleave heaven!
Shunran: Majestic, regal! Fierce sword wave!
Shunran: Seven Star Hungry Wolf! Overwhelm!
Shunran: Kieeeeeeeeeeeh!
Following a deafening shout, a giant sword clad in aura headed towards Sheren with a whistling sound of cutting through the air!
Sheren: Kuh!
Shunran: Uhahahahaha! It's not over yet!
Gugu!
Sheren: Kuh... kyaaaaaaaa!
Shunran: Heh! Nothing can stand against my Seven Star Hungry Wolf! #I wonder if it's a Sanger Zonvolt parody#
Chiho: Whoa! Sonsaku guarded against Kakouton's attack, but couldn't stop it and was launched out of the stage!
Sheren: Ah, oww...
After being blown outside the stage, Sheren used her sword as a cane to get back on it.
Shunran: Uhahahaha! How do you like it, Sheren? It's my victory!
Sheren: W, what a cheat... #Nah, everything until now is fine and epic. Until now, that is#
Shunran: Don't call it a cheat. It's my true strength!
Sheren: True strength?! You never used it when you fought me before, you know?!
Shunran: Ah. That's obvious.
Shunran: I couldn't think of this attack back then.
Sheren: Wait a bit... what do you mean you couldn't think of it?
Shunran: Hmm? Oh. I just thought of this attack recently. That's why I tried using it. That's all there is to it.
Sheren: ...Huuuh?
Sheren: Then, what was all that talk about the Great Sword of Gi?!
Shunran: A bluff!
Sheren: Bluff...
Shunran: I learned how to use aura in combat by watching Nagi! #This. This is why I hate Shunran. The main reason#
Sheren: ...And you just used it?
Shunran: Yeah!
Sheren: I forgot...
Sheren: I completely forgot that you're an idiot to the core... sigh...
Shunran: What?!
Sheren: First of all, using it just because you came up with it, don't you think you're crazy?!
Shunran: I'm not! I'm perfectly sane!
Sheren: Try explaining what makes you sane, you idiot!
Shunran: I'm sane because I think so! Any other explanation is unnecessary!
Sheren: Don't call it unnecessary, make some sense, you living absurdity!
Shunran: Wait a bit! Out of all people, I don't want you calling me that, you know?!
Sheren: What! #Fair point from Shunran#
Shunran: What?! Up for another round then, Sheren?!
Nagi: L, learned by watching... I trained pretty hard to learn it... #Yup... her whole life. And Shunran just casually copied that#
Kazuto: A, ahaha... well. Shunran, how should I put it... combat idiot? A living absurdity, right?
Nagi: She's a real monster after all... #Shunran being there demoralizes everyone who actually works hard#
Kazuto: Well, I won't deny that... or more like, I can't...
Kazuto: But, well... you get absurdity, give it clothes and you get Shunran. So, cheer up.
Nagi: Haa...
Shuuran: Hmm... he has the point. Nagi, don't let it bother you too much. Sis is a genius among geniuses. There's not many people like her in the world... or actually, I wouldn't be able to stand it if there was more.
Nagi: It doesn't make me feel much better...
Kazuto: It's okay. You're strong enough, Nagi. I know that the best... so, don't worry about it.
I said what I think as I was patting Nagi's head to console her.
Nagi: Okay...
As I managed to console Nagi, Sheren left the stage with an unconvinced look on her face...
Sheren: Hey, Karin. Your great sword is really crazy, you know? Is it really okay to leave leading the elites of Gi to her? #Definitely not. She's strong, but she's a terrible leader#
Karin: Fufu... of course. Shunran's called the Great Sword of Gi exactly because of how she is. #That has NOTHING to do with why she's leading the army#
Sheren: But she's still way too absurd!
Karin: Well, I won't argue with that... but, if I were to say it, you're not that different from her, you know?
Sheren: How?! I'm not as absurd as Shunran, okay?! Right, Kazuto?! #Well... not to that level for sure. Sheren has leadership skills#
Kazuto: Hmm... well, silence is golden.
