Sunday, April 23, 2017

Youtube daily report w Apr 23 2017

Hi, I'm Mike and this is our Wyoming Life.

Coming up on Our Wyoming life, We say goodbye to an old and good friend

Then I pretend I'm a cow and we learn exactly what goes into raising a bottle calf

And later, a calf is found in the pasture down and near death

Every year we lose cows, its inevitable.

But some cows we lose hit a little harder than others.

This week we lost our very first cow that I calved here on the ranch when we left our

corporate jobs to come back and help out.

Indulge me as we take a moment to say goodbye to number 1

We get requests every year from someone who will want to know if we end up with a bottle

calf, will we sell it to them to raise on their own.

Whether they want to start their own herd or they are just looking for a cow to raise

for beef.

We will usually sell a bottle calf, but not before fair warning.

Raising a calf is a lot of work.

You have to take the place of that cows mom, you have to feed them, clean them, make sure

they are warm, healthy and happy.

One of the most important things you have to do, is teach them how to cow.

Teaching a calf how to cow is hard, and the best way for them to learn how be a cow is

to get them around other cows.

We still have Bambi and Princess Bliss along with 80 and Gunther here in the corral and

they are going to help me teach Cupcake how to be a cow.

This is Cupcake, her mom had twins and because she was the first twin born, her mom didn't

even know she was there and she was left for dead.

I found her lying in the field all alone and brought her in the barn where she has been

ever since.

Unfortunately we can't keep Cupcake and raise her as a breeding cow, because she was

a twin and the other twin was a bull or boy calf, there is a 90% chance that she is infertile.

In most cattle twins, the blood vessels in the placenta are interconnected, creating

a shared circulation for both twins, male hormones pass from the male to the female,

and cause an underdeveloped reproductive system in the female.

So Cupcake will be going to auction, and because we don't have another cow that has lost

a calf to try to graft her on to, she is our responsibility.

An the first thing she needs is food.

Calves need to eat, and they eat a bunch, hopefully your calf will have had colustrom

at birth from its mom, but if it didn't then you have to take special measures to

make sure your calf gets all the antibodies and initial nutrients it needs.

If you think or know it didn't get colustrom then you will need to feed it colostrum supplement

for the first week or so of its life.

Cupcake is a couple of weeks old now so she gets milk replacer, a powdered milk that we

get from the feed store.

Its mixed with water and put into this 2 quart bottle.

She will drink between 4 to 6 of these bottles a day, depending on her mood.

And yes, calves, like kids can be moody.

Shes in a stall in the barn, and hungry so we get her bottle to her, and after some work

she figures out what to do with it, and she mellows out a little bit.

A hungry calf can be a nuisance, especially when they figure out that you are the provider

of the food.

This head butting action that she is doing is an instinctual thing that she would do

to her mom, headbutting her moms udder in order to get the milk to drop down into the

teats for drinking.

She doesn't realize that headbutting me or the bottle will not make the milk flow

faster, but she tries.

When she gets a bit bigger I will actually start feeding her from outside the fence,

keeping the fence between her and me, the reason is simple.

When she gets a bit taller, the headbutting can make for a uncomfortable situation, expecially

if you are guy.

If ya get my testicular crushing hint.

Heres another suggestion, when you get done feeding, run.

If you stay in the corral or stall, shes not going to leave you alone.

A calf is never full and yes they are adorable, exciting and fun, but they are still a lot

of work and they are stronger than they look.

Milk is also a laxative.

I bring that up for two reasons.

First, its important to keep a calfs living area clean, scooping out the poop will be

healthier for the calf and cleaner for both you and her.

Keep an eye out for diarrhea though, that can be a sign of scours, it will cause a calf

to dehydrate and eventually die, it is treatable but can be prevented by keeping her stall

clean and dry.

Second, I am now Cupcakes mom, doing all the motherly duties.

Except one, I wont lick her clean.

For some reason, calves don't know to get their tail out of the way of their poop.

I guess that's a learned behavior so we have to wash her rear end.

The poop can harden and can actually plug her up.

He mom would lick it off, we will use a bucket and water.

