Tonight!! / -This spring's No. 1 Beautiful Woman and No. 1 Handsome Man.
The No. 1 Bride has came too..!
Shabekuri Mix for New Season!
2 Hours Special..!
I didn't understand the meaning of Shabekuri's Mix in the opening.
Why did you say Shabekuri's Mix? What does it mean?
It means 3 arrows. Laugh, emotion and bravery!
Could we give them some bravery here?
Of course!
Really? / -Tonight's special guest.
An actress who fit perfectly with wicked character woman.
Wicked woman?
May I? OK, tonight's guest is this person..!
Yonekura Ryoko
We are happy..
Well..I'll say it without being assisted.
No. I don't want it. / -We don't said anything yet.
Like.. / - What did you think I'd say?
I don't know. It doesn't matter anymore.
I thought you'll say something related to my age.
Huh?
No. No..That wasn't it.
I wanted to say, you're always pretty when ever I see you.
I didn't mean anything about your age. -But you intended to say it. / -No I'm not.
No. I didn't think about such thing.
Really? / -Well, in the proportion of age, how old are you? -I'm 37. I'll be 38 this year. / -38 this year? / -Yes.
You're amazing. We couldn't keep up our body at 38, right?
Keep? / -Well, normally 38 year old woman would reveal some wear-out feeling.
You say 'to keep' as she could rise at all. / -No, I mean, she could keep at her highest point.
20's and 30's are around here.
She could keep at her highest point. Are you okay with such excuse?
But, really. I can't believe it. / -She always pretty.
Why are you so pretty? / -Normally, this kind of hair style.. It's like middle age lady, but it looks like Marrakesh on you.
What is that? / -Marrakesh?
When Ryoko-chan came here. / - Why did you call her Ryoko-chan?
That's rude. / - Everyone call her Yonekura-san..
Sorry. I didn't think that I'll be scolded like this.
When Yonekura-san came here.. / -Stop it. Draw in!
That's bad.
But.. Ryoko-tan's...
Why did you call her like that?
I'm sorry, Ryoko. / - Huh?
But, really. When talking about KuraRyou..
Don't abbreviate her name into KuraRyou..!
Ah, it's not like KuraTama's name. / -I didn't say it.
You just wanted to call her, but you didn't ask anything to her. / - It's you that should ask her a question..! / -Why?
You're in a good age. People ask about whether you'll get marry or not, don't they? / -I bet people ask you a lot.
Well.. They stopped asking about such thing.
Really? / - They did ask about that several years ago.
But, don't you think it's strange? What a cheerful, pretty woman.
Why doesn't she get married or can't get married.
But, I don't know it. / -Maybe it's difficult to approach her.
Because no one can make her as his own thing,. She is too precious.
I see. / -Too precious. Let's share together.
You want to share Yonekura Ryoko?
No. She is like Mount Fuji. Everyone like Mount Fuji.
Other will disappoint of being someone's belonging.
Do you think about marriage yoursef? / -I have intention to get married.
Oh. / -Really.
But, you haven't meet person whom you want to get marry with?
But, I will get scared when the time comes.
Huh? / -Well. I have been by myself for 37 years..
I doubt whether I could live together with someone.
I know it. / -You know it? / -Yes..
There is thing like that, right?
I don't know why did you can understand.. -You two are same generation, right?
I can understand her 100% because we have the same age.
Why? Will you get troubled with that all the time?
How to spend time together, whether I could think of other that much..
That's a quite heavy theme.
It's heavy.
But, it's like that. / -We don't know other person's way of life, right?
Well. Yeah.
Like when she get sleep. -Do you have any experience of living together?
I have but.. / -That's good, isn't ?
I am kind of person who dominate when living together.
Always doing what you want..? / -Yeah.
I have never do a proper living together. / -I see.
Can I ask something? What do you mean by dominate when living together?
What kind of living together is that?
Like telling 'if you don't like it, just go!'
I permit her to do as she please. -It means, you let her do what she pleases.
I ask her whether is it ok or not, to let her do as she please. -Did you like her?
I liked her. Well, yeah.
Yonekura-san, do you have experience of living together?
May I? Why did you break up?
Why did you break up?
Although you liked her..
It was when I am in the middle of my 20's..
She was thinking about getting married. -So, were you two going be marry? That's not it?
