(Super Fatty-man)
It's a villain!
It's a villain!
Take this! Energy blast!
I am the world's greatest villain, Zero-X!
I'll blow the Earth up!
Hold it!
A hero shows up to save the world from danger.
His name is Super Fatty-man!
I am the warrior of justice that protects the Earth!
Super Fatty-man!
I will never forgive evil-doers!
Wow! It's Super Fatty-man!
Super Fatty-man!
I'll blow you away too!
Take this! Energy blast!
You ate my energy blast?
Here's my special move!
Super chopping!
Die, villain!
You're evil! You're bad!
Geez! Scum!
I bet that hurts.
Don't watch!
What's going on?
I was beating the villain...
He's the bad guy...
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Your nose is bleeding, mister!
I'm not bleeding because he hit me.
Then why?
I have an illness...
You beat up a patient? You're a terrible person!
What's going on?
- He's the villain. / - Mister.
Now!
- My special move! Shadow attack! / - What the...
Shadow attack?
Take this!
Jinse!
- Who is it? / - Jinse!
Hold it!
It's just a shadow that died.
Just a shadow?
He had his own life too!
His identification number!
901220!
Nowon resident, Jo Jinse!
I wanted to become...
A terrifying villain just like you.
This is the money I saved up from committing crimes.
- Use it for a bad cause. / - Alright.
This is sad?
Jinse!
Jinse...
I'll use this money...
To blow up the neighborhood you lived in.
What is this?
Jinse!
This is really sad to you guys?
He said he'd blow up... Forget it!
You protect the Earth. I quit.
- I can't believe those people... / - Fool!
Don't turn your back on me.
Take this!
Die, villain!
Honey!
Honey!
What happened, honey?
You're married too?
What did my husband do to deserve being killed?
- No... / - Honey... Honey!
If you die like this,
what will happen to the baby inside me?
Oh, no! He'll have a child too!
- He's a villain... / - You're bad, mister.
- The box behind you... / - Box?
Gosh...
What's this?
A gift for our baby.
That's scary!
When our baby is born,
make sure you name him Despair.
What is that?
Honey!
This is sad to you all?
I was wrong for slaying a villain?
Gosh...
So Super Fatty-man assaulted citizens...
Huh? No...
- Slayed a resident of Nowon... / - No!
And killed a head of a family...
- All to protect the world. / - Don't say it like...
Be strong, Super Fatty-man!
I don't want to be a hero!
(Who's Recording?)
This stinking machine is acting up again.
Okay. It's working.
Haecheol.
Is that machine fixed properly?
That stupid thing has been
messing up my recordings for four weeks!
I pretty much took care of it
so don't worry about it.
Just focus on recording. Go.
♪ Far away you're my sunshine ♪
♪ We were together ♪
- Okay, let's hear it. / - Yes.
♪ Far away ♪
♪ Together ♪
What was that?
The machine doesn't do English.
- ♪ If you can't speak English ♪ / - No, no, no!
Not that.
What are you doing?
The machine is all messed up.
My bad. Let's try again.
♪ Far away you're my sunshine ♪
♪ We were together ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ A shot of soju with raw fish ♪
♪ Two more rockfish ♪
That's a pretty big order.
I didn't order anything.
I was singing here.
Sorry, but you're really lacking in power.
- Let's try again with power. / - Yes.
♪ Far away you're my sunshine ♪
♪ We were together ♪
- Okay, let's hear it. / - Yes.
♪ Far away you're my sunshine ♪
♪ We were together ♪
I don't think that was me.
That was too much power.
What was that?
Let's try again.
♪ Far away you're my sunshine ♪
♪ We were together ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ Far away I came ♪
♪ And I can't leave like the dew ♪
Why did you go to Kilimanjaro?
What are you saying?
I'm right here in the studio.
This is nuts...
I'm not doing this part. Let's go to the next part.
Okay, next part. Go.
♪ I'm going to love myself more ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ I'm going to love myself more ♪
We're keeping this.
Haecheol, it sounds great and all
but I think it's lacking that trembling feeling.
Let me try it again.
No, no.
I'll use the machine to add trembling emotions.
Okay, let's hear it.
With that much trembling,
you need to go to a hospital.
My bad.
Forget all that.
I want to use feelings of love
and sing it again a bit teary.
No, no. I'll use the machine
to make you sound teary.
Let's hear it.
Am I drowning in tears?
Sorry.
This driving me nuts!
Forget all that! Since it'll be summer soon,
I'll sing it nice and refreshing.
I'm going to sing!
Okay, I'll use the machine to make you
sound refreshing. Let's hear it.
♪ I'm going to love ♪
Haecheol.
I feel like I'll catch a cold.
- What is this? / - Hello.
Hello.
We're here from Gag Church spreading the word.
- Our Father loves you, brother. / - Yes...
- Please come to our church. / - Yes.
- We'll see you on Sunday. / - Okay.
Why did they come all the way in here?
- Let's hear it. / - Yes.
♪ I'm going to love myself more ♪
I'll go! I'll go!
(Blaming Battle)
We'll start the press conference
about the Korea vs. Japan baseball game
where Korea was totally lost by 0:12.
I'm sure the people are enraged.
We'll bring in the coach and a player.
First, we'll hear from cleanup hitter
and team captain Kim Kiyul.
Our loss today was because
I wasn't a proper team captain.
I think I'm mostly to blame.
I'm sorry.
We'd also like to hear from the coach.
Our total defeat in the Korea vs. Japan game...
- Was all Kiyul's fault. / - What?
I'll just say this.
Before the game started, I saw Kiyul
shed tears when the Japanese flag came out.
No!
No, no!
Coach, why are you saying that?
I didn't! It's not true.
I'll just say this.
