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Youtube daily report w May 26 2018

Spaghetti pomodorini basilico

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Últimas notícia de hoje : GOVERNO FECHA ACORDO COM CAMINHONEIROS E GREVE VAI PARAR POR 15 DIAS - Duration: 3:54.

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Os carros que não nasceram | Parte 1 | Curiosidades | Best Cars - Duration: 4:49.

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Caso do Óvni da Baía do Almirantado - Duration: 5:03.

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Isto é o Que Acontece a Seu Corpo Quando Você Adiciona Açafrão a Sua Água de Limão de Manhã! - Duration: 2:09.

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Qual Equipamento eu uso na turnê ? - Marcelo Barbosa Setup - Duration: 6:47.

- ANGRA - SUBTITLES: Tiago Anderson tiago.asm@hotmail.com

Ok. I'm Marcelo. What's up?

Right from OMNI tour.

Europe 2018.

Many people have asked about the equipment I'm using.

It's very simple. Basic, I can say.

Because of the logistical part.

Excess baggage.

And also physical space to have it all.

But it's an equipment that has worked well,

it has solved all my problems.

The guitar sound is really beautiful for me.

It's the way I like.

So, I'll show you how I am doing. Right?

Well...

you can see a Kemper here.

It's a rack model.

It is connected to this MESA Boogie that travels with us.

4-12.

It sounds really good on stage.

But it has no microphones.

It is used for the low notes and the pressure on stage

so we don't play only with the in ear sounds.

I like to feel the sound, the vibrartion on stage

and that feeling... the wind that the speaker does.

I asked to be built a longer cable to the pedal

than the ones which come with Kemper

because the stages are big. And sometimes

the Kemper is far from me.

We turn it on directly.

Oh, it can't be seen here.

But we turn it on directly.

Here.

Here, we are using in ears from Shure.

So, everything is heard.

This one is Line 6 g70.

The relay I'm using from now on.

I control Kempler with its own controler.

Remote.

A Wah Wah pedal Joe Bonamassa.

Here, my g70.

It has a tuner, but I don't use. I use Kemper's.

The cables I use are all Santo Ângelo made.

This nylon one I think it's beautiful.

It's very professional,

it really works hard for a long time on tour.

All conection are Santo Ângelo.

I keep the things very simple.

I have a drive crunch buttom for the bases guitar.

I have two options in it, a higher and a lower.

It raise the volume here. From here to that.

It is made for the moments I play alone.

The band stops and there is a guitar riff or something.

It raises just a little the volume, but I like this way. This difference.

There's a tube screamer here.

I turn it on and off at my will.

Here there's a delay.

It's a long delay with modulation.

I like when it stops...

When the last note is played.

It stays...

A repetition with the modulation I sometimes use.

This one I just use in one song.

It tunes a fourth down.

I didn't bring seven strings guitars. So, in 'Magic Mirror', I need a B,

in a specific moment.

Then, I tune it here.

Justat that very moment I step on this pedal.

It's a solo trimbre.

Tube screamer is already on.

And here... It has delay, but here it's a longer one

also for the ending.

I sometimes like that the last notes sound for a longer time.

Here it's a weak crunch, A Phaser compressor.

and delay.

Here, Chorus delay and compressor.

A clean chorus here.

Sorry, just compressor.

I have a delay here I can turn it on,

and also a flutter I can turn on, too.

Tuner, Tap Tempo.

This is it. Nothing else.

I have almost forgotten.

The most important thing on tour.

Poor.

It has suffered so much.

I'm thnking about buying a new one. It goes with me everywhere.

I'm using a Shure 315.

Valdeci from EarTech molded it for me.

So, it fits in my ear perfectly.

It let us safer because it doesn't fall and because it is more...

How can I say?

More isolated.

You listen more what comes from the inside,

little things from outside.

215 backup.

It's more... It's different from the other.

The two guitars I brought are here.

They're two Ibanez Prestige.

