Welcome back to my channel!
You have asked
me what do I think about
viola jokes
and
I am gonna tell you what I think
I think
they
are s****
we used
to be
super nice people
and with
all this jokes, violists are
becoming
mean
people, like the rest!
I mean it!
I see it, and I feel it aswell
I actually include
myself
sometimes
fed
up with all this jokes
I think
that one can make a joke
about
everything in life, but you
just gotta
choose
the right moment to do so
and
obviously
do not repeat it
150 times...okay?
maybe 1
joke per week
is enough?
we can work
with
that, can we?
but
let me tell you, two types
of people
who
make this kind of jokes
besides
violists themselves
cause
they prefer to bully themselves
before
getting
bullyied
I say
stop
that guys
not necesarry
really
so, type one would be, other
musicians
that are
super frustrated about their life
or about their instrument
and
they feel the need to
make
fun of others
obvious, right?
Discrimination!
2 type
would be
actually
a ver large group
Let me
say that I am ALWAYS generalizing
on my videos
ok??
so now Ima talk about
violinists
They are the meanest to us
normally
BUT they actually
do love
they viola in secret!!
I know
This is real
but
they don't recognize it
I tell you!
no jokes though
I am
always going to defend
violists
so stop it guys
with the bullying towards us
we used
to be
super nice people
and
now we are just aggresive
and mean
an angry violist is something
very dangerous
you do not
want that
I tell you
I will be happy to lead the revolution
against
all of
you guys who make fun of us
so be careful!
we are
nice people though
very
loving
so
please
let me tell you
one thing you can do
to make
things better
#PutAViolistInYourLife
See you
next
Weeeeek!
Bye!
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[machine noise]
I knew I had to get a job when I came to college. I wanted a job
that would align with my interests.
So I've been here at the Vertebrate Zoology
department for three years now. And there's all these
collections that otherwise would have not really been known
about or worked with. Every day it's something different and I
really enjoy that.
And this is a species from northeastern US... [speaks under]
Greg is the best supervisor anyone could ask for.
He's super chill.
I nominated Cesar because he is awesome. In a word.
Ah, look at that smile!
I help train new students, I've worked with high school
students. So that's been super awesome that
he allowed me to do that.
He gets what museums do. He gets why we have a collection
and we think of them as part of the team.
[sound : clunk ... music under]
I am the student assistant in American literature.
Here at the Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscripts Library.
It's my job to kind of dig through the boxes and find
whatever they're looking for. They're taking down the
exhibition that I worked on, which is convenient for this
amazing documentary. It never gets old to like pick up
something that Ernest Hemingway spilled coffee on, you know,
because it's really that real.
As we come to understand them we bring... [speaks under]
I work under Nancy Kuhl who's the curator in poetry in the
American literature collection.
It was wonderful to have an opportunity to call attention
to her good work. The ways in which she has helped us with
outreach you know, reaching out to students
and visitors to the library and visitors to our website and
to educate people about our collections
and to celebrate them.
I know for a fact that I wouldn't have been able
to dive so deep into what they had at the Beinecke.
[music under ]
I am the head Gallery Guide. I train the new gallery guides
who give tours to visitors. There's so much incredible art
here and I actually had only really ever been introduced to
like certain art, especially European
Impressionists, so to see sort of the
breadth was really awesome.
I wonder if that is even a hat? [speaks under]
The tours are interactive and I didn't realize that at first.
I just thought it was going to be me standing up and talking
to people. It turned out to really help me
in my day to day conversation skills.
This is actually a character
that's moving through time... [speaks under]
So I work with Dan Jones who's the museum educator.
Leah is a fantastic mentor to the guides that we have.
They do really difficult work which is not just to know a lot
about art but to be able to lead conversations about art
which is a different thing.
Whenever he would paint her he would do... he would use these two
colors the violet and the yellow. I was never a great
communicator but through this job I've sort of learned
how to have conversations. It's gotten a lot easier over
the past four years.
[music]
So the role is called a design aid.
We basically help people with their design.
[sound: drilling]
The main thing about this job is just the passion to create things.