When one of our players made a mistake,
Kiyul said, "You fool!"
- No! No, no! / - I saw him.
What are you saying? It's not true!
- You fool! / - Don't photograph me!
Why are you doing this, Coach?
- I never did that. / - Kiyul.
Turn around a bit for a photo.
I really didn't do it.
Turn around a bit.
Are you insane?
Are you insane?
- You told me to turn... / - Forget it.
Excuse me.
- You told me to turn... / - Calm down!
Kiyul.
Please stop cursing at the reporters.
I never cursed.
I have a question for Kiyul.
Kiyul, how did you manage your condition
the day before the game?
I managed my condition just fine.
So you say...
But what's with these dark circles?
Why are you so tired?
Those aren't dark circles...
What did you do the night before the game?
We watched clips of the Japanese
to come up with a strategy!
- Oh... Japanese baseball clips? / - Yes.
"Kim Kiyul loves Japanese porn..."
- No! / - "He watches it every night."
Why would you write that?
I'll just say this.
I saw Kiyul watch Japanese porn...
- Without subtitles. / - Coach!
Without subtitles?
Let me take a photo. Kiyul, look here.
Look here.
Lower your gaze.
You going to hit me?
Forget it...
People, stop calling Kiyul a hooligan.
Nobody said that.
You hooligan...
You all keep criticizing Kiyul
but he's the one who really wanted to win.
I'll just say this.
I saw Kiyul pray for victory
at Yasukuni Shrine.
Don't say that!
It's not like that!
I'll just say this.
I saw Kiyul post a photo
from his trip to Dokdo
with the caption "#Takeshima."
Why would I...
Kiyul didn't do anything wrong!
- Why are you doing this to him? / - Get out!
- What are you doing? / - Get out of here!
- Get out! / - You...
Excuse me, don't be so harsh.
They're my precious fans.
Precious Japan?
"Nobody can stop Kiyul's love of Japan."
You should retire, Kiyul!
Just quit and go to Japan then!
Look here! Look here!
You all need to stop!
Kiyul, don't be discouraged.
Hang in there.
Kiyul, you're the cover model
of our magazine this month.
I'm the cover model...
Which magazine?
"Traitor" magazine.
There's no magazine like that!
Move it!
Kim Kiyul!
- Geez! / - What the...
Hey! Hey...
I could play baseball better than you, fool!
Who are you?
I'm the head of an amateur baseball team
the Gupabal Heroes.
- What the... / - Geez...
All you do is eat and play baseball
and that's the best you can do?
Why were you so nervous?
You should've gone on the field the day before
to check the ground!
We went to the field the day before
and checked everything thoroughly!
If you have time for that, hit the ball more!
What are you saying?
And if the pitcher throws a home run,
the outfielders should call a timeout
and talk it out!
We did that! We all got together
and talked a lot!
If you have time to chat, hit the ball more!
What are you saying?
And even when you're up to bat.
You're up to bat. You look the pitcher in the eyes.
You dig the ground up.
- What is this? / - After spinning the bat twice...
"I'll hit a home run going left center."
You taunt him.
Then the pitcher's like,
"What's with that guy?
How is he so mentally strong?"
He'd be shook. Then when he winds up,
you stick the bat out front.
- Going for the bunt. / - What was that?
Then the pitcher will be shook and throw gently.
That's when you pull the bat back
and swing up! Crack! See that!
It's going!
What is that? Are you celebrating?
I broke a window on the building next door. I'm sorry.
Please give me the ball.
That's all I have!
Here you go.
I'll give you an autographed ball so take it.
If you have time to sign autographs,
throw the ball more!
(Quiet!)
- 301. / - Yes.
Instant noodles again?
That's bad for you. Eat a proper meal.
So are you treating us then?
Enjoy your instant noodles.
- Let's just eat instant noodles. / - Okay.
Hello!
We're going to have instant noodles.
You should join us!
♪ Curly, curly, curly, curly delicious instant noodles ♪
♪ Slurp, slurp delicious instant noodles ♪
♪ Instant noodles with kimchi... ♪
(13 days until the bar exam! Study or die!)
We'll just eat ourselves.
Hot!
Hot!
Alright, alright.
Gross!
Kimchi.
No.
Why's it so hot outside?
- I bought some ice cream. / - Quiet!
What? What is it? What?
Ow, brain freeze.
Let's eat ice cream.
- Let's eat this next time. / - Just put it away.
Put it away.
I hope you fail your exam!
(The Most Sensitive People)
Why am I so unlucky this year?
The curse of the 9s and 3 disasters.
I'm so nervous!
Of course your life is like that, fool!
- Geez... / - Of course my life is like that?
- Mister. / - Yes?
Were you talking about me?
How so?
You teased me for my bad luck this year!
You said that's my life!
How would I know that?
Yeah.
Right.
The delivery date is coming up soon
so better be careful.
Gosh, so you're pregnant?
I'm not pregnant, mister.
My friend is pregnant.
Oh... Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
Have a seat.
Careful there.
Why do I have to sit carefully?
I'm not pregnant.
- I'm just going to plop myself down! / - Okay.
- I just said to be careful... / - I'm not pregnant.
- Forget it. Mister. / - Yes.
- Do you have kiwi juice? / - You're out of luck.
Out of luck?
- Out of luck? / - No, I didn't mean...
Yes! I'm totally out of luck this year!
Why do you keep teasing me for it?
I didn't mean that.
Welcome.
You play Lee Byeongwon on Gag Concert!
"Kidding me are you?" You are him!
So you have a mask on since you're a celebrity.
It's not like that.
I'm wearing the mask because of a cold.
I'm not a stuck-up celebrity.
- I didn't mean that. / - Yes.
So what's good here?
Our noodles are great.
They're not the star of this dish though...
