um hey, don't know how I'm gonna figure this out yet. I just filmed a very ranty
video so I thought today was as good a time as any to do one of the painting
videos so one I've got some - that was very aggressive I'm tryna calm down so
I've got some pets to paint I counted eight but if I've missed any it's not
because I hate you it's because I'm disorganized and I hate myself. And I
wish that I could put all of my time and effort into every single one but I'm not
an artist and nobody is paying me for this so they're not gonna be very good!
here are my rules: I'm not allowed to try and erase anything so usually if I make
a mistake with painting I'll try and blot it away and paint over it, I'm not
allowed to do that and 2 is I only have five minutes for
each one so the first one is from angstykinskywalker and I absolutely love it
I'm not even as cool as this dog. Let's go with five minutes. Ha!
Um where do I even start, I'm gonna try to draw him out first. I'm also not gonna
cheat... which is gonna make it even worse.
All right you're wasting time Katie shut up.
There's his nose, oh what a good dog,
got a good old snout. Oh this is looking great I'm just out here trying to do my best
trying to paint some dogs trying to make some *squirt* people happy. If you would like an
actually good picture there are plenty of artists online especially on tumblr
who will take commissions for it! Similarly if you are an artist do
not be afraid to charge people especially when you're young like um I
see a lot of artists on tumblr I think there's a big artists community there
and they don't always like to charge people. Like I've had people draw me
before and I do offer to pay for it because sometimes I use them and like I
used to use them in end screens and things and people will refuse to take
money which I appreciate because I'm broke too but don't be afraid to charge
people for your time and effort. If a stranger on the internet says let
me paint your dogs this is what you should be expecting. How am i doing for
time? 1 minute 25 oh my god I haven't even done the yellow sunglasses yet. Oh
my god I'm scribbling like a felt-tip pen. Time? Time?
20 seconds oh oh my goodness. *beeping starts* Looks amazing!
Am I right? Shut up *beeping stops*. Um you know I think there's a certain artistic impression
yeah you know this is the standard that you're gonna have to expect from this
video, okay. I'll leave this one out to dry. Next! boosboo sent me: this is my
kitty she's named Pitoune I don't know if that's how that's pronounced I'm so
sorry, Pitoune, and she likes to scream. Well me and your cat have things in
common. Five minutes here we go! She's got some green eyes, why not start with the- Oh
God oh dear
you know one of the things I miss most about my house in Brighton is my cats
that we stole from the neighbors they know how to knock down the cat flap I've
gone into this before. You know what - what is this? Wow okay I'll do her little pink
nose yes you know what that kind of does look like a cat right she's getting
there we're getting there we're gonna look
great by the end of it! Art is... what-
you- it-
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
so you might look at this and think that's not a good picture of a cat but
really... it is. It's just that you can't see it, you just don't understand
high-quality art. You just wouldn't get it! I will be personally shocked if
anyone even makes it this far through the video all I'm doing is painting
badly and chatting shit and here I thought that I
would calm down after my stressy video. You know I think it's kind of like
abstract it kind of looks like an angry Hedgehog. You know I really wish I could
just sit here and talk about all the standard drama in my life. I did actually
the angry video I filmed today.
*beeping* Oh times up! um well I'm sorry it's all I can say I
think if you know it to cat it looks like one.
Next! Okay I'm so scared that
I'm saying URLs wrong but we gon' carry on anyway. Next one is from
Proudmore, is that how...? I'm sorry I don't know how I'm supposed to be pronouncing
things and everything I say sounds horrible anyway cuz I've got this weird
northern but not even fun northern accent alright, anyway
sent me her dog called Foxxy, all dressed up because she loves it when we call
her pretty and she puts on a show for us. Again, very relatable and I'm gonna
actually try really hard! Genuinely try to do this well because we have been
mutuals for four years and so, I see you! Here we go I'm gonna try. Ooh maybe I'll do
it this way, yeah okay here's her ear and a head another ear. Oh, that's gone a
bit wrong okay can't erase it! Here's an eye and another eye, I don't think this
one's going well for me you know. Oh she's got such a cute little smile this is a
really cute photo, they've all been cute but like this is a
dog who's camera-ready you know. Oh no I'm sorry I don't know what that is I
feel like I should just give up now I'm just gonna try and do some nice fur
and hope that it ends up looking okay oh my goodness I'm so sorry I made your dog
look like some kind of hollow-eyed pom bear... I'm sorry man it is a really nice
picture it's just I've got, not-
no-
I don't actually have artistic skills. I know
I did that last video but that took me like an hour. *singing* Ruining your pet since 1998
I don't know how people didn't realize how old I was because it was in my bio
for ages but when I turned 20 everyone was like, what!! Loads of people thought I
was older and then someone was very rude and said, ugh they're stupid you look 17 tops
and I was like, that's rude, um, not because you're calling me young
looking, only 20 years old, but hello don't call my followers stupid please
lots of them were being nice and saying I seem older because I'm so mature. I
don't know what's happened it seems like they're just getting worse and worse as
they go on! I'm never doing this again I'm gonna do the pictures I already have
and then no more oh you know what it kind of looks like a sweet little bear
if, um, if Bears looked like that.