Play through this...[speaks under]
I came to Yale as a first year not entirely sure what I wanted
to do. But then just being able to be in the space and create
things made me realize that I actually really enjoy
just physical prototyping.
I nominated Pong because has been here since I started.
He's been here... since my first day up until now and he's been
an incredibly dependable design aid, person.
Okay that looks great.
We joke around sometimes.
[laughing]
It's nothing that you can necessarily train someone on...
like today we're going to do some training on how you...
how you work with people.
Everyone really enjoys helping other people.
People are willing to ask for help as well.
Working has been one of my favorite
experiences here at Yale.
It's gotten me to think a lot more about other ways that I can
apply sort of, the museum education skills
that I've learned here.
It feels good to be productive for something that's equally
as important as something that I may be graded on.
So it's been really cool.
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Hyo Ahn's Origami
Fancy Origami Cube Copyrighted by Hyo Ahn
Level: Beginner BaseL 8x8 Matrix
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We will start with a 6" x 6" (15cm x 15cm) square paper. You can use a smaller or larger square paper instead.
Prepare to turn the paper over.
Turn the paper over.
Prepare to apply a horizontal valley-fold in half and then unfold.
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Apply a horizontal gate-fold consisting of two valley-folds and then unfold.
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Apply a vertical gate-fold consisting of two valley-folds and then unfold.
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Apply a horizontal asymmetric gate-fold consisting of two valley-folds and then unfold.
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Prepare to apply a valley-fold and then unfold for the 2nd time.
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Prepare to rotate the paper by 90 degrees.
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Prepare to apply a valley-fold and then unfold for the 3rd time.
Apply a valley-fold and then unfold for the 3rd time.
Prepare to rotate the paper by 90 degrees.
Rotate the paper by 90 degrees.
Prepare to apply a valley-fold and then unfold for the 4th time.
Apply a valley-fold and then unfold for the 4th time.
Prepare to turn the paper over.
Turn the paper over.
Prepare to apply the crease pattern on the existing crease lines.
Apply the crease pattern on the existing crease lines.
Prepare to apply a valley-fold and then unfold.
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Prepare to apply a mountain-fold.
Apply a mountain-fold.
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Intro to Blockchain and the Azure Blockchain Workbench – Part I - Duration: 10:06.
- Coming up, we kick off a two-part series on blockchain
and the work that we're doing
to help you harness the technology in Microsoft Azure.
We're gonna start by explaining how blockchain works,
its broader application beyond cryptocurrency,
and for any multi-party process or workflow,
and what Microsoft is doing to make it easier to
for you to spin up the required infrastructure
and services to harness the blockchain,
and develop apps using the new Azure Blockchain Workbench.
(techno music)
- I'm joined today by JT from the Azure Blockchain Team,
welcome.
- Great to be here.
- So there's been a lot of hype around blockchain,
I'm sure a lot of people watching are probably
familiar with things like cryptocurrency.
Which is probably most associated
with blockchain today.
But the concept is still a mystery for a lot of us.
What is blockchain and how should people think about it?
- So we think of blockchain as an enabling technology,
with big potential.
At its core, you can think of blockchain as a shared
ledger for recording transactions in a secure,
and verifiable way.
In the case of cryptocurrency, this becomes a means
of transferring value authentically.
Without involving third party intermediaries,
such as credit card agencies, or banks.
Or introducing the risk of falsification
and tampering along the way.
- So what makes the technology then different
than say a relational database,
or workflow tools that we have now.
- Blockchain has two unique characteristics.
The first is that the ledger is distributed, or shared.
The second is that it's cryptographically immune.
- All right, so how does this all play out then
in a context of a ledger?
- So think of it as sort of a fancy Excel spreadsheet.
Or database with these two unique characteristics.
As I mentioned, it's distributed.
It's shared between multiple parties.
Each party has an identical copy or version of the ledger.
Whenever a new transaction is committed,
each participant on the networks nodes, are updated.
The second characteristic, is that the ledger
is cryptographically immutable.
So if I want to post a transaction to the ledger,
the network participants must agree
that that transaction is true or authentic.
