I've got a question for you what exactly is your Co hope as our friends on in
cells dot me have shown us everything in life is cope this microphone I'm using
pure cope this purple drink that I'm sippin on sippin on some sizzurp pure
cope my voice as the in cells like to say is pure cope your voices comp
speaking of cope I invite you to join us tonight 8 p.m. Central every night at 8
p.m. central for Coke cast that's we're gonna start calling our nightly live
streams cope cast the in cells that gave us so many memes I just welcome back my
friends starship lockjaw we look at memes every day we go live every night
we have a good time we've got an awesome community around here pound it baby hey
hey Sean where did you get this meme from it was sent to me from one of our
own it was Haley what's up Haley hell yeah
Haley this meme is amazing I love it we're gonna look at it we're gonna learn
a lot of y'all like to send in these beasts awesome means to me and uh I
think I've got a good idea one of you actually made for me a subreddit thank
you so much for making this subreddit this is awesome
our slash based ramen if you want to put it on there baby I'm gonna be looking
through there and if I see ones that look look pretty good well we'll look at
them together how about that all right without any further ado and thank you
thank you to you who made this thank you thank you so much let's get started here
so we've got the dark cell what exactly is the dark cell wellhe's versus the
Chad light cell the dark cell well he life but most of all well he
himself yeah that's troublesome that's
troublesome he lives in complete echo chambers basically deep fried in the
combined hatred ouch he's completely obsessed with anime hey
if folks like anime that's okay baby I just never got into it for some reason
I did watch Nicktoons new nick nick nick nick nick nick nickelodeon I watched the
crap out in ik Tunes when I was little dude
he seriously has a waifu let the man have his waifu baby so would let him
have his waifu there's nothing wrong with that dude if you if you want your
wife who have your waifu that's cool stuff baby you girls nice so he pulls a
supreme gentleman huh he's like you girls I'm an injustice
alright he really need okay hold on let's talk about that so he says you
girls that just means that he has a really bad will outlook on when it comes
to girls and he refers to them in that way he sees them all in this big lump if
they're all just bad it's a very very bad way to look at things baby yeah a
lot of times I just you can't convince some people you can't convince them that
hey of all the girls in the world some of them might some of them might be
alright you can't convince them some people of that and they say no they're
all the same each and every one of them that's a dark way to live your life baby
it's a dark way Oh what do I know I'm just a blue pill to cock you
base-jumping is a blue pill cock he's a girlfriend she gives girls chat he's a
blue pill cock I love it a blue pill cock t-shirts thank you to everybody
who's bought those the links down below in the description wait blue paneled cup
oh god I love you in self I love you guys you're silly
you're a bunch of silly gooses you're a bunch of silly geese but the dark cells
that is the dark cells he really needs a mommy not a girlfriend hmm ah that's
interesting when we looked at the ideal girlfriend that a lot of the in cells
would look like to have a lot of characteristics for moral traits of a
mother like type figure so maybe that's just their thing you know we all have
our thing it's like that uh you ever be on hold for AT&T and they're like it's
being on hold Pritz probably not your thing you know
it could be you thing browsing Instagram going on Facebook we know you don't like
being on hold that's not your thing we help everyone get their thing I'm like
come on I'm on hold I'm already upset I'm already upset and pissed off you
think I want to be here in this stupid crap you're trolling the AT&T
AT&T is an amazing company they're crated everything except that stupid
hold when you're on hold
awful means awful memes so the the in cells are not the dark cells that is are
not good at creating good memes huh okay he gave up on everything I just kind of
threw in the towel baby you said it ain't worth it ain't working for me yeah
that's what's not what I want for you though I don't want you to give up baby
I want to push you on I want to push you through because I want you to get what
you want I want you to make it baby I felt like I giving up in the past most
of us have but most of us have felt like giving up in the past but when you push
through you push on and you just keep striving baby you can get it you can get
it yeah that's another thing if you keep trying to push through but you're not
pushing through and you keep trying and trying and trying
you may need to try to push a different way with different tactics some folks
try to do the same thing over and over a thousand times without trying to change
the way they're doing it the answer is out there baby
you're your one little breakthrough away from that answer that you're looking for
and whatever you're trying to do baby you know I mean I'm not kidding brother
you think I'm kidding lockjaw baby ain't kiddin this actually says Oh