Shes fed, she clean and happy.

Now she gets to do something she hasn't gotten the chance to do yet, in her entire

life.

She's going to be going and playing with other cows and calves.

This is where she learns to be a cow, something I could never teach her.

By no means is this everything you need to know about bottle raising a calf, but it gives

you an idea how much work can go into it and also how rewarding it can be.

Calving continues and just because the weather has been nice doesn't mean we still don't

have to look out for calves in trouble.

Everytime I check cows, Im looking for a number of things, first and foremost, new calves,

making sure their mom dries them off and gets them up to suck.

Also, I'm checking on all the calves that are already born.

Calves will sleep and sleep hard, and they probably hate me, but I make sure everyone

is alive and ok, but when you roll up to calf who is down and out, you scoop them up and

away you go.

Back to the shop, where our assessment begins.

This calf is cold and hypothermic so the first thing we do is get some warm milk in its belly,

then it's a shot of vitamins and antibiotics to give it a little boost.

After all that she goes in the warmer.

After we get its body temp up to normal range we can weigh her.

Shes light, about 50 lbs but that's ok, her mom is a good mom and if we can get her

back to health she should be able to take care of her.

As we continue our evaluation of the calf, we can begin to understand why she was down

in the field.

She cant stand up on her own.

This could be a sign that she had a stressful birth or she could have been stepped on but

as you can tell her back legs are not able to support her weight.

After letting her rest for a bit, I give her some more milk, tubing her again as she is

still too weak to drink from a bottle.

Then she goes into the barn to a stall with Cupcake overnight.

The next morning, heading into the barn to check on our patient and we find her and Cupcake.

And the good news is that shes up and moving, Shes still really wobbly but shes up and that's

all that counts.

Shes hungry too, so I feed her some bottle and then take her back out to her mom, where

she can take over and I can go check cows again.

The cycle repeats itself, over and over.

And sometimes it has a happy ending and sometimes it doesn't . This week went from horribly

heartbreaking to making it all worth it in only a matter of one black fuzzball of a calf.

Sometimes that's all it takes, that one thing to make you smile and appreciate all

you have.

Take the good with the bad, they both make you who you are.

That's it for this episode.

Next week, its baby chicken.

We raise between 25-50 chickens all for their eggs and I hope you are here with me as we

help the smallest of chicks join our flock.

Subscribe, like and comment.

I cant wait to hear from you and I have a special request this week.

I am planning a viewer special type episode, in which I will answer your questions directly

. So if you have a question you would like answered during our viewers special email

it to me at ourwylife@gmail.com.

I'll put the email in the description as well.

Have a great week and thanks for joining us in Our Wyoming Life.

For more infomation >> Episode 25 - Learning How to Cow - Duration: 11:03.

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3 NEW DLC WEAPONS in 1 WEAPON BRIBE SUPPLY DROP OPENING! (BO3 New Weapon Opening) - Duration: 14:40.

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Алфавит русский для детей - Буквы для детей видео развивающее - 1-2-3-4-5 лет учим с Машей - Duration: 2:14.

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Q48: QUEIMA DE 48 HORAS FUNCIONA MESMO?【VEJA ÁREA DE MEMBROS】e Como Funciona o Q48 - REVIEW SINCERO - Duration: 5:03.

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Citroën DS3 1.6 E-HDI SO CHIC NAVI AIRCO SPORT INTERIEUR LMV PDC - Duration: 0:57.

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STORIE INCREDIBILI , La riflessione in 4 lingue, italiano, inglese, russo e spagnolo - Duration: 3:40.

Look at the trees walking opposite to the train, look

The trees are walking opposite to the train, look

I can see , yes

Look, daddy

The trees are walking opposite to the train, look

Don't you think this child is strange?

Glenn be quiet, show respect to these people

Look daddy – it's beautiful, look daddy it's very beautiful

Yes, it's beautiful

This child is is a little strange, right?

Please Glenn, quiet down.

But look daddy, look

The clouds are travelling with us, with the train

The clouds daddy, the clouds daddy, with us.

Yes, Roberto, I can see, I know. I can see. I can see.