Well, during that time, my job was instable.. I couldn't think about getting marry.
That's why.. 'Let's stop living together and settle this matter'
How long did you go out with her.. ? -STOP WITH TOKUI'S STORY..!
For your case, talk about it in dressing room..!
Around 4 years../ - YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER IT!
That long..?
Taizo : Yonekura-san want to hear something from him!! / - It's not important!!
Our guest is Yonekura-san, you know!
She listen to it eargerly, right? / -Yes.
I want to ask something to Yonekura-san, What do you think with Tokui' story? / -I DON'T CARE..!
It's not the first question I want to ask her.
Maybe.. you are quite.. / -YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER!!
Did I do that? / - YOU'RE ANNOYING!
Nagura : You are too hotheaded, dude!!
It's okay. She want to hear it..
I want to ask whether Yonekura-san has experience living together or not..
Someone was properly talking about his love story.. and he's being told YOU'RE ANNOYING..!
He is so unreasonable. / - So strange..!
Is it okay to be like this?
It's OK.
It's not good. / -Why you could getting along like this? Have you ever mad at each other?
No.. I can't imagine about getting quarrel with these members..
Like 'why did you say that..!' ? / -Yes.
Like 'He is annoying' / -Girls will have group inside a big group like this, right?
Like with two people or three.. -Yeah.. Maybe..
Boys don't do something like that.
We have 6 vs 1. Ueda and other members here.
His best!
He did it. The best face expression!
So random.. No no.. Have you ever live together? -That question? Never..
What kind of person do you like? Your type of man?
I said I like person who good at motor nerves and has nice muscle..
Like an athlete.. -Well.. Person who has muscular body.. A sportsman..
But, recently.. I prefer who has adult feeling..
Well. Anyone is OK.
What's wrong? / -Don't give up.
You are not in an "Edge of a cliff" position, right?
How was it.. Maybe I have started. / -No no, you should choose someone that you like, Yonekura-san..
I.. / -Let's do that..! You will be the brother and father..What is it, choosing?
No.. after being chosen, we go there. / -Wow, I'm happy..!
Is it you first time? / -Shall we line up? -Let's go..!
Are you confident? / -Yes. I am.
Write it, please.. Father, Brother, Friend, Husband, one-night partner, lover, stranger.
Good. / -One-night partner is good, right? / -Because father and brother are quite same, let's change it with manager.
Ah!! You're a true expert..!
How do we start? From close friend?
Can I say something? Ken-chan is so excited..
That's not good, you know.. / -Close friend is important, right?
Someone who definitely not in love relationship.
But, maybe the one who I love most.
I see. / -May I give up with the 'close friend' ? It's difficult.
So, how about manager?
Manager? / - It's up to you..
Because you will entrust you schedule on him..
He has to be a firm person. / - I've decided.
Who? / - Nagura-san.
Jun, right? Maybe Jun is good as manager..
I think, he will yell 'Hey you..!' when it is needed. / - I'll do it.
May I shake hand with her? / - HEY YOU..!
Too fast! He is getting angry too fast! Think about it again. He is angry with your fans.
Who will be you father?
I have decided.
So fast!
Taizo-kun.
Father.. / - Although he said he confident enough to be chosen as her lover.
I am relief of Jun-chan being her manager.
As her father? / -Yes. -Why?
So you the manager? I'm being under your care.
Wow, she is so cute..!
Jun-chan..! Front kick!
It's hurt..! / -I will sue you! /-That manager is not good at all. He will be in trial all the time.
Maybe..
The next. / - Who is the next?
Shall we go with 'lover'?
How to make sure to differ boyfriend and husband?
Could you tell her, Papa? -Me.. well.. wait..
How do I .. / -Well. Boyfriend is.. -They couldn't help to make decision
Let's make him as 'stranger'
He is 'one-night lover', you know!
Huh? / -Did you decide it? / -Ken-chan?
Hey. Think it carefully..
That man? / -He can't be your 'one-night-lover'
Because, I can know fast that he is not the one..!
Like 'You're not the one. Sorry..! / - But, you will be together, right?
Spend one night together?
I don't care whatever she said about me after spend one night together with her.
But, you seems say something from faraway.
So, you're OK with 'one-night-partner'? / -May I?
Like, it seem so fun to drink beer with him. But..