I'm not a star?
- I know I'm not a star. / - No...
I'm wearing the mask because of a cold.
- I didn't mean that... / - Forget it.
I'll have a lemonade.
- With lots of lemon juice. / - Sure.
So you're craving something sour?
- I'm craving something sour? / - No...
I'm not craving anything sour!
I'm not pregnant! What's your problem?
I was talking to him...
- Forget it, mister. / - yes.
Are all these ingredients domestic?
Of course. They're all domestic.
I went and got them myself.
- Misfortune? / - Huh?
Misfortune?
Yeah, I'm unlucky!
Why do you keep teasing me?
I even got talismans.
- This is for health. Look. / - Alright, alright.
- This is for marriage. / - Alright, alright.
I don't recognize those anyway.
- You can't recognize me anyway? / - No...
I know people don't recognize me!
I'm just wearing the mask because of a cold!
- I didn't mean that. / - Stop saying I'm stuck-up.
No, no... Gosh...
Welcome.
Hey! You're... Gung Ye?
I am not Gung Ye!
I own the hanbok shop nearby!
A hanbok shop?
This is from an eye infection!
That's the eye patch you wear for an eye infection?
Hold on! What's this cane for?
This is for getting the hanbok off the top hangers!
- It is? / - Is that such a crime?
No... I'm sorry.
- Have a seat. / - Yes.
- What would you like? / - What's good here?
- Then get... / - You're going to recommend this.
How did you read my mind?
You're a mind-reader!
It says it's chef's recommendation!
I don't know how to read minds!
- I am not Gung Ye! / - I'm sorry.
- What would you like? / - Mister.
Is this Korean beef top grade?
It's not on that level.
- I'm not on that level? / - No...
You're saying I'm not famous enough to wear a mask!
- No, I was talking to... / - I know!
I am not a stuck-up celebrity!
- I didn't... / - And where's my order?
I'm sorry. It should come out very soon.
What'll come out very soon?
There's nothing in my stomach.
What's going to come out soon?
This guy... What's your problem?
- I didn't mean that... / - My stomach...
Are you okay?
It's not from being pregnant!
- I need to use the bathroom! For number 2! / - Sure.
Geez, you're just bad luck.
Bad luck?
- Why... / - Did you say I'm bad luck, mister?
No... Nobody said that about you!
- So you were saying it about me? / - No!
You think I'm stuck-up for wearing a mask?
- No... / - Geez, this is so annoying.
Why is this guy so upset?
Gung Ye?
I am not Gung Ye!
I run a hanbok shop, man!
What's your problem?
Calm down. Deep breaths.
Why are you doing Lamaze breathing in front of me?
- I don't know Lamaze... / - What's your problem?
Stop hitting me!
What's with this place today?
Should I have an exorcism?
An exorcism?
So the talisman isn't good enough?
- I'm that unlucky? / - No, no.
I'll give you good luck.
You get short rib soup on the house.
- With big pieces of meat. / - Wang Geon.
Why would you ask me about Wang Geon?
I'm not related to Wang Geon at all!
Who was it? Who started this all today?
Who was it?
- Mister, you asked first! / - Hold it!
Are you all blaming me?
Mireuk.
I am not Mireuk!
Geez, this guy...
Is so insensitive!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
There's a civil defense drill today.
Is that for real?
I just said anything.
- It's the Say Anything Festival. / - Right.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
♪ Pretty girls like pomegranate ♪
How absurd that she likes pomegranate!
Amazing.
- That's like debasing pomegranates. / - Right.
That's how sweet it is.
Pomegranate condition is best for laundry.
Pomegranate done!
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ I'm Iranian ♪
He said he's Iranian.
Iran, Iran.
Let's meet the next contestant.
The hope and dream of children!
Is it Peter Pan?
Tinker Bell! Tinkerbell!
Tinker Bell!
Amazing.
- Peter Pan killed Tinker Bell. / - Yes.
- His own teammate. / - Right.
- Got it. / - What did you catch?
A snake.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Get on 3, Lee Seongdong.
- He really got on bus 3! / - Amazing!
The 3rd batter got on bus 3!
- That one deserves praise. / - Right.
Let's all complement him together.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
That contestant hit a home run. Crack, crack.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Sir, there's a bug in the soup.
Tinker Bell!
Peter Pan made Tinker Bell into soup!
♪ Splash, splash throwing in Tinker Bell ♪
♪ Let's meet the next contestant ♪
- Ready? / - Yes!
Let's go out with a bang!
Let's go!
- They just... / - They really left with a bang!
Amazing.
Those guys should just leave comedy.
That's how well they did.
♪ With a guitar, with a guitar ♪
Let's meet the next contestant.
A Super Saiyan?
What did you do to my hair?
I'm sorry, sir!
"What did you do to my hair?"
An absurd comment
as big as his head.
Is it 2, 3 or 4?
It's the next contestant!
Gyeonu!
I guess I can't help being a woman...
Such a sassy and absurd comment!
It was very sassy and well said!
Wasn't it kind of cute though?
- Really? / - I just said anything.
Right. Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it a soccer trick?
It's stuck to me.
- The ball was stuck to his head! / - Right.
- Wasn't that great? / - It was.
Pass! Pass!
Hi-pass!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Snow White...
Is it a poison apple?
I got my nails done.
She was showing off her nails!
- Right! / - A gel nail comment.
Right! Tomorrow is Monday.
Yes. Let's meet the next contestant.
Korea's slaves!
It wasn't "Korea Sings" it was Korea's slaves.
♪ Slaves, slaves ♪
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he a pro wrestler?
This shirt is too tight!
He said the shirt is too tight.
A big guy like that needs to wear size 44.
♪ Meeting my friends 4, 4, 4 ♪
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster commentator...