I never remember the models,

but they are really similar.

One has a scratchplate, the other doesn't.

Both are white.

24 frets.

Maple scale.

The pickups are a little different.

Both are with strings 011 because it's tuned a tone down.

So, Elixir 011 in both, pickups in both.

This is Ross.

He is the person that takes care of our instruments.

After set up we have this panel here. One in each side.

Besides the backdrop that stays back there.

There are these sidedrops here.

With OMNI's wonderful art.

Some things here behind.

And I stay here, hidden.

My wine, my water, towels and stuff.

In the moments that there's no guitar on the concert.

I forgot to mention something.

We travel with two duohead fire.

With backups.

In case of any emergency.

Thanks Lord, it did not happen.

But they are always with us.

- ANGRA - SUBTITLES: Tiago Anderson tiago.asm@hotmail.com

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Marina Ruy Barbosa perde paciência e é criticada: Que fake II ANDYTRON3000 - Duration: 3:21.

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रमजान स्पेशल व्हाट्सप्प स्टेटस | Noor E Ramzan - Duration: 0:32.

Islamic Whatsapp Status

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Inmigrantes detenidos ayudan a reconstruir la muerte de guatemalteca a manos de agente fronterizo - Duration: 2:15.

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"Ni un peso por un voto": Sergio Fajardo, candidato a la Presidencia de Colombia - Duration: 2:52.

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Citroën C4 Picasso 1.6 e-HDi Exclusive (PARK. ASSIST!!/Camera/Navig./Climate/16''Lichtm. velg.) - Duration: 0:41.

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Últimas notícia de hoje : MARCHEZAN DECRETA SITUAÇÃO DE EMERGÊNCIA EM PORTO ALEGRE - Duration: 1:58.

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Peugeot Partner 120 1.6 E-HDI L1 XT PROFIT **AUTOMAAT** - Duration: 1:07.

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Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse Combi 240 ELEGANCE - LPG-G3 - Duration: 1:09.

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Mercedes-Benz 190 1.8 E Class Automaat,NL-auto,90.512km - Duration: 1:06.

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Miss mexicana denuncia discriminación por ser pobre | Noticiero | Telemundo - Duration: 2:14.

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Rota de dolor, madre de la indocumentada abatida por un agente fronterizo en Texas pide justicia - Duration: 1:58.

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Remédios caseiros para combater a inflamação estomacal - Duration: 8:28.

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Se disparan las detenciones de inmigrantes en Nueva York | Noticiero | Telemundo - Duration: 2:09.

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El dolor de una familia cuya hija murió a manos de la Patrulla Fronteriza | Noticiero | Telemundo - Duration: 2:38.

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Volkswagen Polo 1.4 TDI 90PK DSG Automaat Highline met R Line Exterieur pakket Airco, Cruise, PDC V+ - Duration: 1:08.

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Renault Clio R.S. EDC 200 | CLIMATE CONTROL | AUTOMAAT | R-LINK | CUP | LEDER - Duration: 1:08.

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ЖАКЕТ КРЮЧКОМ. РАЗБОР УЗОРА+СХЕМА+ВЫКРОЙКА || CROCHET. JACKET. PARSING THE PATTERN+DIAGRAM+VYRONA - Duration: 15:34.

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How I Make Money Online

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'Survivor' Tip: Don't Clean Mouth With Ocean Water | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:34.

THAT'S LIKE TOMORROW NIGHT.

THAT'S HUGE, MAN.

CRAZY.

SO THE FINALE OF "SURVIVOR"

IS TONIGHT.

EVERYONE'S VERY EXCITED.

I HAVE TWO OF THE FINALISTS

ARRIVING AT L.A. FOR THE

SHOOTING OF THE FINALE, DOMENICK

AND DONATHAN.

WHAT WILL YOU MISS THE MOST?

WHAT WILL BE THE FIRST THING

WHEN YOU GET BACK LIKE, MAN --

MY FAMILY, MAN.