Look daddy, the clouds with us, together with the train

This child is a little strange, though

Don't you think Olga?

Quiet, please!

How starnge

This child should be checked out by a doctor

Quiet, please, please

please,

Look daddy, look daddy

Yes, it's beautiful

The clouds daddy, the clouds

The tress are walking opposite to the train

If I were you, I would take this child to a specialist.

I would have him checked out, even take him to the hospital

Please

We have just left the hospital, the boy had an operation

And today is the first day that he sees the world

ho God, sorry. I couldn't have imagined

Before speaking,

it's better to know what we are going to say,

otherwise stay silent.

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CALL OF DUTY: WWII - COD WORLD WAR 2! NUOVE INFO & LEAK! - ITA PS4 / XBOX ONE / PC - Duration: 3:02.

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5 Receitas Caseiras para clarear os dentes - DICAS NATURAIS - Duration: 1:51.

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SERVER MUITO OP Full Edits #1 - Duration: 11:02.

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The girl boiled rice with milk on the face, whitening to whiten the skin as much as possible - Duration: 2:46.

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Juízes - Capítulos 19 / 20 - Duration: 19:45.

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Juízes - Capítulo 4 - Duration: 7:51.

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SUBWOOFER EXTRACTION ABUSE !! Logitech Z5500 - Duration: 15:31.

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O Grande "Porquê" da Vida ❣ Neale Donald Walsch ❣ - Duration: 2:46.

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Episode 25 - Learning How to Cow - Duration: 11:03.

Hi, I'm Mike and this is our Wyoming Life.

Coming up on Our Wyoming life, We say goodbye to an old and good friend

Then I pretend I'm a cow and we learn exactly what goes into raising a bottle calf

And later, a calf is found in the pasture down and near death

Every year we lose cows, its inevitable.

But some cows we lose hit a little harder than others.

This week we lost our very first cow that I calved here on the ranch when we left our

corporate jobs to come back and help out.

Indulge me as we take a moment to say goodbye to number 1

We get requests every year from someone who will want to know if we end up with a bottle

calf, will we sell it to them to raise on their own.

Whether they want to start their own herd or they are just looking for a cow to raise

for beef.

We will usually sell a bottle calf, but not before fair warning.

Raising a calf is a lot of work.

You have to take the place of that cows mom, you have to feed them, clean them, make sure

they are warm, healthy and happy.

One of the most important things you have to do, is teach them how to cow.

Teaching a calf how to cow is hard, and the best way for them to learn how be a cow is

to get them around other cows.

We still have Bambi and Princess Bliss along with 80 and Gunther here in the corral and

they are going to help me teach Cupcake how to be a cow.

This is Cupcake, her mom had twins and because she was the first twin born, her mom didn't

even know she was there and she was left for dead.

I found her lying in the field all alone and brought her in the barn where she has been

ever since.

Unfortunately we can't keep Cupcake and raise her as a breeding cow, because she was

a twin and the other twin was a bull or boy calf, there is a 90% chance that she is infertile.

In most cattle twins, the blood vessels in the placenta are interconnected, creating

a shared circulation for both twins, male hormones pass from the male to the female,

and cause an underdeveloped reproductive system in the female.

So Cupcake will be going to auction, and because we don't have another cow that has lost

a calf to try to graft her on to, she is our responsibility.

An the first thing she needs is food.

Calves need to eat, and they eat a bunch, hopefully your calf will have had colustrom

at birth from its mom, but if it didn't then you have to take special measures to

make sure your calf gets all the antibodies and initial nutrients it needs.

If you think or know it didn't get colustrom then you will need to feed it colostrum supplement

for the first week or so of its life.

Cupcake is a couple of weeks old now so she gets milk replacer, a powdered milk that we

get from the feed store.

Its mixed with water and put into this 2 quart bottle.

She will drink between 4 to 6 of these bottles a day, depending on her mood.

And yes, calves, like kids can be moody.

Shes in a stall in the barn, and hungry so we get her bottle to her, and after some work

she figures out what to do with it, and she mellows out a little bit.