This is done using a consensus mechanism,
and that the participants agree to use to verify
the authenticity and the validity of a transaction.
Because once the transaction is committed to the ledger,
it's signed and hashed and cannot be changed later.
- All right, so going back to our cryptocurrency example,
it allows users then to transfer digital
currency value with the underlying blockchain effectively
serving as a single source of truth to make sure
that it's a trustworthy transaction?
- That's right, and as we just saw,
because of the way blockchains are built,
no party can tamper with it or modify data entries.
- So in principal in the blockchain ledger concept
can be applied to really any multiparty process,
or an asset by moving across organizational boundaries.
Think of a supply chain, maybe even an application
for a loan, but, this is all cases
where you need some system of accountability.
- That's right, that's a good way of thinking about it.
It absolutely can.
So blockchain has big potential for more mainstream uses.
In the early days, blockchain was used to facilitate
the immediate transferring of value.
You could send value in near real time,
without the need of intermediaries.
When businesses started to get interested,
was when you could stipulate the terms
under which that value was transferred.
Using a mechanism called the smart contract.
These serve as sort of a digital representation
of a real world contract, with a set of conditions
and terms that govern the changes
that are made in the ledger.
- Right, and if you're keeping score at home,
these smart contracts were really first introduced by
protocols like a Ethereum or Corda who developed
new ledgers to really help codify contracts
as part of the blockchain.
- That's right.
Okay, so let's walk through a real world example
of what smart contracts might look like
within the blockchain world.
So let's take the example of an ice cream retailer.
The thing about ice cream is that it's gotta be
milked, it's gotta be manufactured, and shipped
before it's sold.
So there are at least three parties involved in the
process before the ice cream reaches the customer.
The dairy farmer, the ice cream manufacturer,
and the shipper.
As the ice cream retailer, I have terms with each
of these parties.
I may want contractually require
that the dairy farmer produce only organic milk.
I want my manufacturer to make the ice cream
according to my quality specifications.
And I certainly expect the shipper
to keep the ice cream cold, as they
move it across the country.
Because if it melts, and later refreezes
before I sell it, people can get sick.
- Right and in each case all the parties that
are involved here have a vested interest to make sure
that the ice cream is arriving safely,
with it stored safely, and everyone's using an SLA.
- Right, so as the retailer, I have contracts
already in place with these parties.
What we can do with the blockchain is codify
those contracts, and track the ice cream as it moves
across parties in the chain.
Validating that the contractual terms have been
met in real time, and writing those results to the ledger.
With this, you can tell where things are,
and you can have insight at any given time,
using the blockchain as a single source of truth.
This allows you to catch and correct issues as they happen.
For example, I could author a contract use IoT sensors
on the refrigerated truck to record the temperature,
and notify the network if a reading falls outside
of a pre-agreed upon range.
This reading can trigger remediated action downstream
for example, we could stop the store from taking delivery
of a contaminated ice cream truck.
- So this also drives them more efficiency's in that you
can remove potentially redundant spot checks.
Or people kind of testing the
product as it moves along the chain.
- That's right, so you can drive more accountability
into your multi-party processes,
without relying on third party intermediaries
or carrying the overhead of these look back audits.
- All right so, what are then we doing at Microsoft
to make it easier, if I'm a developer
to harness blockchain technology?
- So this is still an emerging technology,
but we've working with it for several years.
Microsoft supports many of the most popular ledgers,
including general purpose chains,
like Ethereum, Hyperledger Fabric,
as well as purpose built ledgers, it's like Corda.
The first thing we did was make it really easy
to deploy the ledger of your choice in Azure.
We give you the required infrastructures to set up
a consortium network, in a variety of topologies,
using a variety of consensus mechanisms.
And we've also created connections to
and integrations with a number of Azure's services,
that developers need to use to
build and run these applications.
- So, tell me more.
How do these services then work, and what are
we actually provisioning under the covers
to take advantage of these apps
and leverage the blockchain?
- So what we've seen in our work with customers is
that there are several ways
to make blockchains easier to work with.
For example, you may need to be able
to link your blockchain identities,
which are usually these long hashes
or certificates depending on the chain,
to a federated identity system.
