Lietevesi junior high school November 8th 1996 at 17:51
Now there's some folks comin' in!! So excited!!
Damn, did we forget to lock da door??
I already unlocked it, 'cause the party's gonna start so soon -
FUCK! Go drive 'em out right now, and fuckin' relock da door!
Ya can only get in at 18:00, period!!
Hey, Mega, calm down...
Well, I can well go relock it -
Don't bother, it ain't so important anymaw.
Especially now that they're comin' up the stairs already...
Besides we already let the local lamers in the hall!
Well, if it'd been up to me, they wouldn't be there!
It's our fuckin' party and our rules dammit, and we promised -
Now, that's gotta be the first time ever man, yer appealin' to that we've promised sump'n to the grownups -
Who fuckin' cares if it's da grownups or who we've promised to! IT'S OUR RULES!!
Howdy...
Oh, it's marack and other ELC membas, hi...
'Twas forty marks, the ticket price?
Yeah...
And ten marks back...
Ain't we got no money for change in the cash?
Nope, it's still all empty!
God-fuckin'-dammit doodz, yar screwin' all up right in da start!
We should have sumthing there to give da change for fifty marks!!
Well, I reckon I might have a few coins in my wallet...
Then stick da coinz in our cash then, dammit!
Err, I maybe could pay first, 'cause I've even got some coins...
Allright then, ye can pay first then.
Where in da fuck didya put da badges, DiCKiNSTASiA?
I took the box to keep it in the computer classroom until six o'clock -
GODDAMMIT, bring it back here!! We need it RIGHT NOW!!
Well, 'twas ye who said that -
TAKE DA BADGES BACK HERE LIKE RIGHT NOW!!
That's nuffin', I reckon we're bit early too...
Right, it's just the ordinary start hassle for any party...
Are ya gonna release any prods, by the way?
Well, the ELC dentro's still very unfinished...
But who knows if we like make some quick partyprod over the night.
Okay.
Da deadline's then gonna be twelve pm tomorrow AND WE AIN'T GONNA STRETCH IT BY A SINGLE MINUTE, DAMMIT!!!
Yeah, right...
Phew... here's some badges for y'all...
So, grab 'em on the chests and get to the hall.
It would be a more data-secure solution that the organiser sitting at the cash storage delivered the badges from under the desk.
Well, guess we trust enuff in ELC...
Still, it is reasonable to follow the good practice in every case.
How many badges didya make, Dickie?
A hundred...
And ya think that'd be enuff?
Well, it's just a small party we're organizin' the first time!
It's good if we even get the hundred!!
But we actually even told the headmaster that there'd be like two hundred blokes.
Oh?
We should indeed prepare for a visitor count far greater than one hundred.
Well, there's just one hundred badges now, no can do!!
Fuckin' yes can do!
Ya could like start makin' some spare badges already -
Well, let's see if it starts to look like we're actually runnin' outta them.
At least we should print the badge templates as soon as possible.
Ye can go print 'em if ye reckon it's so important to prepare -
You are the one responsible for the badges.
Well, in that case I decide that we shouldn't print any more badges afore we know that it's not gonna be in vain!!
By the way, we've run outta ten-mark coins again.
Right. Who da fuck got da idea to set da ticket price to fuckin' FORTY marks??
I guess it was you who suggested the compromise between thirty and fifty -
Fuck's sake, if someone pays with two twenty-mark bills, we ain't gotta no change for da folks who use one fifty-mark bill!!
Well, let's hope that some folks used coins too...
Hi, have y'all got any soda to sell?
No, we don't! Go to buy it at da store!
I could like pay y'all two marks extra if y'all sold 'em here!!
Yeah, they sold coke at the infodesk at Abduction too!!
Do these look some Abduction facilities to ya, dammit!?
Well, it was in a school too...
Guess we should've some fridge here to keep 'em cold...
It won't matter to us if they're cold or not, as long as we get soon back to play!!
Oh, I see. Well, we ain't got soda for sale TO FUCKIN' GAMER CLOWNS,
go get it from da fuckin' store!!
Allright then... sorry... where's it at?
Just walk right there to the paved road, then right towards the centre where y'all see the bus station and stuff.
Allright.