I ASKED ABOUT BATHROOM HABITS

ON THE SHOW.

HE TELLS ME --

WE USED THE OCEAN.

AN AQUA WA DUMP.

HARVEY: DUMPING IN THE OCEAN?

IT'S VERY LIBERATING.

HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT?

WHEN THE WATER TOUCHES A PART OF

YOUR BODY THAT IT'S NEVER

TOUCHED BEFORE, IT'S EXQUISITE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO SWIM

OR WHERE NOT TO SWIM?

YEAH, WE HAVE OUR AREAS AND

WE LET THEM KNOW THAT WE'RE

GOING TO USE IT.

HARVEY: WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO

THEN GO IN THE WATER?

IT'S AN OCEAN!

YEAH, PEOPLE POOP IN THE

OCEAN.

WHEN YOU GO IN THE OCEAN, LIKE

SWOOSH THE SALTWATER AROUND FROM

THE OCEAN.

WHO DOES THAT THAT?

NO ONE PUTS THE WATER IN THEIR

MOUTH.

SALTWATER, IT'S INSTINCT.

OCEAN WATER, YOU PUT OCEAN

WATER IN YOUR MOUTH?

I'M SWOOSHING.

NO ONE DOES THAT.

THANK YOU, MAN.

I APPRECIATE IT.

YOU'RE THE BEST.

For more infomation >> 'Survivor' Tip: Don't Clean Mouth With Ocean Water | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:34.

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Project Hunger: Faith Restorations helps feed local veterans - Duration: 2:06.

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Japanese Convenience Store | Top 10 Must-Try Ice Cream - Duration: 11:45.

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Med student goes from emergency room patient to E.R. doctor - Duration: 1:41.

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Pittsburgh's Action Athlete: Point Park runner Anna Shields, 'the fastest girl in Pittsburgh' - Duration: 2:14.

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Do I really need high-end sunglasses? - Duration: 1:07.

- Hi guys, I'm Doctor Mei Fleming

and welcome to an episode of ask an Eye Doc

where I answer your questions on social media.

Rosaline asks, "Do high end sunglasses protect your eyes

"any better than gas station sunglasses."

You buy glasses at a gas station?

These were really cheap,

are they really protecting my eyes?

A lot of high end glasses have polarization

which is a filter that filters out reflective light.

Also another feature is anti-reflective coating.

Have you ever noticed your wearing glasses

and you just feel like all this glare is coming

into your eyes.

That's what anti-reflective coating decreases.

Another feature of high end glasses

are mirror coatings which actually decrease

the amount of light that enters your eye.

When shopping for sunglasses

look for full UV coverage.

You're looking for a sticker that says UV 400

which covers both UVA and UVB lights which are

harmful for the eyes.

Be careful,

some glasses have stickers on them but don't actually

cover the full range.

That was a great question.

If you have nay more keep them coming at #AskAnEyeDoc.

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Turn Any Headphones Into A Gaming Headset For $13 - Duration: 2:59.

So you already have headphones that you like, but you don't want to use a desk mic or

be forced to buy a new headset.

Howdy howdy guys ponchato here, and today I'll be showing you a super cheap and quick

mod to turn any pair of headphones into a gaming headset.

Let's get started.

You'll need 4 things to do this.

First, of course, a pair of headphones.

I'll be using my old AudioTechnica AD-700s which I've adored and practically worn through

over the years that I've had them.

Next, you'll need a boom headset like this one, the kind they use in call centers.

We'll just be using this for its mic.

Third on the list is some Velcro or hook and loop if you like to respect trademarks, and

we'll use this to stick the mic to the headphones.

Finally, a pair of scissors.

First thing's first, cut out matching squares from the Velcro that are roughly the size

of the earpiece on the mic headset.

Decide whether you want the mic boom on the left or right side, and stick one piece of

the Velcro just below the center of the ear piece on your headphones.

