hello people behind screens, I'm Jac and we're back and today I'm here with
yours truly, Rhawshee
again
our energy so like
in sync today
Yeah
we've literally said the same thing at the same time twice
twice and it wasn't one of those situations where it was like,
You started to say it and then I like, said it. it was at the same time
same phrase
So I love that for us.
Did you ever play these like online game thing days as a kid?
Yeah, I did
I don't think I played them on POG though
I did POG which is Play Online Games. Some people did FOG which is Free Online Games
Yeah, there were so many like gaming websites when we were younger
Well today you're doing HOG. Pervy games in here and I played them all. I played an electric man. Oh
My god, okay. Wait, let's do Electric Man. Did you ever play this one?
I don't think so.
I did this one. I
Don't remember exactly how it goes
Should I do yellow cuz I'm yellow?
Skill level, I want to be amazing. Oh wait, I think that's difficulty. Name
Shalissa
Who's that?
Someone who looks like Beyonce
Oh, it's ASD. It's one of those. ahhhh
Duh, dun duh, dun dun, duh, duh
Haha wapow wapow! You can't punch on me. I'll punch on you
Oh no!
Does he have a life bar?
No idea. Let's skip, Oh
Was there an actual- that was just a practice?
Okay, let's do the replicants. Okay, go!
ASD are the attack moves
Okay, the one with the knee things is stronger than the other one, his life bar is longer
he's just over here watching
yes, yes, whoa
combo
you threw that hoe
Yes, yes, whoo!
Look at us. Congratulations Shalissa, we defeated the Republicans, Oh, replicants. Oh
We can defeat the Republicans
Alright continue
the frozen
mmm
Elsa tease
else's army of frozen people Oh
What was that?
No, that was slow-motion. How do I do a slow-motion kick?
You did like the bicycle kick?
Whaaaaat?
Matrix who?
Yeah, y'all ain't got nothing on me, nada
Oh
Did you see that I got both of them
he punched the lights off of you
Oh whatn how did I do that? I'm just hitting stuff. Oh, oh shoot. I'm losing a lot of health
Oh, well, he running, he running
FINNISHERRRRR
He's not dead? okay, yeah he is. I have three
ha ha ha
All right
Cirican guard, it's your turn
whoop, whoop, whoopity doo
You got this
They're afraid
do like the combo thingies
J: smash them all down at the same time R: button masher
Button masher 101
yes, that's pretty much just how I played it. I'm so good at this smash smash smash
Like guys, when they do sex. So good, smash smash
Hey pop quiz, what's the best zodiac sign in the world?
Libra gang for life
Congratulations, shalissa
Relationship revenge? is this for someone while you're dating them
right?
let's do it
i'll be the man, you be the woman
yikes, this is not how you dump someone. Okay, so I'm him you're her
what type of breakup fantasy are you having?
Let's go with ballistic
whoo ballistic
What's happening? he's taking her shoes off, tossing them very haphazardly
A lot of shoes, a lot of them are red.
He's gonna light em on fire
oh, wow. That's so disrespectful
right?
all her Louboutins
Well at that point, you can like, sue em, can't you?
Yeah, hundreds of- that's like thousands of dollars worth of shoes
Police?
Sexy little twinnie
Hey, most guys would be like, oh
He can't watch
It's like get them excited for like the teaser and then throw em out.
That's lame.
I wouldn't call that angry like
displeased
I am displeased
it's gonna pretend make a heart or something
You're displeased so you hire a plane??
right?
I don't think these are accurate
enraged
It's raining? Oh shit what?
J: Oh, it's a shark R: I think that was the best one yet
you know, the other ones have been pretty lame
what does miffed mean?
what. is he gonna like build a house around him and be like 'you can't come in'
Donald Trump teese
You're the one who's trapped now. okay. I want to see what she does when she's ballistic
Watching TV, drinking a beer
OH
She only destroyed the TV
So she gets him a TV just to shoot it, didn't you just ruined your own money like
Alright, let's play a different game.