Some of the more artistic among you may be
thinking, Katie if you stop talking and focus you might be doing better and then
I might be too good at art and then... oh no... Would I want to be an artist if I was
good enough? Probably not, not creative enough. I say *beeping* Oh! I say making a youtube
video. It kinda got better when I put in the face. It definitely looks like
something and I will let you know when I figure it out but that's something is
not the picture you sent me. But thank you anyway,
I appreciate it! This next one is gonna be a hard one to draw but we gon' do it
anyway, it's from smolhoneybee, he's a Bernese Mountain Dog and his name is
Jameson. Five minutes starts now! Snout, mouth a tooth and another tooth and
a tongue, he's got a big old tongue, this one. Doesn't even fit on the page! I've
never had a cat or a dog and I just have this gaping hole in my life where I've
had no animals. I had a little rabbit he was very cute but um it's not the same
he was actually quite mean but we love him anyway.
All right all right! I'm just saying if this dog was a person
he'd have a great jawline. Ooh, ooh I have a pink, ooh! Oh yes, yes it looks so good! This was before I
got my hands on it, a very handsome dog and now... he's seen
he's seen better days not to worry still got some white to put
in... yeah that's good not pink at all. *beeping starts* Times up! Again very
abstract - shut up! *beeping stops* very abstract, once again thanks for
sending it in and I can only apologize for what is an absolutely abominable
painting of your dog. *beep* We are back! We're recharged and we've had an outfit change
becaaaause... I'm not gonna lie to you because I didn't want to wear a bra anymore and
I wasn't ready for a YouTube to see my nipples yet. So yeah this turned out as
brilliant as the rest of them did, le- let's continue!
yellowpotatolemon said
this is my friend's best girl Rue who I'm Pet Sitting, if you'd like, paint away
and I will. So, let's go, five minutes. We're getting back into the swing of
things I don't even know where to star- you know I want to be creative with this one
it's called, artistic expression
you can't even see
what I'm doing can you?
Oh yeah!
This looks like one of those McDonald's Happy
Meal toys except they don't know whether to market it for boys or girls so they
just go for both. I should have put more effort into this I'm gonna be real and
I'm I'm sorry that I didn't put more effort into your friends cat and I
wanted it pink and blue so that's what I've done! She deserves everything these
animals deserve the best pictures, I'm just not the person to paint them.
Oh no. Well. Why don't I give you a little nose
as well. Aw! Now it looks like an owl! What! One day I'll be sent to a land
where all of these animals exist and I'm forced to atone for my sins.
She's got some whiskers,
*beeping*
Well, she's got half a face of whiskers. You know I'm
starting to think my career as an artist is really taking off. Free her from this
nightmare realm. Who's next?! withinmywonderland sent me: my pet,
their pet obviously, and she is screamin and aren't we all
Five minutes let's go. Can we all just assume that I'm sorry for everything in
this video. It's probably yawning I'm so sorry that I'm assuming your cat is just
yelling at you. There's mostly white arou- oh. See if I was anywhere near monetised I'd
be like do you think I'm gonna get demonetised for saying the word nipples
on YouTube but let's be real since like February March this year it's been you
have to have 4000 watch hours and 1000 subscribers to be monetized at all so
it's not really a concern right now. That said if you know 800 people who want to
subscribe, if you know 800 people who want to see this... let me know! Ooh she's
got nice blue eyes I'm gonna do 'em in watercolor. Is that a mistake?
Aw,
pink tongue,
ah! That wasn't what I anticipated but you
know what it's not horrible- it is horrible I'm lying to myself this feels
like it's going well this doesn't - this feels like longer than five minutes
already what if I haven't set the alarm... I have I have 56 seconds. I think there's
only one picture I've actually fit the whole picture that I received into my
painting and it was the first one. You know when I was really little I wanted
to be an artist... and this is how that worked out. You're watching crushed
dreams live right now. Two seconds! *beeping*
Truly nothing screams
crushed dreams like this one. Alright. Final one I guess because hoe can't
count. guac-a-flocka-flame sent me five pictures of their husky whose name is
Thor. I'm gonna pick this one in the dark because it looks easier to draw and I
want to do the bright red eyes. Five seco- five seconds? Oh my god five minutes
starts now! I'm just gonna use so much black paint.
Let's be positive this is going really well this is exactly what a painting of
a dog should look like ideally. This is peak art...ist...ry.
So far I've painted
everything but the dog. Here we go here's where it gets real. Why do dogs have
black mouths? Um, UM,
Give him some pinky-red ear- YES, oh he looks... great.
oh I've got acrylic white I keep forgetting what I've got like all the
boys who've stopped talking to me. Oh and it's come out pink, okay, um.
Well, it's nice it's like a candyfloss color it's just like your dog
went to a field full of candy floss where where candy floss grows in fields *beeping*
That beep brings me such a feeling of relief. Well, if you thought the last one
was bad and borderline demonic you will love this one! I just don't know what to
say for myself anymore it's bad... that's all I can say about it. No! Posit- what
happened to positivity it's not bad it's just abstract and it's my interpretation
and you can't say that art is wrong!
That's... that's that done if you watched
all this I have just one question for you. Why? Let me put them all together and
show you what the squad looks like!
*classical music I'm not cultured enough to know the name of off the top of my head. Fancy vibes*
So, um, thanks for watching I appreciate that you stay with me through all of this
please go ahead and comment your favorite I would love to know! I think my
favorite personally is Thor because I just think he looks so dashing! Jokes
aside though I did have fun painting these as terrible as they are I do think
it's interesting how some of them can come out so...
abstract.
Thank you for
sending your pictures in and... they were all very lovely animals I just...
Anyway
thanks for watching please subscribe cuz I love you okay see you next time bye!
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