It doesn't matter whether you put the hook side or the loop side on the headphones as

long as you have the matching pair on the mic.

Stick the matching Velcro on the mic headset, and if you're feeling fancy, you can cut

off the excess Velcro so it's not hanging off the edge.

This headset has a tiny ear hook which you can leave on if you like, but I cut it off

with a knife since it just takes up space.

Stick the mic headset to your headphones, adjust the mic where you want it, and your

$13 ghetto headset is ready.

In case you're wondering about how well it holds, even when violently shaking the

headphones around, it won't fall off or sag.

Hopefully you aren't shaking your head like this while playing games, but…

Well, if you do, the headset will stay together.

The next question is "how does it sound?" so let's get to that.

[Headset mic] Here is the unedited audio from the headset.

All I did was adjust the volume settings in Windows so it's not too loud and not too

quiet, just like you'd do for any other mic.

There is a bit more background noise than my desk mic, but the voice quality itself

is actually really good.

Whether you're using Discord or just in-game chat, this headset mod will work just as well

as any headset I've ever used.

Yeah it's kinda ugly, but it does work and it's really cheap.

For under $13, the ghetto headset is hard to beat.

It's super cheap, can be used with basically any headphones, and it takes a grand total

of about 3 minutes to put together.

Links to the headphones, headset, and Velcro strips I used are in the description below.

If you want to get notified of new videos as soon as they're up, hit subscribe then

click the bell icon to enable notifications.

So guys if you liked this video hit the like button, if you want to see more hit subscribe,

and if you have any questions on the beautiful ghetto headset, leave them in the comments

below.

Thanks for watching, I hope I helped, and I'll see you in the next video.

Hey I'm trying out a new mic, can you guys hear me?

No I can't hear you.

Terrific.

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Little Caesars® | ExtraMostBestest™ Veggie Pizza Review! 🍕 - Duration: 4:37.

hey everyone it's Ian K back again with another one for ya this time headed

into Little Caesars to check out the invasion of the extra most bestest

across their standard menu that's right and being that I've never had the veggie

version of their pizza over here at Little Caesars I thought I'd give that

one a shot to see what it's all about so let me run inside real quick to scoop

this one up and then we'll definitely peep this out

pizza pizza it's the extra most bestest on a little bit of a healthier

tip guys the veggie version and what claims to be the nation's best price on

the most cheese and the most toppings up to four actually compared to the other

three pizza chains around the country on standard menu prices for pizzas that you

can customize and I got to say guys that is a lot of extra goodness on the top of

