- Oh I didn't even have a choice.
I just sit with this weirdo in his car, with his dumb duck.
This is as far as we're going.
I'm dropping you off in the worst part of town and
(gun shot) the fuck off, ha, ha, ha.
Um this place looks safe, drug, mmmm drug.
Uh-Oh. Oopsie.
Ha, I feel like I wouldn't scream if I saw zombies.
You know, I mean you would, cause you would be scared.
But you should try not to. We're trapped?
Is that Duck? Duck got bit didn't he? Come on.
Mmm, drug. Oh we have a new friend, alright.
There you go, that dead bolt will get them. Hell that will
stop them. You know I didn't even want to be on that dumb
farm anyway if they couldn't build a fence fast enough.
Chill out lady or silence? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Aww we're. - [Lee] I'd go out there
again in a second. - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I'm such a bad father figure. This little girl needs to pee.
She's an asshole, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- She's an asshole, that's for sure. - That's what it takes.
- Will you don't have to be a bitch about it. - Oh no.
- Holy shit, Son of a bitch. One of them is bitten.
- He wasn't bit. They lie.
- Oh no, I just wanted Duck to die randomly.
(boom) He has crazy eyes, he's got like birds for eye brows.
(screaming bird) What do we do about this guy? Uh oh.
It's him or Duck, silence, oh, oh.
This guy's gonna have a God damn heart attack in the
apocalypse. That would suck, what a dumb way to go out.
See he's telling everyone to shut the fuck up, I was quiet.
I may have made the right call here.
Man people just take just millions steps
to figure out what people are talking about.
- I'm upsetting him, upsetting is getting eaten alive.
- Ugh silence, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Man Lee is zero help here. Lee?
Where did Lee get that information from?
Where did he, how did he know anything about that?
It's probably behind the computer, okay.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'd grab a rag,
I'd try to wipe off the blood not with my bare hand.
Should I say deal with it or silence?
Deal with it or silence? Hmm? - [Person Off Camera] Deal
with it. - Huh, deal with it? Alright. Let's see, deal with.
You're right let him, hit him Kenny.
I'm gonna hit him, sorry I didn't know.
This feels like a bad call, Oh no. Well shit, ha, of course.
What you guys didn't know that was in the bathroom?
You serious? Did I just get knocked? Lee is so helpless.
No, no, somebody else was helpful, Lee sure wasn't.
We've attracted more walkers, Christopher Walkers.
We're all making bad decisions together.
Yeah. Yay the asshole's dead--he died in the dumbest way
possible, he doesn't even get bit or nothing.
Was he the one bitten? Yeah let's start,
let's just start wildly accusing. My pills...
Yeah, die by natural causes, uh oh, well do it somehow.
Sorry I picked a random one, there we go.
See, nitroglycerin is what's in dynamite right?
I'll see Lee just stomp on these and see if they'll blow up.
I know that's not gonna happen.
But I want to see if they'll do it.
It's video game logic, anything can happen, right?
Hello, -[Person Off Camera] Right.
- Man I'm making these characters be just total assholes.
I was trying to get this little kid eaten,
but they wouldn't let me. - Hear if I can get my chewing in
the mic. (mouth chewing) - And silence.
Silence is consent, no its not,
that's a bad lesson to learn, ha, ha, ha.
That's a horrible lesson to learn. Kids don't write that
down. I'm pretty sure Clementine get, got bit.
Man I'm gonna let this guy down,
I'm gonna let Kenny down real hard.
It's Doug you got it? Man Doug looks like a real
Prep boy asshole, gonna be honest.
Maybe I'm being too judgemental right out the gate, but hey.
I'm the Rude Gamer. If you guys are good artists,
you should draw up what the Rude Gamer looks like.
It feels like years? What is the time frame of this?
I'm so confused on how long Lee was asleep in that cop
car. Alright give me, give me, give me, give me them pills.
Oh energy bar. I want to eat them, give it to me.
Aw you guys are sweet checking in on each other, being good.
- [Male Off Camera] You seem like a pretty rude gamer.
- Oh I'm so mean. Come on Lee eat all those rations,
don't give any of them to any of those kids.
And I want to be more of a rude gamer,
let me pull her hair, pull her hair, pull her hair.
My dad's Larry, give Larry a quick kick in the nards.
Rude gaming, and them we're rude gaming
and we're rude, rude, rude gaming.
Let's talk to Carley, hmm? Ugh lets try.
Lee, you're not that capable, not my Lee.
Please let me break this. Aw there we go, Lee let's see if
you can be helpful for a second. Oh, really?
Wow she's straight up a moron, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, she is dead weight. She might be important too,
she might be a fan favorite character of this game.
That's, that ugh I could tell dead weight,
I'm dead weight usually in a group project,
that's dead weight. Wait, I have to make the wrong decision?
This is my least favorite guy.
I don't trust this man.
Lets have a look around ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
and I'll trust him, let's make a call.
Is there an option for me to come out there with a pair of
cymbals? (door creeks) Uh oh peek a boo.
Jesus. (zombies eating human flesh) Is that Duck?
Can I throw Duck out there? Let's see.
I don't see that.
Come on make a bad decision, Lee.
I'm smelling a bad idea coming around the corner.
Come on let us out, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What are you talking--boo.
Yes, fine let's go back inside.
I'm trying to get out there, I'm trying to get all,
everybody out there too. Boy howdy I would be very scared
right now. I wouldn't be on the scouting group going to look
for stuff, uh-uh. I'll stay here, I'll make baskets.
(quick orchestra strings) His eyes got so wide, ha.
Really? What? Where did that come from?
I don't buy that, I feel like that was just a weird lie.
Let's check the office, hmm? I'm trying to make the worst
decisions. I'm the rude gamer, hmm?
It is a way to enter a room. Clementine get out of here.
I'm a bad role model.
Oh for real this actually is true.
Uh, oh, uh oh, what's down here you think? Is this just
covered in shit? Is that what's on the ground?
There I am, it's your old pal Lee.
Uh oh, and the more successful brother also in the photo.
But ha, ha who's? He didn't...
Lee, you didn't need to do that.
Yeah lie, let's lie.
Oh my God.
She's a little encyclopedia isn't she?
She's got so much info about me.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Um mm, yeah oh get mean. (monster roar)
Lee's a drama queen, loves a good little bit of drama.
Ah I felt bad about that, ha, ha, ha.
Carley will remember this, um I'm sorry it's the game,
it's not me. Let me go outside I want to pout.
Lee come on you've made so many bad calls so far,
let's just make one more. Move the palette.
Look how strong he is. He's such a strong boy.
Zip, zip.
I'd like a game about that. You keep your
pharmacy safe and you also just beat up on hooligans.
And dead, make sure that she knows
that her dad's super dead. What do we got in here?
No, no, no, boo.
Stop being a good father figure for her.
You don't need anything right?
You got this handled right?
You're good you can feed yourself.
(slurping) Damn is this the heaviest desk in the world?
I wouldn't um, um, um, um, um, um.
There we go, ow let's put that guilt on that girl,
let's put the guilt, throw that guilt on Clementine.
You should be.
You are mean. No.
No, don't, don't, don't back down really dig in.
Ow, silence ha.
Ow we're super bad, so bad, ow the rudest.
Ha, um no he wasn't.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
He wasn't bad. I just liked the feeling of being rude.
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