A hungry calf can be a nuisance, especially when they figure out that you are the provider

of the food.

This head butting action that she is doing is an instinctual thing that she would do

to her mom, headbutting her moms udder in order to get the milk to drop down into the

teats for drinking.

She doesn't realize that headbutting me or the bottle will not make the milk flow

faster, but she tries.

When she gets a bit bigger I will actually start feeding her from outside the fence,

keeping the fence between her and me, the reason is simple.

When she gets a bit taller, the headbutting can make for a uncomfortable situation, expecially

if you are guy.

If ya get my testicular crushing hint.

Heres another suggestion, when you get done feeding, run.

If you stay in the corral or stall, shes not going to leave you alone.

A calf is never full and yes they are adorable, exciting and fun, but they are still a lot

of work and they are stronger than they look.

Milk is also a laxative.

I bring that up for two reasons.

First, its important to keep a calfs living area clean, scooping out the poop will be

healthier for the calf and cleaner for both you and her.

Keep an eye out for diarrhea though, that can be a sign of scours, it will cause a calf

to dehydrate and eventually die, it is treatable but can be prevented by keeping her stall

clean and dry.

Second, I am now Cupcakes mom, doing all the motherly duties.

Except one, I wont lick her clean.

For some reason, calves don't know to get their tail out of the way of their poop.

I guess that's a learned behavior so we have to wash her rear end.

The poop can harden and can actually plug her up.

He mom would lick it off, we will use a bucket and water.

Shes fed, she clean and happy.

Now she gets to do something she hasn't gotten the chance to do yet, in her entire

life.

She's going to be going and playing with other cows and calves.

This is where she learns to be a cow, something I could never teach her.

By no means is this everything you need to know about bottle raising a calf, but it gives

you an idea how much work can go into it and also how rewarding it can be.

Calving continues and just because the weather has been nice doesn't mean we still don't

have to look out for calves in trouble.

Everytime I check cows, Im looking for a number of things, first and foremost, new calves,

making sure their mom dries them off and gets them up to suck.

Also, I'm checking on all the calves that are already born.

Calves will sleep and sleep hard, and they probably hate me, but I make sure everyone

is alive and ok, but when you roll up to calf who is down and out, you scoop them up and

away you go.

Back to the shop, where our assessment begins.

This calf is cold and hypothermic so the first thing we do is get some warm milk in its belly,

then it's a shot of vitamins and antibiotics to give it a little boost.

After all that she goes in the warmer.

After we get its body temp up to normal range we can weigh her.

Shes light, about 50 lbs but that's ok, her mom is a good mom and if we can get her

back to health she should be able to take care of her.

As we continue our evaluation of the calf, we can begin to understand why she was down

in the field.

She cant stand up on her own.

This could be a sign that she had a stressful birth or she could have been stepped on but

as you can tell her back legs are not able to support her weight.

After letting her rest for a bit, I give her some more milk, tubing her again as she is

still too weak to drink from a bottle.

Then she goes into the barn to a stall with Cupcake overnight.

The next morning, heading into the barn to check on our patient and we find her and Cupcake.

And the good news is that shes up and moving, Shes still really wobbly but shes up and that's

all that counts.

Shes hungry too, so I feed her some bottle and then take her back out to her mom, where

she can take over and I can go check cows again.

The cycle repeats itself, over and over.

And sometimes it has a happy ending and sometimes it doesn't . This week went from horribly

heartbreaking to making it all worth it in only a matter of one black fuzzball of a calf.

Sometimes that's all it takes, that one thing to make you smile and appreciate all

you have.

Take the good with the bad, they both make you who you are.

That's it for this episode.

Next week, its baby chicken.

We raise between 25-50 chickens all for their eggs and I hope you are here with me as we

help the smallest of chicks join our flock.

Subscribe, like and comment.

I cant wait to hear from you and I have a special request this week.

I am planning a viewer special type episode, in which I will answer your questions directly

. So if you have a question you would like answered during our viewers special email

it to me at ourwylife@gmail.com.

I'll put the email in the description as well.

Have a great week and thanks for joining us in Our Wyoming Life.