this right now you can really see this thing is absolutely littered with the

good stuff including green peppers onions mushrooms black olives and

Italian seasoning and of course you've got all that cheese underneath it and of

course that standard crust the round crust on the very bottom but man not a bad

deal guys ten bucks for all of this goodness right over here and if you guys

are veggie lovers I think you know exactly which one to get because guys

this is called a veggie pizza after all the extra most bestest veggie so we got

to go in and this right now guys because this is just minutes old and the smell

is absolutely lighting up my car really diggin how this looks right now it's the

extra most bestest veggie here at Little Caesars let's peep out this flavor well

this one is absolutely loaded with that veggie goodness extra most bestest style

let's dive in it's the extra most bestest veggie here at Little Caesars

and look at the size of this first slice here we go mmm that was a lot of cheese

and a lot of veggies in that first bite lots of green pepper flavor on this one

guys on top of the onions in the mushroom so far I am absolutely enjoying

this well I was really hoping that Italian seasoning was gonna come out

right in the very first bite there but where really is standing out is the

flavor of the green peppers and the onions guys very very strong rich flavor

from those and I definitely taste fresh on top of the nice cheese that this

one's got its got a lot and for the eight slices of pizza they give you in a

large this is actually a pretty nice quality crust guys very very nice and

flaky in the bottom it doesn't really have a buttery type of pan flavor

because that's really their deep dish but guys pretty tasty and I was expected

because of the over abundance of vegetables on this pizza there tends to

be a little bit more water in every single bite aside from the cheese and

the nice light flavor from the tomato sauce guys it's not a gross type of

watery flavor but it definitely feels a little bit more wet and yeah I know

that's probably still gonna sound kind of gross but don't let that detract you

from the fact that this is still a very flavorful pizza and if you guys are

veggie fans you've got a lot to look forward to on this one guy

the black college the green peppers the onions I really really dig the overall

combination of this and again the Italian seasoning is not quite there for

me but I am still liking it and you know another cool aspect of these

customizable extra most bestest pizzas is that you can actually customize up to

four toppings now which is kind of a nice thing so you can actually make your

own version I'm definitely down with an extra portion of toppings and

considering Little Caesars is pretty much the value brand in the industry

when it comes to pizza that's not a bad deal at all

one more quickie shot on the inside here I'm willing to bet the culprits for the

water and this one are gonna be the mushrooms and the green peppers by far

but overall guys a very very tasty pizza and one that I would definitely get

again not a bad value for ten bucks and considering the amount of veggies on

this one it kind of speaks for itself but of course that's just my opinion

what do you guys think have any of you already had the standard version of the

veggie pizza here at Little Caesars and if you have how excited are you to give

the extra most bestest version a shot and while we're on the topic are you

gonna customize your own version drop those comments down below and definitely

let me know and as for my overall score I'm gonna have to give the extra most

bestest veggie here at Little Caesars a pretty decent 8.5 out of

10 like I mentioned earlier it's a pretty good value for what you're

getting here guys considering the amount of toppings that it's got and aside

from a little bit of the water factor built into this one it's still a pretty

tasty pizza and considering its veggie it's sure gonna be a little bit better

for you if you guys are watching that type of thing but I gotta say guys

pretty nice overall and I'm glad I gave this one a shot and those are my

thoughts and the extra most bestest invasion here at Little Caesars as we

close out another episode of peep this out guys I'm like I always say I've got

brand new content every single week here on my channel so while you stay tuned

for the next review coming real soon in the meantime stay frosty

I guess Little Caesars recognized they had a good thing going with this extra

most bestest name because now it looks like it is part of their menu alright

guys until next time I'll talk to you soon

pizza pizza

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15 Dumbest Job Ads Ever - Duration: 6:44.

• What job offered a 60 percent chance of death as part of the ad?

What job ad included "make it rain on them hoes" as one of the job benefits?

From obvious scams to people advertising the "worst job in town," here are 15 job offers

you won't believe are real.

15 – Noodle sitter • If you're a woman who owns a one-piece

bathing suit, somebody has an interesting proposal for you on Craigslist.

• This person wants to pay you a dollar to his to their house and sit in a bathtub

full of cooked noodles for five minutes.

• It's not even to be watched.

Nobody is even going to be home, they just have the neighbor watching the door.

• The only rule is that you don't bring any sauce.

They want to season the pasta themselves.

14 – Exxon Promotion • This job was never actually listed, because

it was never even a job.

It was just some guy at a gas station propositioning a woman who worked there.

• He said he was an executive with Exxon, and that he was considering her for a promotion…

but that she would first need to accompany him to a cheap motel for a "medical exam."

• Sensing something was wrong there, the woman called the police on the man, and it

turned out – surprise! - that he was a convicted sex offender with kidnapping and rape in his

history.

13 – Now Hiring Now • This sign doesn't have any information

whatsoever about what the job is hiring for.

• But there is NO DOUBT AT ALL about WHEN the job is.

• It's… well, it's relatively soon.

12 – Plague Doctor • Back in the 1600s, the Black Plague was

ravaging London, and in 1665 the City put out an ad for a new plague doctor.

• And to say the least, they were honest about the position.

Plague doctors were required to avoid public gatherings and carry a white stick to indicate

their profession.