And commentator caster.
Hello!
(Idiotic Robot)
Wow, awesome!
So many comments already.
Wow... Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!
Did you call, master?
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
This is amazing, Jinho-bot.
I posted a photo of you on social media
and there are a ton of comments. Look.
"He's cute."
"He looks like BewhY."
Master.
Because I am a robot
I have no interest in social media.
- I guess... Just get to cleaning. / - Yes, master.
Cleaning mode.
I'll refresh...
Hold on.
What's that sound?
- Hashtag cleaning. / - What?
Hashtag endless housework, I do not have a heart.
You said you're not interested in social media.
- You're just a liar! / - Ow.
What?
Hashtag pain makes me stronger.
You're addicted to social media!
I'm taking your cell phone.
Geez...
Who's this?
Hyeonho, it's your mom.
Mom.
You popped in without calling?
I was in the neighborhood for a meeting
so I brought you some side dishes.
You didn't have to.
Jinho-bot takes good care of me.
Oh, please.
The most he can probably do is
make toast or instant noodles.
You're all skin and bones
and this one is getting fatter!
It makes me so upset!
Mom, come on.
Think of how I raised you.
This thing's not good enough.
Look at that!
Where are you going when your elder is talking?
- I have to do the dishes... / - Oh, please.
Don't let the dishes pile up!
I told you so many times!
- And you never listen! / - Mom.
Honey!
- Hi, honey... / - Oops...
Who's this?
That's my girlfriend, Somi.
And what does she do?
She works at a big company.
- Goodness, hello! / - Hello.
I'm Hyeonho's mother.
Mom, you have a meeting, right?
Oh, silly me.
I'd better get going.
- Somi, I'll see you next time. / - Yes, ma'am.
Look at these dirty dishes!
I can't take this anymore!
Hey... Jinho-bot.
- That's just how my mom talks... / - There you go again!
Why do you always take your mom's side?
- No, it's not... / - Alright.
I can just disappear then.
Where are you going
in the middle of doing the dishes?
I won't do the dishes and I'll go to hell.
Jinho-bot!
The Jinho-bot you knew is dead.
What are you saying?
What am I to you?
Am I just a machine that works?
Yeah! You're just a machine that works.
- Oh... / - What are you saying?
- Stop messing around and clean! / - Yes, master.
- Honey, I bet my mom really surprised you. / - No.
- Have some water. / - Thanks.
She was just there.
It went down the wrong tube...
What the...
- Move it. / - What is this?
Move, honey.
- Why's he moving in slow motion? / - Move.
- Move, honey. / - Just walk normally.
What's with the seaweed?
- What is it? / - Emergency rescue mode.
What is it?
Hold on. What are you doing?
What was that?
Honey, he's my robot.
I'm learning to swim these days.
So I put him on emergency rescue mode in case.
But still. I don't like him.
- Geez! / - Honey.
- He's a robot. Let it go. / - Geez...
Oh, right.
We're supposed to go meet
your parents this weekend.
What if I do something wrong?
It'll be okay.
Master, we have a simulation mode.
Yeah? Then can you two
play Somi's mother and father?
Yes, master.
- Simulation mode. / - Nice.
Hello.
- I'm Somi's boyfriend... / - You don't deserve her!
- Honey! / - Honey...
- Why did you... / - Take this and leave!
Excuse me. It's not like that.
It's not like that.
I'm confident that I can make Somi happy!
- Really? / - Yes.
But you and Somi...
- Are siblings. / - What?
Stop watching soap operas! What was that?
Geez!
(Blushing Old Age)
I'm at this new senior citizen center.
I should try to get along with everyone.
Out of the way!
Lower your gaze!
Hey, he looks like a new one.
I think so too.
- Hey. / - What is it?
- You're talking back? / - What?
Get over here.
What is it?
You walk pretty well.
Hey, if you upset me at this senior citizen center
you're dead meat.
Hey...
You see pretty well.
What year were you born?
In 1939.
Now, people under 80 years old need a cane?
- You don't have a cane, do you? / - No.
Use this then.
That looks nice. I'll take it.
- No, not that! / - What?
Are those yours?
These are my pants.
No, those joints.
Yes, they're mine.
Sit down and stand up.
- How can I... / - Do it now!
Man...
You could be in the Olympics.
What are you saying?
It sure is nice to be young.
Don't mess around because you're young.
Unless you want things to get ugly here
give me a adzuki bean jelly.
- Why would I give you that? / - Give me some now!
I don't have adzuki bean jelly!
And even if I did, I wouldn't give any to you!
This new guy needs to learn the ways.
I'm sorry.
You need a beating.
Yeonggil...
Please be merciful.
There's no mercy in my dictionary.
Hammer, let's do this.
Ouch, I'm dying!
Stand up straight.
Stand up straight!
Hammer, let's go.
Ouch! Save me!
That's enough. He's about to die.
That's enough.
See that? This is how scary we are.
So hand over adzuki bean jelly!
- I'm not giving you any! / - Give it!
- I don't have any! / - Stop!
Who's after adzuki bean jelly on my turf?
This turf is my turf!
Why do you keep shouting?
It's because I can't hear!
Try to speak loudly!
Hey, let's get right to it and fight.
What did he say?
He wants to fight!
Why are you whispering? Speak loudly.
Fight over what?
Like usual, we'll battle it out with the footbag.
- Hoegyeong, show him. / - Yes.
Gosh, this is heavy.
Just one?
You win.
Good job.
One is a lot.
He got his foot all the way up here.
- Amazing. / - See that?
So just beat it.
Hey, I just read his lips.
You told me to get lost?
I almost died...
That was funny.
No more Mr. Nice Guy!
- Time to release the hounds! / - What?
Let's go!
Yeonggil, he's released a dog on us!