Okay, you know we're going to play one of the fucking weird little pervert games that I played
I think the weirdest pervert game I ever played
was
My cousin, I was sleeping over at my cousin's house
and we were on a gaming website. he was like 'look at this game'
It was called "smack the booty"
It was so weird
I would've played it because I was a little perv
you're just a hand and you just-
Perry the Perv 2, we're gonna play this because I was a pervert and I was like
Oh the elementary school, not even 10 yet, and was like 'these girls are pretty'
Oh my god, I was a flaming homosexual and you're gonna play these pervert games with me
Are you really friends until you play pervert games together?
exactly.
you're not, take notes
Boba bitches
Ayyyyyy
Okay, you could never
Why am I so dramatic?
He's taken-
It was probably like our combined witch power did that
Right so, up or down to make him look through the window, right click to make him peak
And you release it to make him look away. so you don't want to get caught
right
cause we're pervs
so you hold it down and he peaks
That's the whole game
oh okay
You got caught
aww
oh you only get to get caught once?
J: yeah, it's not like she's gonna be like R: LAME
"I caught you" and then she's gonna keep showering
True
same girl
are there like, other options?
No, that's the whole game.
Oh
Well, I guess you're destined to never peak at girls, good for you
right?
that's actually a really good destiny
love that for us
This game would not be complete without a fucking dress-up game
That was that shit
it was, it was like, oh we get to customize the fashion. The fashionista jumps out
I remember in daycare like you know, like how they had the toys and stuff, I would play with the
Little dress board thing, with like the big magnet pieces.
Oh my god. Yeah.
It's like the tall girl and
there's like, different accessories and stuff
color small woman. Let's play color small woman
All right, let's pick a hair
we can-we should make her look like a little you
me? why me?
because you're hot
you're right
This is black but this is also black
that's like you with bangs
so which one should we do?
the bangs
let's be dangerous
J: oh you gotta line it up R: Oh they make you line it up?
right?
they should make it click on like without having to do so much work
blazers and stuff, ooh
do they have like, a shirt?
ooh, that jacket tho
R: That's like, something you would wear J: This one?
you right
Why wear a shirt underneath when I can not?
exactly, I was thinking the same thing
wait no, that's basic
lame, lame, ugly
oh wait
alright, not bad
I wanna make it high waisted
yeah
oh yeah, that's better
shoes, socks
what do you think of these shoes?
something bold and dramatic
I'm thinking of one but I wanna see if you're thinking of the same ones
I mean
it's hard to say, like
I'm gravitating towards these and these.
that's what I was thinking too
really?
except I was thinking the pink ones or the brown ones
If they had one like that would match this pink color right here, cause you can't just like
Pick any color purse
Yeah,
cause these purses don't really match the colors so we'd have to go
I'm feeling a more neutral one
yeah
wrong side
yikes, the dyslexic jumped out.
Alright, we did pretty good
Oh fire boy and water girl.
Oh, yeah
Sharkboy and Lavagirl who?
right? they could never
okay. So you are watergirl and I'm-Wait you are
Watergirl and I'm fireboy.
Teamwork makes the dream work. Oh no, which one am I again?
Alright
i'm coming!
Well, I think we need to go back and fix the other-whoa
R: there's another thing right here J: This knob here
Here are our doors, nice
Ooh
what do these do?
interesting
I'm not sure exactly what that did
it did something apparently
Hmm. trying to get to our doors so
I'm very confused by everything
honestly, I feel triggered right now
Police?
we need to get that door to open
and I think it has something to do with the lights and stuff
I think you have to pull, like, the switches or something
yeah
J: oh, OH R: There we go
look at us
Wait
Wow, a C?
we did take a lot of time
so that's a good place to end it
yeah
So that was us playing games from my childhood, boba bitches
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