The store's then gonna close at seven o'clock, so y'all better leave now...
Allright, we leave right now then!
I should get my coat first...
We could maybe buy some twenty sodas from the store right here,
if they're actually prepared to pay extra for 'em...
Yeah, especially if the store's gonna close soon!
I don't reckon it'd be worth it, we would maybe still run outta 'em...
I doubt that! Besides, we need caffeine too, to keep us awake here behind the desk!
I think it's BOOZE we're gonna need over the night...
We prohibited alcohol in our rules!!
Have ye ever visited a party where the orgas would've followed the no-booze rule?
Asm, maybe -
I DOUBT THAT!
Right, so much for that exception.
Da rulez are for da visitorz!!
Da boozerule's there so that the orgs can confiscate da booze from da lamers and drink 'em!!
But we actually promised to the grown-ups that we won't booze here...
Greetings.
Wowww, it's the C.O.P. guys here too!!
Well, we reckoned we should come if there's a party in our old hometown...
But didn't ya promise that ya never ever come back to Lietevesi?
Well, that promise was just to raise the spirit in the ritual...
it doesn't matter so much anymaw.
Right, we knew it was all just some theatre play for ya!
But if WE are ever gonna promise that we never come back to Lietevesi,
THEN WE'RE AT LEAST GONNA MEAN IT!!
Absolutely. We must hold on to our promises!
It was fifty marks, the tickets?
Forty...
We've outta change once again.
Well, can ya give back from a hundred?
Yeah, we've got plenty of twenty-mark bills...
I could actually use coins so there'd be some change for some time...
Okay, well, that'd be really welcome now.
By the way, has the Amiga 1200 worked well we gave you?
Affirmative, with extreme perfection.
I am currently using it as a BBS machine, among other occult things.
And yer gonna use it too as the compo Amiga?
Affirmative.
Allright then.
So, we should maybe wire up our computers and finish the demo...
Please do. A cULT oF pOWER level Amiga demo would indeed be extremely welcome in the compo.
The deadline's gonna be at twelve, right?
Yeah, and that's gonna be DA ULTIMATE DEADLINE WE AIN'T GONNA DEVIATE FROM!!
Well, we've just got the final touch to make, we're maybe gonna finish it tonight already...
Okay.
I reckon we could bend a bit in C.O.P.'s case, so that we get the best possible Lietevesi demo in the compo...
WE'RE GONNA FUCKIN' STICK TO DA RULEZ, DAMMIT!!
Yeah, right...
The change issue seems extremely problematic.
I recommend we could raise the ticket price.
We fuckin' said it in da infofile, that da tickets cost forty marks!!
We could still add an exception to that rule.
For example, fifty marks for those who do not have the exact sum.
Well, that sounds reasonable...
Yeah, maybe that's still okay.
Are ya gonna make some note paper for that?
Affirmative, I can do it.
Yeah, I guess nobody who's got big notes to pay with would run outta their party budget with one extra ten marks...
By the way, have we got some shifts for bein' on call?
At least I wanna get out for booze at some point!
Yeah, we should have some kinda shift system, especially once we start gettin' some true elitez we really wanna booze with.
Yeah, it's actually quite retarded to have all the orgas behind the desk all the time.
But have we even got booze?
We never tawked aboot makin' any party kilju...
Fuck's sake, we're orgaz here, dammit!
If we need booze, then just check everybody's stuff and confiscate some!!
I assume that the majority of boozers is currently outside with their beverages.
Right, I don't think the inside-lamers got anything!
Except for the C.O.P. guys maybe...
But we ain't gonna confiscate from 'em, they're so elite!
Right, maybe it's better to wait until there's some more mid-lame folks inside,
and then make a kinda CONFISCATION STRIKE!!!
But I need booze like right now!
I think we should check the lamers' stuff right now so that they know who's the boss!
Allrighty. Are the ELC guys lamers in this case?
Yeah, they're all some fuckin' megahertz clowns who have no respect for da C-64 or da Amiga.
Okay, I'm gonna go confiscate right now!!
Howdy...
Behold: LAZERCODE and FUCKSUCKER have arrived!
It seems all the old Lietevesi scene is comin' to our party!