We must run away!
I know that!
But that dog is so fast!
We're going to die!
What are you doing?
You can just turn this off!
Great job.
- Great job. / - Over this thing...
- Very brave. / - It's just a toy...
You need to learn from him.
You need a beating.
Yeonggil...
It still hurts where I was beaten last time.
You don't do anything around here.
- Stand over there. / - Yes...
Hammer, we're going to take it up a notch.
Ouch! I'm dying!
Stand up straight.
- Let's go harder this time. / - Yes.
Gosh! Save me!
Hey, let's leave the minions out.
The two bosses should go head to head.
It's time for me to take action!
- No, you mustn't. / - Move it!
It's time for me to take action!
Let's do this!
Minsang!
Look here... Hey!
You old fool...
We promised to get along!
How could you just go like this?
Get up. Get up!
Hey. He's sleeping.
You surprised me, you old fart!
Calm down, Yeonggil.
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
Myeonghun.
Myeonghun.
Yeah?
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
- Okay. / - Okay.
Okay.
Oh, right. I just remembered.
- Remembered what? / - Remembered what?
Is it time to eat?
It's not that. There's a saying.
Complements could make a whale dance.
You trying to dance?
What are you saying?
So anyway, we should complement each other.
I'll go first.
You girls are so pretty.
You girls are so cute.
You girls are so sexy.
You girls are just too much.
So cute!
Why are you circling me?
What's this about?
Why are you sitting?
Girls, congratulate me.
I was proposed to.
- Again? / - Again?
Please!
- From who? / - Nobody asked.
Park Bogum.
That's pretty funny.
Bogum wants to get married this year.
Isn't that too fast?
Isn't that too soon?
Won't you get sued?
So cute!
What's this all of a sudden?
Why are you circling me?
Why are you sitting?
You really shouldn't sit on me.
This is the first time this has happened.
What is it?
Did something happen?
Did you lose your appetite?
No... I was eating with my blind date.
He wouldn't eat and he kept staring at me.
I wonder what he wanted to tell me.
Did you know?
That you're pretty when you eat too.
Did you know?
That you're sexy when you eat.
Did you know?
That's my food.
So cute!
That wasn't sexy.
I can't see.
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why? / - Why?
I told you not to fall for me.
- Are you insane? / - Are you insane?
Is she really insane?
I'll just say the facts.
Why do you keep calling me out
when you're out drinking with girls?
Are you trying to make me jealous?
- Is that it? / - Is that it?
No, we were short on guys.
So cute!
What is this?
Isn't this tiring?
The body wave... Please don't do it.
Girls.
If we aren't married by the time we're 40,
we should all live together.
- Sounds like fun. / - Sounds exciting.
I'd rather die.
Since I have the most money,
I'll buy the house.
I'll buy the furniture.
I'll buy the appliances.
I'll live alone.
So cute!
(Quiz Cafe)
An intense game of wits with
a prize of $1 million on the line.
I am the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,
Seo Taehun.
Will someone win the $1 million today?
Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!
Hello!
Hello. Nice to be here.
- Good to see you, Minsang. / - Yes.
Your skin looks nicer today.
Really? I haven't done anything.
You're usually a cement color.
Today, you're a brighter cement color.
What do you mean by that?
So before we start the actual quiz,
we'll do a warm-up first.
For today, it's an English question.
Let's start!
The opposite of stop?
- Go! / - Go! Correct!
Of course. This is easy.
- Show me... Oh! The! / - The! Correct!
This is easy. Bee in English...
- Bee. / - Bee! Correct!
The opposite of woman? Man!
Man! Correct!
Minsang, Go, the, bee, man. All correct.
That sounded like morbidly obese all together.
Minsang, your answers are morbidly obese.
Did you just call me morbidly obese?
So we'll start the actual quiz now.
The first quiz is about celebrities.
Let's see the options first.
1.
Won Bin and Lee Nayoung.
- 2. Rain and Kim Taehee. / - Married couples.
- 3. Jisung and Lee Boyoung. / - Great couples.
- Here's the question. / - Yes.
Among these couples,
which one of them can the girl do better?
$1 million on the line!
What'll that make me if I answer this?
Minsang, just relax
and pick the couple
with the lamest guy.
That's even stranger.
- That's strange too... / - 3, 2...
- 1. / - Hold on! 1!
- Just... / - 1.
Lee Nayoung can do better?
- No... / - And Won Bin is kind of lame?
Hold on, hold on.
No, that's not it. I just picked one.
- You just picked? / - Yes.
- You picked Lee Nayoung? / - No!
She's not good enough for Won Bin?
- She should be dating guys like you? / - Ridiculous.
Now that I take a look,
you have the right to make comments like that.
Gosh! What is this?
- Won Bin looks ugly? / - No! No!
It's not like that...
Unfortunately, you're incorrect.
What's the answer?
- You are now with... / - Why didn't you answer?
Cement face Yoo Minsang who claims he is...
- More handsome than Won Bin. / - No!
- Gosh... / - This next question...
Will be given by KBS announcer, Park Sora.
Yeah, you stay out.
Hello, everyone.
I'm KBS announcer, Park Sora.
- Hello, Minsang. / - Hello.
- So here's your question. / - Yes.
- This question is about dating. / - Oh, dating.
Oh... Would you like to use a lifeline?
No. Why would I use a lifeline?
- I can get this. Just read it. / - Yes.
When you have a crush...
So a crush is when a man and woman...
So a woman is the opposite of a man...
Excuse me!
Why would you explain what a woman is?
I know about women and crushes!
You're acting strange.
I've had a girlfriend before...
I've been out to eat with a girl...
I've seen movies with a girl...
I held hands with my girlfriend.
Gosh! Gross.
What?