pretty cool huh all right neckbeard for the win baby neckbeard okay W wTF is
this hair like seriously they look like they could be some sort of dread dreads
dreadlocks spirit or like a they that uh that pirate from the movie Johnny did
he probably just needs to take care of his hair maybe take a shower or
something bro sees himself as an absolute joke yeah I think we should be
able to have fun of with ourselves and not take ourselves too seriously because
that that can lead down a dark lonely path too we got to be able to take drugs
and have fun but uh but at the same time hey you have some know that you if
you're when it comes time to get down and dirty that you can get down and
dirty and that you're not just a complete joke yeah you're not a complete
joke baby you know yeah Ian can lock job brother you are based shaman Oh leave me
a comment right now this says cope I'm gonna do a coke train again I'm gonna
say C ooo I want you to add a bunch of O's on to it oh that's gonna be good cop
never got a date on tinder totally not because he has a huge list of
nonsensical standards right in his description yeah yeah yeah anytime
you're on the dating sites anytime you're on the dating sites check this
out this is real deal this is real Dylan real till Holyfield now you listen house
know how I feel when you're on the dating sites and you're putting in what
you're looking for or whatever don't put a bunch of your standards that you have
you know why because most of the girls on that dating is like when they see
those stairs they're not gonna want anything to do with you because they're
gonna think that you're too like they want someone who's all loose and doesn't
care about stuff and he's chill like that's why they're on there that they're
not on there cuz they want some with all the standard standards are good and have
standards when you want something serious but if you're on the dating size
then you and you're just looking to get some has some saw something just
something you can't be putting all those standards on there and expecting few hey
I meet all of your standards I don't drink I don't have any guy friends I
this I that I that you're not gonna find that on this site so I I know it's what
you bought baby and you can find that you can't find that that's what you want
but you're probably not gonna find it on the dating sites so dating sites in
general or for the people are trying to have fun and stuff if you want something
really serious you got to look for that person who's really really serious and
aligns with what you want as a person and aligns with you and when you find
that the magic is going to happen magic moment yeah hell yeah I would also
we got what else we got yeah it's good to have standards keep your standards
stuff all right all his identity is based is based I just you just he
doesn't like the girls baby that's not good that's not good that's not good at
all dude when your entire identity is based on hating women you've got
problems you've got issues that's mean how can you say that to me
make sure because it's frickin true it's freakin true
you're just a blue pill call me whatever you want I don't care when your entire
identity is based on hating women you're not living your life you're letting the
circumstances live you like don't do that if you really want to him go
ahead and it but don't let your entire identity be based on that look
come on that's not good I'm laughing because it's ridiculous that's not good
I'm like his face - he's like is that he I think is that I think that's um cope
on his fake Oh all right what else we good yeah again
guys if your entire identity based on hating just don't do that baby get some
hobbies all right no hygiene and he smells awful ouch
the hygiene you guys I know that a lot of the folks they get mad and they say
oh he would says just take a shower bro but no seriously guys seriously clean
yourselves don't go around smelling like crap take showers smell good okay take
care of your body take care of yourselves
I've had someone y'all tell me that when you go to like gaining events and stuff
where it's like a bunch of gaming and stuff you say that people smell really
bad and that they have signs up that say like you have to have be showered or
something like that like that you can't smell bad cuz some folks some folks
don't care about hygiene hygiene is important it'll catch you far in life if
you do it correctly as a part of a balanced breakfast with
other things to take care of yourselves take showers scrub your bodies why sho
ass there's no reason people be stinking dude is 2018
skinny fat okay if he's skinny fat uh if he's skinny fat hey hey if he doesn't
want to work out he doesn't have to work out he can't control what he eats though
but yeah leave him alone if he wants to be skinny fat let it be skinny fat no
actual hobbies hmm that's kind of sad right there no actual hobbies
that's probably what leads some of these folks down the path where they can end
up basing their entire identity on a tan women you want to have some hobbies baby
some things that you enjoy doing that you can enjoy doing that bring you great
pleasure right all kinds of things
and if you want that to be videogames let it be videogames too but just just