Well, ye gotta support Lieteversi parties, 'cause there ain't been one in so many years...
'Twas forty marks, right?
Yeah... and I hope ya've got da exact change!
Yeah, I do...
Okay! Not nearly enuff people have it...
Here's the badge for ye...
I could maybe enter my prod in the compo at the same time.
Oh? For which machine is it?
It's just a four-channel mod, to the music compo...
I thought ya were a coder?
Well, I'm also a musician and graphician, at least with fake names...
Okay. So, have we got da entry forms?
I believe DiCKiNSTASiA is the one responsible for them.
Damn, I fuckin' forgot it!!
Fuck's sake, go print 'em right now then!!
It's so fuckin' awkward that we ain't got da official GENERAToR PARTY branded entry forms!
I could write down the entry info even on a blank paper maybe...
This is now A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE!!
Hey, Dickie, ye should also print some of 'em badge templates, like two hundred more!
Indeed. We only have maybe ten badges left, and it looks like the party is going to be surprisingly popular.
Okay, okay... I'm gonna print some of 'em too...
Take da key so that ya can open da computer classroom door.
Oh, yeah, right...
I could also go with him so that we could get 'em maybe quicker.
Allright.
Here's the entry info now on a normal A4.
After all, it's just a mod and not a demo...
Okay then, maybe we can do that this time.
But DiCKiNSTASiA should then copy da info on da official entry form by himself!!
To get some punishment for his screw-ups!!
Hey guys, I got this kinda bottle confiscated from the one ELC dude!!
That's all ya got?
Right, nuffin' else...
I said ya should've waited a while before that...
Well, that's Pöytäviina, so maybe that's enuff for starters...
But maybe we shouldn't drink it just yet.
Go tke it to da computer classroom so we can booze it away sometime later?
Where's da computer classroom key??
DiCKiNSTASiA got it, he just went there.
Allrighty, maybe I'm gonna follow him there then...
Err, well...
What da fuck's it again?
Can y'all come to check, we've got some problem with the network...
DaRK FuCKeR is da network responsible.
I assume he shall come soon, if you dare to wait.
Well, maybe I could say sump'n aboot it too...
I could maybe take a look as well.
Let's go then. But once Kassu comes back, could y'all please tell him to come to the hall.
Okay.
It seems like yer usin' the same IP address as somebody else.
But y'all said we can choose any address from the range, and I took the one that ends with 234!!
Well, ye shouldn't choose sump'n somebody else has chosen!!
Well, how do we know who's chosen what and what not?
Maybe there should be a list of the reserved IP addresses on the wall.
Yeah, that'd be good...
But should the list paper also have like the official GENERAToR PARTY logo??
Maybe it is vanity to start making one for this purpose.
Yeah, let's not go to that bulldung no matter what Mega said.
Just use an ordinary blank A4, dammit.
Indeed. Besides, we have so many other tasks we have not yet managed to accomplish at all.
Like what?
Like showing demos on the big screen.
The party has now been officially open for over an hour, and there is no demo on the screen.
Oh, yeah, right!! Well, I can put some tuff stuff in there!!
And I can show Amiga demos if you run out of good PC demos.
DON'T YA FUCKIN' KNOW WHO I AM, DAMMIT!?!?
Oh, it seems there might be some need for extra workforce over the infodesk too.
YA FUCKIN' NOBODY-KIDDIES ORGANIZE SOME FUCKIN' SHITTY PARTIES IN SOME BACKWATER VILLAGE YA CAN'T EVEN GET TO BY BUS!!
Well, we actually have a few buses a day if ya could read da timetable -
WE FUCKIN' PAID OURSELVES SICK FOR DA TAXI TO GET OUTTA DA PIELAVESI BUS STATION TO THIS EVEN TINIER SHITVILLAGE!!
AND THEN THERE'S SOME MORON SITTIN BEHIND DA DESK WHO AIN'T EVEN KNOWIN' WHO WE ARE!!
Well, I ain't seen ya at parties dammit -
SO, YA AIN'T BEEN GOIN' TO PARTIES FOR MANY YEARS THEN, YA FUCKIN' PC KID?
Okay, let's teach to da little lame-o's..
I'm fuckin' cENTURiON of H0RiG0.