Sheren: What do you mean by that?!
As I ignored Sheren, who protested while puffing her cheeks...
Chiho: Well, continuing after that amazing battle, in come the participants of the third match of second round!
Chii announced the continuation of matches.
Chiho: She's armed with a Bonecrusher! Its name indicates that it's a club meant to crush some bones, I don't need to say it, just look at it!
Chiho: She speaks in a manly style, but she's actually a dreamy girl! And don't you dare call her unneeded!
Chiho: Coming from the east, Shoku's Rampaging Shogun, Gien!
Enya: Is there anyone who can defeat me?!
???: I'm right here! #Poor Tanpopo, everyone's stealing her catchphrase lately#
Chiho: Whoa! Her opponent makes her appearance from the west, giving a staple response!
Chiho: Their characters should be overlapping, but is she popular because she's near the spotlight?!
Chiho: Shoku's specialist of wetting herself, lea-Kin-g Bachou arrives!
Sui: D, don't call me a specialist of wetting myself!
Chiho: Yes, yes, it's okay! There's plenty of spare underwear in the waiting room.
Sui: Ah, thanks... wait, I'm not going to need them!
Chiho: Thanks for going with the joke! Okay, let's start the match between two overlapping personalities.
Enya: Jeez... we're not overlapping! Just you listen to her nonsense...
Sui: Exactly! She can say we're overlapping, but unlike Enya, I'm not a manly but dreamy maiden!
Sui: I just, well, kinda get a bit too embarrassed around Master!
Enya: I agree there!
Sui: Right?! ...Wait, huh?
Sui: Enya, I thought you hated men, no? #I thought she got pretty openly dere by Moeshouden#
Enya: ...A, awawawa, I, I, I meant around Touka-sama, in my case!
Sui: Ah... I see?
Enya: A, anyway, Sui! Let's fight already!
Enya: Okay, come at me!
Sui: Oh, you're motivated from the start. I like that!
Touka: They're both really motivated... but, Master. Fufu... Enya-chan really loves you.
Kazuto: I can't be certain with the way she said it, so I can't say anything... I'm kinda happy, but also kinda afraid of what's to come next, okay?
Kikyo: Heh. Well, she's grown at least a bit it seems.
Kazuto: Did she really?
Kikyo: When she was a child, Enya was too strong in combat. Growing up without any friends, anyone would end up being bad aroudn men.
Kikyo: That changed when she met you, Oyakata-sama... Considering I raised her instead of her mother, I'm quite happy with that, you know?
Touka: Enya-chan's been showing her feminine sides more often lately.
Touka: That time with me, Master and her... is probably what changed Enya-chan's mind, no?
Kazuto: Ghm... Right now, well. Let's focus on their battle. We need to cheer for them.
Touka's teasing whispers were kinda seductive, so I focused at the stage to distract myself.
Sui: ...
Enya: ...
The two fighting on the stage are watching each other closely, waiting for an opportunity, instead of exchanging blows.
They're just moving slightly, by sliding their heels a bit, waiting for something to happen.
Sui: (Enya's weapon is a blunt weapon meant for finishing blows)
Sui: (So, luring her into a wide swing to force an opening is the basics here...)
Enya: (As expected of one of the Five Tiger Generals. Her stance has no flaws...)
Enya: (Not to mention, Sui's speciality is her speed. So, does that mean I should focus on defense and wait for an opportunity?)
Enya: No... that wouldn't be my style! #Oh, who cares. Use what works, adapt to the situation#
Sui: Hmm?
Enya: My nature is to charge ahead! And crush the insects! It's nothing those conceited people talking about defense can understand!
Sui: W, what is she tal... ugh?!
Enya: Good offense is the best defense! Here I come, Sui! #Pit her against a jujitsu master#
Enya: Deyaaaaa!
Sui: Eh?! Wha, out of nowhere?!