- What are you saying? / - I'm gross?
I can't read these questions. He's being ridiculous.
- Geez! / - I didn't say anything! Hey!
Minsang, that's a warning.
Why do I get a warning?
This is a public broadcast
so please refrain from saying inappropriate things.
It's slander if I hold a girl's hand?
Moving on...
- You'll edit that out? / - We'll do a different question.
So will he win $1 million?
You don't have $1 million, do you?
Minsang.
I have $1 million in cash in my hand now.
Anyone can see it's only $30.
- Will you win the $1 million? / - Anyone can see..
- It's just $30... / - Here's the next question.
Why that...
For the Pyeongchang Olympics in 2018,
which among the follow is the best place
to build a ski resort?
1. A small countryside school
with only 3 students.
- Hold on... / - 2...
A small country village
where 20 senior citizens live.
3. National treasure 9.
The 5 story stone pagoda of Jeongnimsa Temple.
Tell us which of these
is perfect for tearing down
and building a ski resort?
Gosh...
You want me to pick one?
To tear down?
- Minsang. / - Yes.
- $1 million is on the line. / - That's $30!
Where do I... Hold on...
- 3... / - 1 is for kids...
- 2... / - Not the national treasure...
- So for now... 2. / - 1.
No...
It's...
So tear down the place these old folks...
- Have been living their entire lives... / - No!
- And build a ski resort? / - No, it's not like that.
Send the elderly to a better place...
Send them to a better place?
Why would you direct your hands upwards?
Why'd you do that with your hands?
Unfortunately, you are incorrect, Minsang.
So what's the answer?
- Moving on... / - Why won't you answer me?
You are now watching
cement face Yoo Minsang who wants to
send the elderly off to a better place...
- And have a date with Lee Nayoung... / - What?
- At the new ski resort. / - Stop saying cement face!
You can still win the $1 million.
It's only $30.
- The last question is about colors. / - Colors?
Among the following colors,
choose the one that calms you down.
Here are your choices.
I think I know this one.
Red, blue and green.
They're the colors of the political parties.
Minsang.
Those colors are unrelated to political parties...
- I knew it. / - So just relax...
And pick the color that calms you down.
- They're really not political parties? / - No.
Okay. Then I know.
3. Green!
3... Minsang, you picked 3.
What's this?
What is this?
Seeing the green tide of the four rivers...
- Clams Minsang down. / - Hold it!
I'm not like that, people!
- Alright. / - No! Cancel this!
I said the wrong one.
Blue. I think it's 2.
- 2? / - Yes.
2 is...
It calms you down.
What's this? Where's it going?
Hold on!
So seeing this person calms you down.
Why is this person here?
Here's your last chance.
- Will you change to 1? / - No, I don't like 1!
- You don't like 1? / - I don't like it.
- 1 is... / - Geez... What is it now?
It's been decided that Minsang
really hates Won Bin.
Geez...
- Next episode... / - What?
- He wants the elderly at a better place... / - No.
Ski with Lee Nayoung at the new ski resort
and once the green tide of the 4 rivers...
- Calms him down... / - Hey!
"I'm better than Won Bin."
- What was this? / - He'd say that.
We'll meet cement face Yoo Minsang again.
Get over here.
(Spear and Shield)
Yeah.
I'm almost at Hapjeong Station.
I'm getting off soon. See you later.
You'll never get scared in any situation.
Courage pills for sale.
You'll cower in every situation.
Coward pills for sale.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Dang it... Why's it so cramped?
Do you know who I am?
What do you think made Lee Suji
of Gag Concert brave enough to wear a bikini?
What do you think made the people
that saw that cower in fear?
What do you think made Yoo Minsang
brave enough to fake-marry Lee Suji?
What do you think made
Minsang eat the pork belly so fast?
That made no sense.
Forget it.
We'll use our stuff on him at the same time
and if he gets scared, you get off.
Agreed. I see your offer
and if he becomes brave,
I'll raise you my bank account of 3 years.
Are you sure you're not in debt?
Agreed. I see your bank account
and raise you my dad's pension...
- From 30 years work. / - Are you insane?
Agreed! I see your dad's pension
and raise you my life.
He's betting his dad's pension!
This guy...
Has our lives in his hands.
1...
2...
3!
Geez!
A gangster...
His eyes are open wide in fear!
What're you looking at?
What're you looking at?
He's glaring and picking a fight!
A bug... A bug!
He's afraid of a bug!
You bug!
He's bravely beating up a gangster!
Would you be quiet?
What is it?
You want to throw down or what?
- Dang it... / - What?
I'm sorry!
Please don't hit me!
- Save me! / - He's totally afraid!
What? What?
Bring it!
He's bravely exposing that body of his!
He fainted from fear! I won!
- I lost... / - This station is Hapjeong.
- Hapjeong Station. / - I should get off.
Hey, did you try to pick a fight with me?
Follow me.
Follow me!
He bravely told that guy to follow him!
Follow me! Follow me!
He's running away in fear!
Follow me! You're dead meat today!
Follow me!
(Angry Bosses)
New guy.
Why are you in such a good mood?
The lottery ticket you gave me yesterday won.
That was mine...
Then I'll pay for lunch today.
So you'll split the prize money with me.
Alright.
- Here's 50 cents. / - What?
I won $1.
Buy me lunch.
Why you... Alright, I'll buy.
Why are you so happy for winning $1?
Chief!
Chief.
- Were you looking for me? / - Yeah.
Gosh, I wish we picked
a more voluptuous intern.
I should've punched that chief
and knocked his teeth out.
Hey!
How dare you talk like that?
You think you can become a regular employee
talking like that?
Oh! If I become a regular employee,
I can talk trash just like you, Chief.
Why you...
This is why you're not a regular employee.