at the same time have it be things that really improve the quality of your life
sometimes sometimes video games can push people darker deeper darker down the
path of loneliness and unhappiness that doesn't always happen but if that does
happen you know like Elliot won World of Warcraft and how he took them down that
dark road you gotta be careful with that baby you gotta be careful
video games are kind of like drugs man video games even gaming apps I used to
be addicted to this game called Star Wars a galaxy of heroes who I maxed out
I collected all the characters maxed them all out oh I play that game way too
much I haven't played it in a long time though I'm glad because it gives you
this brain it rewards your brain it rewards you like you're not getting
anything out of levelling up those characters but it makes your brain think
that you are it gives you a little joy bubbles next thing you know you're on
there spending money on the game like spending a lot of money on the game
trying to unlock those characters and it's just it's it's it's technology it's
funny it's not even real as a freaking game man there's no there's no
tournament for winning money what that is there if there was I should have
looked into it but you gotta ask you have what are you gonna get out of it
like those games those apps if you if you really see yourself becoming a
professional and you think it's gonna get you great places yeah if not keep it
recreation I'll keep it for fun right yeah just don't let things get you
depressed don't let things keep you down if that's what it does uh wants to be
loved but isn't willing to love back oh that's deep yeah that's deep he's not
willing to even try to open his heart to someone yet he wants someone to open
their heart to him he's just confused he's a confused young man this dark cell
here very confused very troubled it's very unfortunate man it's very
unfortunate again I've said it before I'll say it again I think this a lot of
times as a result of whenever the parents they're just not really there
I say this if you don't want a hundred percent give it your all and then do it
right and raise kids in this generation like like oh I'm never gonna try I know
it's not easy it's oh I'm never gonna try I'm never gonna have any but if you
don't the internet will the internet will baby the streets will or the
Internet will and if they end up thug Maxon on the streets I rubra with school
my school then the you know they may end up in prison they may end up getting
gains who knows but if they 4chan max they may end up fortune maxed and that's
that's that's never a good thing shoutout to 4chan alright and his room
is a mess hey it's like our man old Geordie and pewter censored bro
clean your room alright let's go and check out the Chad Cell let's see the
the Chad light cell life is nice hey that's a nice shirt life is nice nice
alright found it for that baby so the Chad lied cell is starting to
love life accepts his self as a flawed human being we're all flawed are me yeah
please see that's something that this dark cell would never do I know there
will be X dark cells who are starting to turn over starting to shift over and
that's something that they'll do is they'll start to accept themselves as a
flawed human being yeah beautiful beautiful what else you got light cell
did the light cells gonna be good he loves to hear new perspectives on life
and realizes that it isn't all that bad nice a Chad light cell nice dude alright
that's right new perspectives never let yourself stay trapped into perspective
and not even be willing to explore other things cuz that's what a lot of these
folks are they're not willing to listen they're not willing to consider anything
you say cuz they think they know they think they've got it all figured out but
check this out if you think you've got everything figured out but your life
still sucks balls guess what guess what you might not have everything figured
out cuz you haven't even figured out how to improve your own life right
how dare you shaman know that's a black pill for you that's a black pill black
and back to back at you baby you think you catch everything figured
out but you haven't even figured out how to make any joy in your life baby come
on now still has an interest in anime but no longer obsessed yeah again baby
anime videogames you want to be interest in it be interested in you don't have to
quit it cold turkey you don't have to throw it all out the window but uh but
if it's taken over their life and preventing you from getting other things
that you would really like to have then hey baby it may be time to slow it down
yeah oh yeah
still we already read it has an ironic waifu oh yeah like I said earlier you
got waifu keep your waifu baby Ilia it tries he tries to help with the dark
cells ascend nice hey we've got some we've got you know we have several chad
light cells here we have several here baby
and there are awesome there are some awesome folks we have here who used to
be trapped in this mindset but they're no longer in that they're in this
mindset now and they're loving life and they're winning and that makes me so
happy pound it if you're an ex insell pound it pound it baby and cells a state
of mind baby pounded all right hell yeah I love that do I love it and then they