Sui: Kuh! What a weight! #What kind of novice directly blocks a heavy blunt weapon?#
Enya: Good job stopping it! But, it's not over yet! #Also, why is she reaching with a club against a long spear?#
Sui: Guh, no matter how many times you attack, you won't be able to bypass my defense, you know?!
Enya: Bypass defense? I'm not thinking about something that weak! #Well, yeah. Heavy weapons are for crushing blocks, not bypassing them#
Sui: Huh?! #High stats, no technique#
Enya: If there's a wall, I'll crush it! If there's a defense, I'll crush that defense! That's the proof of my strength!
Sui: Now that's some crude proof! #Just WHO in this world managed to teach Kensuke clever fighting?#
Enya: Crude is fine! That's how I do things! #Kensuke shifts attacks, negates impact, predicts enemy movements#
Enya: Oraaaaaaaaa! #NOONE here does that#
Sui: (Crap... at this... rate! This imitation spear won't last much longer!)
Sui: (But, I need to wait for a chance!)
Enya: Doseeeeei!
Sui: Ow?!
Taking Enya's fierce attack, Sui got pushed to the edge of the stage and lost her balance.
Enya: Now's my chance! #One trick pony authors#
Enya: Deyaaaaaaa!
Trying to take advantage of Sui's loss of balance, Enya approached her with explosive speed and launched a full swing right after stopping.
However...
Sui: I've been... waiting for this! #I'm not impressed. This is a third in the row already#
Enya: What?! #Also, WHEN are you talking?#
Sui: Usharaaaaaa! #Nah, no epic bgms can fix this bad writing#
Enya: Guh?!
Dodging Bonecrusher's attack by a tiny bit, she attacked Enya's sides with her Silver Flash with a blinding speed.
Enya: Kuh, regrets... #Git gud, stats won't save you#
Chiho: Whoa! Bachou was on the brink of getting pushed down from the stage! But she barely dodged Gien's wide swing and landed a decisive counterattack!
Chiho: Gien is on her knees and we're counting now! #They're not boxing. A strike with a spear is normally fatal, she's "dead"#
Chiho: One! Two! Three! Four! #Actually, I have no idea what language she's speaking in#
Enya: ...I can't lose here!
Breathing in frustration, Enya tried to stand up somehow. However...
Chiho: ...Eight! Nine! Ten! #Oh, wait, she's counting in Chinese...#
Chiho: Unable to stand up by the count of ten, Gien got her defeat confirmed!
Enya: Damn, damn, damn! For me to lose!
Sui: Do you regret losing? Don't worry about it.
Sui: You were really strong, Enya. Each of your Bonecrusher's attacks made my bones hurt, you know?
Enya: Sui...
Sui: It was my victory this time, but we don't know how it would end if we fight again. So... let's do it again later, Enya!
Enya: Yeah. I'll win next time, lea-Kin-g Bachou! #Enough of that pun already. Or this conversation#
Sui: Yeah!
Chiho: With them exchanging a handshake of friendship that I'm not sure if I'm willing to call beautiful, this match ends!
Chiho: The winner is Seiryo's wetting girl! It's Lea-Kin-g Bachou! #Stahp. This joke is no longer funny, stop dragging it on#
Sui: As I said, don't call me a wetting girl! #Copypaste battles, copypaste jokes, Shuuran, Ruru, please...#
Sei: Hmm. So the wetting girl won.
Kazuto: Right... but, I won't be responsible if Sui yells at you for saying this later, you know?
Sei: Fufu, it'll be okay as long as you keep quiet, Milord.
Kazuto: That's true... actually, what? Come to think of it, why are you not participating, Sei?
Sei: Hmm?
Kazuto: In the tournament... I thought you'd be quite motivated to join, no?
Sei: If it was a fight to survive, I'd act proud and claim I won't lose to anyone, but to do it during the age of peace, that goes against my sense of beauty.
Kazuto: That phrase suits you, Sei... but, you enjoyed the training quite a lot, so shouldn't you have joined after all?