So your users can log into an app with an email address,
and more easily interact with other consortiums.
- Much easier to remember than that 21 character hash,
that I use with Ethereum.
- Exactly.
So you may want to store your secrets and keys
in the cloud securely using a service like
Azure Key Vault.
You want to be able to ingest data from devices,
and manage events using IoT hubs or event hubs.
And we've actually written logic to transform
those messages into the format,
that's expected by the blockchain's native API.
And blockchains are not easy to query.
So you'll probably want to synchronize
on chain data with off chain databases,
like SQL, you can use this data to trigger
downstream actions using logic apps.
You can also use it for post processing analytics,
and visualizations using Power BI.
- Right, you might even use that off chain storage,
in those databases for things like documents,
or other data that's coming in that you're going to want
filter out as part of your smart contract process.
And the alerting it will generate.
- That's right.
So we've observed a pattern of the types
of services that developers need to build an application.
Sort of concentric circles of Azure services
that developers wanted to use,
and they spend a lot of time just scaffolding
those services together.
So recently, we introduced a tool called
Azure Blockchain Workbench, that quickly deploys
the blockchain network, pre-integrated with these
relevant Azure services.
So this means you can now spend less time on scaffolding,
and in just a few simple clicks,
we can get you up and running so that you can
spend more time on coding the smart contract
logic and defining your workflow,
and less time on scaffolding.
- So can you give us a quick look at that in terms
of what we provision out with
the Azure Blockchain Workbench.
- Absolutely, so this tool is available on the
Azure marketplace.
When you click get it now, your taken into the Azure
portal where you can figure and deploy the set of
services and software that make up the
Azure Blockchain Workbench.
So here you can see, it's going to ask me for my user
credentials for my virtual machines, and my databases.
Then asked me to configure my active directory parameters,
and finally, I'll be providing the configuration
information for the blockchain network
it will be deployed with the workbench.
So once you make the selections in this wizard,
the Workbench auto generates a web application for us.
So this takes a little bit of time,
but I've actually provisioned one here,
we can take a look at.
So this is a blank canvas now, and I believe
Marc Mercuri from our Azure Blockchain Engineering Team
is going to take us through how to use this canvas
to write our first smart contract.
But there's actually quite a bit going on underneath
the hood here, which I can show you.
So here, I've pulled up the resource group
that's associated with this canvas.
And there's a number of services that you can see
pulled up here.
So there's a set of API's, we have a rest based API
for client development, message based API for
system to system integration,
you can also see that we have key vault included as well.
And we have an off chain database,
we've chosen here is SQL to allow folks
without blockchain specific skills,
to work with the data and do
do downstream analytics and visualization.
- All right, so let's leave it there.
This is really amazing stuff, JT.
So hopefully this helps demystify blockchain,
bring it out of the pipe cycle and really
make it more pragmatic and real.
And now we're ready to build out our smart contracts,
which we're gonna cover in show two,
when we're joined by Marc Mercuri from the
Azure Blockchain Team.
So JT at this stage, where can people go to learn more?
- So as you mentioned, Azure Blockchain Workbench
is really intended to help customers embark
on the creation of their first blockchain application
and smart contract.
The best way to learn more about it
is to try it for yourself.
It's available on the Azure marketplace,
and you can also learn more at link shown.
- Thank you JT, and also stay tuned
for our deeper dive on blockchain with Azure,
coming up next.
That's all the time we have for today's show,
thanks for watching, and we'll see you soon.