For more infomation >> Episode 25 - Learning How to Cow - Duration: 11:03.

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3 NEW DLC WEAPONS in 1 WEAPON BRIBE SUPPLY DROP OPENING! (BO3 New Weapon Opening) - Duration: 14:40.

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Алфавит русский для детей - Буквы для детей видео развивающее - 1-2-3-4-5 лет учим с Машей - Duration: 2:14.

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Sesame Street Funko Pop Collection Specialty Series Herry Monster - Duration: 4:44.

today on surprise and play

it's a surprise from Funko Pop!

Sesame Street Funko Pop Characters!

We have this one, this one,this one, this one, this one

We've got all of them. We do!

We have the whole collection

Are you ready to open it?

Yeah!

Surprise and Play!!!

hi everybody

i'm chocolate chip

are you ready for a surprise?

yeah ... ok

First, we're going to take out our Sesame Street Funko Pop Collection

Funko Pop Collection?

Yeah, who's this?

Snuffy

ok

and who's this?

Big Bird!

yellow

it's Elmo!

it's Cookie Monster

it's Count

oh, he didn't stand

he does

Oscar

Grover

and Ernie

and Bert

and who's next?

and Super Grover

Super Grover

argh!

Bert fell down

He he he

Wow, is that your complete Funko Pop Collection?

Yeah

Now close your eyes

No, no peeking

He he he

No peaking

Open your eyes

Wow!

it's a surprise from Funko Pop!

don't forget to smile

are you ready to opne it?

yeah

Let's do it!

Let's open it!

hu, wow!

It's a Funko Pop!

Wow!

It's Herry Monster!

Special Series

It's the Specialty Series

Let count the Funko Pops

one, two, three, foud, five

six, seven, eight, nine and ten

and Herry Monster is number eleven

eleven?

Sesame Street Funko Pop characters!

wow

wow

wow

wow

It's Herry Monster!

cute!

oh, he's so cute!

he's tiny

he's tiny

I'm gonna put him on the side

oh, he goes in the middle?

he's special

he's from the specialty series

All the characters you can collect

all the characters we can collect

we got this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one

We got all of them

We do, we have the whole collection

yes

We got Snuffy, Count, Elmo, Grover, Count, Super Grover, Cookie Monster, Oscar, Bert and Ernie

Wow!

That's a lot of characters and now who's the last character that you got?

Herry Monster

yeah

I got him

Sesame Street Funko Pop Collection

You want more Funko Pops?

Give me a thumbs up!

Bye!

Thanks for watching

Click subscribe

thumbs up

I heart you

Subscribe

See you next time!

and we're gonna have fun

Surprise and Play!

Awwe, he's so cute!

kiss

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Ortho Ant B Gon Max | Ant Control | Ortho - Duration: 0:30.

Ortho Ant B Gon MAX kills the ants you see

and the ones you don't…

guaranteed.

Get rid of ants, guaranteed

with Ortho Ant B Gon MAX.

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Two Genders!?! (Watch with subtitles!) - Duration: 5:04.

Man, * WOMAN* or both (sorry)

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Play Doh Hello Kitty Learn Colors With Play Doh Doreamon And My Little Pony Molds - Duration: 6:34.

Play Doh Hello Kitty Learn Colors With Play Doh Doreamon And My Little Pony Molds

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Elle In Jakarta | ellespazz - Duration: 7:30.

She's late. So, I already bought something to eat.

I'm going to wait for her (lorh).

(How, like that how.)

Koko: Look at my flip-flops.

Here's Koko doing the laundry.

I think this is going to be a... pRETTY disgusting vlog.

[laughs stupidly]

So, we are at a fancy shopping centre

and Koko is still wearing her slippers.

We're grocery shopping for lunch now

and they're playing a saxophone version

of 'Say You Won't Let Go'.

Why get it by itself,

When you can get it with a free gift?

What is the free gift??

Elle: Oh, more mushrooms Koko: THIS is the free gift

So, we have our groceries

and our ice-cream.

(Incredibly unhealthy living pls do not do this at home)

In every holiday that we have, we will at least cook

one meal.