Sei: It's entertaining to polish my skills... but using my skills for a crowd's entertainment is different.
Sei: Also, the sight of everyone participating bravely is irreplaceable and wonderful.
Sei: Therefore, drinking from a cup while watching that, is exactly what my sense of beauty demands.
Kazuto: I see. In other words...
Sei: I just want to drink during the daytime.
Kazuto: Right... makes sense.
As I smirked from hearing Sei's words, I heard Chii's hosting.
Chiho: Okay, next comes the final match of the second round!
Chiho: A person with the younger sister role of Gi! Her eyes look at noone but her Nii-sama! But she's also a cook strict about cooking! Like, "who made this pathetic gyoza?!".
Chiho: Coming Evil Teni, Ruru-chan! Ah, by the way, the younger sister role of the whole continent belongs to Chiho-chan of our Chou Sisters.
Chiho: Hey?! That's where you cheer!
Chiho: Uu... Ruru-chan took my role as the continent's younger sister... #Chiho really doesn't need anyone to keep a conversation going...#
Chiho: But you're mistaken if you think I'll get depressed her! Chii is a tough girl!
Chiho: Well then, let's introduce the opponent of Coming Evil Teni!
Chiho: Coming Evil Teni's opponent is a person that unexpectedly won the first round by using her brain, pillar of Gi, Kakou Myousai!
Shuuran: ...Wasn't that a pretty short introduction? #She gave you a long one in the previous round, no?#
Chiho: Ehehe... I don't have much to work with, so I can't make it longer...
Shuuran: I see... sorry for being so plain. #Someone other than Pairen is hit with this problem?#
Chiho: No, no! I believe a lot of people are attracted to that plainness. #Well... she's definitely way better than Shunran, Keifa or Kii#
Shuuran: That's good to hear, but all I need is just three people. #Oh?#
Chiho: Three? If Karin-sama is the first one, the other two are...
Shuuran: Fufu, I wonder... well then, Chiho. Signal the start of the match. #Shunran and Kazuto? Or Ruru, since they're on really good terms?#
Chiho: Okay! Well then, ring the gong to start the final match of the second round!
At the sound of the gong, Shuuran and Ruru prepared for battle on the stage.
Shuuran: Well then... let us fight, Ruru.
Ruru: Yes! I'll do my best!
Shuuran: Yeah. I'll answer your spirit with my own... come, Ruru! #When she's not being stupid over Karin or Shunran, I like Shuuran#
Ruru: Here I come! #Her voice and speech pattern, especially#
Ruru: Toryaaaaaaaaaaaa! #Same as Kikyo's, it's kinda poetic#
Letting out a fierce shout, Ruru attacked with her weapon, making a loud spinning sound.
Chiho: W, what's with this this brute force?! Spinning disk thrown by Teni made a hole in the stage!
Shuuran: As expected, your attack is as good as ever... it'll end right away if I take a hit.
Ruru: Saying that is unfair, you're not planning to get hit.
Shuuran: Fufu... you sound more confident than you used to, Ruru.
Ruru: I train a lot daily, after all.
Shuuran: As expected of a Gi warlord that will represent our next generation... however, I haven't retired yet. I don't plan to lose easily.
Ruru: Yes! Use all you've got. And I'll fight you with all I've got as well.
Shuuran: Yeah... here I come, Ruru. Use your power to overcome the achievements of Kakou Myousai!
Bowstring echoed on the stage, following Shuuran's spirited words.
Battle between Ruru and Shuuran was extreme.
Ruru displaying her overwhelming strength, and Shuuran reading two or even three moves ahead, as she was firing her arrows.
They used all of their skills and tricks, fighting to grasp the victory.
My hands were sweating as I was watching that heated match, where it wouldn't be surprising no matter who won.
But that battle didn't last for long...
Chiho: Final match of the second round has ended, with this, all of the second round is now over.