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Hey YouTube what's happening it's Richard founder short-term rental
university and Airbnb super host and today's Monday thought is always pay
attention to what's going on in all markets so what do I mean by that well I
think that one of the things that we can all do if we want to be proactive and
grow ourselves and our businesses is to be paying attention to things that are
at the periphery level of your interest so you may not be very interested in
stocks or in real estate today or you know crypto but you might be thinking
about it and the best way to start to think about it is to hone your knowledge
and start to pay attention to it carefully I personally find that I paid
a lot more attention to these things when I take a micro position I just like
take a toehold in say Bitcoin and now all of a sudden I'm paying attention all
of the Bitcoin news and the pricing and I'm assessing and I'm just formulating
and I'm not really doing anything per se except now that I have a little bit of
skin in the game I'm paying a lot more attention so one of the things that
Charles and I were talking about right before I started filming this is I
always have CNBC on in all of my homes and all of the different televisions so
as I walk from room to room I just can't help but see the ticker tape or the news
line or what the stock market is doing and am I actively engaged in it no but
am I paying attention maybe you know on some subconscious level but if a
headline or an alert or a price comes across that has some interest or meaning
to me then I'm there and I'm focusing on paying attention and I'm formulating
either a game plan or a strategy or an entrance or an exit right and so the
point is to be paying attention to the market because you never know when
inspiration or news is gonna hit and this applies to say real estate you may
not be prepared to buy that 3-bedroom home on the lake but you should start
paying attention to the trends and the pricing and the listings and the
opportunities and what's going on in that market months maybe even years
before you're ready to buy it the time to be doing all of your homework is an
advance of your transaction not to do it really
quickly and be ill-prepared and enter into a very significant investment so I
just encourage everyone to figure out what it is that you're interested in and
it could be anything it could be Birds real estate chess it doesn't matter what
it is but put yourself in a position where you're constantly being fed
subliminally experiences exposure news opportunity and that will give you
comfort - then act more aggressively and perhaps in a better fashion than if you
were to just say now I'm ready let me catch up I'm gonna spend a week really
crushing this and learning about it how about weeks months even years of
just passive learning that wins so what do you do how do you like assimilate
this knowledge on a perpetual basis how do you formulate these theories these
opportunities go ahead and share with us I'd really appreciate that as I would a
big thumbs up on the video and a subscribe to the channel
thanks so very much happy hosting catch you next week
you
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hey hey
i got a calculator baby, push some buttons for me
math class is exciting, so baby why you frontin'
girl graph it for your teach, boy graph it for me
turn around and graph it for your teach graph graph it for me
I'll look at functions on my paper, circle the best answer
Hope I picked a winner, I really can't remember
Just graph it if you need it , graph graph it if you need it
Said graph it if you need it find the VERTEX and the ZEROS
Look at the FORMULAS come and put some miles on it
anything you want, even all the EXPONENTS
You deserve it baby you deserve to pass
And we're gonna help you with that
Your pencil circles so nice
You can do ALGEBRA right
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
The DOMAIN is Left to Right
The RANGE is Bottom to Top
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
I need to know those Linear FUNCTIONS, graph the functions we know
Relations are my hero, TRACE them for the ZERO
mamacita, there might even be a problem that I can't solve
I promise that your smile ain't gon' never leave
Summer's off in Dallas
'Cause you don't need math class
Take a look in that mirror
Now tell me who's the smartest
Is it you (is it you?) Is it me (is it me?)
Say it's us (say it's us) and I'll agree baby
Look at the FORMULAS come and put some miles on it
anything you want even all the EXPONENTS
You deserve it baby you deserve to pass
and we're gonna help you with that!
Your pencil circles so nice
You can do ALGEBRA right
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
The DOMAIN is LEFT to RIGHT
The RANGE is Bottom to Top
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
You say you want a good grade
Well pass the test baby, pass the test baby
Graph for me, graph for me, TRACE for me, tell me what's on your Y
If you want it, yeah, come and get it
all this is here for you!
Function baby, write that function baby
Tell it what to do!
Your pencil circles so nice
You can do ALGEBRA right
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
The DOMAIN is Left to Right
The RANGE is Bottom to Top
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
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Phil Wickham - Till I Found You (Acoustic) Live! - Duration: 3:34.