What's next.. decide who will be the husband
I don't want him to cheat on me.
So, no one fits.
Ueda : Why the hell? / -Pyonsu will never cheat on you. -Yes. I won't.
So. It's him.
Wow. Yes! / -He will cheat on you. -No. I won't. / -But, now..
What do you mean by 'but now..'!
Why do you want to seize me that much?
Remainings.. Boyfriend, Close Friend, Stranger.
It's so different! Like heaven and hell.
It's better to decide close friend first, right?
Close friend is..
Why ? Why ?
Close friend is..
Tokui-san..!
Why? Is that funny?
It's an american comedy!
Come here..!
It supposed to be man and woman relationship.. I made my way until big 3, you know..
She opened the space for me.. As close friend you know..!
Let's decide the 'boyfriend'
Who will be the 'boyfriend' ?
Arita-san..!
Hurray!!
So, could you go over there?
Why did you choose me as stranger! Give me a break!!
So miserable..!
Let's move on to the project!
Although she has the image as a perfect and cool actress, she seems to have several weak points.
Maybe we will understand why she can't get married through this project.
Entitled : Yonekura Ryoko's Weak Points 007..!
The truth is Yonekura XXXX..
Well, let's open it.
The truth is Yonekura can not swim.
Unexpected..! / -She doesn't have that image..
So you don't have any drama scene when you swim? / No.
Really? / -But she seems good at butterfly stroke. -I can't do it.
I'm afraid of being under water.
So, what did you do during the swimming lesson?
Like a robot. So clumsy.
You can't breathe well?
I don't know when I must breathe when swim.
We normally swim, right..
Then we do this to take breath right? But, I get water all over my mouth.
The water level is around here..
You could do breaststroke like this..
Try it..
I don't need to do this, right?
She thinks she doesn't need it from her heart.
I hate to open my eyes under the water.
Well.. But, you can wear googles, right?
You can't remove the marks at this age.
It's not something about your age..!
Let's move the next.. The truth is.. Yonekura hate XX so much. What do you think about this?
It consist of one character, right? / -There are two. -Bean..!
Wrong.. / -It's not bean.. -Rice?
No. That's not it.
But, bean is really close..!
Wheat? / -No..! That's not it.
Octopus, squid, prawn, which one?
Why did you start to say the topping of sushi?
None of them.
One slices of tuna!
I'm not the cook. Be careful with you order.
Kenchan..! / -The bill please.
No. I will make you pay..!
Shall I open it. / -Wait. Stop it..!
Dove! / -What? / -Dove -Correct!
Ah, That's it..? / - We wanted to get it right..!
Because she started to say it by herself. What is the meaning of this? / -Rather than just dove, all kinds of birds?
What?
The movement, strangeness, face.
Because many people keep them as pet, right?
What? We have cute dove?
Cute dove is cute, you know.
She scared.
We have cute doves. Let's bring them here.
So it's just picture?!
You're okay with picture, right?
It's a picture of cute dove right?
Let's see it. Open!
See? They're cute, right, Yonekura-san?
No not.. Look at them / -They're couple. -They're dotting each other..
Why did you make it larger? Is that needed?
Well.. To make it can be seen well by Yonekura and the audience, right?
They're larger than the real ones, right?
Let's look from near. Could you bring that here?
Look at it. They're cute..! -Manager, please!
Manager-san, please look at this. / - Our Yonekura hate doves. So..
I don't want to..! / - STOP IT...!!
You can't do that to the assistant!
See? She really hates dove.
The truth is.. Yonekura's T-shirts are...
What is it? / -Her T-shirts?
Will it be assumed as her weak point? I think it's something that everyone...
Anyone? / -Yonekura-san's Tshirt, no.. reversely, her shirt..
Wait. I can't get your point at all.
She can't wash it.
It's getting closer / -She can't fold it.
Correct!
What does it mean?
The truth is.. Yonekura's T-shirts are...
She can't fold it. / -Correct!
What does it mean?
There are people who could fold their clothes in same size.. But, I hate to fold things.
So, how do you manage at home? -Of course I fold my clothes.
But, you do when you have to do? -Why do you fold your clothes everyday?
We have some T shirts, could you bring it here?
Could you try it?
I can do this.. / -Shall we start with the simplest one?
Yes.
She starts from left part. / -Huh? -I start by doing this.