This is why nobody likes you, Chief.
Hey! Do you want to be ostracized in this company?
Like you, Chief?
How dare you talk back to me?
I'm talking back to you because you're talking to me!
Hey, what do you think of when you come here?
That I really don't want to run into you.
Hey, forget it.
I lost my appetite because of you.
Then eat instant noodles!
Forget it... Go back to work!
Yes, Chief.
And Chief, don't ask us what we're having for lunch.
You'll order fast fermented bean paste stew anyway!
She's such a pain!
What's with her?
- Hey, new guy. / - Yes.
- Did you finish what I told you to? / - Yes.
I did the design as you asked, Deputy.
No, no. Not like this.
You know the feeling.
Modern yet classic.
Simple yet fancy.
Luxurious yet worth 10 cents.
That feeling.
- Got it? / - No.
- So... The hardness of a cream cake. / - Pardon?
The ferocity of a deer.
That's the feeling.
What is the feeling?
- Listen. / - Yes.
- You're lost in a desert. / - Yes.
And with just a sip of water in your canteen,
you've been walking for 3 days straight.
You're so exhausted and about to die of thirst.
And that's when you see...
An emperor penguin.
Pardon?
That's the feeling.
An emperor penguin in a desert?
So what would you do then?
Do I give the water to the penguin?
No! You clip the penguin's toenails.
Toenails?
Clip, clip, clip.
That's the feeling!
Got it? That feeling.
Get it done by tomorrow.
Deputy...
What does he want me to do?
That eatery sure was good.
Hello, sir!
- New guy! / - Yes.
Noob.
Hey, this suit is Jeep.
This isn't from that brand.
Looks like one size fits all.
Yes.
- New guy. / - Yes.
When you went on leave last week,
was it BG or CG?
What's BG and CG?
Did you take a plane or a car?
Oh... I took a plane.
- A plane. / - Yes.
No look pass when you come back to Korea.
- You shouldn't do that. / - Yes.
I was BG.
You took a plane too?
I walked around in a backpack.
But it was nice to see the sights.
- New guy. / - Yes.
On your trip did you do this or this?
What's this or this?
Did you go for a rest or did you explore?
Oh... I explored.
- You explored. / - Yes.
Wanderlust.
I did this.
You explored too?
I got lost.
But it's nice that I came back alive.
Yes...
New guy.
How about after work at 7,
we go watch the baseball game...
- And bet on it. / - Sure.
Should the loser of the bet do this or this?
What's this and this?
This is buying dinner...
- And this is... / - Oh! A bet for money?
- A head flick. / - Oh...
What should we do? We can't bet money.
I'll do head flicks.
- You want a head flick? Alright. / - Yes.
Chief, let's go watch the baseball game.
Oh, please.
We'll all have to work overtime today.
- Sit down. / - Dang...
Chief Park.
- Mr. CEO! Hello. / - Hey.
Hello?
Really?
Alright, alright...
Oh, gosh...
What is it?
Sir, the company stock dropped
and we lost $20 million.
Oh, no...
That's okay.
Even if the company stock drops,
I just want my employees in high spirits.
- Oh, yes... / - It's alright.
- Get me some coffee. / - Sure.
But we're out of coffee.
- What? / - We're out of coffee.
How can we be out of coffee?
Chief Park!
Are you doing any work at this company?
This place is a mess!
That's it. I want your letter of resignation!
Mr. CEO!
(Don't Cross that River)
Alright.
I've been released from prison.
Now, I'll try to live my life as a good person.
Is anyone here?
I'm here for the key for unit 201.
Wow, the building owner sure has a nice place.
All sorts of rare stuff...
Wow, this should be worth something.
Oh! No, no!
Ma'am, I'm here for the key for unit 201.
Are you asleep, ma'am?
Are you asleep, ma'am?
- Is someone there? / - What a relief!
So you're awake. I thought you were asleep.
So you're the young man that moved into 201.
- I just dozed off. / - Yes.
I'm a heavy sleeper so I'd never know
if someone came and carried me off.
Why would you say things like that?
Ma'am, don't leave your money out like that.
What if you lose it?
Well, I'll just live without it if it disappears.
I wouldn't notice if it's gone anyway.
You wouldn't notice if it's gone?
- You wouldn't notice? / - Dear!
Your husband is here! What a relief!
It's great you didn't come later... No, no...
- Sir... / - You're the young man in 201?
Yes, I'm here for the key for 201.
We should give him the key.
- Where is it? / - Over there.
The key...
No, this is the key to our house.
Then what's this key?
That's the key to our safe.
Oh! For the safe hidden behind the picture frame.
Ma'am!
Please don't explain things so thoroughly!
So is the key inside the safe?
We only keep piles of cash in there.
What are you saying?
There are piles of cash, our bank books
and signature stamps in there.
Sir, don't explain so thoroughly.
Why are you showing this to me? Close it.
Nobody knows this is here.
I know now, ma'am!
Dear, after he leaves,
let's hide it in here so nobody knows.
I still haven't left yet, ma'am!
Talk after I leave.
- Here, you can take this key. / - Yes.
What's this key for?
It's the master key of this building.
That can open all the units
from 101 to 401.
Why would you give this important thing to me?
I'll just come back later.
I'll be going then.
Young man, hang this up for me while you're here.
- It's too high for me to reach. / - Sure.
It's a family photo.
You have many sons. How reliable.
They sure are.
But they're all living overseas.
It's just us two left in Korea.
Stop telling me things like that, ma'am.
But we're going to the U.S. to see our sons.
That's nice.
What time is our flight again?
We'll go on Monday at 2 p.m.
And we'll touch back down Monday at 8 p.m.
So it should be around 10 when we get home.
That's too much detail!
Stop explaining things so thoroughly!