Koko: Mmm Elle: OK, so,

[speaks gibberish]

Koko: Uhm. It's just bacon, mushrooms, onions, garlic and ????

Elle: gOOD JOB!!!!1!11

Elle: OK, come. Koko: Oh, I'M THE HOST??

Elle: Yes, give us a house tour

Koko: oKOOKO Ok oK OK

Koko: So, welcome to our little and modest apartment in Jakarta

Elle: MMm okay yes

So, in our little, uh, bedroom/house/ whatever nonsense-

Elle: STUDIO STUUUUDIO!!

Koko: YA!! studio apartment,

Koko: YA!!!!!!

Koko: There is even a washing machine

Elle: That is spoiltededededdeddd

Koko: Uh, water dispenser because nobody drinks from the tap in Jakarta, apparently

Koko: A stove with POTS, PANS, PLATES

Koko: Whatever you need it's all in there.

Koko: (Wait so do you want to do a complete house first??)

Elle: uH ya ok uh why not??2?2

Koko: So this is our little toilet

Elle: TOILETOOOOooOO0O0o

Koko: It's pretty modest if you ask me

( I didn't )

Koko: I mean like, c'mon

Koko: Dove???

Koko: [ The Hosts ] could've easily given you like,

LifeBuoy and all that nonsense.

Koko: OK so this is the bed Elle: The important parts

Koko: uUUuuUUUHM

Koko: The question is, I don't know if we will even

Koko: eventually sleep on it Elle: [IS CONFIDENT SHE WILL]

Elle: I know you're a lazy person Koko: So yeah I'm probably going to TOH here

Koko: TV, SMART TV!!!!!

Koko: OK not just rEgULAR TV!!!

Koko: and a balcony...

Koko: last time I checked, neighbour was combing her hair outside, so,

[??????¿¿¿?¿¿¿¿?¿¿¿????????]

Elle: wOw, actually it's really pretty

Koko: [mouths] SHE'S COMBING HER HAIR!!!!!

We're about to go out,

I've never been to a club bUT,

do you think it will go well?

[sHRUG Shrug sHRug]

(kills koko because she plays this song everyday)

Mmm mm mmm

We are at, COCO curry

PREVIEWING, FOR THE FIRST TIME ON INTERNET HISTORY

!!!!!!ellespazz's bare face!!!!!!!

[ridiculous self cheering]

Elle: OK so we are on the way to

Elle: get a massage

Koko: YA!!!!!!

Elle: that's all, we just took a shower

and are ready

Elle: r u rEADYYYY

Koko: vERY READY

Also, ellespazz (why am I talking in third person???)

Elle: do we look crazy?

Koko: kind of.

Elle: I don't think we look THAT crazy

Koko: not like VERY, but like, REASONABLY CRAZY

(felt the need to read the sign)

Elle: I'm so glad we showered

Elle: it was so good

Elle: how good was it?

Koko: [error: language not found]

SO SMOOOOOOTH

I feel so smooth, like a

BABY'S BUTT.

I think, after this massage

I feel so much more rejuvenated and

fREEEEsS$HHHHH

OK so it's my last day here

Koko: for her

Elle: oh right, (she has 5 more months0

I'm very sad

I don't wanna go

Elle: dO U WANT ME TO GO HOME???

Koko: [is r00D]

Elle: [mouths] DOPE

Elle: OOOOH Go Jek was

Koko: OK Elle: FUN

Koko: IDK it's normal for me

Elle: first time on a bike, pretty coOOOOL

Elle: SO HOW WAS IT

Koko: NICE. I think it was better than yesterday's to be honest

Elle: SERIOUS??????

Koko: YA it's like a whole new me

Elle: It was a different type of massage, this was more ROUGH

Koko: wAH Elle: what did you say? He massaged you like?

Koko: HE MASSAGED ME LIKE HE HATED ME

Elle: UHM i think i fell asleep

Elle: there was one part - Koko: OH YA YaaYAAAA same sAME SAME

Elle: I accidentally fell asleep and I jerked awake

Elle: it was freaking embarrassing

Koko: I was like uUUuuuUUUhhhhHHH

Koko: how do people fall asleep to this

Koko: and i was like (???????)