I searched through the Earth
for something that could satisfy
A peace for the hurt
I had buried deep inside
Knees on the floor, I finally found
everything I needed
You lifted my soul and opened up my eyes
I never knew anything lasts forever
Till I found You, till I found You
I never dreamed anything could be better
Till I found You, till I found You
You're rewriting my story
Now I'm brand new like a morning
Oh, I never knew anything lasts forever
Till I found You
Till I, till I found You
Till I, till I found You
Gone are the days
I'm chasing after what won't last
I'm done with building these castles
that crumble like sand
Oh, knees on the floor
I finally found that everything I needed was always right in front of me
You gave me a name
You changed everything I am
I never knew anything lasts forever
Till I found You, till I found You
I never dreamed anything could be better
Till I found You, till I found You
You're rewriting my story
And I'm brand new like a morning
I never knew anything lasts forever
Till I found You
Till I, till I found You
Till I, till I found You
I never knew anything lasts forever
Till I found You, till I found You
I never dreamed anything could be better
Till I found You, till I found You
You're rewriting my story
And I'm brand new like a morning
Oh, I never knew anything lasts forever
Till I found You
Till I, till I found You
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BASIA KURDEJ-SZATAN KŁÓCI SIĘ Z FANAMI O SWOJE ZAROBKI! PADŁY MOCNE SŁOWA! || SzokGWIAZDY - Duration: 5:40.
BASIA KURDEJ-SZATAN KŁÓCI SIĘ Z FANAMI O SWOJE ZAROBKI! PADŁY MOCNE SŁOWA!
Basia Kurdej-Szatan (32 l. ) nie powinna narzekać na swoje zarobki, a jednak to robi.
To właśnie rozzłościło internautów i doprowadziło do ostrej wymiany zdań na profilu społecznościowym aktorki.
Zaistniała w mediach dzięki serii reklam jednej z telefonii komórkowych w Polsce.
Wówczas fani oszaleli na punkcie roześmianej blondynki o pięknych oczach.
Potem wszystko już potoczyło się błyskawicznie.
Oferty współprac nie miały końca, a Basia chętnie z nich korzystała.
Obecnie jest gwiazdą takich seriali, jak M jak miłość, czy W rytmie serca, gdzie zarabia niemałe pieniądze.
Na planie jednego z nich za dzień zdjęciowy celebrytka zgarnia 9 tys. złotych.
Do tego dochodzą liczne sesje zdjęciowe, wywiady, reklamy i współprace z różnymi markami.
Nie można więc powiedzieć, że gwiazda ledwo wiąże koniec z końcem.
Jednak ostatnio podczas majówki, na którą wybrała się wraz z mężem do Grecji, opublikowała swoje zdjęcie i napisała:.
Mogłabym całe życie wyłącznie zwiedzać świat. gdyby tylko kasa spływała z nieba. Byłoby super.
Te kilka słów bardzo rozzłościło komentujących, którzy nie przebierali w słowach, pisząc, co myślą na temat pieniędzy Kurdej-Szatan.
Tylko nieliczni mogą sobie pozwolić na taki odpoczynek.
A komu jak nie właśnie tobie kasa spływa z nieba. reklamy to chyba najłatwiejsza kasa na świecie.
No Pani to chyba na brak kasy nie powinna narzekać.
Aktorka postanowiła nie zostawiać tego bez odpowiedzi.
Widać, że te komentarze, bardzo ją dotknęły.
No pewnie, wyjdę, poskaczę, poszczerze się, w ogóle nie zapie***lam - odpisała mocno rozżalona.
- Pracując w teatrze po szkole teatralnej zarabiałam 2,500 na miesiąc, także dobrze wiem co bym powiedziała.
i te 2,500 było w przypadku gdy zagrałam więcej spektakli w miesiącu.
Jeśli nie zagrałam żadnego ( a bywało tak) to miałam 1200 podstawy.
Ale szukałam dodatkowych rozwiązań, brałam pojedyncze joby, jeździłam na castingi - nie leżałam z nogami do góry.
I żyję ? Żyję - dała upust swoim emocjom Basia.
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CHISTES SOBRE VIOLAS? | LO QUE REALMENTE PIENSO - Duration: 2:49.
Welcome back to my channel!
You have asked
me what do I think about
viola jokes
and
I am gonna tell you what I think
I think
they
are s****
we used
to be
super nice people
and with
all this jokes, violists are
becoming
mean
people, like the rest!
I mean it!