It's different.. The I will do this. One by one. / -She can do it, right?
Then, here..
Like this..
Or this..
So tidy! / -You can do it.. / -No. That's not it.
The problem comes when there are T shirts with different size. / -Right!
It it's too long..
First I will do this.. / -Ah, the below part, right?
You did like that? / Yes.
She do it for the balance. / -Yes.
From whom did you learn it? / -Well..
Do it like this..
It's so tidy, right? / -But look at this..!
This is.. / -This is it!
They different! / -It doesn't matter, right?
To put it inside your closet.. / -Yes. Yes.. -It looks weird, right? / -Yes.. / -But, you can do this, right?
Do you fold your pants?
I fold my pants as the office lady fold the pants on the store..
You're making a face like it's woman's underwear.
You're line them as pants-underwear-pants-underwear, right?
In variety show, you call it lingerie. In drama or movie, you call it pants.
Why? / - Can you burts it up?
Burst it up? / -Try t wear it on the next Shabekuri 007, you could burst up..!
You have to deny that you wear it..
But, the fact that she hates folding clothes is unexpected, right? -Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Let's move to the next. The truth is Yonekira likes XX to much..
Do you think this is you weakness because it can makes man draw back from you? / -Yes.
Meat!! / - Well. It's OK.
Raw meat..! / -Huh? Raw meat?
It's normal to have raw horse meat in my house.
I get frozen horse meat from Kumamoto by delivery. I will eat it when I really want to eat it. / -So you have stock ? / -Yes.
I have too. I watched Kingdom of Wildlife in my childhood. (Documentary program about animal)
When I saw a lion eat a deer, I felt sorry for the deer.
But, recently, when I tried to eat raw meat, it was so tasty. I can't help but wanted to eat it.
Really? But, this is not a counseling program.
We couldn't take such problem.
How much do you eat meat like steak and such?
Do you eat that much?
What I ate several days ago.. Rare Steak with 320 grams of weight. / -That was so much!
That's amazing..
Around 100 grams, right? / -180 gram is my limit. / -Steak? -One serving at Nagura Steak is 100 gram, right?
What the hell!
Well, It's not my store though.
The last!
She want to be treated XXXX
What is it.. / -She wants to be treated as a man?
Gender equality.
She doesn't want to be treated as a beautiful lady. But, like a friend 'What the hell..!'
Is that true? / -That's not it.. / -As a high-rank person. She want to be treated as a high rank person.
There's no way she has such desire!
No way she want to be treated like a high-rank person..!
I think it's the opposite. How about 'little girl' ?
She wants to be treated much like a woman.
Everyone does it, right?
You don't think so? / -Yes.
Being treated as a boyish makes me want to respond them..
I always go with the character of cheerful girl.
But, I couldn't escape from it.
She likes to play around image, right?
Well, I do playing around. But, I want them to take a lead of me.
They treated you as a strong, cheerful Yonekura who making the mood during the drinking party or such.
Then, after you said 'I'll go to the toilet' and close the door..
It's not me..
While washing you face..
Why do I have to wash my face?
That's to man-like..! / -While staring at the mirror..
That's a face of wrestler after the match!
The last wrestler...
Do you have something that you'd be throbbed?
Like you'll be happy if man does it for you..
I don't really trust words..
Not about the words? -Like he would pull me.. I like it.
The act, right? / -Yes.
Like at the junction with traffic light, he pull you like this? -Yeah. I like it.
Ken-chan.. You have to restore your pride..
And I like him when he pour the sake like...
She pretends nothing happen.
She doesn't hear it at all. / -Pull her when the light turn into red. Then she would like you.
She would like you. / -Like that?
No.. No.. He does it like this.. / -Ken-chan.. It's OK.
Just pull her. Pull her and bring her until the greenroom.
What? I don't want to..
Well.. You did many thing like a drama and such, right? /-Eh, it ends like this? -This is the end. / -She doesn't want to end it.
In drama, 35-san no Kokosei, I am playing as a high school student. I wear uniform. / -So you are student? / -Yes.
There are a lot of problem among students nowadays, right?
As an adult-high school student, I tried to solve the problem while reading the atmosphere.
High sock is painful..
That's it. So, please watch Yonekura-san wearing high sock in the drama. That's all for today. Tonight's guest is Yonekura Ryoko-san..!
Thank you very much..!
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