• Basically, they needed to quarantine themselves.

Oh, and the City is not responsible for the death of the applicant because – as the

job states – death rates are between 15 and 60 percent, and treatment has not yet

been discovered.

Good luck, doc. 11 – Worst Job in Town

• This job ad is trying to hook you by advertising the "worst job in town."

• Among the benefits are poor location, a terrible office with no natural light, large

projects with small budgets, and below-market pay.

• And sure, at the end they talk about being "sick of the same overselling job ads,"

which indicates they might be joking… but they don't actually SAY that.

10 – Strike Breakers • Hey, would you like to work 84 hours a

week in a high-stress, high-temperature metalworking environment?

• And would you like to do that for a company whose normal workers are on strike for better

pay and working conditions?

• Would you like to show up every day for work and have to be escorted past an angry

picket line?

Well, then this job is for you…

wait, did you actually answer yes to all those questions?

9 – Copy and Paste • This job sounds fine, really.

"Administrative assistant" is a fairly normal job title and description.

• But looking at the post itself… well, it's obvious why they need one.

The person who posted the ad seems to have ALSO posted the instructions to "copy and

paste the above text."

• So either the person who posted this badly needs an assistant… or they ARE the assistant,

and they badly need to be replaced.

8 – PR Done Wrong • This is your chance to work in PR for

a "fat bloke with a drink problem and a moral compass that only ever points south."

• The ideal candidate is on anti-depressants, but is ALSO a heavy drinker.

Jail time a plus.

• According to the job listing, if you feel you're a good fit, then don't apply.

Just roll up on the building, barge past security and grab a desk.

• There's a tiny little chance this job might not be real.

7 – What Not to Do • Are you looking for a job in publishing?

Are you okay with being on a probationary period?

• Great, here's a list of things you can be terminated for, no questions asked.

• Being unavailable on nights or weekends.

• Gossiping.

• Complaining about anything.

• Failing to respond to emails fast enough.

• Offering suggestions when not asked.

• If you can avoid all these things, then congratulations!

You can remain in the running for this unpaid internship!

6 – No Crybags Alllowed • Quick note.

If you want the prestigious position of being a pizza chef, then you have to make sure you

can read a schedule, and you're not a "crybag."

• Also preferred are applicants who don't talk.

Apparently you can get a degree in that?

• This seems sort of specific, though… you think they had problems with a previous

employee?

5 – Hiring Brogrammers • This ad for a back-end developer at a

Finnish company, would like to hire someone who is "gay for code."

• If that's you, they'd like you to know they can help you "make it rain on

them hoes," during "the ride of your life."

• After some backlash asking them what they hell they were actually doing, the company

hastily removed the ad and said it was all just a joke.

4 – Happy Day • This recruitment video was released in

2004, more than 10 years after Sister Act 2, which it seems like it's trying to channel.

• It involves a bunch of uncoordinated nerdssinging about how happy they are to be accountants

for Ernst and Young.

It's even more cringe than it sounds like.

• It seems like an internal recruitment video, which is weird, because why are you

selling people who already work for you on how great it is to work for you?

3 – Ernest's Big Job Ad • Ernest Shackleton was looking for people

to join him on the Imperial Trans-Atlantic Expedition when he posted his ad.

• And hey, at least he was honest about it.

Hazardous journey, bad pay, constant danger, and doubtful safe return.

• But hey, just IN CASE they had some success, they'd get honor and recognition.

So there's that.

2 – Time-Travelling Waitress • Carnation Restaurant would like to hire

an 18-year-old waitress with 20 years of experience.

• Okay, Carnation Restaurant.

Two things here.

First, nobody is capable of being a waitress two years before they're born.

• And even assuming you MEANT that the waitress must be at LEAST 18 years old… why bother?

If they have 20 years of experience, they HAVE to have over the age of 18.

• And for that matter, why do you need a waitress with 20 years of experience?

Don't you pretty much learn everything you need to know in the first three months or

so?