And that's UEbeRRaSCHuNG of H0RiG0.
It seems that this party's gonna end up TOTALLY FUCKIN' SHITTY!
Just what we can expect from some nobody-losers like that!
Yar free to not come to parties whose orgacrews ya don't know -
WE'RE FUCKIN' COMIN'!
There was an invitation over da boards and da net, so we're fuckin' comin'!
But we're gonna make sure that IF WE AIN'T GONNA GET DA GODLY TREATMENT WE DESERVE,
then we're gonna DEMOLISH THIS PLACE!!
Hear that! We're gonna make sure that yar not gonna organize this party anymore next year so we won't hafta be there.
Well, we ain't gonna repeat this next year anyway -
ARE YA FUCKIN' GONNA LET US IN FOR FREE OR NOT!?
WE FUCKIN' AIN'T!
GET OUTTA OUR WAY PC-LAMERZ, WE'RE GETTIN' IN RIGHT NOW!
BLOODY FUCK!!
DON'T GO THERE OR THERE'S GONNA BE CONSEQUENCES!!!
Well, there they went. What's we gonna do next?
Actually we wouldn't even been able to sell a ticket to them,
'coz we've run outta badges...
Well, here's some more templates now!
Well, that was 'bout da time, dammit.
Now quick makin' da badges so that we can force 'em to buy 'em!
We should maybe have some scissors to get 'em apart...
Where could we find scissors?
Well, go look in the computer class closet, and if there ain't nuffin' there,
then maybe there's a closet in the teachers' room...
Can we use this to get to the teachers' room too?
It's the fuckin' master key, I s'pse so!
I wonder if there should be some protective cover there...
Well, maybe we could use some transparencies to cover it with...
Some glue would be fine too...
hey, maybe I could go check what kinda equipment we could find...
Allright, okay, ya take da responsibility for makin' da badges.
Okay...
We'd need the shiftlist fuckin' quickly now.
I wouldn't bother sittin' here da whole night arguin' with all kinds of cheap-ass elite doodz!
Yeah, and I also heard that the MAHTI members are here too, and they're boozin' outside...
Gosh, the MAHTI members!
I wanna get to booze with 'em RIGHT NOW!
They've maybe even got some kilju, so we could get some more to drink besides the one bottle of Pöytäviina...
Howdy-ho.
Howdy-ho to y'all too...
We heard that y'all folks would've got some disco here.
This ain't no fuckin' disco, it's a demoparty dammit!
I'm hearin' the kinda thumpin' beat that it's sure gotta be a disco!
Yeah, that's kinda all clear that.
Don't fuckin' go there without tickets!!
Well, how much are the tickets then?
Forty marks! Or fifty if y'all ain't got no exact change!
Fuckin' FIFTY MARKS for some fuckin' shitty school disco!?
Forty marks if y'all ain't -
We ain't gonna pay nuffin' like that!
So, come back like tomorrow?
Then we've got the intro and demo compos y'all can come watch for free -
So, it was tomorrow -
Well, we're here now and not tomorrow!
So, we can't even go take a look what it's lookin' like over there?
YA WON'T GET THERE IF YA WON'T PAY, DAMMIT!
Who cares, we're gonna go there nevertheless -
YA FUCKIN' WON'T OR WE'RE GONNA TELL DA HEADMASTER!!
Fuck's sake then.
Could somebody stay here if we go to haul them outta da hall?
I can stay...
I can also, we should make enuff spare badges now...
Okay.
Yeah, it's indeed a disco here.
But they've just got some computers there.
Ye could like call it a "Pentium disco".
FUCKIN' PAY FOR DA TICKET OR GETTA FUCK OUT!!
Yeah, we already saw what's it like in here.
I'd call it pretty damn shitty, there ain't even fuckin' chicks in here.
And we're sure not gonna come back tomorrow and check again!
No, we ain't!
OKAY, SO GETTA FUCK OUTTA HERE DAMMIT!!
Yeah, we're already going, godmmit...
What aboot the two doodz from H0RiG0 or whatever it was?
I reckon they already went outside.
Okay.
We should maybe get somebody to stay at da front door so that nobody comes in without a badge unless they plan to buy one.