go and they try to help these folks what these folks still won't even consider
what the light cell is saying because they'll say yeah huh you're you're just
a cook now you're a couple I don't know I don't know what else he understands
that women aren't here to take care of him like he's a little baby yeah believe
it or not believe it or not they're not all right what else we got here make us
the best memes Oh Chad lights he'll makes good memes on they pound it for
his memes maybe he made this one understands that women aren't here to
baby him he didn't give up and the determination to his sin he had the
determination to a sin yeah baby never give up have a surrender dude this Chad
light sells night can you look at those cool white shoes you got no yeah well us
a fancy fresh new hairstyle that is a pretty cool hairstyle I got to say it's
not like the original trad hairstyle is more of aha
I don't know I can't come up with anything that's a weird shape is what it
is he most certainly ain't kiddin brother I think you must have made this
Haley I think Haley must have made this I think Haley must have made this or or
someone else made it and they gave it to you I think you probably made it nice
that's why it's so good hey you made this didn't you nice I like it I love it
Thank You Haley that's awesome that made my day I had that was good all right
oh okay let's listen see what else we get here
oh he asked a girl out in real life going on his first date this week nice
that's great congratulations for that baby pound it
pound it for his first date well yeah we've heard some stories like that
around here we've heard some stories about folks who used to be trapped and
these dark states of mine but they end up God I love it I love whenever you
guys have success when you get what you want cuz I know that it's possible I
know that it's real oh man and I love it I love it so much god I love it I don't
want any of y'all to be trapped like this man I don't want anybody to be
trapped like this if every user on in cells dot me could just a SAN just boom
boom I would be so happy I would be so happy
several of them have several of them have so uh matter of fact on that site
they were talking about what are we gonna do a lot of our members are
leaving now and it may be a far-fetched idea but I'm thinking maybe maybe maybe
we might have had something to do with that what we do over here maybe I don't
know I mean we do know several who we've caught hold on we know several
personally who did leave that site and came in tour join our forces right that
may mean that there were many many more who just didn't really like reach out to
us and let us know their stories oh nice nice a pound it baby maybe some of them
are watching right now if you used to be like that but you've got the right
mindset now you never actually told me about or
anything so many messages y'all have sent me thank you so much man y'all sent
me all kinds of messages with your success stories if you never have hey
feel free to if you'd like to and if not then hate just pound it anyways I'm just
I'm happy for you I'm proud of you that you did bad I just nice nice beautiful
people I love it I love it so much identifies as an individual first has no
hatred against anyone yeah nice I mean why why have a baby it's not the way it
makes you upset it makes you unhappy love is the enzyme man love makes you
feel good hell yeah love is the answer baby makes you feel good makes everybody
feel good he's not the answer dude all right
good personal hygiene yeah keep yourself clean baby hell yeah
got washed a day you start working out to get healthier there you go baby get
healthier feel good look good feel good take care of yourself I love it baby
just feel good compound effect everything you do in life at all
compounds babies all compound take care of yourself baby Elia has interesting
and meaningful hobbies nice things that he can share with others and discuss and
be happy about I love it understands that relationships are a two-way street
they sure are baby you gotta be willing to work with the other person I really
wonder how many of the in sales would really like the dark cells that is would
really be willing to work with someone if they did get a relationship with them
would they be willing to work with them I don't think Elliot Rodger would have
been willing to work with anybody dude if he I think he would have been very
very very tried to be very controlling to a girl in like a bad way though there
so there's certain ways of controlling that you shouldn't be if if you're
trying to take who someone is and completely just morph them into whatever
you want them to be that's not the right way that's not the right way to be going
about it if you can't really accept them for whoever they may be don't try to
change them because that's not fair to them right and it's not fair to you
either that you're trying to be with someone who's not what you want right so
hell ya mean kiddin
ah cleans his room regularly nice stay clean baby keep things nice hey I'm a
minimalist alright I believe in minimalism it works for me baby the less
stuff I have the better hey I'll tell you what I've got a lot of though is
love for each and every one of you lockjaw true I hope I'll be seeing you
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