1 – Self Importance • The person behind the posting of this

sales job clearly loves what they do.

• That's why they're looking to hire a "self-important twat" to join the likeminded

twats they already work with.

• The winning candidate will be arrogant and willing to sell customers things they

don't need at severely inflated prices.

• Unlike some similarly sarcastic postings, this one appears to

be 100% genuine.

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NOBODY'S PERFECT (KARAOKE VERSION)

A SONG MADE FAMOUS BY JESSIE J

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No Time To Explain - Duration: 1:51.

I've been clenching my butt cheeks

and preventing any gas leaks

don't think I can hold it any longer

the force pushing out's getting stronger

stand back everyone on the train

simply not enough time to explain

here it comes

here it comes

there it goes

(gas escaping)

(wet squelch)

beads of sweat run down my face

embarrassed I stand in disgrace

I take a seat and my pants squish

number of commuters diminish

last night I had beans and cabbage

today I ride solo on the carriage

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The Purpose of LAW OF ATTRACTION - Sadhguru 2018 - Duration: 12:18.

okay my name is hala I have a dream it makes my heart sings and I forgot about

it for six years singer sing sing sing okay and I forget about it for six years

and two years back I woke up thinking that I want to accomplish I made like a

minor achievement maybe as a major to others but I still have difficulties in

achieving my dreams and some look at me as if I'm insane or like I'm a big

dreamer or whatever so what my question for you what signs like maybe life gives

you to believe more than your dream as if you are on the right track and you're

gonna accomplish it thank you my blessing is may your dreams not come

true I'll tell you why say yeah if your dreams are big enough it will never get

completed in one lifetime only if you have petty dreams you can fulfill it in

a few years if you have a truly large dream you know you will only take one

step in your lifetime and somebody else will further it tomorrow it will go on

so may you have such dreams that if they will never be fulfilled but your life is

beautiful because you're working for a dream not because it will happen it is

just that if you can take a single step in a lifetime that's a great thing if

your dream is large enough so make your dream enough so that your dreams are not

fulfilled in this lifetime Oh will that make you miserable that's the whole

thing this is the whole thing that we have not established right now for most

human beings the song and their heart will die if some situation around them

does not work out the way they think it should happen you see any number are

frustrated depressed human beings simply because their inner

experience is determined by what's happening around them in the very nature

of things life is made in such a way that the outside will never happen

hundred-percent the way you want it even if you're just two people in the family

it still doesn't happen the way you wanted isn't it if it's happening 51%

your way you have the controlling state

100% it never happens is that a fact for everybody's life and it should be that

way because if everything happens your way in this world where do I go where

does everybody else go something happens to my way something happens your way

something happens somebody else's way it's fine the world need not happen 100%

your way it should not happen your way but at least you as a person should

happen 100% the way you want yourself to be doesn't it this one person must

happen 100% the way you want this person to be if this one person happened 100%

the way you want himself or herself to be how would you keep this one blissful

low miserable I'm asking you see what you want for yourself is definitely the

highest level of pleasantness what you want for your neighbor may be debatable

but what you want what you want for yourself is 100% clear the highest level

of pleasantness if pleasantness happens in your body we call it help if it

becomes very pleasant we call it pleasure if your mind becomes Pleasant

we call it peace if it becomes very pleasant we college if your emotions

become Pleasant we call it love if it becomes very pleasant we call it

compassion if your very life energies become Pleasant we call this bliss if it

becomes very pleasant we call it ecstasy if your surroundings become

we call it success this is all you want in your life isn't it success is the

only thing the outside pleasantness is determined by many forces not just by

you all of them has cooperate to create outside pleasantness but to create inner

pleasantness you don't need anybody's cooperation just you isn't it this one

thing if you make it happen then you would not naturally enlarge your dream

in such a way it'll cannot be fulfilled in one time the fear of suffering is

what is making people dream small things all work small because I dream big and

if it doesn't happen what will happen to me have it the commissural if you have

an assurance whatever happens this is how I will be you would dream really big

isn't it I must tell you a small example they were on the video showing the

project greenhands in the year 1998 some experts on United Nations came to

southern India and they made a prediction by 2025 60% of saturon India

will be a desert maybe you don't mind that living in Doha but when they said a

desert a desert is a bad word in southern India a desert means a horrible

place a desert means life cannot sustain itself so when they said desert I wanted