I don't reckon that'd help, the folks would just say they're sure gonna buy a ticket and then they wouldn't.
Yeah, we could like create a kinda security team who throws away da folks who get in without payin'.
Yeah.
Could we get out like now and ask some MAHTI guys or some other loyal doodz to get in da team?
Yeah, absolutely!!
Allright, let's go then.
Who's gonna stay at the desk in the meantime?
I can maybe stay...
I also wanna get enuff of these badges made...
Okay, good.
Let's get the confiscated Pöytäviina and get out.
WHATTA FUCK'S GOIN' ON 'ROUND HERE?!?
"The real party is outside", as they say.
But they're like comin' to OUR PARTY and rage around all drunken,
like with no sense at all!! Look at 'em, dammit!!
Looks, it's Mega, the old drunkard!!
Do take some kilju so ya don't need to be so uptight!
*glug glug glug*
Well, I'm so pissed off by the organizing that da situation demands booze...
And a party ain't worth nuffin' if da orgas walk on two legs!
Seems y'all have a flagpole here too.
We've got a Soviet flag in the MAHTI mobile, bought in Russia -
Don't fuckin' bother -
Take another draught of kilju, that's sure make ya nice...
Okay then.
*glug glug glug*
Uhuhuh, ya should've been here a while ago, when da Doomrapers folks did blowjobs to each other on MahtiMobile roof...
Ya mean for real, on that van!?
Yeah!
Uhuhuhuhu... That's so tuff!!
Yeah, usually they hafta wait to like midnight afore sump'n like that starts to happen,
and it ain't even nine o'clock yet...
Yeah, we'll see what's gonna happen this night!
I'm sure CWU's gonna get helluva fame for organizin' a party as tuff as this one!!
Yeah, the party's been worth Lietevesi dignity so far!
And y'all even got to use this school!
We couldn't back in eightynine...
Yeah, right!
Is it already seven years ago? The C.O.P.
folks didn't have parties at all when they were in charge...
Yeah, the C.O.P. folks be a kinda fallers-in-between.
I guess they're finishing' their demo again, instead of boozin'...
Right! But y'all CWU folks be the elitest crew in Lietevesi like ever, for real...
Yeah. It's been like hundreds of years since there were folks as elite as y'all in Lietevesi...
Maybe ya could tell it to those doodz who wanna get in without payin'...
Ye mean the H0RiG0 guys? Cent and Ueber?
Yeah...
I bet they ain't gonna believe it afore they've gotten totally wasted-drunk with y'all...
I think it ain't generally not recommended to try to organize a party before havin' boozed with Cent and Ueber first.
Yeah, and multiple times if possible.
Whaddya mean?
They've got this project, takin' part in every Finnish party they see an invitation of,
no matter how offroad it is...
And if they reckon the orgas be lamers, then they always try to spoil da party.
I think we should've known 'bout this beforehand...
Y'all would know if y'all had been visitin' parties for a bit longer.
I don't reckon any standard-level sauce is enough if a PC lamer doesn't wanna look like a lamer in their eyes.
Yeah, that ain't enuff, ya need like some whole-night deliriums for that.
But once y'all get to do it, y'all like eternal brothers with 'em,
even if y'all never made no Amiga demos or nuffin'.
And many other folks also trust H0RiG0 in determinin' who's elite and who's not,
so y'all better stay friends with 'em!
I think that sounds like fuckin' moronic!
What have those doodz even done on da scene?
Well, at least they've boozed with all da elite -
So, ya mean H0RiG0 ain't never released no prodz or nuffin'?!
Well, they are in the Amiga scene...
Yeah, they've made some demo for the Amiga some day.
But that's not what matters here right now.
Yeah, what matters is that they exist, and they spoil everyone's party who they ain't been dead drunk with.
Okay, they may try to spoil it but THEY AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT!
Right! We've fuckin' got all the spiritual creatures and magickal powers of Lietevesi protectin' our party!!
GENERATIoN PARTY is... (hic)..
gonna fuckin' keep in order dammit!!!
Fuck's sake, have I drunk too much already... I'm feelin' so puky..
*BURRRP*
But hey, PARTY ON and so on!!
Yeah, PARTY ON!
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