Elle: Oh and especially during the foot massage right

Elle: there were some parts that were fREAKING TICKLISH

Elle: AND I WAS JUST, LIKE,

Elle: otherwise can you imagine, like in the serene ambience

Elle: you just like, [implodes]

[ugly laughs]

Elle: it was so ticklish i was like 忍忍忍 (hold it in)

Elle: but ok i think it was good

Elle: i feel relaxededededed

Koko: I feel like I'm ready to take on tomorrow

Elle: Ready for intern again

Now we're at not A&W

But, [the locals] call it

yes so, must have your rootbeer float

Koko: YOUR rootbeer float Elle: yes mY rootbeer float before I fly

BYE BYE

For more infomation >> Elle In Jakarta | ellespazz - Duration: 7:30.

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#EinfachLeben [Musikvideo]| grayTV - Duration: 2:54.

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Sana + Yousef | Hunger - Duration: 1:08.

Do you know him well?

Yousef?

Yousef, said so, man...

Hi.

Hi.

For more infomation >> Sana + Yousef | Hunger - Duration: 1:08.

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Bleach - Nothing Can Be Explained Guitar Tutorial | Guitar Lesson + TABS - Duration: 9:40.

Thank you for watching my Bleach - Nothing Can Be Explained Guitar Tutorial.

You can download Bleach Tabs from my site, link in the description

If you want to see more Bleach Guitar Lessons and other Anime Guitar Lessons, feel free to subscribe!

I hope you like my Bleach - Nothing Can Be Explained Tabs.

Any way I could improve this Bleach - Nothing Can Be Explained Guitar Lesson? Let me know in the comments.

Remember to ask the tab author for permission first before making an Bleach Guitar Cover

For more infomation >> Bleach - Nothing Can Be Explained Guitar Tutorial | Guitar Lesson + TABS - Duration: 9:40.

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SUBWOOFER EXTRACTION ABUSE !! Logitech Z5500 - Duration: 15:31.

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3 NEW DLC WEAPONS in 1 WEAPON BRIBE SUPPLY DROP OPENING! (BO3 New Weapon Opening) - Duration: 14:40.

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We Don't Deliver - Duration: 2:39.

After moving to a small town in southern Michigan I got a job as a cashier in the local store.

After work I would walk home to my small house and order a small pizza.

This was my routine for two weeks when things took a strange turn.

I called in my usual order to the pizzeria when a new voice, one I hadn't heard before

answer the phone and told me "The usual?

No problem.

I'll deliver it in less than five minutes."

Sure enough within five minutes my order was delivered and it was exactly what I had ordered

every night before.

When I tried to give the delivery boy a tip he declined, he said he didn't need it and

that he was just working at the pizzeria to get out of the house and to try and meet new

people.

This became my new routine for about three months.

I'd order the same pizza and the same deliver boy would stop by at the same time.

It was sort of a running joke between us how he knew my routine so well and that I always

had exactly what he needed.

When I grew tired of eating the same thing every night.

On my way home I stopped at the small diner across the street from the pizza place and

had a nice dinner.

Through the window I saw my usual delivery boy leave the pizzeria with a box in hand,

heading toward my block.

I returned home, later than usual, and I found a pizza box sitting on my doorstep.

On the box was a note that said, "Missed you.

Guess I'll get what you owe me tomorrow."

This creeped me out.

I called the pizzeria and told the manager what I had found.

I told him about the message and that for the past three months the same delivery boy

had been stopping by and that I was sure he was the one who left the note.

It was then the manager told me something I never expected.

"Ma'am, we don't deliver."

For more infomation >> We Don't Deliver - Duration: 2:39.

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BOOTY SHORTS & AIR STRIKES || GTA V || BASE INVADERS || DESI GAMING - Duration: 10:52.

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THIS GAME IS A CALAMITY | Bastion - Duration: 5:03.

He began to walk on set, ready to record another gameplay video.

Pretending not to hear me, he checks his phone.

He googles how to defend himself against a spy or a ninja.

How are you doing this?