We need to collect the rent on Wednesday.
What do we do about that?
Don't worry. I told everyone to leave...
- The rent in the milk bag. / - Good job.
Please stop talking!
- Ma'am! / - I'm going now.
It's me.
- A policeman! / - Hey, who are you?
No...
It's the policeman in 303.
- He just moved into 201. / - Oh, I see.
Since we're all neighbors,
let's all get along.
Can we really get along?
- You sure look like a kind person. / - Thank you.
Ma'am, is there anything new?
Nothing new.
- But it's good you're here. / - Yes.
We'll be traveling to the U.S. on this date.
So watch our place for us.
Oh, no...
I'm going on leave on that day.
Why would you face me and say that?
I won't be here.
Don't go on leave.
Just protect this home
and protect me!
Ma'am, what happened with your knee injury?
Did you go to the hospital?
I didn't go.
How have you not gone yet?
I'll take you there.
Hold this. This is evidence.
Let's go, ma'am.
Young man, lock up when you go
because there could be thieves.
I want to live as a good person!
(Acting Idols)
A movie about a Jeju-do granny
that emigrated abroad.
The auditions for today is...
"Female Diver of the Caribbean."
Let's start the audition.
Let's bring in the first candidate.
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe that the set-up is key in acting.
Yes, the set-up is very important.
What kind of acting did you prepare?
I'll play a guy at a club.
A guy at a club. Great. Let's go. Action!
Hey, there's a pool party today.
Let's all have fun. Let's go in!
Hoegyeong, what are you doing?
The set-up is the grass has really grown
for the pool party.
That's not what pool party means.
- You should dance at a club. / - Yes.
The music is popping! Let's dance!
What are you doing?
The set-up is that I kept hitting Choi Hongman's chin
and he beat me up.
Choi Hongman isn't there.
- Just act normally. / - Yes.
We're going to party until the sun comes up!
Alright.
That's good but why are you dancing for so long?
The set-up is that it's a solar eclipse
and the sun won't come up.
Why would there be an eclipse?
You're out. Go sit down.
Let's meet the next candidate.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
I've been keeping in shape for my audition.
How do I look?
- My side... / - Gross.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I'd make the best wife!
More like best firewood.
- I'll show you my acting. / - No.
Here I go.
A scene where I date my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action!
Honey, what should we do on my birthday?
When's your birthday?
What? Honey, you don't know my birthday?
Hold on... The day you were born...
April 5th, Arbor Day, right?
- What are you saying? / - No?
So noisy!
So noisy!
I didn't say anything.
Hold on...
You had a cicada on your back.
Now it's a bit quieter.
Honey, I dyed my roots. How do they look?
- Let me take a look. / - Okay.
Let's see how you dyed your roots...
- Why'd you hit me? / - Where are you looking?
Stop acting a fool and go sit down.
I'm going.
Just sit still.
Why are you here?
- Nami. / - yes?
That's an artificial tree.
- Artificial? / - Yes.
- Stop going so overboard. / - I'm sorry.
Just sit still.
Can you help me?
What are you doing?
- Stay still. / - Yes.
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm Sa Yeongsu, an actor that specializes in villains.
Sa Yeongsu? Sounds like condemned criminal...
Yes.
Oh! I'm always playing villains
so I'm here to shed my villainous image.
Great, so what role did you prepare?
A normal boyfriend on a date.
- A date. / - Yes.
Alright, act normally. Action!
Honey, the steak here is delicious.
Alright, let me feed you some steak.
I'll cut this...
I'll cut this...
- Hold on... / - Gosh!
It's dripping with blood since it's rare.
Say ah.
Ah, ah, ah!
No, no!
Nobody is that scary on a date!
What? It's thrilling!
You're out.
- Out again? / - Yes.
Man, I'm always getting cut.
Go sit down. So scary...
I thought it was a log bench.
- Just stand on the side. / - Yes.
Last candidate, come on in.
Ma'am... What brings you here?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left
are ones that don't stand out
like a lady going hiking...
There is no role that doesn't stand out.
No matter how the role doesn't stand out,
you give it your all
and send signals so the audience can see you.
This is the spirit of acting!
♪ Sending signs and signals ♪
I've sent the signal.
Now, I'll act as the hiking lady.
Mr. Kim.
It's wonderful being at this mountain with you.
My husband!
Honey, what brings you here?
I'm with the other ladies.
They're waiting at the bottom.
You go on ahead. Okay, okay.
Mr. Kim...
Mr. Kim...
Mr. Kim!
Why are you all the way down there?
I'm sorry!
I couldn't control my strength!
Ma'am, your acting lacks depth.
There is no lacking depth in acting.
I was clearly expressing the sentiment of the ladies
who wear high heel sneakers no matter how harsh
the hike is just to look good
in front of other men.
This is the spirit of acting!
Alright, I get it.
The scene of the lady
chatting with her friends on the mountain.
Can you improvise that one?
There is no improvisation in acting!
Very nice.
Acting comes out when
it's trained to suit your body.
I am merely a triathlon athlete!
I'll start with swimming.
Next is cycling.
♪ Ring, ring, out of the way ♪
Just the marathon left.
Finished!
So... Now that I finished the triathlon,
I'll do the scene of the ladies chatting.
A lady that's gone hiking.
So I hear this mountain is great for meeting men.
I'll show you how to seduce a man.
Just watch.
You have to trigger their protective instincts.
Ow, my leg!
They're already crowding around.
Gosh! Why are you pointing a gun at me, mister?
I am not a wild boar!
Mister, this isn't the hunting I had in mind!
Let me go, you hunting dog!
Why are you doing this?
Ma'am...
You're out.
Oh, it looks like I haven't trained enough.
I'll swim first.
Are you a whale?
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