Hey guys, let's just beat DSPGaming.
Give me money on Patreon.
[intro music]
[montage]
Hey gay demons, your dark overlord Kojima World Order here.
Today we're making fun of an actual retarded human being.
Wow!
Now for anyone who's a DSP fan or DSP himself, I have to warn you that if you ever mention
this very video, you might be at risk of stealing my content.
However, I have to say firsthand that this very video is completely in Fair Use.
Take that, haters!
Don't call me a deplorable idiot, or FACE MY HATE!
[MORON]
DSPGaming or DarkSydePhil is very famous for his own particular set of antics.
Of course we all know that meme of "HA HA HE JERKED OFF ON STREAM LOL", but this one
is apparently only the tip of the iceberg.
So, what else needs to be said about his actual playstyle?
Nothing much new, particularly.
He sucks at videogames because he's legit retarded.
But it doesn't stop there!
He's so incompetent he doesn't even know the geography of his own country, like the
big redneck he is!
(DSP) "He said it was in Utah!
This ain't Utah!
Utah doesn't have deserts!"
[lol]
Well, I guess the Basque Country doesn't have mountains.
Not sure if it's because of his cultural level or is it because he is disabled, but
he's completely fucking braindead.
He doesn't even know how to spend his money!
[IRRESPONSIBLE WITH MONEY]
Because of Phil's complete utter idiocy, he doesn't even know how to properly use
money.
Legend told of Phil spending for that matter $2000 on a trip to the same state, which ended
up having photos of his own living room.
But before we go on, I'd like to introduce you to the DSPGaming Money Cycle.
First, he begs for money…
(DSP) "I want to play this game, but I cannot play this game on YouTube as a playthrough
if I'm going to make no money"
Then he spends it on something fucking useless…
(DSP) "Alright, everyone, and welcome to our Seattle 2016 vacation blogs…"
[trololo]
And then he complains again about having no money and begs for it!
(DSP distorted) "YouTube income should be enough to pay the bills coming on the next
few months…"
(DSP) "Then it looks like it should be OK, but that being said, we're in no situation
where we can start paying trips, there's no way, we've got no money."
Do it like me and spend it on tips to Britbong on YouTube, BOI!
(DSP) "If we can do that with Persona 5, and enough people are showing up, is cheering,
and tipping, and subbing, great!"
Here's a thing, Phil, how come you constantly beg for money and donations if your combined
revenue from Patreon and the YouTube rough estimates sum over $7000?
There's an equally mentally retarded lady in the US who spent $7000 on a trip to France
to marry herself!
But maybe, MAYBE some day you'll sell your original t-shirt designs out there!
Wow!
Those are really bugged t-shirt mechanics!
[GARBAGE AND LIES]
You know it would be funny for DSP begging for money while he's generating 1000 times
more revenue on YouTube than me.
But what is the secret formula to this successful gain you ask?
Well, it's simple: he uploads 15 to 25 videos a day in a BlastphamousHD fashion, but contrary
to the bald Mr. Potato himself, he funnily slowly loses subscribers like a fucking moron.
But he keeps boasting on his success on YouTube and Twitch!
Mmmmh… gotta look fabulous for my audience of impressionable kiddos…
(DSP) "I became partnered with Curse…
Since I've been partnered by Curse, this is no exaggeration, I am now making at DSPGaming
2 to 3 times as much money a day as I was when I was partnered with Machinima."
So… why you still keep begging for money, bro?
(DSP) "Here's what's happened: #1, every single day that I stream I get new subs, and
a bunch of new followers"
*laughing* C'mon, gimme a break…
He keeps lying about his success on YouTube and Twitch while his channel seems to only
slowly plummet down, but that's not the only lie on his book!
Oh no!
During the Persona 5 playthroughs, he constantly shoves us down the bullshit that he liked
the previous game.
HE TOTALLY LIKED IT!
(DSP) "As you know 2 years ago, it was the patrons who allowed me to play Persona 4 as
a Patron's Choice Playthrough.
I LOVED the freakin' game, man!
It just caught on, it was the style of game that worked with me and my style of commentary
and I love JRPG style gameplay… so it just worked, it was a perfect formula, OK?"
But the unexpected happened with Persona 4… he raged at it…
AGAIN!
(DSP on Persona 4) "Great.
What a great fucking thing.
The game's a piece of shit, it says that I fucking got striked when I was swinging
up from behind.