to look at this because South India has a history of 12,000 years of agriculture

people have been tilling the same land for 12,000 years and in one generation

we're going to turn it into a desert I didn't like the idea I wanted to see and

I travelled around just to see if it's true

and then I found it won't go till 2025 it may happen much sooner than that I

saw I try to look at what is the I'm not some kind of an environmental expert or

something I just saw what is the big problem wise

going to become a desert one thing was there was not in green cover in the

state where we are the national aspiration is 33% green cover and Tamil

Nadu had only 16.5% green pound green camera so I made a simple barefoot

calculation if you plant 114 million trees in eight to ten years in 15 to 20

years we will have 33% green color so I called a bunch of volunteers and told

them let's plant 114 million trees their eyeballs rolled it Sadhguru do you know

what is 115 million 114 million trees how are we going to

plant then I asked them what is the population of the state they said 62

million I said if all of us plant one tree today take care it for two years

and put one more you got the number even a bigger it can plant one isn't it all

of us are using it why is it that all of us are not participating in making it

happen so we went about first six years as planting trees in people's minds

which is the hardest terrain to plant believe me

and once this successfully happened today we have planted over 17 million

trees it's a failure because it's not under than fourteen seventeen million

peas in nine years we planted the green cover in Tamil Nadu it's the only place

in whole of Asia where the green cover is going up it's gone up by seven on two

percent in a matter of nine years and above all people have now taken it up

everywhere it's become a huge moment we did not give up our lives to make this

happen this is just one small thing that I

invested a certain amount of time thing I did with people I made the farmers and

the village people assembled in one place made them sit under a tree and

close their eyes and told them see what exhale the tree is inhaling what did

it's you're inhaling this is a relationship that you can't do without

you just have to take care of this and that's it they all got fired up but

this is a failed dream because 114 million trees where is 17 million varies

114 million I am Telling You if you have a really big dream it will always be a

failure and that's wonderful hello good afternoon I'm stairs and guru

my name is SEO I'm from Bahrain I'm an intrapreneur I have I don't have a

question I might have a comment to what you said I do agree we need to think and

we need to meditate but success can be achieved only through hard work

reutilization thanking God and measures of success only your determination of

your success nobody can tell you how successful you are there is no measure

there's no parameter in every leadership of course that I go to they ask me to

think outside the box reach for the sky go out there but we are human beings and

we are limited so there's no such thing as sky's the limit because other people

I live in in it and their planet with other people so there is limitations to

what I can do and the time limitation effort limitation and it's a choice it's

you choose where to be I think that I think that God had created every person

with a calling there's a reason why we're here this is what I believe as an

intrapreneur I don't know if you're with the say guru that sometimes things are

inside the box so why should I be looking outside the box unless I find

all the answers in the box thank you thank you no I think that is a I know a

lot of talk is going about this everywhere in the business meetings and

staff I think it's a little mission dismiss understood concept when they

talked about eyes outside the box they were only talking about thinking

outside the box not working outside the box we all work

within certain boundaries because our physical capabilities and our energies

and time are limited so we do work within some boundaries but we were

talking about thinking outside the box thinking outside the box as a term

became popular because people were thinking in traditional ways within the

limitations of their social and other exposure thinking outside the box is

only talking about being exposed to a larger world and being a small community

of people so it does not mean that you go do business in the sky okay

unless you're Qatar Airways

you

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Sorry~ my camera is deciding it wants to shift >.<

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