Welcome back to SuperScottSaga!

Where today we will be taking a look at a game called Bastion.

That's right I said Bastion!

So everythings all destroyed, and it looks like...

He doesn't care, he's just having a nice little nap.

It's just like the start of pokemon.

You leave your bedroom and go on a wild adventure where murder and chaos is just a cornerstone

away.

This just seems to be a world which just creates itself when I move forward.

Am I like a God in this world?

Okay so I can attack.

Oh and I can destroy this world that you've spent so long re-creating for me.

Thank you.

Space evades, oh, don't fall off the edge.

If you fall off the edge I feel you're gonna actually fall or if there's gonna be a protective

barrier to stop it from happening.

You just never know.

Years of work undone in an instant.

In the Calamity.

The calamity.

Damn this calamity.

Build me my walls, build me them!

You build them, I break them.

Hehe.

How can I not, look, I can't break this with the hammer but if I roll I can almost break

them.

I guess.

Or just go over the side path, that's, over the nice bush.

Oh no.

No, no.

Kid pops him good.

Oh I popped his ass real nice.

Oh BEEP!

So you can fall to your death.

Can I get over there?

No.

No.

Sometimes you just need a drink.

Mhm mhm mmmm.

Kid finds a memento from a girl he knew.

Always used to fancy her.

Oh, well!

She was a bit ugly but, you know, I can take what I get.

A memento.

A fashion accessory, covered in soot.

Holds great value of the sentimental variety.

Which means worthless.

Oh it's a black guy.

Inside's old Rondy the bartender.

The calamity got him before his drinking did.

There's a lot of calamity in this game.

Calamity got the bartender.

The calamity got the dog.

The calamity got my cheeseburger!

Aw BEEP!

There's loads!

There's loads!

The calamity!

The calamity!

I'm a dark souls and bloodborne veteran.

I can take care of a squirtle.

Oh maybe not.

I cannot do this.

BEEP!

Awwwwwww, I died.

The good news is the emergency defences still work.

The bad news...

BEEP!

The bad news is that I fell of the edge.

That's what the bad news is.

Oh we're on a boat.

Oh BEEP!

He came up behind me.

The calamity!

What's all this blue gunk coming from?

Oh there's still a, still a little midget there.

Robs a scumbag of his last meal.

Yeah scumbag.

That's what you get scumbag.

The calamity.

The calamity of being a scumbag.

Look how much alcoholic shards we have here.

The calamity.

Oh what's on this nice rainbow road?

Mario, where are you?

Oh a core.

Sure enough, he finds another.

Who did I find?

The calamity.

He finds me.

That's you?

You're an old man.

All I tell him is to set that core of his on the monument there.

Then watch.

Watch as the world burns into flames!

Haha!

Distillery, arsenal, distillery, arsenal.

Booze.

We're gonna go for the distillery.

Let's jump to level two!

Drink spirits at the distillery.

I'm so drunk I can't even say it.

Oh come on squirty step.

Where you going?

Aw!

Kid ain't never seen an elephant squirt before.

An elephant squirt?

Hey squirt!

Come on BEEP!

Why don't you just quit god damn it!

Stop squirting all over my face!

Do you know I hate you?

I hope you die Gershel!

The calamity.

The calamity ain't done much for Gershel's sunny disposition.

Oh the calamity.

It's not anything for anybody.

Right get back here!

Aw.

How the hell am I supposed to do this?

There's like too many of them.

And now there's a new marshal in town.

Oh yeah, I'm the new marshal.

My name is Calamity Jim.

The windbags used to be all right.

Then the calamity took the floor out from under them.

Damn calamity.

I have my own little squirt!

And I don't know if I can be bothered playing this anymore because, well because of the

calamity.

So thanks for watching guys.

So I'm gonna wrap this gameplay episode up now.

That was Bastion.

If you've played it before let me know what you thought in the comments.

If you've never played it before, let me know what you thought by watching this gameplay

video.

If you'd like to see more from the channel please subscribe and tell your friends, tell

your family, even tell the calamity about this channel and I'll see you guys on the

next gameplay episode.

Bye guys!

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