Sure."
His gameplays are boring drivel of unfunny and long shit, there's entire compilation
videos under the "This is how you don't play" series.
And all he does is get salty to the extreme all the time with any possible game!
Even on Easy mode.
But yet this ain't the only salt he's throwing.
[SALT MINES OF SYRIA]
"In 5 minutes and a half… the blast dislodges 300 tons of rock salt."
He doesn't only get mad at games that he sucks at, but he also gets mad with his VERY
OWN PESKY HATERS!
OOOOO!
He gets to the point of being completely obsessed with them, giving the so-called trolls the
attention he doesn't want, but inherently gives.
(DSP) "And then they search my name on YouTube and then the results that come up are basically
videos saying 'DSP is a piece of crap, don't watch his content'..."
Every time he gets called out for his own bullshit, or even criticized, he rages all
over them and then plays constant victim.
He calls the trolls that make videos on him "content stealers"!
Hold on a second…
(DSP distorted) "No, it's a fucking let's play!
It's protected by Fair Use!
That's complete horseshit, and I get the feeling that there's going to be a ton of
backlash on Atlus…"
B-B-B-B-B-B-BULLSHIT, BITCH!
How funny that you think your videos are Fair Use but the videos on Fair Use these trolls
make on you are stealing your content.
Sounds like a little bit of a bad hypocritical ego over there…
Now here's a funny thing in which not only DSP is guilty for...
(DSP) "Just like for months previous to this, the situation with me, last year YouTubers
from all over, big youtubers, small youtubers, all come up and said: 'we have concrete
proof that people are being unsubbed from our channels'"
*yawn* Old news, man.
Old news.
(DSP) "Now it's the fucking time to talk about this issue.
Watch this video, share this video, talk to other people about it, make your own videos
about it, create public awareness to this issue"
"LET'S FIGHT AGAINST THE CENSORSHIP ON YOUTUBE!
GIVE ME MORE VIEWS AND THEREFORE, MONEY TO FIGHT THE SYSTEM!"
SHUT UP, YOU SLAG!
Everything that DSP does at this point in any common goodwill cause is just used for
his own personal gain.
He paints himself as the voice of reason, but funny enough, he does this just to earn
some pennies on YouTube.
Then when he gets called out in the comments or on any place, he goes to the classic last
resort of disabling comments and ratings or blocking people like me on Twitter.
Or even get back with insults!
Because chances are, he's a very sensitive cunt that needs to grow up.
Yeah, I might seem like I'm an autistic fatass who still lives with his dad and gets
paid by him, but still, man, you need to grow the fuck up, bitch.
I even got a nice haircut.
[FINAL WORD]
DSPGaming is a very particular case of a very common figure in the YouTube community.
It might seem like DSP is the most stupid and greedy of the YouTube gaming community
so far, but the problem is, most people on the platform ain't much different.
DSP complains like everyone else about the YouTube Ad boycott that is happening currently,
but mainly not because he and the rest want to fight for a good cause, but because they
know talking about this relevant issue gives them YouTube jew gold.
So what does this try to tell us at the end of the day?
Well, the moral of all of this is, don't trust anybody.
Not even myself.
DSP is just an example of the general motifs and motivations of the average youtuber and
beyond, personal gain over integrity.
And I might be doing this for personal gain too, but the thing is, I also try to prove
this point.
Because in the end, we're all selfish individuals in this platform.
So next time, don't believe what you see, because at some point, behind the curtains
of any of your favourite youtubers that you may ever find on this platform, like DSP,
they can be a huge greedy piece of shit.
(music cues)
♫ Dying for salvation with dedication ♫ ♫ No capitulation, annihilation ♫
♫ Papal commendation, reincarnation ♫ ♫ Heaven is your destination ♫
♫ Dying for salvation with dedication ♫ ♫ No capitulation, annihilation ♫
♫ Papal commendation, reincarnation ♫ ♫ Heaven is your destination ♫
♫ In the name of God
♫ For the grace, for the might of our Lord ♫ For the home of the holy
♫ For the faith, for the way of the sword ♫ Gave their lives so boldly
♫For the grace, for the might of our Lord ♫ In the name of His glory
♫ For the faith, for the way of the sword ♫ Come and tell their story
♫ Gave their lives so boldly ♫ Come and tell the Swiss Guards' story
again ♫
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