Chiho: Okay, let us hear the three announcers speak their opinions on the second round. Three announcers, it's your turn.
Himiko: Yeah. All four battles were splendid! #Except for three of them were copypasted#
Chousen: Right. My muscles were twitching all this time, I also wanted to participate.
Chiho: No, no, no, you'd definitely win if you participated, so please don't. #But I wanted to see that...#
Chousen: That's not true, sniff.
Chiho: (Whoa, gross!)
Kada: But still... that final match was worth watching.
Chousen: Right. Noone doubted Shuuran-chan's victory. So I'm really impressed Ruru-chan flipped the outcome there.
Himiko: I'd understand if she read steps ahead to overturn it. #So, ANOTHER comeback in the last moment? Though underdog won#
Himiko: It was a really simple thing, but she noticed it and even put it to action, as expected of a warrior called Coming Evil.
Kada: Yeah. Destroying the stage and taking advantage of it... she only managed to pull a trick like that because she's Teni. #I remember Homura and Capt in Majikoi doing that, it was awesome#
Himiko: Yeah! When I think of the next round, my heart is beating strongly in my cute fragile chest!
Chiho: Okay, it's a bother when you show off those abnormally large pectoral muscles, so please back away.
Chiho: And that was the word from our three announcers!
Chiho: okay, that ends the second round! This martial arts tournament is already approaching its end!
Chiho: What unexpected event waits for us next?! Who is going to win?!
Chiho: I'm getting tired of hosting already, but let's keep holding our expectations, third round is coming soon!
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4 Spiders That Look Like Brown Recluse Spider - Duration: 3:47.
4 Spiders That Look Like Brown Recluse Spider
Brown recluse spiders is known to be one of the most poisonous spider on Earth.
Unfortunately, there are still a lot of people didn't know the truth about it.
Brown recluse spiders are most commonly found in the Midwest above the Gulf of Mexico.
While many people may not even notice if they've been bitten by a brown recluse, depending
on how much venom was injected and the individual's sensitivity a bite can result in a slowly
healing deep wound or death.
Because of the potential danger of these spiders, it is important to know what spiders appear
similar to the brown recluse in order to make a correct identification.
In this video, I'm going to show you four spiders that look like brown recluse spider.
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Here are four spiders that look like brown recluse spider you need to know.
1.
Southern House Spider
The southern house spider is most common throughout Florida, but it can also be found frequently
in the other states of the southeastern U.S.
Because of their color and general shapes, males are often mistaken for brown recluse
spiders.
These spiders are not known to be dangerous, but their bite can cause pain for a few days.
Their webs can be found in the corners of overhangs, windowsills, and shutters.
2.
Spitting Spider
The spitting spider is not dangerous to humans due to its small fangs and their inability
to open wide.
They get their name from the method with which they catch their prey, they spit a liquid
onto their prey from about half an inch away, and this liquid congeals into a sticky mass.
They are mistaken for brown recluse spiders because of their similar eye patterns, yet
they lack the violin marking of the recluse.
3.
Funnel Weavers
Funnel weavers get their name for the funnel-shaped webs they weave.
Their habitats are often out in the open, in bushes or grass, which differ greatly from
common recluse habitats, which remain hidden.
These spiders are nocturnal, and there are about 600 species of them worldwide.
Approximately 300 of those are native to North America.
Funnel weavers are mistaken for brown recluse spiders due to their brown shades, but they
can have a variety of shades on their bodies and brown recluse spiders are one solid color.
4.
Orb Weavers
Orb weavers are common in Kentucky and need upright structures such as weeds, trees or
walls to make their webs.
Orb weavers are not considered dangerous to humans, and they can be quite beneficial since
they eat flies, mosquitoes and ants.
Orb weavers are in the family Araneidae, and are most often mistaken for brown recluse
spiders due to the similarity in color.
However, their patterns are what set them apart, since Brown Recluse spiders are uniformly
one color.
Well, that's four spiders that look like brown recluse spider you need to know.
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