I see it, and I feel it aswell
I actually include
myself
sometimes
fed
up with all this jokes
I think
that one can make a joke
about
everything in life, but you
just gotta
choose
the right moment to do so
and
obviously
do not repeat it
150 times...okay?
maybe 1
joke per week
is enough?
we can work
with
that, can we?
but
let me tell you, two types
of people
who
make this kind of jokes
besides
violists themselves
cause
they prefer to bully themselves
before
getting
bullyied
I say
stop
that guys
not necesarry
really
so, type one would be, other
musicians
that are
super frustrated about their life
or about their instrument
and
they feel the need to
make
fun of others
obvious, right?
Discrimination!
2 type
would be
actually
a ver large group
Let me
say that I am ALWAYS generalizing
on my videos
ok??
so now Ima talk about
violinists
They are the meanest to us
normally
BUT they actually
do love
they viola in secret!!
I know
This is real
but
they don't recognize it
I tell you!
no jokes though
I am
always going to defend
violists
so stop it guys
with the bullying towards us
we used
to be
super nice people
and
now we are just aggresive
and mean
an angry violist is something
very dangerous
you do not
want that
I tell you
I will be happy to lead the revolution
against
all of
you guys who make fun of us
so be careful!
we are
nice people though
very
loving
so
please
let me tell you
one thing you can do
to make
things better
#PutAViolistInYourLife
See you
next
Weeeeek!
Bye!
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MÃE DE PET - Duration: 2:56.
Hi, girl!
What are you doing here?
Are you okay?
Come inside. We don't have much time.
Girl...
What's going on in here?
Rex doesn't like when I have guests.
Sit down. Make yourself at home.
Who is Rex?
The cutest little thing.
My cocker spaniel.
This is him.
Is he here?
Be quiet. He's asleep.
Bia, did Rex do this to your place?
He loves this couch.
Yeah but it stinks in here. A lot!
-How about opening a window? -No!
Rex hates the daylight.
I haven't potty trained him yet.
Bia, I came here because people at work
are wondering why you haven't showed up.
Rex doesn't like to be by himself.
He wakes up pretty early
and he needs to go before the sun comes up.
Why don't you put him on daycare?
I'd feel bad for him.
He loves his bed here.
Is that his mattress?
No, that's mine.
He likes to sleep on my bed by himself.
So I sleep in the living room not to disturb him.
Bia, you can't let the dog control your life.
You have to... What is that?
Nothing.
-I feel down the stairs. -There are no stairs here.
Rex is very clumsy when we're playing.
But he's a sweetheart. You can't help but love him.
Bia, where's your husband?
Rex asked me to divorce him
because I wasn't giving him much attention.
-Him, meaning Rex. -Bia...
We need to leave now.
No...
Hi, Mom's cutest little boy!
Mom's friend is just kidding, okay?
Run, please.
Bia, come with me.
-Let's leave. -Don't touch me.
He can get it wrong!
Please, Rex!
Forgive, mommy!
Huh? Please, forgive mommy, Rex!
Please! She's a friend. Let her go.
Please.
What's that?
I'm sorry. Rex is very jealous.
I'll have to do to you what I did to my mom.
What?
He just need an arm to suck to the bones.
NAME: LUNA MOM: PAOLLA GUIMARAES - PRODUCER
CRIME: PUBLIC DISPLAY OF PRIVATE OBJECTS
BAIL: YES.
Let go of the trash!
NAMES: MEL AND KIARA MOM: VANESSA ANDREA - MAKEUP
CRIME: PREMEDITATED DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY
BAIL: YES
Son of a bitch!
NAME: NELSON DAD: PEDRO ESTEVES - WRITER
This is all feathers!
CRIME: MATERIAL LOSS BAIL: YES
He does it and he doesn't want anything to do with it.
Son of a bitch...
NAMES: JOAQUIM AND LOLITA MOM: KARINA RAMIL - ACTRESS
CRIME: RACKETEERING BAIL: YES
NAME: VACILO
Vacilo!
DAD: RODRIGO MAGAL - DIRECTOR
Va, va...
CRIME: PROPERTY DESTRUCTION BAIL: YES
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